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Speaker 2: We're your hosts, Caitlin and Angelina.

Speaker 3: Get ready for some Sapphix serotonin. So today's episode is

about the second in Ethan Cohen and Trisha Cook's Lesbian

Lesbian B movie trilogy, Not Honey, Don't This movie once

again features Margaret Qually playing a lesbian Angelina. Will you

share your thoughts on straight people playing gay and also

sis people playing trance?

Speaker 1: That is really hard because I feel like there are

a lot of instances where straight people can portray LGBTQ

plus characters correctly, especially yeah, okay, that's okay, Yes that

is true, But there are also some parts where it

is very stereotypical. The movie's just not well done and

it's adding more insults, especially when that person the role

could have been taken by somebody that's part of the

LGBTQ plus community, but they just go to someone that's

like famous, you know, and then they don't they end

up not doing a good job. That's the biggest insult.

If you don't do a good job, it's like, what,

why do you even want this role? Yeah?

Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I think of We're going to talk about

this movie at some point, and I might have a

different opinion because I only watched it when it first

came out. But Jenny's wedding with Catherine Heigel, I feel

like she didn't do a good job playing a gay

But also I think the movie was not written very well.

Speaker 2: Be a lesbian but you don't have to do anything

with the woman.

Speaker 3: Yeah, straight as less ever, Literally it was weird.

Speaker 2: But yeah, I think I think that.

Speaker 3: I have more of an issue when it's like cis

people playing trans people, because it seems like it comes

off as like it depends I guess on the acting

and the writing and the direction and all of that

and the person, but sometimes it comes off as like

kind of like making fun of the trans person, like, oh,

we're gonna put this like really traditionally masculine sounding looking

man and have him be a trans woman instead of

casting an actual trans woman, And then it almost feels

like are they doing this for some sort of like

a shock value, Like I remember when what was that movie?

Speaker 2: Are you talking about the one Jared Lettone? Yeah, Dallas Buyers.

Speaker 3: Yes, because Matthew McConaughey was like, he had AIDS but

he wasn't gay or was he gay?

Speaker 2: Was he by was it Jared Lettone?

Speaker 3: No?

Speaker 2: That was no?

Speaker 3: No, No, the main character, yeah, yeah, I think he

had AIDS h but his friend I think he was

friends with Jared Lettard. Yeah, and he played a trans woman.

And it's like there are a lot and it also

depends on the time period because there were this was

maybe like ten years ago, maybe there were less transactresses

to choose from, but at the same time, I feel

like there weren't like who there is this really? I

mean multiple good transactresses. But the one I'm thinking of

that was in Transparent, I think was the show and People.

That was a show that got a lot of critique

because the main character was a cis man playing a

trans woman and he ended up getting like allegations that

he was really creepy.

Speaker 2: It I don't I don't think.

Speaker 3: I've heard was told he had like gross crooked bottom teeth.

Speaker 2: That could be any ma'am.

Speaker 3: I know he was white. That I don't know. There

was this actress on there that played a transperson and

she is a transperson or her name is trace Lysette.

Speaker 2: Okay, she is so beautiful, but.

Speaker 3: She's an actress that I think of where I'm like, Okay,

she's been acting like in Hollywood for quite a while,

like they could have cast her in something like that.

And I also think of what is the girl that

was on Sense eight and then she was in that

Real L word. Is her name Jamie something, Jamie Clayton, Yes, something.

Speaker 2: Like that, Jamie Something.

Speaker 1: I don't want to say her last name is Clayton

because I don't remember, but I think it's Jamie.

Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, Like she's been acting for like quite a while. Yeah,

So I don't know. Sometimes it feels weird. I also

feel like it feels weird when someone I don't know.

It depends because I feel okay with Natasha Leone continuously

playing gay because she does a good job, have a

good job, and I feel like I'm like very attracted

to her as Nicky Nichols and Orange is any Black?

I just thought, why is she so hot?

Speaker 1: I'm just like, this is perfect, but she's doing a

good job and it feels like, you know, it's a

character who just happens to be a lesbian and not

like yeah and over the top like stereotypical y character,

which a lot of like again, like they just give

it to the famous celebrities and they're just like.

Speaker 2: Well, play a gay character, Yeah, you can do it, okay.

Speaker 3: Yeah. Because I also think of Charlie Sparren and Christina Ricci.

I think they are both straight, but they were lesbians

in one of my favorite movies that we talked about

on here, Monster, Yeah, and I thought they did good.

I think the reason I wanted to bring this up

is because I was really annoyed that Margaret Qually is

playing a lesbian again yeah, but that I don't think

she does that good of a job, and that she

specifically said she used Mattie Healy as her inspiration or

like whatever.

Speaker 1: And unless she's trying to be like a yeah yeah,

that's the only thing I can think of, she couldn't

use Shane like but maybe she likes lesbian research, Okay.

I just feel like she's just like an actual boy.

Speaker 2: Yeah. I just I thought that was so weird.

Speaker 3: I was like, this is just giving like the straightest

person ever, being like.

Speaker 4: I can be gay whatever anyway, So it can it

can be good and it can be bad if hands

on the situation.

Speaker 2: Yeah is there?

Speaker 3: Did you have like a hot take or a burning

desire for this movie?

Speaker 1: I did my hot take as a spoiler, So if

you want to watch this movie, don't listen to my

hot tape. Yeah, skip over the Kilns unless her is

a spoiler too. But I would say that I did

not like the m turned out to be the bad

guy because I do like Aubrey Paza and I think

she was hot in this movie, but she's also like

crazy in this movie. So I was a little disappointed

that it turned out she was the bad guy, because

you know.

Speaker 3: I had I wrote like seven hot takes on here,

but I'm not going to tell all of them, but

that is one of them. And my specific take was,

are they trying to say that butch or masculine of

center women are violent, because I don't like that. She

was specifically supposed to be this like butch cop character

and then she was like a killer, and I don't know,

It's there's other things that I thought were interesting in

this that kind of seemed.

Speaker 2: A little bit racist.

Speaker 3: With like the some of the kills with the latina.

Speaker 2: Talking about Hector. Yeah, Grandma, Yeah, that was awful.

Speaker 3: I thought some of the things were really, I know, weird, and.

Speaker 2: I don't know.

Speaker 4: I don't know.

Speaker 3: Maybe I'm going over my head and I don't understand

camp and be movies, but I don't think so I

think that this was actually.

Speaker 2: I think I know camp. I think I know camp.

I'm an expert at camp. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like this.

So but you know a hot take that's not that

hot that I did write down is uh.

Speaker 3: I love the like tall fem shorter mask vibe when

like because it reflects my life. But like when they

had like the like first like sex scene or whatever,

like after they got home, I was like, oh, why

is this so hot? Because like Margaret was all like

tall and then like and then MG was like shorter

but was like kind of like dominating her. And I

was like, I don't know, I like this. I don't

know why, but I was like my one positive.

Speaker 2: Only this is your only only positive thing. Yes, anyw, So.

Speaker 3: We'll take a quick break right now and when we

get back we'll get into the recap. So refill your

emotional support water bottle because you're gonna need it for

this weird and wild ride. Welcome back to But I'm

a Lesbian. This week we're discussing Honey don't Yes.

Speaker 2: So this movie is interesting.

Speaker 1: So it starts with this woman who we later find

out is a French woman.

