<v Speaker 1>Jeremy, Katie and Josh in the morning Nickie.

<v Speaker 2>The Artsmack Dab.

<v Speaker 3>On the first of April, there's a couple stories out

<v Speaker 3>this morning talking about all the things we have to

<v Speaker 3>look forward to in April. March Madness continues with the

<v Speaker 3>Final Four this weekend. The MLB season is in full swing.

<v Speaker 3>The Masters is this month. Super Mario Galaxy comes out today,

<v Speaker 3>which I'm thinking about taking my daughter to for her

<v Speaker 3>birthday if we want to drop four hundred dollars to

<v Speaker 3>go to a movie. AI, Right, I know that Michael

<v Speaker 3>Jackson biopic comes out oh month to which looks fantastic.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's got his family all kinds of fighting,

<v Speaker 1>So I want to see that.

<v Speaker 4>I want to see that really.

<v Speaker 3>Bad new Star Wars show come into Disney. Plus the

<v Speaker 3>Handmaid's Tale continues on.

<v Speaker 4>Who that's still going on?

<v Speaker 3>I guess so really New Stranger Things spin off that

<v Speaker 3>tales from eighty five mers the cartoon thing.

<v Speaker 4>Right, it looks okay. I don't know. I think I'm

<v Speaker 4>too grown for that, but I'm.

<v Speaker 2>A little burnout on all this everything. Stranger Things.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I went full like I really did, like full throttle.

<v Speaker 4>So yeah, the underwhelmed me a little.

<v Speaker 2>A couple of bigies.

<v Speaker 3>We got passover starts tonight, Good Friday, and two days

<v Speaker 3>Easters on Sunday, and then right up there with all

<v Speaker 3>that National Burrito Days tomorrow. Oh yeah, and then according

<v Speaker 3>to my wife, all of my weekends are taken up

<v Speaker 3>in April, so there's no way to ye already.

<v Speaker 2>I was talking to her just this morning, and every

<v Speaker 2>weekend is completely slammed.

<v Speaker 3>We've got something booked on every weekend this month. I

<v Speaker 3>am unhappy.

<v Speaker 1>I would be very unhappy too, Like I was just

<v Speaker 1>talking to Josh about how I have this weird feeling

<v Speaker 1>about how I'm lonely, but also I don't want to

<v Speaker 1>hang out with people.

<v Speaker 2>But you were at that age.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, so when you say things like that every

<v Speaker 1>weekend already you have something everything.

<v Speaker 3>Is I mean, it's a big birthday month for there's

<v Speaker 3>a lot of birthdays this month.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>So there is definitely stuff going on every single weekend

<v Speaker 3>amongst other activities that we have planned. But it's kind

<v Speaker 3>of a punch in the gut when you look at

<v Speaker 3>the calendar. It's the first and she's like, hey, guess what,

<v Speaker 3>we have no free weekends?

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that sounds exhausting.

<v Speaker 3>Hey, on the heels of what you said, though, I

<v Speaker 3>just read an article article the other day talking about

<v Speaker 3>people who are getting crap for being was it introverted

<v Speaker 3>and people or they're.

<v Speaker 2>Being labeled anti social? That's what it was.

<v Speaker 3>People are getting in their kitchen because they're anti social

<v Speaker 3>and they don't want to do anything. And I perked

<v Speaker 3>my interest because it's like, that's me. I don't really

<v Speaker 3>want to do anything anymore. But they were defending it, yeah,

<v Speaker 3>because they're saying, it's not being anti social, it's just

<v Speaker 3>that you've grown and matured that you don't want to

<v Speaker 3>deal with other people's crap, and yeah, you're just not

<v Speaker 3>into it. You'd rather be alone, focus on your need

<v Speaker 3>and wants and all that, versus listening to everybody's problems

<v Speaker 3>and hanging out with people you just don't care for.

<v Speaker 1>Well, not only that, I realized how hard it is

<v Speaker 1>to make friends when you're an adult, right, Like, if

<v Speaker 1>you already don't know these people and you're going out

<v Speaker 1>into the wild looking to make new.

<v Speaker 4>Friends, that's really hard.

<v Speaker 1>I had two parties over the weekend where it was

<v Speaker 1>kind of like that for me.

<v Speaker 4>There were a lot of people there that I was like.

<v Speaker 1>Introducing myself to and that, OK, and it's just like

<v Speaker 1>it was exhausting. I needed all of Sunday to recharge

<v Speaker 1>my battery because I saw so many people and I

<v Speaker 1>was just like, it wiped me out.

<v Speaker 3>So we're just to the point where we're not antisocial.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean you might have been a little bit. No, No,

<v Speaker 2>actually you were being friendly.

<v Speaker 4>I am. I'm nice. I'm a nice person. It's just

<v Speaker 4>hard to make friends out there.

<v Speaker 3>I don't know what it is, and I just don't

<v Speaker 3>want any more friends. I just don't want to I

<v Speaker 3>don't want to hear what's going on in your life.

<v Speaker 3>I don't care about what your kids are doing, and

<v Speaker 3>you don't.

<v Speaker 4>Care about that with your real friends already. It's true.

<v Speaker 3>I have one really good friend and I see him

<v Speaker 3>twice a year and that's enough. And I actually invited

<v Speaker 3>him out for his birthday at the beginning of March

<v Speaker 3>because that was my second time I was going to

<v Speaker 3>see him and he was busy. Yeah, I was like, oh,

<v Speaker 3>thank god.

<v Speaker 2>You look at the calendar today. Happy April Fool's Day.

<v Speaker 2>Am I a fan?

<v Speaker 3>I'm more of a fan of doing a prank on

<v Speaker 3>a random day instead of a day when people expected.

<v Speaker 1>Well, I think it's some of them are funny. Some

<v Speaker 1>of the harmless ones I think get me going.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess so.

<v Speaker 3>My mom always was into it growing up. She called

<v Speaker 3>my grandma and like pull a prank on her, or

<v Speaker 3>you know, do the thing where you put the rubber

<v Speaker 3>band around the spray or on the scene.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, turn on the water and you're like my life.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I convinced my mom once I was moving to

<v Speaker 1>Australia and that's pretty.

<v Speaker 4>Funny, you know.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she was, well, she cried, so I know she was.

<v Speaker 5>Mom.

<v Speaker 2>No, no, Mom, I'm kidding.

<v Speaker 4>Oh I know.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, I had to come clean pretty quick. But that's

<v Speaker 1>probably my best one.

<v Speaker 2>When she cries, does her fake ie fall out?

<v Speaker 4>Nope? Okay, curious that's a good question, though, good question.

<v Speaker 3>There are some unofficial rules of April Fool's Day, so

<v Speaker 3>says this story here in front of me. They say

<v Speaker 3>there's a noon deadline, and it's been a guideline for

<v Speaker 3>a while and it doesn't always get mentioned. I have

<v Speaker 3>never heard this, but the fooling has to stop at

<v Speaker 3>noon and any pranks must be revealed by noon.

<v Speaker 2>Today.

<v Speaker 4>I've never heard that.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so if you're doing it at one o'clock, you're

<v Speaker 2>a jerk. I guess Okay. They say it's just the

<v Speaker 2>fun is over. Essentially, it's just done.

<v Speaker 3>Anybody who attempts a prank after midday is considered the

<v Speaker 3>April fool themselves.

