<v Speaker 1>Jary, Katy and Josh one hundred really quick. I was

<v Speaker 1>over hearing you guys chat about the Rockies. What's going

<v Speaker 1>on with him?

<v Speaker 2>Is it bad?

<v Speaker 3>Goodness?

<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean Monday night they won, but nobody was

<v Speaker 4>there to see it. They had the lowest folks in

<v Speaker 4>attendance across franchise history. The team reported just over sixteen thousand,

<v Speaker 4>three hundred folks there at Coors Field for Monday nights

<v Speaker 4>came and yeah.

<v Speaker 2>By the way, that area, that's not good.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah it fifty sixteen is better than I team thought

<v Speaker 5>you were going to say, oh, no, that's less.

<v Speaker 1>I thought you were going to say like five thousand.

<v Speaker 2>No, it'll get there if they keep losing.

<v Speaker 4>I mean, if you see the picture of the you know,

<v Speaker 4>course field with just that many pretty in.

<v Speaker 2>It, it looks like eight it looks like eight people.

<v Speaker 3>It's shocking. So uh but again, this kind of stuff.

<v Speaker 4>Needs to happen if we want ownership to take the

<v Speaker 4>fans seriously and do something about the team.

<v Speaker 6>Yeah, which is kind of funny, Katie, because they did

<v Speaker 6>beat the Astros two nights ago and last night, and

<v Speaker 6>the Astros are a good team.

<v Speaker 2>So yeah, it just needs to happen.

<v Speaker 6>They've they've done such a good job of selling out

<v Speaker 6>to crowds for literally thirty years now. Yeah, and I

<v Speaker 6>think finally fans are kind of getting sick of the

<v Speaker 6>way that they just don't care about the product they

<v Speaker 6>put on the field.

<v Speaker 4>Well, when their main goal last year was to not

<v Speaker 4>lose one hundred games, that's bad. It's not a goal

<v Speaker 4>you want your baseball team to have.

<v Speaker 5>Nack was talking, you know, right before the home opener,

<v Speaker 5>She's like, we got to get the kids down to

<v Speaker 5>the game. We haven't done it. And you know, tickets

<v Speaker 5>were like sixty bucks plus for that, you know, first

<v Speaker 5>few games. And I was like, let's wait mid season.

<v Speaker 5>I was like, we we'll just be able to wander in.

<v Speaker 5>I think at some point they'll just open the front games.

<v Speaker 3>Hey, come on in exact, we need you here.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, come walk in.

<v Speaker 3>Or who knows, the.

<v Speaker 4>Rockies could blow everyone's mind and completely.

<v Speaker 1>And monkeys might.

<v Speaker 4>They just won two games back to back, so you know,

<v Speaker 4>if they keep that going on, they could shut us

<v Speaker 4>all up.

<v Speaker 3>Who knows.

<v Speaker 6>Well, right now, tickets are on sale for eight dollars.

<v Speaker 2>You got this.

<v Speaker 5>Speaking of shutting people up, let's shut up these toddlers.

<v Speaker 1>Good God.

<v Speaker 5>I was at a store the other day where a

<v Speaker 5>toddler was just being stupid again. It was a grocery

<v Speaker 5>store I won't name which one, but on an aisle

<v Speaker 5>and the kid was just screaming and being a little punk.

<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's he was naughty. He was having a moment.

<v Speaker 1>It's a baby and.

<v Speaker 2>A punk kid.

<v Speaker 1>It's a baby.

<v Speaker 5>I gotta watch my language, yeah, because I was like,

<v Speaker 5>get me out of here now because of this kid.

<v Speaker 4>Well, now I have a trick for you that's going

<v Speaker 4>viral on TikTok that you can use for the next

<v Speaker 4>time you come across an angry, screaming toddler.

<v Speaker 1>A trick, a toddler trick.

<v Speaker 4>So parents are having a heyday with this new thing

<v Speaker 4>on TikTok where if your toddler is screaming and having

<v Speaker 4>a tang trum and as you know, like it can

<v Speaker 4>happen for any reason.

<v Speaker 3>Right, like what do you mean, I can't be a kangaroo.

<v Speaker 3>They go crazy. And so parents are learning that.

<v Speaker 4>If you just scream at your todd not scream, but

<v Speaker 4>if you say to your toddler, Jessica, Jessica, are you here?

<v Speaker 4>Can you come here please, Jessica, and you do it

<v Speaker 4>in such a calm, matter of fact way like the videos.

<v Speaker 4>The videos are absolutely insane. There's parents and their kids are.

<v Speaker 3>Having a meltdown, an absolute meltdown.

