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deep into all things lesbian. We're your hosts, Caitlin and Angelina.

Get ready for some sappix serotonin. So on today's episode,

we are discussing the twenty sixteen Brazilian short ish film

about two women meeting. It is narrated and directed and

also written by Oswaldo Montenegro, and it's available on YouTube.

Since this movie features someone with a hidden talent, I

was inspired to ask you, Angelina, if you have hidden talents. No,

I'm not being like any like, I.

Speaker 1: Don't know if it's a talent, and I don't know

if I'm like actually, but ever since I was younger,

like I remember one time going to the doctor, and

you know when you sit on like the little table,

I was just like leaning because I was kind of

tired of like sitting up right.

Speaker 2: I had bad posture too as a kid, So.

Speaker 1: I'd be like and they'd be like sit up, and

I'm like, my back fucking hurds, so I'd go like

i'd lean, but apparently my elbow like went in and

the doctor was like, oh my god, that's so weird.

It looks like your elbow's like breaking. And I was like, oh,

She's like, are you double joined it? And I was like, girl, no,

I don't think so.

Speaker 2: And I always thought about that, and I felt like

kind of like self conscious because sometimes in pictures when I'm.

Speaker 1: Like leading on my elbows, like they're like are you okay?

Speaker 2: But it feels like comfortable. So I don't know, it's

not talent.

Speaker 3: It's kind of like more like a party trick. Yeah,

I'm like, look at my elbow twists. Have you heard

or seen the TikTok videos about septum arms septim arm Okay,

I don't really know what it means. I think I

have them because it's like a body shaming type of

thing like, and I think it means when you have

like your like elbow is kind of like a little

bit like that, Like it's not like a skinny person elbows.

I don't know, it's like like a little fat roll

on my elbow. I don't know, tell me what septum

arms are, but I'm and if I have them, please

don't be mean about it. But it's okay. But uh,

I think I think that's what it means. Okay, Anyway,

I don't my special talent is having a chubby elbows.

Speaker 1: No.

Speaker 3: It is interesting though, because my whole life I've never

been like skinny. And I was thinking the other day

about like skinny people's knees, and they're so weird looking

to me because I've always had chunky person news and

with skinny people's knees are so bony. And then the

same with like skinny armpits, they really are a pit,

they really like the actual yeah yeah, And I was like, oh,

that's never I have. I have regular little chubby bunny

arm pits. I don't know. Is something interesting that that

I learned the other day. And I guess to each

their own about their arm pits. I like my arm pits.

I think I'm gonna get them tattooed, but I'm.

Speaker 2: Scared that'd be so cool.

Speaker 3: I want to, are you ticklish, Like, do you think

it'd be like kind of hard?

Speaker 4: Yeah?

Speaker 1: I feel like that'd be hard to like sick, just

because I can't just hurt. I think I guess i'd

be like, You're like, I'm worried about what if it

doesn't necessarily hurt so much? But it tickles because I

hate that, and I'm gonna be like, I'm sorry, I

will just pay you for the inconvenience, but I can't

go through with this.

Speaker 3: You get like ticklish when you get pedicures, yes, yeah.

Speaker 1: Which is why I stop getting them because that felt

really bad when you're wiggling and they're looking at you

like I like, no. Once the last time I got it,

which was like years ago, I went with my friend

and I was struggle so hard to keep my foot

like still, but I was just like, no, stop because

I don't want to make it harder for them.

Speaker 2: And so she was doing it. She's like laughing because

she's like, oh, you're ticklish, and I was like, oh

my god, yeah.

Speaker 1: And I thought she was going to say something about that,

but apparently she said my foot is too curved, so

she was hitting it to make it flat and I

was like, she's like, uncurve your foot and I was like,

that's my foot, Like I don't know. I was like

I'm not curving it, like it's just regular, and she

was like hitting it.

Speaker 2: She was like punching it, and I was.

Speaker 3: Like, okay, what she's like, huh, like with people's feet.

Speaker 1: She was punching my foot and I was like, oh,

I was like, okay, kind of okay. I was like, oh,

she's like it's like a violent She was like genuinely

like curious.

Speaker 2: She was like why, and I was like, what do

you mean why? I was like, I don't know.

Speaker 1: She was convinced that I was like flexing my foot

and I was like that would hurt me.

Speaker 3: But okay, that's so weird. I'm sorry that happens.

Speaker 2: It's okay. Now I don't go anymore. I'll just take

care of my curf fee at home. I can do

my own.

Speaker 3: I what was I gonna say? I guess I don't

have any secret talents either, so I was hoping you

did with this question. I do have. Well, I can

sing like Jessica Simpson.

Speaker 2: We estauish that.

Speaker 3: Yes, it's actually probably not as good. I think it's

more like Britney spears during like her auto tune era. Yeah,

I could do that. Oh blabe lamb, but you just

have to be breathy. You're welcome. I'm waiting for my

record deal. No, but I do have cool like body talents,

like since you mentioned that, Okay, let me see if

I can do I'm curiouss like Baltimore. I can suck

my nostrils in Okay, I need to see this locking kilan.

Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's stupid.

Speaker 3: I used to always do it when I did to

show people.

Speaker 5: Were they like, oh my god, Kaitlyn, you like exactly. No,

Baltimore wasn't even a thing yet. That's how lamb but

I used to always do. But okay, another thing I

can't do.

Speaker 2: My wife is.

Speaker 3: Probably gonna be mad at me for showing this, but

I'm gonna show it. I'm like, what are you gonnaw?

I could do the belly roll like a belly Okay, I'm.

Speaker 2: Gonna like this.

Speaker 3: Can you see? Can they see?

Speaker 1: Oh my god, Shakira, your hips don't lie.