Speaker 2: She yeah, I started with that. I know. I always

want to just like skip to them. But there's a woman.

Speaker 1: She sees the car crash and then she's like, let

me go take a dip in the river because evidence,

so we get this, she's obviously not a cop or anybody,

and this is also not honey. So she goes and

on her Oh my god, I'm gonna it's her like

little scooter. Oh yeah, yeah, so she takes off on that.

After she's just like, oh my god.

Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like a dead woman.

Speaker 1: I gotta go take a dip in the river, which

I'm like, Okay, you don't even know. This is supposed

to be Bakersfield and you're dipping yourself in the river.

I wouldn't do that here. I wouldn't do like anywhere.

Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just.

Speaker 1: Like a wa like it's just you don't know. I mean,

there's no sign I don't know, it's just weird water.

I don't know why she would do that. But anyway,

I'm like the movie, I don't I just don't get it.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: So so then we see Honey and she's in bed

with a woman and the one's like, oh my god,

that was great, and Honey's just like, oh, she got

a call, so she has to leave. She's like, you know,

the door, you know, lock it on the way out, like,

don't be here when I get back, because I guess.

Speaker 2: Yeah, basically like bye. Yeah, she's supposed to be like,

you know, non command on. You know, she's just like.

Speaker 3: Similar to her character in the other movie, but like.

Speaker 1: Like I guess, a more family yeah, sort of yeah,

no accent, but sort of an accent.

Speaker 3: And southern accent, even though she's supposed to be from Bakersfield,

which I don't get, okay, kind of like I think

they're making fun of Bakersfield, being like it's in California, yeah,

and it's close sale, but it's kind of like country.

Speaker 2: So they're just like they don't know what you are.

Speaker 1: Accent do a little southern thing with it. So then

she goes to the car cratch scene that we saw

earlier where the frenchwoman was investigating, and here's an annoying

detective man. But he's also Charlie Day. He's a funny actor.

So but he plays he plays an annoying man in

this he does.

Speaker 3: But he's really cool because he has my same birthday.

Speaker 2: Oh really.

Speaker 3: So not only is he an Aquarius, which makes him

he looks a very night aquarius, which means he's extra cool.

Speaker 2: Okay, so he gets a pass, but not for this movie.

Speaker 3: No, not this character.

Speaker 1: So he's clearly he's there to investigate the car crash

scene and Honey's like, oh, let me take a look,

and he's like, is this client one of yours? Or

is this lady one of your clients? And she's like nope.

And then he asked her out and she's like I

told you already, Marty.

Speaker 2: I like girls. And he's just like, oh my god,

you always say that, like you're so funny.

Speaker 3: Yeah.

Speaker 2: I was like, that's hilarious. Do you want to go out?

And she's just like, oh my god.

Speaker 3: You know.

Speaker 1: So she tells her secretary about the car crash and

she's like, the lady wasn't a client. Her name is Mia,

but she did reach out to her before she died

because she said that she needed help and that she

was scared. So she's like, this is really strange. You know,

car crash and it seems to be very like, you know, sketchy.

So also Billy Eichner disappearance for her clients, which if

you don't know, you know Billy on the street, let's

go lesbian. I was, yeah, I had to showy me

that because she's like, what do you mean and then

she's like, oh, I've seen that clip.

Speaker 2: I'm like yeah.

Speaker 1: But he's he's supposed to be Honey's client that wants

to know if his boyfriend is cheating on him, and

Honey's like, well, if you're here, he most likely is.

And he's like, no, I need details. I need to

know if, like who he's doing it with. So she

has a case, but she's also like, this is really

strange about me, so I should probably investigate.

Speaker 2: But she goes over to her sister, Heidi's house with

her many kids.

Speaker 1: I want to say she had the small one she

had Corinne, she had two other ones and then she

was pregnant with one, so like maybe four to five kids.

Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not trying to be a hater. But that's

too many kids.

Speaker 1: That is so many kids, and they're like just running

around and the little one wants to marry Honey and

she's like, no, it's illegal, we can't.

Speaker 2: No, it's weird. And then he's just like we're related.

Speaker 1: Yeah, She's like no, and the little kid's a little

kid and is like, but why not, Like we can

break the law. But I'm also like, okay, anyways, so yeah,

I guess making fun of, you know, the typical and

so karinn it goes off with her boyfriend and the mom,

as you can see, like has no control, and Honey's

just like you she's overwhelmed and she's a single mother

too at that, and Honey's just like, oh my god.

Speaker 2: She's like, don't say anything.

Speaker 1: She's like, I'm not gonna say anything, but clearly there

needs to be some more parental guidance there. So after

Honey goes to her contact MG, which is Aubrey Plaza,

and she's just like, you know, I'm talking to her

asking for Miya's parents address. And so she goes to

the parents' house and their country like full on country,

and she's just like I'm here because your daughter like

was gonna hire me, I'm a PI. And they're just

so shocked because they're like one of us hiring you, Like,

that's weird, we'd never do that, and so they talk

to her.

Speaker 2: They have no idea why their daughter would do that.

She asked to see the.

Speaker 1: Bedroom and she bowls out a gown, which obviously there's

she's going to church, but then there's.

Speaker 2: Like a little like BDSM.

Speaker 5: Gear thing all about and she's just like huh, and

their parents are just like, yeah, we she started going

to church, but we don't really know what church.

Speaker 1: And then we see Chris Evans playing a sleazy reverend

Drew and he's like having sex is weird sex scene

with this woman that he wants to like have her

hold the mirror and so he can like see him

fucking her. But he's saying that it's like bringing them

closer to God, which is so weird.

Speaker 2: But yeah, we we now we.

Speaker 1: Know that that's the church that Mea was going to,

and he's also pretty corrupt. He smuggles drugs and obviously

his church doesn't know, and he likes to have sex

with all the members that are women there.

Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, which is pretty you know, spot on for.

Speaker 1: So I'm not trying to alienate anybody, but you know,

it's okay. So Hector, which is one of Drew's guys,

is like obviously selling drugs and there's a guy that's

like trying to buy the drugs and he's like, I

don't have I have like a tab. But Hector's like,

well no, they said you didn't pay the tab, so

you need to pay this time.

Speaker 2: And he's like, why I don't have money and I'm.

Speaker 1: Supposed to go to this party, so can I just

get the drugs and then I'll pay you next time?

Speaker 2: And Hector's like.

Speaker 1: Uh, not really, and he's just like, okay, how about

you give me the drugs and I'll suck your dick

and the Hector's like hmmm no, And so they end

up fighting and Hector is like frantic and runs him over,

and which is like it escalated.

Speaker 3: Pretty quickly, doesn't he run him over twice?

Speaker 2: Yes, he's like.

Speaker 1: Trying to get away and he goes over once and

then he's like, oh my god. He goes back and

then he's like oh my god, and I'm like, okay,

he's really dead at this point, like you know, he

just punched him at first, but then he's just like,

oh my god, like is he dead. So then we

find out that that is Billy Eickner. I think his

name is mister Sickfreed in this movie, but they never

gave his first name.

Speaker 2: She just says like, mister, I don't whatever.

Speaker 1: Yeah, but Billy Eichner is like crying because his boyfriend's dead,

and we find out that's the guy that Hector killed

and yeah, and so.

Speaker 2: He was cheating.

