[SPEAKER_02]: You can listen to the Michael Marasho at michomarasho.com Wow, what a happy year It's a podcast I want excitement we have today It's the Michael Marasho With Michael Maras And Rob Spiewack Now here's my home

[SPEAKER_07]: We never do it right at the beginning of the show.

[SPEAKER_07]: We didn't do it yesterday.

[SPEAKER_07]: If we don't do the male bag right now with your cards and letters and correspondence for all of us We're gonna forget it and You know, I'd just be aware of that.

[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so we were doing some camera adjusting Which Mike will now firmly refer to as the breast cam Point forward and download

[SPEAKER_07]: Cam for Uncle Mikey.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it should be fantastic So we're going to open up the mail bag now tighter brighter for a year list like pleasure everyone Happy Wednesday during the Corona virus experience.

[SPEAKER_07]: I hope you're all staying safe and the social distancing and doing all that good stuff tighter brighter for your listening pleasure Happy Wednesday usually done on Tuesday.

[SPEAKER_07]: Let's get right to a challenge.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's good idea.

[SPEAKER_06]: Let's do it

[SPEAKER_07]: Don't you?

[SPEAKER_06]: Don't you?

[SPEAKER_06]: Wincha?

[SPEAKER_07]: I know.

[SPEAKER_07]: All right, Aaron Walker writes, hey guys, I am the person who sent it in the Warner Herzog chickens' tape.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, Mike, do you remember the tape of the director Warner Herzog?

[SPEAKER_06]: I went like this.

[SPEAKER_01]: The enormity of their flat brain, the enormity of their stupidity is just overwhelming.

[SPEAKER_01]: You have to do yourself a favor.

[SPEAKER_01]: When you're out in the countryside and you see chicken, try to look checking in the eye with great intensity.

[SPEAKER_01]: Intensity.

[SPEAKER_01]: Intensity.

[SPEAKER_01]: We've heard P.T.E.E.

[SPEAKER_01]: last night.

[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, hearing you guys laugh and hearing that you enjoyed this audio clip made my day.

[SPEAKER_07]: I work for a small non-profit that helps lowering comforts, get access to needed medication and other health services, no black occasion.

[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, needless to say, it's been a tough couple of months.

[SPEAKER_07]: What?

[SPEAKER_07]: No, I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_07]: Just kidding.

[SPEAKER_07]: Thanks for everything.

[SPEAKER_07]: You guys do.

[SPEAKER_07]: You make it a lot easier to get in my car and go to work and do what I can to support my staff Who do the even harder work?

[SPEAKER_07]: That's wonderful.

[SPEAKER_07]: Love you guys.

[SPEAKER_07]: No, oh Aaron.

[SPEAKER_07]: Aaron Walker.

[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you, Aaron.

[SPEAKER_07]: We appreciate that Thanks to all of you for mentioning this comes from us from Dave Adams.

[SPEAKER_07]: You're right.

[SPEAKER_07]: Hey gang.

[SPEAKER_07]: Thanks to all of you for mentioning John primes passing on your show

[SPEAKER_07]: Well, uh, count on it, uh, Dave in the event that somebody dies.

[SPEAKER_07]: If Rob Spuac doesn't mention it, there's something very, very wrong.

[SPEAKER_06]: No, the only death I won mention will be my own very, very well.

[SPEAKER_07]: Right.

[SPEAKER_07]: If you don't get that thing done that I asked, or make any headway with that thing.

[SPEAKER_07]: I asked for it.

[SPEAKER_07]: Finally thought you'd attack, but you didn't feel like it.

[SPEAKER_07]: Now I'm nervous already because you didn't do any.

[SPEAKER_06]: He not nervous.

[SPEAKER_06]: No, give me 24, three hours, 23 hours on him.

[SPEAKER_07]: 23 hours.

[SPEAKER_07]: It's a big loss to his admirers, John Prime, we're talking about all around the world.

[SPEAKER_07]: He was truly loved.

[SPEAKER_07]: It was very thoughtful of you to pay him some tribute.

[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you for that.

[SPEAKER_07]: I've been a fan of the show in all its forms since the mid-90s.

[SPEAKER_07]: Stay well.

[SPEAKER_07]: Dave Adams from Yarmouth, Maine.

[SPEAKER_07]: All the way up in Maine.

[SPEAKER_07]: And that wonderful, that's right.

[SPEAKER_07]: We love Maine.

[SPEAKER_07]: Miss, thank you.

[SPEAKER_07]: All my families up there, dealing with snow and April.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, leaveable.

[SPEAKER_06]: I had a trace of snow at Dallas this morning.

[SPEAKER_06]: Did you know that?

[SPEAKER_06]: No, and we're boiling down here.

[SPEAKER_06]: Super high in the history.

[SPEAKER_07]: Next letter says, Hi, Mike Rob Oscar, Maddie, Carla, Pony and Shannon.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's nice to include.

[SPEAKER_07]: Sounds very sweet.

[SPEAKER_07]: Helping us was helping us with our video shots earlier.

[SPEAKER_07]: A few days ago, I was driving home from my essential job listening to TMOS and eating a small bag of cool ranch to read of us.

[SPEAKER_07]: While I was stopped at a red light, I took the opportunity to tilt my head back and dump the remaining Dorito crumbs and cool ranch powder into my mouth.

[SPEAKER_07]: Well, right at that moment, I heard her rosemary.

[SPEAKER_07]: I heard her rosemary do one of his famous DJisms.

[SPEAKER_07]: I immediately started to laugh.

[SPEAKER_07]: This caused me to do a spit take of cool ranch Dorito crumbs all over my dash and windshield.

[SPEAKER_07]: This is great imagery right here.

[SPEAKER_07]: Then I was hoping this part would go.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, then I reflexively inhaled the cool right now.

[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, this is my favorite letter in months.

[SPEAKER_06]: Keep going, it's so great.

[SPEAKER_07]: This started the coughing jags of all coughing jags.

[SPEAKER_07]: I am not sure how long I sat there laughing hysterically and coughing with tears streaming down my face, but at some point the light had turned green.

[SPEAKER_07]: a car pulled up beside me and motion for me to roll down my window.

[SPEAKER_07]: I was sure they were going to ask me if I was okay and I was going to seize the opportunity to spread the word about T.M.O.S.

[SPEAKER_07]: Good God!

[SPEAKER_07]: Well, this letter is killing me.

[SPEAKER_07]: It's her son's face.

[SPEAKER_07]: Well, instead of asking about my well-being, the woman in the other car just yelled, stay at home!

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, and drove away, I burst out laughing so hard again that I had to sit through another red light cycle, thank you all at TMOs for the incredible effort and hard work you do to still bring us to show every day.

[SPEAKER_07]: Will you bring in the show today?

[SPEAKER_07]: The logistics it takes to bring everyone together from different locations and make it sound so seamless and professional isn't lost on your fans.

[SPEAKER_07]: Thanks again, Doug Fernandez might be later of the year.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, so great.

[SPEAKER_06]: Stayin' out.

[SPEAKER_06]: He was coughing on Cheetos on powder.

[SPEAKER_06]: Doritos powder.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, God, thanks for Miami's burgo.

[SPEAKER_07]: Hi, also a middle town Springboro and Franklin, Ohio.

[SPEAKER_07]: I got a long commute.

[SPEAKER_07]: That is a great letter, Doug.

[SPEAKER_07]: So you can correspond with us any time.

[SPEAKER_07]: Moving right along, salutations, gentlemen and Maddie and Shannon.

[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you so much for continuing to do the show during these horrible times.

[SPEAKER_07]: Where the hell are we going?

[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_07]: come on.

[SPEAKER_07]: You are a daily breath of fresh air.

[SPEAKER_07]: I have a special request for you.

[SPEAKER_07]: If Mike could read some Oma's prize descriptions.

[SPEAKER_07]: What are Oma's?

[SPEAKER_07]: What are Oma's?

[SPEAKER_07]: No, I remember that the car in the house I'm trying to buy.

[SPEAKER_04]: You remember I was going to win a house.

[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't think I'd drop sent me.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's now I know what is.

[SPEAKER_07]: Don't think I look at it.

[SPEAKER_07]: If I have specialists, Oma's prize descriptions in the voice of TV's famous announcer, Rod Roddy.

[SPEAKER_07]: It would make my month.

[SPEAKER_07]: Thanks and take care guys steward.

[SPEAKER_07]: Bell air Maryland.

[SPEAKER_07]: This is what Rob sent me all the prices right music.

[SPEAKER_06]: Do I have everything I need?

[SPEAKER_06]: I believe Mike you are good to go.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think I feel I think you might need is for each one.

[SPEAKER_06]: You might want Oscar to set you up with can you tell him what he could win?

[SPEAKER_07]: All right, so Rob, you're going to have to help with this because you're going to have to tell me what music beds go with each prize here, or each item of we have the big banana.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's one.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you've failed this sale of the century.

[SPEAKER_07]: The synth showcase set up bed.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's for the showcase showdown.

[SPEAKER_06]: Right.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, that's actually when that's usually when they do the first part of the showcase.

[SPEAKER_07]: And it usually shows, which would be, you know, it's just like,

[SPEAKER_07]: That's the first time for you to go to Puerto Vallarta with this.

[SPEAKER_07]: But you can't go anywhere out of the country without hand sanitizer.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_07]: Molly and Mickey's hand sanitizer made from the splatters of small tiny eels.

[SPEAKER_07]: All right, I get it.

[SPEAKER_06]: And then I know you have the last one that goes with the last letter.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think for the first one you can go with Big Banana.

[SPEAKER_06]: And I was going to hand it him up.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, right.

[SPEAKER_06]: You can say, can you tell him what he has a chance to win?

[SPEAKER_06]: body, tell him what he has a chance to win.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, it's a chance to go to a Red Sox game with David Ortiz.

[SPEAKER_07]: Bob?

[SPEAKER_07]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_07]: And win one hundred thousand dollars.

[SPEAKER_07]: You will score the ultimate gift from David Ortiz.

[SPEAKER_07]: One hundred thousand dollars to put to an a down-favorite mortgage that sent your kid to college.

