Speaker 1: Welcome to but I'm a Lesbian, the podcast where we

serve all fatty sas queer, film.

Speaker 2: Reviews and everything in between.

Speaker 3: Whether you were maybe gay or a queer elder, we're here,

we're queer, and we're diving deep into all things lesbian.

We're your hosts, Caitlin and Angelina. Get ready for some sapphic,

serotonin and a sugar rush because we got being Candy today.

Speaker 2: So I was really.

Speaker 3: Excited about this, as you know if you listen to

other episodes that began.

Speaker 2: I can't begans love to talk about be vegan.

Speaker 3: Right, But I saw this candy online and they were

doing a deal, so I bought some and I really

want to try it. So we're gonna try it on

here together and maybe they'll sponsor us because it's probably.

Speaker 2: Gonna be good, I don't know.

Speaker 3: And it's made out of milk, and the brand is

break Free Candy and this it's called Peanut Overload.

Speaker 2: It says it's an indulgent.

Speaker 3: Treat loaded with peanuts, luscious peanut butter, caramel.

Speaker 2: And chocolate. That sounds good to me. I don't know

how I'm gonna open it. While I hold this, you

can have the sun.

Speaker 1: How many lesbians does it take to open like you

get you bark, you know, yeah, you.

Speaker 2: Probably should don't look. Oh wow, I'm shark cup it.

Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3: Okay, this kind of does look like a nutrageous. Yeah,

but it has caramel in it, and nutrageous is dull. Okay,

do you want to like break a piece of that

peanut over little?

Speaker 2: It's like the joke, but people do, Oh my gosh. Okay, okay,

m hm, this good. M h that peanut butter? Who

is lusious? You guys saw that caramel, so I'm problem.

We're gonna eat the rest later. My wife is gonna

hate camera this because.

Speaker 3: She has that thing where she hates listening to people eat. Sorry,

but some people love listening to people eat. Yes, because

I love a SMR as we know.

Speaker 2: And uh, but sometimes there's ones where I really want

to do it, but I don't know if I want

to show my face. But that's really good. Yes, Okay.

They do the thing with like the wax camp Have

you heard of this this carmel over me? You know,

I just.

Speaker 3: Have you heard of the wax candy? Okay, keep seeing

it on t cut. But it's like silly because you

can't eat the wax. So you pay a bunch of

money for this wax that's filled with jelly, but you

just crack the wax because people like to crack it

with their teeth and make the sounds and make the videos.

Speaker 2: But you can't. You can't eat it. You have to

spit off the wax and you just eat the jelly

that's inside. So satisfying. And then somebody with the fetish

for like watching people like eat.

Speaker 3: You know, like, yeah, I don't know, that's my guess,

but it just seems like you're raising a lot of money.

Speaker 2: That's true. Anyhow, that was like, yeah, I really.

Speaker 3: Would love if they would send me more candy. I

love chocolate. Do you are you like a chocolate person

or like a gummy like fruit candy type of person

or both?

Speaker 2: I want to say bold, but I do love chocolate more.

I do too. Yeah, it's so good.

Speaker 3: My wife is more like she loves like gummy more

gummy and stuff.

Speaker 1: Yeah, which that's how you get right, So when we

get chocolate, you don't even like chocolate, and for.

Speaker 3: Some reason anyone else is looking for good vegan chocolate bars.

I'm gonna tell you that Trader Joe's has the little

oat chocolate bars. They're like pink. No, the pink ones

are the ones with crunchies in them. Yeah, but the

plain ones I like better.

Speaker 2: They're brown.

Speaker 3: It's like there's chocolate in here.

Speaker 2: Lind and then.

Speaker 3: Also lint Brand, l A and d T. They have

like a bunch of vegan chocolate bars now. But the

best one is it's like oat milk chocolate with salted caramel.

It's like little tiny crunchy caramel bits. But so they

kind of get stuck, like in your teeth because they're

like sticky.

Speaker 2: They're so good though. Anyway, that's not what we're talking

about today. We are talking about.

Speaker 3: A movie from the nineties called Go Fish. It starves

one of your turner and I think.

Speaker 1: Did she write it or she was one of the writers,

which is so col I love. If you watched our

other episode, she was in the Watermelone Woman, Yes, and

she was Gabby Debou in the Yeah.

Speaker 3: I think in our last episode, I don't think we

mentioned the L word. I feel like that's our first episode.

Speaker 1: We we did, I want to say we did, I

don't know we have we did?

Speaker 2: We mostly wanted it. Yeah, it was only six seasons,

but it's like, my mind feels like it was we

need to watch party for this. I never I know.

Speaker 3: Okay, I'm also really excited about the New York reboot

that it is happening at.

Speaker 2: Paramount, at Paramount. At Paramount, I can say it's not

with my mind.

Speaker 3: So anyway, this film has Okay.

Speaker 2: They do this in the lward too.

Speaker 3: They have a discussion about what to call private parts. Yea,

I guess that's also a thing you could call them.

Speaker 1: So what I wanted to ask, what are your favorite

names for those parts? But so I honestly never had

like a nickname for it, I guess I when I.

Speaker 2: Was younger, they were just called like private parts.

Speaker 1: But then I obviously learned that it's like your regina

and like people shouldn't obviously like you know, like the

proper terminology.

Speaker 2: And stuff and like when you're a kid.

Speaker 1: But when I got older, I just always referred to

it as my vagina. I guess I never really have

Like I don't know, I never really said like how

I know they mentioned like honey pot or like love

man and I just love mankind, and I was like okay,

I know you have two words, so I do you do? What?

Speaker 2: Am I okay? I say the jojo? Yes, I do

like that one. That one, That one's funny. I like,

I think it's funny. And then what else did I say?

Let's say something else sides?

Speaker 3: It was like, oh, well, I probably my wife might

edit this out.

Speaker 2: I call I call her as her little Yeah she's anyway?

What else do so? I don't know why now I'm like, okay,

well usually jojo. I think, uh, it took me a

really long time.

Speaker 3: To be okay with like pussy because I feel like

it sounds gross and makes me think of like gross

old men saying it, but it's okay, but.

Speaker 1: It's okay when a woman says it. I like reclaiming

that maybe vagina just pussy.

Speaker 2: Also, I do like the word labia.

Speaker 3: I think I told I think I said this on

the podcast that I had a friend that I helped

make her see name and it was Lindsay labia. Oh yeah, yeah, anyway,

I do think it's funny. I think I do remember

on the L word one.

Speaker 1: That Bet is like I like you, oh yeah, yeah

she does, which is fine.

Speaker 2: That's a cool word. I don't know. That's not what

I say.

Speaker 3: Oh oh, I remember what I was gonna say. I

don't call it this, but when my wife was growing up,

her family called it your butterfly. And so we were

at the store one day and we saw toilet paper

and the bread was butterfly fresh.

Speaker 2: Funny I just did to her and your sister, I

was saying, for your butter nice Si. Yeah, okay, anyway,

I think.

Speaker 3: It's interesting that there are so many different names that

they use. But yeah, I do think it's important.

Speaker 2: Okay. When I was a kid, it.

Speaker 3: Was before it was like talked about that you should

teach kids.

Speaker 2: The proper names.

Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom always called it who who, so it

was like my who who who? Oh? And also I

wasn't allowed to say but until I was like twelve

because it's a bad word.

Speaker 2: I had to say bottom. What did you have to say?

Speaker 1: No? When I was just like oh yeah, like my

butts are like don't I don't.

Speaker 2: Know do I? Like, they would just say.

