<v Speaker 1>Jarre, you, Katie and Josh one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you right now, you're gonna want to

<v Speaker 2>stick around to the end of the Trending Report because

<v Speaker 2>we've got another boring banger for you. It's what we

<v Speaker 2>do on Fridays for fun, is we toss on a

<v Speaker 2>song about something mundane and boring. You guys submitted your

<v Speaker 2>votes for that on our Facebook page, Like, what's the

<v Speaker 2>most boring, mundane thing that we can turn into a

<v Speaker 2>boring banger of a song? Love it, love it, mean it,

<v Speaker 2>and we'll be uh, we'll be playing that here at

<v Speaker 2>the end of the Trending Report or the Mile High Hype. Sorry,

<v Speaker 2>so stick around for that. We were just talking about

<v Speaker 2>how the Artemist two is having problems with their toilet

<v Speaker 2>up there in space.

<v Speaker 3>But before they went to space. This is so funny

<v Speaker 3>to me.

<v Speaker 2>CNN was out and about interviewing people on their excitement

<v Speaker 2>about that big rocket launch and they stuck the mic

<v Speaker 2>into this little kid's face.

<v Speaker 3>Oh no, did you see this little kid at all?

<v Speaker 3>Did see this?

<v Speaker 2>He has on He had his GoPro like attached to

<v Speaker 2>his hat like he's ready to watch this space line.

<v Speaker 3>He's into it and they're like, hey, little buddy, what

<v Speaker 3>are your thoughts on this? And here's the audio. Why

<v Speaker 3>do you want to be here? Why do you love space?

<v Speaker 4>Why do you love being a part of history?

<v Speaker 3>We're going back.

<v Speaker 4>To the moon.

<v Speaker 1>That's why, babes bomb.

<v Speaker 4>That.

<v Speaker 3>I love this kid. Why do you want to be here?

<v Speaker 3>Why do you love space? Why do you love being

<v Speaker 3>a part of history? We're going back.

<v Speaker 4>To the moon.

<v Speaker 3>That's why. Yeah, get out of my face.

<v Speaker 1>I love the reporter because you know, he sees this

<v Speaker 1>kid so into it, right, He's got the go pro,

<v Speaker 1>he's got all the stuff, and he's like, we want

<v Speaker 1>to talk to him. We're gonna get a heck of

<v Speaker 1>a SoundBite out of that kid. I know it.

<v Speaker 3>I love that kid. I love it too much.

<v Speaker 2>And I am just a freak about watching the National news.

<v Speaker 2>I love it, and I love it when they're out

<v Speaker 2>at these events and they're interviewing people and they drop

<v Speaker 2>the F bomb.

<v Speaker 3>I know, yeah, you know, and you're just like, yes, Cable.

<v Speaker 1>News, you know that reporter thought he was safe walking

<v Speaker 1>up to a kid. He's guy's not gonna swear so

<v Speaker 1>right there, Like nope.

<v Speaker 3>War news trickling out about Tiger Woods. He flipped his.

<v Speaker 2>Car on that road in Jupiter, Florida. And now there's

<v Speaker 2>bodycam footage being released of him feeling the sobriety test.

<v Speaker 2>And then at one point he walks away from the cops,

<v Speaker 2>gets on his phone, and when they call him to

<v Speaker 2>come back, he goes, hey, sorry, I was talking to

<v Speaker 2>the president.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, he's the very bragg fraggadocious on that part.

<v Speaker 3>That's a flex right there.

<v Speaker 2>They also shows him hiccupping multiple times during his test, yawning,

<v Speaker 2>which the screenshots of that.

<v Speaker 3>Be careful of what you're clicking on.

<v Speaker 2>It's like there's so much fake news when it comes

<v Speaker 2>to that screaming in the.

<v Speaker 3>Back seat of the police car, crying in the back.

<v Speaker 1>He was yawning, he was yawning.

<v Speaker 2>They took the screenshot, it looks like he's screaming. He's

<v Speaker 2>not screaming.

<v Speaker 3>And I got one final thing.

<v Speaker 2>I feel like this would be for you, Katie, because

<v Speaker 2>I feel like you enjoy meat in shapes. Dinosaur chicken

<v Speaker 2>nuggets sold at Walmart may be contaminated with lead. According

<v Speaker 2>to health officials the whole US Department of Agriculture, Food

<v Speaker 2>and Safety UH. They send out an alert if you're

<v Speaker 2>interested in it, do a quick Google search. They'll give

<v Speaker 2>you the you know, the brand, the production dates, all that.