[SPEAKER_07]: By baseball season tickets for life or use however you want.

[SPEAKER_07]: Once again with David and Boston, it had the chance to give a big poppy big hug.

[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_07]: And you can bring a friend too.

[SPEAKER_07]: It includes airfare and accommodations and a four star hotel.

[SPEAKER_07]: And it can be ours, if the Verizon's right.

[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: All right.

[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, if I can set up a number two, I like synth a showcase for this one.

[SPEAKER_07]: synth showcase.

[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, very good.

[SPEAKER_06]: All right.

[SPEAKER_06]: And now here's Roddy to tell you, here's, I, you called him Roddy, and that's me up.

[SPEAKER_06]: Here's Roddy to tell you what you might win.

[SPEAKER_06]: How about a magical trip to Parching?

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[SPEAKER_07]: With historical sites around every corner, you'll get accommodations in a four-star hotel.

[SPEAKER_07]: So got the region's studying architecture, hillside, tennis games, and cars, US beaches.

[SPEAKER_07]: Plus, a $2,000 stipend to use on day trips, museums, or all the food.

[SPEAKER_07]: It can be ours.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I want to try one much, I, I threw a lot of it in their arms.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, sure.

[SPEAKER_07]: That wasn't very nice.

[SPEAKER_06]: I give him a set up on this one and rod.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think for this one, you probably want to use a sale of the center.

[SPEAKER_06]: I sent you that one, didn't I?

[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, you did.

[SPEAKER_07]: All right, very good.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, um, Rod, Ruddy, Rod, Ruddy, Rod, Ruddy, he's very tanky.

[SPEAKER_07]: You're focusing on 30 different things.

[SPEAKER_07]: We need you for the focus on the check.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm running forward.

[SPEAKER_04]: I know this is stick.

[SPEAKER_07]: I know this is stick.

[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_07]: Rod, tell him what he's won.

[SPEAKER_07]: Tell him what he could win.

[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_06]: Good win.

[SPEAKER_07]: Rod, tell him what he could win.

[SPEAKER_07]: Get ready, Moda, for your chance to chill with Stigian Stephen Marley at the beach right, festival.

[SPEAKER_07]: All be the real.

[SPEAKER_07]: You and a friend will meet up with Stigian Stephen Marley.

[SPEAKER_07]: Did I say Stephon?

[SPEAKER_07]: No, I think he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says he says

[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, got weed, get them on for your chance to chill with Ziggy and Stephen Marley at the Beach Life Festival.

[SPEAKER_07]: You and a friend will meet up with Ziggy and Stephen Marley to hang, stab photos, and get to know each other.

[SPEAKER_07]: During their rehearsal for the Beach Live Festival, watching its Steven's Bot Marley celebration to honor their dad's 75th birthday from the sidestay.

[SPEAKER_07]: Add a joy to the rest of the festival with artist pass access.

[SPEAKER_07]: You'll get a painting by L.A. Street artist, Mr. Brainmoor.

[SPEAKER_07]: Ha ha ha ha.

[SPEAKER_07]: It includes their very combination for four star hotels.

[SPEAKER_07]: Add a heavy oars.

[SPEAKER_06]: Up on her eyes as her eyes as her eyes.

[SPEAKER_06]: All right, I think for this one, we go back to Big Banana because it's one of my favorite workhorse music beds.

[SPEAKER_06]: All right.

[SPEAKER_06]: And we go.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, we have four more, correct?

[SPEAKER_07]: Three more.

[SPEAKER_07]: Three more.

[SPEAKER_07]: I love these.

[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_07]: All right.

[SPEAKER_07]: Get ready.

[SPEAKER_07]: All right.

[SPEAKER_07]: No, I've got the Oprah thing, the Arnold thing, and then the Big E. Yeah, that's the last three.

[SPEAKER_07]: So what we're going to go with Oprah here, okay?

[SPEAKER_07]: All right.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm ready.

[SPEAKER_06]: All right.

[SPEAKER_07]: What music bed do you want?

[SPEAKER_06]: Banana.

[SPEAKER_07]: Banana.

[SPEAKER_06]: All right, Oscar Santana.

[SPEAKER_06]: Here's Rod Roddy to tell you what you could win.

[SPEAKER_07]: Get ready for the red carpet live as you meet up for WinTree and Gayle King at the O. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

[SPEAKER_07]: Get ready for the red carpet life as you meet Oprah Winfrey at Gale King at O.

[SPEAKER_07]: The Oprah Magazine's 20th anniversary party You and it's been days to be Staffed us with Oprah and Gale and hope they're not kissing the highly curtain

[SPEAKER_07]: That you'll treasure forever.

[SPEAKER_07]: Actually, I don't care if they're kissing.

[SPEAKER_07]: I hope they've had sex.

[SPEAKER_07]: I truly do.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm Ron Roddy.

[SPEAKER_07]: The 25 pieces each from the 2020.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, the Oprah Magazine collection for Talbot's.

[SPEAKER_07]: This piece is of clothing, or piece of an ass.

[SPEAKER_07]: Great pieces of mass from Talbot's.

[SPEAKER_07]: It includes airpair combinations in a four-star hotel to get in the arms.

[SPEAKER_07]: Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.

[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, for this one, synthbed Oscar is here set up.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, well, how would you like to be to ask?

[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, he said, have you been with us for the last 22 minutes?

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no.

[SPEAKER_07]: It's he horrible.

[SPEAKER_07]: He's not having fun with this.

[SPEAKER_07]: I can tell.

[SPEAKER_07]: This is not the joy that you and I are feeling with this right now.

[SPEAKER_06]: We could do this.

[SPEAKER_07]: He wasn't for episodes.

[SPEAKER_07]: We could do, we could do three hours.

[SPEAKER_07]: And you've got RBF resting bitch face during this.

[SPEAKER_07]: And all the afternoon, all you have to say is, hey, Rod, tell him what he could win.

[SPEAKER_06]: You know, when you said, or do you have a fight for you this?

[SPEAKER_06]: When you said RBF, I thought you meant our best friend.

[SPEAKER_06]: But it was a resting pitch face.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's what I was going to say.

[SPEAKER_06]: Let's go with this, okay.

[SPEAKER_06]: Here's Rodney Rodney to tell you what you could win.

[SPEAKER_07]: It's a chance to mean Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't, oh, I'm sorry, that I stepped on.

[SPEAKER_07]: But I suppose he's going to really.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: No, don't do the, I'll just say.

[SPEAKER_04]: Here's Rodney Rodney to tell you what you could win.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not, I'm not feeling anymore.

[SPEAKER_07]: He's ruined it.

[SPEAKER_06]: Can I drive?

[SPEAKER_06]: All right, we want to welcome Mac Macintosh to the stage.

[SPEAKER_06]: Congratulations, Mac, on a perfect bid.

[SPEAKER_06]: How'd you like to reach into the $100 pocket?

[SPEAKER_06]: Excellent.

[SPEAKER_06]: Here's Rod Roddy to tell you what you could win.

[SPEAKER_07]: Well, my Macintosh won't be able to reach into anything while he's self-quarantine, but you're a prevalent joint.

[SPEAKER_07]: I know Schwarzenegger, it is home for a star-spreaded, fundraising event, benefiting after school all stars, just like Mac.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's right, when you're going to Redis Center or wherever the hell you weren't to enjoy an action pack night, a live entertainment dress up photo booth, card games, incredible food, and drinks, add more.

[SPEAKER_07]: It glutes air.

[SPEAKER_07]: They offer, they offer the combination to include it in a four-star hotel.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's right, your accommodations and your airfare, all in a four-star hotel.

[SPEAKER_07]: You get it.

[SPEAKER_06]: And it can be yours if the price is right.

[SPEAKER_06]: Now, Mike, you know the music bed for this one.

[SPEAKER_06]: And may I do the set up on this one, Oscar?

[SPEAKER_06]: Oscar Santana welcome to the prices right stage and you're going to play gold and road.

[SPEAKER_06]: What do you think is at the end of the golden road?

[SPEAKER_06]: Rod Roddy tell him what he could win.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's a new guy.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'd like to add your very own 20-20 auto-eat-tromb-trusties and $1,000 in cash.

[SPEAKER_07]: You can be the proud owner of the auto-eat-tromb, the first electric car that perfectly combines luxury performance, sustainability, and fart removal.

[SPEAKER_07]: Cruise smoothly thanks to its dual A-sync goodness electric motors, add a 204 mile long range capability.

[SPEAKER_07]: It can be yours if the price is right.

[SPEAKER_03]: I saw it up for the e-tron.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's my latest O-Maze, my latest O-Maze.

[SPEAKER_06]: But Golden Roads are really hard game to win.

[SPEAKER_06]: So... Oh my god.

[SPEAKER_07]: All right, where are we in the letters here?

[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, we are.

[SPEAKER_06]: Hi, guys and gal.

[SPEAKER_06]: Hello, guys and gal is where we're.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I'm totally lost.

[SPEAKER_07]: Hello, guys and gal's.

[SPEAKER_07]: Let's talk wine.

[SPEAKER_07]: I have some moderately priced Cabernet recommendations for Mike.

[SPEAKER_07]: Josh Sellers.

[SPEAKER_07]: Josh?

[SPEAKER_07]: Josh, that's an inexpensive and very delicious wine and Grayson both make very by the way Grayson a classmate of my sons Oh, lady, it's a lady and they're both fun to be chatted.

[SPEAKER_07]: I don't want to go so far as to say boy Friend and girlfriend.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no, not in these times of social separation

[SPEAKER_07]: Both make very nice cabs at about $11 a bottle.

[SPEAKER_07]: Grayson is my favorite weeknight bottle.

[SPEAKER_07]: A little higher in price range.

[SPEAKER_07]: Born of fire.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Blacks say a smooth punch at about $40.

[SPEAKER_07]: Ooh.

[SPEAKER_07]: That sounds like an expensive one.

[SPEAKER_07]: I sent Rob the links of your interested cheers.

[SPEAKER_07]: Nicholas, uh, Velani.

[SPEAKER_07]: Nicholas, Velani.

[SPEAKER_07]: Is that really any relation to Jim Velani?