<v Speaker 2>Are high and mighty.

<v Speaker 4>You know there was a Fool of the day. I

<v Speaker 4>just thought it was what it was called.

<v Speaker 3>Huh, what if my prank doesn't come about until three

<v Speaker 3>o'clock or something exactly?

<v Speaker 4>I don't like this, Like what if you wait till

<v Speaker 4>the kids get out of school to pull your pranks

<v Speaker 4>right now?

<v Speaker 3>Like you don't want to be pranked to move out

<v Speaker 3>and you're there, You're not home and arrived.

<v Speaker 4>He moved away by us.

<v Speaker 2>Number two says, do no harm.

<v Speaker 3>April Fools pranks are meant to make people look foolish

<v Speaker 3>or inconvenience, not cause genuine distress or be destructive like

<v Speaker 3>hey mom, I'm moving to Australia.

<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, you know I came quick early, okay, clean early.

<v Speaker 3>Avoid anxiety anxiety inducing issues like fake health issues or

<v Speaker 3>telling someone that the beloved pet is missing or has died,

<v Speaker 3>or pretending to get fired from work.

<v Speaker 2>I mean, come on, yeah, that's horrible. Okay.

<v Speaker 6>Uh.

<v Speaker 3>Number three says, reveal the prank. A successful prank should

<v Speaker 3>be followed by the reveal. This marks the end and

<v Speaker 3>clarifies that the situation was a joke. This is the

<v Speaker 3>end of the joke. We are done here, go about

<v Speaker 3>your normal business.

<v Speaker 6>TODA is ready.

<v Speaker 4>We have to tell them it's not a.

<v Speaker 2>Good no illegal activities.

<v Speaker 3>Come on, this should go without saying, right, don't break

<v Speaker 3>the law. Don't go stealing. I stole a cart pool

<v Speaker 3>of stuff from Target April Fools and then Target. Wisely,

<v Speaker 3>they say it's smart etiquette to play pranks on people

<v Speaker 3>that you know well, friends, family, close co workers. You

<v Speaker 3>don't go in, you know, blind and pull a prank

<v Speaker 3>on somebody that you don't really know, because they'll get

<v Speaker 3>all butt hurt.

<v Speaker 2>You know.

<v Speaker 4>We shouldn't go mess with the new boss's office, is

<v Speaker 4>what you're saying. Turn all the pictures up side.

<v Speaker 2>Light it on fire.

<v Speaker 3>So anyway, there's your unofficial rules of April Fool's Day,

<v Speaker 3>which I think is pretty much nonsense.

<v Speaker 2>It would be I'm going to say.

<v Speaker 4>That no pranks afternoon one.

<v Speaker 1>I don't get that, but I came across a few

<v Speaker 1>fun ones that you could.

<v Speaker 4>Pull on your kid.

<v Speaker 2>What is that like changing.

<v Speaker 1>The dolls closed so before they wake up, to just

<v Speaker 1>have all of the toys.

<v Speaker 4>Like changed all the clothes. No, it's not funny. So

<v Speaker 4>switch the cereal boxes.

<v Speaker 1>I like this one, So take the cereal out of

<v Speaker 1>one and put it in the other.

<v Speaker 4>So when they're.

<v Speaker 7>Like, they said, carefully slice a banana, just very very carefully,

<v Speaker 7>so that you can slice it in the peel and

<v Speaker 7>then close it back up so when they open the

<v Speaker 7>banana it's all sliced already.

<v Speaker 1>That's kind of fun. Yeah, they said, very carefully to

<v Speaker 1>take super they said, almost like a razor, Like you'd

<v Speaker 1>have to, you know, cut it with a razor so.

<v Speaker 4>It's nice and clean. I mean parents sometimes they really

<v Speaker 4>want to get their kids. That's a good one.

<v Speaker 1>And then I thought the mashed potatoes and pretend it's

<v Speaker 1>ice cream and super cute, right, I want to do

<v Speaker 1>that to you.

<v Speaker 4>No, that would make me sad, because.

<v Speaker 3>What do I feel like you'd be like, Hell yeah,

<v Speaker 3>mass retainers, where's that couple?

<v Speaker 4>Grape ice cream? Cos the best ever?

<v Speaker 3>We like to give you a little PMI action in

<v Speaker 3>the morning. We send you on your way with a smile,

<v Speaker 3>a little bit of knowledge.

<v Speaker 2>We call it.

<v Speaker 3>Positive minus interesting. Three different stories to start your day, PMI.

<v Speaker 3>I believe Josh is the positive today.

<v Speaker 6>I do today, and this is so exciting.

<v Speaker 5>The crew of Artemis two is finally scheduled to have

<v Speaker 5>their launch today at around six twenty five Eastern time.

<v Speaker 5>The giant rocket from Kennedy Space Center in Florida's going

<v Speaker 5>to be taking off with three Americans and one Canadian.

<v Speaker 6>And it's it's interesting to me.

<v Speaker 5>I read a little bit earlier that they're actually going

<v Speaker 5>to be circling the Earth for twenty five hours before

<v Speaker 5>they actually use that as a propulsion mechanism to launch

<v Speaker 5>them towards the Moon. So it's kind of like a

<v Speaker 5>slingshot low that they're going to be flying towards the

<v Speaker 5>Moon then for the next three days, and then they're

<v Speaker 5>gonna look at the dark side of them, the backside.

<v Speaker 5>They're gonna go around the Moon a few times and

<v Speaker 5>come back. How exciting slash like nervous do you think

<v Speaker 5>they are right now?

<v Speaker 8>Oh?

<v Speaker 4>I'm nervous for them.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>I was watching some stuff on them last night, Katie. Yeah, No,

<v Speaker 3>you've been watching anything I have.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all the stuff that's on, like the entertainment channels.

<v Speaker 4>News exactly, Inside edition.

<v Speaker 9>Too.

<v Speaker 4>They're covering all this stuff.

<v Speaker 5>And are they saying which one is gonna fall in

<v Speaker 5>love with who on the way.

<v Speaker 1>Well, they know how to keep us interested, but no,

<v Speaker 1>I am kind of fascinated with it. And also, again,

<v Speaker 1>like you said, very worrisome about the whole thing and

<v Speaker 1>hoping everything's gonna be okay.

<v Speaker 5>Well, it's been fifty three years since the last time

<v Speaker 5>we've been to the Moon, and I just think it's

<v Speaker 5>so cool that like this generation, because like I never

<v Speaker 5>got to see anything but like YouTube videos of any

<v Speaker 5>type of moon activity in general, and so for me

<v Speaker 5>to be my generation to finally be able to experience

<v Speaker 5>this and see hopefully us get to the Moon again.

<v Speaker 5>I'm super excited about it. I can't wait to watch it.

<v Speaker 5>I'll be glued to the TV tonight.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm gonna watch this.

<v Speaker 2>Are you really can't wait? Not just gonna watch the

<v Speaker 2>highlights on the IG?

<v Speaker 4>Well that's what I.

<v Speaker 1>Meant, but yeah, I'm watch what's the whole thing?

<v Speaker 2>On their spacesuits too?

<v Speaker 3>How neat their spacesuits are going up and they've got

<v Speaker 3>their own ecosystem and they can survive if like all

<v Speaker 3>the pressure and oxygen and everything gets released from that capsule.

