<v Speaker 1>Jerry, Katie and Josh six one hundred. I want to

<v Speaker 1>hear your stories too. Now, what are the stories about, Well,

<v Speaker 1>the funny things that you've had to say to the

<v Speaker 1>kids you never thought you'd never have to say stop

<v Speaker 1>it now. This is all based on something that I

<v Speaker 1>overheard yesterday, a couple of really good stories at the

<v Speaker 1>school when I went up to UH to pick up

<v Speaker 1>my kiddos and I was talking to one of the

<v Speaker 1>parents and we were in the halls and she had

<v Speaker 1>to yell at her kid to stop licking the walls.

<v Speaker 1>Stop licking the walls, please stop. And she turned to

<v Speaker 1>me and started laughing. She's like, we're going through a

<v Speaker 1>licking phase right now. We've just got a licking phase,

<v Speaker 1>just a phase. He's licking everything. She's like. We were

<v Speaker 1>at Target the other day and I leaned over and

<v Speaker 1>I saw the kid licking the carts. She's like, stop

<v Speaker 1>licking the car. He's like, he's licking everything. He was

<v Speaker 1>licking the handle to the refrigerator door in the kitchen.

<v Speaker 1>She said, stop doing that. He's like he's finding the

<v Speaker 1>germiest surfaces to lick build that immune system. And I

<v Speaker 1>was like, man, that what a weird kid.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what attracts you to that?

<v Speaker 1>That is funny? Stop it, Stop licking things now. The

<v Speaker 1>second story I heard yesterday was from another mom who's

<v Speaker 1>got a kid at a different middle school than what

<v Speaker 1>we participated in, and she said there was something going

<v Speaker 1>on in the band room where the teacher had to

<v Speaker 1>yell at the boys because the boys kept going over

<v Speaker 1>to the symbols on the drum set and essentially laying

<v Speaker 1>their bits and pieces.

<v Speaker 2>No, not out and about, but over pieces, over the

<v Speaker 2>jeans what.

<v Speaker 1>On the symbols while other kids would hit the symbols

<v Speaker 1>and vibrate their bits and pieces in. The teacher was like,

<v Speaker 1>stop putting your junk on the cymbals and stop hitting

<v Speaker 1>the cymbals. Stop it. And I busted out on that one.

<v Speaker 1>I was like, that is damn funny.

<v Speaker 2>I'm a girl mom, like, I can't imagine dealing with

<v Speaker 2>this guy stuff.

<v Speaker 1>That is a total boy thing to do, putting your

<v Speaker 1>junk on the drum set. It's very much out of

<v Speaker 1>like a step brothers, that's what it is. This certainly

<v Speaker 1>is so if you've ever had a situation where you

<v Speaker 1>got to tell your kids to stop doing something ridiculous.

<v Speaker 1>We want to hear about it. Three O three six'

<v Speaker 1>nine to one one mix THREE o three six' nine

<v Speaker 1>one sixteen. Forty, Nine uh i'm sure you've got a

<v Speaker 1>situation With. BABY nana i know with, my kids we

<v Speaker 1>had to tell the kids to uh stop UH because

<v Speaker 1>i think it was my daughter stop throwing clothes in. The,

<v Speaker 1>trash yeah because she would change her clothes at the

<v Speaker 1>end of the night or take her, clothes off and

<v Speaker 1>she would wander into the kitchen and throw them in. The,

<v Speaker 1>TRASH why i. DON'T know, i mean she, was YOUNG

<v Speaker 1>so i think, she saw, you know us constantly throwing

<v Speaker 1>things in. The, trash yeah and so she wandered over

<v Speaker 1>and she would throw. Things away there was many cases

<v Speaker 1>where we, lost shoes like where are? Your shoes and

<v Speaker 1>we've pretty much summed it up to she shrew them in,

<v Speaker 1>THE track i. Trashed them many. Many circumstances did you

<v Speaker 1>ever have.

<v Speaker 2>To Tell baby i'm thinking of, one SPECIFICALLY because i

<v Speaker 2>remember screaming the words and then, BEING like i didn't

<v Speaker 2>ever think i'd have to, Say that but quit putting

<v Speaker 2>frosting in. Your backpack that is not where. It. Goes

<v Speaker 2>like she would steal complete containers of cake frosting and

<v Speaker 2>then put them in her backpack in, the closet and

<v Speaker 2>then go to that backpack and just take spools out and.

<v Speaker 2>Hide it that's. SO baby i didn't find it until she,

<v Speaker 2>got SICK and i, was, like well you've got a

<v Speaker 2>can of frosting and a backpack in.

