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Speaker 2: Hi, I mean it's been I mean I heard I

was gonna be on the show, so.

Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you got the call. Yeah, not for real.

Speaker 2: I was like fucking on the on the casting call

and I was like, bro, fingerscrass, fingers cross button.

Speaker 1: It was a tough pick, but you made it. I'm like, bro, Yeah,

So thank you for being on here, thank you for

having me. Yeah of course. So our couple's costume is

kind of like I guess basic, and I guess maybe

not a lot of people have seen the film, but

it danced with the Devil.

Speaker 2: Oh ah, sorry, no, you're okay. So yeah, it's Dance

with the Devil. So Angie over here is Perdeta and

I'm Romeo. I kind of liked his style. I like

his little mullet. I don't know. I was just like, yeah,

I'm feeling it.

Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I thought that they were. They're an interesting couple.

If you watch the movie. We don't condone anything that

they do. I just like the zio and I was like, Okay,

it's easy and it's cool. So but there were some

top contenders for sure. So since we will be discussing

Fierce Street Part three today, I'm curious to know if

you prefer older horror films or newer ones.

Speaker 2: To be honest, I'm like, you already know what my

answer is. I gut prefer older. What about you?

Speaker 1: I think it depends. Sometimes new ones are good. But

I know I already knew even though I was writing

the questions, I was like, yeah, I know what you're

gonna say. Yeah yeah, So okay, now onto our hot

takes and burning desires. Do you want to go first?

Speaker 2: Okay? So I was writing some notes on the movie.

I know one hot take I put. I know this

is a movie, but they should have just chased after

Peeping Tom. Well, this was earlier in the you know,

in the movie, but like they should have chased after

him bro.

Speaker 1: Oh after oh she's in the woods.

Speaker 2: I mean, why wouldn't you if like that shit's like

straight up like not okay.

Speaker 1: Yeah, if it's forbidden, like in the woods when they're

like going to have sex and then they stop because

they hear like rust and they're like, oh my gosh,

and instead of like running away, they could have like

gone in silence to wherever it was.

Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. I just feel like if

it's like really that forbidden, like you probably wouldn't want

anybody to know. And I mean this is the real world,

you know, it's a movie. So I mean I would

just say, bro can kill the guy.

Speaker 1: They could have gone away with it too.

Speaker 2: It's just me.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, okay, that's an interesting For a second,

I was like the peeping Tom. I thought you were

talking about like mad Thomas when he saw them kissing.

But you mean like the first when they're like in

the woods.

Speaker 2: Yeah, because at first I thought it was Thomas.

Speaker 1: Yeah a spoiler. Yeah, we're allowed to, but spoiler if

you're gonna.

Speaker 2: Watch, Okay, Okay, I'm like we thought it was Thomas.

But that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, my hot take was, and I know my

team thinks differently, but I liked the first and the

second one better than this one. This one's not awful,

it's not horrible. I do like it, but for some reason,

the first and the second one there was just so

much more like action and maybe because I like the seventies.

So I was just like, oh my god, you know,

I feel like there was like one for each of us. So, yeah,

that's that's my hot take. Did you have another hot

take or was that your only?

Speaker 2: No, that's like pretty much just my only hot take.

Speaker 1: I liked it.

Speaker 2: I liked it. I liked all of them, to be honest.

Speaker 1: Yeah, all of them were good. Yeah, I just happened

to like the first and the second one better. Yeah. Okay,

so we're going to take a quick break now, so

grab your Black Magic Book and strap in for a

wild ride. Welcome back to But I'm a Lesbian. This week,

we are discussing Fear Street Part three, sixteen sixty six. Okay,

So the movie starts with Dina rushing to restore the

Witch's hand to her body, when all of a sudden

she gets this like vision of like this montage of

things happening to Sarah Fiere, which throughout the other movies,

when people like touch anything related to Sarah Fear, they

see her and they see like a part of like

what happened in her life. But this time we go

back to sixteen sixty six and we see Sarah's life,

so like it's a little confusing because the characters from

part one and Part two are the characters in Part three,

but they're playing characters in Sarah Fear's life, so like

Sarah is Dina, and then Hannah is Sam and Kate

and Simon. Are you know girl, I'm still getting mixed

up with the name. That's okay, Yeah, I feel like

the main ones obviously would be just you know, Sarah

and Hannah at least, because you know, so she's it's

Sarah Fere and she's helping her brother Henry, which is Josh,

deliver these little pigs and they're so cute and it

was kind of a graphic scene that I was not expecting,

but then again, it's sixteen sixty six, so I guess,

you know, it makes sense, right, And so she's going

to take one to Solomon Good and it's this guy

in town that has recently lost his wife and his child,

and her dad is telling Sarah's dad is telling her like, oh,

you know, it wouldn't be so bad if you married him,

and she's like, ha ha ha whatever. You know, we're

just friends, and so she goes over and she gives

him the pig and she's just like, oh my god,

you know, we see that they're friends. But on the

way she sees all of her friends and they're like,

oh my god, there's going to be a party during

the full moon. Let's get these magical berries and you know,

have fun. So they sneak out and they go to

get the magical berries from Widow Mary, who people believe

is a witch, and they don't see her there. So

then they start snooping around her tent and Sarah finds

this like weird book with like rituals and stuff, which

she's like, what is that, And then she sees there's

like all these like names, and then she sees Satan

and then Widow Mary finds them and they're like, oh

my god, we have to get out of here. She's like,

get out, and they show up to the party with

the magical berries and they are tripping like they are

literally I want to know, Yeah, I want to know

what is the equivalent to that? Now?

Speaker 2: I would probably I was kind of thinking about this like, yeah,

I don't know. To me personally, I would probably have

to say maybe mushrooms or fuck, I don't know, but

they want to say, yeah, like acid, I don't know,

that's something.

Speaker 1: Yeah, they were literally like as soon as they took them,

they were like dancing and they were like kind of

like seeing stuff but like slow motion, and they just

looked like they were having a fun time.

Speaker 2: No for really, it got me thinking, damn, they were

still doing shit back then.

Speaker 1: Yeah, they were just like it's magical berries, like you know.

And so they're also drinking too, so they're really getting

fucked up. And so of course here comes a man

to ruin the entire night. This ugly man named Caleb

starts harassing Hannah and is like basically forcing himself on her.

Is like, let's go to this part of the woods,

like come on whatever, and she's like, no, Caleb, stop.

Speaker 2: And what's crazy is he's like, don't be teasing me, bro.

Speaker 1: Yeah he said that she was teasing him.

Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was like, bro, she's literally not even

doing anything.

