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Caitlin and Angelina. Get ready for some Sapphix serotonin. So

on today's episode, we are discussing the two thousand and

two masterpiece, possibly Maggie and Annie.

Speaker 2: In the spirit of the movie.

Speaker 1: Since it's just one big coming out story for Annie,

I'm curious, what is your coming out story?

Speaker 4: Okay?

Speaker 3: So I don't have that interesting of a coming out story,

and I don't know.

Speaker 2: Okay.

Speaker 3: So basically, when I was in high school, I was

very I would like make out with everybody, but it

was only when I was drunk. So that was like, no,

I'm straight, but I just make out with girls when

I'm drunk. And then when I got towards when I

was in my senior year, well, I started watching that

word and I was like, oh my god, I'm allowed

to be like feminine and gay, Like this was like

what was in my mind.

Speaker 4: And so.

Speaker 3: I started putting on my MySpace things like love the person,

not the gender.

Speaker 5: Oh okay, you're like trying.

Speaker 2: To soft come out, soft launch. Oh my god.

Speaker 3: And I remember my mom's friend messaged me one time

and was like my Space.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 3: She was like a little younger than my mom, and

my mom is only twenty years older than me, so

she was like in the middle.

Speaker 2: Of our ages. Okay.

Speaker 3: Anyway, she was like, when you put that on your profile,

it kind of makes items like you're gay. And I

was like, oh, I mean because I kind of am,

like I'm like open to anybody.

Speaker 4: This was like the thing. I was like, I'm Pan.

No one knew what PAN was at that time.

Speaker 2: Oh, so you were like, I thought it was really cool.

I went.

Speaker 3: I also during that time went on this website called

Hot or Not. I don't know if anyone remembers it. Yeah,

and my name on there.

Speaker 2: Was bull Dagger.

Speaker 4: Oh my god.

Speaker 2: I love that.

Speaker 3: It's like a four for the A. So if anyone

was on Hot or Not and remembers me, it's me.

But anyway, I'm very vain. I was like, I went

on there because I just wanted to see if people

would say.

Speaker 4: I was hot or not. But I got a lot

of like creepy men, and they were like, what does

pan sexual mean?

Speaker 2: Because I ween there. Oh.

Speaker 4: Anyway, point being.

Speaker 3: Then I started talking to this girl and we kind

of liked each other, but we were both like had

never like been with a girl whatever. And then my

best friend from high school came up to visit. This

is when I was nineteen. I forgot that. So she

came up to visit. I was living in the Bay Area,

and then my best friend and that girl started being

really weirdly flirty, and I was like, what the fuck?

And then when I dropped my best friend off at

the train station to go back down to where she lived,

I told her that I was like I liked her,

and she was like, oh, well, I do like Brittany,

but I like you more. And this is how I

should have known she was a fuck boy from literally

the beginning.

Speaker 4: Anyway, So then we started.

Speaker 3: Like dating, we became like a couple, and so then

I had to tell my parents, and so that was

like the coming out, I guess. I just told my

mom like, oh, me and bere are dating now, and

she was like, oh, okay, And then later she told

me like I told your stepdad. I was like, Paul,

did you know Kaelin is like gay or something? And

he was like, yeah, it does.

Speaker 2: I love that.

Speaker 3: And then I remember I had to tell my dad

and I was like nervous, and we were going to

Olive Garden, just me and my dad, and we were

in the car and I was like, so, I just

want to tell you, like, I have a girlfriend, and

he was like, oh, well, what's her name?

Speaker 1: Oh?

Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, it was like a good thing

that my dad did because he didn't like make it

a thing, so I guess that's it.

Speaker 4: And then slowly people started to know, Like.

Speaker 3: I remember telling my uncle that I had a girlfriend,

or I think we went to visit. Anyway, it was

funny because he did that typical straight man thing where.

Speaker 4: He, oh, oh my god, I'm also a lesbian. We

have so much in common.

Speaker 2: I was like, oh, we hate that. I don't do that.

Speaker 3: Yeah, he's also a weird maga person. Now I don't

think he was yet, but anyway, he was like getting there. Yes,

he was in his libertarian era and now he's like

full on Republican.

Speaker 4: I don't know. Anyway, what was your story? Mine was

kind of drawn out.

Speaker 2: Sorry, No, you're okay.

Speaker 1: I feel like I also did not have a very

like crazy coming out story. I knew I was gay,

but I was very closeted because I was just like,

oh my.

Speaker 2: God, no, not me, Like I have a lot of

gay friends.

Speaker 4: Yeah, I hang with the game.

Speaker 1: I was like, I had a lot of gay friends,

and like people will always say that me and my

best friend at the time were like lesbians and that

we were gay, and I'm like, oh my god, I'm

totally not a lesbian. I literally have a crush on

this dude right here, like.

Speaker 4: Like random man.

Speaker 2: I was like, he's in my class and he's so cute.

Speaker 5: I love him, and I was like, we're gonna get married,

you know.

Speaker 1: Anyways, So I was very closeted, and I remember telling

my friend I was also nineteen. I remember telling her

after I had like first hooked up with the guy,

I was like, hey, like what if because it was

from Tinder, right, I was like, what if we put

it to like also the girl.

Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1: I was like, would you like you know, like you know,

because we were I was just like throwing it out

there to see if it's like crazy, She's like, you know,

I don't think I want to do that, but you

can if you want to. And I was like, yeah,

just to see, like I don't know, I was.

Speaker 2: Like trying to throw it out there. Yeah yeah, I

said that.

Speaker 1: I was like, I maybe like maybe we need more friends,

like we can like I don't know. I was just

like trying to hide it. But then she was just like,

you know, like that's totally okay. She didn't say anything,

and then I was just like okay, like stop, it's enough.

Speaker 2: You can be gay, like it's all right.

Speaker 1: And so I came out as bisexual first, and I

wanted to get everyone done in the entire day, so

I told my mom first, and then I told my sister.

Actually I told my sister before. She was just like

oh yeah, I thought like we kind of knew. I

was like okay, yeah cool.

Speaker 2: And then my other sister, not the oldest sister, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1: And then I told my mom and then I told

my dad and he was just like what bisexual? Like

what is Zach because obviously he's like very traditional Mexicane.

He's like, I don't know, you mean a lesbian And

I was like okay, sure, yeah, like actually I was like,

he was just like, no lesbian, And I was like, well, right,

I mean, okay, if that's what you want to think.

Speaker 4: Is he telling all his friends?

Speaker 5: Oh?

Speaker 2: Honestly, he was like I think, kind of in shock.

Speaker 1: But then also it made sense because I never brought

anybody home, like, no one, there was no dating. My

sister had that face, and there was nobody for me.