Speaker 1: I mean, obviously he was, but he was also one

of you knows, he's not really a good person, but

he died and that's still sad, and you know, and

he's just like, Okay, anyways, I'm done with this. I've

gotten nowhere on any of these leads. And so she's like,

get me MG's I think I said MJ earlier, Sorry

not MJG.

Speaker 2: Yeah, MJ's number.

Speaker 1: And so she's like, get me her number, and she

meets She meets up with her at this bar and

here is a very crazy scene. They're sitting down, they're

talking and immediately Aubrey Plaza MG starts fingering. She starts fingering, honey,

and this very public bar with like all these people

around and they're just like having a conversation and but

they're like tying it together with her being fingered, and

Honey's just like, oh my god, you know the bartenders.

Speaker 2: Like yeah, She's just like wow.

Speaker 1: And so something about like knitting and then like crocheting,

and it's just so weird and I'm like, why are

you doing this in public?

Speaker 2: But also MG's a cop, but she doesn't really care

she's in her uniform.

Speaker 3: I know.

Speaker 2: That's the other thing where I'm like, am I being

a prude?

Speaker 3: But also I'm literally like I feel like it's scary

because there's so many like men there and I want

to do that different.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like this. I don't want to yuck

people's young.

Speaker 3: Like I understand that people are some people that are boars,

but I just feel like, especially in like a small

town like Bakersfield, that they're making a point is like

kind of like country. It seems really risky to do

anything gay. Like I wouldn't even be making out like

in the last episode the people making out in Florida,

Like I would be uncomfortable to do that there, ye,

because I would be afraid that men would try to

like involve themselves.

Speaker 2: Yeah, you can see it's clearly nothing.

Speaker 3: But men, there are times when I used to go

out and dance, like back in the day. Which question,

do gen z really not dance at the bars or

is that just something people say on TikTok.

Speaker 2: Some places, yes, they do dance.

Speaker 1: Other places know, it's really like some dancing like for

five minutes or like, and then the rest are just

like hanging out talking or they're like, you know.

Speaker 3: Like I wearing comfortable shoes, So it seems like you

would be dancing more than millennials because we were all

wearing heels and we were dancing.

Speaker 2: Okay, that's the thing.

Speaker 1: Like the places that I've been to, they have been dancing,

and I'm like dancing because I'm like, yeah, you know,

like going here.

Speaker 2: We're dancing. But then it gets so crowded and it

gets so annoying that people.

Speaker 1: Are literally like all over you, and I I hate that.

And then I'm just like I want to go over here.

And then I'm just dancing off in this corner, all weird,

and then like the drunkness wears off and then I'm

like sober dancing.

Speaker 2: Which is fun too, but obviously.

Speaker 1: Then it's like it's like a weird side off area

and everyone's just like talking and like, you know, they're

doing their thing, and yeah, so I mean there is

truth to that. There is truth to that.

Speaker 2: I don't know, bring back dancing.

Speaker 3: I know I love dancing, but I was gonna say, Also,

like me backing up, why I would be afraid to

be doing gay sex in public in a bar, or

even to be making out in public in a bar

is like I've been drunk. When we would go to

bars and dance and I would be trying to make

out with what or we would be making out and

men were always being super creepy, like they would try

to get involved, or they would be like, oh, like

why are you gonna grab her boobs? Neck like that,

like weird stuff, like they involve themselves. So I feel

like it's like it's weird to be doing everything I wouldn't.

Men shouldn't be around if yeah, men shouldn't be near

you shouldn't be around.

Speaker 2: Yeah. And also it's very like it's very quick what happens,

Like she literally sits down and then they just automatically

know like they're gonna fuck, but she's just like, let's

start it right here, right now.

Speaker 1: Yeah, the bar.

Speaker 3: Is that the first time they met or did they

know they kind of before because I was confused.

Speaker 1: So that's her contact at the police department. So I'm

guessing they have met, but maybe they've never had sex before,

because then she's like, I don't have her personal number,

so let me get her personal number. And obviously, MG,

maybe there's not a lot of lesbian women in Bakersfield.

Obviously knows Honey because she's like very vocal about being

a lesbian. So she's like, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna

have sex, you.

Speaker 3: Know, gonna happen.

Speaker 2: It's gonna happen right here in this bar.

Speaker 1: So she tells the bartender like okay, no, we're we're

about ready to leave. And then there's that sex scene

that you were talking about. They go back to Honey's.

Speaker 2: And I did like that too. I was like, oh,

how nice.

Speaker 1: Okay, they're doing that. I'm like, finally they moved somewhere private.

Speaker 3: I guess I have another question. Yeah, Okay, I watched

like not a very clear version of this. Okay, is

this the scene where they made such a big deal

about the coconut oil what Okay, I kept seeing on

TikTok people talking about like this interview that they did,

how like they had to like make sure that like

so that her fingers would look wet like that.

Speaker 2: AU kept it being.

Speaker 3: Her fingers in like coconut oil out of the scene.

Did they like show that in this scene because I

couldn't see it from the way that I was watching it.

But I was like, where is the scene where we're

supposed to see like coconut oil wet fingers or was

not the bar scene? Because she did like lick her fingers.

She did like the bars, so maybe that's what that was.

Speaker 2: Okay, maybe I bring that up, But I was like

I kept I was like watching.

Speaker 3: I was like, oh, when is this thing that people

kept talking about? But the version I saw was not

super like HD, So it was like, I don't know

if I miss things. Okay, I did see like a

lot of anal bead stuff.

Speaker 1: Yeah, there were a lot of anal bed That's what

I'm like trying to think back because they're making out

and then they go to the bed and then obviously

MG starts going down on honey, and I'm just like,

oh my god, she's like, well, then she's just like,

oh my gosh, and then she like tries to turn

it onto MG and then they get she gets handcuffs,

Like all I see is are reached for the handcuffs.

Speaker 2: And then.

Speaker 1: There's that part where yeah, I don't remember any like

fingers that were like glistening.

Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe I know, yeah, I don't know

I remember this specifically. People kept talking about this interview

where they were like, you know, originally I think that

the sex scenes were like not supposed to be that graphic,

but both Margaret and Aubrey were like, it's fine, we

want to do it.

Speaker 2: There was a pure sniffle for Aubrey. Oh yeah, I

don't know if she has that in your life.

Speaker 1: I actually don't know. I did not research that, you guys.

I'm sorry, but.

Speaker 2: I was just like, oh my god, how cool. I

feel like I remember that now, but I forgot. Okay,

I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1: I was just like where is this scene? Met before

talking to about like did you remember it? And I

am trying to like think back to it and I don't.

But they have sex, and so then the next day,

Honey gets a knock at her door and it's Karen,

her niece, and Karen has a black guy, and she's

like the oldest, she's the oldest one kid. Yeah, that's

you know. She's Honey's like, oh my god, what's going on?

And Kurtinn's just like, you know, he didn't mean to

he loves me, he just got upset with me. And

obviously Honey's like, no, I keep telling you. He's older,

he's dangerous, he's just not for you. He's literally hitting you,

you know. And then MG comes out and it's just

like inserting herself this conversation, and Honey tells Krin like, yeah,

she's a cop, you know, and she's like, oh my god,

You're not going to report this, are you? And MG's

like no, and basically says like victim like people like

her never end up reporting.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: Yeah, she like says something weird, which I'm like, that's

not the right attitude to have as a cop. And also,

why didn't Honey say anything like yeah you probably should Krinn,

don't speak to my niece that way.