Speaker 1: Like your bottom two or they're oh yeah, my rear

end guys, you'r heine. Especially in Spanish too, when I

like had learned and I was like, oh my god,

like can I say that. They're like no, it's like

actually worse than what you're saying button emotion.

Speaker 2: I'm like, oh okay, my god, saying for boobs. You

know how they were like you're cheekies. Yeah. I only

ever knew them as the very proper breasts. Okay. I

did not know that there were other names.

Speaker 1: I knew che cheese because that, but I did not

know that they were like you could say boobs or.

Speaker 2: Titties, and I'm like, the fuck is a titty? So funny?

Speaker 1: I know so every people saying it and they were

like pointing, and I'm like, oh, I have titties.

Speaker 3: Okay, I know the titties is fine, but like, I

don't feel like I ever say that or like tits.

Speaker 2: Always say boobs yea.

Speaker 3: And sometimes I say breasties because I think it's funny.

It's like it's like making the like very correct term

a little sleep yeah, my breastes.

Speaker 2: I don't know what is it? You see this focus right?

Speaker 1: Yes?

Speaker 2: What do you call him? Max Yava? Oh my god?

What is it?

Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, okay, anyway, I don't think we were

supposed to talk about boobs, but they are.

Speaker 2: We were not allowed to show them in public. Therefore

they are like, Okay, she's crazy because men want to.

I know America likes Sushie women. They just hate women. Yes, okay,

So I want to know, do you have a hot

take or a burning desire for this movie?

Speaker 1: Surprisingly, my hot No, my hot take is that I

don't have a hot tag for this because I love

because we love it someone even the parts that I

know you hate.

Speaker 2: I like the discussion. I like the discussion and maybe

I can.

Speaker 1: Give a spoiler here, but like there is a lesbian

on here that sleeps with men, and there's like a

little like court hearing that they have and the other

lesbian like, no, that's you're not a lesbian if you

call yourself.

Speaker 2: That, which I agree with. If you sleep with men,

you're not a lesbian, But I just like to they

included that discussion in there, and then it's always.

Speaker 4: Been but like it's always been like like if you

sup with men, you're not a lesbian, Benny Who, Yeah,

but it's always been Trisha Cook, It's always been a topic, yeah,

jo Jo why But it's always been like a topic within.

Speaker 2: Lesbian communities, and I think it's I don't know, maybe

this is I don't think this is an extreme of me.

Speaker 3: I feel like my take on it, and my hot

take was if you choose to have sex with men,

you shouldn't call yourself a lesbian and that I guess

this is controversial apparently, even which is crazy. But I

just feel like lesbianism is like a sexuality that doesn't

center men and doesn't include men, and it really bothers

me when people do these like mental gymnastics to try

to like include men, and I'm like, fucking lead men

out of it.

Speaker 1: Even the term where it's like non men loving non

men and I'm.

Speaker 3: Like, no, I know, it's whatever, it's that's fine. I

maybe this is me being like all the but and

I can always learn. But like to me, I thought

lesbian was like w welw you like women loving women.

But I know that there are people that identify as

a lesbian that are like non binary or obviously if someone.

Speaker 2: Is a trans woman, they can be a lesbian.

Speaker 3: And if someone is a trans man and they still

identify with that lesbian identity, then that's like more on them.

Speaker 2: I am just.

Speaker 3: Worried about people try and include their sis head boyfriend

or like their boyfriend's a lesbian, yeah, Like and anybody

who says something like he's basically like a gay, like

he loves hanging out with gays.

Speaker 2: And blah blah blah. Like you said, it's very it's

it really depends on there. But we're talking about.

Speaker 1: Specifically, like talking about pet men that are like, I'm

a lesbian.

Speaker 2: Too, Yeah, I hate that. Like the guy in the

Dev's episode.

Speaker 3: That was like, oh the good things could look yeah,

person was like, no, I'm with friends that I like that.

Speaker 1: Yeah, And person's like, oh, no, I'm not gonna say

anything because that's embarrassing. Like my ex girlfriend was with

another woman. And then it's like, you know what, now

that I think about it, it's really hot, So it's

totally okay.

Speaker 3: Yes, And like I don't know if we've talked about

this specifically on the pop before.

Speaker 2: I don't know. We're on episode fifteen now, we've talked

about a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3: Yeah, but I just feel like lesbian the word is

so fetishized and like half the time if you look

up lesbian, you're finding porn. And I think it's really

sad because we're not here for the male gaze to

be looking at us and Jackie off, you know what

I mean. And then it's like, just leave men out

of it but me anyway, So yeah, I talk with

my heartache that I don't a very Daria is a

lesbian because she saw.

Speaker 2: Your friend said is a guy. Yeah, yeah, that's okay,

that's not too Daria, that's allowed. Just stop using the

term of AnyWho.

Speaker 3: We are going to take a break now, so grab

yourself some tea and let me get back.

Speaker 2: We'll get back into the media. Welcome back to but

I'm a Lesbian?

Speaker 3: This week we are discussing GoFish At nineteen ninety four

black and white film that tackles some serious LGBTQ plus issues,

some that we're still dealing with today, and also has

its fair share of interesting situations.

Speaker 1: That is a really nice way to put it.

Speaker 2: I think you guys obviously you know no us at all.

We have various wrong opinions on a lot of things,

especially when it has Yeah, why not, because we need

to share opinions.

Speaker 1: So so this is one of my favorite movies.

Speaker 2: How did you feel about this movie? First and foremost,

you know what's funny.

Speaker 3: I feel bad because I said I never saw this

movie and then I watched it and I was like, oh,

I've seen this before. I just forgot about it because

I was so annoyed by Daria's scene thing. I think

I literally backed it out and forgot that i'd seen it.

And I was watching it and I was like, wait,

I've seen.

Speaker 2: This before, not to mention that it's in black and white,

and I know there is really work for you.

Speaker 3: I do think people look really nice and black and white,

like in like pictures, Like one of my favorite of

our lovely pictures is a black and white one because

I'm like, oh, yeah, people just like pretty black and

white sometimes.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, I felt like I looked for you,

but yeah, I just thought it was interesting.

Speaker 1: Anyway, I was a calf. So the movie's very artsy,

like there's a lot going on in between the cut scenes.

So there's a lot that I'm gonna leave out because

it'd be really hard to explain every single thing.

Speaker 2: Yeah, as Max is.

Speaker 1: Narrating, which is she's the main character, whenever you turner,

there's like hands shown in scenes and music and stuff, you.

Speaker 2: Know, But I like that part of it. So anyway,

the film starts off in.

Speaker 1: Like a class situation, and there are people listing. The

teacher says, list women that you think were lesbians, and

so people were like, oh my god, like Lily tom Will.

They reached her at the end, but people are listening

off with these people that they think are lesbians, which.

Speaker 2: We just do that for fun. Yeah, they say, like

Joan of arc yeah, which I feel like that's true.

I feel like I can see that.

Speaker 1: But Calamity Jane, Yeah, Calamity Jane's definitely in there.

Speaker 2: So we see Max.

Speaker 1: She's writing about like a misconnection with the woman that

she is supposed to have met on a bus and

instead of like how.

Speaker 2: It's thwarted by like just the random, like just life

in general. So Max is very like she's a writer.

Speaker 1: She's narrating this whole thing, and we see everyone's like

day getting started, like new characters.

Speaker 2: She has a roommate.

Speaker 1: Named Kia who is a college professor, and her girlfriend Evie,

and I thought they're.

Speaker 3: Really cool comp anyways, So it's funny that their girlfriend's

name is Edie, because isn't Edie one of.

