<v Speaker 1>Jary, Katy and Josh.

<v Speaker 2>I had a dream hygienis yesterday, the world's most perfect hygienist.

<v Speaker 3>At the dentist.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, tell me about him?

<v Speaker 4>I know.

<v Speaker 2>I was thinking about you actually while I was laying there, Katie,

<v Speaker 2>because you hit the dentist so much, I know, and

<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, this feels good to get my

<v Speaker 2>teeth clean.

<v Speaker 3>So I walked in.

<v Speaker 2>She said, hey, how are you? I said, hey, things

<v Speaker 2>are great? Any issues?

<v Speaker 5>Nah?

<v Speaker 3>All right, let me do some quick X rays. Cool?

<v Speaker 2>All right, lean back in your chair, open up oki dokie.

<v Speaker 2>And then we didn't talk for about.

<v Speaker 3>The next thirty minutes or so.

<v Speaker 2>Business, no questions, just got her done, rinsed, spit, flussed, buffed, polish.

<v Speaker 2>You want me to set you up for next six months?

<v Speaker 2>I was like, hell's to the y s there he

<v Speaker 2>go up.

<v Speaker 3>Nice.

<v Speaker 2>It was so nice, you know what?

<v Speaker 1>Because the last dentist appointment I went to, you're right

<v Speaker 1>like as soon as she put her whole hand in

<v Speaker 1>my mouth, She's like, any vacation plants coming up? And

<v Speaker 1>I was like, how do I answer this? Do you

<v Speaker 1>want me to sign language?

<v Speaker 3>Like you know you know, and I'll step back.

<v Speaker 2>There was two questions asked during the visit, and they

<v Speaker 2>were both from me actually, because she took a break

<v Speaker 2>to fiddle on her little table there or whatever, and

<v Speaker 2>I go, hey, quick question, has anybody ever thrown up

<v Speaker 2>on you?

<v Speaker 3>Laughed?

<v Speaker 2>I go, because I've heard stories, and she's like me personally, no,

<v Speaker 2>She's like, but we've had a couple of people puke

<v Speaker 2>because they were doing the imprints, like to get trays

<v Speaker 2>or something, and they shove your mouth so full of

<v Speaker 2>that goo to get the imprint.

<v Speaker 3>She's like, we've had a couple of people throw up.

<v Speaker 2>And then she went back to work, and then there

<v Speaker 2>was another quick little lull and I go, I got

<v Speaker 2>another question for you.

<v Speaker 3>Is anybody bit you? And she laughed again.

<v Speaker 2>She's like, actually, yes, She's like, I've had a lot

<v Speaker 2>of people bite me.

<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm sure, just completely on accident. On accident, is

<v Speaker 1>your mouth I'm sorry?

<v Speaker 2>She said, mostly kids because she used to be pediatric dentistry,

<v Speaker 2>so she had a lot of kids. And she's like,

<v Speaker 2>and it's funny how many people will be in here,

<v Speaker 2>She's like, and my hands will be in their mouth

<v Speaker 2>and they kind of drift off to sleep a little

<v Speaker 2>bit and just start biting. She's like, hey, hey, hey, hey,

<v Speaker 2>don't have my finger. So anyway, yeah, no, cavity is

<v Speaker 2>good to go back in six months in and out.

<v Speaker 3>Katie Cas.

<v Speaker 1>I wish I had your teeth.

<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, I know.

<v Speaker 3>So much.

<v Speaker 1>I do well Again, the diastema, the space in between

<v Speaker 1>my teeth makes it for a very adventurous dental trip

<v Speaker 1>every single time, like they always. I guess, so we

<v Speaker 1>found this time. I don't want to know.

<v Speaker 3>There's a watch who watches.

<v Speaker 1>This whole civilization of people in here.

<v Speaker 2>There's an entire skittle in between your teeth. They pull

<v Speaker 2>it out there, I know. So I went right from

<v Speaker 2>the dentist across the street to a gym because I've

<v Speaker 2>been toying around with getting back into a regular gym

<v Speaker 2>because we've been doing the rec centers, which are they're fine,

<v Speaker 2>but they don't have the equipment I want, and they're

<v Speaker 2>generally full of I'm not trying to be ages, but

<v Speaker 2>a lot of really old people that just kind of

<v Speaker 2>park it on the machines. They're very slow, and it's like,

<v Speaker 2>come on, I just want to get in my workout.

<v Speaker 1>Well, let's be honest. Your time of day working out

<v Speaker 1>is a lot.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you know, and I will I've said it

<v Speaker 2>on the on the air before. Good for them, And

<v Speaker 2>I hope I am that person still rocking it at

<v Speaker 2>eighty in the gym in my jeans and.

<v Speaker 3>A belt.

<v Speaker 2>And that tucked in tressure working out and walking on

<v Speaker 2>the treadmill. I hope I'm working first, Katie, you have

<v Speaker 2>no idea. I hope I'm that guy. But I was like,

<v Speaker 2>I need, I need to get back to a jam.

<v Speaker 2>And I walked in this gym and I was like,

<v Speaker 2>I'm home. I am home here. So I signed up

<v Speaker 2>for gym membership. And I will say the one part

<v Speaker 2>about that is is awkward when you walk in and

<v Speaker 2>you like want to scope the place out, and then

<v Speaker 2>there I am walking around in my jeans and my

<v Speaker 2>t shirt, just standing there watching people on the treadmill.

<v Speaker 3>They're looking at me like, who's this guy?

<v Speaker 4>You know?

<v Speaker 3>And you're walking around.

<v Speaker 2>I will say. The location I'm gonna go to is

<v Speaker 2>kind of neat. They've got those hydro massage things. Have

<v Speaker 2>you seen those? Oh yeah, the water massage. I have

<v Speaker 2>unlimited access to that. I've never experienced that before. And again,

<v Speaker 2>another very awkward situation when you walk into the room

<v Speaker 2>and somebody's laying there in that thing and it's I'm

<v Speaker 2>just sitting there smiling looking at him.

<v Speaker 1>You like that, How is it in your butt?

<v Speaker 2>Because I'm going to come right in and have it

<v Speaker 2>do my butt non stop butt action, Thank you very much.

<v Speaker 3>But I'm excited the gym, but action.

<v Speaker 1>Non stop butt action.

<v Speaker 2>Really really, that's how we're starting the show today. That's it, huh,

<v Speaker 2>I s and I took it was definitely well, it's

<v Speaker 2>more of an out one hundred really quick. I was

<v Speaker 2>overhearing you guys chat about the Rockies.

<v Speaker 3>What's going on with him? Is it bad?

<v Speaker 1>Goodness? Well, I mean Monday night they won, but nobody

<v Speaker 1>was there to see it. They had the lowest folks

<v Speaker 1>in attendance across franchise history. The team reported just over

<v Speaker 1>sixteen thousand, three hundred folks there at coors Field for

<v Speaker 1>Monday nights came and yeah.

<v Speaker 3>By the way, that area that's not good. Yeah, it's

<v Speaker 3>fifty sixteen is better than I team.

<v Speaker 2>I thought you were going to say, no, that's less.

<v Speaker 2>I thought you were going to say like five thousand.