<v Speaker 2>But it's the dinosaur chicken nuggets that you need to

<v Speaker 2>be concerned about from Wally World.

<v Speaker 3>And why is it?

<v Speaker 2>I feel like you go home in the afternoons and

<v Speaker 2>make yourself a plate of use.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then you.

<v Speaker 3>Who's eating you? Now?

<v Speaker 1>Dinosaur build a little mashed potato volcano with the gravy, like,

<v Speaker 1>come on, come on now, the broccoli tree.

<v Speaker 2>You have to do it, peas little boulders, I guess.

<v Speaker 2>So anyway, be careful eating your meat in shapes today

<v Speaker 2>because it might have lead in them.

<v Speaker 3>We do really quickly.

<v Speaker 4>In honor of opening day for the Rockies, the Texas

<v Speaker 4>Rangers just announced a wearable Texas sized cowboy hat That

<v Speaker 4>is a nine layered dip served with twenty six inch

<v Speaker 4>fried tortilla sheell filled with beans, cheddar cheese, sour cream, guacamole,

<v Speaker 4>pico degayo, black olives, and jalapenos, and some more tortilla

<v Speaker 4>chips for the actual dip.

<v Speaker 3>It is a wearable cowboy hat.

<v Speaker 4>Now this sounds so cool for the fan that gets it,

<v Speaker 4>I would hate to be the guy behind it.

<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, no you can it. Lets in it.

<v Speaker 4>I know.

<v Speaker 3>You would never know.

<v Speaker 1>Eat your hat. Sorry, it is going to.

<v Speaker 3>Eat your hat. Massive, eat your hat. Okay.

<v Speaker 1>So this story made me laugh so hard. A man

<v Speaker 1>tried to get a job with the Commerce City Police

<v Speaker 1>Department and homie had a long list of previous offenses,

<v Speaker 1>but not only that, he had an active warrant.

<v Speaker 3>So funny, how do you not know?

<v Speaker 1>He called the police department and he was like, hey,

<v Speaker 1>can I still work with you guys if I have

<v Speaker 1>an active warrant? And they were like, well, hey, why

<v Speaker 1>don't you come down here and we'll work it out.

<v Speaker 1>Come talk to us about it. So the police station

<v Speaker 1>and they arrested. They fell up there and can you

<v Speaker 1>believe he even asked us he was being brought back

<v Speaker 1>to the pokey. He was like, hey, is this gonna

<v Speaker 1>affect my chances of getting that job?

<v Speaker 3>Would it be funny if they hired him? No?

<v Speaker 1>No, Commerce City PD came out and they were like, listen,

<v Speaker 1>if you have a track record that is this long,

<v Speaker 1>I mean we're talking pages, we're not going to hire you.

<v Speaker 1>So just so you know, but makes for a very

<v Speaker 1>funny sort makes for a very very story happening right

<v Speaker 1>here in Colorado. Okay, also happening right here along I

<v Speaker 1>twenty five. Now they're going to start sending you fines

<v Speaker 1>in the mail of your cuts beat up in the

<v Speaker 1>northern part of the corridor. Now, so they've got these

<v Speaker 1>cameras right between two points, and they clock all the

<v Speaker 1>cars going through that stretch. So they get you at

<v Speaker 1>this point, and then they get you at this point,

<v Speaker 1>and if they can decipher that you've been speeding in

<v Speaker 1>that stretch of highway, they're gonna send you a ticket

<v Speaker 1>for seventy five bucks. And they are not messing around.

<v Speaker 1>I guess between March first and April first, they were

<v Speaker 1>sending out warnings about this, like, hey, we've got these cameras.

<v Speaker 1>They're on they're clocking you. They sent out sixteen thousand

<v Speaker 1>warnings about speeding in that area.

<v Speaker 3>Maybe they should just raise the speed limit. Then I

<v Speaker 3>will know they can't.

<v Speaker 1>Because that's the thing, too, is that stretch of highway

<v Speaker 1>has seen so many accidents and we're talking like deadly accent.

<v Speaker 3>That's why they cancel is they're.

