<v Speaker 1>Jared Katy and Josh one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm sitting here reading some emails from Josh over

<v Speaker 2>the weekend, and he swears he's got a hilarious story

<v Speaker 2>about a guy at a store. But I'm seeing something

<v Speaker 2>else I want to touch on in just a second,

<v Speaker 2>But what's your story. I've never been called out in

<v Speaker 2>my life so harshly. I was at a store at

<v Speaker 2>the Outlets.

<v Speaker 3>I took my girlfriend to the Outlets and did a

<v Speaker 3>little shopping there, and uh, We're just meandering through this

<v Speaker 3>store and apparently in the middle of it was.

<v Speaker 4>Like the big and tall section. I did not know this.

<v Speaker 3>I just had a sweater that caught my eye and

<v Speaker 3>I was like, I really like this sweater. So I

<v Speaker 3>go up to it and I look at it and

<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm looking at it and I'm like, Okay, do

<v Speaker 3>I want this.

<v Speaker 4>I'm kind of like, you know, sizing it up a

<v Speaker 4>little bit.

<v Speaker 3>But it was still folded. It was still folded. I

<v Speaker 3>just wanted to see how it would look on me.

<v Speaker 3>Fabric exactly, fabric. It was stitched. It wasn't this printed

<v Speaker 3>on there. I liked the logo being stitched in there.

<v Speaker 3>And then it was apparently like the store manager or whatever,

<v Speaker 3>really nicely dressed man looks directly at me and like

<v Speaker 3>takes his attention away from helping another person in the

<v Speaker 3>store and points and snaps at me, like snaps at

<v Speaker 3>me and looks at me and goes, hey, hey, but

<v Speaker 3>big and tall section, if you're looking for small and mediums,

<v Speaker 3>it's one section over.

<v Speaker 4>Yes, I have never been mediums, dude. I have never been, man,

<v Speaker 4>I have never been.

<v Speaker 3>I was like, and and then my girlfriend Jenny like

<v Speaker 3>literally looks at me. Her jaw just drops and she

<v Speaker 3>just like bursts out laughing, and I'm like, I know, like,

<v Speaker 3>I'm not the tallest dude in the world.

<v Speaker 1>She's not.

<v Speaker 2>She picked you up and walked over to the medium.

<v Speaker 4>In one of those.

<v Speaker 2>Little baby backpacks and walked you over to the mediums.

<v Speaker 4>It was.

<v Speaker 2>Does she carry you on your chest and one of

<v Speaker 2>those little baby bouncers she was.

<v Speaker 4>She was carrying me.

<v Speaker 3>So I mean and say like small, medium, and large,

<v Speaker 3>like I was in the biggest. So this is like,

<v Speaker 3>you know, four max and stuff like that.

<v Speaker 4>Very big.

<v Speaker 1>He nailed it, helpful, he was.

<v Speaker 3>I was essentially like, you should have just told me

<v Speaker 3>where the children's section is, dude, like, where's the It's

<v Speaker 3>a couple of stores down right at the outlet.

<v Speaker 1>H boyd, where's the jimberree?

<v Speaker 3>So sad and the bummer is here. I was wearing

<v Speaker 3>my tall shoes because they're my running shoes that.

<v Speaker 4>Have extra padding, extra four head day. I was feeling good. Man.

<v Speaker 4>He brought me down a few pigs and then what

<v Speaker 4>happened with that other waiter?

<v Speaker 3>Okay, so after that we went to lunch, and this

<v Speaker 3>was just a weird interaction. So, uh, the waiter comes

<v Speaker 3>up and he, you know, kind of just the back

<v Speaker 3>and forth talk, and he says, if you ever need

<v Speaker 3>my attention, call my name. His name was Tyler, a

<v Speaker 3>great waiter by the way. But then he said, if

<v Speaker 3>you need anything else, hit me with a chair if

<v Speaker 3>you don't get my attention. That obviously grabbed our attention.

<v Speaker 3>I was like, hit me with a chair. I've never

<v Speaker 3>been told that before. I kind of wanted to just

<v Speaker 3>to see if he would work. And so he go,

<v Speaker 3>We're like, why would why would you say that? He goes, well,

<v Speaker 3>it's my second job, and then he would He proceeded

<v Speaker 3>to not tell us his job until we guessed it's

<v Speaker 3>slightly annoying, annoying one of those jobs. And I was like,

<v Speaker 3>after one or two guesses, just tell us, dude, it's okay,

<v Speaker 3>that's you know, just words a week.

