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for some sapphig serotonin. So today's episode centers on an

early two thousands hit devs. It's kind of an action movie,

but it has women in it and it's gay. I

will tell you I'm not a fan of action movies,

so I normally wouldn't watch this except I was like,

we girls, Okay, So do you have a favorite? Do

you have a favorite white u K or a trend?

I know you were a baby, Yeah that's.

Speaker 3: True, but you know, like he saw Sue and I

was like, I love that.

Speaker 2: There was I feel like I was a baby.

Speaker 1: But I did see a picture of my two older

sisters that obviously were older at the time, and they

did my hair with like those little butterfly clips. I

thought it was so cute and I was like, oh

my god, I want to do that, And then I

tried it, and then I was like, I think I

need different butterfly okay, because they were like mine were

very like.

Speaker 3: But the ones that I were caustic ones.

Speaker 2: Yeah I have some, but I don't know where they are.

I wore them actually on an episode, but they're black,

so they didn't show because my hair is dark. But

I bought them from all time. It was like a

Halloween collection, probably like do you want to dress like

white su k for Halloween? But they were like black,

kind of like slightly holographic little butterfly clips.

Speaker 3: It was like a pack of six. They're so cute.

Speaker 2: And then I almost on Shean bought like a like

a giant pack. And then I was like, I know

that my wife is going to be like, why do

you need five hundred butterfly clips? Kate?

Speaker 3: Yeah you was that.

Speaker 2: Yeah, so I didn't buy them, but yeah that's okay.

Have you seen the ones that they would like flutter

like they.

Speaker 3: Were big butterflies?

Speaker 4: Cool?

Speaker 1: I used to get them the swat those are just

see that's the thing that we need to break back.

I feel like there was no they still swap. Oh no,

the butterfly clips, but like the cute ones because I

think the black ones that you were talking about are cute.

Speaker 2: It's just like you said, it blends in with your hair,

your blonde You.

Speaker 1: Could, I mean no, because then you'd have to have

like the two like pieces of your hair that are

blondet unless you put the clips on there.

Speaker 3: Yeah, what is your Okay?

Speaker 2: I have so many So I obviously I'm in my

juicy era because when I was growing up. And the

reason we're wearing juicy outfits on this episode is because

a lot of the movie, one of the main characters

is wearing like like a baby blue tracksuit. It's not

a juicy one, but I don't have one like that, Okay,

so this is like similar ish I got the blue

and I'll do an ootd on't talk later you guys

can see. But anyway, I could never afford the juicy

outfits when I was a teenager, and I was really

jealous of the girls that could get them. And so

now that I have adult money, I have been getting them.

They're expective, but I always wait till they're on sale

or I get them on Poshmark because I'm trying to, like,

you know, be more sustainable, So I get them on

Poshmark or deepop, but yeah.

Speaker 1: I have I have three and the one that I'm wearing,

oh yeah, thanks to Katla for this episode.

Speaker 2: I have a dark one too. And then for the

Christmas I'm gonna ask for a purple one. I'm prepared.

Speaker 3: And then I saw that they have baby fat ones.

Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 1: Okay, have you you sparked something in me, baby but

like the knockoff ones because obviously they were like but

they were there, and that that's my second one anyway.

Speaker 2: Okay, so they have baby fat like whole like outfits,

like the Lore outfits, and they kept advertising them to

me on Instagram and that I really want this like

light purple one. And then you get the little baby

tooth top with it and it's like a little purple

with the little like kitty, the little baby fat Kittie's

so true.

Speaker 4: I need it.

Speaker 2: Yeah, you shouldn't ask for I'm gonna ask for it

for Christmas. I don't know your birthday, Well, my birthday

is two months after Christmas. So if I don't get

it for Christmas, I'll ask for for my birthday.

Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2: But anyway, I have so many favorite white t K

trends because I lived in it. But when I think

of another one, when you were talking about the butterfly

clips and then we're talking about the fluttery butterfly clips

at the Swat meet another thing that I feel like

it's forgotten.

Speaker 3: So people tell me the comments.

Speaker 2: If you remember this, they were like invisible necklaces, so

they were like it would be like a jewel and

then beyond fishing line, so it looked like it was

before dermals like existed. So it just was like cool

because it looked like you had a jewel, but like

if you looked close, you would see the little fishing line.

Those were cool. I would also get those at the

swat me O. Yeah, that was like my favorite. So anyway,

lots of fun trends and in this movie we see

some of them.

Speaker 3: I think they have like flip bumbs in the pao,

so that's pretty cool. I definitely had a pink razor.

Speaker 2: My name was the thing, so I thought I was

so cool. I hadn't been for it for a long time. AnyWho,

I can talk about the two thousands forever as you

can tell, but I wanted to see do you have

anything that you're desperate to share about the.

Speaker 3: Movie a hot take or for any desire. So I

do love this movie, and I feel like there's really

not a hot take for me. But I just wish

that all of them would have been gay. That's what

I thought was gonna happen.

Speaker 1: I would have watched it because I was like, oh

my god, okay, so obviously the main character is gay,

maybe the rest of them are, and they're like, it's okay,

you're gay.

Speaker 2: We're going too, Oh my god, We're all okay.

Speaker 3: But that was too much to ask for.

Speaker 2: They were like one is enough, Yeah, what about you?

Speaker 3: Well, Okay.

Speaker 2: I do think it's cool because I remember when this

movie came out. I don't think it was like marketed

as being gay. Like the lesbian thing was kind of

a surprise because I didn't see this movie till like

five years after. It just made it like like the

action pretty girls by movie, like.

Speaker 3: Actual movie, and I had no interest in seeing it

because I I don't know, I guess I just I

thought it was really.

Speaker 2: Cool and I was I came out. I mean this

came out when I was like fourteen or fifteen, and

I was like super like seeing emo kid, Like, I

thought it was too cool for anything there, So you

were like, yeah, I was like, I'm not gonna watch

this anyway. But then I saw it later because I

heard that it was gay when I was like nineteen

inch and I come out, So anyway, that is not

my hot take, and my hot take is I guess

not that whatever I'm gonna tell you anyway.

Speaker 3: So I just think that Lucy didn't need to stop

being bad.

Speaker 2: I think she should have kept being bad because she

was mainly it seemed like, stealing from like corporations and

rich people anyway, so who cares.

Speaker 3: Like she wasn't feeling anyone?

Speaker 2: Yeah, like they thought, I know she wasn't, And so

I felt like ether rich, she could keep stealing from them,

but she should, you know, give some to charity. Yeah,

she doesn't need to also become that rich person. But anyway,

I did think it was really funny later. So at

some point in the movie, she's like Lucy Diamond and

she's like the bad girl whatever. She says like I

didn't always want to be a villain. I used to

want to be a pirate and then the other goes

like that's that's also why she's like, I guess I

always so anyway, I just think she could have kept

being bad. But it's okay. So I that was basically yeah,

I guess that's more like a.

Speaker 3: Burning desire than a hot take because it's not that hot.

Speaker 2: But whatever. So right now we're gonna take a quick

break and when we get back, we'll get into the recap.

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we're discussing depths. So as we kind of mentioned, I

love this movie. You love this movie. Yes, So not

to give anything away, but it's probably gonna get a

good rating.

Speaker 1: Just say yeah, whenever we say we love this movie,

you can assume that we're going to get watch.

Speaker 2: More like one.

Speaker 3: Actually, how we watched it piss.