Speaker 2: This is she's clearly like in a vulnerable state. So

I didn't like that scene.

Speaker 1: But then MG's like, I have to get ready for work,

you know, so then Honey makes Kri Karen tells Honey,

I won't see him again, because Honey's like, if you like,

I will have to tell your mom, but I won't

tell your mom this time, but I'm gonna tell her.

And so Krin's like, I obviously don't want my mom

to know because all she does is yell at me.

Speaker 2: And so.

Speaker 1: Honey meets with Drew and obviously he hits on her

because he's just like, oh my god. First of all,

what's a private investigator doing here? But then one of

his like guys is like, oh, she's hot though, and

he's like, oh, okay, like send her back.

Speaker 2: And then yeah, I like send her back. Pretty privilege

how she gets back in there because.

Speaker 1: At first he's like what the fuck, like what what

does she want? And then he's just like, I don't know.

Do you want me to tell her like fuck off?

And he's like no. But then obviously he lets her

back when he finds out that she's hot, and so

she's trying to ask questions.

Speaker 2: Like did you know Mia like hired me? Was Mia

in trouble? What's going on?

Speaker 1: And he keeps being really rude and saying like, let's

have a drink and she's like no, and he's like,

let's go out, let's go for dinner, and she's like no,

answer the questions, and so basically he's like, basically he's saying, no,

I don't know why. She's like, I thought it was

just a car crash. Why are you investigating it? And

she's just like, because this is really suspicious.

Speaker 2: So you know what to call it?

Speaker 1: I think I skipped apart here. I definitely did skip

apart because after Hector kills Billy, Aikner's boyfriend Drew is

informed of this and then Drew is like, oh my god,

kill him. And the guy's like the bartender and he's like, no,

kill Hector.

Speaker 2: Yeah, And the guy's.

Speaker 1: Really upset about it because he likes Hector, but he's like,

all right, I have to kill Hector. And then there's

an awful scene where Hector's at home with his grandma

and he's just like, let me go get the laundry outside,

and then he feels like something's off, so he runs

in and he sees his grandma literally dead, and he's like,

oh my god. And then that guy's like fighting Hector,

and it seems like Hector's winning because he shoots him,

and there's like the whole scene and Hector runs out

and is literally interrupting Drew's threesome with two.

Speaker 2: Other women, and he's like how could you do that?

Speaker 1: Like why did you kill my grandma? And Drew's like,

oh my god, put the gun down, like it's okay,

and then Hector shoots with his eyes closed, but then

they somehow none of them get shot, and then Drew

ends up killing Hector, and it's like, oh my god,

like this is ruining my business here.

Speaker 3: I know, I know. So then I feel like at

some point in there, we basically confirmed that what you

said that Drew, Reverend Drew or whatever is like leading

this like drug thing. Yeah, so he's like the ringleader

of this drug stuff.

Speaker 1: Yeah, not a not a very good person. But we

don't know if he was seeing me. I mean we're

assuming so because she had that budsm thing.

Speaker 3: So we're like, okay, showing that he's fucking all in.

Speaker 1: The same, like get up, yeah, and like I don't know,

he's like it's weird, like you know, don't lose each

other now, like this is bringing us closer to God,

and so we assumed that maybe he had something to

do with me because he just killed Hector, and Hector's grandma,

well he ordered for that, so yeah, what.

Speaker 3: The grandma did she Yeah, she did nothing.

Speaker 2: She was just there. It was just a lady, I know.

And I really wanted Hector to survive, but he didn't.

So then after Honey met with This was after Honey

I had met with her. This was before Honey met

with Drew. And he hits on her and she's like, ill, no,

get out of here.

Speaker 1: And then she's like, I'd rather go home to my

dildo doesn't have a creep attached to it, and so

obviously you know there's a tilted tilt obsession.

Speaker 2: Yeah, the dildo obsession.

Speaker 1: And so then Honey and MG have sex again, and

that's the fire.

Speaker 2: Maybe that's about the anal beats. Yes, that's the anal

beats part.

Speaker 1: Well, the first time she was washing them, but then

the second time around, she like kind of pulls them

out from MG, and I'm she's like, oh my god,

and she's like, did you see Heaven?

Speaker 2: And she's like no, Maybe what did she say Palmdale?

I don't remember, maybe something funny.

Speaker 1: And then she's like we'll try to get you to

at least Mer said next time.

Speaker 2: I was gonna say my deskto but I'm like some

random yeah.

Speaker 1: And so then MG basically starts going on about women

that cry after having sex, and she's just like, I

don't know why they do that, and I don't even

want them to explain to me why they do that

because their reason would just piss me off. But the

and she like trauma dumps to Honey about how her

dad would like be very violent with her and beat her.

And then Honey's like, oh, was he a cop like you?

And she's like no, actually he was in the military

and he died overseas. And then she's like, can we

have sex again? Don't worry, I'll leave next time, I'll

leave this time, and Honey's like, fuck it all right,

She's like sure, I guess so, so they obviously have

sex again, and then the next morning or we'll no.

Kurinn works at this fast food place and she sees

this guy that she says is a homeless guy, but

he's like weird because he's staring at her, and so

she yeah, he's like just sitting there with like his coffee,

but like staring at her, and she's like, oh my god,

that guy like keeps staring at me, and the coworkers like, no,

he's just homeless. He's just drinking his coffee, you know,

he's just yeah, it's weird, but I mean he's just

a homeless guy.

Speaker 2: And Kurin's not convinced.

Speaker 1: So then she gets off of work and it's late

at night and she's at the bus stop and that

guy comes over and is just standing near her, like

literally a couple feet away, and he's just staring and

she's just like what the fuck.

Speaker 2: And he's just like hey, He's.

Speaker 1: Just like like hey there, and she like runs away

because she's like, what the fuck.

Speaker 2: Didn't he say I love you? Oh my god?

Speaker 3: No, No, he says I love you to Honey. Oh no,

I thought he said I love you to Korinna at

this part.

Speaker 2: No, he just says like hello, he says.

Speaker 3: Fun in my mind because I thought he said I.

Speaker 2: Love you and then she ran away.

Speaker 1: No, he says I love you to Honey like when

she opens the door, because she looks at him. Because

then the next morning, Heidi's like, oh my god, Karine

is missing, and Honey's like oh, like, what the fuck?

Like I told her not to go back there with

her that boyfriend, and Heidie gets pissed and there's a

knock at her door and Honey opens it and she's like,

what the fuck. It's the homeless guy and he's just

like I love you, and she's like, hold on, I

gotta call you back, which we now find out is

her dad. And she's just like, oh my god, what

are you doing here? And he's just like trying to

gaslight her into giving him for beating Honey and Heidi

and the mom. And she's just like, oh my god,

I'm so sorry. I must have confused you with beating

us with something else because he's just like I never.

Speaker 3: Meant to her, you yeah, And she's just getting like,

look what you made me do basically, yeah, I didn't

want to.

Speaker 1: But he's just like, you know, I don't know why

I did that, but I'm here now, and you're gonna regret,

not like forgiving me, you know.

Speaker 2: And she's just like, oh my god.

Speaker 1: And then he mentions that he saw Krinn and she's

like you saw her where? And he's like I try

to talk to her and she's like, well, no, does

she ran away from you because you look creepy.