<v Speaker 3>No, it'll get there if they keep losing. I mean

<v Speaker 3>if you see.

<v Speaker 1>The picture of the you know course field with just

<v Speaker 1>that many pretty.

<v Speaker 3>In it, it looks like eight. It looks like eight.

<v Speaker 1>It's shocking. So uh but again, this kind of stuff

<v Speaker 1>needs to happen if we want ownership to take the

<v Speaker 1>fans seriously and do something about the team.

<v Speaker 6>Yeah, which is kind of funny, Katie, because they did

<v Speaker 6>beat the Astros two nights ago and last night, and

<v Speaker 6>the Astros are a good team, So it just needs

<v Speaker 6>to happen. They've they've done such a good job of

<v Speaker 6>selling out to crowds for literally thirty years now. Yeah,

<v Speaker 6>and I think finally fans are kind of getting sick

<v Speaker 6>of the way that they just don't care about the

<v Speaker 6>product they put on the field.

<v Speaker 1>Well, when their main goal last year was to not

<v Speaker 1>lose one hundred games, that's bad. It's not a goal

<v Speaker 1>you want your baseball team to have.

<v Speaker 2>Was talking, you know, right before the home opener. She's like,

<v Speaker 2>we got to get the kids down to the game.

<v Speaker 2>We haven't done it. And you know, tickets were like

<v Speaker 2>sixty bucks plus for that you know, first few games.

<v Speaker 2>And I was like, let's wait mid season. I was like,

<v Speaker 2>we'll just be able to wander in I think at

<v Speaker 2>some point they'll just open the front games.

<v Speaker 1>Hey, come on in exact, we need you here.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's going to come up, just walk in or

<v Speaker 2>who knows.

<v Speaker 1>The Rockies could blow everyone's mind and completely.

<v Speaker 2>And monkeys might fight.

<v Speaker 1>They just won two games back to back, so you know,

<v Speaker 1>if they keep that going, they could shut us all up.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, who knows.

<v Speaker 6>Well, right now, tickets are on sale for eight dollars.

<v Speaker 3>You got this.

<v Speaker 2>Speaking of shutting people up, let's shut up these toddlers.

<v Speaker 2>Good god. I was at a store the other day

<v Speaker 2>where a toddler was just being stupid.

<v Speaker 3>Again.

<v Speaker 2>It was a grocery store, I wan't name which one,

<v Speaker 2>but on an aisle and the kid was just screaming

<v Speaker 2>and being a little punk.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's he was naughty. He was having a moment.

<v Speaker 1>It's a baby and a kid. It's a baby.

<v Speaker 2>I gotta watch my language because I was like, get

<v Speaker 2>me out of here now.

<v Speaker 3>Because of this kid.

<v Speaker 1>Well, now I have a trick for you that's going

<v Speaker 1>viral on TikTok that you can use for the next

<v Speaker 1>time you come across an angry, screaming toddler.

<v Speaker 2>A trick a toddler trick tod.

<v Speaker 1>So parents are having a heyday with this new thing

<v Speaker 1>on TikTok where if your toddler is screaming and having

<v Speaker 1>a tantrum, and as you know, like it can happen

<v Speaker 1>for any reason, right, like what do you mean, I

<v Speaker 1>can't be a kangaroo? They go crazy. And so parents

<v Speaker 1>are learning that if you just scream at your todd

<v Speaker 1>not screen, but if you say to your toddler, Jessica, Jessica,

<v Speaker 1>are you here? Can you come here please, Jessica, and

<v Speaker 1>you do it in such a calm, matter of fact

<v Speaker 1>way like the videos. The videos are absolutely insane. There's

<v Speaker 1>parents and their kids are having a meltdown, an absolute meltdown.

<v Speaker 1>There's tears everywhere, and the mom just says, Jessica, can

<v Speaker 1>you come here a moment please, And it stops them

<v Speaker 1>in their tracks. They look around and they forget what

<v Speaker 1>they're crying about. No, and doctor say, yeah, this is

<v Speaker 1>actually a thing because if you can take a child's

<v Speaker 1>attention away from whatever is causing it, you know, any

<v Speaker 1>kind of you know, making it cry distress, then it

<v Speaker 1>will distract them or surprise the child. And doctor say

<v Speaker 1>that any unexpected calm action can work in this scenario.

<v Speaker 1>But for whatever reason, Jessica has become the viral name

<v Speaker 1>of choice. Yeah so, but again it works at least

<v Speaker 1>the first kick.

<v Speaker 2>Me out of the grocery store if I'm running around

<v Speaker 2>going god guy.

<v Speaker 1>But again they're really reinforcing this and saying it's a

<v Speaker 1>good thing, like keep screaming Jessica at your children because

<v Speaker 1>it's a form of positive, creative, nonpunitive discipline.

<v Speaker 2>And I like the cheese trick better. Have you seen

<v Speaker 2>the cheese trick?

<v Speaker 3>And it sticks to their forehead and they're.

<v Speaker 2>Like, what the hell?

<v Speaker 1>That's more fun for you?

<v Speaker 2>I gotta ask you, though, does this work for wives

<v Speaker 2>when the wives are yelling at you as well?

<v Speaker 3>Don't check Jessica.

<v Speaker 1>If your wife's name is not Jessica, I strongly.

<v Speaker 2>Suggest you'll be immediately followed up with who is jes.

<v Speaker 3>For all you knew bees. We do a little something

<v Speaker 3>something called pm I.

<v Speaker 2>It's three different stories to start your day, A positive,

<v Speaker 2>a minus, and something just a little bit interesting.

<v Speaker 6>It's pm I. Who's got the P today? I do today?

<v Speaker 6>This is a fun one.

<v Speaker 3>I like this.

<v Speaker 6>Researchers ask chat GPT because we know that one is

<v Speaker 6>always right, but they ask it to rank the states

<v Speaker 6>based on laziness from laziest to least lazy, and a

<v Speaker 6>couple of the ones that are the most lazier, kind

<v Speaker 6>of the south central Ish America, like Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky,

<v Speaker 6>those are the top three, but the least laziest were

<v Speaker 6>Washington stayed at three, Minnesota, and then Colorado came.

<v Speaker 3>In number one.

<v Speaker 2>We like to walk for fune we do, we do things.

<v Speaker 3>I love that.

<v Speaker 6>Obviously, Colorado has been one of the most fit states

<v Speaker 6>for I think the longest time here. We have the

<v Speaker 6>most fit people here because we have so many trails

<v Speaker 6>to hike or bike or go skiing or snowshoeing or whatever.

<v Speaker 6>And the other ones that kind of rounded out the

<v Speaker 6>top five were like Alaska and Hawaii.

<v Speaker 2>Those are it all just based on physical activity or

<v Speaker 2>is it just like work progress and family progress?

<v Speaker 6>And this one was straight doing things, physical activity and

<v Speaker 6>doing things. So we like to get out. I mean,

<v Speaker 6>we have what three hundred plus days of sunshine here

<v Speaker 6>we do.

<v Speaker 1>And every time you walk outside, it's majestic majesty with

<v Speaker 1>those mountains right away. We're very lucky that that's the

<v Speaker 1>view we get every single.

<v Speaker 3>Time go Colorado.