Speaker 1: Yeah, like I haven't even he's this is the first

time we're seeing of him, so I don't know why

he's saying that. But of course men think that even

back in sixteen sixty six, so that tracks and basically

he's doing all that and Sarah goes over and defends

her and basically like tells him, you know, you're not shit,

so get out of here, like literally, who would want you?

And so then Hannah's like, oh my god, thanks, and

they run off into the woods and things. You can

tell there's like something going on with them, even in

the beginning when she stopped at her house and was like, oh,

so like I'll see you there, and you know, she's

like yeah, and there's there's something going on, like they're

more than friends. So then they're in the little secluded

part of the woods, they're like talking to each other

and then they kiss and they're like, oh my god,

we shouldn't do this. Actually, Sarah's like, we shouldn't do this,

and Hannah, who is literally Pastor Cyrus Millis's Pastor Syru's

Miller's daughter, is like, I don't care, like we should

it doesn't feel wrong, you know, and so then they're

like okay. So they're beginning to have sex, but then

they hear a noise and they think it's somebody, so

they stop and they like run because they're like, oh

my god, if anybody found out, like we would literally

be dead. But then they don't do anything about it,

Like you said, they just let whoever that was go off, bro.

Speaker 2: But all I'm saying is, I mean there was your chance. Yeah,

I've done something about it because it couldn't be me, bro.

Speaker 1: Yeah, especially back then, I don't know. But they just

decided to let it go and they were like, okay,

let's go home. And so then back at the house,

they're discussing like what happens if we are found out

and they're basically like, it's okay, don't be okay, No,

it's not okay. Yeah, but they're like, no, we're so okay.

And then they kiss and then Matt Thomas is literally

like looking at them and he's like sinners and I'm like, okay,

but you're also sinning because you're drunk, so make it

make sense. And so then the next day, Hannah goes

over to Sarah's house and she's like, something is wrong

with my dad, Like he's literally not himself. And they

go over to the house and they see him. He's

just like sitting there whispering, and their flies around him,

which we know from the other movies. When there's flies

around people, that means that they are possessed. And so basically,

Hannah's like, oh my god, was it because of what

we did last night? Like is that the reason why?

And Sarah's like, I don't know, girl, but your dad

needs more than prayers. He needs actual medicine. And Hannah's like, Okay,

I don't really know how that's gonna help, but maybe

there's like a Bible verse in our book that we

can like say for him. But then her mom arrives

and she's just like, get the fuck out of my house.

To Sarah, Tom has told everybody that what you guys

were doing last night and you're a sinner, like, get

away from my daughter, and Sarah's just like, oh my god. Okay,

So she well, she gets thrown out literally and everyone

in the town is looking at her, and she's just

kind of like, oh fuck. But then she goes home

and her dad is just like, it's my fault that

you're this way, like maybe your mother could have like

got this out of you or something. And also I

don't like her dad. Fuck her dad. Her dad just

like checks out at this point, like literally has a

conversation with her and it's just like you're too much

of a boy or something.

Speaker 2: Dude shuts the door on her. But I'm like, yeah,

I'm like you could.

Speaker 1: Do yeah, you could defend her. Like he didn't even

say like is this true. He's just like I knew

it since the moment I saw you, Like He's like

you were always weird. And I was like, wow, what

a thing to say to your child for real.

Speaker 2: And then he was like maybe I like, had you

do like too much, like I don't know, like too

much boy works yea, And I was like, bro, what.

Speaker 1: Yeah he said he gave her too much freedom, and

I'm like, oh, okay. He's like like I would a boy,

and I'm like, oh interesting. So she basically is like upset,

but then she goes to the table and she sees

rotten food, and then outside all of the people in town,

their animals are going crazy. They find rotten food and

her dog, Merry Boy, which is so Sad is literally

in the well. He is dead and her dog, right, yeah,

that was her dog, Marry boy. She was looking for

her dog and she couldn't find it and they pulled

him out and he was dead and she was like,

oh fuck, like that's Mary Boy. And then Thomas comes

preaching and he's like that someone's let the devil in.

Somebody here is like this our town is cursed and

basically kind of you know, looks at Sarah and she's

just like, oh fuck. So she runs to Solomon's and

she's like, can you keep a secret because I have

like a big secret to tell you, And she tells

him what happened with her and Hannah and what's happening

to Hannah's father and everything that's been going on, and

she's like, okay, this has to be because we're gay,

well and like less words, but like it's because we

did gay things, so bad things are happening because we're sinners.

And Solomon's like, no, like, don't you have nothing to

worry about, Like this is not your fault at all.

And then literally as he's like reassuring her, there screaming outside,

everyone's like gathering around the meetinghouse. Pastor Miller has locked

himself in there with all the children, including Sarah's brother

and Abigail's sister, which Abigail slash Cindy was crazy, and

so Solomon and the other men try to like break

open the door and they're just like, okay, it's like

awfully quiet in here, and they see all the children

like sitting in the rows, and the pastor is like praying,

but he has this like head down. They get closer

and they see all the children have their eyes gouged

out and including Pastor Miller, and they're obviously dead. Like

all the people come running in and they're just like,

oh my god, my kid's fucking dead. And Sarah sees

her brother and then Pastor Miller tries to attack Sarah

and Solomon kills him, and basically everyone is pissed. They're

like somebody has to pay for this because Pastor Miller

would never do this, like he was definitely possessed, Like

this is wh craft for sure, and so obviously I'm

sure Sarah and Hannah are just like, oh fuck, like

this is really bad, and so well, I'm getting ahead

of my notes here. All I see is Caleb, an

ugly man and okay, yeah, after he gets killed, they

say it's witchcraft. And then later on a town meeting,

everybody is accusing. Well, first of all, Thomas is like,

it's Sarah and Hannah's fault, and then Caleb starts lying

and just saying that whole story that Hannah bewitched him

and that her and Sarah were laying with the devil

and you know that they are responsible for all this,

and then every other man there is like, it was Sarah,

it was Hannah. It was like we I saw them,

like it was both, like they're witches.

Speaker 2: Dude, But tell me why I thought it was so

crazy that like all you really had to say is

I have proof, and like say the proof, and everybody's like,

you know what, that makes a whole lot of sense. Bro.

Speaker 1: Yeah, literally half of them I'd never even seen and

they're just like, yeah, hm, it was them, yep. So

very easy, dude. Yeah I imagine that. Well. I mean,

obviously we know that they weren't doing anything other than

just being gay, but like they didn't do any of

that stuff, And why would Hannah do that to her dad?

Now that I'm thinking about it, like, why would she

do that?

Speaker 2: Wait?

Speaker 1: Wait, wait, because they're accusing Sarah and Hannah of being witches.