Speaker 2: So he was just kind of like hmm, you know.

Speaker 1: And then I texted my sister and I told her,

and even though she's you know, very conservative and everything,

she was just like, oh, well that goes against my religion,

but we support you.

Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god. She's like she

told everyone, my nephews.

Speaker 1: And her husband, and they're like yeah, they said we

support you too, Like yeah, there's they have lesbian like

girls at their school.

Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, okay, so they were they

like high schoolers?

Speaker 1: Yeah they were, because at that point I was they

were still in high school.

Speaker 4: I still yeah.

Speaker 1: And then she just didn't tell my youngest niece because

she was too young to know.

Speaker 2: I was like, okay, whatever.

Speaker 4: Because me and gay is inherently like feahl and bad.

Speaker 1: Absolutely, and then she never asked about my dating life ever,

so it was a win because each time she'd be like,

are you dating anybody?

Speaker 2: Like, are you sure you're not a lesbian?

Speaker 1: And I was like, I have dated people, but I

was like, you know, anyways, yeah, and then I everyone

else kind of found out too, and then.

Speaker 3: It was okay from there and yeah, yeah, well that's.

Speaker 4: Cool, that's life. So you were also like nineteen.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I was nineteen.

Speaker 1: I knew because I like watched and we'll talk about

that in the later episode. I had watched stuff and

every time I was like, oh my god, like it's

okay for them to do that.

Speaker 2: Even though my parents were never.

Speaker 1: Like homophobic or they never gave me any impression that

they would like just own me, I just had it

in my head for some reason, like, well, what if,

like you know, like what if they don't like me,

or what if my friends are like, oh my god,

you mean that time we were all hanging out, like

you liked me or something. I don't know, because some

of them were like that.

Speaker 3: So that was like my big fear was that all

of my friends would think that I like had had

crushes of me.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 3: I still wonder about that to be honest, like my

really close friendships from high school, because I did get

mad when they had boyfriends.

Speaker 4: Okay, but I don't think that I had crushes on them.

Speaker 3: I've thought about this because I'm like, they're not really

my type. I think it was partly because I was

like jealous because I felt like I could never have

a relationship and I didn't realize why. And I'm like,

I thought it was because I wanted to be a nun.

I just didn't want to have sex with a man.

And then I realized it's because I.

Speaker 4: Was a lesbian. But I don't know. I always worry

that they think that I had a crush off themment.

Speaker 2: You're like, I'm saying it now, I don't, yes, but I'm.

Speaker 3: Like, I always felt like it would be weird to

be like, by the way, just so you know, I

didn't have a crush on you, because then they're definitely

gonna be like, she had a crush on me. Yeah,

but yeah, I always think, Okay, you know that.

Speaker 4: I don't know if you know that taken in Sarah

song nineteen no oh my god.

Speaker 3: Okay, Well it's a classic and I love it. It's

like probably my favorite teaking and Sarah song, and I

think it's because that's how old I was when I

came out and the song is like, well, I can't

sing it on here.

Speaker 4: I don't think even though my.

Speaker 3: Va you were very off, but like I was nine,

I need to hear that song. Yeah, I probably should

listen to our lyrics because I don't really know what

it's about, but to me, it's about coming out. And yeah, yeah,

so that was so fun we learned from you guys. Yeah,

I wanted to ask, did you have like a hot

take or a burning desire about this movie?

Speaker 2: I did so. Again spoiler.

Speaker 1: I feel like all my hot takes are spoiled.

Speaker 2: Spoilers.

Speaker 3: This is why we tell people and watch the movie,

watch so you can watch it.

Speaker 4: Yeah.

Speaker 1: So I don't think Maggie had to die obviously. I

feel like that's a very like if anyone watched that,

they'd be like, yeah, she didn't have to die. I

feelt that was unnecessary. Yeah, they just wanted to have that.

What's what's your hot take?

Speaker 3: Well, I I think that the best character in the

movie was the husband.

Speaker 2: And that's so surprising.

Speaker 3: I know, because I was like, I'm gonna hate him.

He's a man, and he looks like Charlie Sheen.

Speaker 2: To me, he kind of does.

Speaker 4: Charlie Sheen is a terrible person, a predator, but.

Speaker 3: He's so understanding and he like loves his wife so

much and would do anything for her. And I was like,

he said something stupid one time and where he was like,

I'm like a lesbian trapped in a man's body, and

I was like whatever. But then the way he was

like so supportive of her, I was like, oh my god,

he kind of is giving like lesbians, like he.

Speaker 4: Wasn't giving typical man.

Speaker 1: Yeah.

Speaker 3: I really liked him, and I was surprised by that.

Speaker 1: That is surprising to me because wow, yeah, your favorite,

like the best character out of everyone.

Speaker 4: Okay, Okay.

Speaker 1: I could see that he was supportive.

Speaker 4: He was. My wife agreed, and we are both kind

of man haters.

Speaker 2: A lot of the time.

Speaker 3: And she was like, he's so nice. He's way nicer

than I would have been. I would have been like,

what the fuck, bitch? Yeah, So yeah, AnyWho, we'll talk

about it in more depth so you can see why

I love this guy so much. We'll go to a

break and then we'll dive deep into the recap and

you'll hear about how Maggie dies and all of that stuff.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to but I'm a Lesbian. This week we

are discussing Maggie and Annie, an almost completely in lesbian

movie from two thousand and two.

Speaker 3: For a good reason, I'd say, yes, I was gonna

ask how did you find this movie? Because I had

never heard of it, and I thought I'd seen every

lesbian movie.

Speaker 1: Okay, so, as we know, my closet itself in high

school would find anything like anything gay to watch. I

was literally searching out there like I could anything gay.

Speaker 2: I was watching it. But it's on to be so

I would go through the section.

Speaker 1: I'd go all the way to the bottom, and it

is it. It looks like it would be on to

be too. I love to be, but like sometimes their

gay movies are just really crazy.

Speaker 4: Okay to be also, I think it's to be correct.

Somebody correct me if I'm wrong.

Speaker 3: But there was this show where it was like a

bunch of studs in a House and they watched that too.

Speaker 4: Was like, whoa, that was so to be.

Speaker 3: I was like, I know, like the sun, they're right,

But then I was like.

Speaker 4: I couldn't get into it. I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3: It was one of those It gave a lot of

that toxic masculinity that I see in like more butch

or stud lesbians. Unfortunately, obviously not all are like this,

but uh, there was a lot of that.

Speaker 1: There was, especially the games like that they would play everything,

just everything about it.

Speaker 2: It was very much like.