[SPEAKER_06]: It doesn't appear to be.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think it might just be coincides.

[SPEAKER_06]: But I'll forge you those links and you can take a peek of those lines.

[SPEAKER_06]: If you like it, the price is right.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, if the price is right, it's a $40 bottle of wine.

[SPEAKER_07]: Look at that fantastic little wine.

[SPEAKER_07]: Wrap your lips around this incredible $40 candidate from prisoner.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's right, drink three of these, and you all remember what an asshole you are.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's right, it's wine-o-time, just like 4 p.m. every Friday on the Michael Mary Show cocktail party.

[SPEAKER_07]: This can be yours if the price is right.

[SPEAKER_07]: And who doesn't like wine during these terrifying times where we all could die?

[SPEAKER_07]: I thought that was a bad, bad, bad, bad, all right.

[SPEAKER_07]: I love it, I love it.

[SPEAKER_07]: That might be rearing.

[SPEAKER_07]: It's only had during the entire show today.

[SPEAKER_07]: Hi, Mike Robb, and everyone at TMO is this is George, and I wanted to wish my darling wife Nitsa a happy 39th birthday.

[SPEAKER_07]: I haven't been able to sleep.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry, I haven't been able to see her.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's me.

[SPEAKER_07]: I was projected.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm terribly sorry.

[SPEAKER_07]: I haven't been able to see her in person in over a month because her nursing home is still under COVID lockdown.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, so she has to stay there with all the, uh, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_07]: There you go.

[SPEAKER_03]: A lot of people go into that.

[SPEAKER_07]: Boy, imagine like a young nurse if this year, she's 39.

[SPEAKER_07]: I bet she's got to say I'd be the guy in that nursing home going.

[SPEAKER_07]: You must miss your husband.

[SPEAKER_07]: Let me keep you warm.

[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, anyway, uh, so if you want to spin go, what's that, where are you going, what is that nursing home resident again?

[SPEAKER_07]: It's a new nerd!

[SPEAKER_07]: That's right, a 39 year old neat saw will be warming your bed for the duration of the COVID-19 lockdown.

[SPEAKER_07]: I apologize.

[SPEAKER_07]: If you guys would be kind enough to also wish her well, all we do, we're kidding around this.

[SPEAKER_07]: Really needs to stay safe.

[SPEAKER_07]: But she would gracially, I would greatly appreciate it.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's from George.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so I was thinking about lighting and I might play with that because every day it's kind of an adventure in here and I was looking at, uh,

[SPEAKER_07]: I was looking at Chris Cuomo last night on CNN.

[SPEAKER_07]: You know, I've got a man crush on him.

[SPEAKER_07]: I've had a man crush on him for a long time.

[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm noticing that his home lighting and of course is TV lighting.

[SPEAKER_07]: You know, they must pay people a lot of money to do lighting in those big TV names.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, my God.

[SPEAKER_04]: I have to erase this stuff roughly $3,000.

[SPEAKER_04]: Really, how much is $3,000 a day rate for lighting is $3,000 for them to come in and set the lights to first state to stay for a half-fing day.

[SPEAKER_07]: Really, we don't get paid that we've never got to pay that we've paid other people to come do that for us for other But if you have a little webcam like I have down here not a professional camera But if they came down and lit this studio if I wanted them to really make it look good We had a better camera like you guys like you have up in Washington DC that would cost me three grand to do that

[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, well, that would cost you to watch them do this when you did your ESPN stuff and to take notes.

[SPEAKER_07]: No, so I did the ESPN stuff.

[SPEAKER_07]: So I did that.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, you, you lit the ESPN stuff.

[SPEAKER_04]: So Fox has roughly.

[SPEAKER_06]: So what did you do with the $3,000?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, I don't get paid that when we heard that.

[SPEAKER_04]: We didn't hire the person to do.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was like, oh, no, no, we'll figure this out.

[SPEAKER_04]: I, Mike, now I see.

[SPEAKER_04]: Ah, it's good.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's good.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's good.

[SPEAKER_04]: So fast for that.

[SPEAKER_04]: For that ESPN live shot, there's roughly $30,000 with a equipment in his home.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's $30,000 worth of equipment.

[SPEAKER_04]: ESPN equipment in his home.

[SPEAKER_04]: Can you steal any of that?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, I can't steal any of it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Are you kidding me?

[SPEAKER_04]: Is it how much is his camera?

[SPEAKER_04]: Is the camera of all cameras is the same camera you have?

[SPEAKER_04]: The logic tech one?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is it really?

[SPEAKER_04]: It's the same logic tech one.

[SPEAKER_07]: It doesn't look a lot better with all the equipment he's got in there.

[SPEAKER_04]: It looks the same.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's upscaled, it's upscaled at the switcher and then sent to Bristol.

[SPEAKER_04]: Explain outscale.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, right now, we take our broadcast and we put it into the switcher and upscale it.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, this broadcast, this screenshot at least, is in a lower resolution and we upscale it.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, it looks better on the web than it traditionally would.

[SPEAKER_04]: Isn't this fascinating?

[SPEAKER_04]: I hope that's true.

[SPEAKER_04]: Actually it is.

[SPEAKER_07]: I hope listeners are somewhat interested in the way we do our little thing.

[SPEAKER_07]: We're kind of nerds.

[SPEAKER_07]: We like it.

[SPEAKER_07]: We like to talk about this.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, does the lighting change absolutely?

[SPEAKER_04]: But the lighting that you have, okay, let's say,

[SPEAKER_04]: uh one of these little lights in in this studio that give you color temperature lights that the podcast below Jones right yes yeah one of those lights is seven hundred seven hundred j-hundred dollars one of them that's a racket yeah it takes roughly when just in the second two three there are five of those lights plus a two other lights just in the studio for this studio setup

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, all right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: We can answer.

[SPEAKER_04]: We can buy all of God for you out there.

[SPEAKER_04]: But you also need someone to run it and man it because it changes all the time.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, like the one I have here.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: So change.

[SPEAKER_06]: But your vanity light is not it's not anywhere near as cool as the studio one's Oscar has because they actually can change the temperature of the color with a wheel.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's fascinating to watch it work.

[SPEAKER_06]: Like a really cool light or even warm light.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mike's family like does do that.

[SPEAKER_04]: It does change the color it's just about trying to do a really warm one.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he can try it looks like he has a tan I'm Mr. Heat Mizer see I'm Mr.

[SPEAKER_06]: So that is that warmer a cooler.

[SPEAKER_06]: That looks cooler, maybe

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, see, there you go.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Hey.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I want to cruise with having out here.

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[SPEAKER_04]: It's the Tony Bennett cruise.

[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, I'll do it today.

[SPEAKER_04]: We have dead.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oscar.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is a little too bright for you.

[SPEAKER_04]: The, I guess the misnomer is that the nicer camera.

[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, let's do this with the soft old.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god, my light, my light.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's nicer camera will actually look, it'll look great in the long run, but it costs infinitely more money to light the nicer camera because of logistics.

[SPEAKER_07]: Let me go turn that light.

[SPEAKER_06]: Of course, yes, Bruce.

[SPEAKER_06]: In fact, would you say that money is wise or spent on lighting or camera?

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, if you had X number of dollars, if I had a limited dollars, no, no, no, let's say you're limited and you needed to put your money towards one technology.

[SPEAKER_06]: I would spend money.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you got to go with the camera.

[SPEAKER_06]: No, I'd spend money on the lighting.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Mm-hmm.

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[SPEAKER_04]: My fast car, you mentioned that there's a bad time to sell.

[SPEAKER_07]: I have successfully sold it for much less than I paid for it.

[SPEAKER_07]: And so I'm going through, I'm going through a website to sell it.

[SPEAKER_07]: And the transaction is winding down and it looks like it's going to happen.

[SPEAKER_07]: So, but there was a payoff involved where I was what you call upside down,

[SPEAKER_07]: Subaru.

[SPEAKER_07]: And I rolled that into the Dodge Challenger.

[SPEAKER_07]: Right.

[SPEAKER_07]: And the Dodge Challenger was expensive and the Subaru was not.

[SPEAKER_07]: But I still owed because we financed the entire Subaru because we do that.

[SPEAKER_07]: Right.

[SPEAKER_07]: These terrible times that we put.

[SPEAKER_07]: Right.

[SPEAKER_07]: And so I was upside down and said, so I've had to pay off.

[SPEAKER_07]: I have to pay off this car before I sell it to this guy.

[SPEAKER_07]: And I had to pay it down and to get it under what the payoff was, you know, all that's a

[SPEAKER_07]: to the people at the branch bank and trust company the known throughout the country as BB&T I didn't know that's what it stood for that's fascinating you suck with a capital let me explain something all right

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[SPEAKER_07]: All right?

[SPEAKER_07]: Faxing, techno.

[SPEAKER_07]: I don't have even a hard line in my home anymore.

[SPEAKER_07]: When you tell me that the only way that I can get a 10 day payoff letter is by requesting by a facts.

[SPEAKER_07]: and then getting your facts when we live in a world of electronic communication.

[SPEAKER_07]: And I guess somebody sued your Wimpy Bank Ass a long time ago because you didn't have a hard copy, but the hoops I had to go through.

[SPEAKER_07]: to get this information, and ultimately I was unsuccessful, they just accepted the information I did have at the place where I'm selling my car, but to the BB&T, you know, and by the way, all you need to know about BB&T is that they chose not to go with a generic voice for their automated answer person, all right?

[SPEAKER_07]: So what you get is,

[SPEAKER_07]: We're real sorry that the in town we've got to get that like we're there in pencil tuckier wherever the f*** they're based.

[SPEAKER_07]: Do you think they're trying to make folks here lazy?

[SPEAKER_07]: They're lazy.

[SPEAKER_07]: They didn't go in their sheep.

[SPEAKER_07]: They didn't go on higher regular like an answer to do it, which they should.

[SPEAKER_07]: They got Betty from HR, probably to come up after she ate her friggin donut and record the voicemail message.

[SPEAKER_07]: I hate Betty and it's not done.

[SPEAKER_07]: It's covered time times are a little longer.