<v Speaker 1>A closet that's not where. It goes you were. Talking

<v Speaker 1>about this is stop putting frosting in your. Back man

<v Speaker 1>here's what we're. Gonna do i'm gonna throw up the.

<v Speaker 1>PHONE lines i see calls. Coming in. Call now you'll

<v Speaker 1>Talk to josh in the. Next room he'll get you all.

<v Speaker 1>Lined up but we want to hear the stories of

<v Speaker 1>the things you've had to tell your kids to, stop

<v Speaker 1>doing or what your parents had to tell you to

<v Speaker 1>stop doing because you were a weird kid growing up.

<v Speaker 1>Really quick this one came in On my facebook last

<v Speaker 1>NIGHT because i posted. About, it uh they said, no

<v Speaker 1>NAME so. I won't i will give the. Name out

<v Speaker 1>but this PERSON said i was a huge germaphobe as,

<v Speaker 1>a KID and i was super paranoid that my saliva

<v Speaker 1>was going to get infected with germs and something bad

<v Speaker 1>would HAPPEN if i swallowed, my SALIVA so i would

<v Speaker 1>collect my saliva in my mouth and eventually just keep

<v Speaker 1>spitting it out into my jacket pockets without. Anyone noticing,

<v Speaker 1>oh no they said this was especially annoying during long

<v Speaker 1>car rides because my jacket would end up covered. In

<v Speaker 1>spit so.

<v Speaker 2>A germophobe isn't grossed out, by that but he was

<v Speaker 2>afraid that it was, inner saliva so she would spit.

<v Speaker 1>It out what a. Weird kid. That's weird that's the, thought,

<v Speaker 1>Process right it's, like spitty get my, jacket here get

<v Speaker 1>rid of.

<v Speaker 3>My shit.

<v Speaker 1>Later three three, six nine sixteen, forty nine if you

<v Speaker 1>want to, Get in I'm, Ii, hey so did you

<v Speaker 1>have to tell your kids to stop? Doing something or

<v Speaker 1>is this you? About, you well they didn't.

<v Speaker 4>HAVE to i didn't have to. TELL him i actually

<v Speaker 4>kind of liked it because it made.

<v Speaker 1>Me, laugh okay what? Is?

<v Speaker 4>It so my oldest when he was, a toddler he

<v Speaker 4>had this angry happy face that he came, up with

<v Speaker 4>so he would give super angry eyes and.

<v Speaker 5>Then.

<v Speaker 1>Smile yeah it's Very Like, JIM carrey, i think and.

<v Speaker 4>He'd say these are my this is my angry happy

<v Speaker 4>Face and, i'm like, what.

<v Speaker 1>Stop stop making the angry. Happy face we're all doing it, right.

<v Speaker 4>NOW right i know it's kind of but my daughter

<v Speaker 4>used to kind of do that too when she was,

<v Speaker 4>that age but she didn't do. Angry happy she just

<v Speaker 4>gave angry face every time she thrust, her teeth AND

<v Speaker 4>then i would. Start laughing and then YEARS later i

<v Speaker 4>found out she did it to make. Me LAUGH but

<v Speaker 4>i always, was like why is she?

<v Speaker 1>So mad why, SHE'S like i hate its. BABY teeth

<v Speaker 1>i hate him, So, funny melissa that's a. Good one

<v Speaker 1>thank you for the. Call Happy Here's, Sarah Hi, Sarah

<v Speaker 1>hi Hey you so what's the weird thing that your?

<v Speaker 1>Kiddo did?

<v Speaker 5>All right so you had, Me like i'm sitting here

<v Speaker 5>driving my husband, to Work and, i'm thinking what what

<v Speaker 5>did my? Kids do but then he brought up the

<v Speaker 5>symbol with the, you, know.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah the boys putting their bits and the drum symbols

<v Speaker 1>all the, other, pieces well the other boys hit. The symbols. Stop.

<v Speaker 5>It okay so so my son actually got suspended. FROM

<v Speaker 5>school i had to have an Entire conversation i'm a

<v Speaker 5>single mom about him slapping his bits and pieces telling

<v Speaker 5>people on the on recess on the playground that you

<v Speaker 5>can slap his bits and, Pieces FACE and i, was,

<v Speaker 5>like oh HOW do i go? About this but, you

<v Speaker 5>know and it was so hard BECAUSE like i had

<v Speaker 5>to go in and talk to the principal and to

<v Speaker 5>try not. To laugh that was probably the. Hardest part.

<v Speaker 1>That, Is fantastic, Like listen, i'm sorry my son keeps

<v Speaker 1>slapping himself. At resist i'll.

<v Speaker 2>Do it i'll.

<v Speaker 1>Do it.

<v Speaker 5>And it was and it was the week before the

<v Speaker 5>you know, What.