Speaker 3: Yeah, I like, I like someone that is giving off

that mask, but on the inside they're girly pops, like

clean like and that's novel that everybody was giving.

Speaker 4: They were they were giving a little toxic, but they

were hot.

Speaker 3: So AnyWho, I was just curious where you found it

because it literally looks like it's made like on like

a home video.

Speaker 2: Like, yeah, it looked very bad.

Speaker 4: I was like, oh, is this real?

Speaker 2: But I made the movie to show you.

Speaker 3: It's funny because I didn't write down who the director

and stuff is, so you would have been like, wow,

you made this in high school.

Speaker 4: Except in two thousand and two you would have been.

Speaker 2: Baby literally like.

Speaker 3: AnyWho, So this movie, Okay, I'm gonna tell you now

because I wrote down this for my own notes because

I kept getting the names mixed up.

Speaker 4: So Maggie is.

Speaker 3: The lesbian and Annie is the straight, or she thinks

she's straight. She's married to the guy. So this movie

opens up on a hand playing with grass. It's very lesbian,

as we talked about and bound the close up on

the hands and then I have like moving and playing

with the.

Speaker 2: Grass, her like look at the grass.

Speaker 4: It went on for too long, like it did.

Speaker 3: It was really hard for me to convince my wife

to continue watching this because she was like, She's likehow

I'm done? I can what is this cheesy movie? Anyway?

So I was like, okay, this is very low budget.

I can tell from the beginning and also the there's

I should have looked this up.

Speaker 4: I forgot to look it up.

Speaker 3: I wanted to look up who did all the music,

because all the music sounds the same and it's all

very early two thousands lesbian.

Speaker 1: I want to say for those movies, sometimes I could

be very wrong, obviously, but I want to say sometimes

it's usually like the cast that yeah.

Speaker 4: I feared it was like one of their friends.

Speaker 1: Yeah something like that.

Speaker 3: Yeah, so okay, this is mean. I shouldn't make fun

of this, but okay, So we cut to the alarm

going off in a bedroom.

Speaker 4: These women had.

Speaker 3: Obviously like had some sort of like a I feel

like they are making a point that it was like

a one night stand.

Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4: And then the one the one girl gets up.

Speaker 3: It's Maggie and she has on string bikini underwear and

my wife was like, what are these?

Speaker 4: And I was like, babe, those.

Speaker 3: Are string bikinis. I used to wear those all the time.

I'm in like two thousand and two. I still wear

them sometimes. And she's like, oh, well, it doesn't look good.

She's like on her, it's only good on you. And

I'm like, this is how I know she only has

eyes for me.

Speaker 2: And she's like a.

Speaker 4: Lot of those those are weird, but it's okay when

you wear it.

Speaker 3: So she's like she has like short hair, and she's like,

you know, gets out of bud with her little string bikini.

And then anyway, I don't remember what exactly they said,

but basically you could tell they didn't know and they

were not in.

Speaker 2: Our own tattoo. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3: And so then we cut to that string bikini underwear

girl at work. She works at a mechanic shop, so lesbian.

It's like her dad's shop, we find out. And then

a man comes in to ask for some parts, and

then she like goes to the back to get the parts.

Speaker 4: And then the guys are like, oh my god, she's hot, right,

she's a lesbio. Yeah, can you believe it? Or whatever?

And I'm like.

Speaker 2: She's not ashamed of it. What she She's.

Speaker 4: Open about it.

Speaker 3: I was like, okay, But then I have to remember

things were really different in two thousand and.

Speaker 4: Two, Like it was kind of a big deal to

be open about it. I don't know.

Speaker 3: I didn't know anybody that was open about it. I

was twelve, but I didn't know.

Speaker 2: I didn't know.

Speaker 4: My mom didn't have any lesbian friends. Okay.

Speaker 3: And then so this guy that he's I'll tell you now,

he's Annie's husband.

Speaker 2: He is like.

Speaker 3: He is talking to her about his wife and how

I don't know how this came up. I somehow missed it.

But she's on a softball team. Maggie's on a softball team,

and he's like, oh, my wife loves softball and she's

been like looking for a league or whatever, so they

like exchange numbers or something.

Speaker 1: Yeah, He's basically like, can she come play with you guys?

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: Maggie's like, okay, she like any good, And he's like,

oh my god, yeah, she's so good.

Speaker 2: He's like she's the best, he's honestly, and he.

Speaker 4: Even like okay.

Speaker 3: So then when he like goes home, he tells the

wife like, I found a softball team or a girl

from a softball team for you, and I think he

says like she's.

Speaker 2: A lesbian, yeah, something like that.

Speaker 4: Also, I wrote here the wife is fat phobic?

Speaker 2: What happened? What did she say?

Speaker 1: She was like, are they a bunch of fat middle

aged women just like playing whatever?

Speaker 2: I was like, ew, very like an Annie?

Speaker 3: Yeah yeah okay, So I'm like I wrote it, but

I didn't write why. And then we cut to Annie

showing up at the softball practice and she's looking for

Maggie because Maggie is the one that she knows sort

of vaguely knows. And then there's some predatory lesbians being

creepy and talking about how hot she is, and I

fucking hate that. Not that lesbians don't ever talk talk

about straight girls being hot. But I just feel like

it's like a played out trope, like it's always like

the lesbian oh so hot, Yeah.

Speaker 2: Like wow, look at her.

Speaker 4: I can turn her creepy. And so then.

Speaker 3: Annie meets Maggie, and Maggie also thinks that Annie's hot.

Speaker 4: I think they like each other.

Speaker 1: It's like a little like it's like that moment where

they're like looking at each other and they're like you

can tell there's something, but okay.

Speaker 3: Okay, no, no, isn't that weird? Does everyone feel that?

Like how you can kind of feel when someone is

looking at you in a way like that they're attracted

to you versus just looking at you, or.

Speaker 2: I feel like some people can.

Speaker 1: Some people say they don't know when someone's like into

them or flirting.

Speaker 2: I've heard that, and then I also like, you know,

I don't know.

Speaker 3: It depends because some people are like really obvious with

it and they're like creepy and then they're like doing

that like like looking you up and down obviously, then

you know, but like I don't know. I just remember

like in like elementary school through high school, whenever somebody

be like oh my god, blah blah blah, has a

crush on you. I was like, I know, I can

tell you, not like being conceded, because I was like

a weirdo in school. Like it's not like I was

popular and a lot of people had crushes. But I

could tell, like by the way that they like look

at you and the way that they talk to you.

Speaker 2: Yeah, the way they treat you, You're like you like me.