<v Speaker 1>You can get that one immediately though.

<v Speaker 4>Hit me with a I don't go straight to p Yeah,

<v Speaker 4>I don't do it, brother.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like, what other occupation are you gonna get hit

<v Speaker 1>with a chain?

<v Speaker 3>Well, we guess school teacher of like an elementary kid

<v Speaker 3>would throw a chair.

<v Speaker 4>I don't know, so we didn't guess that.

<v Speaker 3>Well anyway, he's a pro wrestler and the rest of

<v Speaker 3>the time all he did was tell us, Hey, I

<v Speaker 3>have a show on Saturday. It's free, please come. And

<v Speaker 3>I was like, well where it's like in Greeley. I

<v Speaker 3>was like, dude, I'm not I'm not gonna do that

<v Speaker 3>for it.

<v Speaker 4>But your day, no, new friend, I don't think.

<v Speaker 1>So a little booster seat and you can sit there

<v Speaker 1>and watch it.

<v Speaker 3>But then after all, you he just kept telling us

<v Speaker 3>every injury he's ever had in the book and like,

<v Speaker 3>hit me with the chair, hit me with a chair,

<v Speaker 3>I know. I was like, Tyler, I just want my eggs, Benedict, dude,

<v Speaker 3>but I'm just trying.

<v Speaker 1>To please, Tyler.

<v Speaker 4>Get it to Tyler. And you forgot my brother.

<v Speaker 1>What's his wrestling name?

<v Speaker 3>Do you know?

<v Speaker 4>He never told us? Tyler the terrible waiter. Mister waiter

<v Speaker 4>comes out like a tie, comes out with like.

<v Speaker 2>A little apron, a pepper grinder that he gets in

<v Speaker 2>people's eyes. Yeah, he gets mad when you leave him

<v Speaker 2>a small tip.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly, it's me with a chair.

<v Speaker 4>Yet.

<v Speaker 2>Well, that's all fun. You had a great little weekend.

<v Speaker 2>The one line that that I took away from your

<v Speaker 2>email that you sent last night is you spent the

<v Speaker 2>day celebrating your four month anniversary with your girlfriend.

<v Speaker 1>It's been four months. Well that's this middle school. What

<v Speaker 1>is it you do the first year?

<v Speaker 3>You do?

<v Speaker 1>You celebrate four months together. It's been a long time, chair,

<v Speaker 1>But yeah, the first year.

<v Speaker 2>It's every month, especially nowadays, you're shocked you made it

<v Speaker 2>that far for the girls.

<v Speaker 1>I don't want to crazy, I don't want to point this.

<v Speaker 2>Yes, and you do something every month you make Oh

<v Speaker 2>the six month.

<v Speaker 4>Help, I'm never back out. I get that.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, I never back out.

<v Speaker 4>I get that.

<v Speaker 3>Six month is kind of where I would start celebrating

<v Speaker 3>a little bit for years.

<v Speaker 1>Fine, you know what's fun couple of seasons. You're lucky

<v Speaker 1>she's not celebrating the phases.

<v Speaker 3>Of the moon.

<v Speaker 1>Four months. Let's go celebrate it's been for I had

<v Speaker 1>four months.

<v Speaker 3>I had no idea. She was the one that brought

<v Speaker 3>it up. And that's when I was like, well, let's make.

<v Speaker 4>A day up it absolutely.

<v Speaker 3>She's literally like, you know what today is? I'm like Saturday.

<v Speaker 3>And I was like, well, then let's do a dinner.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, let's go.

<v Speaker 4>That is my next guess to make it to five months, Joshua.

<v Speaker 1>This is actually really good for you. It is really

<v Speaker 1>good for you. All jokes, this is this is a

<v Speaker 1>big deal for you.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean after week she was pretty serious.

<v Speaker 1>I know it doesn't matter what I think, but I

<v Speaker 1>like Jeny.

<v Speaker 4>Chick fil A, so she's got some bonus points there.

<v Speaker 4>Come on.

<v Speaker 2>So I saw that in a texted knick knack and

<v Speaker 2>I go, hey, do you know that next month we're

<v Speaker 2>going to be selling celebrating two hundred and eighty eight

<v Speaker 2>months together.

<v Speaker 1>She said, don't text me, please stop texting me. Time

<v Speaker 1>for this.

<v Speaker 4>Jeerman