<v Speaker 1>Talk, Yeah okay i'm.

<v Speaker 5>At school so like then there was a whole nother

<v Speaker 5>piece to the mansion where, you know he couldn't even

<v Speaker 5>smirk or laugh, or anything otherwise he would have. BEEN

<v Speaker 5>expelled i, was like, all right we need to talk, About. This,

<v Speaker 5>SUN yeah i get.

<v Speaker 1>It together how old is? He now?

<v Speaker 5>He's, fifteen, now oh.

<v Speaker 1>Now he's really going To be, oh boy don't tell.

<v Speaker 1>Me that, Chere, me sarah.

<v Speaker 5>THANK you.

<v Speaker 1>I got a couple up and. Fall lines if you

<v Speaker 1>want to sound off about the weird things your kids

<v Speaker 1>used to do and you told them, to stop or

<v Speaker 1>the weird things that you did as. A kid jackie

<v Speaker 1>wrote in, and, said ACTUALLY when i was, a kid

<v Speaker 1>about seven, YEARS old i had. A turtle for. Some

<v Speaker 1>reason the smell of their food pellets, was amazing and

<v Speaker 1>ONE day i tasted IT and i loved it. SO

<v Speaker 1>much i kept eating the turtles food pellets until sadly my.

<v Speaker 1>Turtles died my parents still to, this day NEVER knew

<v Speaker 1>i ate the. Turtle pellets the poor turtle wasn't eating

<v Speaker 1>because this kids kept. Eating them that's.

<v Speaker 2>Like my strange addiction, type stuff, so said poor. Little

<v Speaker 2>turtle turtles live forever if you don't eat all.

<v Speaker 1>Their food and what's? Your story three, oh three six,

<v Speaker 1>nine one sixteen. Forty Nine, Here's, Amy, Hi, amy hi?

<v Speaker 1>Hey girl, all right so was you? YOUR kiddo.

<v Speaker 3>I had to stop tell my kids to stop throwing

<v Speaker 3>away all the silverware and all.

<v Speaker 1>The dishes it's like my kid with, the clothes stop Throwing, your.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's LITERALLY why. I called i, was, LIKE okay

<v Speaker 3>i thought it was bad with silverware, and dishes, BUT

<v Speaker 3>clothes i would probably my child would not.

<v Speaker 1>BE living i. Don't know you go to open that

<v Speaker 1>drawer and there's no forks, In it, you're like What.

<v Speaker 3>The, oh YEAH that's, i mean that's how we figured.

<v Speaker 3>It out, you know randomly were down to like two

<v Speaker 3>forks in the, entire House and, i'm like we had

<v Speaker 3>a pack. Of twenty what's? Going? On yeah, you know

<v Speaker 3>suddenly we started to see him in the, trash can and,

<v Speaker 3>you know teenage, boys, like yeah why do tours and,

<v Speaker 3>you know have to. Clean dishes let's just throw. Them

<v Speaker 3>away nobody'll.

<v Speaker 5>Ever know.

<v Speaker 1>It's funny we talked about this the other day and

<v Speaker 1>didn't your daughter?

<v Speaker 2>Do, that, YEAH kids i think go through that stage

<v Speaker 2>where also they bring it up to their room and

<v Speaker 2>then they leave it up there for a week and

<v Speaker 2>they don't want to get, in trouble so then it

<v Speaker 2>just goes immediately into The trash and, YOU'RE like.

<v Speaker 3>I don't KNOW why i didn't think of THIS when

<v Speaker 3>i was. A kid, i, mean yeah.

<v Speaker 6>So.

<v Speaker 1>Much, easier amy another. Great call thank you.

<v Speaker 3>So much, thanks guys.

<v Speaker 1>You, Too Bye, hi melissa, Good morning welcome to. The show.

<v Speaker 4>Good morning well we're.

<v Speaker 1>Super dupes we were getting some laughs out of these

<v Speaker 1>calls to what was the thing you had to tell

<v Speaker 1>your kid to. STOP doing i.

<v Speaker 6>Don't have, many kids but. IT'S myself i have this

<v Speaker 6>unusual talent of being able to make a perfect bubble

<v Speaker 6>out of my spit and put it on the end of,

<v Speaker 6>the tongue blow, it OFF and I and i blow

<v Speaker 6>it in my brother's ear.

<v Speaker 5>In.

<v Speaker 6>The car i'd be in the Backseat and i'd, be

<v Speaker 6>like stop.

<v Speaker 1>Blowing bubbles stop blowing, Spin bubbles and WHY am i

<v Speaker 1>trying to?

<v Speaker 6>Do?

<v Speaker 2>That now i'm totally trying to make a perfect bubble

<v Speaker 2>at the end of my tongue and.