Speaker 3: Yes, So anyway they like each other from first glance,

you can tell. And then they have like this gay

man that is the coach and he's talking about how

athletics she is. And then we find out that he's

not gay, and I was really surprised, but I think

they had their gay male friends play this.

Speaker 1: But you're like, he's actually not gay, but he's gay.

Speaker 4: But I was like, oh, that's cute.

Speaker 3: It's like such a gay team, Like they have a

gay man coach, and then they have all the lesbians

playing and then they said something like get home to

your wife and kids or whatever, like what.

Speaker 4: This man that my wife and kids?

Speaker 3: Okay, So then they like after practice, they go to

this pizza place that's also like a bar, and one

of the creepy lesbians calls her brother faggots and I

didn't like that, but I think we were supposed to

be like, it's okay cause she is gay.

Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know.

Speaker 4: I thought it was weird.

Speaker 6: And then.

Speaker 4: Everyone ends up leaving.

Speaker 3: At some point, it's only Maggie and Annie and they

start talking and Annie mentions like, oh, like, but you're

gay or something. Maggie's like, okay, how did you know

that first of all? And I don't know that. She

explains how she knows, but she starts being like weirdly flirty,

and she's like you're really pretty.

Speaker 2: That's all she needed, yes, And.

Speaker 4: Maggie's like, yeah, okay, thank you.

Speaker 3: I shouldn't tell you what I think about you, basically

because she also thinks she's really pretty. Yeah, And then

they're both they go home.

Speaker 4: They're both in bed thinking about each other.

Speaker 3: And the husband jokes about Maggie liking Annie, and she's like, no, no, no,

but I think she's kind of like she's.

Speaker 2: Like a little wish. Yeah.

Speaker 4: I like her.

Speaker 5: She's like, oh my god, you think so they're like

best friends?

Speaker 4: Yes, he's the wing man.

Speaker 2: He is.

Speaker 3: And so then the next day Annie delivers a package

to Maggie's dad's car shop thing. I guess she's like

a UPS worker male delivery person, but she's she was

She's not the regular one.

Speaker 4: She's just a sub for that. And I'm like, wow,

that worked out well.

Speaker 3: And then they like decide to eat lunch outside together,

and then Maggie found out that the team is going

to go to a tournament like out of town, and

she tells Annie and they're excited about it. And then

they talk a little bit about the husband. His name

is Bill. I forgot to mention that, and Annie's like, yeah,

I love him so much. So and our kids, yeah,

our kids, oh yeah, they have a child, okay.

Speaker 4: And then so they do a game.

Speaker 3: Maggie meets the child, Jenny, and she is playing with

her on a swing, and then she helps her find

her parents, and her parents are Annie and Bill, and

then Jenny invites Maggie to pizza with them, which is

funny because that's how kids are.

Speaker 4: They're like, do you want to come with us? And

the parents didn't invite.

Speaker 2: They're like, oh, now we.

Speaker 3: Have to yes, And so then Maggie is like being

like a cool aunt or a cool stepdad playing games

with Jenny at the pizza place, and then Maggie and

Annie talk a little bit by themselves, and Annie invites

Maggie over for Jenny's birthday party, like that's coming up

in a few days. Bill sees them being all flirty

and weird, and so does Barb. Barb is the creepy

blonde lesbian friend, and so Barb asked Maggie if she

likes Annie, and she's like, no, just as a friend,

which reminds me of elementary school, because.

Speaker 1: Do you like They're like, no, tell us, and then

when you would pick someone, they're like, no, I know

you don't like that person.

Speaker 2: I'm like, well, fuck, how can you tell?

Speaker 4: Are you liking the random person you like? I really

like this guy?

Speaker 1: Okay, I know that's like a seway, but I forgot

to mention when I was speaking about that, to like

prove how much I liked that person was actually behind

me and I was like, oh my god, I really

like his hair. And I was just like saying all

this other stuff, and I legit was like yeah, I'm

like in love with him, and he was right behind me.

Speaker 2: I turned around and he.

Speaker 1: Looked at me, and I looked at him, and I

was like, fuck, I want to kill myself.

Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 1: But he was so nice enough. He never said anything

like it. He was nice, like we knew each other

and I had him in classes and stuff. But I

was like, I think everyone can kind of tell that,

like I wasn't and there were rumors that was a lesbian.

Speaker 2: So he's like, I don't know about that.

Speaker 4: So yeah, he's like, she's using me as a beard.

Speaker 1: I was like, maybe, but he's also very conservative now too.

Speaker 2: Maybe he was like, I just don't want anything.

Speaker 4: I don't be associated with someone that might be gay,

I know.

Speaker 3: So anyway, then Barba is like, whatever, I can tell

that you that she likes you, and I think you

like her back. And then later at home, Bill asks Annie, oh, creepy.

Bill asks Annie if Maggie turns her on, and she

denies it, but he says he can see on both

of their faces that they're attracted to each other. So

then we cut to Jenny's birthday and it's at the house.

It's at Annie and Bill's house, and Annie's friends are

homophobic bitches, and that made me mad, but it was

kind of a good reminder that things have gotten better.

But then at the same time, they kind of haven't

because maybe it's just the people that I surround myself

with or not homophobic like that, because they did, like

wait until Maggie went to go play with Jenny in

the other room, and then they're like, oh, I wouldn't

let my daughter hang out with somebody like that. She's

going to turn out gay. Like they say weird things

like that, and I was.

Speaker 2: Like, ew weird.

Speaker 4: And so.

Speaker 3: Then there's like definitely more like long lingering looks between

Maggie and Annie, more flirting. After the party, Maggie and

Annie go outside and they like sit and drink beers

and talk. Maggie talks about how her mom is a gay.

Her mom ran off with the neighbor's wife and she

lives in San Francisco now, which is.

Speaker 2: Like so good.

Speaker 3: Yeah, And then Annie is like, oh, that's so sad

for your dad. And it's like obvious that she's thinking, like,

oh my god, if I leave Bill for this woman

that I just met a few days ago, he's releasing yeah.

Speaker 2: Like oh my god, I'm like destroying my marriage.

Speaker 4: Yeah it's just for this woman, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3: And so then Bill is watching them from outside and

when Maggie leaves. Maggie and Annie do this like weird

embrace sexual tension, like awkward almost like they're gonna kiss

type of thing. They're like staring into each other's eyes,

and then Bill ends up asking Annie if she's okay,

and he tells her he'll always be there for her.

So it's like, not only did he know that he

could tell they liked each other, but now the extra

saw that like exchange, I can't tell h That's where

I was like, oh, I'm starting to like him because

he knows that she likes this other person.

Speaker 4: And he's like, I'll be here for you.

Speaker 2: He's not, but he's just like, don't choose me.