<v Speaker 3>They can survive in their spacesuit up to six days.

<v Speaker 3>It's fascinating. Yeah, there's a lot that goes into it.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gonna have to doing deeper dive into this.

<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be watching Lust Island.

<v Speaker 4>What's wrong with that? But im in space suits it's

<v Speaker 4>the same thing.

<v Speaker 1>Come on, Hey, this was interesting to me and also

<v Speaker 1>a minus because when it comes to businesses putting ads out,

<v Speaker 1>did you know that they are trying to make it

<v Speaker 1>more interactive and less traditional when it comes to ads,

<v Speaker 1>And they're doing so in a way that I don't know.

<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I like it. But this is

<v Speaker 1>the story that I'm pulling from Slim Chicken. So you

<v Speaker 1>remember Kit Cat had that big story about how a

<v Speaker 1>bunch of their chocolate.

<v Speaker 3>Got stolen, like four hundred bars twelve tons.

<v Speaker 1>Of chocolate cat were lifted from Kitcat, and Slim Chickens

<v Speaker 1>came out and put a post on social media and

<v Speaker 1>they're like, we are sadden to see the report of

<v Speaker 1>Kitkat's twelve ton chocolate heist. We wish them the best

<v Speaker 1>in recovering their inventory. On a completely different note, we

<v Speaker 1>currently have an overwhelming amount of chocolate brownie panut butter jars.

<v Speaker 2>Why not?

<v Speaker 1>And again, it's playing, you know, it's poking fun, it's

<v Speaker 1>you know, keeping a light sense of humor about it.

<v Speaker 1>But it just is so shocking to me that this

<v Speaker 1>is an ad. This is an AD, and they're targeting

<v Speaker 1>heavy social media users because they're well, heavy social media

<v Speaker 1>users are a lot more to interact with business ads

<v Speaker 1>like this.

<v Speaker 4>And not only that, heavy.

<v Speaker 1>Social media users will completely boycott a company like this

<v Speaker 1>if they don't interact with them on social media. And

<v Speaker 1>companies are taking notice and they're trying to be more human,

<v Speaker 1>like more individual versus brand. And so it is a

<v Speaker 1>shift in marketing and it's just quite fascinating. But I

<v Speaker 1>don't know if it's going to be good for us.

<v Speaker 1>I mean, I was just I just clicked on something.

<v Speaker 2>I was just telling Josh chocolate.

<v Speaker 4>No it wasn't, but it was an AD.

<v Speaker 1>And I didn't know it was an AD until I

<v Speaker 1>was like twenty seconds into looking at it, and I

<v Speaker 1>was like, what did I just clickboos on a second And.

<v Speaker 4>I totally had to go back and look.

<v Speaker 1>And that's that is the minus is that this is

<v Speaker 1>going to start happening more and more and more where

<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden you look and you're like, oh

<v Speaker 1>my goodness, it's slim chickens talking to me.

<v Speaker 2>It's tailored.

<v Speaker 4>It learns everything about it, really does, it really does.

<v Speaker 3>So just be aware, Uh yeah, don't you hate it

<v Speaker 3>too when you click on something by mistake and up

<v Speaker 3>on something just not even related to you at all, Yes,

<v Speaker 3>like depends something which might you might.

<v Speaker 2>Be relating, it's not.

<v Speaker 3>And then all of a sudden you're getting like all

<v Speaker 3>these ads on urinary tract infections and leaky bladder and.

<v Speaker 4>No, it just takes one click.

<v Speaker 2>I didn't mean to click.

<v Speaker 1>Even if you automatically click out, it does not care.

<v Speaker 1>It just only all it registers is that you clicked once,

<v Speaker 1>and they're like, you like me, You.

<v Speaker 3>Really like you got bladder issues. All of a sudden

<v Speaker 3>you do, and you love chocolate. The one that really

<v Speaker 3>pissed me off the other day, I was listening to

<v Speaker 3>a podcast about advertising and they were talking about how

<v Speaker 3>the algorithms and all these big companies Amazon, Google, they

<v Speaker 3>are truly building a digital model of each and every.

<v Speaker 2>Person, absolutely based.

<v Speaker 3>On what you're purchasing, what you like, what looking at, YadA, YadA, YadA.

<v Speaker 3>The one part that really ticked me off is it

<v Speaker 3>starts learning where you live, how much income you have,

<v Speaker 3>your lifestyle. So you'll go onto Amazon and say you

<v Speaker 3>buy a TV, and it'll throw it up there for

<v Speaker 3>five hundred dollars because it knows you make a good

<v Speaker 3>amount of money, whereas somebody else who makes less money,

<v Speaker 3>that TV's going to.

<v Speaker 2>Be four hundred dollars.

<v Speaker 3>Oh no, that's the one that pissed me off is

<v Speaker 3>they start catering prices in regards to your income level.

<v Speaker 1>Well, and it gets you in so many different ways too,

<v Speaker 1>like even the way that they present it to you,

<v Speaker 1>down to the font and the color.

<v Speaker 6>There's so much.

<v Speaker 4>Research that goes into that.

<v Speaker 1>I mean, it is shocking to know the angles and

<v Speaker 1>the amount of money they're putting in towards research when

<v Speaker 1>it comes to us impulse buying.

<v Speaker 2>I want to cancel every social thing.

<v Speaker 3>I don't even want to email anymore because it's reading

<v Speaker 3>my emails.

<v Speaker 6>I'm done.

<v Speaker 2>I'm so done. That's a huge minus today, Katie, good job.

<v Speaker 3>Let's wrap things up with the interesting because this makes

<v Speaker 3>me laugh. Multiple articles are popping about how gen z

<v Speaker 3>is using their lunch breaks at work to take naps

<v Speaker 3>and cry.

<v Speaker 4>The nine to five life sucks.

<v Speaker 2>I want you to be an influent chair.

<v Speaker 4>I can't take this anymore.

<v Speaker 2>I need to go cry and take a nap at work.

<v Speaker 3>So these offices are dedicating special spaces now with big

<v Speaker 3>bean bag chairs and pillows where the zars can go

<v Speaker 3>laid down and rest, have their bottle and have a

<v Speaker 3>good cry. Well, this one guy that's popping on TikTok,

<v Speaker 3>I guess doesn't have that opportunity at his work. His

<v Speaker 3>name's Ben Sanderson, and he's going viral for his answer

<v Speaker 3>to the afternoon nap.

<v Speaker 2>Here you go.

<v Speaker 10>I needed a place in NYC to nap, so I

<v Speaker 10>looked up on Reddit where to nap and it was

<v Speaker 10>like all these things being like there's one secret room

<v Speaker 10>in this library that if you go at these hours,

<v Speaker 10>the guards aren't there. Until I read the best idea ever,

<v Speaker 10>which I did. I went to the movie theater, paid

<v Speaker 10>fifteen dollars for a ticket and slept in the recliner

<v Speaker 10>seats during the movie. Popped in my earbuds put on

<v Speaker 10>my beanie and I had one of the best naps

<v Speaker 10>of my life.

<v Speaker 2>Cost that guy fifteen dollars to take him nap.

<v Speaker 4>Not a bad idea, It's really not a bad idea, honestly,

<v Speaker 4>Like that's kind of genius.