Speaker 2: The characters from Incredibly True Adventures and Two Girls in Love? Yes, Edie?

Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is just a popular nineties name

because from the same era.

Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, probably I liked it.

Speaker 1: And so Max reminds her roommate Kia that she's supposed

to read her book because Kia's a college professor, very

very professional, and she's like, don't forget men at the cafe.

So then fast forward, they're at the cafe and Kia's

reading Max's book and she's like giving her some tips,

but they get into discussions as friends do, and Max

is just like, oh my god, I haven't had sex

in ten months, which is.

Speaker 2: What Kea's like, you haven't dipped into the honeypot. And

then she's like, oh my god.

Speaker 1: You're so seventies, like why are you calling it a honeypot?

And then Max is just like, I haven't slept with anyone,

and kes like, you're so like seventies. You're saying slept,

it's sex. It's fucking like you know, it's it is

what it is. But then Kea's like, let me pick

out somebody for you, like, let me just help you

with this, and we see Eli, who's in the back

reading And when I first watched this, I was like,

I can totally I didn't find myself like that interested

in Eli. But watching this back, I'm like, I really

like Eli.

Speaker 3: I feel so bad for this part because they're probably

talking about her, like and I feel like she can hear.

Speaker 2: That's the thing.

Speaker 1: Okay, I feel like Sho didn't hear at first, because

like they were like sort of like, oh her, he is,

like I know, Eli points to her. She's just minding

her business at the coffee shop, reading her book and

just doing what any normal person would and max Is

just like, oh my god, no, she looks like a

total hippie with her long hair.

Speaker 2: Her hair is not even that long. Yeah, and she

called her ugly. She called her I feel like that's

so rude, and I did, but yeah, she is rude

for that.

Speaker 3: It's yeah, I mean Max Is, really you can just

say that you can't just go around calm people ugly

just because they're not as beautiful as But in your turner.

Speaker 1: She's like, oh my gosh, she's such a total hippie,

which is really interesting because I didn't get hippie from

her at all. Like my hair was literally like probably

my lame and she just didn't.

Speaker 2: It was just kind of like a wild hair. But

like also I think it's interesting.

Speaker 1: It's giving me nineties to me, but it's also interesting

because it was this was shot in the early nineties.

Speaker 3: Yeah, and so I don't know, okay, because the seventies

were only twenty years fifteen to twenty years before that, right,

So if we were to like look at somebody now,

what we'd be like, she looks kind of emo, because you.

Speaker 2: Know then that was cool if you had sort of

signe day. I don't know, that's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 3: It's like the seventies seemed like more like they were

more recent, but like I would touch enough to be like,

oh seven means to hit me.

Speaker 2: Yea. I don't know. It's just weird.

Speaker 3: Because you were not born and I was a very

young child, so I wasn't old enough to like understand

what was happening. Yeah, anyway, I thought that was interesting,

and I thought I was really mean to think about

her ugly.

Speaker 1: I know, I always felt bad when she was just

like hell no, like why would you want to set

me up with her? But anyways, as they're leaving, he

was like, oh my god, Eli, is that you? And

She's like, Okay, she's a really nice person.

Speaker 2: I supe she seems like she's like, oh, yeah, I'm

just here, you know, like reading my book.

Speaker 1: And Max introduces herself and Eli mentions that she has

a girlfriend, Kate in Seattle and they're long distance, and

then Max decides to be mean again after Eli leaves,

so and she's just like, oh my god, well that's

one friend that I'm not going to day like it'll

like no, And so basically Keo's like get over yourself,

like you need to be humbled girl because you are

so rude.

Speaker 2: And so I always did think that that was like

pretty rude.

Speaker 1: And if like that was Keia supposed to be eus friend,

so I'd be like, well, then you don't deserve to

day or you're calling her all these names, So that

would have ended there maybe.

Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think this is like weird of

need to think, but like they sort of end up

like dating at some point. Kind of if I had

found out that the first time I met my wife

she was telling her friend that I was ugly.

Speaker 2: And hivy or just everything, yeah, I'd be like.

Speaker 1: Fuck you, it's over that, because how your best impression

is that you were ugly? Like that was doing so much? Yeah, yeah,

no it is so mad about it.

Speaker 2: I just can't get over that because I'm like, how aul.

And I also don't think Eli's ugly. She just looks like.

Speaker 3: Average person, like ye, super beautiful, but she's just something normal.

Speaker 1: Yeah, So Kia tries to set them up and is like, hey,

let's all go see a.

Speaker 2: Movie, or she tells Max and she's gonna see a movie.

Speaker 1: So Max goes over to Eli's house, where we see

Daria the non lesbian.

Speaker 2: We think she's a lesbian because she's.

Speaker 1: Supposed to be like the typical like fuck boy lesbian,

like oh hey, hey, like you're looking good Max, Like

she's hitting on Max.

Speaker 2: Well, she has a girl right there with her, and

that's Daria.

Speaker 1: And Elia roommates and anyways, Eli's oh, she's like okay,

where's Kia?

Speaker 2: And Max is.

Speaker 1: Like, I think he is like setting us up because

she said something came up at work and she can't

see the movie with us, and so then yeah, so

then she like went allway over there and she was

just like, oh, hey, I guess we shouldn't see it

without her because she really wanted to see this movie.

So they agreed to be like okay, bye, and then

Max is like, you know what, on second thought, let's

go see the movie.

Speaker 2: I came all the way out of here. Let's just

do it, right.

Speaker 1: So they go, they come back, they are having a

little discussion about the movie. Max hates it because she's like,

oh my god, why is it that like all gay

people hate themselves in the movie.

Speaker 2: And he goes like, well, we can't.

Speaker 1: Expect like one gay person to represent the entirety of

the LGBTQ plus community.

Speaker 2: And Max is like, well, all right, I guess so.

Speaker 1: And then they have this whole weird thing where Max

is like, don't say tea please, because you have so

much tea and there's just tea all over and Remember

realized like do you want tea? And Max is like, okay,

enough with the tea. But they sit down, they talk,

they flirt a little bit, and they end up kissing.

But then Eli gets a call and they goes to voicemail,

and Daria's voicemail is really funny.

Speaker 2: She was like, hey, you're here to see me.

Speaker 1: Oh.

Speaker 2: Also, Eli loves your child. You can leave her a message,

but she just assumes that all the calls are for her.

And then we hear.

Speaker 1: Kate on the other end, and she's like, hey, like

call me back. I miss you. Was really thinking about you,

and Max Is like, is that your mom? She's like no,

that's kay my partner, and max Is immediately like oh fuck,

let me like back up, like oh, and then they

start talking about their relationship and how they both don't

want to move for the other person, like Kate moved

to Seattle, but Eli's not willing to leave just yet,

even though she's not in school. So Max Is just like, well,

that sucks because that means that you haven't had sex

in two years.

Speaker 2: And but then we also just kissed, so but she

does with everybody.

Speaker 1: Yeah, but then she finds out that they aren't monogamous,

so she's like, this is a little weird, like why

did we even do this?

Speaker 2: So yeah, I thought that was interesting too, because it

happens so like you would think they're on a date.

It happened so naturally. Yeah.

Speaker 1: And so then Dara, daria Ev and Kia are in

like this little like cute circle like laying down, you know,

in your kids, and you like lay down and set out,

and then Daria has another.

Speaker 2: Girl, which again the whole fuck realizing thing and they're like, oh,

who is this person?

Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, this is so And so they're

discussing Max and Eli's date and how they think that

Kay and Eli should break up because they are just

holding on to each other because they don't want to

be single and they really haven't been a couple, just like.

Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, yeah, so yeah, like we think Max

and Eli would be cute together, and they start.

Speaker 1: Plotting on how to get them together, which I think

is funny.

Speaker 2: But so then.

Speaker 1: Max confronts Kia and she's like, you just wanted to

set me up and Kia's like, no.

Speaker 2: I didn't. But then she's like, yeah I did.

Speaker 1: She's like I did, but you also kissed and she's like,

well why does it? Like it sucks because all the

girls that I'm interested in are in relationships or they're

just like not for me. So we see that Max

is starting to fill Eli a little bit, which is

so funny. All it took was a literal conversation with

her for her to not be so fucking judgmental.

Speaker 2: But Daria, Evie and Kia again are.

Speaker 1: Discussing in the same little circle about how Eli is

like down in the dumps because She's like, you know,

like she needs change in her life, but she's just

not ready to do it.

Speaker 2: And Daria's like, don't worry, there will be change.

Speaker 1: She has to hit rock bottom and then she'll like

do like a complete, you know, makeover of herself and

everything else. And so they're just basically still plotting on

like how can we get these two together?

Speaker 2: Basically, so then Daria's getting a different.

Speaker 1: Girl and she is a hairdresser, and Eli's like, I

want to get a cut, like I think she They

literally have the same haircut, the one that Daria's dating much.

They have the same haircut that she gives Eli, and

Eli looks so hot and I love her haircut, yeah.

Speaker 2: And then when she gets her little mass haircut, I'm like,

she looks hotterer to me.

Speaker 1: The first time I watch I was just like, you know,

I don't really see a difference, or I just wasn't

that into her. I was more intega turner. But then

I saw this again, I was like, oh my god, Eli,

like how did I not notice this? But I didn't

say she was ugly. So basically, after this, Daria is

confronted by a group of lesbians. They like kidnap her,

and it's like a group of people and they're like

ordering the court basically, isn't true that you are having

sex with the man.

Speaker 2: And it's like back and forth.

Speaker 1: People the other lesbians are like, you need to tell

me before you have sex with the man, because I

don't sleep with women that have sex with men.

Speaker 2: And Daria's like defending this and she's just like, it's

just sex.

Speaker 1: I love women, I want to be with women, but

it's just sex, and they're like, it's more than that.

Speaker 2: There are feelings involved in this.

Speaker 1: They're like, it's okay to have sex with men, but

you can't call yourself a lesbian, like just don't say that,

which I feel like how they were telling her this

was pretty reasonable if you have sex with the men,

I don't think you can be a.

Speaker 3: Lesbian and they were like men love to think that.

Oh I've had sex with lesbians before. All that said,

she's lesbian and I can probably like turn her and

it's like because of people like Daria, yeah, so it

makes me mad.

Speaker 1: And it's even worse. Then she's like, oh, it's just

my friend, so it's just sex. Like when I feel

like it, they're like so you admit that it's not

just like h And then I like how she compared it.

She's like, if a gay man has sex with a woman,

he was drunk or it was a one time thing

or whatever. That doesn't like dismiss his like identity as

a gay man. But she's not just doing it like

if she's drunker, it was a one time thing or whatever.

She's doing it like pretty often. She's saying like I

am having sex with men.

Speaker 2: And also women, So I feel like she's self an

argument there.

Speaker 3: I would think if a gay man was having sex

with women for fun, I would think that he's back.

Speaker 1: Yeah, she tried to say, Like she's trying to say

it's like, oh, it's a one time thing, like if

he's like gets drunk and sleeps with a girl.

Speaker 2: But they're like, it's not a one time thing. You're

doing this. It's the same for if it were a

gay man. If they were it's the same thing. So

then we skip to Max and she's like writing this.

Speaker 1: Very like thoughtful story about how she's like, I'm always

afraid of not being out to people around me, which

same girl. I felt that way, where I'm like, how

can I make sure people know that I'm a lesbian

all the time when they look at me, and she's

just like, you know, explaining about that. But then she's like, well,

what if I were to get married to a man

and we have kids, And she's like in a wedding

dress and there's a lot of other women in wedding dresses,

and she's like going more and more on about like

the traditional family life. But then she's like, fear, I

don't fear like any note waiting for a man, but.

Speaker 2: I have an eerie feeling that a man is waiting.

Speaker 1: For me, which I was like, okay, girl, I can

see that maybe that ties into what, like, you know,

they think it's just a phase, because she did say

like it's some people think it's a phase, and like, oh,

once you're over and you're just gonna end up with

the man, which is the man waiting for her is horrifying.

Speaker 2: That's a horror story. No American horse story. No, literally

jumps scared. So meanwhile Max is having her very you know,

artsy thoughtful writing session.

Speaker 1: Edie goes home because she doesn't live with Kiya and Max.

She goes home, and we can see throughout the movie

that her mom keeps calling her, and she's just like, oh, yeah,

i'll be home. I'm just like sitting there at a

friend's house. So we know that she's not out. We

see that her mom is there and her ex.

Speaker 2: Boyfriend Junior is there.

Speaker 1: Yeah fuck this guy, Yeah fuck Junior, because what the

fuck do you think is gonna happen anyways?

Speaker 2: So she's like, oh, hi, she was gonna give her

mom a kiss, and mom's like, don't kiss me. Sit down.

Speaker 1: I heard you were at a lesbian bar. You were

at a gay bar. Is that how I raised you?

She's like, what are you talking about? She doesn't say no,

but then her mom and mediate is like, oh my god,

it's true.

Speaker 2: And Junior's just like sitting there like mm hm, that'll

get her to be with me, because what the fun?

Like he really thought she was gonna be like, Oh,

now that you told my mom that I'm gay, I'm

gonna run back. I'm gonna run back and be with you.

Like he's so discut.

Speaker 1: That's so weird, Like that backfired completely on him, and

her mom's just really upset with Evie. She's just like,

that's not how I raise you. You're gonna like basically go

to hell. That's disgusting, and Junior is just like, oh,

like oh, she slaps her. Evie's mom slaps her, and

Junior's like, oh my god, let's calm down.

Speaker 2: What the think's gonna like what? And so she's just like,

you know what, whatever, I'm gone.

Speaker 1: Her mom kicks her ounds like don't come back here

if you leave right now and you don't want to.

Speaker 2: Be straight, and don't come back here. So Evie's obviously

really upset, and she goes over to Kea.

Speaker 1: Max's and K's not there, and Max tries to help

the situation, but she's just like I wish we could

get a bunch of dykes and just like beat him

up and stuff.

Speaker 2: And he's like this is not helping. I don't give

a fuck about Junior. I'm homeless.

Speaker 1: And she's like, well, you can stay with us, like

we'll be your family, and he's like, I guess, like

I don't know about you, but obviously her girlfriend, you know.

Speaker 2: So I feel like they kind of glossed over that

one because it.

Speaker 1: Was like, you know, like trying to give other characters

like their moment too. But that must have been really

hard because as we can tell that, like Evie, her

mom is like speaking Spanish, so she is some part.

I don't know if they say specifically exactly what she is,

but she's LATINX and you know how they feel about

gay people.

Speaker 2: It's not really accepted.

Speaker 1: So she's thrown out and you know, she's really sad.

Speaker 2: She didn't even speak to her home. Yeah.

Speaker 3: I did think it was interesting. I'm, you know, glad

that they put that in. They didn't really show anybody

else's family.