Speaker 3: I can do it. Oh my god, you actually a

little hard to talk. I do it because like moving

my little stomach muscles that are under my layer of fat.

Speaker 2: That is hidden talent if I ever saw one.

Speaker 3: Yes, So I'm available for a belly dancing gigs. That's

the only thing I do, you know, man, if you

want me to go on stage and show people my

nose trick. I can do that too. When I was

in school, there was like I didn't do this in

the talent show. Okay, I don't care where talent shows,

you know, in elementary school, and one kid did nose singing, oh,

and that was his talent. So he had the microphone

really close to his nose and he would go like that.

Speaker 2: So he was just hung.

Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know. I don't know what

he's up to. Did you ever do a talent show?

I did do a talent show, but as a class

not like by myself.

Speaker 2: We did uh. We did a lot of plays. Actually.

Speaker 1: I used to like doing it, even though I was

like very shy, but once like the like it started,

I locked in and I was like doing everything right.

Speaker 2: And I would get mad at the other people, like my.

Speaker 1: Other classmates, for not like taking it seriously, Like I

look around and I'm like, you're fucking up the rhythm

right now.

Speaker 2: I was like, I don't like this.

Speaker 1: But we did the last one I think we did

was like reciting the States, you know that songla.

Speaker 2: Arizona, Arkansas.

Speaker 1: I still kind of I still do it sometimes, just

to see if I can remember it. I know I'm

missing a couple of states, but that one stuck with

me because I was like just like breaking through.

Speaker 2: And then they stopped doing.

Speaker 3: Like class ones, and I was too nervous to do

like the.

Speaker 2: Actual one by myself.

Speaker 1: What about you did you do like the class Like

the talent show class ones?

Speaker 3: We did one where I was a clock, so like

like a square board around my face that had like numbers,

and then they painted my face like white with like

a oh or whatever, and I my job was to go.

Speaker 2: That sounds like fun. That's all I did.

Speaker 3: They were like, we need a job for this weird girl.

Speaker 2: You're like, they're like clobha yeh yeh.

Speaker 3: Another time I did a talent show with my friends

and it was like third grade, and we did this song.

I don't think this is a copy written song. It's

like on top of the gety all covered with cheese.

Speaker 2: Oh okay, that's not me.

Speaker 3: When somebody sneeze.

Speaker 4: And then my friend was a meatball, like this big

outfit and filled it with newspaper and then she rolled

around the stage while.

Speaker 3: Me and my friend sang the song Oh my god, yeah,

And then I think I really really wanted to do

Christina Aguilera, but I can't sing like Christina Aguilera. So

I'm glad that I didn't do that, but I couldn't

want to, you know, I didn't. Yeah, okay, we did

do I think we did this for a talent I

can't remember, but Britney spears crazy. Oh we made a

whole dance and I think we did it for the

talent show and we got to wear like body glitter

and stuff and I just remember it started with like

a whoop and then like a like that. It was

really cool.

Speaker 1: If you want to dance, you have to subscribe.

Speaker 3: I'm going to try to remember it. I remember doing it,

like I remember showing all of my parents' friends. I

was like really proud, You're like, look at this queen,

this dance. This was also during the era of like

kyote ugly, so I was like, I'm going to grow

up and dance on table.

Speaker 2: You were inspired yeah.

Speaker 3: By Piper Parallel. Yes, okay, anyhow we can talk about

this actual movie. So, uh, before we take our little break,

I want to talk about any hot takes or burning

desires that you have about this film.

Speaker 2: Okay, So again spoilers.

Speaker 1: Obviously, watch the movie of not then you're gonna have

to be okay that it's spoiled.

Speaker 3: But I do we tell them the week before.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you're like, well watch it, but I.

Speaker 1: Don't want them to be like in case they're like,

well you're reviewing, you should wait till the end and

they can skip and then they're like, you didn't give

us a warning, so it's a spoiler.

Speaker 2: Spoiler.

Speaker 1: I do think that Anna should have told Laura about

like I was fucking your husband, but I didn't know

that that was your husband.

Speaker 3: That is a big spoiler. That's like the big that's.

Speaker 2: The main thing. But I do think that's.

Speaker 3: True because he was that the whole time, like six

I know, I was.

Speaker 2: Waiting in the home.

Speaker 3: Movies this, which is why I'm like, spoilers fairs movies

from twenty sixteen. Yeah, so we haven't seen its like

almost a decade old.

Speaker 1: Yeah you can like you know movies that you've seen

and then like you're like, do you want me to

tell you? And I'm like, yeah, I'll still watch it,

but tell me, like tell me what happens, you know. Yeah,

But I do think she should have because then her

excuse was also like, I am gonna hate myself forever

more than you're gonna hate me, because you're better than me.

But I'm gonna hate myself and you you're not angry

that I am at myself for not telling you.

Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't like that.

Speaker 1: I was like, girl, Okay, I.

Speaker 3: Said this and I felt it at the time, but

I don't know if I was being a little harsh.

I said that they're both unhinged and deserve each other.

Because see, I didn't really like either of them. I

thought they were both like kind of annoying. And who

lets this weird random lady into her house when she

said she didn't even want to hang out. Yeah, still weird.

And then she started putting her own poetry to her,

which was supposed to be a secret and she would

never found out.

Speaker 2: She's like, I've only shown it to Louisa.

Speaker 3: Yeah, so Louisa showed no one, then I would be mad.

Speaker 2: No, But then she said no, Luisa didn't show it

to me.

Speaker 3: But that's what she thought at the time, right. She

was like, I know, Louisa, I don't know. I just

I guess my my hot take is that I didn't

like either of them, and I think terrify.

Speaker 2: You're like, fuck this movie?

Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, I literally thought I thought that

Angelina put this on here because she knew it was sad.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I texted.