<v Speaker 4>There's tears everywhere, and the mom just says, Jessica, can

<v Speaker 4>you come here a moment please, and it stops them

<v Speaker 4>in their tracks. They look around and they forget what

<v Speaker 4>they're crying about. No, and doctor say, yeah, this is

<v Speaker 4>actually a thing because if you can take a child's

<v Speaker 4>attention away from whatever is.

<v Speaker 3>Causing it, you know, any kind.

<v Speaker 4>Of you know, making it cry distress, then it will

<v Speaker 4>distract them or surprise the child.

<v Speaker 3>And doctors say.

<v Speaker 4>That any unexpected calm action can work in this scenario.

<v Speaker 4>But for whatever reason, Jessica has become the viral name

<v Speaker 4>of true Yeah so, but again it works at least

<v Speaker 4>the first.

<v Speaker 1>Company kick me out of the store if I'm running

<v Speaker 1>around going.

<v Speaker 3>Guy.

<v Speaker 4>But again, they're really reinforcing this and saying it's a

<v Speaker 4>good thing, like keep screaming Jessica at your children because

<v Speaker 4>it's a form of positive, creative, nonpunitive discipline.

<v Speaker 5>And I like the cheese trick better. Have you seen

<v Speaker 5>the cheese trick and it sticks to their forehead and they're.

<v Speaker 1>Like, what the hell that's more fun for you?

<v Speaker 5>I gotta ask you, though, does this work for wives

<v Speaker 5>when the wives are yelling at you as well?

<v Speaker 2>Don't check Jessica.

<v Speaker 4>If your wife's name is not Jessica, I strongly.

<v Speaker 5>Suggest that you'll be immediately followed up with who is jess.

<v Speaker 1>For all you knew bees. We do a little something

<v Speaker 1>something called pm I.

<v Speaker 5>It's three different stories to start your day, A positive,

<v Speaker 5>a minus, and something just a little bit interesting.

<v Speaker 6>It's pm I. Who's got the P today? I do today?

<v Speaker 6>This is a fun one.

<v Speaker 2>I like this.

<v Speaker 6>Researchers ask chat GPT because we know that one is

<v Speaker 6>always right. But they ask it to rank the states

<v Speaker 6>based on laziness from laziest to least lazy, and a

<v Speaker 6>couple of the ones that are the most lazier kind

<v Speaker 6>of the south central Ish America, like Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky.

<v Speaker 6>Those are the top three, but the least laziest were

<v Speaker 6>Washington stayed at three, Minnesota, and then Colorado came.

<v Speaker 2>In number one.

<v Speaker 1>We like to walk for fun, we do we do things.

<v Speaker 2>I love that.

<v Speaker 6>Obviously, Colorado has been one of the most fit states

<v Speaker 6>for I think the longest time here. We have the

<v Speaker 6>most fit people here because we have so many trails

<v Speaker 6>to hike or bike or go skiing or snowshoeing or whatever.

<v Speaker 6>And the other ones that kind of rounded out the

<v Speaker 6>top five were like Alaska and Hawaii.

<v Speaker 5>Those are it all just based on physical activity or

<v Speaker 5>is it just like work progress and family progress?

<v Speaker 6>And this one was straight doing things, physical activity and

<v Speaker 6>doing things so we like to get out.

<v Speaker 2>I mean, we have what three hundred plus days of

<v Speaker 2>sunshine here we.

<v Speaker 4>Do, and every time you walk outside, it's majestic majesty

<v Speaker 4>with those mountains right say, We're very.

<v Speaker 3>Lucky that that's the view we get every single.

<v Speaker 2>Time go Colorado.

<v Speaker 3>We rock go outside too.

<v Speaker 5>I've got the minus today. Everyone's but heard about this

<v Speaker 5>guy's McDonald's order. They say it was rude and it

<v Speaker 5>should have been an inside order for this guy.

<v Speaker 1>But the guy's name is Brownie.

<v Speaker 2>Believe it or.

<v Speaker 1>Not, Katie, A man after your own heart.

<v Speaker 5>A guy named Brownie is going viral on TikTok for

<v Speaker 5>going through a Mickeyd's drive through, ordering an egg McMuffin

<v Speaker 5>and then eleven Big.

<v Speaker 1>Breakfast meals with hot cakes.

<v Speaker 2>Now the employee.

<v Speaker 5>The video's kind of funny because the employee's like, uh, eleven,

<v Speaker 5>and then he had to actually ask for manager approval.

<v Speaker 1>Here's the audio of it.

<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna cert me today.

<v Speaker 7>I need uh egg McMuffin and I need eleven big

<v Speaker 7>breakfast with the hotcakes.