Speaker 2: And you didn't introduce yourself. You just said like you

just you literally were staring at her.

Speaker 3: Yeah.

Speaker 1: So then yeah, which is weird, like why would you

not say like And he also got her name wrong.

He called her Karina and she's like, you mean Krinn

Heidie's daughter and he's like oh yeah. So Honey's like okay,

well fuck, let me go searching for her. And she

has a suspicion that maybe she must have like gone

to Drew's church.

Speaker 3: Reverend around the corner from yeah or something.

Speaker 1: Yeah, and also like maybe she's like, Okay, maybe she

just needed some guidance or something, or she was feeling

really freaked out and.

Speaker 3: Yeah, like oh, a safe place would be like this church.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: So she's like you know, and plus he's also pretty

shady and he's like she thinks he's responsible at least

for MIA's death and he's a weirdo. But she first

goes over to Karin's boyfriend's trailer and beats the shit

out of him. Yeah, and then he did deserve it

because he beat her. So but she's just like, have

you seen Karen And he's like, no, I haven't, you know,

since she's like since the last time you beat her

and he's like, yeah, was actually not.

Speaker 2: That I think about it.

Speaker 1: And so then she's like oh fuck, and she's searching

and she cannot find her because she's like, oh my god.

Speaker 2: But then she decides to go over to.

Speaker 1: MG's house and is like, maybe MG can help me

because she's a cop and you know, why would she

not be able to not help me.

Speaker 2: So MG's house is really weird.

Speaker 1: It's like really like, you know, it's like older, and

it looks like nothing has been changed.

Speaker 3: Yeah, it looked like the have you seen Pearl? Yeah, okay,

it's the house like in Pearl or in it's the

same house in yet it looked like.

Speaker 2: That look like a very creepy house.

Speaker 3: But also the door was open, so I mean on

the inside, the outside didn't look like that, but yeah,

the alside looked pretty normal.

Speaker 2: Actually yeah, but the inside.

Speaker 1: Honeylake opens the door because it's left open, and there's

a parrot, and she's like, oh, what the fuck?

Speaker 2: Like the parrot is cute, but she's also like what

the fuck?

Speaker 1: This is her house? Like, okay, kind of weird. So

she like starts looking around, and she looks at the yearbook,

which I don't know what it's her first thing to

go for, but she is like, MG, MG, I'm so sorry,

but I keep saying MG.

Speaker 2: I'm trying to make a conscious note to say it MG,

but MJ wants to come out so bad. So she

is like looking at the yearbook and she sees MG's

like little senior quote and she's just like, Okay, that's weird.

And then all of a sudden, MG comes in like

a tank top and she looks kind of like dirty

or like pajamas kind of. But then she's like, what

are you doing here? And she's like, oh, well, like

the door was.

Speaker 1: Open, and she's like she's like, if the door was open,

so I came in, and you know, I like, obviously

Honey's a little freaked out because the vibes are weird.

Something's off, and MG's like acting weird as well, and

Honey's like, well, Kurin's missing, like I thought, you know,

you might be able to help or whatever, like.

Speaker 2: Like this is your house cool?

Speaker 1: And MG's very weirdly like ashamed of it kind of

because she's like, I see the way you like you

had that look on your face, like my house isn't

good enough for you, or you're judging me, And Honey's like,

hold on, I never said any.

Speaker 3: Of that, Like she seemed like she was projecting a

lot of her own insecurities about her house, because I

was like, what the fuck, I don't she I didn't

even say any that she was acting like she didn't

look like she was like, ill look at this old house,

Like I didn't think she looked like that.

Speaker 2: No, Literally, she obviously has issues.

Speaker 1: She does, because Honey was just surprised that MG was there,

but also that I mean, MG should have been a

little more surprised at Honey Bean in her house because

you know, I mean they've only had sex or not

in a relationship. So anyways, MG starts going on this

rant about like people judging her, and Honey's like, I swear,

I'm not judging you, and Honey notices two cups and

a kettle, and she's like sees the green lipstick on

one of the cups, and she's like, oh my god,

that's Karan's lipstick. Because throughout the film, Karin's wearing green lipstick,

and so MG obviously notices this, and they start fighting,

and MG starts going on her little like rant saying

that like, my dad didn't die overseas, I killed him

right where you're stand.

Speaker 2: And you're gonna be next.

Speaker 1: And Honey's just like, oh fuck, and so they start fighting.

Speaker 2: Honeywins.

Speaker 1: She kills MG, and then she also did get stabs,

so she's like kind of bleeding out and the next

thing she wakes up and she sees Heidi and she

sees Karen. She saved the day, and she's just like,

oh my god, thank goodness, like.

Speaker 2: I got here in time.

Speaker 1: So MG was the killer she was responsible for was

gonna be Krin's you know, eventual death, because she goes

after women like that. She was responsible for MIA's death

and two other sex workers because she just.

Speaker 2: Yeah, hers women.

Speaker 3: Yes, was something like women that are victims are allowing

themselves to be victims and they're putting themselves in the

situation to be victimized.

Speaker 1: Which is what she thought Karen was doing because Krinn

didn't want to.

Speaker 3: Report and she felt like she was better because her

dad like was abusive. But then she killed him. Yeah,

and she rose other women that don't do what she did.

She's gonna kill him instead, It's weird because she should

if she was like less mentally ill, would have made

more sense if she became more like a dexter and

killed the bad people that were victimizing the women, But

instead she was like, oh these women.

Speaker 2: She's like, kill these fucking women.

Speaker 3: So I feel like it's kind of hinting at that

toxic masculinity that exists in the lesbian community that we've

kind of spoken on before. So I feel like they

were kind of trying to put that out there. But

the thing that it doesn't work because this movie, and

I've seen other people say this too, this movie seems

like a movie for straight people about queer people. And

if you're making a movie for straight people, then I

don't think getting into the leads about little issues within

specific sub sects of the queer community is the best idea,

because I feel like straight people they don't know all

of that, and they just are like, okay, so lesbians

are bad they murder people, Like, don't do that.

Speaker 1: She's like, this lesbian is masculine and therefore a bad person,

so she will be the murderer.

Speaker 3: Yes, I'm like, oh no, this is this is going

to go straight right over straight people's heads that have

straight people that have like no like connection to the

queer community. Yeah.

Speaker 2: Yeah, so no, but it's it's true though.

Speaker 1: That's why I was upset at MG being the killer

because I was like, I thought, maybe her and Honeywood

end up together if she wasn't, you know, the murderer.

Speaker 2: And trying to kill her niece. But meanwhile, before all.

Speaker 1: Of that, Drew has sex with the French lady. That is,

we now know he's doing business with the French and

selling their drugs.

Speaker 2: Yeah, they have sex.

Speaker 1: And then she kills Drew because she's like, this partnership

is over. There's too many deaths surrounding you and we

can't have that.

Speaker 2: I should kill you. Yeah, She's like, I'm going to

kill you after I have sex with you.

Speaker 3: And then like black widow.

Speaker 2: Oh there that I want to say, the.

Speaker 1: And then the black we are being fact checked, yeses,

So I thought that was kind of like a little

in between things.

Speaker 2: And even though he wasn't responsible for.

Speaker 1: Any of the debts, he was just like a shitty person.