Speaker 3: I texted her and I was like, did you put

this on here to fuck with me? And she was like,

I haven't even seen it yet.

Speaker 1: I've never seen this movie. She's like like Maggie Nanny

when go watch that episode. Yeah, it's a bad movie.

Speaker 2: And I did put Maggie Nanny on there.

Speaker 3: Because I knew you were gonna So I was like,

are you fucking with me again? You're like enough? Can

we get good with no offense to anyone that likes

this movie? So anyway, coming up next, we will dissect

this very interesting story piece by piece. But first we're

going to take a little break, So take this time

to write some secret gay poetry yourself.

Speaker 1: Welcome back to but I'm a Lesbian. This week we

are discussing The Perfume of Memory, a Brazilian short ish

film available on YouTube.

Speaker 3: Yeah, so I wasn't sure if we could call this

a short film or not, because I don't know what

the time limit is on something being short. But it's

an hour and twelve minutes, so so's're's definitely like short

to me. It's not like a regular linth movie is

like ninety minutes. Ish, I would say, unless it's like Titanic,

then it's three hours and twelve minutes. I think twelve minutes.

I could be wrong.

Speaker 2: The twelve minutes is necessary for that.

Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's like so sad. It's the part where

like she drops him, you know, like, oh wait, that

probably isn't thet the last twelve minutes and then she

gets rescued and then at the end she drops the

dinand into the ocean, Like why would you do that?

Her whole family could be like rich forever. She's probably

gonna die soon. She should have given it to the grandmaughter,

poor guys. Yeah, like the more I watch that, At

first that was mad because I was like, why are

you throwing things in the ocean? Like even as a

seven year old, I was like, this seems like not good,

like don't just throw things in the ocean. But also

that's where so much money. Why would you do that?

I'm mad at her anyhow, So this movie is not Titanic,

but I love Titanic. We should talk about it. Someday

we'll just pretend that Leo was it was. Yeah, yeah,

I'd be into it. So this movie we open on, oh,

I wrote, already not stoked because this is made by

a man, and a man is the narrator. Yes, he

narrates the whole thing. And so we open on two

women musicians and the male narrator talking about them. I

thought that the two women were Anna and Laura because

they're also two women, but the musicians that they keep

showing are different.

Speaker 2: Yeah, me too, I thought that too.

Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, okay, whatever, and so he's like

talking about them. Also, this has subtitles, so if anything

didn't translate, right, I'm sorry. This is in Portuguese and

I was reading the English subtitles. But he was talking

about how Anna loves books and he wants to start

by talking about her. Then he shows her at a museum.

She loves art. She's different, but she looks kind of basic.

She's not getting she's so quirky, guys. But yeah, so

she's artsy, right. I said, she's giving Bette porter because

we have to talk about the L word episode.

Speaker 2: She's like the basic version.

Speaker 3: Yes, I'm sorry, I did you compare she was giving

that porter because he said something like she's so moved

by art and she needs me, like crying about the

art piece. I don't know. I don't know. She doesn't

look like that porter. I mean, she's fine, she's not ugly.

I'm sorry she was she even she wasn't even giving

power lesbians.

Speaker 2: She was wearing she was giving wishy wash.

Speaker 3: Yeah, not a fan. Okay. So she loves photography. She

loves to take pictures of geese. That's what she's doing here.

And it reminded me of in Hotel Reverie when the

one girl, Brandy Friday, was like, look a goose. I

was like, oh my god, what are geese gay?

Speaker 1: These are They say swans are gay, but they're like

related in the family.

Speaker 2: Aren't they never gay?

Speaker 3: Yeah?

Speaker 2: Also there's a gay animal and every special.

Speaker 3: Have we talked about the Nobo's.

Speaker 2: I want to say we talked about it, but not

on here.

Speaker 3: Okay, they're lesbians. They'd be scissoring all the time.

Speaker 2: This is they want.

Speaker 3: I get it. I'm pretty sure they ignore the boy Bonobo's.

They're like, why would I be with you when I

could be with this other hot girl? Banoa, like I agree,

So uh, then she's she's just different. She's like ordinary

life was not enough for her. It is what he said,

and so if she already seem annoying, So then we

meet Laura. We see her talking to her friends on

the phone, and it seems like she's going through it.

She's like going through a breakup. And then the narrator

is like, yeah, her husband left her, and I was like, cool,

I could tell she's a good actress because I could

already tell.

Speaker 2: That, but yeah, you told me.

Speaker 3: And then we find out that she's a secret poet

and she writes and hides poems so no one else

can read them. And then she's at her house and

then Anna shows up at her door. So it's like

she knocks on the door or rings the bell I

don't remember, and she answers, which is like, ha, I

don't answer the door at my house. Do you enter

the door?

Speaker 2: I look at the people, and if I know, then I.

Speaker 1: Open it obviously, And I'm like even if I see you,

I'm like no, Or if it's someone that I feel

like looks kind of like they need to, like it's important,

then I open it.

Speaker 2: But like no, usually I don't. Usually I'm just like

leave a mess.

Speaker 3: Oh my god. We literally hide, like we'll like we'll

be like watching TV and then somebody knocks and we're like.

Speaker 2: Fuck, we like turn out the TV and we.

Speaker 3: Like go and hide behind the couch or whatever. Because

you can kind of see like the little window, they

could see us there, so we're like, oh no, we

have to hide. Yeah, we don't answer the door. So

maybe that's also part of why I thought she was unhinged,

not just that she let.

Speaker 2: Her in, but why did she answer the door?