<v Speaker 3>Depending on the movie, you probably are gonna sleep better

<v Speaker 3>in some movies than others.

<v Speaker 2>Exactly find me a rom com and I'm out.

<v Speaker 4>Really thought this through.

<v Speaker 3>Oh my God's ears suck it up for good. The

<v Speaker 3>sakes knock it off.

<v Speaker 1>I kind of want to be more like them sometimes

<v Speaker 1>I could take lay down on the floor right now,

<v Speaker 1>lay down well.

<v Speaker 3>The official police report from Tiger Woods's arrest was filed yesterday.

<v Speaker 2>Here's what we learned.

<v Speaker 3>Tiger told the cops that he was looking down at

<v Speaker 3>his phone.

<v Speaker 2>Just before the crash.

<v Speaker 3>It's kind of like what I did the other day

<v Speaker 3>when I went up on the curb. Whoopsie, Oh no,

<v Speaker 3>I mean a friend of mine.

<v Speaker 4>Did, Yeah, sure, they say he.

<v Speaker 3>Did show signs of impairment, failed a series of roadside

<v Speaker 3>sobriety tests. His eyes were blood shot and gassy, glassy,

<v Speaker 3>blood shot and glassy.

<v Speaker 2>His pupils were extremely dilated.

<v Speaker 3>They found a couple of pills in his pants pocket

<v Speaker 3>hydro codeine. It looks like they were collected submitted into evidence.

<v Speaker 3>He did say he had been taking medications for high

<v Speaker 3>blood pressure, cholesterol plus on top of that some ibuprofen

<v Speaker 3>and vico. Good god, she's my goodness. Anyway, here's the kicker,

<v Speaker 3>and everybody's talking about it. A copy of Tiger's driver's

<v Speaker 3>license included with a report, and on the driver's license

<v Speaker 3>and big letters.

<v Speaker 2>It says safe driver on it.

<v Speaker 3>That means Tiger had a clean driving record for at

<v Speaker 3>least three years, because his last crash was in twenty one,

<v Speaker 3>but his license said safe driver.

<v Speaker 4>That just rolled his vehicle.

<v Speaker 2>Hmmm with his glassy eyes or guy.

<v Speaker 4>I really hope he gets a helping.

<v Speaker 5>He said, he made a statement he's not going to

<v Speaker 5>be in the upcoming tournament, the Master's tournament, that he

<v Speaker 5>will be getting some help.

<v Speaker 3>So he needs to speak some time, stepping away for

<v Speaker 3>a period of time to seek treatment and focus on

<v Speaker 3>my health is good?

<v Speaker 4>Oh all right, so that's going on.

<v Speaker 2>You're updated on that. Oh, let's talk about my girlfriend.

<v Speaker 4>Oh what.

<v Speaker 2>Delightful, Sweeney.

<v Speaker 3>So she's up for a Webby Award to celebrating their

<v Speaker 3>thirty out of the thirtieth anniversary this year it's like

<v Speaker 3>ads and things that pop on the web for companies.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, get a Webbie, they're doing it.

<v Speaker 3>She's nominated because of her Sydney Sweeney's bathwater.

<v Speaker 2>Remember when Doctor.

<v Speaker 3>Squatch, the soap that was allegedly made with Sydney Sweeney's bathwater. Yes,

<v Speaker 3>well it's been nominated for the Best Viral pr Campaign ever,

<v Speaker 3>as it should be yo second award immediately.

<v Speaker 4>We talked about that for days here exactly.

<v Speaker 2>But I'm in my mouth. She's up against Kendall Jinner

<v Speaker 2>and her bet On Kindle ad for fanatics. I don't

<v Speaker 2>remember what.

<v Speaker 6>She shows up in a bath? Doesn't she remember?

<v Speaker 4>She said something about like dating athletes.

<v Speaker 3>Remember that, But everyone remembers Sydney Sweeney's bath exactly.

<v Speaker 4>That one should win for that. Oh Sydney Sweeney.

<v Speaker 3>Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy?

<v Speaker 2>What else is going on?

<v Speaker 3>Easter is coming up, and there's and there's this whole

<v Speaker 3>list out of every state's favorite Easter candy. A little

<v Speaker 3>disappointed in Colorado jelly beans.

<v Speaker 2>What we're the jelly bean?

<v Speaker 4>I didn't vote for jelly beans.

<v Speaker 2>I can probably vote for jelly beans either.

<v Speaker 3>I don't even like the old school brocks jelly beans

<v Speaker 3>not good, you know, jelly bellies.

<v Speaker 1>I like the ones that exactly are the flavor of

<v Speaker 1>different things, like I saw Nerds jelly beans. Sour Patch

<v Speaker 1>kid jelly beans are super good like those.

<v Speaker 4>When is Easter Sunday this Sunday?

<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's early? Okay, Sorry, I didn't know that. We

<v Speaker 2>talked about it twenty minutes ago.

<v Speaker 4>I didn't know that. Okay, have you.

<v Speaker 5>Been you broke the story about Easter Sunday. I service

<v Speaker 5>at Red Rocks this Sunday?

<v Speaker 2>Say it is okay, So you don't have.

<v Speaker 6>The church, Katie, get yourself.

<v Speaker 2>Little Easter Bass. What do you think? Do you want

<v Speaker 2>to go to church.

<v Speaker 4>With us and the Bunny? And I aren't anymore in

<v Speaker 4>the Bunny in years?

<v Speaker 2>You know you should come to church with us?

<v Speaker 4>I should you go to church on Easter Sunday?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you'll be at the Good Friday Service tea.

<v Speaker 6>You can come with Jenny and I either one Friday night.

<v Speaker 6>We go Friday night and then we do crowdsurfing.

<v Speaker 4>Sick.

<v Speaker 2>There's lasers in this smoke machine raising the room. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>love that. So I don't know if you're into it.

<v Speaker 2>Don't get a little mosh pit up front.

<v Speaker 4>You perfect, I'm there, all right.

<v Speaker 2>What's the sports stuff?

<v Speaker 5>Well, this is exciting for all Denver Broncos fans. George

<v Speaker 5>Penner or George Peyton excuse me, the owner talked about, uh,

<v Speaker 5>the bon Knicks injury that happened against the Buffalo Bills

<v Speaker 5>and the AFC Championship that forced him to have surgery. Well,

<v Speaker 5>he is way ahead of schedule. We love that he

<v Speaker 5>is already running and jumping in Jarre. I love this

<v Speaker 5>line that he said because it is exactly like what

<v Speaker 5>you talk about sports.

<v Speaker 6>He really attacked that rehab. He attacked his rehab hard.

<v Speaker 6>And I heard that.

<v Speaker 2>I was like, there's the sports feeling of inches. Yep,

<v Speaker 2>it's the bounced back like a boss.

<v Speaker 6>That's another one they used.

<v Speaker 5>He bounced back, and he's just he's really attacking this

<v Speaker 5>rehab and he'll be ready by OTA's which is coming.

<v Speaker 5>That's all the offensive things that they have to do

<v Speaker 5>this May, and that's really good news for all Broncos

<v Speaker 5>fans because when you have a quarterback go down like that,

<v Speaker 5>you kind of see the whole future up in the

<v Speaker 5>hands of the quarterback. Yes, you're a little nervous for that,

<v Speaker 5>and he looks like he will not be the Achilles

<v Speaker 5>Heel of the Broncos and he'll be goodness.