He was not responsible except for hectors and the grandma

that was. But he wasn't responsible at least for Mia

and you know what Honey thought. And so, yeah, Honey

recovers Marty Charlie Day. The detective still asked her out

and she's just like, oh my god, no, like please,

and he's just like.

Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right.

Speaker 1: And then Honey's in her car and up comes the

like French woman on her little mop head and they

look at each other and Honey's basically like, oh my god,

like what's your name?

Speaker 2: Like where are you going?

Speaker 1: She's like the airport and Honey's like, well, what time

is your flight? And the French lady's like, I want

to say her name is Cher, but like chere or

something share and so she she wasn't, She's just a

French lady. And so basically they're flirting and Honey's just like, yeah,

I'm over my partner.

Speaker 2: And that's how the film ends. Yeah.

Speaker 1: Yeah, so I can see now redoing that recap how

the plot doesn't really make sense or it's like all

over the place.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 3: I felt like that's why we kind of talked about this,

like which one we hated least or which one we

hated more, And I said, I hate Honey Don't more

than I hate driveaway dolls, which is crazy because when

I first got Drive Away Dolls, I was like, I

fucking hate this movie, and then the second time I

watched it, I was And then I watched this after

I was like, oh no, I really hate Honey Don't.

But I think it was like because they threw the whole,

the whole like drug thing was like a Red Herring

type of thing, like it was just to make you

think it was that but it wasn't. But I kept

getting like kind of like, I don't know, I was

like confused, and I don't know.

Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I was pretty relevant. Oh surprisingly,

I disliked Driveway Dolls more than Honey Don't. Yeah, yeah,

that's just you know.

Speaker 3: I did think that Margaret Qualley's character was a lot

less annoying in Honey Don't than her character.

Speaker 2: And I agree, yeah, I agree.

Speaker 3: So that kind of leads us to munch merged murder.

So and I'll answer this one first this time, because

I kept putting you on the spot, so we didn't

even mention one of the characters. Oh yeah, but I'll

talk about it a little. So the options are Honey

MG and Spider. Spider is the like assistant to Honey

like she works at the place, and she has like

a little mullet, like yeah.

Speaker 2: It's like a little mullet.

Speaker 3: Yeah, and so I will Okay, I feel like I

should have put the French lady in here, but I

forgot about her.

Speaker 2: Okay. So I would probably.

Speaker 3: Merge with Honey because her character was not that annoying.

She was she was fine. And then I would munch

Spider and I would murder MG because she's evil.

Speaker 2: She's killing women.

Speaker 1: Yeah, there's just no excuse for that. There's nothing about that.

I feel like I'm sort of the same way. I

think I would murder MG. I would merge with Honey

and then munch Spider.

Speaker 2: Yeah, sees.

Speaker 3: What would you rate this movie on a scale of

one to five cherries.

Speaker 2: I want to save one out of five.

Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah too. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, if some people are

really big fans or something. I did something that I

thought was funny that I feel like we need to

note is that the time period that this was set

was so confusing to me. But I think it was

like just making fun of Bakersfield the whole time, because well,

first of all, it was so obviously not filmed in Bakersfield,

because it looked like the desert, like it was filmed

in New Mexico, and that made sense because it looked

like it. But I was like, oh, maybe that's part

of like it being a B movie. Like they were like, haha,

it's obviously not where it's supposed to be.

Speaker 2: I don't know. But then also everybody's fashion was so

over the place. Yeah, so everywhere I.

Speaker 3: Thought it was also the nineties because of like that's

what I thought, yes, because some of the clothes that

that Honey would wear were kind of like they were

like something I would have I would thrift and would

be like, this is cute, but I wouldn't.

Speaker 2: I don't know.

Speaker 3: She didn't strike me as necessarily like a thrift queen.

Speaker 2: But she doesn't go thrifting on her day, I don't know.

Speaker 3: And then but Spider had like kind of like a

weird mullet, so I was like, okay, so it's like

the nineties. But yeah, so we found out that it

was in present day because.

Speaker 2: You were being fact checked. Oh it is. It is

takes place current day and was filmed in New Mexico.

Speaker 3: Yeah, so obviously not Bakersfield. If anyone's been to Bakersfield,

you know it does not look like New Mexico. I've

never been to New Mexico, but.

Speaker 2: I have and it doesn't. I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 3: It was weird, but yeah, the only I literally was

googling the whole time trying to figure out what the

setting was, and it just kept telling me it's set

in Bakersfield, and I was like, I need to know

the time, like time period. But then yeah, the yearbook

was from two thousand bars about the yearbook.

Speaker 1: Oh okay, see, so I did not pay attention to

the yearbook, did you see the No, I did see, well,

I didn't pay attention to the like year of it.

But Billy Ackner was wiping down the seat and he's like,

COVID's still around, you know, So I'm like, it must

take place.

Speaker 3: Yes, okay, I didn't notice that. But at some point

there was a car with a Maga sticker.

Speaker 2: So I was like, I didn't notice that either.

Speaker 3: I think it was in like the trail where the

guy parts the trailer, the bad guy, the not the

one of the bad the beater, the Kirn's boyfriend. Yes,

one of the cars had a Maga sticker on it,

so I was like, oh, this is like present day ish,

and then I saw that her yearbook was from two

thousand and five, so I was like, oh, okay, so they're

supposed to be like in their thirties.

Speaker 2: So and I did like her.

Speaker 1: Honey, after she beats up Krin's boyfriend, she sticks a

little like magnetic bumper sticker. This says, I have a

vagina and I vote.

Speaker 3: I forgot okay, So I just felt like I needed

to mention that because I don't know. It was just

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Speaker 1: Welcome back and get ready for our next segment. Current obsessions.

Speaker 2: So fun. What is your obsession?

Speaker 3: Girl?

Speaker 2: I always have Okay, so I have two.

Speaker 3: So I'm trying not to make them always be like

a food or but one of them is another drink.

So I recently, okay, I don't like boba. I like

pop in boba, but I don't like traditional boba because

it's chewy. I don't like the texture. But I have

I do like to go to like boba shops because

I like to get like the milk teas obviously with

an alternative milk and with no boba in it. And

my wife really loves boba. So anyway, so I we

went to this place that has like poke bowls, and

I don't eat fish obviously, but I love poke bowls

because you can get them with tofu and then you

can get like plapinias and pineapple and like all you know,

rice and all of the delicious things. Anyway, so but

they also had boba there, and I was like, oh cool,

because have you ever heard of like tiger milk boba

or like tiger milk milk teah, Okay, have.

Speaker 2: You ever had it? No?

Speaker 3: But I've heard of it, okay, So I I had

always heard of it, and I didn't know what it was.

So I looked it up and it said it's just

like a brown sugar milk tea, and so I just

got I ordered that with oat milk because I love

like brown sugar shaky espresses, like my goat drink at Scarbies,

and so I was like okay, and then I got

it and it was so disappointing. But I think the

person made it wrong because it tasted like caramel and

it tasted like coffee, like I swear she made me

like a caramel macchiato with boba.

Speaker 2: I said, no boba.

Speaker 3: Anyway, it was weird. And then my wife got a

Macha thing. She's in her Maha era again. She goes

through that every few years, so she got a Masha

thing with boba. But she said the bobo was like overcooked,

and so anyway, I was like, this sucks because I

have a feeling that I would really like this drink

if it was made correctly.

Speaker 1: Yeah.