Speaker 3: It was nighttime, but I'm not sure because this seems

like it was hours and hours and it was already nighttime. Yeah. Anyway,

So Anna and Laura are meeting because they have a

mutual friend named Louisa. An A cites a line from

one of Laura's poems to her, and Laura's like, what

the fuck, how do you know my secret poetry? And

she just replies with more quotes from her poems, which

I thought was like annoying, and Laura's like, that was

a different era. I'm not in my poetry era right now.

But I think it's because it was like a love

poem and she's like heartbroken. So she's like, that was

not this era of my life, you know, like flood

tri being like when I was in my queer era.

She's like my queer era, Oh my god. Okay. So

then she's like that was a different era. I want

to be left alone by. And Anna's like, wait, I

got you flowers, and she's like, oh, thank you. She's

like come in, and so Anna starts telling her about

the meaning of the flowers. She's like, I'm not just

going to give you flowers. I want to explain the

flowers to you. She's like, we carry flowers in our souls.

And Laura's like, okay, well, my soul is a cactus

garden right now. And instead of taking that as like

a bad thing, Anna is like, a cactus is very strong,

and she's like, my intuition says that your soul is

more like Lily's because they represent the loss of a

strong love. And it's like, bitch, Luisa told me told

you a lot.

Speaker 2: About looking back.

Speaker 1: That's diabolical to be saying all that shit, knowing like I.

Speaker 2: Fucked your husband all this shit. But she's like no, like, yeah.

Speaker 3: I don't. I don't like this. I didn't like it,

even when I didn't realize we.

Speaker 2: Didn't Yeah, we didn't know.

Speaker 3: But Laura seems to like appreciate that. And then she

lets her in and she says, yeah, you can come in,

even though she didn't want to be around anyone. And

then Laura and Anna are talking and she's like, oh, well,

what do you know about me? Or I know from

Louisa that you're really into art, and so they're just

like talking about like, what what have you heard about me?

Blah blah, and Anna says, oh, I have a husband

named Bernard. And I was like, eh, I thought this

was a lesbian movie husband's lord and I was like,

married to a man really so annoyed. So I was like, Okay,

well I don't know. So then Anna tells Laura that

her father left her when she was young and she

never looked for him, and I was like, is this

gonna be accidental incest? I was like, what the fuck

is this? Flowers? I thought it was her sister. I

thought I was gonna be her sister, and I would

have been a plot tist, plot twist, yeah, tits, blood tits,

Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2: I was thinking about tips I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1: I didn't realize that you repeated at me, and I

was like plot twist.

Speaker 3: So no, I was like, oh, no, I hope they

don't do anything then if they are going to be sisters,

but they're not sisters. So anyway, she just wanted to

tell her about how her her dad left her. Yeah,

they started talking about astrology, and Laura is a Taurus

I think a Taurus rising, but they're talking about it

a lot, like yeah, so I don't know if she's

also like a tourist son or she's a triple tourist.

She's all taurists, okay, And then Anna is like being

weirdly aggressive about astrology and then she's like, actually, I

don't even believe in that, and I was like I

already thought this witch was annoying, so now I'm extra annoyed.

But she's an extra. It's like she wants to fight

about it. And then she's like just kidding. I literally

don't even care when I was younger, Like I'm mad.

And so then they start doing like photoshoots of each

other and they're like listening to music. They're just like

talking and talking, and the narrator describes their instant connection

as affinity and uh Anna tells Laura that she has

an open relationship and I was like, oh yeah. And

then they tell each other about everyone that they sleep with.

Oh yeah, Anna and her husband and tell each other

about everyone they sleep with, so it's like open relationship.

She does say that she would never want to fall

in love with someone else, like if it got too serious,

she like cuts it off or not. She cuts it

off and goes back to She's.

Speaker 2: Like, got her respect for my husband are packed. That's

very sacred. I just fuck other people, but I don't

want to be with them.

Speaker 1: And then she's like, so you're just and he cheats

on you too. She's like, so you guys are both

cheating on each other. And she's like, do you have

sex with your husband? And she's like no, why She's like,

we don't, Like I have no desire. She's like, I

have no desire to.

Speaker 2: Sleep with him. And I was like, girl, the signs

are there.

Speaker 3: Yes, yes, And so Laura's like, why don't you just

break up? Like if you don't, and she's like, uh,

because she needs you need something eternal in your life

basically yeah, and that Laura is like, h it seems

like you're just being a coward and you don't have

the courage to break up with him, and Anna kind

of like agrees with her, Yeah, so whatever, and then

Laura asks, like, what would you do if you met

someone that you love passion? That's where I was saying.

She's like, I would cut them off and I would

go back to Bernard, and then we cut to them

playing darts, and then they show the two women musicians again,

which is like, really cringe to me, and it keeps

taking me out of the moment every time they do that. Also,

I don't know if this has happened yet. I think

it has. They have fucking crickets in the background the

whole time, crickets, Like it's aggressive, and my dogs were

really mad, like they did not like it, Like, oh,

they didn't like it at all. No, they didn't like

First my wife didn't like it first of all. She

was like, oh my god, these crickets are annoying, and

then the dogs started like barking, and like I was like, oh,

they don't like the crickets either, so yeah, they shouldn't

have put the crickets in there. And you're like, though

they were trying to be like, look, she lives in

this beautiful house by nature with a lot of crickets.

I was like. And so then after their the music,

the musicians they show that they also start doing like

weird mining things and like faces like they'll go like yeah,

like I don't know why they do it, it's so weird.

Speaker 2: I was like, because they're drunk, is the comedy.

Speaker 1: Like now the musicians are they Yeah, they're probably drunk too.

I think you're talking about them when they're doing the

photo shoot. And then they were like, you know, like maybe.

Speaker 3: They weren't doing that too. And then they do this

psychology game with like where you have to say like, oh,

you like are going up to like a body of water,

and then you see like an animal and blah blah blah,

and then those like the different things describe you, and

of course, because Anna's kind of a creep, one of

them has to do with how you view sex or whatever.