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[SPEAKER_07]: So then I call, uh, manager, no, man, that's what his name is.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Richard, he's no, the manager at the local branch who says no, so he's a good morning.

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[SPEAKER_07]: You are a car in the local branch down here in Florida.

[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm going to be Dick H. No, the manager of the bank that I'm calling right now.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Hello, this is the BB&T, no bank.

[SPEAKER_07]: Hello.

[SPEAKER_06]: Good morning.

[SPEAKER_06]: This is Michael Marron.

[SPEAKER_06]: No question.

[SPEAKER_06]: I have a few questions about trying to satisfy a loan that I have with BB&T.

[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know if I'll be able to answer them, but I can try.

[SPEAKER_07]: I.

[SPEAKER_06]: I just want to know, could you email me the paperwork I need to fill out?

[SPEAKER_06]: That's a problem

[SPEAKER_07]: That's going, that's going to be a problem.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, so it's not a problem.

[SPEAKER_07]: Would you like to know, would you, I'm Dick no, would you like to know why it's going to be a problem?

[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, Mr. Noye.

[SPEAKER_07]: Because I wanted to be.

[SPEAKER_07]: So I was wondering, this statistic which is a daily interest rate calculated for a 10 day payoff letter is extraordinarily easy to generate.

[SPEAKER_07]: But I'm Dick H. No, and I can't do it for you.

[SPEAKER_07]: You can give me that, I just need that percentage rate.

[SPEAKER_07]: Can you tell me that?

[SPEAKER_07]: No, I won't be able to do anything for you until you actually drive to the bank and get into the line where Betty helpful is.

[SPEAKER_07]: Betty helpful is a little bit of a dick age.

[SPEAKER_07]: No, and Betty helpful will actually talk and call and make people wait that we're in.

[SPEAKER_07]: pack me in the drive through and then generate a piece of paper that they'll finally accept at the car place where I'm selling my car without any help because if I believe that if Dick H no was even on the property, Betty helpful would have been stifled and would not have been able to do her job.

[SPEAKER_04]: Wait, wait, you're not selling until private buyer?

[SPEAKER_07]: You're selling to a private buyer through a service through a service.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, which I recommend highly because you get all the proper paperwork and everything is all the eyes who got them.

[SPEAKER_04]: The only thing to know is tell us how to do it.

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[SPEAKER_04]: What is it all about?

[SPEAKER_07]: No, I don't want to I'll reveal it after everything's done.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm nervous about it.

[SPEAKER_07]: You don't want to.

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[SPEAKER_07]: By the way, the big enchilada will be when I get the final paperwork and see how much of the, uh, the bite, they take out of the commission.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: But I think it's on the other.

[SPEAKER_07]: I think it's on the buyers end that they take the bite.

[SPEAKER_07]: I think I'll find out.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'll know.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm like, dude, I'm not even asking because I'm afraid to.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I want to know the day 17% of the price of the car.

[SPEAKER_07]: And we still own the car.

[SPEAKER_07]: And yeah, and if you want any more details on it, call Dick H. No at the French Bank and trust.

[SPEAKER_07]: I think it's French Bank.

[SPEAKER_06]: Do you remember back at the Christmas party when Dick No and Betty helpful?

[SPEAKER_06]: We're making out.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm so excited to know, that was actually Betty now.

[SPEAKER_04]: Looking back at your purchase, your short-lived purchase, and the quick sale, any other man or woman that's sitting, you know, God, God willing, there are no space.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, man.

[SPEAKER_06]: Remember Christmas of 2019 when we thought 2020 was going to be great.

[SPEAKER_04]: Any any advice wow to the maybe the listener right now.

[SPEAKER_07]: It's like maybe considering an impulse buy.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yes I'm so glad you asked Oscar.

[SPEAKER_07]: I am so glad you asked that because I am filled with advice Okay, let me step back a little bit here and go don't do it Don't make it in

[SPEAKER_07]: Do not buy an automobile on a motion.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, but you're foolish.

[SPEAKER_07]: Let me explain.

[SPEAKER_07]: Cardi-lears, yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: Make their money by getting you to pay more even over a long period of time than you really should.

[SPEAKER_07]: And if you are rushing the process and they sense that,

[SPEAKER_07]: Or they smell that, like you bring your son in on a Saturday and you're giddy and thoughtless and mindless, you will end up overpaying on not only the car price, but the interest rate on your loan.

[SPEAKER_07]: And then when you sit there at the very end, they will put in front of you a car payment.

[SPEAKER_07]: And the feeling you will have is the feeling I had, which is, well,

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm getting screwed, but I've gone this far, and then you will drive out of the dealership and you will show the car to your wife who will go, and then your wife will pay the bills, we'll notice what your car payment is, and the day that happens.

[SPEAKER_07]: You are no longer Johnny, yes, you are Johnny, I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_07]: And you will spend the rest of your life trying to sell the car.

[SPEAKER_07]: And therefore, I mean, our, yeah, we, I'm glad.

[SPEAKER_06]: We've all been there.

[SPEAKER_06]: They capitalize on your eagerness and the fact that I would say the three of us, we all lack a certain amount of patience.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: And we want to get to the end.

[SPEAKER_06]: And once you're invested, it's just like, I'll sign.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'll sign.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'll sign.

[SPEAKER_07]: And once it's done,

[SPEAKER_07]: There will not be no more eight cylinders in the American household.

[SPEAKER_07]: It will not exist.

[SPEAKER_07]: It will be back to the single car.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, you, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Bang Bang, we love you.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, you, Chitty Chitty Bang, Chitty Bang, Chitty Bang, Chitty Bang, Chitty Bang, Chitty Bang, Chitty Bang, then four cylinders.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's where we are.

[SPEAKER_07]: It was a difficult process to finally and I save a lot of money on gasoline.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't mind.

[SPEAKER_04]: During COVID, I've been working on getting rid of it.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's tough.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's tough to just rip off that bandaid.

[SPEAKER_04]: It is.

[SPEAKER_07]: There, it's tough to remember about bandages.

[SPEAKER_07]: You get things like no payments now.

[SPEAKER_07]: They're doing this.

[SPEAKER_07]: No payments for six months.

[SPEAKER_07]: Now, make no mistake.

[SPEAKER_07]: You will pay for that car.

[SPEAKER_07]: The end of the six months when the car is rusted and bottomed out and it doesn't look as pretty and maybe it's been out in the sun the eighty two month Financing right eighty two months right you will be you'll pay for this car until you are dead right you will hang from the neck until you are dead with these car payments But if you're in a position that's let's be fair here

[SPEAKER_04]: know that you will be upside down on that vehicle at the end, but if you were in a position that you needed a new vehicle for those for a 0% that's a pretty damn good deal that doesn't exist ever.

[SPEAKER_07]: You know, I've been on this a little Oscar.

[SPEAKER_07]: I've been on this as a matter of fact, I wrote a letter to all the major automakers, all of them.

[SPEAKER_07]: And it was a generic letter and I said it was the the Micomera Fc Fc proposal, free cars.

[SPEAKER_07]: that's a good one that they made an amazing profit on the profits they made even since the a big crash when they got bailed out and then they came back and they paid it back free cars for everybody and I got a letter back from Ford for was the first one to respond to me a dear Mr. O'Mara, please check in with your local mental health care facility.

[SPEAKER_07]: You're not bothers any more you silly ass.

[SPEAKER_04]: They have so many that they could give some away.

[SPEAKER_07]: I think they could give some cars away.

[SPEAKER_07]: I was first responders and people on the front lines, give them a lot of people who are driving into hospitals every day.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, as opposed to just standing out there and clapping.

[SPEAKER_07]: Or, you know, which I think is wonderful.

[SPEAKER_07]: When people hang out there window, is everything all right?

[SPEAKER_07]: Are we okay here?

[SPEAKER_06]: What's going on?

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm just fixing the keys here.

[SPEAKER_06]: Just both of you are in your shoes.

[SPEAKER_06]: What are you doing, Rob?

[SPEAKER_06]: What are you doing?

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm coming up with a music bet that you're going to like in a second.

[SPEAKER_06]: All right, very good.

[SPEAKER_07]: Because I'm just, I didn't know what you were doing.

[SPEAKER_07]: I wasn't.

[SPEAKER_07]: Everyone is going to get a new car.

[UNKNOWN]: It's a new car.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's right, three guys.

[SPEAKER_07]: I got it.

[SPEAKER_07]: I got it.

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[SPEAKER_07]: It's up in three cars.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's right, if you're driving up the hospital and you're on nurse, you might need some new wheels.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to brand new.

[SPEAKER_07]: Pontiac Pontiac.

[SPEAKER_06]: Pontiac.

[SPEAKER_07]: Pontiac.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, kids.

[SPEAKER_07]: They don't make Pontiac anymore.

[SPEAKER_06]: No.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's like Nebraska City, Nebraska.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's the Pontiac.

[SPEAKER_07]: How about this?

[SPEAKER_07]: It's a brand new Saturn.

[SPEAKER_07]: Nice.

[SPEAKER_07]: That sounds good.

[SPEAKER_04]: That sounds good.

[SPEAKER_04]: That sounds good.

[SPEAKER_04]: That sounds good.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: It's the brand new body I cast out body.

[SPEAKER_07]: I asked that with extra thin wheels That's real

[SPEAKER_07]: Tires with no treads, yeah, the money I got is a it's a brand new Ford Fiesta Queen come 1982 But I'd t 82 Ford Fiesta from wheel drive.

[SPEAKER_07]: It weighs eight pounds That's right.

[SPEAKER_07]: It weighs the same amount of weight as a decent bass All right, I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_06]: You're not gonna get boy any chavette's Michael Chevrolet chavette the Chevy shut up

[SPEAKER_07]: It's a brand new Chevy show it the Ford Binto The first battles of Mondays Now we're all right now

[SPEAKER_07]: She met all rust.

[SPEAKER_07]: All right.

[SPEAKER_07]: Thinking of other bad birds.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, look at that.

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[SPEAKER_07]: And the AMC Pacer.

[SPEAKER_06]: Both great.

[SPEAKER_06]: And Mike, do you think any international companies will get in?

[SPEAKER_06]: Because I would love to see a free Renault Lake car.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, it's a Renault Lake car right next to the Eugo.