Speaker 3: That was what it's giving, Like you leave me, I'll

still like be your best friend. And so in the

next morning, Annie is like, I gotta do something about

this because I think I'm a lesbian.

Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm confused.

Speaker 3: So she's like looking for a therapist in the yellow Pages,

which is also a throwback.

Speaker 4: Because she couldn't just google it.

Speaker 3: She's like looking through the therapists near me, yes, and

then she finds one, and I thought it was weird

that she chose a man but maybe that's to show

her straightness that like still in this era, she like

trusts a man's judgment of her feelings more. I don't know,

or maybe that's just the first one that had availability.

I just thought it was weird that it was a man.

I wouldn't have chosen a man, especially to talk about

potentially being a lesbian, because I would be like, what.

Speaker 1: You're not. You have a husband, you just need to

have sex with him.

Speaker 3: Yes, okay, So this reminds me. I love Chignotaro. And

she talked about when she was really young and she

was first realizing she was gay, she did a similar thing.

She like looked up a therapist in like a neighboring

town and she drove there and she said, I am

a lesbian and the person was like, no, you're not,

and she's like, what the hell?

Speaker 4: So anyway, oh my gosh, it's gonna happen.

Speaker 3: And she went to a woman, so I don't know anyway,

and so she Annie tells the therapist like, I think

I'm falling in love with another woman, and he says

say it out loud, like say her name, like I

love Maggie or whatever. So that was interesting and I wrote,

staffics are weird. They barely know each other, and she's

in love with her.

Speaker 2: I was like, what she's.

Speaker 1: Like ready, she's like doing, She's going all the outlets

to like think, okay, I have to come to terms

with this.

Speaker 2: Yeah, what else did I do? Her husband basically gave

her like the.

Speaker 4: Go ahead, yes, okay. But this also makes me think of.

Speaker 3: Sometimes I think that people that are dealing with like

compet just need to meet one out gay and then

they're like, oh my god.

Speaker 4: They're like this is it. I didn't know this was

an option, Like I don't know.

Speaker 3: Because I think of okay, I also think of this

song by Renee Rap. It's called pretty Girl. I told

you about it. I love it because I think a

lot of lesbians can relate to this song because it's

basically like, oh, you know you're straight, but like when

you get drunk, you're like, oh my god. I always

wanted to try this and like, if I tried it

with someone, it would be you, like you're so pretty

And I had so many friends like that and I'm like, ew,

I'm only attracted to masks.

Speaker 4: Get away from me. So weird.

Speaker 3: But anyway, that kind of reminds me of it because

it's like she just met a lesbian and she's like,

oh my god, I think I should leave my husband

for her. Yeah, and so she's like, what do I do?

Should I tell her like she's asking the therapist man,

and he's like, only if you want more. And so

then later they we cut to like softball practice, Maggie

and Barbara talking at the field. Barb asks, did you

and Annie do anything? And Barb says she can tell

that Annie is in love and Maggie says she can

see it too.

Speaker 4: See She's like, I can tell she.

Speaker 1: Likes She's like no and no, She's like she's in

love in love after this first week, that's record time.

Speaker 3: I'm so curious about her sign. I know, I says,

it's seeing leo energy. You like everyone loves me.

Speaker 2: She's like, I don't really know this, guys.

Speaker 4: Yeah, and so.

Speaker 3: Then she said, you know, I'm leaving it up to

her like she's the one that's in a relationship and

also has never been with a woman, like, I'm not

gonna be like predatory like her friend would have been.

By She's like, I'm gonna like let her like make

the move if that's what she wants. And then the

coach tells them all to come over, and he's like, hey,

we're gonna go to LA for a tournament, which I'm

not sure exactly where they're located, but there's somewhere in California,

super far and LA is not super far, so they're somewhere.

And so then Maggie and Annie decide a room together

and Annie makes a stupid joke, and I think she

made some joke like I don't want to room with you,

don't hit on me, or maybe that's when they go

to the bar. Later, she says like, you're gonna have

to protect me from the big scary lesbians, and I

was like, eh, I hate that, and so so Barbin

the other friend are talking about them and the other

friend which I don't remember what her name is, and

I don't think I wrote it down. She was just

a hater, but she was like, Maggie deserves better, and

I feel sorry for her, and I kind of she

had her crying, but like she did, she totally did okay.

Speaker 6: And then.

Speaker 3: So they win the game at the tournament, they decide

to go to a bar. The bar has a gay

night and it's that night obviously, So that's when Annie

makes the joke about, oh, you have to protect me.

They put lipstick on, Like Annie puts lipstick on her,

which is funny because it was very much the era

of like ellipsick lesbian. Is any lesbian that is like them? Yeah,

so she was like, Oh, I'm making her into ellipsick lesbian.

Like that was a vibe because like that's the only

thing she changed to her look. She put lipstick on her.

Then people are dancing. Some girl approaches Maggie and they

start dancing. It's very there's so much eye contact in

this move.

Speaker 2: They're like they're like.

Speaker 3: And it's like weirdly grinding but like staring at each other.

And I don't know if it's me because I'm kind

of like, oh, I don't know. Eye contact makes me

feel very awkward, and I've like, were I either make

too much eye contact or not enough. That's always like

in my mind when I'm having a conversation sometimes I

can't concentrate on the conversation because I'm thinking, is this

too much eye contact on my freaking them out?

Speaker 4: Or is this like not enough? Do I look weird? Anyway?

Speaker 3: They do not have that problem. These people are like

both staring. So anyway, then I feel like Maggie is

like sitting over there talking to this butch. And then Annie,

I don't know, Maggie sees a butcher talking to Annie,

and then I think she gets kind of jealous and

goes and grabs her to dance, and then they end

up kissing on the dance floor and then they're crying

and it's so gay. And then they go back to

the hotel and then they have sex and we see boobs.

I don't remember who's boobs because later in another sex

scene we see the other one's boobs and like, oh

my god, did they each sign like a contract that's

like the only.

Speaker 2: One scene, yeah, one scene room.

Speaker 3: Yeah, And so I thought, wow, the crying is interesting.

Speaker 4: This is also so gay.

Speaker 3: So then Annie asks Maggie, oh, if the friend Linda

is in love with her Linda is the other friend,

and she says, I don't know, maybe or whatever, and then.

Speaker 4: She tells her.

Speaker 3: Somehow they're talking and she says gay women don't like bisexuals.

So she's like, maybe that's why Linda doesn't like you,

because you're why ye, And then they have this like

awkward ride home. Maggie says she wants to have Annie,

like she wants to have her as hers, and Annie's like,

you can have me, and she's like that's not the same.