Speaker 2: Me off and so okay, So like we kind of said,

it's set in the two thousands, it's okay. The first

time I watched it, I thought that it was a

high school, but I realized it's more like a college

because they get into Yeah, they get into it by

like taking their SATs and there's a hidden test within

it that tests if you would be like a good

spy or whatever.

Speaker 3: And then they get invited to the secret school.

Speaker 2: So basically that's the opening scene, is like a bunch

of high schoolers taking the tests and then they're explaining

that there's secret test within it. And so they come

to the special group called DEVS and I forgot to

look up what DEV stands for? Do you know what

it stands for? Because it had it on the wall

and it was like the emblem said it and I

know BE was for beauty, but I can't remember the

rest like this. If anyone knows, tell me, But anyway,

it stands for something, and it's like they work for

the government basically. And so when you get like accepted

because you pass the secret test, you go to a

school and it's basically like a college because they said

at some point they mentioned like you've been my best

friend for four years since we've got here, So I'm

like okay. So they go from when they graduate and

it's like they go to college.

Speaker 1: And so also another thing that oh we're being fact

checked right now, it is discipline, energy, beauty, and stream nice.

Speaker 3: You got beauty right, I had one.

Speaker 2: I was like, oh, like pretty, you're like beauty Okay,

So we open into like a fancy house. It's giving

like sorority house, which reminds me of another thing from

the two thousands.

Speaker 3: You probably don't know about this.

Speaker 2: I mean, you know what sororities are, but there was

a show on a TV called Sorority Life in like

two thousand.

Speaker 3: A couple but enough.

Speaker 2: I wanted to see in a sorority so fucking bad

because of that. They're so cool and they were. One

of the seasons was that you see Davis and I

don't know anything else about Davis, but everything I have

known a few people that went there, and all I think.

I was like, oh my god, this sorority lifeli and

I'm like, nobody fucking knows about this is the show.

But anyway, so it's giving cool sorority house. There's pictures

of all the girls on the wall, but then the

picture one of the pictures turns into like a video

screen of a man yelling at them to wake up.

And the man I think, I don't know his name.

I don't know the active's name, but he's from a

lot of other stuff, and I think she died. He

died like a few years of a So that's sad. Yeah,

and anyway, so they are like all struggling to wake up,

except for Max. Max is played by Megan Good, who

I think is just like so beautiful, but I think

she's like a Republican or something.

Speaker 3: Now she's conservative. Yeah, she's still pretty.

Speaker 2: And so they're Yeah.

Speaker 3: So I feel like it's giving that she's kind of

like the boss or like.

Speaker 2: Also she's type A because she's like the first one

that gets up and then she wakes up all the

other girls. She's like, get up, everybody.

Speaker 3: Now, are you good at waking up? I used to

love waking up in the morning, but not now. Now

when I have to wake up, I'm like, oh my god,

it takes me forever.

Speaker 1: But when I was younger, I would be up like

six am watching sof like getting ready and yeah, I

used to love getting up for school.

Speaker 2: I did.

Speaker 3: Yeah, I used to, like I used to dress up

and I'd be like, oh my gosh, so ready.

Speaker 1: Not high school though, I'm talking about like younger, oh,

because then when high school.

Speaker 3: Came, I was just like, oh fuck, I hate school.

Speaker 2: I hate getting up. It's like I'm such a bitch

in the morning, and I feel really bad. Okay, First

of all, my wife has to deal with my excessive

amount of alarms. Like I set it's like every two

minutes or everything. Okay, So what I do is I

set like three alarms. One is like an hour before

I need to wake up, and then another is like

an hour before you yeah, yeah, yeah, because when the

first one goes off, you're like, yeah, I get to

sleep for another hour. Girl, Oh my god. And then

I said another one for like I like.

Speaker 3: Saying like six forty or whatever.

Speaker 2: If I need to be able at set into like

twenty minutes before I need to get up, and then

I set one for one I really need to get up.

Speaker 3: But the problem is, because.

Speaker 2: I'm half awake, I forget which one is which, and

I snooze all of them. Therefore an alarm goes off

more than every eight minutes. And actually she just had

to have a talk with me about how I have

to stop doing hot.

Speaker 3: So she's like, I'm gonna try.

Speaker 2: She's the one that's like yeah because it wakes her up.

I'm that person where like it all work that like

alarm into my dream and I'm like, Ye're like, day

too good.

Speaker 3: I think have alarmed you do? It's like so multiple.

Speaker 2: That's the other thing. I just.

Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because I don't even like look when I step.

Speaker 2: My phone, it's like random. I just put at the time,

and then it like assigns one. So there's like slightly

different ones. Anyways, I'm not good at waking up. I'm

really mean when I have to get up, and that's

a problem. Anyway. So the boss guy is named mister

p and I think I think so. I think that

was important to know his name, but I don't think

I ever mentioned his name again, but I wrote it down.

And then oh my god, we see Holland Taylor. So

she is missus Sarah Paulson or Sarah Paulson is missus

Holland Taylor. I don't know.

Speaker 3: She's gay and she's with Sarah Paulson and they've been

together forever.

Speaker 2: I did hear some gossip a few years ago that

like Sarah Paulson cheats on.

Speaker 3: Her all the time or like they have like a

I don't know, there's I don't know.

Speaker 2: The way it sounded was like that Sarah okay, they

like I think they lived separately, which is cool. That's

interesting that people do that, but that she always has

girls that are more like her age come over, and

so I don't know if it's an open thing because

Holland is like, girl, I'm tired, I'm eighty. Like I'm

not trying to fuck all the time or.

Speaker 3: On her.

Speaker 2: I don't think you heard.

Speaker 3: It's like I'm just picturing her being like, yeah, go ahead,

did what she need to do it. You don't have

sex to know too much. When did they get together?

Do you remember?

Speaker 1: Oh?

Speaker 3: My god, like so long ago? How I know that

they were together, but like.

Speaker 4: I want to say, like twenty fourteen maybe, because I

feel like they got together when American Horse Story was

still going really strong and Sarah Pilson was like still

really real.

Speaker 2: Life yeah or whatever. And there's like thirty years between them,

so she was already old. She was late thirties, early forties,

and so she was already like she.

Speaker 3: Was already old in this movie in two thousand and five,

like she's been old my whole life.

Speaker 2: She's bad anyway, So she plays the headmistress person and

I said, that makes sense because she's gay, and now

we know this movie is gay.

Speaker 4: Yeah.

Speaker 2: So Holland Taylor, whose character is named Miss Petrie, tells

them Lucy Diamond is back in the States, so we're like,

oh shit, Lucy Diamond must be important because the head

mistress is talking about her.

Speaker 3: And also when they see it's just they have all this.

Speaker 2: Cool technology, like like Miss Petrie was kind of like

a Hall of Groden thing when she was talking to them,

or she like teleported to I don't know, I thought

that was cool. And so this the group of girls

from the from the sorority house are assigned to find

out what is going on with Lucy and her friend

that she's going to meet up with her cage she

be friend Ninochka, And so then we switch and we

go to the Evil Lair where Lucy Diamond is and

there's a sign that says a good dev is dead dev. Yeah,

like okay, she does not like Death's not like her.

Speaker 3: And then we see we see this guy named Jimmy Simpson.

He plays the bad Guy, the young version of the

bad Guy.

Speaker 2: In West World. If you haven't seen West World, you

should watch it, but really only season one because it

gets kind of shitty after that. Anyway, then we see

Jordana Brewster slash Lucy Diamond. So she's played by Jordana Brewster.

Who I didn't realize my wife had like an early

obsession with. She was telling me all about her. She

was like, yeah, did you know she was like discovered

in a mall. I was like, how did you know that?