And I was like, Okay, she's just trying to get

in her pants. Yea was like, ugh, I don't like that.

Speaker 2: She's like I slept with lots of women.

Speaker 3: Yes, Then she said that yeah, and so she's like

this reveals that Laura is not afraid of sex, but

she's also not forward, and so then they're like, just

like more playing around. This is what I mean literally

like hours and hours ago doing like of just like

having like a fun slumber party, which is like cool.

That is like I think a big fun part about

being a lesbian is like every night is like a

slumber party. It's always girls night. I love it. It's

always girls at my house and we can like, you know,

do masks together. Yeah. Yeah, you're like, wait, yeah, like

all kinds of things. Anyway, So Laura says sometimes she

wants to be like Anna, and Anna is like, no,

it's actually a lot of work to be like me.

Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's insufferable.

Speaker 3: It's just like you don't want to be me.

Speaker 2: It's so hard.

Speaker 3: I'd be sucking your husband. Anyway. Then Laura's like, oh

my god, I love church. And she's like, are you religious?

And she's like no, I just love church and I

just love.

Speaker 2: Okay, the idea of truth.

Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, I don't know. That felt random

to me, but maybe it had a reason. Also, I

don't know if we were supposed to understand this in

the beginning, but I didn't get it until like halfway

through the movie. It's Laura's birthday, yeah, she says, like

in the during the call, she's like, it's my birthday, yes, whatever,

Like she's talking to her friends and she's like, understand

me if you know me.

Speaker 1: I love you guys, but I want to spend it

alone and you guys should respect that.

Speaker 3: And clearly I missed that part. And then her husband

that left her keeps calling her, and it makes a

little more sense because I guess he's calling because it's

her birthday and he like doesn't meet alone on her birthday.

And he's like, I'm sad that you're a sad and

she's like, you're the one that made me sad.

Speaker 2: Yeah. Like he's like, I just don't want you to

be like sad on your birthday.

Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck? So, yeah, he's an asshole.

So the narrator says this thing that I think he

thinks is very clever. He says one lives in the

House of Courage and one in the House of fear.

But they're about to switch, so we're like, oh, foreshadowy, Okay, Yeah,

and so Anna gives Laura a Russian nesting doll and

then they're playing with it. I thought that that was

going to be important, but I don't think it was.

But I really like those little dolls, like I don't know,

oh yeah, they look like little grandma's. And they're talking

about young love and crushes, and then the ex calls

again and Laura is like talking to him, and then

after she hangs up, she she's crying and Anna tries

to comfort her, and she's like, you haven't experienced, so

you don't understand. Because you're too much of a wuss

to break up with your husband, so you don't understand.

Speaker 2: So you're a coward. You'll never know that.

Speaker 3: Basically, And then Anna comforts her by holding her hand

and kissing her head. And then Laura puts her head

in on his lap and rubs her back and plays

with her hair. And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm

gonna do sex left now. Well, just because I was like, oh,

her head is like an exact seg I was like, yeah,

I don't well, I mean we watched Maggie Nanny. They

kept crying when they were having I don't know. And

so then Anna brings up the thing about like would

you ever be with a woman, and Laura's like, yeah,

if I like really loved her, you know, And Anna's like,

I've had sex with lots of women, and She's like,

just let you know, I don't like her. She's so

annoying to me. And Laura's like, well, I never have,

but like I mean I would if I really like

the person, basically, yeah, and then they talk about like

one day loves and one day crushes, like you just

are really into this person for this one day, and

I think that is like Anna's jam because she has

one day in Yeah, it makes me think of I

think it's in fight club. They talk about single serving friends,

like he would make friends on the flight and like, oh,

this is your friend for the flight out, but like

you're never going to hang out again, like you only

met each other because you happen to be on the

same flight, right, Like It's kind of like that, but

like probably with sex, because Anna is just like, oh

it just fuck so many women. She's so annoying, and

so Laura's like, are you trying to convince me of something?

Like are you trying to like get in my pants?

Speaker 2: Basically?

Speaker 3: And Anna's like yeah. And then Laura's like I wouldn't

want to do anything with you because you don't want

to make anything serious. And then Anna changes the subject

or tries to change the subject to talk about something else. Yeah,

and then they do this whole thing where they act

out the end of my best friend's wedding, which I

like that movie. Have you seen that movie? Yes, okay,

I really like it. I watched it as an adult

and I was like, oh my god, Julia Roberts character

is kind of a cunt. Yeah, as fucked up for

that when I watched her just trying to be happy. Yes,

when I watched it as a kid, I was like

on Julia Robert's side for me too, I'm like, how

dare he marry someone else?

Speaker 2: She's right there?

Speaker 3: And then I yeah, yeah. But then this time when

I watched it as a grown up, I was like,

oh my god, Cameron Diaz's character is like sweet and

she didn't do anything wrong, and then this girl is

like trying to sabotage her love. Yeah, and I was like,

that's so sad. So anyway, they like act out the

whole thing. And then that's how much I love Titanic.

I wrote about it in here again. I wrote then

they start spinning around like in Titanic when they're like

skinny and dancing, and then Laura is like, I think

we could get deep, you know, that's what she's meant

she tells her. She's like yeah, She's like, yeah, we could.

And then Anna is like should I kiss you? And

Laura's like.

Speaker 1: Nah, She's like no, how about you do what You're

like good at changing the subject.

Speaker 2: Yes.

Speaker 3: Then they walked to the beach. This is the longest

night ever, like.

Speaker 2: Literally, like how close is her house to the beach?