<v Speaker 1>Then blow it's so much harder than. It disgusting well

<v Speaker 1>can you still?

<v Speaker 7>Do?

<v Speaker 1>It, oh, yeah right.

<v Speaker 6>You have to eat the right thing and have the.

<v Speaker 3>Right, texture okay good.

<v Speaker 4>TO know.

<v Speaker 2>I bet a sprite would be perfect for something. Like, that, Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>funky melissa your a.

<v Speaker 1>Rock star thanks, for calling have a, good day. By bye,

<v Speaker 1>all Right Here's. Danielle Hi, Danielle hi, Hey you so

<v Speaker 1>what's the weird thing the kids?

<v Speaker 7>Was doing so it was also a story. About myself

<v Speaker 7>so there's like TWO that i can REMEMBER that i

<v Speaker 7>used to get told not. To do one was at the.

<v Speaker 7>DINNER table i used to sit across from like our

<v Speaker 7>china cabinet with a mirror, in IT and i would

<v Speaker 7>never eat, my food AND so i would just constantly

<v Speaker 7>just stare at myself in the mirror and play with.

<v Speaker 7>My HAIR and i can remember my mom just always

<v Speaker 7>being like stop staring, at yourself like eat, your food

<v Speaker 7>and eventually like she had to move me to the

<v Speaker 7>other side of the TABLE because i just wouldn't eat

<v Speaker 7>AND so i had to get moved to the.

<v Speaker 1>Other side that's, Super CREEPY like i feel like my

<v Speaker 1>kid is possessed or Something.

<v Speaker 7>Like yeah they're like just to eat, your food place

<v Speaker 7>your hair and. Uh yeah and so they's. A movement

<v Speaker 7>and apparently also. In preschool, IN kindergarten i USED to

<v Speaker 7>i got in trouble with the teacher a LOT because

<v Speaker 7>i used to like want to poke people in.

<v Speaker 3>The, EYES.

<v Speaker 1>Oh i want to do that on A daily is

<v Speaker 1>nothing wrong, With. THAT danielle i feel like.

<v Speaker 5>That's normal like every.

<v Speaker 1>Coworker here i'd like, to poke, Right faction, No, Problem,

<v Speaker 1>yeah danielle congratulations on turning. Out normal you have a.

<v Speaker 1>Good day but here's elbai. Elba hi how are?

<v Speaker 5>You guys we're.

<v Speaker 1>Super dupes so are you busting yourself for one of.

<v Speaker 1>Your kiddos.

<v Speaker 8>It's it's a.

<v Speaker 3>Two parter it's, both okay go. FOR it.

<v Speaker 4>I so my daughter has a.

<v Speaker 8>Loft bed This is i'm excusing myself for not having.

<v Speaker 8>Noticed sooner but, last year, YOU know i just pulled

<v Speaker 8>the blankets off the top bed, a BUNK and i

<v Speaker 8>never really look up there on. The wall and LAST

<v Speaker 8>year i decided to climb up there and see what's

<v Speaker 8>going on, up there and.

<v Speaker 5>Her entire wall was covered in.

<v Speaker 8>Dry, BOOGERS yeah i.

<v Speaker 3>Do.

<v Speaker 8>That DISGUSTING so i, was disgusted mortified cleaning it. And

<v Speaker 8>whatnot AND then i was just, so grossy why?

<v Speaker 1>Did you, OH no i.

<v Speaker 8>CLEANED it I mean i, should.

<v Speaker 5>HAVE but, I, WAS.

<v Speaker 8>Yeah i was gonna bust. On it BUT then i

<v Speaker 8>called my Mom and i'm just telling her this is

<v Speaker 8>Disgusting that, she's, like, oh yeah you used to do

<v Speaker 8>that all, the time and you used to. Eat them.

<v Speaker 1>It's hereditary. It is your husband is, So. Lucky, ALBA

<v Speaker 1>yeah i don't think i'd be giving you any, kisses.

<v Speaker 1>Anytimes dude i'll tell you. That, yucky alma. Great call

<v Speaker 1>i'm glad you have clean, walls now. Thank you thank

<v Speaker 1>you for.

<v Speaker 8>SHARING that i think you.

<v Speaker 1>All right have a. Good day. So funny you. Guys

<v Speaker 1>rock such, great calls such Great messages i'll, give you

<v Speaker 1>let me give you two more that came in On

<v Speaker 1>my facebook, last night JUST because i can hear the

<v Speaker 1>parents yelling this number one stop eating the sticks of,

<v Speaker 1>butter oh. Stop it and the, second one stop shoving

<v Speaker 1>tortillas up. Your nose. Stop it