<v Speaker 1>Building all those express lanes up there north right, So

<v Speaker 1>that's what they're doing. They have all that construction going on,

<v Speaker 1>and people are just speeding through the construction like it

<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter. So they put these cameras up. And they say,

<v Speaker 1>since they've put the cameras up, the speeding has reduced

<v Speaker 1>by ninety per se.

<v Speaker 3>That's true.

<v Speaker 1>They are working. These cameras are working. But be aware again,

<v Speaker 1>if you're up in that area, it's cameras. They're gonna

<v Speaker 1>send you a ticket. Let's bring it up a little

<v Speaker 1>bit because the Denver Aquarium has a new Armadiu.

<v Speaker 3>I love Armadillo is.

<v Speaker 2>So sweet they do.

<v Speaker 1>And little Flora, so she's been around for a bit.

<v Speaker 1>She's fourteen, and she was actually born at the San

<v Speaker 1>Antonio Zoo and then she was transferred to the Cheyenne

<v Speaker 1>Mountain Zoo in twenty twenty according to the aquarium, So

<v Speaker 1>they brought her down to Denver. She's going to be

<v Speaker 1>introduced to the Aquarium's mail Armadillo Royce are they They

<v Speaker 1>are fourteen Armadilla Hotel going at fourteen, I know, so

<v Speaker 1>getting it. So they're gonna have a brief acclamation period.

<v Speaker 1>The aquarium said, like, they brought little Flora just for roys,

<v Speaker 1>so I can't like they should make they should make

<v Speaker 1>a reality love show. I'd watch the Armadilla Love Show

<v Speaker 1>right if he rolls up and the ball gets all happy,

<v Speaker 1>yay Flora, I'd watch for okay, And then a couple

<v Speaker 1>of things going on in Denver. You want to hear

<v Speaker 1>about some things this weekend? Sure, like red Bull BC one.

<v Speaker 1>So that's like premiere break dancing competition. We've talked about

<v Speaker 1>this before and the Denver leg right now. They're having

<v Speaker 1>it at Boacher Concert Hall, so Betcher, thank you. So

<v Speaker 1>it's free all ages events. So they're going to have

<v Speaker 1>the top be boys and b girls competing in one

<v Speaker 1>on one battles. Yeah, and then the winter I want to.

<v Speaker 3>Go to that, Yes, you go Watchillo is getting freaky.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, So they're going to advance to the national finals

<v Speaker 1>in San Diego. So this stop here in Denver is

<v Speaker 1>a really big.

<v Speaker 3>You got to bring your own piece of card I'm sure.

<v Speaker 1>I'm sure they'll have cardboard there for you. I'm sure

<v Speaker 1>that they'll have some cardboard on hand. But I thought

<v Speaker 1>this would be right up your alley, like break dance.

<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna like that. Sounds like a hell of

<v Speaker 3>a time, doesn't that sound fun? I think when is that?

<v Speaker 1>So it's today. The it's at Becher Haul, so that'll

<v Speaker 1>be today. I think they're gonna start it at like

<v Speaker 1>two or something like that.

<v Speaker 2>Well, I go right from the home opener down to

<v Speaker 2>the breakdance competition, absolutely showing my moves.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I think that this is discreen.

<v Speaker 2>I got a full chair, the lure, one piece track suit,

<v Speaker 2>and gold chains.

<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna show him up.

<v Speaker 1>It's so funny because when I saw it, I immediately

<v Speaker 1>thought like, this is something that Jeremy would be all about.

<v Speaker 1>Like I envisioned a smile across your face. So I

<v Speaker 1>be so happy that you actually do you want one more?

<v Speaker 1>Just in case?

<v Speaker 3>Just give me a quick one to give to The.

<v Speaker 1>Doors are five o'clock, so you've got some time. I

<v Speaker 1>was looking at the doors for the competition.

<v Speaker 3>Okay, there's that.

<v Speaker 2>Sorry, lord, I'm going to the breakdancing competition. It's what

<v Speaker 2>Jesus would have wanted.

<v Speaker 3>It is.

<v Speaker 1>Jesus is a breaker all day.

<v Speaker 3>He's got some sick that cave.

<v Speaker 1>Yes he did. Okay, you want one more? No, Okay,

<v Speaker 1>we're done. There's my hip