<v Speaker 1>We rock go outside too.

<v Speaker 3>I love it.

<v Speaker 2>I've got the minus today. Everyone's but heard about this

<v Speaker 2>guy's McDonald's order. They say it was rude and it

<v Speaker 2>should have been an inside order for this guy. But

<v Speaker 2>the guy's name is Brownie. Believe it or not, Katie,

<v Speaker 2>a man after your own heart. A guy named Brownie

<v Speaker 2>is going viral on TikTok for going through a Mickeyd's

<v Speaker 2>drive through ordering an egg McMuffin and then eleven big

<v Speaker 2>breakfast meals with hot cakes now the employee. The video

<v Speaker 2>is kind of funny because the employee's like eleven and

<v Speaker 2>then he had to actually ask for manager approval.

<v Speaker 3>Here's the audio of it.

<v Speaker 7>I'm gonna exert me today.

<v Speaker 8>I need uh egg McMuffin and I need eleven big

<v Speaker 8>breakfast with the hotcakes.

<v Speaker 9>He said, eleven big breakfast eleven Yes, all right, just

<v Speaker 9>a warning.

<v Speaker 7>That will take probably a while.

<v Speaker 8>Well, I got eight hungry kids at the house, so yeah,

<v Speaker 8>that's cool, bro.

<v Speaker 9>Second, any manager approval, the manager approval anything today, No,

<v Speaker 9>that'll be it.

<v Speaker 7>If you're looking at eighty three thirty four, the next.

<v Speaker 2>One eighty three, okay, thanks guy. Sounds like he smoked

<v Speaker 2>the pack.

<v Speaker 3>Those cakes.

<v Speaker 1>That's a completely normal order, like eleven.

<v Speaker 3>No, I don't like this, Katie.

<v Speaker 6>When I worked at Chick fil A, we would have

<v Speaker 6>the lunch rush, obviously, and it was such a big rush,

<v Speaker 6>and we would have the family come through in the

<v Speaker 6>suburban with their sixteen kids, and they'd go, can I

<v Speaker 6>get eleven happy meals?

<v Speaker 3>And that's not an order you do through the drive

<v Speaker 3>What do you mean? I don't be real.

<v Speaker 6>Respect for fine, I think because that's just a burger

<v Speaker 6>fries still takes ten minutes to make all that.

<v Speaker 2>The big breakfast has sausage and eggs, hotcakes and a biscuit.

<v Speaker 1>Even through the drive through, you can say, since your

<v Speaker 1>order is so large, can you please pull up into

<v Speaker 1>that space? I can get everybody else's Yeah. I don't

<v Speaker 1>understand why there's rules about the drive through. I worked

<v Speaker 1>out a fast food spot too, and people don't.

<v Speaker 3>That puts everybody else before you.

<v Speaker 2>Guys, I worked, I've worked, I've been drive through. I

<v Speaker 2>need to just kick you off to the side. So anyway,

<v Speaker 2>everyone's all but her. One because this guy ordered such

<v Speaker 2>a massive meal, Two they had to get manager approval,

<v Speaker 2>and three it was eighty three dollars for all of

<v Speaker 2>this at.

<v Speaker 1>McDonald which may again make sense, right like a McMuffin

<v Speaker 1>and eleven meals.

<v Speaker 2>And the fourth thing, this guy's name is Brownie. I

<v Speaker 2>know all that that should have been.

<v Speaker 1>That's the part we can't figure out. Okay, Well, you

<v Speaker 1>know the new Malcolm in the Middle revival, right, it's

<v Speaker 1>called Life Still Unfair. It's gonna come out on Hulu

<v Speaker 1>and Disney actually this Friday, so it's going to premiere

<v Speaker 1>this week. But the big news about it is the

<v Speaker 1>star Dewey. Remember Dewey, the younger brother. Everyone's wondering why

<v Speaker 1>he's not not a part of the reboot, and we

<v Speaker 1>found out why. It's because he's going to Harvard.

<v Speaker 3>That's a pretty good reason.

<v Speaker 1>It is a reason. But also when the old Malcolm

<v Speaker 1>in the Middle wrapped up, Dewey was like, I don't

<v Speaker 1>like this whole Hollywood thing. He famously like went away

<v Speaker 1>from Hollywood and moved to Boston so that he could

<v Speaker 1>start going to school and everything. But Frankie Munez, Jane

<v Speaker 1>kaz Marak, and Brian Cranston, they're all coming back for

<v Speaker 1>their roles. But it was big news that Eric, which

<v Speaker 1>is the name of the actual actor who played Dewey

<v Speaker 1>Eric Persullivan he was not going to come back, so

<v Speaker 1>now we know it's because he's gonna go be a

<v Speaker 1>member of Havard.

<v Speaker 2>For updating us on Eric personally, Sullivan, that's a really

<v Speaker 2>good interest.

<v Speaker 1>He tried so hard to stay out of the spotlight,

<v Speaker 1>and they have pictures of him just walking along with

<v Speaker 1>some draino.

<v Speaker 7>Uh.

<v Speaker 1>You feel he clearly has a sink he needs to fix.

<v Speaker 2>Problem.

<v Speaker 1>No, but he like he's trying to stay out of

<v Speaker 1>the public eye and they got all these picture of him,

<v Speaker 1>and everybody's like, leave him alone. Clearly he doesn't want

<v Speaker 1>to be famous anymore. Clearly leave Dewey alone. But if

<v Speaker 1>you're wondering where he is from the reboot.

<v Speaker 3>I honestly wasn't.

<v Speaker 2>He's going to school.

<v Speaker 3>It's my job. There's your p M and kind of

<v Speaker 3>an eye. I guess you're still giggling at my dream.

<v Speaker 1>I feel like Taylor Swift visited you.

<v Speaker 2>She did. I think like somehow we connected.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I feel like, because she is such a

<v Speaker 1>high vibration person, she actually I see what you're doing,

<v Speaker 1>Like this was real.

<v Speaker 2>I can smell her, you could, I can still feel

<v Speaker 2>her hair.

<v Speaker 1>You know your exchange was on a higher plane that

<v Speaker 1>we can't see.

<v Speaker 2>All right again, I'm sorry to my wife.

<v Speaker 1>I saw this post yesterday that reminded me of this.

<v Speaker 1>It says platonic love is an energetic exchange that transcends

<v Speaker 1>casual friendships. Yeah, to cultivate richer, more resonant connections, we

<v Speaker 1>can consciously elevate our own energy and presence. Being fully

<v Speaker 1>present allows the subtle currents of attention and intention to

<v Speaker 1>flow between people, while deep, non judgmental listening create space

<v Speaker 1>for authentic expression. This is what it reminded me of. You,

<v Speaker 1>and then expressing gratitude and appreciation amplifies the vibrational frequency

<v Speaker 1>of the relationship. Have I lost you?

<v Speaker 2>Yes, we got.

<v Speaker 3>I so checked out.

<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.

<v Speaker 2>That's great, you're on a higher level, homie.

<v Speaker 1>There we go.

<v Speaker 3>Listen.

<v Speaker 2>All I know is I woke up and I thought

<v Speaker 2>Travis Kelsey was going to strangle. Yeah, that's all I know.