I can't have you all the time, like you have

a husband and a daughter. And she's like, I wrote

Annie wants to have her gay cake and eat it too,

And so then there's like this awkward drop off. Bill

was waiting up for Annie. They talk and she tells

Bill she missed him, and then she initiates sex, and

I feel like she does that because she feels guilty,

and she's also.

Speaker 4: Trying to prove that she's straight. She's like, I want

to have sex with my husband.

Speaker 3: Then later she's crying and she tells him she loves

him and Jenny so much, and then we cut to

Maggie also crying in her own bed. Then the next day,

Jenny and Annie go and they get short haircuts.

Speaker 5: Yeah, they rebrand themsel Yes, they rebranded.

Speaker 3: Jenny said that she loves Maggie and she wants to

have her hair like her, and Annie is being cringed

by cutting her hair. But it reminds me of when

I was eighteen and I was like thinking about coming

out and I cut my hair into a heart.

Speaker 1: Picture because yes, and yours look good though.

Speaker 4: That's nice and you're also fun.

Speaker 3: Fact, my first ex that was my best friend at

the time is the one who cut my hair. Oh wow,

yeah that's so.

Speaker 2: You did tell me about that.

Speaker 1: Yeah.

Speaker 3: So anyway, so then Annie invites Maggie to dinner, and

she does come over while Bill is at the store.

That girl, Linda Hater, she left a note on Bill's

card that says, hey, like your wife is sleeping with

her best friend. And he tells Annie there was a note,

but he won't tell her what it said until after

dinner when he gets drunk. And then he gets drunk

and it's kind of awkward because like the whole family's

there and Maggie's there and he's just being drunk and weird.

And then Jenny tells Maggie she loves her, which is

very adorable.

Speaker 4: She's like, I live you.

Speaker 3: And then Maggie and Annie go on a walk and

Annie said she's going to tell Bill about them. And

then the next day Bill goes to see Maggie at

work and they have this hard to heart that's where

he says the thing where he's like, I'm like a

lesbian and trapped in a man's body, which I thought

was annoying, but then also he was like, you know,

I want what's best for her type of thing.

Speaker 4: And then.

Speaker 3: Bill's like, I just love Annie so much and here's

the note and basically like yeah, they admit that they

were together, and then Maggie says, I'm gonna go to

San Francisco with my mom and like let her get

over this phase, like she thinks she's just a phase

to Annie basically.

Speaker 4: And she's like, I'm gonna go, and so she at

some point she.

Speaker 3: Annie finds out that Maggie's leaving because Bill tells her,

and then she goes over to her house and then

she calls Bill and is like I'm staying here, and

then they have sex.

Speaker 4: That's I think where we see the other person's loops.

Speaker 3: And so I was like, whoa. This is where I

was like, he's so understanding. He literally knows his wife.

Speaker 2: He's just like it's okay.

Speaker 4: He's like, okay, do what you have to do.

Speaker 3: And so then when Maggie leaves, we I don't know

how long she's gone, but Annie says she's been writing

so many letters to her and Maggie's not writing her back,

and she's so sad and dah da da. She gets

in a fight at some point at softball. I think

she picks up that Linda girl. She's not acting like herself.

And at some point Bill decides to call Maggie and

he's like, okay, like we can share her.

Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, it's clearly can you come back?

Speaker 3: She's so sad without you, and like I love her

and we we can share her that yeah, that's fine

because she loves both of us.

Speaker 4: And Maggie's like, oh my god, really, like she's so excited.

Speaker 2: He's like yeah, she's like I love you.

Speaker 3: So I also felt like this was kind of ahead

of its time because it was very like Polly, yeah,

poll cool that was to say anyway. And so then

Maggie's like, Okay, I'll drive home. This is why we

know that she's also in California because she's driving home

from San Francisco, so I feel like she can't be

that far. And so they're like, we're gonna get a

surprise that you came back. We're going to be like,

I'm just having a barbecue and then you're gonna show

up at the barbecue. And so she's driving home. She

decides to call from a payphone when she's like pretty

close to them, and she tells Annie that she's coming

and she's so excited.

Speaker 2: And her flowers.

Speaker 4: Yeah, okay. Then she goes to buy flowers at a store.

Speaker 3: And then she's like walking out. But I feel like

they make it obvious that something fucked up is gonna.

Speaker 2: Happen, because they do.

Speaker 3: She's like walking all slowly out of the store with

her flowers, all shy, and then you see this man

that's all drunk, like literally still drinking, getting in his

truck and you're like, oh.

Speaker 4: No, you're like putting it together.

Speaker 2: You're like it's going to be a.

Speaker 4: Drunk driving story.

Speaker 3: And then yeah, she's driving, and then you see like

the truck hits her, and then it cuts to the

kitchen of Annie and Bill's house and they drop a

plate and the plate breaks everywhere, and I my TV

stopped playing the movie. So the first time I watched it,

I thought that was the end. And so I was like, oh, okay,

I guess she died or something because they just show

the broken plate. Okay, that was not the end. My

TV just wasn't working correctly. So what actually happens is

she's not showing up for dinner and then her parents

or Maggie's dad, calls and tells Bill and Annie that

she was in a car accident and she's in the hospital.

So then they go to visit her. It's so funny

and low budget because it doesn't look like a hospital

at all.

Speaker 5: It's like, oh, spare rooms like someone's guest bedroom.

Speaker 4: And then they tried to make it look like a hospital.

They put like random They were doing what.

Speaker 2: They could with their budget. I appreciate it.

Speaker 3: I appreciate the hustle. But then the dad's like, yeah,

you know, she's still hanging on. Then Annie is like

holding her hand. She holds Maggie's hand and says something.

Speaker 4: I don't know what she says. I don't remember. It

must not have been that important.

Speaker 3: But suddenly Maggie squeezes her hand and then she dies.

Speaker 4: She fucking dies. I thought she was gonna live.

Speaker 3: Because I was like, oh, they didn't have her die

instantly when the plates they wanted to drag it out.

Speaker 4: I thought she was gonna live, and no, she died.

And then we.

Speaker 3: Cut to we're going back to the beginning, because now

we see that the beginning it was Annie's hand playing

with the grass, and it's at the gravesite of Maggie.

And then do you know what else we find out?

I think this is fucking weird, but I don't know.

Other people can tell me if they don't think it's weird.

She had another daughter and she named her Maggie, and

she's like, oh, Maggie, come over here, blah blah blah.

I don't know. I think it's kind of weird. Like

I get I get it if it was like your

friend to name your child after it, but it's like

this weird affair with I don't know.

Speaker 4: I don't know.

Speaker 5: Maybe that's just the Bill was like anything goes well,

of course.