Speaker 2: They didn't. They should just showing like what can happen. Unfortunately.

Speaker 3: Yeah, people come out or are forced to come out,

are outed, like by the ugly ex boyfriends.

Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just mad because he's ugly. Yeah, he's just

like he is ugly. A lot to call him ugly, Yeah,

he is ugly.

Speaker 1: He's just crazy for them and he's just like whoa.

I didn't know that this it was gonna blow up

like this. I just wanted her to be with me,

my gosh, like what the fuck? And and also she's

older too, because her girlfriend Kia is a college professor and.

Speaker 2: She looks like a nurse, so she's not like a teenager.

Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's but that's how I'm like, she's

like sperity probably, but you know it's expensive to move out.

Speaker 1: No, absolutely, like you know, with her family, so obviously

Evie moves in.

Speaker 2: They don't really show that, but.

Speaker 1: It's implied that she lives with Kia and Max now

and Daria and Eli are talking about what happened with Max,

like that whole date thing and everything, and she's just like,

you know, are you going to ask her out again?

Like what's going on with you and Kay? And she's

just like, well, she's sort of undecided because she's just

like I really don't know what to do with her.

It is just like, oh my god, it's so simple,

like ask her out. You clearly like her, and.

Speaker 2: So probably break up with your girlfriend, break up with

their girlfriend. The earth that they're all encouraging her to

like date someone else, like yeah, and like she does

have a girlfriend technically, like that, she literally has a girlfriend.

They're just long distance, but you're still in a relationship.

That makes me mad, Like that's why I cook.

Speaker 3: When I was saying like it's a lot interesting situations,

that's mainly the situation.

Speaker 2: Why are they all ting her to cheat on her girlfriend? Yeah,

like ri Yeah.

Speaker 1: Everyone is just like, oh, it's so, you know, they're

just better together. And I'm just like, oh my god,

can you imagine being Kate and Seattle. I'll be like,

fuck you, guys, my friend, I.

Speaker 2: Can't imagine that. But yes, I agree. Eli should have

broken up with Kate before. She's like pursuing anything, which.

Speaker 1: Is why she's like sort of pulling back and not

really interacting like her and maxing each other at a store,

and Max is just like, oh my god, your girlfriend's

gonna love this hair cut.

Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you she loves you as a fem and

now you're like butch and you know she likes it.

I get a haircut is the same. You're so much

that hair cutting my hair? Thank you say, I'm like

this changes me. I'm like, where do I get my flannels?

What do I do lesbian? Now that I got this pixy,

I feel.

Speaker 1: Like fucking Megan and Bama cheer lads like, well, I

have to learn how to live as a lesbian. Now

do you guys know how to be a lesbian?

Speaker 2: They're like, you're probably gonna have to figure that out.

She's like, well, I need a new wardrobe. I need

like I have to.

Speaker 1: That's how I felt when I was like, it's time

for a fucking makeover. Daria's like, I'm gonna have a

dinner party and you're invited, please come, you know, which

I thought that we're going to have it at their house,

but no, Daria has it at one of like her

many flings house. That's where she has that's where she

has the dinner party, and he though looks very hot

spenders she does, but she's like cooking, which is why

I think. Daria's like, please tell me you'll come, because

she's like, you're gonna cook everything, but also we want

to set up you Max. So everyone starts pouring in

and Max is laid, but she's just like oh hey,

you know.

Speaker 2: Like I'm here, and you know, Hernie.

Speaker 1: L are talking. They play a very interesting game of

never have I ever? Oh yeah that is awkward, in

which Evie reveals that she has left with Daria and

Daria is like, oh yeah, and Max confuses.

Speaker 2: It, thinking that when you take a drink of it,

that means that you haven't done it.

Speaker 1: So they're like, what you slept with Daria and she's

like no, no, no, no, I haven't. But Evie's just like, well,

I have and it was a mistake. It was a

long time ago, and so basically Daria's flaking. I don't

remember her name, but she's like so basically everyone in here.

Speaker 2: Has slept with Daria. That's really interesting except Nice and

Max is like not.

Speaker 3: Mek was mad. She would be mad because it seems

to me, like I would think, I don't.

Speaker 2: Know how serious their relationship is, but they're looking.

Speaker 3: Together now, so it seems pretty serious. I would think

there was a friend.

Speaker 2: That, like my wife hung out with a lot, and

I had like had sex with that friend before.

Speaker 1: I would probably tell her and not tell her in

front of everybody, because I just felt like she felt

like kind of weird and.

Speaker 2: Like left out, like oh, yeah, everybody knew this thing

and I didn't even know it. Yeah, because I was like,

what the fuck? Yeah, weird, it was weird. I didn't

think she should have told her there.

Speaker 3: But they were just establishing that she was like an

early Shane prototype.

Speaker 2: Obviously she's not. She's no shame, she's oh yeah, and

also like Shane was, Shane.

Speaker 1: Is shame right, Yeah, exactly, sorry, I cannot cancel. Yeah,

she's yeah, like.

Speaker 2: You're like, oh my god, I did watch that word.

Speaker 1: So basically, after that very interesting little game, and someone's like, oh,

let's make spend the bottle instead, Like that's not gonna

get really fucking weird. But anyways, Maxie's helping Eli with

the dishes and they're talking, they're flirting, and so they're like,

so should we like go out?

Speaker 2: Like should we? You're gonna ask me on a date?

Speaker 1: And even then you have a girlfriend, I know when

they have to walk to this point have been said

specifically like yes, I broke up with Kate.

Speaker 2: So but Max and Eli are just like, fuck it,

we have an intraction. We're gonna kis.

Speaker 1: So they kiss and everyone their friends are very happy.

Speaker 2: They're like, oh my god, they're kissing. Yes, like this work,

the dinner party worked and all this other stuff.

Speaker 1: And so over time they are speaking on the phone,

which I think is really cute, and they're just talking

about stuff and then Max basically is like, so can

I ask you?

Speaker 2: Did you break up with Kate? Like can I can

we go on a date?

Speaker 1: And Eli's like, well I left her a message, which

is a shitty way.

Speaker 2: To program up. They've been together for two years.

Speaker 1: I think together for the time, because haven't they been separate,

Like they've been separate for two years, so they've also

been together for like a while.

Speaker 2: Eye they lose my mind. Yeah, let's see at all.

Speaker 1: I'd like be so upset, but she's like I called

her and she didn't answer, so I left her a message.

Speaker 2: And Max just laughs and it's like, oh my god,

you loved her waste.

Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, oh my god, go with me this

way though I know she's like that, you're datable now.

Speaker 2: And then they're like, yeah, let's go on a date.

Speaker 1: Like where do you want to go? And they're like

I don't know. So Max is like just come over

and we'll aside from there. And I'm like, oh my god,

that part was really fucked up. But apparently I guess

their relationship was doomed. But still that's a shitty way

break up.

Speaker 2: So and then they right after that, I put they

talk over the phone. How cute.

Speaker 1: And then I said, oh, well about the Honeypop or

Love Mount or girl Patch. It was right after they talked,

and then they're in that little like circle thing.

Speaker 3: Again or like more like good you know girl, Like

they keep kind of cutting to like this scene where

it's like the other like Daria, they're all in the

other girls, I like laying there and they're talking about

like something happening in the kind of or like or

a random thing or.

Speaker 2: Random Yeah, what do you call them? Which we had

her discussion earlier. They say they say love Mount and

I was watching that.

Speaker 3: When I was watching it with my wife, she thought

they said watermelon. And she's like, is that way Cheryl

made that movie The Watermelon Woman, And I was like,

that is walking about it. She's like, they just said

they call it watermelon, and I'm like, he called them

Jojo a watermelon.