And literally, Pastor Miller is her dad, so why would

she want to like have her dad kill all the

children and everything. Anyways, they lie basically, and Sarah and

Hannah are like listening in. They're like, oh fuck, like

we are going down basically, and so they run away,

but the townspeople capture Hannah and Sarah gets away and

she's like, oh my god, I need to talk to

Hannah because they're like beating the fuck out of Hannah,

like they're dragging her everywhere. They're like she's a witch,

and she's just like her mom is not saying anything either,

because your mom is like super religious and her mom's

just like, oh my god, my daughter's a mom. Yeah,

her mom is so like her mom is a follower.

Like that's your child, and you claim that your child

is like good and everything. But all of a sudden,

just because everyone says that she's a witch, they're like,

She's like, I'm sorry. They gotta do what they gotta do, dude.

Speaker 2: No. She was like the same way in the what

is it, the first one, you know, the nineteen.

Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, where she was she didn't want her

Indina like being together. Yeah, so it's like similarity. Yeah,

that's true. And so Sarah gets she's able to sneak

into where they're holding Hannah and they have Hannah like

tied up and stuff, and she's just like they're gonna

hang me tomorrow. And Sarah's like, oh my god, no,

like that can't happen. I can get you out whatever.

And Hannah's like, you need to like run away from

here because you're gonna get hung too, like they're looking

for you and her dad, Oh my god. Before all this,

she's like hiding and she goes to her house and

her dad's literally just like passed out by the fence,

like not giving a fuck about anything.

Speaker 2: I thought they beat him up, dude, Oh.

Speaker 1: Did they did? I miss that? I thought he was

just drunk because he was so.

Speaker 2: Sad that they used tripping, but it looked like they

beat it up.

Speaker 1: Oh. I thought it was drunk because they were like

go to his house and he was just like, oh

my god, my daughter's gay and a witch. Well they

probably don't even know what okay, I don't know. He

was drunk, slash beat the fuck up and then he

just didn't care. Both they beat his ass and then

they're like he's like, I gotta take a drink up.

No for real, Oh my god, you know what now

you're really making me question Okay, whatever he was, he

was checked out, he did not care. Maybe he couldn't.

But anyways, before all that, and then she finally sees Hannah,

and then Sarah's like, you know what, they're accusing us

of being witches and making a deal with the devil.

Why don't we just actually do that and then maybe

we can like be set free from all this. And

Hannah's like, girl, what are you talking about? And she's like, yeah,

like I'm gonna go back to Widow Mary's I'm gonna

get the book, make a deal with the devil, and

we'll be okay, dude.

Speaker 2: She's like, I don't know about all that. I know.

Speaker 1: Hannah's like looking at her, like okay, and Sarah's like,

I know what we need to do. So she goes

over and she's trying to look for the book and

she sees it it's gone and she's like, oh fuck,

and she falls but then she she trips over something

like something happens and she's on the floor and next

to her is Widow Mary. She's dead. Somebody killed her. Duck. Yeah,

And she was like I knew as soon as the

book was gone. I was like, they killed Widow Mary.

They got her. And so she's like obviously really upset

at this, and she runs over to Solomon Good Old

Solomon Good, literally Solomon Good, and she's like, oh my god,

they stole the book, they killed Widow Mary, all this

other stuff, like I'm trying to break Hanna free, like

they have her. We're gonna be like hung tomorrow. And

Solomon's trying to calm her down, and he's just like, okay,

what is going on?

Speaker 2: You know.

Speaker 1: Meanwhile, the Caleb is leading the army because all of

a sudden he's doing that. Him and the other people

come to Solomon and they're like where is Sarah. So

Sarah goes to hide and she's like Solomon's trying to

hold them off as long as he can, but if

they literally go into the back room, they'll see Sarah.

So Sarah's like, I have to find like a different place.

So she finds like this door. She goes down in

there and it's like these caves and so she's like Okay,

what the fuck is this? And then we can see

like stuff is getting weird because there's like animal heads

and things, and she's just like, what the fuck? Dude?

Immediately I was like, bro, did you think immediately it

was him? As soon as she went into the area.

I just thought he.

Speaker 2: Was like kind of recognized it immediately.

Speaker 1: Dude.

Speaker 2: I was like, she's cooked.

Speaker 1: But she didn't think, so she kept going. She was like, okay,

So she keeps going through the caves and eventually she

sees like a ram's head and then the little like circle.

Speaker 2: Ritual thing, oh you know damn loves.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, as soon as I saw that, I'm like,

I wonder what that is. As soon as I saw that,

I was like, okay, yeah, like he's the one that's

been doing this. But Sarah's in shock because that's her bff,

and she's like, oh my god, you know, I can't

believe he's doing this. So obviously the Black Magic Book

is there. And then as soon as she like figures

this out, Solomon comes and he's like, oh, hey, like

you figure this out, and so she's like what, like

how could you do this? Like you were responsible for everything?

And he's like but he.

Speaker 2: Was trying to pull a fuck in one of us,

one of them.

Speaker 1: Yeah, he was.

Speaker 2: She was.

Speaker 1: He was like, I mean I feel like, well, I

don't know. I can't say because obviously he loves her

and that's what he says. But like I'm like, okay,

I don't really think you know, she's gay too, So

I'm like but he tells her like, so what if

I have to sacrifice a few people, like every couple

of years or whatever, Like he was.

Speaker 2: Like one person.

Speaker 1: I'm like, he's like one person every couple of years,

but it's not just one person. It's multiple people that

that person kills. Yeah it was one person, Yeah it was.

So he's just like I don't care, Like I have

the power, I have everything, and it's worth it to me.

And she's just like uh no. And at this point

he's just like trying to calm her down because she's

like what the fuck, Like that was my brother that

you killed. All these other people like were the ones

being accused of being witches. So she runs off and

he's like chasing after her, and she's like almost getting away,

but then she stabs him, and she's like, you know,

I'm gonna fight you, and he's like, okay, so now

I actually have to hurt you. And in between all

of this, as he's like trying to fight her, he's

like I love you, and I'm like, okay, you love her,

but you literally killed her brother, like you're responsible for

all this other stuff, dude, dude.

Speaker 2: And then like midway between the fight, he's like I

love you.

Speaker 1: He's like, I.

Speaker 2: Don't want to hurt you. I don't want to hurt you,

but I'm like okay, go ahead.

Speaker 1: No, literally, go ahead, and she literally gets her hand

cut off, but he's just like I love you, and

it's like in the most gruesome way possible too.

Speaker 2: No literally, yeah, god damn bro, I'm like that.