[SPEAKER_07]: How do you go?

[SPEAKER_07]: There you go.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's been a lot of credit.

[SPEAKER_04]: Renault is back.

[SPEAKER_07]: Renault.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: I drove a Renault.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: No, no.

[SPEAKER_07]: I drove a poojo.

[SPEAKER_07]: Poojo.

[SPEAKER_07]: For free.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: I drove by.

[SPEAKER_07]: That was one of my first free DJ cars.

[SPEAKER_07]: Well, in fact, the first free DJ car I got was a poojo.

[SPEAKER_07]: It was great.

[SPEAKER_07]: My father has a Renault SUV in Bolivia.

[SPEAKER_04]: I can't do that.

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[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know, as you be in Bolivia, at that time.

[SPEAKER_06]: My, definitely extra thin tires on that.

[SPEAKER_07]: Looking, are you looking for a sensible family vehicle to take on your weekend in Bolivia?

[SPEAKER_07]: There are no SUV Bolivia edition.

[SPEAKER_07]: Bleddy of room in the bag for those beautifully colored black kids.

[SPEAKER_07]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_06]: You know what the name of the model is, Mike?

[SPEAKER_06]: It's the coup.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's the Renault coup.

[SPEAKER_06]: He takes it.

[SPEAKER_06]: He's the Renault coup.

[SPEAKER_06]: He's the Renault coup.

[SPEAKER_07]: He's the Renault coup.

[SPEAKER_07]: He's the Renault coup.

[SPEAKER_07]: He's the Renault coup.

[SPEAKER_07]: He's the Renault coup.

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[SPEAKER_07]: The past of all never can't believe he did that to me before the show.

[SPEAKER_07]: I can't.

[SPEAKER_07]: I know.

[SPEAKER_07]: I was comparing.

[SPEAKER_07]: I was comparing my relationship.

[SPEAKER_07]: I know what he was doing.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's what he was doing.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, that was that.

[SPEAKER_06]: That was that.

[SPEAKER_07]: Years.

[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, you heard your data was skewed.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, when I gave you all the proper data, it was not the same.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you seem happy.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm happy for you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I mean, I seem happy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Why don't know what goes on behind that backdrop?

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I don't know what's really happening.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I know you're happy, but you seem happy, but I don't know you're happy, sort of saying.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, but I know I'm getting by the age difference between, obviously, you discriminate against me due to my made December.

[SPEAKER_04]: In fact, I'm very ageist of him.

[SPEAKER_04]: I've grown up in a culture that says, I'll bring it on.

[SPEAKER_04]: I remember the first time I ever had a bad breakup, I would say in college, my mom, our dad walked in, I think it was my dad, he's like, hey, your future wife is in preschool, like don't even worry about it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I'm all, I think people that get married aged like two or three years apart, I think that may be a problem.

[SPEAKER_04]: Because you got that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Didn't want you, your dad didn't want you to marry a preschooler though.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, he said, he said, the girl that you're going to marry is just getting started, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Because in Latin America.

[SPEAKER_06]: Because I don't know your called.

[SPEAKER_07]: Let me bring the audience up to speed.

[SPEAKER_07]: So please.

[SPEAKER_07]: And I'll do this in a very respectful way.

[SPEAKER_07]: So it's not to be.

[SPEAKER_07]: So it's not to, yeah.

[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: Right.

[SPEAKER_06]: Right.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's the same thing with the first comment.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's you.

[SPEAKER_07]: You know, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

[SPEAKER_07]: if you were made aware of the fact that at the time that I started dating my wonderful, beautiful, talented, tough.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, she's just brought it up up through difficult circumstances when not going to surprise you to know that at that particular time, I had gone out on maybe one date with a person who was younger, actually a little older than Carla, I still considered her extremely young and that I had shared with my friends.

[SPEAKER_07]: In Manateau, Virginia, I'd share the fact that I think women of a certain age are all nuts.

[SPEAKER_07]: That was my age, is I was saying to myself, I was, and I will, I will make it clear.

[SPEAKER_07]: I've never really emphasized it, but I think it's important to do that for you, Oscars and Jess.

[SPEAKER_07]: To point out to you and anyone that my Carla, Carla, I can hear you were taping.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm talking about you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you seem happy.

[SPEAKER_06]: He does.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: Go and just keep your voice down.

[SPEAKER_06]: What a so bad.

[SPEAKER_06]: All fired important that she has to run her mouth right now.

[SPEAKER_07]: Well, this is one bait.

[SPEAKER_07]: This is one.

[SPEAKER_07]: When you guys hopefully get down here and I'd love you both to come.

[SPEAKER_06]: You're willing.

[SPEAKER_07]: Mike, it's not a good time.

[SPEAKER_07]: It's not a good time when you bring your man.

[SPEAKER_07]: Getting back to it.

[SPEAKER_07]: I, and I really want to stress this.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, there is a gulf of years between my bride and I. I, in no way, was looking for a younger person.

[SPEAKER_07]: I was looking for love.

[SPEAKER_07]: Make no mistake about that.

[SPEAKER_07]: I was a gaping emotional hole.

[SPEAKER_07]: But.

[SPEAKER_07]: The story of me meeting my bride was I was out at a local watering hole, not mine.

[SPEAKER_07]: That should have told me that I was going to have a failing restaurant.

[SPEAKER_07]: Because I used to like to spend time in the other place.

[SPEAKER_07]: Because that's where everybody in that town was.

[SPEAKER_05]: Then you call it the mayor's research paper.

[SPEAKER_05]: You call it market research.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sitting on the patio with this other restaurant in Manassas, and I see this woman and she caught my eye as she catches a lot of people's eye and and I couldn't stop kind of looking at her.

[SPEAKER_07]: Then a friend of ours, a mutual friend, had a party after an after party.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and after party, which were, you know, how I survived those, uh, at my advanced age, I'm surprised.

[SPEAKER_07]: But I have a lot of friends that were younger guys and there were older guys like me that hung out with the same group was kind of the, the party like an after party.

[SPEAKER_06]: Bars, you survived those parties.

[SPEAKER_06]: Mike is because then when the show started at three,

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that is true.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's really true.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'll sleep tomorrow.

[SPEAKER_07]: Wait, I didn't, I wouldn't get up.

[SPEAKER_07]: You know, I wouldn't, right, Mike.

[SPEAKER_07]: So the thing about it is that I saw, I observed Carla and really being sort of circled.

[SPEAKER_07]: I just wait every now and then I'd catch a catcher out of the corner of my eye and I'd be looking at her and she's being stalked by some of these guys.

[SPEAKER_07]: So at the end of the night when I had a little liquid courage, I ended up asking her to dance and they had music in this living room and we did a kind of a silly little dance and then later she went off to her friends.

[SPEAKER_07]: I went back out to the, you know, I'd been later.

[SPEAKER_07]: Later on, late late late late late.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I ended up sitting down with her and chatting with her.

[SPEAKER_07]: And we talked at this party for two and a half hours.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, two and a half hours at the end of the conversation.

[SPEAKER_07]: I got her phone number and I said, I will call.

[SPEAKER_07]: I will call you Tuesday.

[SPEAKER_07]: And that's when I tapped on the window.

[SPEAKER_07]: And there was this really nice college student.

[SPEAKER_07]: I said, I got a number.

[SPEAKER_03]: I didn't like that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Because, say, if my mom answers, just say that, you know, do you look for a call?

[SPEAKER_07]: She had her own apartment.

[SPEAKER_07]: She had her own apartment set of illegitimate.

[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you very much.

[SPEAKER_07]: And we met with our first date at Clyde's in Tyson's corner, and we never looked back.

[SPEAKER_07]: And that's, that's a, I just realized, quite a lot.

[SPEAKER_06]: Clyde's has been there for many of the key moments of your relationship.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: the story.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: Don't say it.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm in a defensive mode right now.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm taking enough crap from him.

[SPEAKER_07]: It's a great, you know, I'll we'll say this.

[SPEAKER_07]: It's a great outfit, Clots.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: And, you know, the second incident was was not in any way related to love.

[SPEAKER_07]: You're related to hate and anger.

[SPEAKER_06]: No, actually it was because you were defending your honor.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, well, I was.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I just didn't realize that that was the key player and too much of it.

[SPEAKER_07]: But this is this is a fact.

[SPEAKER_07]: And I speak for women and men who have gotten into relationships with people who are older or younger that I believe that short term,

[SPEAKER_07]: it's sometimes not the best thing to do because you are perhaps engaging in that relationship for the wrong reasons.

[SPEAKER_07]: But I was, I was, I had no choice with what I did for a living, and the fact that I was out in public at my restaurant.

[SPEAKER_07]: I was, I don't want to say bombard it, but it was pretty close with people going, well, you know, that age, age, age, age, age.

[SPEAKER_07]: Constant, she had it.

[SPEAKER_06]: I think you completely missed right what I said.

[SPEAKER_06]: There is that.

[SPEAKER_06]: We'll say these two.

[SPEAKER_07]: Some of them still might be.

[SPEAKER_07]: But, you know, the thing of the thing of absolutely not jealous.

[SPEAKER_07]: Well, you're the one that gave me crap about the, the extra.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't, I think you completely missed right what I said.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I may be I did, but it's certainly a style of question.

[SPEAKER_07]: Let me quote you for 10 seconds before you said to me, what's that age difference between you and Carla again?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, we were in reference to another age difference that you were talking to.

[SPEAKER_07]: I feel what happened as an observer is that I said nothing about the age difference.

[SPEAKER_07]: There was a lovely conversation, you're aware of that, right?

[SPEAKER_07]: I said nothing about the age difference.

[SPEAKER_04]: I brought it up.

[SPEAKER_04]: I said, that's true.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's true.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's a Todd is living the dream, which I was saying, yes, that's the thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then you rolled immediately into it and then I rolled into, I was like, well, you know about this.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: What's the age of the dream?

[SPEAKER_07]: So that's the question.

[SPEAKER_07]: Did I, did I, what's your prosecutor, bring up the age?

[SPEAKER_04]: But I wasn't knocking it down.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'll stop by.