<v Speaker 1>And I can just say, like, because he broke his ankle.

<v Speaker 1>When I broke my ankle, it took.

<v Speaker 4>Me a year to get back to tip top shape.

<v Speaker 1>I mean, well a couple of years if we're being

<v Speaker 1>completely honest. But the it takes a long time to

<v Speaker 1>get back and be able to play at the level

<v Speaker 1>that he does. So I'm just saying months later for

<v Speaker 1>him to be showing those signs like that's good news,

<v Speaker 1>Go Broncos.

<v Speaker 6>Good to go, Go Broncos.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, that is the perfect sound for this next story,

<v Speaker 1>jar because Bird Call, a local favorite, is gonna show

<v Speaker 1>up that course field for the home opener that they

<v Speaker 1>are chicken play. They are a bird called the Denver

<v Speaker 1>Born All Natural Chicken Restaurant.

<v Speaker 4>So I love their stuff.

<v Speaker 1>They have a pimento chicken sandwich that completely like it

<v Speaker 1>became my favorite chicken sandwich after one bite.

<v Speaker 4>It was that good. It is so good though.

<v Speaker 1>Like because this I don't know, I can't even explain it.

<v Speaker 1>The way that they made this happen is just out.

<v Speaker 4>Of bounds so good, so good? What chicken sandwich?

<v Speaker 2>No, it was like special.

<v Speaker 1>Describe how when I took a bite of it. It

<v Speaker 1>was the crispiness mixed with the moisteness of the chicken.

<v Speaker 4>It was just mind blowing. It was seriously the best

<v Speaker 4>chicken sandwich I've ever had. Memento.

<v Speaker 1>I think it was like a soft, freeosh bun. But

<v Speaker 1>I went to the one over here off University, and

<v Speaker 1>I was just so in love. I went back the

<v Speaker 1>very next weekend. I've been back multiple times since.

<v Speaker 3>I like that spot cast.

<v Speaker 2>No need to talk about that.

<v Speaker 4>That's not part of this.

<v Speaker 1>You know.

<v Speaker 3>What I was pleasantly surprised with is knick Knack. Ran

<v Speaker 3>this past weekend to Walmart to pick up a few things.

<v Speaker 4>Uh huh.

<v Speaker 3>I was working in the basement. I was getting hungry,

<v Speaker 3>and I texted her. I said, Hey, that wouldn't.

<v Speaker 2>Be mad if you'd surprised me with some fried chicken.

<v Speaker 3>Ay, And she came home with some fresh Walmart fried chicken.

<v Speaker 3>Oh and surprisingly good, Katie.

<v Speaker 2>Surprisingly good.

<v Speaker 3>If you are familiar at all with the old school

<v Speaker 3>restaurant White Fence Farm, yeah, absolutely.

<v Speaker 2>It was in Lakewood for many years.

<v Speaker 4>The family style restaurant. Yeah, they brought platters flatters.

<v Speaker 3>Of fried chicken. I will say the Walmart fried chicken

<v Speaker 3>very reminiscent of White Fence Farm.

<v Speaker 4>I may have to go try very cross.

<v Speaker 2>I was not mad at it.

<v Speaker 4>I have not been privy enough to wander down the

<v Speaker 4>fried chicken.

<v Speaker 2>It's Walmart. So you get like a twenty four piece

<v Speaker 2>for like six dollars.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Brolin, I definitely will well for this bird

<v Speaker 1>all when they host the Philadelphia Phillies are going to

<v Speaker 1>be open in section two O four the right field

<v Speaker 1>if you want to check this out, and they'll have

<v Speaker 1>all of their fun chicken options.

<v Speaker 4>Hey, more poultry knows the news. Who's ready? You see

<v Speaker 4>wild turkeys around Denver? Totally normal?

<v Speaker 6>Did you know that they're all over Lore?

<v Speaker 5>Okay?

<v Speaker 4>And wild turkeys are making a comeback in the metro area.

<v Speaker 4>So according to Colorado Parks and Wildlife, this.

<v Speaker 1>Population was once decimated, but these native birds are now

<v Speaker 1>flight stay wide. Yeah, you're gonna see him everywhere. You're

<v Speaker 1>more likely to spot them during early spring. But they've

<v Speaker 1>seen them out at wash Park. They're out at Cherry

<v Speaker 1>Creek Trail. Like you said in Lone Tree here.

<v Speaker 4>Sixteenth straight. Mall, no, I'm just kidding.

<v Speaker 1>Grab you one now, well and they say again, like,

<v Speaker 1>right now is when you're gonna see the most turkeys

<v Speaker 1>because the toms are gathering their harem of hens.

<v Speaker 6>I got hens for day.

<v Speaker 2>Tom was really fun. Come mere, girl, bring them drumsticks,

<v Speaker 2>shake a shake of shape, shake your tail feather.

<v Speaker 4>So there you go. If you see some wild turkeys,

<v Speaker 4>do not be alarmed totally.

<v Speaker 2>But one in your car and then go to Safeway

<v Speaker 2>and get some gravy.

<v Speaker 4>No, just make them your pet, not eat them.

<v Speaker 2>Take them home and eat them.

<v Speaker 4>Never trust you again.

<v Speaker 1>And yeah, racing fans, So this one the new drag strip,

<v Speaker 1>this big news under construction. They're at Colorado National Speedway.

<v Speaker 1>They announced it Bars in Dakono.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the drag strip.

<v Speaker 2>Oh what did you think?

<v Speaker 3>I thought it was like a drag show. No, no,

<v Speaker 3>I thought it was like a club downtown, the drag Strip.

<v Speaker 3>What a great club name.

<v Speaker 4>That's hilarious. I was like, oh, car, that's why you

<v Speaker 4>when I told you this story today, and I want.

<v Speaker 2>To talk about the drag strip. Yeah at a bar.

<v Speaker 4>So funny, you really did think it was a bar?

<v Speaker 2>Okay, listen if somebody's in the market to open up

<v Speaker 2>a bar, that's a.

<v Speaker 4>Great they should, I mean, that's genius.

<v Speaker 1>Actually, the fact that there's not one in each and

<v Speaker 1>every city already make that happen. But now this is

<v Speaker 1>an eighth mile drag strip in d'acono, legal and safe

<v Speaker 1>space for drag street street racing enthusiasts in Denver. So

<v Speaker 1>no official opening date for that just yet, but they're

<v Speaker 1>talking about how it's under construction and when they stopped

<v Speaker 1>the what was it out at the Vandmere right when

<v Speaker 1>they wrapped all that up, like people were really sad

<v Speaker 1>about it, like there wasn't a whole lot of racing

<v Speaker 1>things around here. So I think that this definitely speaks

<v Speaker 1>to that crowd and hopefully makes them a little happy

<v Speaker 1>because we've been waiting for news about this, so now

<v Speaker 1>we know fuel they're building this drag strip. And again

<v Speaker 1>no official opening date just yet, but they did say

<v Speaker 1>it's coming soon in those details will be revealed very soon.

<v Speaker 4>So there you go.

<v Speaker 1>One hundred.

<v Speaker 3>So the other day we had like this camera crew

<v Speaker 3>in here and like tripod and professional cameras and they're

<v Speaker 3>taking pictures and video of us.

<v Speaker 2>We felt very special.

