<v Speaker 1>Jaredy, Katy and Josh six one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Mmmm.

<v Speaker 1>That's the same sound I make m.

<v Speaker 3>When I eat a Nacho's Bell Grande. I shot Katie

<v Speaker 3>a picture yesterday I left the radio station and I

<v Speaker 3>had a bag full of Taco Bell in the old

<v Speaker 3>passenger seat.

<v Speaker 2>Cocco Mexican pizzas, and some nachos bell Grande.

<v Speaker 3>Like, so, when did taco bell get so freaking expensive?

<v Speaker 1>First of all, oh yeah, so I rolled in yesterday.

<v Speaker 3>It was my buddy Allen's birthday, and he's a he's

<v Speaker 3>a slut for Taco Bell. So I got him a

<v Speaker 3>couple of the Mexican pizzas and a Nacho's bell Grande.

<v Speaker 3>And then I was like, you know, while I'm here,

<v Speaker 3>I better get me a Nacho's Bell Grande and a

<v Speaker 3>couple of soft tacos.

<v Speaker 1>It was lunchtime, you know, it was like thirty six dollars.

<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I'm on, bring me back to ninety eight

<v Speaker 3>when we could roll through in high school and get

<v Speaker 3>like nine tacos for fort dollars.

<v Speaker 2>I know, well, everything was like ninety nine cents, right.

<v Speaker 1>They had that seventy nine cent menu.

<v Speaker 3>No more, tell you how often I go to fast food.

<v Speaker 3>But I was like, I'm sorry, how much was that?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, it's spendy for sure.

<v Speaker 1>Uh.

<v Speaker 3>Once your lips hit that not Joe's bell Grande, all

<v Speaker 3>that kind of disappeared.

<v Speaker 2>I know, you forget how much you paid for gloriousness.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it was really good.

<v Speaker 2>That cheese they put on it. I don't even think

<v Speaker 2>that stuff's legal, but it's so good.

<v Speaker 3>My only people is no doctor pepper there there's PEPSI Well,

<v Speaker 3>you gotta.

<v Speaker 1>Get you got to get bat. That's what it is.

<v Speaker 1>That's what you get. Mouth is all ready for a

<v Speaker 1>doctor pepper. Dammit. But it was a nice day. I

<v Speaker 1>got to spoil my buddy Alan for his birthday.

<v Speaker 3>Actually rolled in and I brought him a bottle of

<v Speaker 3>whiskey too, So I got him a bottle of whiskey

<v Speaker 3>and a.

<v Speaker 1>Couple of Mexican pizzas for his birthdays.

<v Speaker 3>Good guys, good friend looking me being a good guy.

<v Speaker 1>That was so nice of you, Like I know, I'm

<v Speaker 1>a nice guy, sweetheart. Contrary to popular opinion, good morning everybody,

<v Speaker 1>We're Jeremy, Katie, Josh. Thanks for hanging out with us

<v Speaker 1>on a Thursday morning.

<v Speaker 3>Speaking of food, I do want to get into what

<v Speaker 3>happened to Katie, but I do have this story here

<v Speaker 3>too about the best April Fools stunts that brands pulled yesterday.

<v Speaker 1>Some of these are really good.

<v Speaker 3>Raising Canes said that they were going to be coming

<v Speaker 3>out with a chicken sauce flavored cola, Oh E fantastic.

<v Speaker 3>Top Ramen said that they have a collab with Butterfinger,

<v Speaker 3>So top Ramen Butterfinger was gonna come.

<v Speaker 1>I'm not hating that. Though.

<v Speaker 2>You ever put chocolate on ramen and put it in

<v Speaker 2>the oven, it tastes like a kit cat.

<v Speaker 1>Can't see it?

<v Speaker 2>Does?

<v Speaker 1>That might be a cat? That might be a cry

<v Speaker 1>for help. That's the biggest heard. It tastes like a

<v Speaker 1>kit cat. You have to try chocolate. How did you

<v Speaker 1>figure that out? Remember, depression is what that is, they says.