Speaker 3: Like they like rich rich, Like I think, okay, I

don't know are their crickets at the beach because that

doesn't seem like a beach thing, but they walk to

the beach, so it must be close. Okay. So they

walked to the beach. Oh yeah, yeah this Laura is like, oh,

by the way, I'm pregnant and I'm keeping the baby.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: She's like does Marco's her ex husband know? And that's

what Anna tells her and she's like no. She's like,

are you gonna tell them? She's like no, I'm gonna

have this child.

Speaker 2: And I was like, are they going to raise the

child together?

Speaker 3: Like is that way, it's going like very lesbian. Yeah, okay.

They then they hold hands while looking at the ocean,

and when they get back, Anna is like, oh my god,

do you have baby photos of you? Because I want

to see them because you know, she told her that

she's pregnant. And then they start drinking more wine. And

I'm really confused because in Brazil, are you like, is

it is it not bad to drink while you're pregnant,

because I thought you're not supposed.

Speaker 2: To dorine know, in general, allowed to like you're allowed.

Speaker 3: To have some I don't dream a lot.

Speaker 1: They were drinking a lot, but maybe she's like, I

don't know, I'm not excusing it, you guys.

Speaker 2: I'm like, I do know.

Speaker 3: I'm like, you know, like when they're drinking while they're pregnant.

Speaker 2: No, I do know that they say you're allowed to

have a couple of drinks.

Speaker 1: But in like all the movies I've seen that are

like sort of older too, when they're pregnant, they're just like,

it's okay, it's just like my fifth, like glass of

wine today.

Speaker 2: It's not too much.

Speaker 3: I thought people were like allowed to have like one

beer a day. I want to say, it's very yeah,

very limited. I don't know. It seems like I don't know,

maybe this is because I'm a sober person, but alcohol

is like a really like it's like bad for your body.

So I really I was judging her. I was like,

you're gonna keep the baby, and you're choosing its alcohol.

Speaker 2: They've been drinking like the moment they met. Literally, I'm like,

was she.

Speaker 3: Drinking before she got there? I don't know, I don't remember,

but yeah, so I was very disturbed by that. And

then they start eating ice cream and it's the most

giant bowl and I don't want to sound like an asshole,

but like they're both really skinny, and I was like,

there's no way these bitches are gonna eat that much

ice cream. Like it was so heaping, heaping bowl of

ice cream. It's so many scoops. Did you see how

many they It looked like a challenge, like an ice

can challenge, Like if you can eat all this ice cream,

you win, Like you get a T shirt and you're

you're a picture on the board.

Speaker 2: Like the content the man versus food.

Speaker 3: That's why it was giving. I was like, who made this?

Oh my god, who was it? What was the model?

Where they like, was it belahadid someone there was. The

interviewer was asking him like, what do you eat? And

she's like, I love pizza. Oh it was pizza every meal.

Speaker 2: She's like, I know what food is.

Speaker 3: Everybody's like, okay, you could have said like every week.

So then uh, later, Laura shares some of her poems

with Anna, but it's like, bitch, she's already like seen them,

she's already reciting them to and it's like a special

moment because she's being vulnerable because she's like, only you

and Luisa know these. And then the husband ex husband

guy calls again and Anna answers and tells him off,

like she takes the phone and is like you meet

or leave her alone, you little asshole. Blahblah. I don't

remember what she said. And then and then Laura sings

for her.

Speaker 2: Yeah that's her hidden talent.

Speaker 3: And I wrote, she's better than me and Jessica Simpson

or maybe equal to Jessica Simpson, I don't know. So

Anna cries and says she needs to leave, and I

was like, okay, So it's because it's getting too deep

and she doesn't want things she get deep, right, And

then Laura's like are you in love? Like are you

in love with me?

Speaker 1: Which I was like, this is crazy in the entire

like day, I want to know how many hours? Why

should be just like they were together for like eight

hours or something, but still either way, I mean it.

Speaker 3: Was still dark, so say it was like eight pm.

Now it's like I don't know two am. I don't

know what time.

Speaker 2: Those two am times.

Speaker 3: Yeah, and so she's like, would you resist if someone

you loved gave themselves to you?

Speaker 2: Oh?

Speaker 3: Yeah? And then she kisses Anna and tells her she

doesn't want her to leave. So I was like, oh, okay,

something like something. Yeah, and then Anna doesn't kiss her back,

and I thought it was weird and I was like,

this is like uncomfortable, Like she was being really aggressive,

which I know they made a point of saying that

usually Laura is not assertive with sex, but I felt

like it was so weird because like Anna wasn't kissing

her back.

Speaker 2: She was like she was just literally crying and she

was like kissing me. She's like like, uh.

Speaker 3: This is like unwanted sexual advances.

Speaker 1: She's like, Anna kissed me back. Yeah, I was just

like fucking crying.

Speaker 2: Yes, she's like, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3: So that was like weird. And then Anna is like, okay,

I gotta tell you everything. And I was like, oh fuck,

it's her sister. Like. I was like, you're like that's

where she was sure. Yeah. I was like, oh, this

is like soap opera shit, but that's not what happened. Instead,

she says, oh, yeah, I just want to tell you

this story about how when I first arrived in Brazil,

I met this man and he showed me these poems

that he wrote and they were so beautiful, but actually

it was Marcus and they were your poems, and he

uses your poems to fuck girls, and I I had

an affair with your husband basically, and I already knew

of you before Luisa ever mentioned you, because I was

talking your husband.

Speaker 2: She's like, I saw your name.

Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, oh yeah. She found out herself

that it wasn't actually Marcus that wrote the things, because

she saw it on his laptop whatever anyway, and so

Laura's like, get the fuck out, you cun't. I don't

know what she actually said, but that's what I wrote that.

Speaker 2: She's like uniuely right now.