Speaker 1: I love and that's not love. Yeah. I mean, clearly

there's something wrong with him, but I thought that was funny, dude,

because he's just like, I love you, and her hand's

literally being like ripped from her fucking arm. No for all,

I was like, okay, yeah, I honestly props to her

little because if my hand got ripped from my fucking arm,

I'm down and out for the count. Like at that point,

you're gonna do whatever you need to do, because no,

like m mmm, yeah, I'm like trying to. I mean,

but she's she's a fighter because she has Hannah, so

she's like, I have to get back to Hannah. So

he does that, and they're still fighting at this point,

and she's a to like fight back and like get

away from him, and she's still like going through the

caves and she comes out where the meetinghouse was and

she's like bloodied, literally no fucking hand and she walks

out and she sees like everyone in town and Hannah's there,

and Hannah's like, oh my god, what the fuck, like

happened to you? And she literally is not saying anything.

Solomon comes up behind her and he's like, I got

the witch and everyone's like, oh my god. Yes, And

of course, sadly she cannot get away, so they both

have them there by the tree, and she's sort of

resigned to the fact that like she's gonna die, but

she when they say confess to your sins, like confess

that you know you guys are witches, she says that

she witched Hannah and everybody else and she's the only

one responsible for this. So she wants Hannah to be

you know, let go. And so basically Hannah is let go,

which I don't know why they believed her so quickly,

but I don't know. I guess they just really dislikes it.

But you know, Solomon was like, yeah, let Hannah go,

and I'm like, not you trying to be the good

guy after you literally start all this. But so Hannah

is lego, Like she goes to her mom and her

mom's like, oh my god, girl, like it's okay, you know,

And so Sarah's just like, okay, I'm gonna die. But

before that, she's like having this like little talk with

Solomon and she's like, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow,

but people are going to find out about what you've done.

Like this is not gonna I'm not gonna let this go,

Like basically, I'm gonna curse you. I'm gonna haunt you forever.

And Solomon's just like, yeah, right, I made a deal

with the devil and I'm very powerful. And so they

hang her, and it's very sad because literally all her

friends are there, but they can't say anything because they

don't want to be hung themselves. But they're like upset

that this is the way it's like going down, especially

Hannah like she's literally seeing like her girlfriend die and

so basically after that they bury her body. But then

they like take her out and they move her to

a different location and her friends have like a proper

burial for her because they're like, you know, she likes

her friend. Yeah, and they're just like, oh, they do

the little moss thing and they put it on her.

Speaker 2: Dude, and everything starts adding up because I'm like, at first,

when I was looking at the moss, I thought it

was like some sort of like fleshy sort of thing.

I don't know, that's the way they were making it,

making it out to be. Yeah, I don't know, just

a little detailed.

Speaker 1: Yeah, that was nice to see, like the little crown

they put and then it just like keeps growing and

you know, then they have the little like stone the

rock where it says the witch lies here. I thought

that was nice because they're I mean, I guess a

little too soon because she got hung for being a witch.

But they have a sense of humor, and so Dina

is like, now we're back in nineteen ninety four, and

Dina's like, oh fuck, like I literally saw everything, and

just as that's happening, Nick Good arrives and we obviously

know he's a bad He, along with all of his

other like family members, do this ritual every couple of

years in order to sacrifice people so that they can

stay powerful and that Sunny Vale will be like this

nice little place in shady side people or like literally

in despair. And so he arrives and he asked Josh, like,

where's your sister? Is everything okay? And he's like, oh yeah,

like I'm just waiting for her. And he seems weird,

like he seems like he knows something's up. And Dina

grabs Josh and they run into the forest and he

starts chasing after them, and Dina's like, oh my god,

he's the bad guy, Like we have to get out

of here. So then they steal his car, which I

didn't think was a very good idea because can't they track.

Speaker 2: Those I want to say, you can. I don't see

why you could. No, But then again, it's nineteen what

it was, nineteen eighty four, ninety.

Speaker 1: But I feel like things have like still a semi advance.

I kind of, I don't know, you don't think, so okay,

So they're they're safe with their stolen cop car with

the lights on and everything.

Speaker 2: One thing I was gonna say, though, is I'm like, motherfuckers,

you could have turned the lights off.

Speaker 1: That's pretty, but they can't. Maybe they wanted it to

seem like they were in a hurry somewhere and like

you can't really see who's in the car with the lights.

I don't know. I would turn the lights off too,

because that's very.

Speaker 2: I'm like, as a cop, if I saw another flashing light,

I'd be like, yo, what's going on? And I'm like,

I'm like, what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 1: And then they don't answer, and oh, exactly, yeah, okay,

but they get away with it somehow. So then Dina

explains to Josh, like he's literally the bad guy. I

saw this vision of Sarah fear. I saw all these things,

and I have to like, we have to go tell

see Berman, which is ziggy if you know, you guys

watch the trilogy, and which is very upsetting now thinking

back on the other parts, because he was just like

I believe you, like, you know, they made him seem

like a good guy, which obviously that's the point, but

you know. And so they drive back to Diggies and

they tell her and She's just like what the fuck,

Like what do we do? They're like, we have to

kill the sheriff, like we have to kill him. So

then earlier in the movies, there was this guy, the

janitor named Martin who was in there and Josh kind

of helped him.

Speaker 2: Like escape, dude, I totally forgot about Martin.

Speaker 1: I did too, because they were like, let's go to

the janitor, like can who can we ask to help?

Because all our friends are dead basically, and I was like,

oh shit, they are. And they're like Josh is like

Martin and they're like okay, and they stop by Martin's

house and they're like, do you want to kill the

sheriff with us?

Speaker 2: And he's like just all casual as fuck. He's like yeah, sure,

let me get my sweaters.

Speaker 1: Yeah. He's like all right, I'm down for it, and

I'm like okay. So they pick him up, and I

feel like he doesn't think that they're like like being serious,

but he's just like all right, like I said, I

owed you one, so I owe you one. And they

devised this plan to like lure the killers to the

mall and lure a sheriff good there and they like

have Dina's blood and they're like drawing little like spread.

Then they're like saying this way and like they're like

doing fun, like they're trying to have fun with it,

but they're also like this is serious, you know. And

so they are like setting this whole thing up, and

they're gonna have each killer in like a shopping like

a store and then like shut the gate and then

once Nick gets there, they'll like release it and like

pour the blood on him. Basically, he's like, we're gonna

carry him, and so that should make the killers like

kill him because you know, they're after Dina. And he

gets there and Ziggy is like sitting by the tree

and he's like whoa, like what are you doing here?