<v Speaker 6>We did.

<v Speaker 2>We're all cleaned up, looking nice.

<v Speaker 4>It was picture day.

<v Speaker 2>It was picture day video for something.

<v Speaker 3>I don't if it's over at Ballerina or something goofy,

<v Speaker 3>but yeah, we looked pretty good. We as in Jeremy, Katie,

<v Speaker 3>Josh here at Mixed one hundred. Good morning everybody, and

<v Speaker 3>Katie was all done up. You had a little sun

<v Speaker 3>dress on or whatever. That was a little jean jackets heels.

<v Speaker 4>He wearing heels, my mini mouse shoes.

<v Speaker 2>She did an entire radio show in heels.

<v Speaker 1>Right, No, they were little kitten heels, but still they

<v Speaker 1>were heels, nonetheless, And so I thought I was looking

<v Speaker 1>pretty fly.

<v Speaker 6>I liked it.

<v Speaker 4>I liked it a lot.

<v Speaker 1>And when I go to that much trouble because I

<v Speaker 1>even went and I got it tan, I didn't Hair.

<v Speaker 1>I don't want to just go home after the show.

<v Speaker 1>I feel like I've put this much work in. I

<v Speaker 1>have to go show this honest thing.

<v Speaker 4>What what do you mean? I feel like everybody does

<v Speaker 4>this after the.

<v Speaker 3>Joh Katie looked at me, She's like, I don't really

<v Speaker 3>have I'm just gonna go home. I don't have anything

<v Speaker 3>to do, but I'm all dressed up. She's like, do

<v Speaker 3>you ever, just on days when you're all dressed up,

<v Speaker 3>just go out and wander around so people can see

<v Speaker 3>how fabulous if yeah, you know, no, I usually go

<v Speaker 3>home and put up my softy pants and a T

<v Speaker 3>shirt on and go on with my day.

<v Speaker 2>But you know, it takes more work for the ladies.

<v Speaker 2>It does, obviously does.

<v Speaker 4>And immediately, what did you do?

<v Speaker 1>I was like, I have to at least go have

<v Speaker 1>one lap around the grocery store looking like this, like,

<v Speaker 1>come on, did.

<v Speaker 6>You buy anything? At least I did.

<v Speaker 4>I went and bought a couple things.

<v Speaker 3>Just to make it seem like I needed to go

<v Speaker 3>there and wandered around a grocery store just because you

<v Speaker 3>look deep sexy in your heels.

<v Speaker 2>Shout out to a.

<v Speaker 1>Safe way, because I do love wandering around that safeway

<v Speaker 1>by my house.

<v Speaker 4>But uh, yeah, I was dressed up, and I was

<v Speaker 4>just you know, for me, it's more that when I

<v Speaker 4>see like the.

<v Speaker 1>Most handsomest guy I've ever came across in my life,

<v Speaker 1>I always end up looking like I just rolled out

<v Speaker 1>of bed. So I was like, I'm gonna take the initiative.

<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be in control of this situation. And if

<v Speaker 1>I just so happened to stumble upon mister Wright, look

<v Speaker 1>at me, look and I'll fly right.

<v Speaker 4>That's it. That's how I was kind of justifying it

<v Speaker 4>in my brain.

<v Speaker 2>But all you came across was a bunch of quasimoto.

<v Speaker 4>Dude.

<v Speaker 1>You know that's how it worked. You know that it

<v Speaker 1>was like senior shopping day out at the local supermarket.

<v Speaker 1>I know. Yeah, No, I was so like underwhelmed with

<v Speaker 1>the amount of cute people that I saw.

<v Speaker 4>But that's fine, that's fine. I was still feeling myself.

<v Speaker 1>But while I was there, I was like, I could

<v Speaker 1>at least make a TikTok, you know, I could at

<v Speaker 1>least make a TikTok.

<v Speaker 4>About how when you are dressed up, don't you want

<v Speaker 4>to just go show off how you feel to everybody else.

<v Speaker 1>So I set up my phone, I put it on

<v Speaker 1>a shelf in the grocery store, and I leaned it

<v Speaker 1>up against like one of the kitchen cleaners, right there

<v Speaker 1>in the cleaning aisle, and I did a little dance

<v Speaker 1>down Aisle seven, front and back and twirling.

<v Speaker 2>Stop.

<v Speaker 3>This stopped the insanity. What do you mean, why would

<v Speaker 3>you pick the cleaning aisle of all aisles? If I'm

<v Speaker 3>so fresh and so clean that No, you do that

<v Speaker 3>like on the cereal aisle or maybe.

<v Speaker 4>The pasta.

<v Speaker 2>Sparkled.

<v Speaker 4>No, that was it for me. I clean up mass

<v Speaker 4>Who clean up this scrubbingy scrub scrubbing bubbles? That book?

<v Speaker 9>I was so just.

<v Speaker 4>I have felt really good about myself, and not only

<v Speaker 4>that video.

<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, I will show you the video up in their

<v Speaker 2>security area. Watch it.

<v Speaker 3>I've got a crazy lady on a cleaning aile, dancing

<v Speaker 3>around in a jacket and had some slutty heels.

<v Speaker 1>You know, she's singing outcast so fresh and so clean like,

<v Speaker 1>that's what she's doing right now.

<v Speaker 4>You you're a grown up.

<v Speaker 2>Stop this year with twenty year old girl on TikTok.

<v Speaker 1>I am a grown up with a lot of time

<v Speaker 1>on her hands, and this is how I feel that time, Jerry,

<v Speaker 1>You know I wasn't What I wasn't doing was sitting

<v Speaker 1>on my couch just to becoming one with it.

<v Speaker 2>So I was doing something almost worse.

<v Speaker 3>No, it's not.

<v Speaker 5>What do you mean?

<v Speaker 2>I just went to the grissy store and made dense

<v Speaker 2>videos looking for sixty men.

<v Speaker 4>Let me say it like that. It sounds silly.

<v Speaker 3>Where did you get the stuffed animal? You were dancing

<v Speaker 3>with as well for mile four.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's what I bought. It's for the baby,

<v Speaker 1>not outbody likes. I haven't made it yet, so haven't

<v Speaker 1>posted it. I was just gathering the footage to do so.

<v Speaker 6>Roll of you dancing, so I'm just.

<v Speaker 4>Going through it.

<v Speaker 3>I want to tell you right now as a friend, Oh,

<v Speaker 3>I'm going to what do you mean don't I don't

<v Speaker 3>think you should post that.

<v Speaker 4>Hey, you haven't even seen it yet, like you don't

<v Speaker 4>know what it is.

<v Speaker 3>It could be roughly the same age, so we'd probably

<v Speaker 3>be in the same dating pool.

<v Speaker 2>If I was out there in the game and if

<v Speaker 2>I saw.

<v Speaker 4>That, that would be a red flag.

<v Speaker 1>PAS be like, oh this girl, why is crazy lady

<v Speaker 1>dancing because she's loving life?

<v Speaker 2>That would be a hard pastor me, I'm sorry, look at.

<v Speaker 1>Somebody dancing in the grocery store, Like, Wow, she is

<v Speaker 1>just like grasping. I don't think happy, Like look at

<v Speaker 1>her enjoying life?

<v Speaker 3>Would like this is a cry for help. This is

<v Speaker 3>a very sad situation that you have no friends. I'd

<v Speaker 3>be like, she's trying to have here, nobody with you.