She's like because she's really pretty and she was in

the Fast and Furious, So like I looked up all

these things about it. She's like these random beg Yes,

you're so funny that you remember that after like twenty years. Anyway,

so we've find out that she's a lesbian because the friend,

the friend Jimmy Simpson who I don't remember why they

moved Gus scut his name is Scott, So Scout was

setting her up with the KGB girl as like a

blind date, and then they kind of hint at like

she had her heartbroken and the friend is trying to

get her to move on, but she doesn't want to

and she's like, I'm just gonna focus on like showing

the world or whatever.

Speaker 3: Like being the villain to the villain.

Speaker 2: And so then we cut to their date. So she

does go to the date there at like a fancy

like restaurant, and the the devs are like hanging on

like a swing from like the ceiling like staking it out,

like looking down and apparently also like the CIA and

people are there also steaking it out.

Speaker 3: Everybody's staking it out. So she's like a big deal.

Speaker 2: And so Amy who is We will find out she's

the main character. She's the one that's wearing a cute

blue tracksuit in a lot of this movie. But right

now they're all wearing like the little school girl outfits,

which is why I thought it was high school because

that's what I thought too.

Speaker 3: I didn't know if there are colleges that have uniformed

maybe they want to have them dressed that way because

it's like spies, so they're all.

Speaker 2: Going I think it's also like to appeal to like

creepy men, because you know, there's like that Catholic schoolgirl

fantasy and they have really short skirts. Yeah, like anyway, whatever,

they're kind of cute outfits though, And so she's talking

about how she wants to go to art school in

Barcelona or if you are from Spain you would say Barthlavona. Anyway,

So Amy's ex boyfriend Bobby keeps calling and she doesn't

want to talk to him, and then he shows up

because he's a member of another group. I don't think

it was CIA, but he's in one of the other groups.

He like shows up and he like comes down on

the line and is like talking to her while seeking

it out.

Speaker 3: And I'm sorry.

Speaker 2: I know that she's probably supposed to be like twenty

one or twenty two, but he looks like he's like thirty.

Speaker 3: Five or older. He doesn't love but he looks so

familiar to I don't know who he is, but I

know he's been in a lot of stuff. We should

have looked it up. He didn't look familiar to me.

I was just like, who is this creepy old man?

Speaker 2: And so uh, She's like not when you talk to him.

And then when they're looking down at Lucy, Amy goes,

oh wait, she doesn't say this. This is just what

I think she was thinking.

Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, she did she well, she's funny,

but she's like, wow, she's sok. Max is like she's

what like she was like, she's like real, but you're

looking at how like she's beautiful.

Speaker 3: She's like really rudel Oh my god.

Speaker 2: And so the boyfriend is like, hey, give me my

bracelet back, and then he tries to take the bracelet

off of her arm her wrists, and of course it

falls into Lucy's soup, and then she looks up and

sees them, which is like they were like really like obvious,

like I know, how do they not hear them talking?

Speaker 3: I know?

Speaker 2: And so then the restaurant basically turns into like a

big shootout thing, and Lucy ends up escaping and all

the deaths try to go after her and find her,

and then Amy and Lucy end up in the same

storagroom place and then they literally run into each other

and they're both apologizing.

Speaker 3: Because women are like raised to apologize for everything, right,

and then they're like, oh my god, wait, you're leading me.

Speaker 2: And so then they like point their guns at each

other and Amy's like whatever, so I started like read

her rights, like you're gonna arrest her, and she's like

you're not gonna arrest me. Whatever. Anyway, then they try

to make like a true thing and Amy's like, oh

my god, I'm writing a turn paper on you and

I didn't know you were a lesbian.

Speaker 3: How She's like, you're hearing a date.

Speaker 1: What we thought this was like a secret plan or

something like, you know, but she's just like, no, it

was a blind ding Yeah.

Speaker 2: And so Amy ends up letting her go kind of

on accident, and she tells her friends that she met

her and that she's gone, and apparently when she leaves

she loves a bunch of diamonds. Yeah, and so this

is like a really big deal because it means that

Amy is the only person to ever fight Lucy Diamond.

Speaker 3: And live, even though they didn't really fight, they just

like talk to apologize.

Speaker 2: To each other. But people think this was so in

to her.

Speaker 3: She's just like no, so and then we see Lucy

in the car with Scud and.

Speaker 5: She's like I met someone, which is so lusby and

she like barely like yeah, I love her.

Speaker 2: And so also, I think it's important to note that

Amy is the only person to ever get a perfect

score on that DVCE test, So she's kind of like

a star people anyway because of that. And now she

has fought Lucy Diamond and lived, so it's like she's

getting like she's gonna get a lot of attention, Like

she's like so cool.

Speaker 3: So Scud freaks out because he's like she's ad.

Speaker 2: Dead, what the hell? And then Lucy like basically like

kicks him out of the car and kicks the car

and she goes to find her, and so she goes

to the little like dove sorority house and she uses

these like cool tools to like climb up and sneak

into the room. And then they get into like a

sort of fight, and Lucy's like, well, you said you're

writing a paper on me, so I just want to

like help you out, like you can come straight to

the source, you know.

Speaker 1: She's like, there's a lot of stuff that you know

you got wrong, Like don't you want to know exactly?

Speaker 3: Don't you want to know?

Speaker 2: I like to have sex with me. And so Lucy.

Speaker 3: Basically like threatens her with a weapon to get her

to leave with her.

Speaker 2: So she kind of like forces her out. And then

when they're going out, Janet one of the other Doves

that it's like, I guess not doing that great at

her school. She's not like passing. Yeah, anyway, they see her,

and so now they have to take her with them

because she saw and in it's giving double date because

God is in the car and Lucy takes him to

like this cool club called the junk Pit, and it

reminds me of the what's the police called in in

San Junipero, the primary like that, but it was also

kind of like I guess it's like any like goth club,

which I've never been to one in real life. But

in Righteous Jumpstones, one of the characters Kelvin's boyfriend, I

think they end up getting married. Keith used to be

like goth and like I say, and one time he

like tries to go back to the club, and that's

what the club looks like that they saved him from. Anyway.

I don't know if anybody watches Righteous Jumpstones, but if

you don't, us to watch it. It's so funny. I

mean it ended, so you can beinge all of it now. Anyway.

So Amy tells.

Speaker 3: Lucy the hypothesis for the paper about.

Speaker 2: Her and basically like being a woman in a man's world,

so she has to be like extra vicious and daughter

dot to be respected, and also that she thinks that

she's unable to live to love or receive love. And

then Lucy gets offended, and then they start talking about

how Amy broke up with her boyfriend, and she's like,

why didn't you break up with your boyfriend?

Speaker 3: She's like, I don't know, I.

Speaker 2: Just wanted more like she wanted a woman, but she's

like not understanding that because it's two thousand and five. Also,

she doesn't know any lesbians until now. Lucy also tells

her she hasn't actually killed any people, so that was

a thing because they made it seem like she killed

everybody she fought with it. She's like, no, they all

like died of random things.

Speaker 1: Like She's like, it was just a coincidence. They were

there and like to fight me, but they ended up dying,

Like I had nothing to do with it exactly.

Speaker 2: And so also there's so much eye contact, which is

like a thing in lesbian movie.

Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean we talked about in Maggie and Annie.

The aggressive dancing.

Speaker 2: Eye contact make me I'm really uncomfortable, especially with someone

I don't know. But I don't know. I think I've

said this. I have like my own issues with eye

contact where I'm like always thinking I'm not doing too much?

