<v Speaker 1>Jerry, Katy and Josh six one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Well, we took me until what is today March twelfth

<v Speaker 2>of twenty twenty six to hear the most ridiculous thing ever?

<v Speaker 2>What March twelfth, twenty twenty six. Mark this date as

<v Speaker 2>the most ridiculous day ever because Josh came in this

<v Speaker 2>morning and said he was locked in a dressing room

<v Speaker 2>for thirty minutes.

<v Speaker 3>I was, and it's not my fault.

<v Speaker 1>I did everything right minutes in a dressing Listen, you

<v Speaker 1>said thirty.

<v Speaker 4>Twenty five minutes rounded up?

<v Speaker 1>Really, you were in a dressing room for twenty five

<v Speaker 1>minut dude, I couldn't get out.

<v Speaker 3>So I went shopping yesterday.

<v Speaker 1>I kind of did what Katie likes to do, and

<v Speaker 1>she likes to do a little fashion shows, while I

<v Speaker 1>was like, I want to get some new athletic gears.

<v Speaker 1>So I went to athletic store near where I live,

<v Speaker 1>and I had like maybe four things to try on,

<v Speaker 1>and I like, you can't get in there without getting

<v Speaker 1>customer service, So a lady had to get in and

<v Speaker 1>unlock the door for me, and I get in there

<v Speaker 1>and these are not like the the doors where like

<v Speaker 1>you can see under and above Okay. This is like

<v Speaker 1>a full room that you can't escape escape from, no truly,

<v Speaker 1>And so I'm trying on my clothes. I find the

<v Speaker 1>ones that I like, and I'm ready to get out,

<v Speaker 1>and I go to it's a it's a silver handle,

<v Speaker 1>and I go and it does not give. It doesn't give,

<v Speaker 1>and I'm pressing the lock button. I'm like, okay, unlock lock,

<v Speaker 1>Like I'm not an idiot here, Jeremy, and I cannot

<v Speaker 1>get out, and so I'm like, well, like panic sets in.

<v Speaker 1>I'm like what do I do? Like, I don't know,

<v Speaker 1>Like there's nothing to call do. I just yell for

<v Speaker 1>help until someone unlocks. So I'm like, go let you in.

<v Speaker 4>What was she doing?

<v Speaker 1>This is a massive sporting goods store, Like, she didn't

<v Speaker 1>just wait there. It's not my mom, she didn't just

<v Speaker 1>wait there for me. And it's like, honey, really, a

<v Speaker 1>lot of these places they do.

<v Speaker 4>They got the person that hangs out in the back

<v Speaker 4>there and folds up the clothes that nobody wants.

<v Speaker 1>No, this isn't This is in the middle of the

<v Speaker 1>sporting goods store and the men's section. You're at Dix Okay, yes, wow, yes,

<v Speaker 1>yeah at dis Yeah. So I'm there and no, so

<v Speaker 1>this is right in the middle and stealing. You didn't

<v Speaker 1>do anything wrong. No, no, no, not at all. We're not

<v Speaker 1>bashing dicks.

<v Speaker 3>Nope.

<v Speaker 4>And so, uh, the morning was young though, the morning

<v Speaker 4>is young.

<v Speaker 1>Well, essentially, there's this thing in there that looks like

<v Speaker 1>a credit card reader and it's I I didn't realize

<v Speaker 1>this when the panic set in, but yeah, you can

<v Speaker 1>press a little button and it says like it's automated.

<v Speaker 1>It was like, how can I help you today? And

<v Speaker 1>I was like stuck. I don't know, Like what do

<v Speaker 1>I do? You speak to it help me? And essentially,

<v Speaker 1>yes it it alarm went off and it told one

<v Speaker 1>of the workers there, but it took me about twenty

<v Speaker 1>five minutes for them to get the door unlocked and

<v Speaker 1>let me out and everything. And I have like insane

<v Speaker 1>claustrophobia because when I was really young, I got stuck

<v Speaker 1>in an elevator by myself and that seemed like I

<v Speaker 1>was never going to get out. Ever, so that PTSD

<v Speaker 1>set in right away and I was like, hit what

<v Speaker 1>you just had to hit the open door button? No,

<v Speaker 1>wasn't that No, no, No. The lady freaked out. She's

<v Speaker 1>like I am so sorry. This has never happened like

<v Speaker 1>this was not on me. So thirsty, I'm so hungry.

<v Speaker 3>I could just see you, like putting your back to

<v Speaker 3>the wall and sliding down with your thumb.

<v Speaker 4>Here's where I shall die. That is exactly what I mean.

<v Speaker 3>That would be heaven for me. I would just continue

<v Speaker 3>with the fashion show. And I'm like, but I tried

<v Speaker 3>everything already.

<v Speaker 4>The most ridiculous thing I've heard all year.

<v Speaker 1>Look, man, it was not my fault. They profusely apologized

<v Speaker 1>to me.

<v Speaker 3>Are hard, they're they're a little harder than just like

<v Speaker 3>you would think.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's hard to be as it's hard to be

<v Speaker 4>dressing room.

<v Speaker 3>Sometimes you're making me sound stupid.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, dressing rooms are extremely difficult. It's hard. Doors are hard, terrifying.

<v Speaker 4>Trying on pants is hard.

<v Speaker 2>What's the dumbest thing I've heard the entire year?

<v Speaker 3>Make a note