And she's just like you're it and she pours the

blood on him and she runs away and the killers

the killers are creepy is I don't remember that one's name,

but it's like the kid with that mask. He freaked

me the fuck out. Honestly, all the other ones I'm like, okay, terrifying,

but him, the way he was moving was like really

weird to me. You know, the one it was like bashing.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what when you're talking about. To be honest,

I felt like the only one that really stuck out

to me. Yeah, the moment was what was her name?

The one that was singing, oh, Ruby Lane? Yeah, oh okay,

that one. That one just kind of reminds me of

my or of how do you call it? Amy Winehouse?

Speaker 1: But I think, oh, you know what, she does kind

of have that look. Yeah, So were you like afraid

of her? You're just like, oh, she's kind of cool,

Like yeah, oh yeah, that's You're like, I like her,

and I'm like terrified of the baby. I'm like he's creepy.

And she was late to the party. They're like, no,

Ruby Lane, and she's like, no, I'm fashionably late.

Speaker 2: Where is homegirl?

Speaker 1: She was late. She's taking her time singing walk. You know,

it's not for real. I know she was late to

the party. But she eventually does come when she started

right like she later on after So he gets there

and they like release the killers and he happens to

grab Ziggy and he's like make them get off of me,

like make them go away? Or is it He's gonna

die too? And so they're like fuck, what do we do?

And they somehow or yeah, they like start fighting and

they get the killers away from Ziggy and Nick, and

he takes that as an opportunity to run away because

he's like, oh my god, and he's a pussy, so

he do. I was gonna say the same he like,

I find it so funny how he's just like, I

don't know, but I just I dislike him. I liked

him in the other movies because I thought he was

semi chill, but then obviously as soon as was like

Solomon Good, I was like, oh, it's that fake shit.

Yeah right. Even during the second one, I was just like,

why do I feel like he's sort of evil? But

then they didn't show anything evil and he saved Ziggy,

so I was like, he can't be that evil. I

thought he was gonna be Kumbaya.

Speaker 2: The only thing I didn't like was like at the

very end was when you know, the job was obviously

more important than oh yeah yeah, he was like, uh,

what was his name, Tommy or Tommy right.

Speaker 1: Which went from part two? Uh yes, tom the one

that killed everyone? Yeah yeah, yeah Tommy.

Speaker 2: Yeah. He was just like Tommy went on a rampage

that is.

Speaker 1: All oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2: I mean I get it, but I'm like, come on, dude.

Speaker 1: So he is able to get hold of Ziggy and

he's just like call them off, get them out here,

or Ziggy's gonna die too. And everyone's like fuck, we

didn't think that he would do this, and so they

are able to get them off of him somehow, and

Ziggy's like fighting for her life almost, but then they

Dina like cuts her hand and is like come this way,

and then Nick uses that as the opportunity to escape

and then they're like go after him, go after him,

and so she's like okay, I'll go. But then Ziggy

obviously has like the blood on her from Nick, so

they're like after her. She like throws the sweater and

they like kind of lock themselves in the store and

they're just like, well, what do we do because they're

all going to start to go after her, but she

needs to kill Nick, and so they're kind of like

talking and they're like it's okay, we have blood, but

they're out of blood. And then they're like, oh my god,

what do we do? And I thought this was really sweet,

but sad Josh goes out there to fight one of

them and he's just like, I'm standing up for my like,

that's my sister. I'm gonna protect her. And he goes

to fight them, and I thought the Ziggy ten Martin

took way too long to help him. His arm gets

it rocked. Yeah, I was like, and then Ziggy just

ends up shooting him and she's like one down and

Josh looks at her. But I'm like, i'd be so mad,

what the fuck took you so long? Like his arm

is literally fucking twisted back.

Speaker 2: No, dude, I know this is like really debating on it,

but I'm like, just go home.

Speaker 1: I mean, I can see for Ziggy because she literally

was like she literally died, and Martin's like new to this,

so he's scared. But I'm like, Josh is a literal

like teenager and he's like, I'm going out here. But

in the end, they saved him, so they're just like, okay,

let's fight, like we got this, and Dina goes down

there too. Oh yeah, we're forgetting somebody very important. Sam.

Throughout this entire time, a continuation of Caitlin's impression. She's

literally tied up in multiple places just like being a

little gremlin because she's possessed and so she's just mad

and then she finally escapes and like runs off, and

they're like, oh, we lost Sam. Oh well, like we'll

let her deal with him. So Dina's chasing Nick, and

Sam is chasing Dina, and Martin and Ziggy and Josh

are like trying to fend off the other killers, and

they have like a little fight scene, and Dina's just like,

you know, trying to get She's trying to like do

her best to win, but also Nick is like kind

of beating her up. But Sam also appears and they're

like she's able to get through to her for like

a split second where she's just like Sam, it's me,

like it's Dina, and Sam kind of like does like

a pause, and then Dina's able to like knock her out,

and this poor Sam, like she's had no scenes other

than growling this whole time. And then even Ziggy knocked

her out in the beginning too, so oh yeah she did.

Speaker 2: She did.

Speaker 1: She was like I'm tired of her, but I'm like,

you know, they don't want to obviously hurt Sam, because

you know that's the reason they're doing this is for Sam.

And so Nick and Dina are fighting and Dina's able

to touch the little like beating organs in the middle

of like the cave, and that gives Nick a vision

of like literally everything all the pain that he's like

put everybody through by continuing in like doing the ritual

and sacrificing people. And he's like shocked because he sees

all the people like killing like the flashback that everyone

else sees. And Dina kills him. She stabs him in

the eye and the monsters disappeared just as they're going

to get Josh, Siggy and Martin, and they're like, oh

my god, she fucking did it, Like she literally she

ended this thing. And Sam is okay. She's just like

waking up because she got knocked out twice and she's like,

oh my gosh, are you okay? And they're like, yeah,

we're fine. And they start going through the caves and

it leads them to the good like mansion and there's

literally rams everywhere, and it's like very like what you

expect like a white evil person's house to look like.

Speaker 2: But tell me why. I was like thinking, wait, are

we allowed.

Speaker 1: To talk about politics? Oh? Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm like

that's a yeah, okay. I don't know why that you're

going to say something else.

Speaker 2: Not for all, because I was like, is that a

touching subjects? Okay, well, what I was thinking is bro

I was kind of getting the vibes like what if

this is like I don't know, this is giving like

white house vibes right now? What's going on? Crazy shit?

Speaker 1: You know? I don't know.

Speaker 2: Just like the way everything was decorated, it was almost

just like I don't know, like you have it too good.

But I'm like, there's a reason why you're living exactly

because they made that deal.

Speaker 1: It is they're just living comfortably well while like Sack

red vising like a shit to of people and they're like,

oh well as long as like I'm good. So yeah,

they literally are like what the fuck is this? And

then they realize like okay, there's like the little family tree.