<v Speaker 2>But that's some nice, yeah, fluffy stuff you just read.

<v Speaker 2>That's beautiful stuff, transcend time. You should post that on

<v Speaker 2>it Sure, all right, let's dive into the stuff that

<v Speaker 2>is actually trending. Besides my love life and my dreams.

<v Speaker 2>So this new Tellijar is just making so many rounds

<v Speaker 2>on the socials because it experienced a milestone on Monday

<v Speaker 2>when it floated through NASA's Orion Capsule as the four

<v Speaker 2>astronauts reached the farthest distance that humans have ever made

<v Speaker 2>it out into space. And there's this video where they're

<v Speaker 2>they're floating in the capsule all excited, and then out

<v Speaker 2>Popsijara Nutella and goes floating by, and that moment went

<v Speaker 2>viral on social media like cray cray. They say, the

<v Speaker 2>viewers are noting that Nutella has traveled farther into space

<v Speaker 2>than anyone currently on Earth. They say it's the ultimate

<v Speaker 2>space ad and Nutella responded on socials by saying, we

<v Speaker 2>are honored to have traveled farther than any spread in history.

<v Speaker 3>That's pretty good.

<v Speaker 2>What great marketing for Nutella, which is disgusting, foul. It

<v Speaker 2>surprises me that they brought that up there because that

<v Speaker 2>is consistently on the list of some of the worst

<v Speaker 2>foods that you can eat. Oh yeah, it's bad for you,

<v Speaker 2>really bad. Why did they bring that up there?

<v Speaker 1>Because it's portable, like you can again, it's shelf stable.

<v Speaker 1>I see exactly why they brought it up there.

<v Speaker 2>Well, treat you guys were really good.

<v Speaker 3>You made get you some of that hazel nuts bread.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but just for fundzies, go read the ingredients on

<v Speaker 2>a Jartella.

<v Speaker 1>Assume get your day going.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a good read.

<v Speaker 2>The Michael Jackson biopic, Michael had to go under underwent

<v Speaker 2>fifteen million dollars worth of editing and reshoots to remove

<v Speaker 2>all reference to the whole molestation scandal, which was that's

<v Speaker 2>a huge part of him and his history.

<v Speaker 1>Right, they're taking that out of it.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>So it turns out that Michael's settlement with the alleged victim, Jordan,

<v Speaker 2>included a clause that barred any picture or mention of Jordan.

<v Speaker 3>In a movie. And I guess they didn't know that.

<v Speaker 2>So now they had to spend fifteen million dollars to

<v Speaker 2>go back and reshoot all sorts of stuff. I think

<v Speaker 2>you would have looked into that before you shot a movie.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>Well, and this biopic is just having to get over

<v Speaker 1>hurdle after hurdle. I mean between the stuff going on

<v Speaker 1>with the family not wanting.

<v Speaker 2>It, Janet's not even in it exactly.

<v Speaker 1>There was a huge fight between the family members.

<v Speaker 2>Because of that, they reached out to Janet for comment

<v Speaker 2>and she was.

<v Speaker 1>Like, tell you to make me on a scream.

<v Speaker 3>It was Janet Jackson very much.

<v Speaker 1>She was made.

<v Speaker 4>I lived it.

<v Speaker 1>She did, you did, Janet? Tell him? Tell them Janet? Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>calm down, Janet, calm down, don't bust a scene.

<v Speaker 2>That's the best Janet Jackson impression.

<v Speaker 1>You're ever gonna so good.

<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much, everybody.

<v Speaker 2>You know what with that, I'm just gonna pass it on. Okay, Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>we got nothing left.

<v Speaker 3>That was a good one. That was a good impression.

<v Speaker 6>All Right, is the NFL off season and there's not

<v Speaker 6>much going on except down in Tampa Bay. They had

<v Speaker 6>the linemen down there and they took on an unusual

<v Speaker 6>contest where they went against Joey Chestnut in a cake

<v Speaker 6>eating competition and were absolutely dominated.

<v Speaker 3>I think we're going to.

<v Speaker 1>Run for his money.

<v Speaker 2>He's a hecking math.

<v Speaker 3>He's the greatest of all time for a reason. Chest reason,

<v Speaker 3>we saw that a legend.

<v Speaker 6>They absolutely he got. They just got destroyed by him.

<v Speaker 6>It was four offensive linemen versus Joey Chestnut in a

<v Speaker 6>cake eating competition and in four minutes Joey Chestnut ate

<v Speaker 6>almost five five minutes. I'm sorry, almost eight twenty pounds

<v Speaker 6>of cake grow. You gained twenty pounds in five minutes,

<v Speaker 6>ten and a.

<v Speaker 2>Half pieces of cake, nine and a half pieces from

<v Speaker 2>the linebackers. So it was close in the competition.

<v Speaker 3>But four guys versus twenty pounds of cake in five minutes. Absolutely,

<v Speaker 3>I can't even do that.

<v Speaker 1>No, I know you're looking at me like that.

<v Speaker 2>I would never That's I've been on this chocolate cake

<v Speaker 2>cake every night after dinner. I tell my wife, I'm like,

<v Speaker 2>do we have any chocolate cake anywhere? Really, like it's

<v Speaker 2>going to magically appear or something. She's like, oh, yes,

<v Speaker 2>as a matter of fact, we have chocolate cake in

<v Speaker 2>the basement.

<v Speaker 1>Start calling you, Bruce from Matilda right right?

<v Speaker 3>Do they do it?

<v Speaker 2>They have been just I don't know if it's I'm

<v Speaker 2>pregnant or what, but chocolate cake I me or my period.

<v Speaker 1>It could be either one exactly or you just like

<v Speaker 1>chocolate cake.

<v Speaker 2>You know what pisses me off is chocolate chocolate Chocolo.

<v Speaker 2>Costco discontinued their chocolate cake Mamma jam.

<v Speaker 3>Chocolate cake.

<v Speaker 1>People are mad about that one anyway, go ahead, really good? Okay, Well,

<v Speaker 1>people talking about that Central Platte Valley gondola again.

<v Speaker 2>Oh that's all I hear about it.

<v Speaker 1>Well, it's the proposedest part of the downtown transit network,

<v Speaker 1>so they're gonna try and make it easier for people

<v Speaker 1>to get in and out of downtown to the central

<v Speaker 1>city neighborhoods. So they're gonna take it. It goes across

<v Speaker 1>I twenty five, the South Platte River and the railroad tracks,

<v Speaker 1>and it would just reduce the time to walk between

<v Speaker 1>Lower Highland and Union Station to just three minutes. So

<v Speaker 1>folks are excited about this, But then there are folks

<v Speaker 1>who are like, this is the dumbest thing ever. So

<v Speaker 1>I don't we don't know if it's gonna get built

<v Speaker 1>or not. It's just a proposed project. The city is

<v Speaker 1>trying to get people on board with it. How would

<v Speaker 1>you guys feel about a gondola flying over downtown Denver

<v Speaker 1>to get people in and out of the city for it.

<v Speaker 3>Let's do it?

<v Speaker 2>Are you sounds fun?

<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah.