Speaker 3: So anyway, then we went to this new boba place

like a week or two after that, and my wife

got the most delicious drink and I got the most

delicious drink. And now we're obsessed with both of these drinks,

so we can't up going to this freaking place. They

have like the little stamp cards, so you get like

a free drink. After a while, we're gonna fill it

up so fast. So what she's been getting is like

a banana macha with oat milk and boba. It really

is very good. It's like the perfect amount of sweetness.

And what I got is I ask them what is

in their Tiger tea Tiger milk tea, and they were like, oh,

it's like a it's like this non dairy like creamer.

I don't know what the brand is, but I looked

and it doesn't have dairy in it and and brown

sugar syrup and uh, oh my god. It's so fucking good.

It tastes like Ti tea almost, and I love Tis tea.

So usually when I go to Bobo places, a lot

of times they have a Ti tea, so I'll get

like a Tai tea with coconut milk. But this tastes

like a Ti tea, but like slightly different. It has

like a little more of like a black tea flavor.

Speaker 2: I don't know. So good. I'm like addicted.

Speaker 3: So that's what it is. It's the Tiger Milk milk teas.

My other obsession is because I was trying to think

of something that's not a food or a drink. Is

I've been rewatching pen fifteen.

Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's just so funny. It's so funny.

Speaker 3: Okay, if if anyone hasn't watched it, you should watch it.

But I don't know if it I mean, you said

it was funny the episodes you've seen.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I've I'm starting it and I watched up to

like five episodes.

Speaker 2: Yeah, and I liked it.

Speaker 3: I thought it was funny, okay, because I was like,

I don't know if it hits the same or it

hits as well if you're like older or younger than

the like specific group, because they're supposed to be They're

supposed to be thirteen in two thousand, and I would

I was ten in two thousand, so like I really

you were like yeah, I was, like I related to

so many of the things, so and.

Speaker 2: I I just think they're so funny. Like wait, did

you see that? Wait?

Speaker 3: What were we gonna ask?

Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I don't remember if I watched

it in order out of order, I don't know, but

that one episode, oh spoiler, By the way, if you

don't want to, you know where Maya is with other

at the basement and she like takes a can of

the like fucking.

Speaker 2: Beer. No, not the beer, the oh my god, the

whip cream.

Speaker 1: She like stuffs, she sniffs the air, she hurts or whatever,

and then she like passes out and she wakes up.

Speaker 2: Have you seen that part? Yeah, but I'm not since

I've rewatched. And that's why part just.

Speaker 1: Made me laugh because she was just like whoa. It

was so crazy. Guys like they were all like whoa.

Speaker 2: She's like so cool. I just remember I was laughing.

Speaker 3: I can't we could not stop laughing at I don't

know if you've seen the episode where like.

Speaker 2: Maya discovers masturbation. No, I haven't seen that episode. So

fucking funny.

Speaker 3: She can't stop and like she's a flaw and she's like, Anna,

I have to go to the bathroom. And she's like, oh,

I'll come with you. And she's like, no, I have

to do like a really like I have to do

a poop. And she's like it's okay. She's like, no,

it's gonna be really easy. It's because she wants to

go masturbate in the bathroom and she doesn't want I

try to be in there so anyway, at some point,

like she's like about to like come and then like

my Anna walks in and is like, oh my god,

maya blah blah blah happened.

Speaker 2: And she's like oh and she's like, whoa, it doesn't

even smell like poop in here anyway.

Speaker 3: It's so funny makes me laugh because it's like, at

some point I feel like everyone realized these things, right, like,

oh my god, why does it like feel good if

I do this?

Speaker 2: And so it's just like funny.

Speaker 3: And also it reminds me of Chelsea Handler's book, one

of her books, the only one I read or started

to read. I think it was the first one she

talked about when she went through like this masturbation phase

when she was like a kid and she didn't know

it was inappropriate to do it like in the living room.

Oh yeah, Chelsea won't stop masturbayed behind the couch.

Speaker 2: It me laugh. But pen fifteen is really funny. It

has Anna.

Speaker 3: What's her last name? Anna?

Speaker 2: Is it Anna? Okay?

Speaker 3: Well, there's Maya Erskine who is also in I Forgot.

Speaker 2: I don't know her last name.

Speaker 3: Maya Erskine is in also the Like show of mister

and Missus Smith or whatever. She's like she's Angelina Joli

or whatever, but in the show vers oh that's cool.

Speaker 2: Yeah, and then Anna.

Speaker 3: Is like her like actual friend and they made this

show together whatever. I can't remember her last name, but

in this it's.

Speaker 2: So to watch. You need to watch it.

Speaker 3: I do. My probably favorite of all the episodes was

this weird animated episode that they did.

Speaker 2: They did it during.

Speaker 3: COVID because I think they were like allowed to like film,

so they did this animated episode. It's so funny. It's

like they go to Florida on a trip with the dad. Anyway,

what are you okay?

Speaker 2: I was like, because in the show it's.

Speaker 3: Anna Kohne and I know it's kind of close, but

I couldn't remember.

Speaker 2: Yeah, that was pretty close.

Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Pen fifteen is really funny and everybody should

watch it and I will finish watching the Resident.

Speaker 3: Yes, it's so funny. Okay, tell me you're sorry. I

rambled about no.

Speaker 2: You're okay.

Speaker 1: For some reason when you were talking about your obsession

with the like tiger t Boba, I thought you were

gonna say I hated boba, but now I'm obsessed with

it and I was like, oh wow, what a turnaround,

but you were like, no, I still hate it now.

Speaker 2: I tried it.

Speaker 3: I tried it because I heard this thing about how

your tease buds changed like every seven years or something

like that, and so I hadn't had Boba since like

a long time ago, probably like twenty thirteen. So I

tried it like a month ago. I still don't like it.

Speaker 1: Some things don't change, Yeah, And Boba's one of those

free you like bob right, I do like Boba.

Speaker 2: I love Boba.

Speaker 1: I like the popping one too. I like the regular one.

I love the regular one more. I don't know, there's

just something about it.

Speaker 3: Well, I loves it too.

Speaker 2: It's so good. I'm like, maybe that should be my No,

it's yeah.

Speaker 1: So my obsession is finding plants that my rabbits and

my cat are not, like they're not alertic to or

it's not toxic for them. And there's there's some crossover

with like plants that they're allowed to like be around

and if they so happen to eat it, they're gonna

be okay.

Speaker 2: But like if they eat it a lot, then they'll

just get like diarrhea.

Speaker 1: They won't die, but there's others that are like they're

more toxic for cats than rabbits. Like I was looking

and they're like, all of these shouldn't be consumed, but

if they do, it most likely will just lead to

like gas and diarrhea problems. But leading to gas problems

for rabbits can lead them to gi sasis and that

means they could die. So I wouldn't really want them to, like,

you know, get near it. And obviously I don't plan

on having them all on the ground or anything, but

on the off chance because my bunny, I told you,

Sunny can jump pretty.

Speaker 2: High, so he's all, yeah, it wouldn't be safe.

Speaker 1: And obviously we have cats around us, and I don't

want any of them to die because that would be awful.

Speaker 2: So I've just been trying to research and see and

also get like.

Speaker 1: See what lines up on marketplace because there's a lot

of plants on marketplace. Oh really, yeah, there's a lot

of everything on Marketplace, really everything, Like there's so many

free ones, but then the ones that were free were

just so happened to be the ones that were toxic.

