<v Speaker 1>Jared Katy and Josh one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Guess who's got a carfax on his land roll over?

<v Speaker 2>Guess who's got a car fax now on his land rover?

<v Speaker 3>You have a land rover?

<v Speaker 4>No Tiger Woods does, Okay.

<v Speaker 2>He flipped another vehicle front driving his land Rover at

<v Speaker 2>a high rate of speed near Jupiter, Florida, when he

<v Speaker 2>tried to pass the truck pulling a trailer clipped it

<v Speaker 2>in over a wind.

<v Speaker 4>Hey it's me again.

<v Speaker 3>We see that apparatus will get you every.

<v Speaker 2>Time, the old power washing apparatus. Right, yeah, steer clear

<v Speaker 2>of those the apparati. They say he did show signs

<v Speaker 2>of impairment blew a zero point zero on a breathalyzer. However,

<v Speaker 2>he refused to take the blood test, so there's no

<v Speaker 2>word on that what he might have.

<v Speaker 4>Been under the influence of.

<v Speaker 2>But word has it he likes the pills and whatnot.

<v Speaker 2>Allegedly charged with the DUI with property damage refusal to

<v Speaker 2>submit to a lawful test. Released around eleven o'clock on

<v Speaker 2>Friday night, and the memes have been fantastic with this one.

<v Speaker 2>One his mugshot and then two him leaving the police station,

<v Speaker 2>all slouched down in the front seat of that escalade,

<v Speaker 2>looking like, oh what did I do again?

<v Speaker 4>He's big mad.

<v Speaker 2>Poor guy's a mess. So hopefully he gets cleaned up.

<v Speaker 2>And you know, the mighty of phones. That's a big

<v Speaker 2>old bummer. There's a story out this morning. Actually, this

<v Speaker 2>is a little jar on sports.

<v Speaker 4>Here we go.

<v Speaker 2>It's all the big snacks come into the ballparks for

<v Speaker 2>the new season.

<v Speaker 4>We covered a couple of these.

<v Speaker 2>The Arizona Diamondbacks has the take Me out to the

<v Speaker 2>Ballgame Shake. It's a milkshake with whipped cream, peanut butter,

<v Speaker 2>sandwich cookies, and crackerjacks all blended into it.

<v Speaker 1>See that sounds tasty and not too outlandish. A lot

<v Speaker 1>of times, yeah, like that sounds good.

<v Speaker 4>Here's what I want. I want the brisket donut. It's

<v Speaker 4>the Houston Astros.

<v Speaker 2>The brisket is inside the donut, which is then covered

<v Speaker 2>in barbecue sauce and topped with mac and cheese.

<v Speaker 3>Savory donuts. I want to bad.

<v Speaker 2>We talked about the Rocky Dog, which is a two

<v Speaker 2>foot long hot dog. The Golzilla what we talked about

<v Speaker 2>that already.

<v Speaker 4>This is the one I like. The schwar Bomb Sunday.

<v Speaker 4>It's the phillies.

<v Speaker 2>It's a mini helmet of ice cream topped with a

<v Speaker 2>funnel cake, fried uncrustables, uh strawberry sauce and fruity cereal

<v Speaker 2>on top. That is a stoner meal if I've ever

<v Speaker 2>heard one.

<v Speaker 3>That's a breakfast of champions.

<v Speaker 2>Sure scientists in there coming up with these meals.

<v Speaker 4>Anyway, that sounds sounds tasty. Okay.

<v Speaker 2>I do have one more food story for you, because

<v Speaker 2>you know, after we fire you here, we're gonna want

<v Speaker 2>you to be a Ranch ambassador.

<v Speaker 4>It's called the Ranch Ambassador.

<v Speaker 3>I'll take that job though.

<v Speaker 4>Here's this. Here's what you get to do. You get

<v Speaker 4>to travel across.

<v Speaker 2>Europe for eight weeks this summer testing how America's iconic

<v Speaker 2>dressing pairs with international cuisine. I love that was this

<v Speaker 2>say it bus the needs of a little the American

<v Speaker 2>rouns on here.

<v Speaker 1>We know Ranch goes with everything is delicious.

<v Speaker 4>It does range on my crossol why not? Anyway?

<v Speaker 2>They're saying that as we celebrate America's two hundred and

<v Speaker 2>fiftieth we're sharing this original taste with the world.

<v Speaker 4>And you can be a Ranch ambassador.