<v Speaker 8>He said, eleven big breakfast. Eleven?

<v Speaker 7>Yes, all right, just a warning that will take probably

<v Speaker 7>a while. Well, I got eight hungry kids at the hall,

<v Speaker 7>so yeah, that's cool, bro.

<v Speaker 8>Second, any manager approval, the manager approval anything to no,

<v Speaker 8>that'll be it.

<v Speaker 1>If you're looking at eighty three.

<v Speaker 7>Eighty three okay, thanks guy, sounds like you smoked the packs.

<v Speaker 4>That's a completely normal order, like eleven.

<v Speaker 2>No, I don't like this, Katie.

<v Speaker 6>When I worked at Chick fil A, we would have

<v Speaker 6>the lunch rush, obviously, and it was such a big rush,

<v Speaker 6>and we would have the family come through in the

<v Speaker 6>suburban with their sixteen kids and they'd go, can I

<v Speaker 6>get eleven happy meals?

<v Speaker 2>And that's not an order you do through the drive.

<v Speaker 3>What do you mean?

<v Speaker 5>I'll be real respect for fine, I think, because that's

<v Speaker 5>just a burger fries.

<v Speaker 2>It still takes ten minutes to make all that.

<v Speaker 5>The big breakfast has sausage and eggs and hotcakes and

<v Speaker 5>a biscuit.

<v Speaker 4>Even through the drive through, you can say, since your

<v Speaker 4>order is so large, can you please pull up into

<v Speaker 4>that space?

<v Speaker 3>But I can get everybody.

<v Speaker 4>Else's Yeah, I don't understand whether rules about the drive through.

<v Speaker 3>I worked at a fast food spot too, and people.

<v Speaker 1>Don't that puts everybody else. I've been through before you guys,

<v Speaker 1>I worked, I've worked, I've been drive through. I need

<v Speaker 1>to just kick you off to the side. So anyway,

<v Speaker 1>everyone's all but her.

<v Speaker 5>One because this guy ordered such a massive meal, two

<v Speaker 5>they had to get manager approval, and three it was

<v Speaker 5>eighty three dollars for all of this at.

<v Speaker 4>McDonald which may again make sense, right, like a McMuffin

<v Speaker 4>and eleven meals.

<v Speaker 1>And the fourth thing, this guy's name is Brownie. I

<v Speaker 1>know all that that should have been.

<v Speaker 4>That's the part we can't figure out. Okay, Well, you

<v Speaker 4>know the new Malcolm in the Middle revival, right, it's

<v Speaker 4>called Life Still Unfair. It's gonna come out on Hulu

<v Speaker 4>and Disney actually this Friday, so it's gonna premiere this week.

<v Speaker 4>But the big news about it is the Star Dewey,

<v Speaker 4>Remember Dewey, the younger brother. Everyone's wondering why he's not

<v Speaker 4>not a part of the reboot, and we found out why.

<v Speaker 3>It's because he's going to Harvard.

<v Speaker 2>That's a pretty good reason.

<v Speaker 3>It is a very good reason.

<v Speaker 4>But also when the old Malcolm in the Middle wrapped up,

<v Speaker 4>Dewey was like, I don't like this whole Hollywood thing.

<v Speaker 4>He famously like went away from Hollywood and moved to

<v Speaker 4>Boston so that he could start going to school and everything.

<v Speaker 4>But Frankie Munez, Jane Kaz maraqu and.

<v Speaker 3>Brian Cranston, they're all coming back for their roles.

<v Speaker 4>But it was big news that Eric which is the

<v Speaker 4>name of the actual actor who played Dewey, Eric Persullivan,

<v Speaker 4>he was not going to come back. So now we

<v Speaker 4>know it's because he's gonna go be a member of Havard.

<v Speaker 1>For updating us on Eric Y Sullivan, that's interest.

<v Speaker 4>He tried so hard to stay out of the spotlight,

<v Speaker 4>and they have pictures of him just walking along with

<v Speaker 4>some draino. Uh.

<v Speaker 3>You feel he clearly has a sink.

<v Speaker 1>He needs to face some sort of problem.

<v Speaker 4>No, but he like he's trying to stay out of

<v Speaker 4>the public eye, and they got all these pictures of them,

<v Speaker 4>and everybody's like, leave them alone. Clearly, he doesn't want

<v Speaker 4>to be famous anymore. Clearly, leave Dewey alone. But if

<v Speaker 4>you're wondering where he is from.

<v Speaker 1>The reboot, I honestly wasn't going to school.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's my job.

<v Speaker 2>There's your p M.

<v Speaker 3>And kind of an eye I got