<v Speaker 2>I saw some proposed images and stuff of this, and

<v Speaker 2>it looks actually pretty dark. It looks really neat, I mean,

<v Speaker 2>very unique.

<v Speaker 1>The way they were talking about it. When they initially

<v Speaker 1>told us about the plans, we were like, what, like,

<v Speaker 1>this is a mountain thing. This is what you do

<v Speaker 1>in the mountains. This is not a city thing. But

<v Speaker 1>you're right now that they've got the sketches and you

<v Speaker 1>can look at it is.

<v Speaker 3>That you're going to pass the buildings and everything and it.

<v Speaker 1>Looks super neat. So yeah, a lot of people are

<v Speaker 1>as much as it's gonna be doing.

<v Speaker 2>I think it's what is it like to ride particular.

<v Speaker 1>I think it's free. I think it's the free gondola. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>it's a free gondola, and I believe it fits six

<v Speaker 1>people in there, so okay, yeah, I mean again, it's pretty.

<v Speaker 2>It's like a place to urinate after a night of

<v Speaker 2>drinking in downtown.

<v Speaker 1>And again, I think a lot of people are trying to,

<v Speaker 1>you know, say that that's a reason we don't want it.

<v Speaker 1>More people will ride it than urinate in it. Like

<v Speaker 1>in the morning, you get you're going to be policed though,

<v Speaker 1>it's not just any you have to like go through.

<v Speaker 1>There's gonna be an office process. I think like they're.

<v Speaker 3>Gonna squeezelder before you get on, but you can't.

<v Speaker 1>There's gonna be somebody manning the gondolas. It's not gonna well,

<v Speaker 1>but outside state watching people get on. They're not just going,

<v Speaker 1>but they don't know.

<v Speaker 3>If you're gonna get on there and urinate.

<v Speaker 1>Why not, But they can tell when you get off.

<v Speaker 1>I'm sure if they go in and look in there

<v Speaker 1>and see if you're having a problem urinating on the gondola,

<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you'll be put on a list. Do not

<v Speaker 1>allow these people to ride.

<v Speaker 2>The gun I think it's up there with the light

<v Speaker 2>rail where you can urinate and do all sorts of

<v Speaker 2>stuff on the light rail and you just get off

<v Speaker 2>of the next step.

<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know. I think again, they're trying to

<v Speaker 1>police the light rail a lot more too.

<v Speaker 2>I love you because you are a glass half full

<v Speaker 2>kind of person.

<v Speaker 1>You're like, nobody's going to do. You know better.

<v Speaker 2>There's gonna be no needles. There's gonna be no making out. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>no public indecency.

<v Speaker 1>Or nudity, none of that, none of them.

<v Speaker 3>When I get on, it was to take my pants off,

<v Speaker 3>So you're gonna be.

<v Speaker 7>No.

<v Speaker 3>I don't get out a lot, Katie.

<v Speaker 1>This is why we can't have nice to get out.

<v Speaker 2>If we got a center for the night. I'm gonna

<v Speaker 2>tear it up.

<v Speaker 1>It's because he you.

<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna make that night last.

<v Speaker 1>Well, you might have to ride it to go downtown

<v Speaker 1>to the Paramount because that's where they're going to film

<v Speaker 1>an upcoming Netflix special. So Tom Poppus, he is going

<v Speaker 1>to be in uh at the Paramount in October to Netflix. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>are you fan?

<v Speaker 3>Was okay?

<v Speaker 1>It is a really big name. So it's Tom's Grateful

<v Speaker 1>Bread Tour UH And I do love it because he

<v Speaker 1>seems to talk a whole lot about food.

<v Speaker 10>My whole day today was spent trying not to eat nachos.

<v Speaker 10>That was my whole day. They're bad for me. I

<v Speaker 10>shouldn't eat them and I can't stop.

<v Speaker 2>And I ate him again. I hate him again.

<v Speaker 3>Gas Station nachos today, Oh.

<v Speaker 10>Back off your fancy Cleveland Farm to Table Nacho Attitude, Farm.

<v Speaker 5>To Table Dachos Sillyls are scheduled for the Pair About

<v Speaker 5>Theater Saturday, October twenty fourth, So they're gonna have one

<v Speaker 5>at six thirty and one at nine.

<v Speaker 1>But yeah, dress up all kinds of fancy because you

<v Speaker 1>might be on Netflix. That's fun. They're gonna film a

<v Speaker 1>Netflix special right here in Denver. Yeah, that's exciting, Okay.

<v Speaker 1>And then one more do you want ICP or the

<v Speaker 1>top program at CSU, oh csu F Yeah, so CSU

<v Speaker 1>has the top occupational therapy program in the country. You're

<v Speaker 1>looking at being an occupational therapist. It is growing and

<v Speaker 1>again CSU is the top of the tops. In twenty

<v Speaker 1>twenty four it was number seven in the country, and

<v Speaker 1>then last year jumped to number three. And then this

<v Speaker 1>here wait did ed number one on the whole country

<v Speaker 1>for occupational therapy and you.

<v Speaker 3>Know, go rammisms.

<v Speaker 1>Josh is an alumpi. So yeah, another good look for

<v Speaker 1>our state and another good reason to keep those kids

<v Speaker 1>in state when it comes to school and the tuition.

<v Speaker 1>There you go, there's about high height.

<v Speaker 3>That's it.

<v Speaker 1>That's it. You own to market.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, good today.

<v Speaker 3>You did real good PIX one hundred ah.

<v Speaker 2>Yes, it is adored by many h three oh three

<v Speaker 2>six nine one one Mix three oh three six nine

<v Speaker 2>one sixteen forty nine is the phone number that you

<v Speaker 2>need to call right now to play fast five. Side

<v Speaker 2>note had a ton of people reach out yesterday that

<v Speaker 2>said they would love to hear the audio of our

<v Speaker 2>winner again from yesterday. Oh it was so sweet, which

<v Speaker 2>turned really sweet?

<v Speaker 4>Was it?

<v Speaker 1>Jen Jen and her her son Benjamin Benjamin who was

<v Speaker 1>in the service, and there was crying.

<v Speaker 2>It was very heartfelt. One of the best Fast five

<v Speaker 2>contestants we've had, and it brought a lot of people

<v Speaker 2>tears of joy. Actually, So sure, what we're gonna do

<v Speaker 2>is we're gonna try to pull that video off of

<v Speaker 2>our YouTube feed and we'll get that posted later today.

<v Speaker 1>Perfect.

<v Speaker 2>A lot of people want to see that again, so

<v Speaker 2>that'll be coming up. If you want to follow us Jeremy,

<v Speaker 2>Katy Josh on Facebook and Instagram. But right now, if

<v Speaker 2>you want to play to day's Fast five three o

<v Speaker 2>three six nine one sixteen forty nine, I'll get you

<v Speaker 2>in the studios, especially if you've never played before. We'll

<v Speaker 2>get you on the air and I'll start a ten

<v Speaker 2>second timer and Tashia a category and within ten seconds,

<v Speaker 2>you got to give me five things that have to

<v Speaker 2>do with that category. You think you can do that you've.

<v Speaker 3>Never played before.

<v Speaker 2>Call us three oh three, six nine one, sixteen forty nine.