<v Speaker 1>Katie Cat, I want to be a Ranch ambassador.

<v Speaker 4>That's right up your alley. Okay, I got one more

<v Speaker 4>thing for you.

<v Speaker 2>And you know, out of all the crap we're going

<v Speaker 2>to talk about today, this by far is the most

<v Speaker 2>important and nobody is even talking about it because Katie's

<v Speaker 2>too busy on Netflix watching prison Island in the Lust Bus.

<v Speaker 4>Wherever you're watching, What's wrong with that? Or Lust Island

<v Speaker 4>in the Prison Bus? I don't know what you're watching.

<v Speaker 3>What am I supposed to be watching?

<v Speaker 2>NASA announced yesterday that the Artemist Too crew, which is

<v Speaker 2>gonna go up on that big O'Ryan capsule, is ready

<v Speaker 2>for launch. They're gonna send astronauts around the Moon on

<v Speaker 2>a ten day flight.

<v Speaker 3>Oh, are they going up there to find love? No,

<v Speaker 3>it's the farthest.

<v Speaker 2>Human journey from Earth in nearly fifty years. And no,

<v Speaker 2>they're not going to the Moon to look for love.

<v Speaker 2>It's not lust Moon.

<v Speaker 3>They get me to watch it if they did know,

<v Speaker 3>And this.

<v Speaker 2>By far is the most important thing that people should

<v Speaker 2>be talking about.

<v Speaker 4>We're going to the freaking Moon?

<v Speaker 3>About that?

<v Speaker 1>Is there an alien that's gonna come and messings up

<v Speaker 1>and create a you know, drama for the astronauts And

<v Speaker 1>then i'd watch I don't know.

<v Speaker 4>Guys, we're going to the moon.

<v Speaker 2>Is there like somebody living on the moon who's having

<v Speaker 2>an affair with a guy in Miami that we could

<v Speaker 2>talk about.

<v Speaker 3>This is where the alien comes in. Yeah, I'm just saying.

<v Speaker 4>He never calls me anymore, he never visits the moon.

<v Speaker 1>Make it more interesting, like a long distance relationship from

<v Speaker 1>Miami to the Moon.

<v Speaker 2>I bet he's hoping he's totally cheating with somebody on Mars.

<v Speaker 2>I guarantee it.

<v Speaker 3>He knew it. I knew it.

<v Speaker 4>Whatever.

<v Speaker 3>Dun dun, dun, dundee. Now it's interesting.

<v Speaker 4>What else we got, kids?

<v Speaker 5>We got some sports news that's really exciting here. The

<v Speaker 5>Denver Summit Football Club finally had their inaugural game at

<v Speaker 5>in Power Field, and they crushed the attendance record like

<v Speaker 5>it was a tie twenty three thousand people. Yes, the

<v Speaker 5>game was a tie, but this was a huge thing

<v Speaker 5>for women's soccer in Colorado. Sixty three thousand people showed up.

<v Speaker 5>That's amazing. It beats the record record.

<v Speaker 4>It is.

<v Speaker 5>It beat the record a couple of years ago where

<v Speaker 5>forty thousand people showed up in Washington. This was such

<v Speaker 5>a cool experience. Everybody that was there was talking about it.

<v Speaker 5>We had a couple of people from our sister station

<v Speaker 5>at Altitude and also a hometown hero.

<v Speaker 4>Janine Sonis is one of the girls.

<v Speaker 5>She grew up in Highland's Ranch and she is able

<v Speaker 5>to be the captain of the team here.

<v Speaker 4>That's super exciting at the game.

<v Speaker 1>All the snacks yea Nacho's pretzels. Yeah, but don't they

<v Speaker 1>have those? Sure they do, surely standard.

<v Speaker 2>State soccer ball filled with like hot fudge and fruity pebbles.

<v Speaker 3>We need to make it happen. Let's get this to.

<v Speaker 4>Eighty thousand people showing up.

<v Speaker 3>We could call it the Summit Sunday.

<v Speaker 4>I like that. Well time, that's a ray you thank you.

<v Speaker 3>There you go. Okay.

<v Speaker 1>Well, Denver's Male High four twenty festival announced their line up,

<v Speaker 1>so we already know that it's slated for Monday, April twentieth.

<v Speaker 1>It'll go down from two to nine. I believe they're

<v Speaker 1>going to have it back at Civic Center Park, but

<v Speaker 1>this year they announced it's going to be headlined by

<v Speaker 1>Juicy Jay additional performances.