Am I doing not enough? So I couldn't dance with

a stranger someone's doing like that's so weird there in

context anyway, So they're doing they don't have that type

of anxiety.

Speaker 3: Because they're just very much staring into each other's eyes.

Speaker 2: So AnyWho, we see Scutt and Janet are like having fun,

which is cute anyway, Lucy and Amy almost kiss, but

Amy's like I should go, But then they say they

want to see each other again, and that's like a

huge risk for Amy. She's like, I could like get

kicked out. And then Janet ruins the moment by coming

up and being like, oh my god, she almost kissed you.

Speaker 3: You were gonna let her?

Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, Like, I don't know if

she's more surprised at the fact that her friend was

going to kiss another woman or that it was Lucy Diamond,

which is like everything that they're against.

Speaker 2: I think both, and I think that it was giving,

like she thought that Lucy was being creepy, like.

Speaker 3: She was like she has a big lesbian crush on me,

like that I was thinking.

Speaker 2: And so Lucy ends up taking them home and Amy

is like, I can't see you again. But it's obvious

that they like each other, and then Janet's like, basically,

I'm going to tell, and Amy's like, has I have

blackmail on YouTube? So so now Janet is complicit, Yeah,

she can't tell. And when they get home, Max was

waiting up for them. So Max was like the type

a that is played by Meganga. She's like supposedly Amy's

best friend, and so I feel like she's also kind

of like why were you going with Janet instead of me?

She says like, oh, we just went on the walk

because I'm really upset about breaking up with my boy.

Speaker 3: And she's like, oh, I'm so smart.

Speaker 2: Yeah, And so the next day it's oh.

Speaker 3: Jennet calls Amy a gayesla.

Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was kind of funny. And then they

go into a classroom and Miss Petrie is there and

she wants to take pictures with Amy because she's like

a star because she saw Lucy and she didn't die.

And then she asked for a really detailed description of

the encounter and she promotes Amy to squad captain and

that makes Max mad because Max was the squad count. Yeah,

and so now she's like, wow, you get everything and

I get nothing, Like I worked so fucking hard for this,

and basically Amy says something stupid like I don't want it,

and she's like that's the point, you don't even want it,

and you get it. And I work my ass off

for this and I got kicked out because of you

like you're a misperfect score now, you know. So it's

like kind of sad, and she is like, whatever, just

promise that you'll catch Lucy now that you're a boss.

Speaker 3: And so that's kind of award because she already likes Lucy.

But she's like yeah, she's like of course.

Speaker 2: All And so then we cut to Lucy robbing a

bank and the devs are called to go apprehend Lucy

and her friends, her buddies that rob with her. Lucy's

all like excited to see her, like I think she's

like fixing her makeup and she's like all.

Speaker 3: Here, like this is so stupid, like why are you

doing this?

Speaker 1: I know?

Speaker 2: And so then Lucy tries to discreetly lure Amy over

to talk to her when like they're like trying to

like look for them, and she's like in the in

the corner on the side and she's like she's like,

oh my god, come here. And Max sees her and

it's like what are you doing, Maxico? Max? Lucy Maxy's

Amy being weird? Weird? Yeah, yeah, And so Amy and

Max are arguing and I'm like, there's a stupid time

to argue, Like this is like literally the middle of

a bank robbery.

Speaker 3: And then.

Speaker 2: All the girls trapped in this vault and Lucy makes

Amy fall down like a shoot, and then she's in there.

Speaker 3: So it's like I hit in the room and she's like, hey,

I need to talk.

Speaker 2: To you girl.

Speaker 6: And so.

Speaker 2: Then while they're talking, Lucy thinks it's funny to like

have these daggers come down in the room where all

the other girls are trapped and like almost kill them.

And she's like, what the fuck, and so she's like

let them out, and she does let them out, and

also they kiss.

Speaker 3: Amy kisses Lucy. Yeah, that's a big deal.

Speaker 1: She's like, I can't be you know, I don't like

you like that, like I like you, but I don't

like like you. And then Lucy's like, oh, I'm so sorry,

I got this mixed up. Then whatever, it's cool. She's

like it's fine.

Speaker 2: And then Amy's like, actually, just kid Actually She's like,

I actually do like you. Yeah, and then Lucy is

like will you come with me? And she says yes.

So they leave a note that says I have the girl,

and so now they think that she kidnapped me yeah,

which I feel like is not a good idea because

she's like the star, the star.

Speaker 3: Student everybody's name looking for her.

Speaker 2: So then we see like this montage of Amy and

Lucy falling in love and just like having so much fun.

It's really cute. And we also see Scud and Janet

like instant messaging each other, so I coffee and so

that's cute. But then Nanoshka the Blind Day sees Lucy

and Amy being cute on a date somewhere, and she's

mad because she's just she.

Speaker 3: Barely even met her, but I guess she decided like

she was like, oh.

Speaker 2: Do anything you want? Yes, And so then we see

Lucy and Amy get into their first argument because Lucy

is like, do you really want to do this or

are you just doing it because you did well on

that random test that got you into this, And she's like,

I don't know, I really want to go to art

school in Breathlona. But then they like kind of talk

about like, oh my god, what if we did that right,

Like what if you we went there and like I

did when I could like rent boats. I don't even

know what she was saying, but they're coming up with

like ideas, yeah, and she kind of shares some insecurities

about like I don't think I'm really as great as

everyone thinks I am, so that makes me nervous. Then

we cut to the dev sorority house and we see

Max answering a phone call and it's from Nonochka, and

then it's in the middle of the night and she

says she knows where Amy is, and so Max is like,

oh my god, let's go get her. So she gets

all the girls up and they're ready to go to

the lair, and Janet keeps trying to call Amy to

warn her because she knows she went there. She knows, yeah,

but she's not answering because she's having too much fun

doing sex stuff with Lucy. And so then Dev's and

Bobby the ex boyfriend, just leaves things alone. They sneak

into the lair and then they're fighting with Scun and

then Lucy and Amy are professing their love for each other,

and there is a funny part. I don't remember exactly

how it happened, but like Cascutt and Janet are not

supposed to know each other, so they're like kind of

talking in Max is like what are you doing? And

then and then Janet punches in the face so funny anyway,

So they end up rushing into the bedroom where Lucy

and Amy are having sex. So they rush into them.

They catch them in the act. Literally, do you you

remember you remember Courtey act? Right? Okay, whenever someone is

caught in the act because I didn't get it because

I'm not Australian.

Speaker 3: But if you don't know on drag Race Courtney.

Speaker 2: Act, it's funny if you have an accent because she's

from Australia, because it sounds like quote me act. I

can't do a very good Australian accent anyway. Good, I

mean thank you anyway, So they got quote in act

and so everybody is disappointed and sad, and then they

leave and then Amy like.

Speaker 1: Goes back to the dep's house like they show her

like the Walk of Shame, like literally, she's like, oh

fuck yes, and miss Petrie and other like higher up

boss people are there and they're.

Speaker 3: Like what the fuck, like really, and Amy.

Speaker 2: Tries to play it off like I was just doing research.

I was just researching her vagina, like I don't know,

I just needed to know anyway. So Max is like, okay,

I have an idea because nobody else knows about this,

so it doesn't need to get out because she's like,

this is.

Speaker 3: Gonna be a pire nightmare, blah blah blah.

Speaker 2: And she's like, no, why don't you just make Amy

be the deb of the year and then we'll all

lie and be like we rescued her and novel avoid

the embarrassment of her running off and an affair with Lucy.

Speaker 3: And so she's like, oh, actually that's a good idea.

I'll see why you were.