<v Speaker 3>They say it was going to be a peanut buttery

<v Speaker 3>glaze and real butterfinger pieces that bring the crispity crunchity

<v Speaker 3>goodness to your favorite ramen.

<v Speaker 1>That's pretty dark. There's no fooling about that. They're absolutely right.

<v Speaker 1>Guess what. This was fake?

<v Speaker 3>But you can go home today and make it yourself.

<v Speaker 3>To the Keebler Hollow Tree toothpaste. The cookie paste was

<v Speaker 3>going to be coming out from the El Fudge brand,

<v Speaker 3>Nah Pass Hines Macha Mayo that was coming out Basket

<v Speaker 3>and Robin said that they were going to be releasing

<v Speaker 3>ice cream soup. Red Lobster said that they were going

<v Speaker 3>to team up with pop Tarts to have a Jedderbat

<v Speaker 3>biscuit flavored fantastic.

<v Speaker 1>These are really good.

<v Speaker 2>They're runing food, like outside of that chocolate ramen.

<v Speaker 1>None of these will work outside of food.

<v Speaker 3>There was a wireless provider that they're announcing that they

<v Speaker 3>were going to have a new fragrance called call Own

<v Speaker 3>and it was supposed to make you smell like.

<v Speaker 1>Your cell phone. I do like this one from Dude Wipes.

<v Speaker 3>They unveiled a new skincare product called the Button Mask.

<v Speaker 3>It was the first targeted hydrogel patch designed specifically for

<v Speaker 3>your third eye. You just pop on the soothing gel

<v Speaker 3>disc directly into the target zone to enjoy fifteen minutes

<v Speaker 3>while you doom scroll on the throne.

<v Speaker 1>No more dark circles. That doesn't sound half bad. After

<v Speaker 1>the Nacho's Bell.

<v Speaker 3>Grande, and then my personal favorite was the Grandma's Purse.

<v Speaker 1>Grandma's Purse flavored.

<v Speaker 3>Haul's Cough Drops, a nostalgic lavender and lint inspired flavor.

<v Speaker 3>It tastes just like the bottom of Grandma's purse. A

<v Speaker 3>little person funny.

<v Speaker 2>That is funny because I have person gumb that tastes

<v Speaker 2>the same leg.

<v Speaker 1>So the brands were on fire yesterday. These were really funny.

<v Speaker 1>So you got me going now.

<v Speaker 3>Katie came rolling in today after I was talking about

<v Speaker 3>how magical the Artemis miss mission is, the Atomist two mission,

<v Speaker 3>and how patriotic and how powerful it was to watch

<v Speaker 3>that rocket go up in the air and everything involved

<v Speaker 3>behind the scenes and blah blah blah blah. Okay, she goes, well, honestly,

<v Speaker 3>I didn't watch it, but I'll tell you the biggest

<v Speaker 3>thing that happened to me yesterday.

<v Speaker 2>Yes that thing what But yesterday I went home pretty

<v Speaker 2>much right after the show. So I got there at

<v Speaker 2>ten thirty and I walked in and the first thing

<v Speaker 2>I noticed on my counter was my entire half gallon

<v Speaker 2>of half and half cream, Katie sitting on the counter.

<v Speaker 2>I left my house at four fifty five yesterday morning,

<v Speaker 2>so bee boop, bet boop. Quick math tells me that

<v Speaker 2>that's five and a half plus hours that that half

<v Speaker 2>and half sat on my counter and I, no, you

<v Speaker 2>don't understand, because I splurged for the Lando Lakes.

<v Speaker 1>I did because it's somebody got raise.

<v Speaker 2>It's a little bit extra for not the you know,

<v Speaker 2>store brand half and half creamer. So I splurged for

<v Speaker 2>the Land of Lakes.

<v Speaker 1>I was so excited about it.

<v Speaker 2>And then yesterday, after using it one time, No, I

<v Speaker 2>just opened that yesterday an entire half gallon of half

<v Speaker 2>and half creamer gone.