<v Speaker 2>And you're dancing in a grocery store.

<v Speaker 1>Listen.

<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you this is a friend. Don't post it.

<v Speaker 4>I might post it, though, come on, let's be honest.

<v Speaker 4>I'll make it. I'll show it to you. I'll run

<v Speaker 4>it by you before I post it. How about that?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, shut out a D on the text line. What

<v Speaker 2>he's just jealous because he has a bad haircut.

<v Speaker 4>People want to see my video house looking.

<v Speaker 6>People were texting and.

<v Speaker 4>They want to see the video.

<v Speaker 2>And I'll tell you right now.

<v Speaker 3>I mean, if we're being honest, if if I was

<v Speaker 3>out there on the dating scene, I'd be going for

<v Speaker 3>twenty years younger. Anyways, Jeremy, No, yeah, you wouldn't even

<v Speaker 3>be on my algorithm.

<v Speaker 9>Sorry.

<v Speaker 3>D wrote in and said, Katie, don't listen to Jeremy.

<v Speaker 3>He's dimming your sparkle. No, I'm saving you embarrassment. I'm

<v Speaker 3>being the voice of reason right now. I'm the angel

<v Speaker 3>on your shoulder. If you're trying to pick up a man,

<v Speaker 3>don't do this. Don't be crazy lady dancing in the

<v Speaker 3>grocery store.

<v Speaker 1>You don't look at it as someone who's having so

<v Speaker 1>much fun and enjoying, Like don't you just want to

<v Speaker 1>be her world?

<v Speaker 4>Like you just want to be in her orbit because

<v Speaker 4>she's that happy.

<v Speaker 6>No, that's not it for you.

<v Speaker 2>But no, it would be unsettling. But it would be like,

<v Speaker 2>where's her friends? Is this a cry for help?

<v Speaker 6>Is that what you would think to Joh, Well, do

<v Speaker 6>you know what? You just look a little silly. I mean,

<v Speaker 6>I'll just be honest.

<v Speaker 2>Here's Lola, Lola, Hi, Hi, what do you What do

<v Speaker 2>you want to say about this?

<v Speaker 9>Well, first of all, I want to say, I love

<v Speaker 9>you all. Was scary morning. Well, thank you great.

<v Speaker 2>But Jeremy is a jerk.

<v Speaker 9>Jeremy, Jared, listen, Jared, stop taking away her shine.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't take away anybody, Sparkle. I'm saving her.

<v Speaker 9>Lola, No, listen, just one second. First of all, if

<v Speaker 9>I worked in a lot of grocery stores, a lot

<v Speaker 9>of them, and I if I saw someone dance, I'm like, Okay,

<v Speaker 9>they're having a good time, you know what. It's one

<v Speaker 9>as you're buying a few things, that's fine.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, is that the criteria? You got to walk out

<v Speaker 3>with some Kiwi's and some tomatoes or something. But you

<v Speaker 3>can dance all you want.

<v Speaker 9>Necessarily, you can go in there and dance.

<v Speaker 4>Do a lot of people, Lola do a lot of

<v Speaker 4>people dance in the grocery store, then.

<v Speaker 9>You know what, not enough?

<v Speaker 3>Okay, so that's a no, no, that's Katie because everyone

<v Speaker 3>else and there's normal.

<v Speaker 2>I'm not crazy.

<v Speaker 9>I used to dance in my driveway with my head

<v Speaker 9>set on it and my you know, and because my

<v Speaker 9>husband didn't want me to singing in the house, so

<v Speaker 9>you know, I had to do it someplace.

<v Speaker 2>Well, that's different.

<v Speaker 3>You had your headset on and music and you were dancing,

<v Speaker 3>and you were at home. You were not in like

<v Speaker 3>a public setting.

<v Speaker 9>I have danced in the grocery store, thank you, Lola,

<v Speaker 9>and they have that. Yeah, put it everywhere, TikTok Facebook.

<v Speaker 9>I think it should be all over.

<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm gonna we.

<v Speaker 9>Want to see you. We want to see you, want

<v Speaker 9>to see you're happy, You're dressed up, you had it. Yeah,

<v Speaker 9>it's more than picture day and next one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>We should put a dollar on Lola. We should bet,

<v Speaker 2>like how many likes she gets. I bet you it's

<v Speaker 2>under ten. Sad you went through all.

<v Speaker 9>This work, that's actually irrelevant. As long as she's enjoying herself,

<v Speaker 9>enjoying life and not that's what it's.

<v Speaker 3>All doubt Respectfully, you don't work with Katie, and I

<v Speaker 3>will tell you it is all about the lights in views.

<v Speaker 6>No, you look in the eye.

<v Speaker 4>I only got six likes on this one.

<v Speaker 2>No, Lola, you don't know the behind the scenes stuff.

<v Speaker 2>You just don't know.

<v Speaker 1>I don't.

<v Speaker 9>But it's going to be. It's okay, Katie.

<v Speaker 4>This is fine.

<v Speaker 9>I want to hang out with her.

<v Speaker 2>You guys go hang out. You guys can hang out

<v Speaker 2>on the bread aisle a safeway.

<v Speaker 4>That sounds really good.

<v Speaker 3>I'll actually meet you by the pastries, though, Lola, we

<v Speaker 3>got to move on. But it was so very kind

<v Speaker 3>of you to call in this morning, and I know

<v Speaker 3>deep down you still love me.

<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

<v Speaker 6>That says it all.

<v Speaker 2>That says it all, Lola, Thank you for calling. Thanks

<v Speaker 2>for hanging out with Jeremy, Katie and Josh.

<v Speaker 1>She's got the mic, the moxie, and a brain full

<v Speaker 1>of doctor phil Rey runs.

<v Speaker 6>She's on me like a duck on a june bug.

<v Speaker 3>But can you take down Katie in top culture SmackDown?

<v Speaker 9>This is Katie Crash.

<v Speaker 2>It's a silly little game. We absolutely love it, though.

<v Speaker 2>It's Cassandra. You made it in. Good morning, Good.

<v Speaker 11>Morning, Hi, how are you today? I'm good how are you, guys?

<v Speaker 2>We are super dupes, Katie? Are you super dupes?

<v Speaker 4>I'm super dupes times ten.

<v Speaker 2>A lot of super dupes. Oh man, Well, who is?

<v Speaker 2>Who is Cassandra? Who are you? Tell us a little

<v Speaker 2>bit about yourself.

<v Speaker 11>Oh my goodness. I'm a mom of two currently unemployed,

<v Speaker 11>which is really fabulous. And I was just on my

<v Speaker 11>way to sprouts and heard you guys and wanted to

<v Speaker 11>call in.

<v Speaker 2>So what kind of job are you looking for?

<v Speaker 11>You know, I don't really know, you don't know.

<v Speaker 2>Just whoever will take.

<v Speaker 11>Kind of I think a change, Like I work from home,

<v Speaker 11>and I think, you know, there's something maybe using my

<v Speaker 11>creative bring a little bit more than wrong with that.

<v Speaker 1>Use something that you're passionate about, right, Cassandra. If you're

<v Speaker 1>gonna work, make it something you're passionate about.

<v Speaker 2>What are you passionate about? What are you passionate about?