<v Speaker 3>It is sublime, but very close.

<v Speaker 4>This is ston music.

<v Speaker 3>It's okay, yeah, very good.

<v Speaker 1>Paul Wall, Mike Jones, that Mexican Ot and Trap Dicky.

<v Speaker 4>Let's already just.

<v Speaker 3>Twenty five bucks.

<v Speaker 1>What was it get into that one? Okay Mike and

<v Speaker 1>Paul Wall. Yeah, Trap Dicky and that Mexican Ot. So

<v Speaker 1>that's who's coming for the mile.

<v Speaker 3>High But you college, you know, Paul Wall.

<v Speaker 4>And Mike Jones.

<v Speaker 1>One John Ceiling eight eight zero four nothing. Yeah, get

<v Speaker 1>Mike jon on the locous Mike Jones a barry window.

<v Speaker 3>Not that you guys, you know what.

<v Speaker 1>We'll get you up to speed before the festival happens

<v Speaker 1>again Monday, April twentieth. Okay, how about Fat Black and

<v Speaker 1>Getting It? Today we're talking about how they're cleaning up

<v Speaker 1>Highline Canal.

<v Speaker 4>I thought that was a Netflix.

<v Speaker 1>Show on Netflix, so, uh, this is actually a local influencer.

<v Speaker 1>His name is Nelson Holland. He is amazing, like he's

<v Speaker 1>a good dude, and he was dealing with some weight

<v Speaker 1>issues and he wanted to shed some lbs. So he

<v Speaker 1>started this channel about hiking around Colorado and he's gotten

<v Speaker 1>a lot of attention for it, but most recently he

<v Speaker 1>is cleaning up Highline Canal.

<v Speaker 3>And we actually have some audio from him because he.

<v Speaker 1>Was talking about how he started cleaning it up by

<v Speaker 1>himself because he wanted to help any way he could,

<v Speaker 1>and that kind of attitude caught on and he is

<v Speaker 1>not alone anymore and it's way more. I mean the

<v Speaker 1>amount of people hat out there at High Line Canal

<v Speaker 1>this weekend, they broke a record, so more people than

<v Speaker 1>ever showed up to help him clean and that's just

<v Speaker 1>gonna grow. So Highline Canal is gonna look good.

<v Speaker 4>For them, probably finding down there exactly like we're double gloves, you.

<v Speaker 1>Know, yes, exactly, so they're doing something for our community.

<v Speaker 1>He really is fat, black and getting it. So we

<v Speaker 1>want to give a big shout out to Nelson Holland.

<v Speaker 1>That's the name of his Instagram channel YouTube series, So

<v Speaker 1>follow him, give him a follow.

<v Speaker 3>And you're gonna love it.

<v Speaker 4>He needs to reach out to the fine people at Netflix.

<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, and he's that is a name

<v Speaker 1>that he is entertaining, to say the least, like.

<v Speaker 3>He is pretty hilarious and just one.

<v Speaker 1>We want to give a shout out because last night

<v Speaker 1>the Denver Nuggets had a late game hosting the Golden

<v Speaker 1>State Warriors absolutely annihilated him.

<v Speaker 3>It was a great one.

<v Speaker 1>But we had some of the Broncos players up in

<v Speaker 1>the suite right so company were hanging out in one

<v Speaker 1>of the nuggets and his eyebrows were there too, and

<v Speaker 1>it was so sweet. If you go look on Instagram

<v Speaker 1>and check out the Denver Nuggets Instagram page or I

<v Speaker 1>believe a mixed one hundred. Denver also has it up

<v Speaker 1>in their stories. But you can see Rocky the super

<v Speaker 1>mascot make his way up to the suite with a

<v Speaker 1>beautiful little baby present.

<v Speaker 2>From wouldn't have been and took the baby and no,

<v Speaker 2>he's not stealing baby.

<v Speaker 4>And then he does that thing where he throws you.

<v Speaker 4>He throws the and he did and he makes it.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's so Rocky.

<v Speaker 1>Right well, Uncle Rocky was very sweet and that's a video.

<v Speaker 3>I'm very grateful to get that present. So there you go.

<v Speaker 3>There's your ma hig hype.

<v Speaker 4>There you go, guys, you're up to date. And Paugie

<v Speaker 4>saw all the babies out there, all right,