<v Speaker 1>But here's the thing is, so I.

<v Speaker 2>Just sat and I looked at it for a second,

<v Speaker 2>because no, at first I put it immediately I saw it,

<v Speaker 2>and I put it in the fridge like it didn't happen.

<v Speaker 2>I was like, well, we won't tell anybody about that,

<v Speaker 2>but I'm gonna make myself sick, like I cannot afford

<v Speaker 2>to get sick off dairy, Like that'll do something.

<v Speaker 1>You can't get sick off dairy.

<v Speaker 2>That would be so bad for this whole show. I mean,

<v Speaker 2>I'm not even no that you don't want bubble guts from.

<v Speaker 1>Dairy because we'll have to change the name of the show. Yeah, JBJ.

<v Speaker 2>But here's the thing is, I immediately I smelled it

<v Speaker 2>because I was like, how bad is this?

<v Speaker 1>Right? I mean, it's not that hot in here. I

<v Speaker 1>smelled my half and half creamer. It doesn't smell like

<v Speaker 1>it's rancid.

<v Speaker 3>Creamer's probably fine dairy, but it isn't so funny when

<v Speaker 3>you go into like restaurants and stuff and they've got

<v Speaker 3>the little containers of the cream and the half and

<v Speaker 3>half on the table that's been there since the eighties.

<v Speaker 1>I know, you know, for your coffee it's the little

<v Speaker 1>bowl and that creamer sits out all day every day.

<v Speaker 2>Yes, and so that immediately that's where my mind went.

<v Speaker 2>I was like, is this okay? I'm not smelling like

<v Speaker 2>spoiled milk, you know, like that's the smell I'm expecting

<v Speaker 2>five and a half hours on my counter.

<v Speaker 1>So can I eat it?

<v Speaker 2>Because here's the thing too, I went and bought new

<v Speaker 2>creamer because I cannot again afford to get sick off dairy.

<v Speaker 1>So I went and bought how much creamer? It was

<v Speaker 1>like seven dollars? You want me to give you? Seven

<v Speaker 1>doll It's fine, learned.

<v Speaker 2>I need to learn my lesson. I need to put

<v Speaker 2>my creamer back in my refrigerator.

<v Speaker 1>This was your big highlight.

<v Speaker 2>You know, I have a checklist of things that I

<v Speaker 2>do before I leave the house, and now I just

<v Speaker 2>need to add creamer on concern but stuff back into

<v Speaker 2>the fridge, Katie.

<v Speaker 3>They wrapped four people on the top of a rocket.

<v Speaker 3>They could blow a crater into Florida if something went wrong,

<v Speaker 3>and they're going up to the moon, you're going to

<v Speaker 3>be in space for ten days.

<v Speaker 2>I know. I wonder if one of them left their

<v Speaker 2>creamer on the counter when they left for the spaceship.

<v Speaker 3>Because you imagine that's all that one of them was

<v Speaker 3>thinking about it.

<v Speaker 1>He's so mad, epecially if.

<v Speaker 2>They splged for the Land of Lakes.

<v Speaker 1>That's the real connection here.

<v Speaker 3>Come on, yeah, tail of two different worlds right there.

<v Speaker 1>Huh yeah, I do have two half and half gallons.

<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna I'm gonna give you seven dollars so you

<v Speaker 3>don't have to worry about this, all right?

<v Speaker 1>Well, okay, I went to look at me like a rocket.

<v Speaker 1>Sure has seven? Are those days like five dollars? No?

<v Speaker 1>Your gouging? Now give it up, homie. What do I

<v Speaker 1>feel like?

<v Speaker 3>This was like playing in your head as you walked

<v Speaker 3>out a safe way with that jug of landa Lakes

<v Speaker 3>feeling all bad ass because you splur for the high

<v Speaker 3>end half and half.

<v Speaker 1>You just like see you slow motion. I do feel shades,

<v Speaker 1>bougie when I go that route.