[SPEAKER_07]: Let's go to the arbiter.

[SPEAKER_07]: He was there for it.

[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, there was a negative way.

[SPEAKER_06]: There was a negative flavor to it.

[SPEAKER_06]: It was snarky and what happened is there was a fair juror.

[SPEAKER_06]: There was a there was an undertow and what happened is even if Mike had been standing near the conversation and the the issue at hand, he got swept up into it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is it under time?

[SPEAKER_06]: I've been here for a long time.

[SPEAKER_06]: under toe.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm talking about the ocean for the inference was the the inference was that there was somehow a similarity between the shiny new relationship you were referring to of a friend of yours.

[SPEAKER_06]: Parallel.

[SPEAKER_07]: Parallel.

[SPEAKER_04]: and the uh... will over a decade marriage that it's not here with a six-year-old is nice to put in in i guess maybe it's easier if your younger older female doesn't matter made December uh... romances if you it's easier to i guess establish a president role and vice president role when you have a little more experience in life that's the way i look at it

[SPEAKER_07]: Well, you're, you know, we all know that your soul is full of gadgets and you're literally a monster.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you might be wrong because let me clarify if you will.

[SPEAKER_07]: Let me clarify this that the president role in my, in my household, uh, really is, uh, you know, Carla can go into the Mayo clinic without a mask anytime she wants.

[SPEAKER_07]: And I can drink lice all anytime I want.

[SPEAKER_07]: I, but I really have to say this.

[SPEAKER_07]: I've never said this on the show before that the her age.

[SPEAKER_07]: uh... had nothing to do with uh... my your following right i was not there i believe there are people that actually guys that go uh... you know considered a badge of honor hey i got this young hot jack that i'm going out with a lot of work that it's nothing to do it had nothing to do with that it's a bit of a theory is carry a significantly older than me

[SPEAKER_06]: But sick, but she's the president and you're the vice president.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, actually if you really want to break it down the way our house works is like she's the president, and I'm like Prince Harry From a different country.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, exactly with no real power.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm gonna doubt that at all.

[SPEAKER_06]: Probably getting to trouble it and he gave us that.

[SPEAKER_06]: So And now kids are the yorkies

[SPEAKER_07]: Also, I want to point out about my relationship early on in my relationship marriage was the furthest thing for my man.

[SPEAKER_04]: It is true.

[SPEAKER_04]: I am true.

[SPEAKER_07]: A second marriage that was extremely difficult and painful and hurtful.

[SPEAKER_07]: And I did not want to put myself through that again.

[SPEAKER_07]: and that wasn't fair to her because she was younger and she'd been through a very difficult relationship and had come out on the other side of that.

[SPEAKER_06]: And so it just goes to show Mike you never can tell.

[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, so far, this has been your most successful marriage.

[SPEAKER_06]: Sailor V, say the old folks.

[SPEAKER_07]: It goes to show you, really.

[SPEAKER_07]: So at the end of the day, I when I am compared

[SPEAKER_07]: to uh... to a made December uh... romance that might be you know your short live your system if you were a bedding man yes uh... and we were referencing that other made December romance what uh... throw a percentage on it uh... you're the first odds of 60 year for you being generous they were giving me in carla uh... eighty eighty twenty ninety ten no one you know i heard more than anything oh it'll never last

[SPEAKER_07]: It'll never last.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, because of the age difference.

[SPEAKER_07]: People that people do that.

[SPEAKER_07]: Kyle was approached by a stranger at O'Mara's restaurant in Manassas, Virginia, and a woman said this to her.

[SPEAKER_07]: Honey, when you get done cat and around, maybe you ought to find a man your own age.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, damn.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's how sweet and he angle.

[SPEAKER_07]: That talent was.

[SPEAKER_07]: Beautiful total stranger in that zit.

[SPEAKER_07]: You know, that's what happened with that.

[SPEAKER_07]: So at the end of the But that's it.

[SPEAKER_04]: We're going to convince for and trust me, I've worked there and I've stayed there and we've, not just with Mike, but with other iterations, there's a part of the masses that has the confidence of like, let's say Beverly Hills.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I don't know where it comes from.

[SPEAKER_06]: I do it.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's a dumb job confidence.

[SPEAKER_06]: We don't know him at high school, they weren't bright enough to know that they didn't have the advantage they thought they had.

[SPEAKER_06]: And that's why they're still in town.

[SPEAKER_07]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_07]: They're still in town and they still kind of hang.

[SPEAKER_06]: And Mike, there's one fact that needs to be said is that through it all, no matter what, outside of family, your longest, most successful relationship has been with me.

[SPEAKER_06]: True.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's true.

[SPEAKER_07]: Sorry about that.

[SPEAKER_06]: That was a trick.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: And if I stay with Carla and Rob lives, well, you know, I mean, he drives me nuts.

[SPEAKER_07]: But I mean, that would never change if we went down to the end.

[SPEAKER_06]: And I dropped it.

[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, what if all of a sudden by the way is Oscar's third?

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, no, no, Andrew Harrell.

[SPEAKER_07]: No, Andrew Harrell.

[SPEAKER_06]: Number one.

[SPEAKER_07]: Both of you guys.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, so you'll end up with that wonderful human being has been there, and you know, I speak to him twice a year now That's okay.

[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, that's how a marriage can work.

[SPEAKER_07]: It's still counts

[SPEAKER_07]: To make it clear, I did not go looking for a younger person.

[SPEAKER_07]: I simply fell in spite of action now.

[SPEAKER_04]: The little half that she was striking and younger.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because I literally couldn't get on this first.

[SPEAKER_07]: I couldn't take my eyes off her butt.

[SPEAKER_07]: But I should also say that the two and a half hour conversation, you don't sit there and have a two and a half hour conversation with somebody even if there's a little drink he drank really without having some basis for at least the first day, which we miss and then you know what the big conversation where you talking about it was like miley Cyrus and I garlic and stuff like that.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's exactly what it was.

[SPEAKER_04]: Did you see Britney shave her head?

[SPEAKER_06]: I know right.

[SPEAKER_07]: Jesus.

[SPEAKER_03]: Leave her alone.

[SPEAKER_07]: No, I may have poured my soul out.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: And she may have done this.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then Carlos said, you got her with a grand gesture.

[SPEAKER_04]: When you gave her an SUV, a free SUV for like six months, and then we're like, oh, this is this guy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: I gave her the use of vehicle, uh, because we would be going to each other's place.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: And that happened a lot.

[SPEAKER_05]: So to spin.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: This is making you see that snark though.

[SPEAKER_07]: He won't let it go.

[SPEAKER_07]: Did you see that?

[SPEAKER_07]: He had to get that digging out.

[SPEAKER_07]: I wasn't going to go down.

[SPEAKER_07]: Wait a minute, Rob.

[SPEAKER_07]: Let me defend myself for crying.

[SPEAKER_07]: Say, I'll go to you because you're the judge.

[SPEAKER_02]: Got it.

[SPEAKER_07]: He was trying to say that I bought her.

[SPEAKER_07]: that I bought her.

[SPEAKER_06]: I know, like you went out and stroked a check and said, here is a brand new automobile.

[SPEAKER_06]: Here's the thing, that is perhaps his most dastardly poised thus far today, because that is a real under the radar, not known fact that we don't address.

[SPEAKER_06]: And he pulled that out of his beliefs and said, because he just knew where he was on.

[SPEAKER_06]: Of course.

[SPEAKER_07]: Because, because that's quite Chad.

[SPEAKER_07]: Chad and Oscar are the fifth and sixth junkie.

[SPEAKER_07]: All he's will be nothing I can do about that's all that's all we can say about And it's true and by the way what he does when he does that and he knows this is he the inject me like a giant hypodermic needle with South-out He injects that they even though because he knows that my angst and my anxiety even after 17 years together is like you bought her affection You bought her affection as we hey Carla

[SPEAKER_06]: You need to be here for a minute, please.

[SPEAKER_06]: Meanwhile, Oscar is pulling like a dummy to receive from Orisman Chevrolet out of his briefcase.

[SPEAKER_06]: Would you like to address this, please?

[SPEAKER_04]: Zero point zero percent and zero payments.

[SPEAKER_06]: 60 months.

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know which is longer than they gave the relationship.

[SPEAKER_06]: Hope she's coming in here.

[SPEAKER_06]: Mike, well, you yelled at him.

[SPEAKER_06]: You probably heard her feelings.

[SPEAKER_06]: Feel how do you come in?

[SPEAKER_06]: All right, come here.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: Just doing a show.

[SPEAKER_07]: He doesn't have distance learning for another 25 minutes.

[SPEAKER_07]: Hi.

[SPEAKER_07]: Come on in.

[SPEAKER_07]: Here are pop in for a second.

[SPEAKER_07]: Hi, Carla.

[SPEAKER_07]: Hi, Carla.

[SPEAKER_07]: All right, hold on.

[SPEAKER_07]: Let me turn your microphone on.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[SPEAKER_07]: You have to.

[SPEAKER_07]: You have to.

[SPEAKER_07]: You have to.

[SPEAKER_07]: You have to.

[SPEAKER_08]: You have to.

[SPEAKER_08]: Microphone.

[SPEAKER_08]: I don't want to.

[SPEAKER_08]: My leg muscles hurt.

[SPEAKER_08]: She's going to.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sure.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sure.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure.

[SPEAKER_07]: So we could see him.

[SPEAKER_04]: I love the change.

[SPEAKER_04]: It is.

[SPEAKER_04]: You look fantastic.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm served by paparazzi.

[SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_07]: All right.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'll ask the question.

[SPEAKER_07]: Please.

[SPEAKER_07]: All right.

[SPEAKER_07]: a friend of mine, very good friend, very dear friend, indicated, had a memory of the fact that I let you use a vehicle, by the way, you had the wrong vehicle, a vehicle for a time when we early in our relationship.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you did.

[SPEAKER_08]: It was so much fun.

[SPEAKER_08]: I love that car.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, I had my own car, so he let me drive that one around.

[SPEAKER_08]: That's why I stayed with you.

[SPEAKER_07]: Thanks for dropping by.

[SPEAKER_07]: Hey, we're going to start the show.