Speaker 2: Me. She made me rewind it.

Speaker 3: Because she was so sure that she said I said

love Mound sound that much.

Speaker 2: I guess maybe a little bit.

Speaker 1: Water though it did kind of how she said it,

because even I had to go back and be like, wait, what.

Speaker 2: Did she say exactly? So I keep thinking that what

I was doing, I was doing the fiance drinking. Oh yeah,

there's not many days, you know. That's what it.

Speaker 1: Makes me think of because it's so popular. Yes and

so no, no, you're like, so then after Eli Max

they have their dates. Max is like waiting to use

the shower, but Kia and eb are taking a shower together,

and she's just like, oh my god, like I'm supposed

to cur do for my date. But she's not really

mad about it. She's just like, well, okay, they only

us me like ten minutes to shower and get ready,

which girl, Oh my god.

Speaker 2: How are you like this bad on time management?

Speaker 1: I would be like ready by ten am if I

had a date later on in the day.

Speaker 2: She's just like young, well and free, like you know,

like that's like a yeah, I guess so because I'm

so busy writing, you know.

Speaker 1: She's like I just wrote for like seven hours and

I'm gonna take like a shower and.

Speaker 2: I have a date in ten minutes. But anyways, they're

like okay, we'll have fun.

Speaker 1: So she's in the shower and Eli's like as she's showering,

Eli is like getting ready at her house and like

trying to you know, look nice, presentable. And so then

Eli arrives and Max is like what the fuck, like

go or She's like go a way because she thinks

it's Kiya or Edi and Eli's like, no, it's it's me.

I'm here, and she's like, how'd you get in and

they're like. She's like, oh yeah, ev and Keya let

me in on the way out, and she's like, oh

my god. They're always doing this like I could be

like naked out here or whatever. Oh no, I don't

okay naked, Oh god no, because there's uh Daria is

telling Eli and Kia and Evie are telling Max like, oh,

just don't have sex on my bed, and she's like,

we're not gonna do it. Like my god, it's just

her first date, you know, like it's not like with

this like home movie's leading up to. And so Eli's

just sitting down and Max is like, it'll take me

like five minutes to get ready, don't worry. She comes out.

So Eli is sitting down and Max is like, don't worry,

it's gonna take me like five minutes to get ready,

and she's like just take a seat there. But then

she has a fashion crisis and she's like asking Eli,

like which one do you think and he's like, oh,

I like the fabric on this one better, like you

should wear that one.

Speaker 2: And then Max is just like okay, yeah, you know me.

Speaker 1: While she's in her row and she like sees Eli's

nails and she's like, oh my god, your nails are

so long, and then she just makes that little comment

and then Eli's like, well, if you have clippers, I

can cut them. And she's like, oh, do you really

want to and she's like yeah, I could, and she's like, well,

they're in the kitchen. I mean they're in the bathroom.

And she's like, well, you know what, let me get

it for you. And so then she gives them to

Eli and he lies like they're making my nails really sharp,

and Max is like, let me.

Speaker 2: Just do it for you. So is this like their

little foreplay? Okay?

Speaker 3: Yeah, because she's like, before you put those fingers in me,

which is funny, you really need to.

Speaker 2: Make sure your nails are tripped, which is so funny because.

Speaker 1: She's like we're not gonna do it, like we're not

gonna have sex, but she's like, your nails.

Speaker 2: Are really long, like like yeah. But then she's like,

I hope I.

Speaker 1: Didn't like she's cutting her nails, and she's like yeah,

there's like a trick. And they're like flirting, like this

really is their foreplay, Like it's not a joke. But anyway,

she's like cutting her nails and Max Is like, I

don't really know why I made that comment.

Speaker 2: Your nails were even that long to begin with, but

she just wanted to talk about all her fingers.

Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like staring at each other and Eli like

kisses her in the neck and then they have sex.

Speaker 2: And we're like, oh my god, is.

Speaker 1: If we didn't know that it was going this way

because she's.

Speaker 2: Literally cutting her nails and Max is in a rope.

Speaker 1: So anyways, they do like a little sexy thing, which

I kind of liked.

Speaker 2: I thought it was really nice. It wasn't like I

don't even remember it. It was just like a lot

of like different body parts and there was like music

over all, which not a lot of tong rings. No,

there was no time in this or maybe yeah, there's

no timbering in this.

Speaker 1: And so basically Eli is like shown the next morning,

Max is like sleeping.

Speaker 2: On the couch there. She like covers her up, and

Eli's like so happy because.

Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, I had sex, and she's like interacted

with these people and she's.

Speaker 2: Like hello, you know.

Speaker 1: She goes back and Daria's just like, oh my god,

where were you? And she's like I should have called,

but like you know, basically I slept over and so

Daria's like, tell me all about this, like, don't they're

any details? What did you guys do? And then Eb

and Kia are like, oh my god, Max, like.

Speaker 2: It's good that we came home really late because it

looks like you guys had a fun night.

Speaker 1: And Max wakes up and she's like naked but like

covering herself and she's like, oh my god.

Speaker 2: Yeah. So they each tell their story of like what went.

Speaker 1: Down, and they're like, oh my god, like how cool.

But you left her there and Eli's like, yeah, I'm

playing hard to get, which I'm like, that's kind of funny.

Speaker 2: And then after some time has passed.

Speaker 1: And Daria's like, oh my god, Eli, she's trying to

tell her something funny and she doesn't see Eli around,

and she's like, oh my god, she gets a girlfriend

and she's never home. And there's like a cute little

like scene at the end of them at the park.

Speaker 2: And they're really cute and they're.

Speaker 1: Like holding hands and they're really happy and it's a

happy ending for a lesbian movie, which I love.

Speaker 2: So maybe I'm biased.

Speaker 3: So see I did want it at ask do you okay?

Speaker 2: Maybe because I haven't been single and so long, But

it seemed so weird to me that they.

Speaker 3: Wanted to know exactly what they did and like how

it happened, because I never I guess, but I also

never had like gay friends when I was like first dating,

so no straight If a straight person were to ask

me exactly what, I probably would have been like, don't

be weird, you don't need to know, like.

Speaker 2: We had sex sens. Yeah we could know. I just

thought it was so weird that they asked for all

the details.

Speaker 3: Because I've like, tell me like, like even even if

I might be like kind of curious, because I never

want to be like getting two up in people's business.

Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. I thought it was

interesting that both sets of like their friends were like, well,

tell me exactly what happened. Yeah, you know, I can

see that.

Speaker 1: I feel like, I guess it depends on like the people, right,

because like sometimes people were like, oh my god, we

did this and we did that, like you share stuff,

you know what I mean?

Speaker 2: Yeah, But like I feel like if.

Speaker 1: It's sort of a one night stand or it's like

someone like a situationship, then maybe it's easier to share

because I've done that in the past, but I haven't

given a play by playing. I've just been like, oh, yeah,

we had sex, like that's But when it comes to

like relationships, like obviously, like my.

Speaker 2: Girlfriend and iomais, I don't share that just because I guess,

like you know, it stays between you two. But I

have had friends that tell me their play by.

Speaker 1: Playing with their significant others, and I'm always like, you don't,

don't feel like you have to, but I probably won't

share anything unless it's like very basic, you know what

I mean.

Speaker 2: So I understand, like you, I understand what you mean.

Speaker 3: I feel like it's probably just because I've been in

a relationship and I feel like it would be weird too.