Speaker 2: I love you so much.

Speaker 4: It's like, so that's the end.

Speaker 6: Okay.

Speaker 3: So now that we got through that, very interesting movie,

very interesting. Something else interesting about this movie is I

looked it up and it doesn't seem like any of

the main actors have really been in anything else else.

It was like, I hope I'm not listening to this,

and they're like, actually I was in this thing.

Speaker 4: Because they were in a few things, but not popular.

Speaker 2: They're not popular.

Speaker 4: I thought the girl that played Annie looked really familiar.

I was like, oh, she's famous. No, you know who

she looks like.

Speaker 3: Okay, I think this is her name, Amy Smart.

Speaker 4: She was in The Butterfly. Yeah, like her, she you.

Speaker 2: Know what she kind of does.

Speaker 1: But you know, it's just yeah, I mean, maybe they

thought this was going to be like the breakout film.

Speaker 4: I feel bad.

Speaker 1: I mean, but.

Speaker 2: Hey, I got somewhere. We're reviewing it.

Speaker 3: Yes, twenty three years later, very small podcast. So they've

made it, so I know it's I don't know, this

might be obvious, but we'll see.

Speaker 4: We're gonna do our munch merged murder.

Speaker 3: Uh So the options are Annie, Maggie, and creepy blonde

friend whose name we now know is Barb.

Speaker 2: Yes, so what what are your what are your?

Speaker 4: Okay? Well, I don't know.

Speaker 3: I guess maybe it's not that obvious because I didn't

really think about it that much.

Speaker 4: I think I would.

Speaker 3: I feel bad, I would munch the creepy blonde friend

and I.

Speaker 4: What, Okay, she was like a little bit like a butchy.

Speaker 2: She was, but she was so creepy.

Speaker 4: Okay, that's why I would only do that, and it

would be only single drinking.

Speaker 2: I had if I had to.

Speaker 3: Obviously, I've married you, guys, because this is when we happening.

Speaker 4: So I would munch the creepy blonde friend Barb.

Speaker 3: I would I would marry Maggie because at least she's

actually a gay and I wouldn't have to share her.

And I would kill Annie because I don't know, she's

kind of a self important bitch.

Speaker 4: Sorry, would you marry Annie?

Speaker 6: No?

Speaker 2: I wouldn't, see. That's the thing I was saying.

Speaker 1: I'm giving you shit for saying you'd munch because people

my friend, but out of all the options, that's how

bad of.

Speaker 2: A character Annie was. I think I would kill Annie.

Speaker 4: Yeah, And I think.

Speaker 5: I would merge with Maggie and then munch Barb.

Speaker 3: Okay, yes, I keep saying Mary instead of merge you guys.

And I created the title of this segment munch merged murder.

So what is wrong with me whatever? Back in the

day ten years ago, before we were allowed to get

married as gays is basically like getting married if you

moved in. That was like all it was. I mean,

that's all you could do. I mean, I guess you

could get a domestic partnership. But I'm just gonna tell

you this is how long me and my wife have

been together. We've been together since twenty thirteen, so gay

marriage was I legal when we.

Speaker 4: First started mayting. Anyway, that was just a little bit

off topic. But I'm interested to know what rating out

of five cherries would you give this.

Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to give it a two point five, Okay.

I do have like a sort of soft spot for it,

just because like during the time that.

Speaker 4: I watched it, But it's a very bad movie.

Speaker 1: And I can't justify giving Like, can you imagine I

was like five out of five cherries out of all

the other movies that I love.

Speaker 4: Any listeners, we have all credibilities. They're like, this pitch sucks.

I don't trust her judgment.

Speaker 2: Yeah, a two point five. I'm glad you think the same.

Speaker 4: Yes, that's so funny. Yeah, I was gonna say the same.

Speaker 3: I really appreciate that they tried, and I really appreciate

it that it was low budget, but they were like,

I'm gonna make check.

Speaker 1: Yeah.

Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't know. I don't like that she

died and that made me sad, so that's all we

have on that.

Speaker 3: Well, we'll go to our very special segment three, but

first we're going to take a break. So if you're

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Follow at but I'm a Lesbian pod on TikTok, Instagram,

and even Facebook. Okay, so today we have a fun

little segment. It's a very special segment to me and

probably also to Angelina. We get to talk about ourselves

and that's always so funky.

Speaker 2: Yeah, in case you guys ever noticed, we love talking about.

Speaker 4: Our it's so fun.

Speaker 3: So we have this fancy little jar and we have

questions in there, and we're going to ask each other

questions from here. So okay, So, oh wow, it's a

very fancy jar.

Speaker 4: Did we show it?

Speaker 1: Let's oh go ahead, brought to you from from Mercari.

Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so cute.

Speaker 4: It has hard cherries. Isn't that adorable?

Speaker 2: Okay?

Speaker 1: Okay, So I'll ask you some questions you like, shuffle

them around?

Speaker 4: Yeah, let's see.

Speaker 3: These are also really random. I haven't even read all

the questions.

Speaker 1: Okay, but I love that because then it's surprised. Yeah, okay,

oh what okay, what's your go to karaoke song? Even

if you only sing it in the car?

Speaker 3: Okay, Well this is funny because I you've been in

a car with me, I sing along to every song

in the car.

Speaker 4: Yeah.

Speaker 3: I have only ever done karaoke when I was younger. Like, okay,

here's the thing. My mom was a crazy karaoke person.

She like does karaoke contest. I think she like loves

to sing.

Speaker 2: Does she have a good voice?

Speaker 1: Like yes, oh wow, I have been good for her.

Speaker 3: Don't want to sound conceited, but I also love to sing,

and my voice is like okay, but it's not I'm

it's not like Adel, But I think I I'm not

even Chapel. But I think I could be like who

has like just an average voice that is a singer.

Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3: I could be taken in Sarah Oh yes, and then

like do you remember that she did this thing where

it was like the marshmallow thing with her hands, Like.

Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 3: Yeah, I could be Jessica Simpson or Britney spears, not Christina.

Speaker 1: But you okay, you know have you heard you sing

like a like a song all the way through?

Speaker 2: But why do I feel like you're and.

Speaker 3: You're like, oh my god, She's like she's oh you

guys like.

Speaker 4: No, I can't. I can't sing the high notes.

Speaker 3: But I when I did sing karaoke, this is this

is gonna show my age, my song that I would

always choose because it was very good for my voice

because it's I'm an alto.

Speaker 1: I feel like I know it is okay, No, no,

I won't.

Speaker 3: Okay, maybe okay, it's the first cut is the by

Sheryl Crow.

Speaker 2: Oh okay, I do know that song. I wasn't exacting that.