Speaker 3: And then Laura's like, you know I feel like you

should have told me this before I let you in.

And Anna it's like, oh no, I'm so sad. I

feel really bad, and I feel so bad for me.

Trying to make herself like the victim like I felt.

Speaker 2: She was like, you'll never like I hate myself.

Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll never understand on how bad I feel. It's like,

oh whatever, and she's like, Laura says, I'll never forgive you,

and Anna's like, yes, you will, because you're a better

person than me. And she's like, you're right. I am

I probably.

Speaker 2: She's like I hate it, but I will, yes.

Speaker 3: And then honest, it's back down and talks about like us,

and Laura's like there is no us, and I thought

it was really bold of her to sit back down.

I was like, I'm pretty sure she told you to

get out early.

Speaker 2: So let me take it. This is really intense right now.

Speaker 3: I was like, really, she's so entitled. And then they're

like what. Laura's like, I know we fell in love,

but you're a cowardly bitch. I don't know that she

said that, but that's what I wrote. And she tells

her to leave and Anna doesn't do it, and then

they talk about cowardice and the Bernard thing again, and

I was just like, oh, that's so over. I was

just annoyed by that whole thing. And then Laura tells

Anna she needs to make a decision, like to stay

or leave, Like should I stay? I'll should I don't.

I don't know if I'm a lot to say that either.

So Anna chooses to leave and she's like and she

goes out, and then I was like, she's drunk. Is

she gonna drive?

Speaker 2: It's the next day?

Speaker 1: Well, okay, so when you see her open the thing,

it's literally the next morning, and I'm guessing she's like

sobered up from like revealing this like awful truth. But

they were drinking, like up until the last argument, they

were drunk. And I want to say that fight didn't

go off for very long. It was very like to

the point this is dangerous.

Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm like, don't drink while you're pregnant,

and don't.

Speaker 2: D don't drink and drive.

Speaker 3: We don't really that bad. And so anyway, she like

leaves and then they're both crying and then Laura is

like thinking about it and she's like, I don't know,

and she's like, I think she doesn't say it out loud,

but basically you can see that she like decides to

go chase her. Yeah, so she like goes and like

opens the door to go chase Anna, but Anna's still

standing there. And so I think what we're supposed to

get out of this is that they they did choose

each other and that Anna is gonna not be a

coward and she's gonna leave her husband because.

Speaker 1: She says yes because uh, Laura asked her. She's like,

I expose my soul, like are you willing to take

the risk? And then Anna says no at first, and

that's when she leaves, and then she's like, oh my god,

and then she's like yes I will.

Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. I was just kind of annoyed the whole movie,

to be honest, because I just felt like it dragged

on a lot.

Speaker 1: Bernard was like in a lot of the conversation. Yeah,

it was like all leading back, Like each time they

had like a deep conversation, she was just like I

can see us being deep, Like I can see us,

but I can't be with you because you don't want that,

you know. And then they both literally said like I

fell in love with you, I know, you fell in

love with me, Like they literally say, like I fell

in love with you, and I'm like, wow.

Speaker 3: Yeah, And I don't know if we need to like

talk about this in a different episode because I don't

have super strong feelings about it either way. But I

just don't really feel like you could fall in love

with someone when you just like met them for a

few hours. Like I think that you could think they're

really awesome and you want to get to know them better,

and like you could think that they're hot and you

like want to like do sex stuff with them, like

you could have like lust for them, But I don't

know that you could really fall in love with them.

And I know they're trying to be like she loves art,

so when she saw the poetry, she was like in

love with whoever wrote the poetry. Yeah, but I don't know.

It just seems kind of like it makes me think

of like kids, like it's like, uh, fourth grade relationship,

like I love you and I love you. And they

were like, but I'm like, what if that was weird?

We're gonna be munch merch murder. So the options for

this are Anna, Laura, and Luisa, who we never see

but we hear about we.

Speaker 2: Should have done one of the musicians.

Speaker 3: Oh my god, I know I did see other.

Speaker 2: Women in there, but I didn't think about it.

Speaker 3: You guys, I thought there were four musicians because at

one point they two looked differ right than the first two.

But maybe they just had their hair different or they.

Speaker 2: Had and then remember they had the mind makeup.

Speaker 3: I don't know. Okay, Well, no, I didn't choose those.

I chose Anna, Laura, and Louisa. Honestly, you go for us?

Speaker 2: Can we murder all of them?

Speaker 1: I know?

Speaker 2: Okay, So.

Speaker 1: I would munch Laura, kill Anna, and then merge with Luisa,

just because I don't know. I feel like I can't

see myself merging with.

Speaker 2: Either of the two.

Speaker 1: You can munch one of them, but I can't merge

with you. I'll do Luisa, who we find out is

a good friend. She did not show her poems and everything.

She was a good friend. What about you?

Speaker 3: Okay, I was thinking that I would, well, I would

murder Anna, sorry, but she was just so self important.

I couldn't with her. I would. I would merge with

Laura because I didn't really like her. But then there

were parts where I was like maybe maybe going through

a really rough time her life. Yeah, and then I

would un to Louisa, I hope she's hot because they

don't ever show her.

Speaker 2: She's whatever you wanted to be.

Speaker 3: Yeah, and then what would you rate this movie on

a scale of one to five cherries?

Speaker 1: I get what it was trying to do, Like I

liked the visual some of it, just not the musicians,

like some like scenes of them were cool, but obviously

it sucked ass.

Speaker 3: So one.

Speaker 2: What about I think that one? Oh, I was actually

gonna do one point five.

Speaker 1: But then I remember that part when you were like

talking back about Anna, when she was saying like, let

me tell you everything now, and then she's like starting

off with like remember this man, and I was like, oh,

I forgot this. She's like not even like I'm so sorry,

like I have to tell you something important. She's like,

just let me tell you my story, and I'm like, girl,

what the fuck? So I don't know that point five

was taken off.