<v Speaker 2>Give us some examples of ones we've done in the past.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, you tasked for things like five things that you

<v Speaker 1>would find in a shower ten seconds go. Also five

<v Speaker 1>different kinds of tacos. That was one of my favorites.

<v Speaker 1>And yes, Jen was the big winner yesterday and you

<v Speaker 1>so lovingly asked her to name five things that she

<v Speaker 1>loves about her son Benjamin. And that was part of

<v Speaker 1>the heartfelt awesome And then we all cried. We did.

<v Speaker 1>We tears of joy. But there's a.

<v Speaker 2>Lot of them. Yeah, it back. I want to play.

<v Speaker 2>Come on, we would love to meet you. Let's have

<v Speaker 2>a good time. Three oh three six nine one one

<v Speaker 2>mix three oh three six nine one sixteen forty nine.

<v Speaker 3>What are we playing for?

<v Speaker 1>You're winning some tickets to the award winning Broadway musical

<v Speaker 1>Hell's Kitchen. And that is a create and inspired by

<v Speaker 1>seventeen time Grammy Award winning Alicia Keys. So yeah, a

<v Speaker 1>great prize for grabs today when you win fast five.

<v Speaker 3>I like her. I do too. It's really good.

<v Speaker 2>All right, guys, if you get placed on hold, do

<v Speaker 2>not hang up. Our producer Josh, he's in the next room.

<v Speaker 2>He's getting you, guys handled, getting you put on hold,

<v Speaker 2>So do not hang up. Three oh three six nine

<v Speaker 2>one sixteen forty nine. We got Erica to start things off. Hi, Erica,

<v Speaker 2>Oh Hi, oh hey, what are you doing?

<v Speaker 5>Hey?

<v Speaker 11>School drop off?

<v Speaker 3>Nice?

<v Speaker 2>You want to give your kiddos a shout out?

<v Speaker 12>Uh?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah kids?

<v Speaker 12>Hi, I have baby and Liliana.

<v Speaker 2>Oh guys, really pretty names.

<v Speaker 3>Hi kiddos.

<v Speaker 2>What are you doing after you drop the kids off? Erica?

<v Speaker 13>And then I have two more to drop off?

<v Speaker 1>Oh good lord, lots of kiddos to drop off today?

<v Speaker 3>What are you doing after you drop them off?

<v Speaker 13>I am going to the Nugget night you are?

<v Speaker 2>Hey, Yeah, good for you. I hear they're pretty good.

<v Speaker 13>I've heard the same from you.

<v Speaker 12>Guys.

<v Speaker 1>They're ten in a row tonight.

<v Speaker 3>All right, Katie, let's go Nugget.

<v Speaker 2>Katie turns into a little tu train talking about the Nugget.

<v Speaker 2>All right, Erica, let's do some fast five with you.

<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give you an actor. Give me five movies.

<v Speaker 2>He's been in no sequels. Okay, can't name sequels. Ten seconds,

<v Speaker 2>give me five Robert Pattinson movies.

<v Speaker 13>Go Twilight, Yep, Batman, you.

<v Speaker 3>Bet, I know many many more. I'm not gonna get you.

<v Speaker 13>Were gonna say Robin Williams.

<v Speaker 11>At first, I was excited.

<v Speaker 1>That's a good one too.

<v Speaker 3>Missus doubt fire.

<v Speaker 2>Well, Erica, darn it, you didn't get it, but it

<v Speaker 2>was really nice talking to you.

<v Speaker 3>Have a fun at the game.

<v Speaker 13>Thank you later, g Nuggets.

<v Speaker 2>Britt Hi, Brittany, Hi, good morning, Hey girl. Hey, are

<v Speaker 2>you going to the Nuggets game too?

<v Speaker 13>I am, he copied me. I feel like I got

<v Speaker 13>to pick something different to talk about.

<v Speaker 2>That's all right, you want to hear Katie? Sound like

<v Speaker 2>a again, do it?

<v Speaker 3>Katie?

<v Speaker 1>Hey? You know, maybe Nicola Yo get to put up

<v Speaker 1>another triple double. He's just averaging them this season. No

<v Speaker 1>big deal, no big I hear he's pretty good. He's amazing.

<v Speaker 1>Is I mean? Don't you get me going?

<v Speaker 14>Do you know that?

<v Speaker 3>We know him? You know him, we know the joker.

<v Speaker 3>You want to hear it? Yeah, all right, here you go.

<v Speaker 3>How about that? Uh huh?

<v Speaker 13>Well, good job. I feel like that's an impression.

<v Speaker 11>Though you did that, Jeremy, that would be a good impression.

<v Speaker 2>I don't think I could pull that one off. We

<v Speaker 2>know Jamal Murray as well.

<v Speaker 1>Did you know that?

<v Speaker 13>No, my son just got a really cool jersey of him.

<v Speaker 2>All right, he'll like this, listen to this.

<v Speaker 13>Okay, good.

<v Speaker 1>Yay.

<v Speaker 2>So if you weren't if you weren't aware of Brittany.

<v Speaker 2>We're actually owned by Kronky by Ks, so we fall

<v Speaker 2>under the Cronky umbrella. So we do a lot with

<v Speaker 2>the nuggets and the abs and the rapids and all that,

<v Speaker 2>so we have access to that kind of stuff.

<v Speaker 1>Due we cornered them at the Christmas party and.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, face and say it said, hey, say something about

<v Speaker 2>j All right, britt enough about us. Let's do some

<v Speaker 2>fast five with you in ten seconds. Give me five

<v Speaker 2>local Denver forecasters, weather people.

<v Speaker 13>Go okay, Kathy Sabin, Lisa Hidalgo, the cute Danielle Grant,

<v Speaker 13>Oh you.

<v Speaker 1>Did pretty good. You got three. I love that you said.

<v Speaker 1>The cute daniel Grant, I love her.

<v Speaker 2>Hikai on five, and my personal favorite, Dave Frasier.

<v Speaker 12>Yeah, I was.

<v Speaker 13>Gonna kick at old school, but I couldn't think of

<v Speaker 13>Mike like Mike Nelson and Mike like old school.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Mike Nelson would have worked.

<v Speaker 3>He was a legend. She's no Dave Fraser.

<v Speaker 2>Though Fraser gets in your face and tells you about

<v Speaker 2>that snowstorm coming, He'll put you right in the face.

<v Speaker 3>Dave Frasier and taken names.

<v Speaker 2>Uh, Britt, Britt, you have a great day.

<v Speaker 3>You're a lot of fun.

<v Speaker 13>Okay, you two, Thank you?

<v Speaker 2>Good bye?

<v Speaker 3>Rich?

<v Speaker 4>Hello?

<v Speaker 3>Rich? Please? What are you doing?

<v Speaker 4>Uh? Dropping the kids off at school?

<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll give him a shout out.

<v Speaker 4>Dude, it's Matthew and Elizabeth. Say hi, I.

<v Speaker 1>Kidd I have a good day at school.

<v Speaker 3>Learn lots and lots and lots have fun at recess.

<v Speaker 2>What are you doing?

<v Speaker 4>He plays it all day long?