Speaker 1: No, I don't know why, because I know you love

Alanis Mors, so I thought maybe one of her.

Speaker 2: Songs I would.

Speaker 4: But I can't like singing.

Speaker 2: You out to know, like I feel.

Speaker 3: Like, yeah, see, yes, okay, she was my favorite. But

I've never done that karaoke. What have you done karaoke?

Speaker 6: No?

Speaker 1: I used to do American Idol. My sister bought the

little thing you know, like the game.

Speaker 2: That you play. I was like, oh no, I was

not a contested American Idol no.

Speaker 1: No, so we would have the game and then I

had my own thing where there was just like the

instrumental note like singing along because for American Idol, they

it's like the people singing along with you, so you

sound better. So I thought I would do really good,

and I thought I had a really great voice.

Speaker 2: I did not. I do not sound good.

Speaker 1: I think some stuff, like you said, you can like

kind of fit in other stuff with like my voice

cracks or like I hear it and I just sound

really like monotone and I'm like, can you add some like.

Speaker 5: Flavor And I don't know because it's just like.

Speaker 2: Oh my god, like I don't know.

Speaker 1: I just done like that and I'm like, gee my god, Okay, wow,

show up. So I've okay. So yeah, I never did

I never did that. I wanted to do that, but

the only person that will do that is my sister

and she doesn't live here.

Speaker 4: So yeah, well, I.

Speaker 1: Mean I don't really want to do karaoke now because

now I'm embarrassed, like I feel like I need to

be drunk to do it, or with like a group

of people that like make me feel very extroverted, like

you guys.

Speaker 4: Yes, no, this is a goal.

Speaker 3: I told my friend Hayley from book club because she

was going to karaoke things, and I was like, I

really want to go with you guys next time, because

this is like, Oh, let me tell you about.

Speaker 4: All of my mental health problems.

Speaker 3: I'm trying to do exposure therapy for my OCD, but

I'm trying to do it on myself because i don't

have money to pay a therapist, so I'm just exposing

myself to shit. And one of the things I need

to expose myself to is karaoke because the only times

I've done it were when I was a child and

I was so, so so nervous, but my mom would

like be like it's okay, like you can do backup

for me. And then when I was a grown up,

I have done it, but I had to be like hammered,

Like literally, I remember doing it. My mom had a

karaoke party at her house. I drank so much Tako

vodka and then I threw up and that was the

only time I sang, and my wife said.

Speaker 5: I was crying while I was singing what songs do

you remember?

Speaker 4: First cut the.

Speaker 2: Not even though okay, it's like just like you were like,

this is so beautiful.

Speaker 3: Later she had to hold my hair because I was

throwing out to the bathroom. Anyway, that's that's a fun one. Okay,

I'm gonna ask you a different one. Okay, so oh

this is fun. Okay, what's something you used to hate

that you now love.

Speaker 1: I feel like this is very common, especially with like women,

And I don't know, maybe I'm wrong, but like the

color pink. I used to yeah, I used to love

dressing up as like younger, like a younger like kindergarten,

I'd be in pink whatever. But then when I grew

up and it was like elementary age, I was.

Speaker 2: Just like, oh my god. Like I was like a.

Speaker 1: Half tomboy slash like want.

Speaker 2: To be girly girl.

Speaker 1: So I would like wear like a baggy shirt, like

the baggy is like crinkled shirt with like a skirt,

and then like my shoes or I'd wear like boots

and like they'd be like skinny jeans and then like

an oversized jacket and then I'd be like, yeah, let

me go like do something. I don't know, you know,

I was like and I was like, yeah, I remember

this one outfit that.

Speaker 2: I had that.

Speaker 1: Somebody called me out because they were like, why is

like the bottom of you like a girl and the

top a boy?

Speaker 2: And I was like fuck you.

Speaker 3: You were like I was, if it is giving genderqueer,

you just don't know anything.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: And I had a ponytail too, so I was like,

can't you see my ponytail?

Speaker 2: Like I'm obviously like a girl, like til well that

was my thought. I was like, I have a ponytail.

She fucking stupid, Like what the fuck? I was just

so mad.

Speaker 1: She said the top of me because I was very

self conscious too, and I was like, oh.

Speaker 2: My god, like what do you mean?

Speaker 6: I know?

Speaker 1: So I hated pink. I was like, fuck pink, Like

I love the color black. I still love black, but

I'm like I love pink.

Speaker 4: Yeah, what about you?

Speaker 3: Well, I was gonna say pickles because when I was

a kid, I was like picky like most kids. I

remember when like I would go to McDonald my dad

would have to order it like just plan cheeseburger with

the ketchup and mustard, but no pickles, no onions, okay,

And I didn't like pickles for years and then literally,

like I think when I was like thirty, I had

one of these pickles.

Speaker 4: Oh my god, what is the name?

Speaker 6: Oh?

Speaker 4: My wife calls them barbecue sauce pickles because.

Speaker 3: They're like they're sweet and they're spicy, and they're called

like Devil's spit.

Speaker 2: Oh okay, brand.

Speaker 3: I can't remember the brand, but they're so good, and

I was like, this is the best fucking thing I've

ever had. And now I'm a pickle girl. Like when

we go to Disneyland, I get a giant pick Oh

my god, Like I'm a pickle person. I turned into

Snookie somewhere along the line. But yeah, I used to

hate pickles.

Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1: Okay, Well that's interesting. I mean it sometimes I say,

it just takes a while, right.

Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I've read that, like your taste funds,

taste funds, taste mounds change like every seven years.

Speaker 2: Oh wow, Okay, but I think it's true.

Speaker 1: Okay, should I ask you for the other question?

Speaker 4: Another question?

Speaker 1: Okay, No, we don't have time for another question.

Speaker 4: Okay, cutting it, sure.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sort of on YouTube, but it's not a

great version. It's so you should probably go old school

and try to rent it somewhere.

Speaker 1: I do find it on a different, like you know,

one of those other sites, but it was okay.

Speaker 4: We don't condone illegally finding it.

Speaker 1: No, we don't, and honestly, I just like stumbled upon it,

but I didn't finish it, so like who knows you,

They don't know if I yeah the DVD for.

Speaker 3: Me or ask Kitlin for the DD Yeah, I'm like,

if you need to borrow it, I bought it on

rift Books for ten dollars and now I have it.

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Speaker 3: So AnyWho, we will see you next Tuesday. Executive producers

for but I'm a Lesbian are Caitlin Beatty and Angelina Herrera.

Produced and mixed by Victoria Shiplett. Creative direction and video

editing provided by Juanita Riote. Music by Stiletto Falsetto.