[SPEAKER_07]: Start the show up.

[SPEAKER_02]: The best of all.

[SPEAKER_02]: That rock.

[SPEAKER_07]: Hello.

[SPEAKER_02]: Good morning.

[SPEAKER_07]: Good morning.

[SPEAKER_07]: Good afternoon.

[SPEAKER_07]: Welcome to another one of our coronavirus programs.

[SPEAKER_07]: We're all dealing with the same thing everybody else is dealing with them.

[SPEAKER_07]: We welcome you to another Monday episode of the Michael Mara Show all the way all over the place.

[SPEAKER_07]: We'll tell you about that later.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm still low-key.

[SPEAKER_04]: Are you all over the place?

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm still low-key.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm still low-key from Friday.

[SPEAKER_07]: And by the way, I would have been fine if I, with my low-keyness from Friday, if I didn't have low-keyness from last night too, where we had a little bit of a feast.

[SPEAKER_07]: And then played trouble, and then there was gin and tonic.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, man.

[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_07]: Sounds like fun.

[SPEAKER_07]: A fun feeling.

[SPEAKER_07]: I fear that I am plunging into the alcohol Abyss on this.

[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, if you didn't get a chance, there's a point in your room.

[SPEAKER_07]: Join me.

[SPEAKER_07]: If you didn't get a chance to tune in to Friday's episode, it was in my humble opinion, one of the most off-the-rails shows we have ever done.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_07]: And also one of the most well-received shows that we've ever done when for the first time

[SPEAKER_07]: as I almost as long as I can remember on this incarnation of the show, we had all three wives with us.

[SPEAKER_07]: The superstar of the day was Rob's wife, Carrie, who came in and if you missed it, it spilled over.

[SPEAKER_07]: She really hit her stride in the bonus show and it was spectacular.

[SPEAKER_07]: It was

[SPEAKER_07]: the interpersonal dynamics of everybody involved and you you had moments where I at one point disconnected my wife's microphone.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yes, you know, we had a I'm a candidate in post.

[SPEAKER_07]: We had Shannon on camera doing yoga poses during the you know, stretching and doing that.

[SPEAKER_07]: And by the way, when we get back the the perfect

[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, cocktail show will be when the wives sit in the same room where Shannon doesn't have to do anything.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_07]: I just want Shannon to be in there, having loosening up, having some cocktails and doing what all are wise.

[SPEAKER_07]: But Shannon has been working running our video.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think she hung up on Dennis Murphy four times.

[SPEAKER_07]: Dennis stop it all right Dennis don't do that so much.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: I do the beautiful part is just it's pandemonium.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, Dennis will also say.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I'll call back next week and then he calls back in 10 minutes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's not a very good one.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's what he does.

[UNKNOWN]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's what he does.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's what he

[SPEAKER_07]: It just, it was something truly, truly magnificent because it was so raw and so real, and I think, you know, Rob,

[SPEAKER_07]: the the the the the amount I always thought that I protected myself on the air right I don't hold a candle the robes be well my god robes be whack has a a moat and a wall and then seven layers of guards yeah and then a bunker that you go down if you want to know the real robes be whack you don't uh... trust me same around his wife

[SPEAKER_07]: No one knows what's really going on.

[SPEAKER_07]: Get a glimmer.

[SPEAKER_07]: No one, you get tiny little tiny little rob of all the broadcasters I've everywhere.

[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm talking about control broadcasters, right, that were like, the rob reveals less of himself in a broadcast form than Mike Beach.

[SPEAKER_07]: I didn't think that was humanly possible.

[SPEAKER_07]: Hey honey Rob likes it you see Elvis and you see Jerry and you see all and that's Rob I'm not damn not asking Rob to change but you it doesn't like to share the spot Alright, if we let me ask you I'm gonna put you on the spot if one was to say to you

[SPEAKER_07]: because with me all the way from relationships because and with the dynamite show I had do I had no choice right in order to be viable I had to open my soul up but I always thought of myself as a little more controlled uh... then don as far as letting it all hang out sure and uh... and and that's why i was the number two guy and i was very comfortable in that role because i didn't have to i could kind of do it on my

[SPEAKER_07]: But as the years went as the years went by that kind of went by the wayside because the the show became less impressions and more tragic personal life and because, you know, because the divorce and the the the bar and the drinking and so a lot more of my life was revealed.

[SPEAKER_03]: It seems to be a theme.

[SPEAKER_07]: The all-time, the all-time biggie was when I was in between marriages, went to an island with a woman and it had a terrible breakup, like a very short-lived relationship, told the whole story on there.

[SPEAKER_07]: That was a right of passage for me, and so it was on and on, so that happened to me.

[SPEAKER_07]: So I understand when you're protective.

[SPEAKER_07]: Rob speedwack is more protective than I am.

[SPEAKER_07]: And it's a, you have never had to share yourself and your life and everything is going on.

[SPEAKER_07]: So when we got that, we've discussed you and it's still even when I'm interviewing you, right?

[SPEAKER_07]: I can't crack your facade.

[SPEAKER_07]: I can't get through because you're not letting anyone in.

[SPEAKER_07]: And so that's fine.

[SPEAKER_04]: But it blows my mind because

[SPEAKER_04]: I've all the people when people ask me about Rob, I'm like, it's, it's that he is like Uncle Buck.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's like nicest, kindest, like always happy, but it'll be okay, life is good, like this is the man I've known.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm in it.

[SPEAKER_07]: And I'm also watching.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Not when his family's around.

[SPEAKER_07]: Now, when his family, as soon as Kerry came on to camera, right, if that Kerry does not share the burden that Rob Spiewak has of being protective.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: And she does not.

[SPEAKER_06]: They'll just tell you.

[SPEAKER_07]: It's so tough.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh.

[SPEAKER_07]: Hang on.

[SPEAKER_06]: There was Mike there was some some 2014 bubbling truth serum that flowed quickly and hard.

[SPEAKER_07]: And what do you mean?

[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, she was I mean, she was she was off to the races.

[SPEAKER_06]: And so it was it was quite a quite a show for her.

[SPEAKER_06]: And she she doesn't drink a lot.

[SPEAKER_06]: She doesn't drink often.

[SPEAKER_06]: Why does she love paint?

[SPEAKER_04]: What she like around you like she doesn't really look happy that's pain.

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think that's fair Just me there was a there was a certain lack of thing.

[SPEAKER_07]: I mean if this you don't need to be cruel here You don't need to be great.

[SPEAKER_07]: Wait.

[SPEAKER_06]: He's gonna be uncomfortable no matter what during this opening So I know there's no there's she might look in pain like normally through the day But I thought she had a very good time on the show as she really certainly embraced the format

[SPEAKER_06]: The free-wheeling bone is format.

[SPEAKER_06]: She liked that.

[SPEAKER_04]: She wouldn't do it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: You see what he's doing?

[SPEAKER_04]: See, I'm not the monster.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's turning it on his wife.

[SPEAKER_07]: No, but it's like me.

[SPEAKER_07]: You're not getting anything.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's telling you.

[SPEAKER_06]: He won't tell you how he really feels.

[SPEAKER_06]: Can't wait to talk about it.

[SPEAKER_06]: I loved it.

[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_06]: I loved that she was on the show.

[SPEAKER_06]: I thought that was really fun.

[SPEAKER_06]: And it was a nice, special moment.

[SPEAKER_07]: Let me get the lie meter out here.

[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_07]: Just in my opinion.

[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_07]: Go ahead.

[SPEAKER_07]: What did you say?

[SPEAKER_06]: I like that.

[SPEAKER_06]: All right, you can have that, but you know, it's been a long time since she's been on the show for any secret you when you were talking about I think it goes back to It has been a long time.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's that's true.

[SPEAKER_06]: The last man was I think it goes back to a Christmas show at your house in Manassas when we had like the show and that a party But then at that time There was not as much drinking on the show.

[SPEAKER_06]: It was after the show that the drinking happened

[SPEAKER_07]: Okay, so you didn't get all that it's right, so how many years has it been before she's even gracious with her seven, well, I mean seven years.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, that's so true.

[SPEAKER_07]: Like when did you go to Florida?

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, six, seven years ago.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: So probably seven year last year since she's actually paneled and done his show.

[SPEAKER_07]: And by the way, look, you can't and look, the reason we, I think we're very fair with, uh, with our business model here when we offer up a free stream if you happen to be around live.

[SPEAKER_07]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_07]: You get to see that bonus show.

[SPEAKER_07]: You know, we're talking about.

[SPEAKER_07]: So, tremendous amount of our regular losses that don't subscribe are, are privy to what we're talking about.

[SPEAKER_07]: The rest of you, I don't give it, we're not going to give you more than, then you can get them on the show.

[SPEAKER_06]: I would say that that episode, that bonus show from Friday last, had the most re-listenability.

[SPEAKER_07]: of any going to show we've done a long yeah so we're not we're not hot we're hockin this because it's worth hockin we haven't joked we haven't debriefed since Friday night yeah we have not the only time I received a lovely message from carry that I mean I didn't get until she said it to me right after sometime Saturday Friday or Saturday I didn't get until late last night and then I responded to her and we had a nice little exchange there and I hated the fact that I had missed her message because I know when I have too

[SPEAKER_07]: and I want to make sure everything's fine with everybody.

[SPEAKER_07]: I like to get that close.

[SPEAKER_06]: She had that sort of, there was, there was many moods of Carrie, but Friday going into Saturday, because as soon as we finished the show, she, she was seated next to me here.

[SPEAKER_07]: And then she said she was unconscious.

[SPEAKER_06]: She's not unconscious, but she did lay down on the carpet.

[SPEAKER_06]: And you know, she's looking up a ceiling and I said, did you have a good time?

[SPEAKER_06]: She was really fun.

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know why you should drink any more.

[SPEAKER_06]: And I said, Carrie, you should absolutely drink.

[SPEAKER_06]: You were a smash.

[SPEAKER_06]: She said, I don't know, was I funny?

[SPEAKER_06]: Was a funny?

[SPEAKER_06]: Was a funny?

[SPEAKER_06]: We do do you read their views?

[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_07]: We're all curious to start.