<v Speaker 2>Oh he's a smart kid. Is We're still trying to

<v Speaker 2>piece together a kid's version. Katie hasn't come up with

<v Speaker 2>a prize yet, so sorry, we haven't done it.

<v Speaker 1>I'm slacking.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll get her done.

<v Speaker 1>That's new, I promise.

<v Speaker 4>Oh he'll he'll be the first one to try.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we'll good. We'll get that lined up and.

<v Speaker 1>We'll get on it years once stop. I'm working on it.

<v Speaker 3>Maybe four years. We don't know.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, so Rich, no help from the kids, okay, no cheating.

<v Speaker 4>Okay.

<v Speaker 2>Your letter is pee like poo pooh pee pee. All right, okay,

<v Speaker 2>ten seconds. Give me five different drinks that start with

<v Speaker 2>that letter.

<v Speaker 4>Pee go, pineapple, juice, pop.

<v Speaker 15>Um, come on, so many, there's a ton I'm gonna

<v Speaker 15>hold on too that I might reuse it.

<v Speaker 2>Uh, buddy, it was nice talking to you and your kiddos.

<v Speaker 2>Have a great day, all right.

<v Speaker 4>You two said bye bye bye, Elizabeth.

<v Speaker 2>Oh they're so cute holding the longest we got.

<v Speaker 3>I think Danielle has been on there for a while.

<v Speaker 16>Hi Danielle, Hello, how are you well?

<v Speaker 2>We're super dupes.

<v Speaker 3>How are you?

<v Speaker 11>I'm so good. I'm so excited to be on the show.

<v Speaker 2>Well, we're happy to have you.

<v Speaker 3>You a first timer.

<v Speaker 11>I actually was on your show when I was a

<v Speaker 11>kid for the mind Vendor.

<v Speaker 2>A long time. Yes, I have Thank you so much.

<v Speaker 3>We really appreciate it. What are you doing to day?

<v Speaker 3>Anything fun?

<v Speaker 11>I stay at home mom, so I'm with my baby girl,

<v Speaker 11>Faith and my husband. He listens to the show all

<v Speaker 11>the time. Shout out to Evan.

<v Speaker 2>Hi Evan. Hey, yeah, good guy.

<v Speaker 3>That Evan, good guy.

<v Speaker 2>So stay at home mom. What's what's for dinner tonight?

<v Speaker 2>What are you making?

<v Speaker 11>I'm going to be making some Greek chicken. It should

<v Speaker 11>be pretty good.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, tomatoes and olives, colamado olives on it. Yes, you

<v Speaker 1>know it mouth is water. You know I love Greek chicken.

<v Speaker 2>Why don't you leave your husband, and I'll come move

<v Speaker 2>in with.

<v Speaker 1>You speaking his language and care, or you won't be

<v Speaker 1>able to get rid of him.

<v Speaker 2>He's an awkward giggling She's like, please don't come over,

<v Speaker 2>please please leave my family alone. There it is, Danielle.

<v Speaker 2>Are you ready to play fast five?

<v Speaker 11>I am ready, all right, my.

<v Speaker 2>Friend, in ten seconds, give me five famous billionaires.

<v Speaker 11>Go elon Musk Jeff Bezos, deep jobs, Katy Perry and Sift.

<v Speaker 3>All right, hold on, you said Katy Perry.

<v Speaker 11>And who Taylor Swift?

<v Speaker 2>Let's check on Katy Perry's status. I don't think she

<v Speaker 2>is a billionaire yet I know is she is?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Okay, Taylor Swift is a billionaire Katy Perry.

<v Speaker 2>Katy Perry's networth? Hey, Alexa, we need an Alexa in here.

<v Speaker 1>Not a billionaire between three hundred and sixty and four

<v Speaker 1>hundred million.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, she's got a waste, Danielle. Four so close? Nice

<v Speaker 2>meeting you. Enjoy your little Greek chicken tonight, Thanks for

<v Speaker 2>calling you.

<v Speaker 11>Nice to meet you.

<v Speaker 13>Guys.

<v Speaker 1>Why they need a winner?

<v Speaker 2>Jimmie, will you hurry up and win this stupid game?

<v Speaker 16>Hey? Hey, hey, I would love to I.

<v Speaker 2>Want you to win. Okay, now's the point in the

<v Speaker 2>show where I start repeating him.

<v Speaker 3>Your letter is pee like poo poo pee pee.

<v Speaker 2>In ten seconds, five drinks that start with the letter P.

<v Speaker 12>Go in a Colada pop Pineapple juice, pog Pineapple, Pineapple,

<v Speaker 12>orange shoes, Pineapple.

<v Speaker 2>Mixes, the work, Papa Smoothie, Pepsi, pumpkin spice lot.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, so many.

<v Speaker 3>It doesn't matter, you know what. You kind of rigged

<v Speaker 3>it there, but you won. He did.

<v Speaker 2>Just put pineapple in front of everything.

<v Speaker 1>It works.

<v Speaker 12>They were still drink.

<v Speaker 3>Hey, I drink them, Emily.

<v Speaker 1>I love pineapple orange. That's my favorite.

<v Speaker 3>That's one of the best.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Emily, you won past five today. Well we're gonna

<v Speaker 2>send you off to the DCPA and night out courtesy

<v Speaker 2>of Jeremy and Katie and Josh.

<v Speaker 3>So you go have some fun, all.

<v Speaker 12>Right, awesome, And Terry do a quick shout out to

<v Speaker 12>my son.

<v Speaker 1>No, no, absolutely, you can go ahead, Emily do it.

<v Speaker 12>You can, Okay, Riley, he's in first grade and he's amazing,

<v Speaker 12>all little Rye.

<v Speaker 1>Right, Riley, have a great day.

<v Speaker 2>Riley, go kick some butt, buddy. Okay, so good, all right, Emily.

<v Speaker 2>Speaking of our producer Josh, he's in the next room.

<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna put you on hold.

<v Speaker 2>He'll be the next person you talk to and he'll

<v Speaker 2>give you all the details on the prize.

<v Speaker 16>All right, thank you so much, having to day all

<v Speaker 16>you as.

<v Speaker 3>Well, Emily.

<v Speaker 2>That's how it's done, you guys, bringing smiles, laugh, laughs,

<v Speaker 2>and prizes courtesy of Fast five. And we'll play it

<v Speaker 2>again tomorrow morning, seven thirty.

<v Speaker 3>Right here, it makes one hundred over the how.

<v Speaker 2>Many many months that this show has been together. We

<v Speaker 2>give a lot of crap to Katie's daughter. She even

<v Speaker 2>has her own little song, Hey Hey Hey, maybe not

<v Speaker 2>actually came from one of our listeners. She loves that

<v Speaker 2>song too.

<v Speaker 3>Well, what's the naw up to now?

<v Speaker 1>Okay, So when she drives home from work, I always

<v Speaker 1>get to chat with her on the phone. It's like

<v Speaker 1>my favorite hour of the day.

<v Speaker 11>Right.

<v Speaker 1>So she takes a different way home because she wants

<v Speaker 1>to avoid the roundabout. She hates roundabouts with the passion.