It's like the Good Family. Oh so ironic, the Good Family, right,

and they're like, oh fuck, okay the caves like let

us hear and they go outside and okay, I understand,

like obviously the curse is broken and now it's like

Sunnyville's turn to have like shit luck. But literally that

I don't think that family did anything. But when they

step outside and it's that family like backing out their

car to like leave somewhere and that semi runs into that.

That was crazy. Yeah. I was like, Okay, that's showing

us that, you know, things aren't going to be so

good for people in Sunnyvale.

Speaker 2: So like, my thing is, so is it like since

they did all that evil shit throughout like what is it.

Speaker 1: Like like century.

Speaker 2: Or five hundred years, are they gonna get like the

karma like three times worse for a while or what?

Speaker 1: I feel like, Yeah, because it happened almost immediately, like

that family, that's our first time seeing them, and they

just got killed for no reason. So I feel like

things like from there they're just gonna like it's gonna

be bad. Because after the news is like, oh my god,

Nick Good was the serial killer the mayor, like they're

the Good Family's being exposed. Oh dude, I was so

happy after I was like, right, I know the news.

I was like, I was wondering after like he died.

I was like, if they're gonna pin it on Dina

or something, but you know, maybe if the curse was

still there then yeah, but no, they got off and

they were like yeah, that's literally what he is I

mean he technically is sort.

Speaker 2: Of yeah yeah, but yeah, I just don't know if

they would explain like the whole you know, would this

be considered like witchcraft?

Speaker 1: I mean, because I don't know.

Speaker 2: Would be like say, well, no, not satanic. I don't know,

you get what I'm saying.

Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I feel like, you know, yeah, I think

it was good that they exposed him. So the news

is like things are not like things are looking good

for Shady Side but not for Sunnyvale. And we see

Dina's home life is like getting better. Her dad's like,

I have an interview. I'll see you guys later. I know.

I love that, right compared to the other ones, where

like he was unemployed obviously, and he was drinking and

things were very sad for everybody there. And so they

have like a little memorial where Dina drops Josh off

and he finally meets his online friend, the Queen of Darkness,

which I feel like, they're so cute, his little cast

she signs in and she's like, oh, look me up online,

like she puts her little like username. She's like, if

you want to chat.

Speaker 2: That's crazy, because to be honest, I'm the kind of

person I need to like watch the movie like a

couple times before everything clicks.

Speaker 1: Otherwise I'm just gonna be asked you like who is that?

Speaker 2: But like I didn't know that. I'm actually kind of like, do.

Speaker 1: You remember the girl at the end they signs his cast.

Speaker 2: I thought that was just like some pretty girl that

like would just happen to be there. And I was like, oh, cool,

he's like making a friend.

Speaker 1: Yeah, because yeah, like you remember in the chat room

where you know it's just her little name, Yeah, can

she like puts it? I guess they only show up

for like a second. But I was like glued too

much about it. But I was like, okay, get it.

I feel like when you do the recap, you like

pause and you rewatch and you rewatch and you rewatch,

you know. So it's like you have to like kind

of like look for the little detailed things because if

it were just me like watching it, then I probably

would have missed it too. So Okay, yeah, don't feel

too bad. So then after Dina's like I'm not going

to school, I have something else to do, and they

go to sarah Here's little gravesite and they have like

a cute little date. Her and samd I know. I

love that. Yeah, they're visiting her. They're like the first

Shady Cider, which I think was very cute, and they

kiss and they're just like, oh my god. Happy ending.

Speaker 2: Yeah, A good way to remember her too.

Speaker 1: Right, because she wasn't evil. She was just trying to

expose Nick and the other two. We thought she was evil,

like everybody did you know?

Speaker 2: No deada dude.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm glad she wasn't evil.

Speaker 1: I know, And I'm glad they got a happy ending

because in a lot of like queer movies, happy endings

are very rare, and they love tragedy, especially when one dies,

which I thought was gonna happen. I thought it was

going to be Dina that dies too, but thankfully she didn't.

And so what we think is the end. There's a

little bit more and it's like the camera zooming in

through the mall and there's a little crime scene with

the Black Magic Book and someone stills it and then

that's the end.

Speaker 2: Oh dude. For some reason, I don't know why, but

that shit kind of pissed me off and I'm like, oh,

just let it go. I'm like, it's the end. Of

the movie. It's done, you don't need to make another one.

Speaker 1: But then again, that's just the hater. You're like, it's enough.

Three movies, was enough?

Speaker 2: No, to be honestly, that's what I don't be liking.

The newer Well, I mean the older movies do it too.

Speaker 1: I mean that's true.

Speaker 2: I mean Halloween whatever. Yes, yes, I know, I know,

I just I don't like when they do that. I'm like,

just let it go, stop just stretching it out.

Speaker 1: I mean, I think there is another Fear Street after,

but it's like prom or something. Yeah, it was like

prom Queen. But I haven't watched that one, so I mean,

maybe we'll watch it and like it. But yay for

a happy ending.

Speaker 2: Yay.

Speaker 1: Okay, So now the moment that you've all been waiting for.

This is our version of Fuck Mary, Kill, Munch Merge Murder.

So the options are Sarah, Hannah, and Abigail. Of course,

these are grown up versions, as we mentioned throughout all

the other ones, and Sarah is played by Dina, and

Hannah is Sam and Abigail is Cindy.

Speaker 2: Oh okay, wait wait, wait, double checking Cindy is how

do you call it? Ziggy's sister.

Speaker 1: Yeah, the oldest sister, like the goody two shoes. Okay,

So I feel like I would definitely munch Hannah. I

would murder Abigail just because I feel like she didn't

get enough, Like I didn't get enough of her personality,

and I was just thinking like Cindy. But then if

that were me too, I would also kind of murder Cindy.

And I feel a little bad because she's not that bad,

but I don't know, I just wasn't really like into her.

And then I'd merge with Sarah.

Speaker 2: You'd merge with Sarah Okay, yeah, I'm rocking with that.

Speaker 1: What about you?

Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I'm gonna lunch Abigail Okay.

Speaker 1: I don't know. I kind of like her. She was nice,

she was yeah.

Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, merging. I would say Sarah Sarah just

because I'm like, bro, she's.

Speaker 1: She's like a Day one kind of girl. She is

she was willing to make a deal with the devil. Yeah,

a girlfriend.

Speaker 2: And I feel like, I don't know if I'm gonna

get hate for this, but to be honest, I would

murder Hannah. Oh, just because, like I don't know, I'm

like girl, like no type of hustle can't get yourself

out of a situation, which.

Speaker 1: Is kind of fucked up.