Speaker 2: You can give a play by play because that is good. Yeah,

I was like, oh my god, tell me everything. But

I mean, yeah, it does seem like very different for them. Yeah,

but it is cute in a way.

Speaker 1: Yeah.

Speaker 3: I never had like a group of gay friends, so

nobody would have. I don't mean when I was like

young and single, I don't think any of my friends

knew what lesbians do. You know, They're just like what

you like, what you just use a strap on.

Speaker 2: That's what I feel like, that's what that Yeah.

Speaker 3: Anyway, so thank you so much. That was a really

good and detailed like recap.

Speaker 1: Because I forgot about some things but I tried to,

but it's hard because there's a lot more than I miss,

like you know what I'm talking about, like the very

artsy because it's like.

Speaker 2: I don't I don't like which is.

Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like a lot of like Max is narrating

or other people when it's like I can't include.

Speaker 2: That A R will be your forever. Yeah.

Speaker 3: So now is the moment that we've all been waiting

for our version of fuck Mary, Kill, Munch, Merged, murder.

So the options are Max, Kiah and Eli.

Speaker 2: Okay, do you know we Well, I really don't like Max.

Speaker 3: I know that she's the main character, but I thought

she was really annoying and a.

Speaker 1: Lot of people think that in the movie too, because

they're like, you're annoying, Max.

Speaker 2: You don't want to shut up? Yeah, I just I

don't like her.

Speaker 3: So I would murder her, and I would probably munch

Kia and merge with Eli, even though it would have

to be like an open relationship because I feel like

they're cheater.

Speaker 2: I feel like Eli. Yeah, I know, I'm like, I

trust her.

Speaker 3: You're like, Eli would never you would have never che

I would never cheat on her.

Speaker 2: Long distance girlfriend from Seattle. Don't talk about you. Yeah,

she would really got a haircut and her suspenders. Yes, okay,

so what is your choice?

Speaker 1: I know I seem to have gloss over that part

a lot when I watched it for I'm just like, Oh,

they're meant to be together. But thinking about that now,

I probably wouldn't want to be with somebody like that either,

so I would just munch.

Speaker 3: You like that.

Speaker 2: I would just have to be it.

Speaker 1: And hopefully she doesn't have a girlfriend at the time,

because that would be really fucked up.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Kia is a really interesting character.

Speaker 1: I just didn't really feel anything for her, so I

would murder her and then I would merge with Max

as annoying as she is, because I feel like I'm

a little annoyed too, so we just annoy each other.

Speaker 2: Also, she's really pretty. She is really pretty. Pretty much.

Her characters are so annoying. I know you didn't like character, Yes,

I love so annoying. Yeah, and she's also like really

rude in the worst bit.

Speaker 1: But she's so hot, which is why Alice is just like,

oh my gosh, she's a kid.

Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's so funny.

Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I'm glad we had kind of different answers

this time.

Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the way the same.

Speaker 3: So what would you up rate this movie on a scale?

Speaker 2: Oh? I love this movie?

Speaker 3: Okay, So this is one where we have really different

opinions because I gave it a three.

Speaker 2: Okay, I can't see why. I feel like it was important.

Speaker 3: It's important that it exists, and I do like like

that they kind of talked about some issues like within

the lesbian community.

Speaker 2: Like I thought that was like kind of cool. Yeah,

and it was.

Speaker 3: Yeah, it was probably a really big deal for nineteen

eighty four, but I just didn't I didn't like that much.

I'm not that big of a fan. Like I said,

I watched it before and I forgot So I don't know.

It was not bad, it was just, you know, if

I was still giving three point fives, if we were

still doing.

Speaker 2: Half ratings, I would give us three point five. But

I'm not. It's not enough for me to round.

Speaker 1: It up two four that is okay. I feel like

a three is kind of higher than what I thought

you'd give it. It's like, see, yeah, it's like it's good,

but it's not like amazing.

Speaker 2: It's fine. Just told me how I felt about it.

I was like, you're fine. I'm not beingry about it

like some movies, but I'm not like, oh my god,

it's so good. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back and get ready for our next segment, Cookie

Jar Questions, which.

Speaker 3: Is kind of my favorite. Okay, and it's fun, I do.

It is maybe kind of bad that I didn't.

Speaker 2: Read through these because when we did.

Speaker 3: Those episod like with Shabana, oh yeah, like they were

all two part questions and my wife was like, you

should go through them all and like take out ones

that are crappy, but I'm lazy and I didn't.

Speaker 2: I kind of like, I don't know, they're just interesting to.

Speaker 1: Me, No, I know.

Speaker 3: Okay, so you can pick one out first, Okay, me

like really.

Speaker 2: Mixed every time, but it always seems like I'm fling

the two part of questions.

Speaker 1: Oh okay, so what's the stapphic version of he's just

a friend, she's.

Speaker 2: Just my friend. I don't know.

Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I guess I wasn't really I was

like thinking, you're gonna have some like making answer.

Speaker 3: I mean, I have seen like the TikTok posts. This

is not the same, but I was thinking of like

how it's like, shouldn't you even say this? It's like,

just let me taste it a little. Is like the

lesbian equivalent of like, let.

Speaker 2: Me just put the tipping. Oh my god.

Speaker 3: I know that's not what the question was, but that's

all I thought of, and it made me laugh.

Speaker 1: I do that's the verstapphic version he's just a friend

and kind of me.

Speaker 2: I feel like it really is like I don't know

how it's different. It's basically like, oh, like we're just ressies, she's.

Speaker 4: My friend, Like we just hang out a lot, or

like the people that say like first right, people like, oh,

he's just like my he's like my brother.

Speaker 2: I guess for like I always do. That's weird when

she's just my sister. Guys.

Speaker 1: She's like a sister to me, which I've used that before,

but I actually mean it.

Speaker 2: They actually are like family to me.

Speaker 1: And I'm like, there's absolutely no romantic like desire there.

Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm so. I'm sorry. I think that was

a weird question. Yeah, I mean yeah, he kind of was.

I was just like, oh, you guys, Okay, I'm gonna have.

Speaker 3: That level of excitement okay, which I feel like, Okay,

which wl W character would you absolutely ruin.

Speaker 2: Your life for? I already know yours? It's so easy.

Oh my god, this is so hard that.

Speaker 1: Okay, she would absolutely ruin my life because she cheated?

She don't, god, because didn't you cheat on Joy?

Speaker 2: She did? They cheat? Oh my god? So I have

to compete with Tina? Oh my god. Thank you. Also

like Tina. There are there are Tina lovers out there.

I've seen a lot of you, which that's okay. If

you like Tina, we just.

Speaker 3: Happened to not like, I've just never met anyone that

is like, Tina is my favorite character.

Speaker 2: But if Tina's your favorite character, we'll let me know. Yeah,

let us know why you like her specifically.

Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, what mind is shame? Yeah, obviously, I'm like,

I mean, it's.

Speaker 2: Funny that we both chose someone from the other Word.

Speaker 3: But oh my god, yeah, I would ruined my life

for Shane. I mean, maybe quirky. I'm very into quirky.

But she know, I don't know, there's just something about Shane.

It's like Shane's like she's just she's so nice. She's

so hot. I mean, I know, even though she's like

so skinny and like I usually I'm like, oh my god,

but would you have.

Speaker 2: A problem with her little? Because she is very clearly

not honous.

Speaker 3: No, that's why she would out my life because I

would probably be crying off to her.

Speaker 2: She would like change her ways for you. Well, that's

what I hope.

Speaker 1: I would hope that wouldn't cheat me, and then we'd

be in the same phone group because okay, I'm in

jen Q.