[SPEAKER_04]: The best of all, Vera.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's an elephant in the room that we have to talk about.

[SPEAKER_04]: I can't.

[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe I'm coming in hot on a Monday.

[SPEAKER_04]: I feel good.

[SPEAKER_04]: I feel great.

[SPEAKER_04]: So apologize and advance if I hurt feelings when I butt what I'm about to say.

[SPEAKER_03]: Are we fine?

[SPEAKER_04]: Rob?

[SPEAKER_04]: what was your calculation and how did you come to the conclusion of Jimmy bombing our show on the first time we're gonna have all the wise on the program.

[SPEAKER_06]: Jimmy called me on he woke me on Friday morning with that idea.

[SPEAKER_06]: And he said, I want to come.

[SPEAKER_06]: I want to do this.

[SPEAKER_06]: And I just want to come in and drop off and put it in appearance and then go, I said, that'll be fine.

[SPEAKER_06]: That'll be great.

[SPEAKER_06]: And you know what, it was not us.

[SPEAKER_06]: It was a as a selfish thing.

[SPEAKER_06]: The kids have not been that happy in four weeks.

[SPEAKER_06]: As when they saw those wings of them in the free.

[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, God.

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, my God.

[SPEAKER_07]: I mean, to say, it's like Santa Claus is coming.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, no, I would have felt bad if I had done anything to precipitate it, but it was all Jimmy and you know what he could have said.

[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, let me check with the guys.

[SPEAKER_06]: No, because he insisted on it being a surprise.

[SPEAKER_06]: Who show is it?

[SPEAKER_04]: It's not, but don't you think the surprise out Angle of it is a little bit of a 20 minutes to wrangle Jimmy and there was less of your wife on the show.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I would try to be for carry, but I love you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, I've been, you know, I'm paying extra dollars.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're as well.

[SPEAKER_07]: This is echoing the frustration you had.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm Friday.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: that you were because we were, you know, oh, my God, Kerry decided to come on the show finally.

[SPEAKER_07]: Right, we got her here and we're just starting the inquisition and Badeepa Bowie, Badeepa Bowie.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like that, you know, that was pre-planned.

[SPEAKER_07]: How much?

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you suspected Rob was doing that, man.

[SPEAKER_04]: Rob unconsciously or consciously.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_04]: How can I do that but get the most beloved friend and character of the show Jimmy Serrito into my house to get on the mic so my wife is not on the mic as long as she can be That's very conspiratorial of you to think that way.

[SPEAKER_07]: Well, if that was your plan it certainly blew up because it didn't work because she ended up

[SPEAKER_07]: It's built up there.

[SPEAKER_07]: All right, everybody in America that was listening to the show woke up thinking, uh, booby edibles.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's what everybody.

[SPEAKER_07]: And what does that make?

[SPEAKER_06]: Which was a fun joke, because as we know those are not legal in the state of Virginia.

[SPEAKER_06]: Care is just joking.

[SPEAKER_06]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[SPEAKER_06]: Okay, see, you don't know, you don't know.

[SPEAKER_06]: No, I don't know if you can get it with a prescription in the state of Virginia.

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't think you can.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, look, look, the D.A.

[SPEAKER_04]: is not going to bust your door down, man.

[SPEAKER_04]: One edible, a knife.

[SPEAKER_06]: I was keeping talking about it guys.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm just saying, I know.

[SPEAKER_06]: It's repeated Oscar repeated, okay?

[SPEAKER_07]: You had no idea.

[SPEAKER_07]: No.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, no, no, no, Carla Carla was looking at Robin said there's no way he knew he didn't know that she has them, but I know she had more than that.

[SPEAKER_07]: You contradict me.

[SPEAKER_06]: So you know that, but I didn't know that she had had your pie head fucker.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's the story.

[SPEAKER_06]: If she had, I mean, here's the theory.

[SPEAKER_06]: If in theory, we had them here.

[SPEAKER_06]: Fuck, you understand.

[SPEAKER_07]: What's the show we were talking about Friday?

[SPEAKER_07]: This is why we do this.

[SPEAKER_07]: And by the way, a leaning very strongly towards another seven feet of the start on Friday.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_07]: I just felt it as much as it said.

[SPEAKER_07]: Much as I wake up Saturday morning just going to poop.

[SPEAKER_06]: So that was the, the edition of that we all found out about that at the same time.

[SPEAKER_06]: I didn't know that she had done that if she had done that.

[SPEAKER_07]: Right.

[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, the, the for me.

[SPEAKER_07]: Uh, and this is why it was great.

[SPEAKER_06]: That's why it was great.

[SPEAKER_07]: I was very, very grateful that the listeners were so kind and receiving the show because I truly thought midway through that show.

[SPEAKER_07]: I felt like the Tiger King and everybody had given lines of cocaine to the white tigers that were running all over the cage.

[SPEAKER_07]: I had no control over.

[SPEAKER_07]: To the point where Oscar, you know, and I were, we're, we're muting the microphones because it was just no one could be heard the way it was, but the author rails say and by the way, I got crap from a lot of listeners said no muting don't mutate, don't mutate anymore Mike, it's like okay.

[SPEAKER_07]: it was something to totally be all and the reason it was great is that she not only just showed up and this is where I felt uh and I hope you will convey to her that I felt always right with the world is that she came in and she kind of hit the ground running the way she used to be on the show and she just and this why she should be included and the only thing I want is that

[SPEAKER_07]: I hope she knows now that this is a good form for her once in a while to hang out and because people know your your story and you know and it's it was fun.

[SPEAKER_07]: So I mean, you said the many moods of Carrie, you were talking about her lying on floor.

[SPEAKER_07]: How did the rest of the weekend progress?

[SPEAKER_07]: Did you that first of all, here's a big question.

[SPEAKER_07]: Did you two even really talk about the show at all?

[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't see.

[SPEAKER_06]: She did a good job.

[SPEAKER_06]: And she had to see you spoke.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, we spoke.

[SPEAKER_06]: She spoke to each other each other one on one in the same room.

[SPEAKER_06]: The thing is is that she has the thing where all of us we've done this a long time, right?

[SPEAKER_06]: and also we've done a lot of drinking shows.

[SPEAKER_06]: We've done those for a long time.

[SPEAKER_06]: She is not.

[SPEAKER_06]: So she was wrestling with the fingers, oh my god, how did I do?

[SPEAKER_06]: Was I okay?

[SPEAKER_06]: Was I okay?

[SPEAKER_06]: Because you know, it was doubts.

[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_06]: And I had to tell her, you killed.

[SPEAKER_06]: You must continue to drink, you must continue to come back on the show.

[SPEAKER_06]: Did you have a good time?

[SPEAKER_06]: She said, I had a really good time, but I just, how was, I said, you were great.

[SPEAKER_06]: And then

[SPEAKER_07]: She's a face book or she's got to be reading her.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, she knows she got her reviews and then she was continuing to go on into the night and very excited that she did good after she laid down on the carpet for a little while and we talked and she kind of got her second wind and went up stairs and started texting and phoning friends from college and everything to a point where Julia went and took her phone away.

[SPEAKER_06]: She says mom, no good is going to come of this.

[SPEAKER_06]: you know you can't do those she was she was drinking and dialing yeah and so yeah and so Julia took her phone away and then she went up to bed and then i came up to bed about an hour later because i was watching some tv and carried gotten her phone back and she was talking to another friend from college and so Julia Julia was the leader of the house.

[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, Julia was.

[SPEAKER_06]: And you know what, I will say this, just like we don't have any edibles in our house.

[SPEAKER_06]: We don't let an underage child drink.

[SPEAKER_06]: But if Julia had had some champagne that night, but you know, these are desperate and crazy times.

[SPEAKER_07]: It was pandemonium, Rob.

[SPEAKER_07]: It was pandemonium in your house.

[SPEAKER_07]: Jimmy was there.

[SPEAKER_07]: There was champagne.

[SPEAKER_07]: There was beer.

[SPEAKER_07]: She's a college kid.

[SPEAKER_07]: I will tell you this.

[SPEAKER_07]: My daughters when they were in college had an adult beverage.

[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think name is going to break down your door from social services and take your children away, especially since one of your children is grown.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, one of the things we watched is I talked to her and I said, have you ever really really, and this got you know where I was because I was well on my way as well.

[SPEAKER_06]: I said, have you ever really, really seen the rat pack at work?

[SPEAKER_06]: and she says what I said well you know Frank Sinatra and you know Dean Martin and I don't think you know much about Sammy Davis Junior, but they used to do like an act together and I started to explain it to her.

[SPEAKER_06]: They rolled a bar out onto the stage and I explained to her, I've seen them individually, but I never saw them to get I said hold on and I went and I got a DVD of the

[SPEAKER_06]: Julia and me we watched it and she was floored by Sammy Davis Jr and my heart grew 10 sizes too big just like the Grinch that night because she really appreciated and we had a great moment and a great discussion that night about something that I love

[SPEAKER_06]: really, you know, a whole whole bunch.

[SPEAKER_06]: And it had never been even on her radar.

[SPEAKER_06]: So it was a great night for me and her as well.

[SPEAKER_06]: She loved being on the shed.

[SPEAKER_06]: No, I didn't know.

[SPEAKER_07]: She killed night.

[SPEAKER_07]: They killed after after the show, mine consisted another tumbler of Irish whisking.

[SPEAKER_07]: I went to bed.

[SPEAKER_07]: Well, that was, that was man, and that four o'clock in the morning, Mr. Peepers opens his eyes and is one of it or is one of it or is one of it or the worst and then I mowsy it on into, uh, into the, the bedroom and, uh,

[SPEAKER_07]: And then I, you know, because that was my big return to the land of golf with the, you know, by the way, the smallest number of cases in Florida, just two days ago, I think.

[SPEAKER_07]: And then we have one spike up, and I'm like, it's not, it is, it's not, it is, it's not, it's, well, two days ago, we had a spike in Virginia, because today ever, it's weird.

[SPEAKER_07]: They, they caught the, the people at the time about data-jump dumps.

[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not sure about that.

[SPEAKER_07]: I did give us a sentence or two about the state of the relationship right now.

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