<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna lie because I'm all about saving money,

<v Speaker 2>but every once in a while, I'm like, you know what,

<v Speaker 2>that half and half I look super good.

<v Speaker 1>Right now, give somebody the shooters.

<v Speaker 3>You walk out and your wing at them, throw your

<v Speaker 3>shades on, got your half and half, You get to

<v Speaker 3>your car and you buckle it into the passenger seat.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you ride off all low.

<v Speaker 2>Put some glasses on the creamer as well. It was

<v Speaker 2>just rolling little gold chain around exactly. Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>I love Lakes.

<v Speaker 3>I'm coming for you, coffee. Watch you out now. I

<v Speaker 3>can't give you too much crap. We were talking about

<v Speaker 3>how Katie left a big old expensive bottle of half

<v Speaker 3>and half out on her counter, and I was like,

<v Speaker 3>it's gonna be fine. I think John even wrote in

<v Speaker 3>on our text and he just said, Katie, it's gonna

<v Speaker 3>be okay.

<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a big deal.

<v Speaker 3>But I will tell you, like I've done that thing

<v Speaker 3>where we've made like we've like doubled a recipe or something,

<v Speaker 3>because you want to have leftovers the next day, a

<v Speaker 3>big old crock pot full of chili or something, and

<v Speaker 3>you leave it on the counter to cool off before

<v Speaker 3>you put it in the fridge, and then I come

<v Speaker 3>rolling in, you know, at four am downstairs and it's

<v Speaker 3>still sitting you forget.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, that is a horrible feeling.

<v Speaker 3>Or like after you go to a restaurant and you

<v Speaker 3>make the effort to pack everything up in your little

<v Speaker 3>doggie bag and you take it home and you leave

<v Speaker 3>it in your car or there it is sitting on

<v Speaker 3>your counter the next morning and you're like, I'm an ibious.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I still want to eat that, but gosh, Dan,

<v Speaker 2>what do Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>You turn into Napoleon Dynamite.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah again, you don't want to get the bubble guts Like,

<v Speaker 2>that's the worst, and that'll ruin you for that food

<v Speaker 2>for a good minute too.

<v Speaker 3>So that's why you gotta be careful to eat chili

<v Speaker 3>since oh four that beans.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the worst.

<v Speaker 3>When you walk downstairs and there's a crockpot full of

<v Speaker 3>you know, a whole nother day's meal and you're.

<v Speaker 1>Like, damn, what a waste.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, especially when that starts your day.

<v Speaker 3>Just a heads up today, is a Rapids takeover Day. Katie,

<v Speaker 3>do you have all the details on her bab you

<v Speaker 3>qualified for that?

<v Speaker 1>Why don't you go ahead do that real quick?

<v Speaker 2>Well, all you have to do is go give us

<v Speaker 2>a follow on the social so at Jeremy Katie Josh

<v Speaker 2>on Instagram. All one word and Katie spelled kat Y.

<v Speaker 2>You're in it to win it. We're gonna pick one

<v Speaker 2>lucky listener, one lucky follower to score a four pack

<v Speaker 2>of tickets to check out your Colorado Rapids are taken

<v Speaker 2>on the Houston Dynamo FC on Saturday, April eleventh, and.

<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be there.

<v Speaker 2>You're also one step closer to the grand prize. Everyone

<v Speaker 2>who wins those tickets. You're qualified to win four pack

<v Speaker 2>of tickets to the Rapids thirtieth anniversary. So yeah, Rapids

<v Speaker 2>taken over Mixed one hundred and I do believe this

<v Speaker 2>Saturday we've got another Rapids match.

<v Speaker 1>We're gonna be playing right here on Mixed one hundred.

<v Speaker 1>So yeah, yeah, that's a takeover. I was reading the

<v Speaker 1>fine print on that too.

<v Speaker 3>If you win these tickets, we actually give you a

<v Speaker 3>pair of shin guards to wear to the event, which

<v Speaker 3>is a lot of fun.

<v Speaker 1>He says, just in case