So I was like, yeah, I don't want to get

that for them, So I'm down a little rabbit hole.

Speaker 2: How you know.

Speaker 3: I'm so glad that you're doing the research on it though,

because I think people a lot of people don't realize that. Yeah,

so many plants are toxic to different animals. Ye, Like,

I've had so many times where people think that they're

being nice by like buying us flowers or like giving

us a plant, and I have to be like, oh,

thank you, and then we look it up and we're like,

these can't be around cats, so we have to give

it to someone else that.

Speaker 2: Doesn't have cats.

Speaker 3: Yeah, but I know that plane setias, the like Christmas flowers,

those are like really really toxic.

Speaker 2: They are really toxic.

Speaker 1: But it's these things you don't really like. No, I

guess you wouldn't take into consideration that like a plant

could be toxic to a cat or a rabbit or

any of your other animals. But yeah, like there have

been a lot of depths for of cats. They're like,

I didn't know that my cat couldn't like be around

this or have this.

Speaker 3: You know, well, yes, because you know another thing is

like a certain essential oils are like really really toxic.

And then I don't think we're in that era that

much anymore, but like there was that like wax melt

and like the like diffuse or era. I mean, I

have some diffusers, but I made sure that the essential

oils are not the ones that are really like you know,

toxic to cats. Yeah. But yeah, like all these little

things you don't even they're.

Speaker 2: Very sensitive to.

Speaker 1: Yeah.

Speaker 3: Not imagine if this was like the eighties, because it's

not as easily accessible to look those things up as

it is now. You would just have to find out

or you'd have to like look at the library and

like look through all of the encyclopedias and stuff.

Speaker 1: Or even then, what if like they consumed it, but

like they're like, oh they died for a different reason

or something.

Speaker 2: They wouldn't think that it.

Speaker 1: Like, you know, they chew on plants because cats in general,

they have like those little things that you can buy

a pet cone pet smart like the grass for them.

Speaker 2: Yeah, you would think like, okay, they can eat.

Speaker 1: Grass, the plants should be okay, the flowers are fine,

you know, but that's a lot. Yeah, So I there

are a lot that rabbits can have that cats cannot

that like literally kill them. And I'm like, oh my gosh,

that's crazy, so it's just about finding, you.

Speaker 2: Know, an in between thing for them.

Speaker 3: Well, if anyone is listening and loves plants but also

has animals.

Speaker 2: Please look it up.

Speaker 3: Do your looks when ones your cats or your dogs,

are your bunnies or your hamsters. Literally, Oh my gosh,

I saw guinea pigs today a pet smart because I

took my dog to go to training. I feel like

bad because I don't want to like buy them. You know,

I was telling you about the like also sad because

their life is sad bear And anyway, we can't have like.

Speaker 2: It's like because the cat. Oh yeah, well yeah, sailor.

Speaker 3: It would probably be annoying the dog, but I was

thinking at a kiss the cat might be like really

also like trying to chase them anyway.

Speaker 2: Any other obsessions?

Speaker 1: Oh actually, yes, remember the tarantula that I was telling

you about. Yeah, yeah, so I am trying to adopt

a tarantula sometime in the next year. I want to

have like the proper stuff, but it's really hard to

find one in the area that we live in.

Speaker 2: So I joined.

Speaker 1: Facebook groups to be like, you know, they do emergency

rehoming and stuff, and they have like rescues and it's

not like you can find a tarantula in your backyard.

Speaker 2: Unless the pet got out, and that's someone's pet.

Speaker 1: So it's hard because they do have them at petsmar

and Petco, but then again they're not I actually went

there the other day too to get some choo sticks

for Bun, and I saw them and they were in

the wrong, little like things, and they look so sad,

and I was like, I would take all of you

right now, but i'd have to that would just you know,

make room for more of them, which sucks, I know,

and there's nothing available right now, so I would just

probably because they can be shipped, like there's so many sites.

Speaker 2: Well, there's so many sites.

Speaker 3: They mail them, yeah, which there don't do that, you guys.

I feel like it's really not safe for that is

true coming in the mail.

Speaker 1: A lot of no, a lot of the animals. No, No,

don't do it. No, I'm saying that. No, I'm saying.

Remember I was telling you about like the online sites,

like there's so many that you can buy them from.

But it's not like, oh, you can adopt them and

then we send them out. It's like their breeders specifically

for these tarantulas, and even though they're like, oh, it's

going to be sent to you safely. There was a

lot of videos where I was watching where they did

buy from breeders and they open them up and the

tarantula was like an awful condition.

Speaker 2: It died so sad and it's it's really sad.

Speaker 1: So even though you're just like, oh, yeah, I can

just buy it for thirty dollars online, your translats may

or may not make it.

Speaker 3: Oh and you potentially contributed to like it suffering on

the way to you or whatever. I think it's cool

that you want a tarantula. I don't know if you

know this. I'm really scared of spiders, like terrified. I

used to be very terrified of spiders too.

Speaker 2: I literally wouldn't even.

Speaker 1: Be able to sleep if I saw one near my

bed and it like crawled under somewhere, I would freak out.

Speaker 2: I'd be like, I can't do this. But I've gotten

over that fear. So they are really cute.

Speaker 3: Like I've seen the close ups of their like a

little pause, they little like fuzzy pause, Okay, And I

try to not be scared of like spiders I see

like in the house but I.

Speaker 2: Am sad some of them are scary looking.

Speaker 1: But that's what I was gonna tell you, but I

was saving for the I was like, yeah, I'm only

obsessed with plants right now.

Speaker 2: Guys.

Speaker 1: There's also jumping spiders, which they only have like a

two year life span, but they can bond with you.

They can learn to like recognize your voice, and they

are very intelligent and they like being held, and they're

so freaking cute. They're just small, and jumping spiders are everywhere.

In some states there are endangered and they're protected, so

you can't just like go to your backyard and be.

Speaker 2: Like, Okay, it's a pet.

Speaker 1: And I don't agree with this because there were a

lot of videos I was like, you know where they're like,

we recommend that you buy your jumping spider from a

breeder so that you can know how old it is

and like the health that it's in and stuff. But

I'm like, regardless, either way, it's gonna you know, it

doesn't it doesn't always. It doesn't always mean that it's

gonna have like a safe journey over. But on the

other hand, I'm not condoning that, but I'm just saying,

like that's what they recommended, but I was like, no.

On the other hand, Tarrantulla's live like thirty plus years

and they will never get used to handling, nor will

they bond with you.

Speaker 2: But they're so cute still.

Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, See, we learned so many things. I

don't know that much about them. But you know something

that I learned that is totally different. But I met

someone that had two like big birds, and I asked.

Speaker 2: Like, oh, how old are they?

Speaker 3: And they were like, oh, this one's twenty three and

this one's thirty two. I didn't know birds like let

that they have like the same lifespan as like a human,

like crazy.

Speaker 2: I didn't.

Speaker 3: I was never like a bird person, So I guess

I just I learned that at like thirty.

Speaker 2: I was like, that's crazy.

Speaker 1: Yeah, so I.

Speaker 3: Do think that parrots and stuff are really cool, like in.

Speaker 2: The movie Yeah the MG's House.

Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, that was really cool. I feel like I

learned so much. So thank you so much for tuning in.

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