Speaker 2: Yeah, you are, she's like. And so then basically they

put Amy on lockdown and her room to make sure

she doesn't sneak out to be with her love, and

she's very sad and lonely, and she agrees to go

to the end game with Bobby, which I feel like

is kind of like a prom thing where they're not

announced the dub of the year and it's like a

dance in a game. I don't know. Anyway, she agrees

to go with Bobby and he's like so disgusting. He's like,

I know that you love me and she's like yeah,

and he's like, I actually also decided that the gay

thing's kind of hot.

Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, I'm okay with it. Yeah, and it

was so cool that you did that. Yeah, like gruss

And then he gives her a bracelet again.

Speaker 2: And so then we see Amy alone in her room

and Lucy has snuck in and Amy is like no, no, no,

no no, and she hits the panic button to get

you see in trouble and the girl shoot at her

and she escapes and I'm like, wow, you really like

fully turned on her. She's like, she didn't kill so

they were shooting at her.

Speaker 3: That's crazy.

Speaker 2: So then we see Lucy in her lair and she's like,

I'm gonna buy Australia. Oh my god, I forgot to

talk about this. I feel like.

Speaker 3: She's like, I'm just don't like like it.

Speaker 2: I'm mad And Scott is like that's stupid, because you're

mad about your girlfriend not being with you anymore. You

can't kill continent.

Speaker 3: And so she's like being bad doesn't really.

Speaker 2: Feel good anymore. And I would give up everything to

be with Amy, and I'm like spoken like a true Lesbo.

Speaker 3: She was like, She's like, I'm ready to like turn

over her.

Speaker 2: Yeah, And so they decide to find a way to

get her back, and so Lucy starts sending all the

money back that she's stole in to like undo her

crimes because she doesn't want to be bad anymore. And

then we see a little montage of Lucy trying to

be good now and like the news being like, Lucy

joined has returned a million dollars. I don't know. So

after we see this little montage of Lucy being good

and trying to undo her bad deeds with good deeds, basically,

we see Amy in her room and she's getting ready

for endgame and miss sir pe the boss guy, comes in,

and she is like, I really want to know since

I got the perfect score, Like what does the test

actually measure? Like what is it measuring? And he says, basically,

it just measures how good you are lying. So since

you got a perfect score, you're the perfect liar. Yeah,

which is like.

Speaker 5: And so I think she kind of like is like a.

Speaker 2: Fuck, now I feel out about myself. Yeah, like I'm

so great at lying. She's like, Wow, people don't really

watch Friends anymore, but I do and I love Friends.

And there was Monica was so competitive?

Speaker 3: Did you get Friends?

Speaker 2: I watched it?

Speaker 3: Okay, sure you should watch it.

Speaker 2: There are a lot of things that are problematic, but

like I said, I learned what a lesbian was when

I was four or five when you are.

Speaker 3: And also there are really funny parts.

Speaker 2: But Monica was really competitive, but so she hated being

bad at anything. But she was really she was really

bad and get the massages, and like Chandler would lie

to her and be like, oh, yeah, I love your massages.

And when someone called him out about lying about it anyway,

so to like twist it around because she's so competitive,

he was like, you are the best at give you

bad massages in the whole world.

Speaker 3: Anyway.

Speaker 2: That's what being a really the perfect liner makes me

think of, like, wow, you're really good at this not

good thing. And so Lucy and Scott are planning to

break into the endgame prom thing event and that the

plan is just okay, now you tell him I love her,

Like are you kidding? She's like, that's the whole plan.

And so Janet at some point is realizing that Amy

and Lucy probably really love each other. And I think

she tells Max this, or she.

Speaker 3: Might not tell Max this until later she does.

Speaker 2: She's like tells them Max and the other girls after

her name. I don't know, I know I almost put

her on the list. It's devin Akis that Ye. I

can't remember what her character's name was. She's French, the character, yeah,

I don't think the French, but I don't know. I

don't know where she's from.

Speaker 3: Is she American?

Speaker 2: Is she related to see Barricuine, Yes, that's her brother.

Speaker 3: Oh wow, anyway, okay, I.

Speaker 2: Was also in the Past and the Fears. What seven.

Speaker 3: I don't watch the Past and oh okay.

Speaker 2: Well, I just thought it was funny because you're gin. Yeah. No.

Speaker 3: I like Michelle Rodriguez and she was she was really hot.

Speaker 2: But I didn't actually watch the movies. I just saw

like pictures of her and like the wife pleased her

and I was like, she's so hot. And then I

remember her being really homophobic, like she was so against

being out as gay and she got out it and

them she was like, oh yeah, actually I'm.

Speaker 3: Anyway, Donalnique is her name Dominique?

Speaker 2: Yes, that makes sense the French. So basically yeah, yeah,

it's like if you were really her best friend, if

you guys were her friends, you would want her to

be happy. Yeah, And so I feel like Max is

like thinking about it.

Speaker 1: Yeah.

Speaker 2: So Bobby finds out that Lucy's trying to infiltrate, so

he gets all of his stupid friends and they try

to go stop her, and then we see that she's

like in the vents, which is like my nightmare because

I am claustrophobic, and I guess it's helpful that Literally,

Jordana Bruster looks like she's like I don't know if

she's tall, but she looks like she's like five seven

and weighs like maybe a hundred counts.

Speaker 1: Yeah, so skinny, and so it was probably like really

it was not her own yes, and also she probably

didn't feel that claustrophobic because she wasn't taking out that

much space. She's like, anyway, it's there.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like damn anyway. So they realize she's

in the events, so they start like shooting upwards, which

is like also so scary, and eventually she like falls

through in like a breakroom marrier or something of like,

because it's not like a hotel, and then she gets

to the main room where like the ballroom whatever, where

they're having the prom party, and she hears Amy saying

a bunch of dumb stuff about like how evil Lucy is.

This is because Max wrote her her speech for being

Double year and then Lucy is like looking all sad,

but then Amy tells the truth about how happy Lucy

makes her, and Lucy smiles, and then they.

Speaker 3: See each other and Amy's like, excuse me, I have.

Speaker 2: A date with the Double. She's like like.

Speaker 1: She sees her, and then she's just like, oh my god,

like I need to be with her. Yeah, so she

like Bobbycy's doing something.

Speaker 3: By like holding Lucy there because he's like, yeah, listen

to this speech. She totally thinks you're so evil, yea,

is that the worst thing in the world?

Speaker 2: Like, oh no, She's right, I love that. Girls into

it anyways, so she like runs off to try and

get to her. Bobby's trying to like attack Lucy, and

then Lucy steals his gun and runs off to find Amy,

and one of the stupid guys that's friends with Bobby

sees her and insides panic by telling everyone, oh my god,

Lucy tagonsair Lucy Diamond's hair, like I want a loser.

And then during all the panic, they run into each

other again and then they start kiss, saying and it's

so cute, and then the other Deaths show up and

they try to stop it by like holding them at gunpoint,

and Scott is also there and it's like a stand

off and then like Max has like her gun like

at Lucy, and at some point she basically like says

like I will kill you if you break her heart.

So you see that she like had to change of

heart and she is a good friend. She's like, I

will fuck you up if you hurt her, but I

want you to run off together.

Speaker 3: She's like, go ahead, keep her keep her straight, keep

her clean.

Speaker 2: Oh I was like the opposite of string. She's like,

keep her straight.

Speaker 1: She can just be your friend, only not day friend,

but like as in you know, like don't be evil.

Oh yeah, yeah, okay, Oh my gosh. It's like straight,

like sober, like not dress. It's like a big part

of the movie forgot.