Speaker 3: Honestly, I would have given it a two if it

was a secret incest story because that would have been

a crazier like twist.

Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3: I don't know. I really love VC Andrews. I don't

know if anyone is of that age, but I've made

my watch my watch I've made my wife watch all

the VC Andrews, like Flowers in the Attic movies, all

of that, and she's like, why do you like this?

Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know, Like it's just interesting. It's

just interesting.

Speaker 3: But it's always like, oh my god, that ended up

being her uncle. What the fuck? I don't know, you guys,

it's crazy. I'm weird. So we're gonna We're gonna take

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even Facebook. Okay, so, uh, for our last little segment

where we're starting a new thing, we're going to talk

about our current obsessions every once in a while, so

mainly because I just wanted a way to fit these

things in, but they didn't really fit with the vibe

of the pots. So now they do because they're you

know what, I think. I was gonna name it current fixations,

but we can, we can, we can workshop it.

Speaker 2: I like current obsessions.

Speaker 3: Okay, okay, obsessions fixations. Current things were really into Yeah,

so tell me about yours.

Speaker 2: I was telling you about it.

Speaker 1: And then they released that little like article and it's

like the LGBTQ plus laboo boos, Like which ones are

they based on?

Speaker 2: The colors? Was so cute, wasn't it. I don't have

a lab boo boom. Oh yeah, that's my obsession right now.

My current obsessions.

Speaker 1: They're so expensive, but they're they're very cute, but I

can't just the one that I wanted to get in

Portland was thirty five dollars like this bit.

Speaker 3: Well at least it wasn't sixty the ones that while

were showing me or six, because this is what was

a knockoff.

Speaker 2: Even though I was like the Fu Foo it was

a little food food. I wanted it so bad.

Speaker 1: And there was one oh my god, it looked like

bun and it was like a little bunny but like cat.

Speaker 3: Ears and I was like a little like bun cat thing.

Speaker 2: I don't know.

Speaker 1: Yeah, but I didn't get it just because I was like,

I spent a lot of money on stuff and I

have a.

Speaker 2: Lot of stuff animals.

Speaker 1: Already that I had a storage and then we have

someone like the frame of our bed because I don't know,

they have sentimental.

Speaker 2: Value and I just like looking at them and being like, yeah,

I had you, like you know, when I was a kid.

Speaker 1: So I can't get anymore because there's no place to

put it.

Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, but I want one because I want to

put it on my backpack, my work backpack. But the

thing is that I feel like they get dirty really easily.

They would get in I would not do a good

job of keeping it clean.

Speaker 2: It'd be like really dingy. But then that would mean

because I love because it goes everywhere.

Speaker 3: With you, so it is cute. Well, I am also

a little bit obsessed with the la boo boos, and

I don't want to be because I was like, I

don't like that with the first time Angelina asked me

about it, I was like no, uh, And then now

they grow on me and they're so cute and I'm

obsessing over it, and my TikTok is just full of

it because it knows I keep liking things about them,

and so it keeps showing them to me. And my

wife is like, Caitlin, you're not getting a Labuo boo.

You don't need one, and I'm like.

Speaker 1: I need When they say you don't need it, I

want it more and then I'm like no, yeah, I'm like,

can I get there was this mon chi chi like

notebooked I wanted to get. I already have like so

many notebooks that I was like, I don't think I

can fit one like at all. So I was like

I don't need this, but I want it, and I

had to like fight it because I was like, I'm

not going to use it.

Speaker 2: It's just going to be there, you know.

Speaker 3: So well mine is not as cute, but it's been

around for a long time, but I'm really into it

literally specifically right now. I love watching videos. Specifically, I've

always like liked ASMR videos, but I really like the

wax tapping where they take like a squishy toy and

then they put different amounts of layers of wax on

it and then they tap it and they scratch it

and then they crush it.

Speaker 2: I love it. Oh, is it in that one like

machine where they put it in.

Speaker 3: The no no no, I like those two no. It's

like somebody with nice nails and then they go and

then they go and I love to see it crack

and then the pieces come up and then I also

same vibe soap cutting and soap crushing. My favorite are

the soap crushing ones where inside of the soap there's

like shaving cream stuff. Oh, and then it's like it's

like I'm not And then the soap cutting is fun too,

where they do like you know, they'll put like I

don't know, I'm really bad cutting things. This is how

my wife cuts an onion, so like you do, like

you have the bar soap and then it's like oh

like then and then they like cut it and layers

so all this soap and I feel like it's really wasteful.

But I've told myself that they probably reuse the soap

because you can just like melt it and like reuse it.

So that's my hope because I was feeling bad to

do anyway, that's my thing. I can watch it for hours,

like I will be on TikTok for hours watching those.

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Speaker 1: Next week, we will be going over the nineties classic

The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls in Love starring

a masked Tina Kennard aka Baby Dyke Laurel Hommets.

Speaker 3: Yes, which she was doing it for me in that movie.

Speaker 1: I didn't like Tina and the other one, but then

the more I saw her, I was like, Okay, all right, she.

Speaker 3: Was hot in this, but it's because she wasn't playing

Tina she was She's.

Speaker 2: Playing a completely different character.

Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was into it. I was also, well,

we'll talk about it more, but I was very into

her aunt, her sexy butcher with them. Yes, I was like, okay, anyway,

I guess we will see you next Tuesday. Executive producers

for but I'm a Lesbian are Caitlin Batty and Angelina Herrera.

Produced and mixed by Victoria Shiplett. Creative direction and video

editing provided by Juanita Herrte. Music by Stiletto Falsetto.