Speaker 2: I know I shouldn't think this way, but like, try harder,

don't get the best.

Speaker 1: Dude, don't get Sarah was the only world said than done.

But like, I don't know something about it.

Speaker 2: I was just like, girl, you're always getting into trouble

and like you can't even speak up for yourself, like

in the first movie when those two guys were in

there with you or was it two guys in the

car like behind the school bus.

Speaker 1: Oh, so you're like yes, And I'm like, you didn't.

Speaker 2: Have to be in that car. You could have just

said pull over, I want to get out. You didn't

say exactly you wanted to be a follower because you

didn't want people to like know that you like that.

I'm like, speak up, girl, but that's just me nough.

Speaker 1: I mean you have a point for sure. I feel

like I'm just say you're like fuck Hannah slash Sam

no type of husband. Okay, See that's surprising, I thought.

I mean no, now that I can, now that I

think about it, I feel like, yeah, I can see

doing that. I'm like, girl, just throw away I'm sorry

you're like done with her. At least we have in

common Sarah, because she definitely is a fighter. She's like,

you know, she's not gonna give up so easily. Yeah. Yeah,

I like her. I like her. Yeah. So we will

be rating this movie on a scale of one to

five cherries. I'm going to give this one a four

out of five. Even though I said I like the

other two better. I don't think it was a bad

movie at all. I did like it. So what do

you what do you give?

Speaker 2: I want to say, I don't know if this is biased.

I mean I don't know, just because like, you know,

we're together and stuff. I mean, I want to rate

it like four cherries.

Speaker 1: Just no, rate it what you what you feel like?

Speaker 2: You know. I feel like it was good, don't get

me wrong, But there were like certain parts where I

was just like, oh, yeah, I already know what to expect.

I don't know, I just feel like older I mean,

older movies are original, and movies are like, I don't know,

there's a lot of ideas that I've already been played out,

but there were some newer ideas where I was like, oh, okay, okay,

you're cooking but then also I didn't like what they

were writing at the mall. I know they were having fun,

but like, how stupid do you have to be to

like write good is Evil?

Speaker 1: Like you know, like yeah, yeah, they wrote good is

Evil a lot of.

Speaker 2: Make it obviously it's a fucking trap, Like there's arrows

on the floor. Oh yeah, let me fucking follow them? Like, bro,

are you fucking dumb? Like you're supposed to like lead

them there? You're supposed to like feed them into it,

But like, I don't know writing all that shit there,

it's like, I don't know.

Speaker 1: It was a waste of time. I'm in your opinion,

to be honest, they were trying to have fun with it,

I guess.

Speaker 2: But my girl, you have fun. I mean, you have

time to have fun like in this situation. I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe I'm just being a hater.

Speaker 1: So do you still think four out of five cherries?

What's your real rating? Let the viewers know?

Speaker 2: Bro, Okay, Okay, it was good, Okay, I like the plot.

I just don't like the way it was Like, Okay,

I don't know, it's just something about it.

Speaker 1: I just I don't know.

Speaker 2: Maybe I just don't like these like new actors actresses.

Speaker 1: I don't know.

Speaker 2: That's kind of word.

Speaker 1: Okay, A three, A three out of five. No, I'm

a four, A four Okay, okay, okay, you talked yourself

out of the tree.

Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm trying to be that harsh.

Speaker 1: It's okay. We've given movies like one. We'd give them

a zero if we could. But I really like this movie.

But I did like the actors. I'm like, please don't

go for me. I like these new actors, but I

liked the No.

Speaker 2: No, see, that's my problem is like I actually did

like it, but I'm like, I don't know.

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what what's the most recent song you listened to or

what was the last book you read? Or are currently read.

Speaker 2: Mmmm okay, so last book I read is the Pearson Bible.

Speaker 1: Okay, yeah that makes sense.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like tedious read but we got it done.

Speaker 1: Yeah nice? Okay, So what's a comfort movie you put

on when you need a little joy?

Speaker 2: Dude, She's the motherfucking man.

Speaker 1: That's my ship right there.

Speaker 2: No, I was gonna be that for Halloween. But like,

to be honest, how do you call it? I'm just

not really that good with like planning. So like I

was supposed to buy the suit all that bullshit, but

like I just haven't found the time.

Speaker 1: So next there's still there's still time for Halloween. We

can do it. Like for actual all we need is

like a wig and a suit that we can find

out the.

Speaker 2: Thrift Yeah, but where's my hair gonna go?

Speaker 1: We do like a wig, cap. I won't get the

wig from the thrift store. I will get it from like.

Speaker 2: Bro fucking get yohos. Oh my god.

Speaker 1: No, I'll get like the wig and that's easy, but

like the suit maybe a little hard. I mean, we

can find one at the thirt store. Okay, all right,

to be determined, I like that. Okay, So what's your

favorite podcast besides But I'm a lesbian.

Speaker 2: There is a podcast I do like no shit, I

do like Case File True Crime. I remember when I

was working at a wood shop, I'd be doing a

lot of the uh how to call it, you know,

like the cabinet finishing, polishing, all that crap.

Speaker 1: Uh.

Speaker 2: You know. It was a lot of free times. Uh,

you know, just like listen to whatever you wanted. So

I'd be kind of like binging on that and I

don't know, it was like really good visuals and everything

you can visualize in your head.

Speaker 1: I'm not saying that's a good thing, but like kind

of like put to you there is it.

Speaker 2: That one guy that we listened told like the British

Act then I don't know, he like, does it so

good too? I'm like, god, damn, dude.

Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always like it does come to life and

it makes you not want to leave your house ever.

Speaker 2: Oh, it's like really good. I remember we like, uh

we listened to it on our way to Portland.

Speaker 1: Yeah we're I think, yeah, it was on our way

to Portland. It was like this, what a time to

listen to it. It was this one girl that her

friend murdered her, and it was like Australia. I think so. Yeah,

her friend was like jealous of her, and it was

really it was really creepy. I honestly was like, I

low key want to change it because I'm getting creeped

out and I don't.

Speaker 2: Want to go and especially because we were doing our

research about Portland and dude, there's like a lot of stuff.

Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's what I thought was gonna happen.

I could literally like tell you this episode word for it.

It like stuck with me. But it was very creepy,

and I can imagine you just like working on the

cabinets and you're like listening to these murders for I

was like, and half of them happened to almost all

of them are like women, Like oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 2: It kind of like really changed my perspective on you know,

like I'm not a man hater or anything, but like.

Speaker 1: It's okay, you can be a man hater here. No, No,

You're like, no, I don't want to.

Speaker 2: No, I just I feel like a lot of the

things that were going on were basically, you know, towards women,

and it'd be for like a lot of the times,

it'd be a lot of I don't know, like it's

more of like an ego sort of thing, you know,

like rejection or she's leaving me, or fucking I don't

want to be with her anymore.