Speaker 2: AnyWho so been. They like they run off together and

then Max helps them because then the guys show up

and she's like, oh, they went that way, like she says,

the opposite way of when they went to throw people off.

And also it seems like Janet and Scud end up together.

I really exactly how they showed it, but they were

still talking yeah something after because he's just.

Speaker 1: Like, well, I'm not a villain anymore, like you know, yeah,

guys like we can date.

Speaker 2: It was so cute.

Speaker 3: I think he does say like should we go on

a dat or like that, and she, oh yeah. She's

like so do you She's like yeah, something's like you

don't even know what I'm gonna say.

Speaker 1: She's like anything, you say yes, yeah, And I was like, oh, okay,

she's too so and then she gets her stripes.

Speaker 2: Oh yeah. I didn't talk about that because I thought

it's like, I don't know, I should have talked about it,

but I didn't care that much about Janet.

Speaker 3: But yeah, so, as I mentioned, she.

Speaker 2: Was not doing that well. She was like kind of

family and she wasn't passing. And at the end Max

gives her her stripes, which you need to get your

stripes to like passy and graduate or whatever. So it's cute.

So I feel like everyone ends up happy because they

can still be friends with Amy and Lucy is like

good now, so it's not like people are out after

her breaking news.

Speaker 3: From our producer fun facts in real life, Janet's bro

is kid Rock.

Speaker 2: Are you actually kidding me? What that is?

Speaker 3: So fucking random?

Speaker 2: Wow? I do you do you like Kim Rock? Can

you imagine?

Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, I'm the biggest failing.

Speaker 2: But I gotta tell you something. One cool thing about

kid Rock because well, okay, one, when I was like nine,

when he first.

Speaker 3: Came out with Bob with a Bob, I thought he.

Speaker 2: Was so hot, and I think it's because he had

long hair, Like I was like, he just like a

beautiful man.

Speaker 3: He's kind of like a girl.

Speaker 2: But the other thing, yeah, that's cool about him is

that I watched like, what was it behind the music

kid Rock? And he talked about how when he was younger,

all his friends would make fun of him because he

likes to eat girls out and they were like that's gross,

and he was the only one that like loved it.

And I was like, wow, that's a true man. What

kind of man says that they're straight but doesn't want

to eat out their girlfriend? I think that's so.

Speaker 3: It's just so crazy. Why are you grossed out? But yeah,

he's like she car But I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2: I'm not like even once he's like dirty dick in

their mouth, Like I don't know, I have never done this,

but I've seen so many things about men having like

skid marks because they don't wipe their mass. So I

feel like being that close to that area is gross.

And he seems like a man that wouldn't wipe his

ass because didn't he say something like that or did

I make it up? Did you kal it? That's okay?

I like clean your butt?

Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was one of those men that said,

like it's getty to.

Speaker 2: Clean your like to use baby works and something.

Speaker 3: They think that, like to wash your like you don't

watch your butt cry.

Speaker 2: Okay, men are gross.

Speaker 4: I don't know.

Speaker 2: Wow, that turned into something things real different, like rumors

about him. I know that you've learned at the R,

but I don't. I don't know. Maybe he doesn't. I

don't know, because this sticky peanuts and balls and sweaty

and gross and also it doesn't wait, I don't know.

I mean hopefully wipes well enough.

Speaker 7: I don't know.

Speaker 3: Some people don't wipe.

Speaker 2: I learned that also on like Reddit clost about straight

ben and oh yeah, it don't wait.

Speaker 7: It's like gays are white or like they can wipe

only like, oh my god, you made me think of

you made me think of another registry when we were

trying to look for registries, and it was about this

guy that they It was like he was a roommate

to someone else.

Speaker 1: He left like literal, little like pieces of shit everywhere

he sat because he would never wipe it. And they

said the reason how they found this out was because

he never used toilet paper.

Speaker 3: He had a separate bathroom.

Speaker 1: Then they did because he lived with a couple and

they said they were smelling something awful and they were like,

no way, it's him.

Speaker 2: Maybe he just had like a bad day or something.

Speaker 1: I don't know, but they started to do some investigating

because they were like, this smells like actual shit and

there are stains on the couch and the chairs. They

put like the piece of toilet paper up to see

if he like would use it, and they went in

there right.

Speaker 3: After they knew he was going shit.

Speaker 2: He did not use it.

Speaker 1: They had to have a talk with him about it

and they were like, hey, dude, you need to wash

your ass because it's actually disgusting.

Speaker 3: And he was just like, I washed my ass, like

I knew that, and they're like, no, you don't.

Speaker 1: We can smell you. I guarantee you right now. If

you get up and walk away leaves a stench and

a stain, and he did else.

Speaker 2: So how can you go And he had a girlfriend,

maybe she always didn't want her as like okay on my.

Speaker 1: Aris, But a lot of women put up with men

they're disgusting like this, and so they're just like it's.

Speaker 2: A flaw because you know it's he care all everywhere.

Speaker 3: Don't you see those posts where they were like.

Speaker 1: Those girls that like say, okay, now that we're not

dating anymore, let me tell you about the awful things

that he did.

Speaker 2: And almost in the door. All of them were.

Speaker 1: He never wiped like, he never wiped his ass. He

loved skin marks. He loved a skin mark on my bed.

I was going down him and he going on, I

was giving him.

Speaker 2: Bed, And I'm just giving about women say that. I'm

not sure, but I like to reserve that for them because.

Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, but I was gonna say something really

crazy right now. Men have deserved But anyways.

Speaker 4: So.

Speaker 3: When they're like this and he doesn't, and.

Speaker 2: Yeah, that's disgusting. Okay. There have been times when I

have been in a store and someone smells so fucking

bad that it's smelling up the whole store.

Speaker 3: Have you had this happen.

Speaker 2: This happened to me twice at different grocery outlets, and

I feel bad because I love the grocery outlet.

Speaker 3: And one time it was a woman he stopped sunk

up the grocery. She smelled.

Speaker 2: Okay, I feel really bad and I don't think this

is true. But remember when what's his name, what's the

guy's name that was married to Lamar, Lamar that was

married to Chloe. He said under oak that her jojo

smelled like earringbacks.

Speaker 3: He just said that to her.

Speaker 2: Yet this lady smelled like earringbacks and also sweaty body odor.

It was really gross. But I do know what smell

he's talking about, because when when my cat sometimes he

needs his anal GLAMs express, which pe I don't think

only happens.

Speaker 3: To dogs, but it does happen to cats, and it

smells like your back.

Speaker 2: So anyway, I'm like, oh wow, maybe like that a

cat that smelled like that.

Speaker 3: Anyway, I don't believe that about clothing it.

Speaker 2: I think he was just trying to hurt her, point being,

I don't know how I got so off topic.

Speaker 3: Oh kid rock, he's a trumper. Don't like the main one.

Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because we.

Speaker 3: Were so thrown off by that fun fact, which so crazy.

Speaker 2: Oh my god, I was like breaking fucking ars, you guys,

that's insane.

Speaker 3: No, I have seen him in concert because my dad

made me and my wife go and we oh my god,

when he was at the fair near.

Speaker 2: Us, and it was awkward and he didn't even it

was when we were drinking. He didn't even buy the

alcohol so that I could like sort of enjoy it and.

Speaker 3: Let to supply your own no yellow shots for you.

Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm like, I didn't have money to buy

fair price beer or whatever, like it's so expensive anyway.

So now we have to talk about munch more.

Speaker 3: None of them are.

Speaker 2: Men, and none of them have skin marks. I would,

So the options are Lucy, Amy a Max.