Speaker 2: How Shane had a wife, right, wasn't she married? She

started around? Yeah, but they had like an agree Oh

they did.

Speaker 3: I thought maybe they were like monogamous for a while

or something, and then they okay they have that as

little never mind, Okay, I just don't know. Okay, here's

another thing.

Speaker 2: This was not the question.

Speaker 3: I don't know if I could do an open relationship.

I have not had to worry about it because my

wife is like the most monogamous person in the world,

so it's not ever been something that she's like, Oh.

Speaker 2: My god, if that happened, I would know that she

has like a brain tumor or something, because something that

makes you like that like weird, that would be very

never forget.

Speaker 1: She would never So anyway, Okay, I feel like this.

Speaker 2: I was like, was it? I thought it was?

Speaker 1: Okay, who's your favorite chaotic lesbian character of all time?

Speaker 2: Oh my god? Why is it so hard to think

of somebody now?

Speaker 3: Because well, yeah, but it's from the elm Word again,

it's Jenny.

Speaker 2: I fucking love Jenny. I know she is like yeah, honestly,

I couldn't see that. Yeah, it's so hard. Oh my god.

Speaker 1: I can't think of any sapping characters. They are like crazy.

If I would have to say a second and I'm

like so coughing off, like from you, but the out word,

I would say for sure Alice too, because she had some.

Speaker 3: Crazy moments when she went crazy after she was like stalking.

Speaker 2: Yeah, that was weird. Storyline was so weird. I was like,

why are they doing this to my own okay?

Speaker 1: And so pathetic was when she outed that player on

like TV in her little stegment. That is something that

I absolutely hated and I already was like in between

where I was like, Okay, I really like you your

cool character.

Speaker 2: I absolutely dislike what you're doing, so I feel.

Speaker 3: Like she's chaoting for that. I felt so torn about

that when she added him because he was being a

fucking homophobic prec made me mad and I can't understand

her like anger to be like, really, you're going to

talk about your own people like you're gay? I saw

you at a gay party, but it was specifically like

NDA type of thing, like nobody was allowed.

Speaker 2: So yeah, do we have time for more? Oh? I

don't know why I've.

Speaker 3: Heard what what are your stapphic eggs and red flags?

Speaker 2: Definitely if they are like wow, I thought i'd have

more right now, But I feel like basically the main

things if they're not.

Speaker 1: Nice, if they are like very like wishy washy, because

I think I, well, I'm monogamous and I can be admit.

So if they're just like leading me on kind of thing,

where it's like, oh, I liked you, but you know,

but like a lot of people, yeah.

Speaker 2: Like that's okay, that's who you are. Yeah, it's okay,

that's what you are. But I feel like if you.

Speaker 1: Like communicate, then you can see like, okay, then I

wouldn't really want to be with you.

Speaker 2: You know, if they're mean to animals.

Speaker 3: I was gonna say that too, or like not liking

the animals, Yeah, that wouldn't work.

Speaker 2: I want to have like a lot of animals. So

thankfully you know you like animals. It's so cute. It's

so cute that you both love Bunny.

Speaker 1: I know when she and we never knew, like in

high school, I never knew that she had a rabbit.

And she's had fun literally since she was like fourteen

or fifteen years old, and so I'm like, oh my god,

and yeah, so I love that.

Speaker 2: And she wants a dog.

Speaker 1: I love dogs too, and we love our other cat, Prince,

so baby prints he's so cute. I'm like, that makes

me want all the animals in the world, but there's

not enough money or space for them, so I will

do the responsible thing and not make them live a

cramp's lifestyle.

Speaker 3: Yeah, any If you do get any animals, you're gonna

get them Spade.

Speaker 2: Or remember your part that makes me think of Ellen.

Speaker 1: I used to love how she'd say that the end

where she's like, we're gonna say here your pets people. Yeah,

that's our most controversial thing we've ever said, is that

we do like Ellen.

Speaker 2: I used to tune in every single day.

Speaker 1: After school Ellen Show, and I forced my mom to

watch it, and I.

Speaker 2: Was, maybe that's still embarrassing. I won't share that.

Speaker 1: Part, but persuming dances she would do, I would also

be like, she's in her chair.

Speaker 2: I love that part.

Speaker 1: To do it one time, but her chair was like

not really eight and I was like, maybe I'm too

old to be doing that, so let's not happen her.

Speaker 2: Let's just dance and little joy too. But I love Ellen.

Speaker 3: I think she is a misunderstood Aquarius. Aquarians can come

off as like really bitchy, and I think people just

don't understand her, and also like you can't be on

all time.

Speaker 2: Okay, she's a public person.

Speaker 1: She was the o G meaning lesbian, but not really

that mean, just like a normal person, and people just

dislike the fact that they were like, oh my God,

she's rude to.

Speaker 3: Her guests and like she's just yeah, and also like

apparently she was rude to people that work there, but yeah,

I'm sorry, I love I love Ellen.

Speaker 2: That's what that is.

Speaker 1: That's yeah, yeah, is like rude to their staff and everything.

Speaker 2: They're like, oh, he just knows what he wants. But

when it's a woman, they're like, she's such a bit,

she's such a fucking diva.

Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, I don't agree with like treating

your employees your teams as like you know, like they're

not people, and just like saying that.

Speaker 2: But also like sometimes that's.

Speaker 3: Just what happened is good, and she's misunderstood.

Speaker 2: They just don't get her own apologies. I know. I like,

I don't know.

Speaker 3: I'm like a big fan of She's so funny. Do

we have time for another one?

Speaker 2: One? More? Okay? Oh wait, did you pick that one?

Speaker 4: No?

Speaker 2: I think you do.

Speaker 3: Oh wait, I didn't tell you my red Okay, well,

I think I talked about this in another episode. My

biggest red flag is I hate when lesbians try to

act like men or talk like men.

Speaker 2: And also the thing that you said about Daria where

she was like being a fucked by lesbian and trying.

Speaker 3: I hate the lesbians that hit on like every girl,

which is also like acting like a man to me

because men are like, who can I fuck? I don't

care like I'm gonna try to fuck everybody, and I

hate when lesbians.

Speaker 2: Act like that. She definitely was acting. O. Yeah, it's gross. Okay,

last one? Who oh? I cut this, henky? What's one?

Speaker 3: What's one thing you said on the pod that you

immediately regretted or doubled down on.

Speaker 1: I know what it is, but I'm like, maybe giving

away like different personal information like other stuff is okay.

I feel like I'm kind of an open book with

some things, but maybe like location.

Speaker 3: That was in No Guys Sols, I would be bleeping it.

Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you took wah for what doing the extra work? Yeah, well,

we haven't done it.

Speaker 3: I think there's probably a lot of things that I

should regret. One of them is literally from this episode.

But I don't know if my wife's gonna edit out

because I talked about what I call her Jojo, so that.

Speaker 2: Would maybe she Yeah, if she did the draw, I

don't know. That's all.

Speaker 3: So I don't regret anything because if it's no regret.

Yeah no, if it's inappropriate, my wife will edit it all.

Speaker 2: So there you go, automatic save. Yeah.

Speaker 3: So I think those are all we had time for

when we got there were quite a few, and there

were very manation ones. Is the first one that was

the first one was just kind of weird. So thank

you so much for tuning in too. But I'm a

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Speaker 3: We will be reviewing driving Medals, yes, which used to

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it into theaters I think.

Speaker 5: With that slur, so that's gonna be fun. It's available

on Peacock, so we'll see.

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