<v Speaker 1>You know?

<v Speaker 11>I I really found a kN act for organizing, which

<v Speaker 11>sounds really lame, but I feel like everyone could use

<v Speaker 11>a little more organization in their life. Yes, you're like

<v Speaker 11>Marie Condo, find the the whatever sparks your joy?

<v Speaker 2>Right right? That's right? Does this book bring me joy?

<v Speaker 2>Nack get rid of it.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this genius, Cassandra, because like I think, on the

<v Speaker 1>flip side of it, there's so many people who dislike

<v Speaker 1>organizing so much their mother in law, Well, they're willing

<v Speaker 1>to pay for somebody to.

<v Speaker 4>Come in and yes, straighten them out.

<v Speaker 2>I will pay you to go to my mother in law.

<v Speaker 1>Yes see, we already have a client for Youandra, although.

<v Speaker 3>We might find you're working out, we might find your dead,

<v Speaker 3>bloated body underneath a pile of.

<v Speaker 2>Stuff in her drive.

<v Speaker 4>No no, no, no no, Well that turned quickly.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, never mind. I want to save your life. I

<v Speaker 2>don't want you to be crushed by stuff in your grade.

<v Speaker 2>Oh I love it so funny. All right, here's what's

<v Speaker 2>gonna happen.

<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna give you and Katie the same five questions,

<v Speaker 3>best out of five wins. Ties go to Katie because

<v Speaker 3>she's a diva and she made up all the rules.

<v Speaker 11>You know, she earns that crown.

<v Speaker 2>She certainly did. She's really good.

<v Speaker 4>Straighten it out too. Anything you'd like to say to her, Katie, No,

<v Speaker 4>good luck. I'm gonna go organize my thoughts and good

<v Speaker 4>luck to you.

<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Cassandra. Tell Katie to leave the studio. Now immediately, Hey,

<v Speaker 2>get out of here, ladies. Yeah, Katie, all right, So

<v Speaker 2>she's making her way out of here.

<v Speaker 3>She goes into a little room where she can't hear anything,

<v Speaker 3>and then I come up with the questions, so there's

<v Speaker 3>no cheating, and then we'll find out if you're right

<v Speaker 3>or wrong once we bring her back in here.

<v Speaker 11>So right, here we go.

<v Speaker 2>Girlfriend.

<v Speaker 3>What nineteen ninety nine sports movie had an infamous whipped

<v Speaker 3>cream bikini scene? Oh my god, it is.

<v Speaker 2>A good scene.

<v Speaker 11>Yes, sports movie.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was like high school high school.

<v Speaker 11>Sports Friday night Lights.

<v Speaker 2>All right, I'll put you down for Freday Night Nights.

<v Speaker 2>Here's your second question. How does James bond like his Martinis?

<v Speaker 11>Shaken? Not third?

<v Speaker 3>Right, here's your third question. What's the monkey's name in

<v Speaker 3>Disney's Aladdin? What's the name of his little monkey? A boo?

<v Speaker 3>Your fourth question for Katie Crush, what's the name of

<v Speaker 3>Apple's first portable MP three player?

<v Speaker 2>I believe it was introduced back in two thousand and one?

<v Speaker 11>Ooh iPod.

<v Speaker 3>And your fifth and final question for Katie Crush, what

<v Speaker 3>Netflix show brought us the character named Joe Exotic?

<v Speaker 11>Oh uh Tiger? Oh oh my gosh, I watched it.

<v Speaker 11>Tiger King, Tiger King, Tiger King.

<v Speaker 3>I was going to put you down for tiger Oh,

<v Speaker 3>but I'll put you down for Tiger King Tiger Oh.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>In is Part two, we brought Katie back into the studio.

<v Speaker 3>Cassandra, are you still with us or are you wandering

<v Speaker 3>around sprouts somewhere? They have the best, like little mini

<v Speaker 3>pies there at Sprouts.

<v Speaker 2>Have you ever picked those up? Just like a little

<v Speaker 2>individual pie?

<v Speaker 7>Oh?

<v Speaker 11>That sounds great.

<v Speaker 2>It was really good. I'm like a blueberry and apple.

<v Speaker 3>Now they're just like individual they're like little kids pies

<v Speaker 3>and they're perfect.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, it's a perfect service. All right, Katie, same

<v Speaker 2>five questions. Are you ready?

<v Speaker 4>I'm ready?

<v Speaker 2>Cassandra.

<v Speaker 3>Did what nineteen ninety nine sports movie had an infamous

<v Speaker 3>whipped cream bikini scene.

<v Speaker 2>I will tell you that it was a high school sports.

<v Speaker 4>Movie, Varsity Blues?

<v Speaker 1>Right?

<v Speaker 9>Yes?

<v Speaker 2>Yeahxandra said Friday Night Lights.

<v Speaker 4>Oh I want to give you half a point, Cassandra.

<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it's just a silly game. It's not going

<v Speaker 2>to define you. It's fine.

<v Speaker 3>You're gonna go on with your life just fine today. Okay, Katie,

<v Speaker 3>how does James bond like his Martini's.

<v Speaker 8>Shaken, not stir. Yeah, Cassandra, you said the same thing.

<v Speaker 8>What is the monkey's name.

<v Speaker 2>In Disney's Aladdin?

<v Speaker 4>A boo?

<v Speaker 2>Cassandra? What did you say? Here's your fourth question?

<v Speaker 3>What was the name of Apple's first portable MP three

<v Speaker 3>player that was introduced in two thousand and one?

<v Speaker 4>Like the iPod?

<v Speaker 5>Like?

<v Speaker 2>Is that a question mark?

<v Speaker 1>Right?

<v Speaker 2>You're a shuffle nano? What do you think?

<v Speaker 4>Yes? iPod?

<v Speaker 2>iPod? Yeah, Cassandra, you said the same damn thing.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah you did?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Okay, Fifth and final question for the crash. What

<v Speaker 3>Netflix show brought us the character Joe Exotic?

<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, it's a Tiger King. What's happening Carol Baskian?

<v Speaker 4>Remember that songs?

<v Speaker 2>Cassandra first said tiger I think she Tiger King?

<v Speaker 4>What were you doing, Cassandra? You're doing that sprout?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what I see those little pie because you'll

<v Speaker 2>never leave the house. Sadly, though, you got four and

<v Speaker 2>Katie got five.

<v Speaker 4>Darn I knocked it out of the pot today, didn't I.

<v Speaker 2>Katie crushed you today.

<v Speaker 3>Here's the thing, though, contrary to multiple texts that came

<v Speaker 3>in today, I'm a nice guy.

<v Speaker 4>We call him closet.

<v Speaker 1>Nice.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, people were getting in my kitchens to close. I'm

<v Speaker 2>a nice guy.

<v Speaker 3>And since you are out of a job right now

<v Speaker 3>and you're looking I want to send you to the

<v Speaker 3>Alamo Draft House just to blow off some steam. Go

<v Speaker 3>see a movie on us in good luck in your

<v Speaker 3>job search. Oh, thank you so much, absolutely, and you

<v Speaker 3>were a delight to have on the air.

<v Speaker 2>Very good fun, very good content today.

<v Speaker 3>So thank you for listening and calling in. And we're

<v Speaker 3>going to send you out to the movies, all right.

<v Speaker 11>Thanks guys, have a great morning.