Speaker 3: Okay, do you know who you would?

Speaker 2: No, I don't know.

Speaker 1: You know, it's a little hard because I think all

of them are attractive, and I did like all of them,

even though they're like different personalities. But I think I

would Munch.

Speaker 3: I would munch Max.

Speaker 2: I would merge with Lucy, and then I'd murder Amy.

Stop that what I was gonna stay.

Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because Max is so beautiful and like I

know too, but she's just like, you know, she's just not.

Speaker 2: Like she's gonna watch this. I don't really act to

his name.

Speaker 3: But she's beautiful.

Speaker 2: But she's beautiful and like kind of like a basic way,

like a like a basic white girl way. And she

I don't know, she doesn't stand out. Georgiana Brewster has

like a little bit of an edge to her because

she's her character plays like a bad girl. I think

she wore like a leather jacket she did, so I

was like, yeah, I don't she's a little edgy. And then,

like I said, I just have always thought that Megan

Good is like so beautiful.

Speaker 3: So that's why I put her on here, on here,

because I wanted.

Speaker 2: To say that I would mutch her, I would merge

with Lucy, and I would kill Amy. Yeah. Sorry, anyho,

what would you rate this movie? Me too? Just like

un poppy you, I'm like.

Speaker 3: Oh my god, but it's it is.

Speaker 2: It is a good movie.

Speaker 3: I feel like we really liked this movie.

Speaker 1: I feel like that's one of the movies that we

had mentioned that were like, oh my god, one of

her favorite movies. Yeah.

Speaker 3: It also is one of the kind of few.

Speaker 2: Lesbian storyline movies where there is a hotty ending and

it's really special for its time.

Speaker 3: Because I've talked about this.

Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like we talked about it a

little when we talked about like high school and coming

out and stuff.

Speaker 3: But like, I feel like two thousand and.

Speaker 2: Five, there was very There was the L word, and

then there were like movies that were not very mainstream,

like like Go.

Speaker 3: Fish that we're gonna talk about next episode that was

from the nineties. Like there were like some movies, but

they weren't like super popular.

Speaker 2: And I feel like Dev's was like pretty mainstream, Like

I remember seeing the like apps for it, So I

think it's really cool that it ended up being gay.

So yeah, I love it and I have the DVD,

but I don't really use my DVDs anymore anyway, but

I haven't, but.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back and get ready for our next segment Current Obsessions.

Speaker 2: Ye favorite. I mean, I love all the segments, but

this one is fun because we just get to talk

about random things we like. Yeah.

Speaker 1: Really, last time, I think you talked about like the

soap cutting, and I talked.

Speaker 3: About la boo boos and che cheese, in which we

now have a.

Speaker 2: La boo boo a la fu fu.

Speaker 6: Every time I see one chee cheese, I think of you.

But also if we laugh because chee cheese. But there's

like a Mexican restaurant.

Speaker 2: I don't think it exists anymore, but they still sell

the salsa at the floor and it's called che cheese.

Speaker 3: That's so funny, and then we laugh when we see it.

Speaker 2: I got a couple of times anyway.

Speaker 3: Also, there was up one tight well made.

Speaker 2: Me pull over. My wife made me pull over, and

we were driving through like somewhere in Nevada, and there

was a road called Little panocha road just like little.

Speaker 3: Yeah Spanish, and that funny.

Speaker 1: That is funny, But that reminds me, oh no, no, no, no,

that that makes me think of when I was younger.

And obviously my parents speak Spanish, they're fluent, and I

speak and understand Spanish.

Speaker 3: But I'm not fluent. And the school that I went to,

everyone there spoke Spanish and they were fluent.

Speaker 1: I remember hearing them say something and we were like talking,

but it was like you know when you're talking to

someone and like you hear like other conversations.

Speaker 3: They were talking about something and it was like this

it makes me laugh and I'm so thankful. But anyways,

I heard what they had said, but that was like,

you know what, I'm not gonna.

Speaker 1: Ask them because I want them to make fun of

me because obviously they're like, you're white and they thought

I was Asian, so I was like, oh, yeah, it

would be Anyways, I was like, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 2: Home and ask my mom because I would often do that.

Speaker 3: So I went home and told my mom. I was like, hey,

do you know what this is? In like English? Like

what is it?

Speaker 1: And I was mistaking the word fish forcha, so I

was like, wait, I heard him say like that goes

out butch and she.

Speaker 2: Was like, she was like, where did you hear that word?

And I was like, and I was gonna ask my dad.

Speaker 3: Yeah, it was probably like and I was like, wait,

what does that mean?

Speaker 2: Again?

Speaker 1: It was something different and I was like, I've never

heard that, Like, oh my god, and I was going

to ask my.

Speaker 2: Dad, but then I was like, oh, it's my mom.

And she was like, don't ask your dad that.

Speaker 3: What do you do?

Speaker 1: You know what that is?

Speaker 3: And I was like no, that's why I and I

told you I'm about that.

Speaker 2: She always last and so he was your friend, and

she's like, what do you want.

Speaker 3: For dinner tonight? Can you imagine me asking my dad that?

Speaker 2: He would have been horrified. Oh my god, that's so funny.

So that's what that remind me.

Speaker 5: Oh my god, I know that's so funny.

Speaker 2: But also that's like my fear of I always have this,

like because i'm social anxiety.

Speaker 3: Okay, I'm medicaid, but it's so it's so it's so upply.

Speaker 2: But the main thing is my fear of saying words

in Spanish or trying to have like a conversation in Spanish,

even if I like rehearse it in my head, but

you don't know what the other person's gonna say, so

what if they say something else? And then I'm like,

ohh I don't know, but I'm so afraid.

Speaker 3: Of saying a wrong word.

Speaker 2: And then like embarrassing myself or like asking someone something

sexual on accident.

Speaker 3: I don't know, Like that's always my fear.

Speaker 1: But you can speak Spanish and even mess up, you know,

it isn't mess up, even meanlish.

Speaker 2: And even that's what I try to remind myself too,

because like my wife, like her first language is Spanish

and like her parents only speak Spanish, and she said

that she still gets nervous because she doesn't speak Spanish

that often, like she only really speaks it to her parents,

and so she's like I get nervous speaking around like

old school nono lingual Spanish speakers because she's like I

feel like they're gonna judge.

Speaker 3: Me, like is my act not good enough?

Speaker 2: Am I gonna say something wrong? Or say like a

weird word? And she talked about when she went to

Mexico as a kid and saw her cousins and she

was using like these words she learned from like Spanish

books in America and they were like, no one uses.

Speaker 3: I don't know why kids.

Speaker 2: Yeah, so anyway, it's silly that it's my hair, but

I know that even people that literally speak Spanish have

a spear, so get over it. But tell me, tell me,

your yession.

Speaker 1: My obsession right now are thanks to Caitlin potstickers from

grocery outlets Amazing. I ever since we had them at

her house here, I've been addicted and I went out

and bought them and it's literally like the same I'm

recreating the same meal that we had here, which was

like the anamami with the chili crunch and the potstickers

and the cucumber salad. I make that all the time,

and I literally just had it last week, like three

in a round, which maybe I should eat something else,

but you put me onto something else, which the soup dumplings.

Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Like I know.

Speaker 5: I every time I find a.

Speaker 2: Food that's like sort of Asian inspired, because you loved

that meal so much, I'm like, I just would love this,

so like I sent a picture of these to some

points you got, I'm like, you have to buy them.

Speaker 3: I'm just afraid that that's gonna.