Speaker 1: I don't know.

Speaker 2: It just kind of opens up my eyes a bit

because and I don't think it was like bist or anything,

but it just happened to be a lot of women were,

like I don't know, a lot of them were getting

attacked and just kind of changes your perspective on a

lot of things.

Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck men, men suck. Yeah, I think the planet

would be a lot better if you were just all women. Honestly,

I'm sorry to my male family members, but like genuinely,

like I had this conversation with my mom, and I'm like,

I'm not saying obviously like each and every single person

that you come across, but like the statistics show that

it is literally men, and it's literally crimes against women.

Not to say that doesn't happen against men and men

crimes like no, but it's literally women, Like you literally

can be killed for saying like no, I don't want

to give you my number, no anything. I don't know.

Speaker 2: You have to be too nice, you know, yeah, really nice,

because otherwise like something bad could happen, or you're being

too nice and then he takes it the wrong way.

Speaker 1: I don't know.

Speaker 2: I just think that's like kind of a trip, you know.

Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, men stuck again, They really do. But I

know you don't want to be a man hater. That's okay,

because Kaitlin and I are. Kaitlen approves this message, as

does our producer Victoria. So, now, what was your cartoon

crash growing up? Dude?

Speaker 2: Wow? Oh okay, I know we Dude. She's been making

fun of me because like, yeah, she's been cracking a

lot of jokes lately, and like, I don't know if

y'all watch Naruto, but I was on my Naruto ship

for a while. All Right, how do you call it?

Speaker 1: Fucking?

Speaker 2: I told her that, go ahead, it's okay.

Speaker 1: I told her.

Speaker 2: That the redheaded guy Gara was my crush back then,

Like I remember having a dream about it and then

like I'd be with my aunt, like uh, we'd be

like I don't know, we'd just be like chilling playing

and like it's like pretending that he was there, and

I'd be like this is my boyfriend, and I'm like bro,

now I'm like god, You're like, why did I do that?

Speaker 1: It's okay, you were young, It's okay. I mean things

happen when you're young.

Speaker 2: No, but I'm like, she doesn't have like a good memory,

like yeah, of like our childhood and shit, because I'm like, you.

Speaker 1: All don't remember that specific thing no that I did.

It's okay, I've done that too. But also I said,

I feel like Gara looks like a mask lesbian. So

that's why I could see that. I know maybe you

didn't think that, but like the way I say, I'm like, oh, yeah,

of course had cool hair.

Speaker 2: Yeah see, you're just like, dude, he has a freaking

tattoo on his forehead.

Speaker 1: That's cool. Okay, So if you could green light one

new lesbian rom com tomorrow, who are your two leads? Angie?

Speaker 2: You're gonna hate me because I'm like, maybe you can

help me out with this, but immediately, dude, immediately, Jordan Jensen, Okay, yeah,

but I can't. Oh wait wait wait, actually something did

come up.

Speaker 1: But I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2: I feel like maybe this is a weird combination, but

I just I've always liked her.

Speaker 1: Okay, is she like is merely Cuna is gay. No

no no, no, no no no no. Is she like cool? Yeah? Yeah?

From what I know, yeah, she is. She's an ally.

I can see it because Jordan gives like a mask vibe,

and you know, it's like there's a little bit of

an age gap, but it's not the craziest.

Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay, just like picture it if they

were like the same age.

Speaker 1: I don't know, I know they can be their age.

I don't think there's like a crazy one. I think

Jordan's like I think Meela Kunz is like late forties, right,

Oh dude, isn't she and then Jordan's like like thirties something,

thirty two? Yeah, so it's not like a crazy yeah.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: I'm like I can't see it. I'm like, I know

she's not gay.

Speaker 2: But like.

Speaker 1: But I feel like, you know, she definitely knows that

she gives that vibe. But I can see it here.

Speaker 2: Too, because I'm like, she'd be working construction and I

just relate to that.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Okay. What is the best piece of advice

anyone has ever given you?

Speaker 2: Okay, I couldn't really quote it or anything, and this

is like the most basic, but like pretty sure everybody's

living it, you know, like kind of like you know,

you drive what you like, not like sure it like

definitely takes part with like a car, but like also

like you kind of do what you want to do

in life, because you know, I could remember, like like

if it was yesterday, like I was a kid, you know,

I was like ten fifteen. I can still remember that

like it was yesterday, And I don't know, I feel like,

what's the word I'm looking for. I just feel like,

you know, I would rather not be like doom scrolling.

I know I have a hard time with that as well,

but like I'm trying to get better with that. I

do think that a lot of us spend more time

on our phones than we I don't know, we could

be doing something else with that time, and you know,

it's basically like a part time job. When you really

think about like your screen time, it really adds up.

And I just think that, you know, again, we could

definitely be using that time productively, like learning new activities,

new tasks or something. Living your life to the fullest,

you know. I feel like life is so short and

I don't know, I just feel like you should kind

of just do what you want to do rather than

like thinking about what other people would.

Speaker 1: Think of you.

Speaker 2: And I know I struggle with that too, but I

don't know. It's like, at the end of the day,

I mean, you're your own Sims character. You're only going

to be here for what years?

Speaker 1: You may as well live it up, you know exactly. Yeah,

especially right now, do what you want to do because

tomorrow is not promised. No, that's very, very scared, he thought.

But yeah, that's good advice. Yeah, like that. And now

the most serious question of them all, do you put

ketchup on your frice? Put it on the side?

Speaker 2: Well, uh, ladies and gentlemen. I used to put the

ketchup on my phrase, but then I got yelled at.

Speaker 1: Who yelled at you? Dude?

Speaker 2: My fucking uh my stepdad. Dude.

Speaker 1: He was like, he's a hater. He's like, right up.

Speaker 2: I was just living my life at fucking Denny's, and

this motherfucker had the audacity to tell me, dude, like.

Speaker 1: What are you doing?

Speaker 2: Why are you putting them all over the fries? Like

you're If you don't want them anymore, then you're kind

of screwed because you already have the ketchup on them,

but I was like, all right.

Speaker 1: So ever since then, I've been like.

Speaker 2: I don't know on the side side because I'm like,

he's kind of right, but also fucked that guy.

Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, fuck him, you're dog. But if you

watch this, fuck you no dead?

Speaker 2: You know why?

Speaker 1: You know why if we're telling Yami to put ketchup

on the side instead of on. Okay, so thanks for

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Speaker 2: But I've heard it was really good.

Speaker 1: Yeah. See, I'm like, we're gonna have to watch that together.

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