Speaker 2: Be like my only, dude. They're hard. They're kind of

hard to make, though, the soup dumplings, because you have

to put them in like a walk or like a

really big like hand and then put water in it,

and then they provide you with this little like white

pip white paper liner, and then you put the dumplings

on top of that, and then you put a lid

on it and you steam it. And I didn't have

a lid, so mine sturned out kind of soggy, and

my wife didn't like them. So I don't know, but

you probably try. I'll see.

Speaker 3: Do you have another any other obsessions? Sorry? I their obsessions.

I think that is like the main one right now.

It's so good now, I know I literally want them.

I'm like, even though I just have them, chest you're

so good and they're easy to make. Yes, I love

things that are easy to make.

Speaker 2: Right. What are your sessions? Okay, well I have to

because one of them is something something tangible that I

actually like have slash nowhere to get. And the other

is I need I need the viewers slash listeners help

in finding this, so you gotta help me out. So

the first one is, if you are in any of

the states that have a Dutch Bros. You need to

try to drink.

Speaker 3: If you're not in a state with Dutch Bros, that

sucks for you.

Speaker 2: I'm really sorry. So I'm addicted to Duchy in general.

There's one right by my house. Which is a problem.

Speaker 3: Because I spend so much money there.

Speaker 2: But for those of that that aren't familiar, it's like

a drive through coffee shop, but I don't get coffee

from there. They have these energy drinks called Rebels. They

literally just taste like a red bowl. I think they

are Red Bull, but like they probably like bought like

the rights to repackage them as Rebels or something. I

don't know. They taste exactly like red Bull, and the

fact they're called Rebels sounds like you're saying red Bull

really fast, and yeah, red Girl. So I love to

get different types of Rebels, but you can get them

blended or over ice. That's important. So for Fall, they

came out with new drinks. This one is the candied

cherry blended Rebel. It is cherry syrup almond syrup, and

then it's like I get it blended with the Rebel.

It's so good because the almond makes it taste a

little more like I don't know, it tastes like cherry

pie to me, Like it's giving because I was like,

I kept thinking it was candied apple because that would

be more fall to me.

Speaker 3: But when I tasted it, and it kind of tastes

like pie.

Speaker 2: I was like, okay, it kind of sees like cranberry

sauce almost, even though it's cherry anyway.

Speaker 3: But you can add a sour shot and pop in

boba to anything.

Speaker 2: So I add a sour shot because I love sour things,

and then I add strawberry pop and boba. Oh my god,

it's so good.

Speaker 3: I don't like regular boba. Do you like regular Boba?

I do. I like the popping I love the hopping one.

Speaker 2: It's so fun. I have my friend, my neighbor friend

that sometimes will be like, do you want Starbucks or

do you like one touchy and and so we went

there and she never tried the pop and boba. She

didn't like it. I felt that because I was like,

it's so good, you should try it, and she's like,

I don't like it.

Speaker 3: I was like, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2: I felt like bids where like Kristen Wick's character like

chooses the restaurant and then everyone and it's like, oh no.

So it's always my fear I picked something and people

don't like it, but hopefully they don't get they don't

shit in the middle of the street.

Speaker 5: So anyway, that is my one that I can have,

like I might go get with later the other one.

Speaker 2: I need help because I need to find low rise,

lightwash baggy jeans that look close to or exactly like

the ones that Lindsay Loewen is wearing in the first

Freaky Friday, So the two thousand and three Freaky Friday

when she I think the first day that she's at school.

Speaker 3: And she I smarted her jeans. Oh, her outfit was

so okay.

Speaker 2: I all bodies are beautiful, but her body when she

before she got like into drugs and like the pressure

of the white two K fitness got to her, her

body was perfect.

Speaker 3: She was always like my body goals because she.

Speaker 2: Was like she had like a little bit of like

cur but like so.

Speaker 3: Skinny to me because I was like a chunky kid, So.

Speaker 2: She was like skinny. But she was like skinny and

like a I don't know, like a healthy way. She

has big boobs, I don't know. Also, she's my favorite.

I think she's literally the most beautiful.

Speaker 3: I think that she is. She's wishing a Friday.

Speaker 2: We should we should because you talked about the girl

and how you were like want to be her best friend.

Speaker 3: She's so high. She is she still is because I

saw sweet.

Speaker 2: Your Friday, the girl with the beautiful hair, not I

shouldn't be mean the goth girl, I guess also, but

I need these jeans. Our editor is going to put

a picture of the jeans in here, hopefully right here.

I've been on de Pop.

Speaker 3: I don't know what to search for.

Speaker 2: I bought some jeans. They're not light enough and they're

too baggy, and they're not low enough. They need to

be like hy two k low very light bash right

amount of baggy. I'm gonna wear the baggy jeans on

my next episode, so you'll see what is the wrong thing?

Speaker 3: What not to recommend? Anyone know what I should search

for on deep Hop.

Speaker 2: If anybody sells things on deep Hop or Poshmark or

just has a random pair of jeans that they think.

Speaker 3: Might fit me, let me know I need them anyway.

Speaker 2: That's that's my my I've been obsessed and I bought

two pairs of jeans so far that didn't work, and

I'm sad because now I have to wear them. I

can't return them because I bought them on Poshmark and Deepop.

My wife is getting annoyed.

Speaker 3: With me because she's like sorry, are you gonna return them?

Or no?

Speaker 2: Like, oh, I can't return them because it's not like

you can't return things.

Speaker 3: On like deep hop, Yeah for some stuff you can.

Speaker 2: I bought a pair of.

Speaker 3: Jeans that I thought were a women's side. They are not.

They were children's size and are so fucking mad and

you care?

Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck is? So?

Speaker 3: I said like, can I please? I'm so sorry. I

was totally on me, but she was like, yeah, I

know I.

Speaker 1: Probably made it confusing because I did put women's and

I was like, yes, but how would this This would

be a tiny women like that's tiny?

Speaker 3: Was this size? And I was like, who is fitting

into that?

Speaker 1: Maybe people were different, but I was like I don't

even think I would fit into that as like a child.

Speaker 2: So I was really pissed off because it was so cute.

Speaker 3: It had like the little like flare at the bottom

and it was cute. I'll show you a picture. It

was so annoying, I know, I was so sad.

Speaker 2: I thought I was gonna be eating.

Speaker 3: With these, and then they came in. I was like,

these are fucking small? What the fucky?

Speaker 2: That reminds me One time I my wife ordered on

thread up like a shambrey, so like denim ish, like

short sleeve button up that said it was it said

it was a women's EXL.

Speaker 3: We get it. The tag said the Children's place.

Speaker 2: So obviously this is not a woman's side because it.

Speaker 3: Is from a children's store. And yeah, it didn't fit

either of us.

Speaker 2: So I was like, this is for a child. You

gotta get rid of this. That was annoying. And then

another time, usually when I have ordered things from Shed

in the past, I don't order from them anymore.

Speaker 3: Okay, I'm trying to not be in the fast fashion, but.

Speaker 2: I have ordered things before. I ordered, Like usually when

I ordered stuff, I'll look at the measurements and they're

like correct. But I ordered the sweater and I got

like an zero XL or something. It's like a regular XCEL.

It was the tiniest sweater. I gave it to my

niece that was setting out, yeah, and I was like,

try it on her and sent me a picture and

fit her perfectly, and she is. She's like a normal

seven year old. She's not talking at all, you know

what I mean.

Speaker 3: I'm like, are you kidding me? You're like, why would

they advertise?

Speaker 2: Yeah, or adult with adults as an excel anyway, so

those are obsessions.

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