<v Speaker 1>And it's because she says, when she goes up to him,

<v Speaker 1>it just confuses her immediately, she has no idea what

<v Speaker 1>to do. I know, Josh, I see your face right now,

<v Speaker 1>And that's exactly I was very stern like, honey, roundabout

<v Speaker 1>bouts are very easy. But I came in here and

<v Speaker 1>talked to you about it, Jeremy, and you were also

<v Speaker 1>like roundabouts. I hate that.

<v Speaker 2>I hate the roundabout. It's the worst, uh parking or

<v Speaker 2>driving structure ever invented.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I hate the rent and it's because people are

<v Speaker 1>so unsure, so they get up to the roundabout where

<v Speaker 1>you're not supposed to stop. He sees up and they hesitate.

<v Speaker 1>It's just so concerning the way everybody reacts to the roundabout,

<v Speaker 1>and so.

<v Speaker 3>That's the thing.

<v Speaker 2>You're supposed to just keep moving, constant flow.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but everyone breaks.

<v Speaker 1>And I like the roundabout because it's kind of fun, right.

<v Speaker 1>I think it's a fun way to I enjoy it.

<v Speaker 1>But anyway, talking to the baby Nana, I'm like, so,

<v Speaker 1>you know, if you come across the roundabout, what.

<v Speaker 3>Do you do?

<v Speaker 1>Why is it so confusing to you? And these are

<v Speaker 1>her exact words, and I had to stop because she said, well, Mom,

<v Speaker 1>what I do is I get up to the roundabout

<v Speaker 1>and then I clench my buttthole, I close my eyes

<v Speaker 1>and I pray what.

<v Speaker 3>A filthy mouth should.

<v Speaker 1>But still like that is her process, that is her mind,

<v Speaker 1>and I was like, honey, first of all, don't close

<v Speaker 1>her eyes ever when you drive right, Relax, it's.

<v Speaker 2>Gonna be fine.

<v Speaker 3>He just hurt yourself.

<v Speaker 1>We're just that And it made me laugh so hard.

<v Speaker 1>But then I quickly got into mom mode and said,

<v Speaker 1>do not close your eyes when you're going through the roundabout.

<v Speaker 1>Last thing you want to do. It freaks her out

<v Speaker 1>so much that she just says it is a Jesus

<v Speaker 1>take the wheel kind of moment, and she hoped she

<v Speaker 1>gets to the other side of that roundabout unscathed. And

<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, the.

<v Speaker 3>Get to the.

<v Speaker 1>Roundabout, I know, and she is the same. I have

<v Speaker 1>to remember when I was teaching the nana how to drive,

<v Speaker 1>we were just going around like a circle, right, Like

<v Speaker 1>it was a road that was like a round a house,

<v Speaker 1>and so we were just going around the same road,

<v Speaker 1>trying to teach her the ins and outs of driving.

<v Speaker 1>And we get to this boulder that's I don't know,

<v Speaker 1>probably about the size of a microwave, right, and we

<v Speaker 1>get up to it and she's like, so I can

<v Speaker 1>just run over that thing, right, And I was like, oh, God.

<v Speaker 3>For it, honey.

<v Speaker 2>She learned from you. The worst driver I've ever heard

<v Speaker 2>in my life.

<v Speaker 1>That's such a.

<v Speaker 3>Upside. You speed the parking.

<v Speaker 2>Lot, stop side.

<v Speaker 1>It doesn't count. It doesn't care.

<v Speaker 3>All of you think I'm making this out.

<v Speaker 1>It does not count.

<v Speaker 3>What about eleven when we're leaving the station and there's

<v Speaker 3>two of.

<v Speaker 2>Them that you blow through in the depot parking area,

<v Speaker 2>Nobody come on. So I hate the roundabout mostly because

<v Speaker 2>of your daughter, and she's not the only one.

<v Speaker 3>Nobody knows how to use the roundabout.

<v Speaker 2>There's one down by me that they had to like

<v Speaker 2>do major modifications to because the amount of people that

<v Speaker 2>just went straight and and they were like essentially jumping

<v Speaker 2>the middle part of the roundabouts. They were getting it,

<v Speaker 2>they were ramping it, going up and over it. It happened.

<v Speaker 2>I mean, there was a post every day on next

<v Speaker 2>door about somebody jumping the roundabout because they.

<v Speaker 3>Just had no idea how to do it.

<v Speaker 1>Jesus.

<v Speaker 2>And the second is man, I don't know who designed it,

<v Speaker 2>but there's a home depot down by me and they

<v Speaker 2>just did major reconstruction on the roads.

<v Speaker 3>Get this.

<v Speaker 2>You thought the single roundabout was bad, this one has

<v Speaker 2>double roundabouts. And you've got to pay close attention because

<v Speaker 2>a couple of them send you off onto the highway. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>they send you off onto four to seventy. Yeah, and

<v Speaker 2>then another one will send you down like a frontage road.

<v Speaker 2>And there's been so many people that just stop and

<v Speaker 2>they have no idea what to do, and then it

<v Speaker 2>just backs everything up.

<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>And the second horrible thing about the double roundabout right

<v Speaker 2>outside of home depot, they did not think this through.

<v Speaker 2>You got these dudes that roll in there in their

<v Speaker 2>pick them up trucks, huh, you know, leaving with fifty

<v Speaker 2>two by fours drywall, you name it, sticking out of

<v Speaker 2>their truck. Yeah, and they go to have to do

<v Speaker 2>double roundabouts with all that stuff. The amount of times

<v Speaker 2>I've seen stuff flipped out onto the road because they're

<v Speaker 2>taking the roundabout too fast with their load and it's

<v Speaker 2>all over the road.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why who designed this now? And they say that

<v Speaker 1>roundabouts are supposed to help with the flow of traffic

<v Speaker 1>and make things easier, and I've never seen them make

<v Speaker 1>things easier. And in fact, yeah, I come across this

<v Speaker 1>a lot where people just don't even know how to

<v Speaker 1>operate in them.

<v Speaker 3>She's got to be a better way. Yeah. How is

<v Speaker 3>her driving record?

<v Speaker 7>Though?

<v Speaker 2>She pretty she's great, she's good.

<v Speaker 3>She's the one little.

<v Speaker 1>Thing, yeah, like the roundabout is the one thing that

<v Speaker 1>she just doesn't again, when she wants to, like get

<v Speaker 1>in front of somebody, she doesn't cut them off. And

<v Speaker 1>for the longest time she would say, excuse me, bestie,

<v Speaker 1>excuse me. So she's very nice to other drivers, not

<v Speaker 1>like me.

<v Speaker 2>Does she say that when she and t bows It's never.

<v Speaker 1>Been in that Situation's good driver? Were closed? The worst

<v Speaker 1>l L O M G.

<v Speaker 3>YEA bless her?

<v Speaker 14>Oh no, no takes one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Speaking of flights and getting on an airplane, Katie had

<v Speaker 2>a funny observation with one of our coworkers recently.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I was in the kitchen and somebody came

<v Speaker 1>up to me and they're like, Katie, what are you

<v Speaker 1>doing here at eleven thirty in the morning. All the

<v Speaker 1>other morning shows are drunk by know that's true, It

<v Speaker 1>really is.

<v Speaker 2>We immediately leave the radio station and get drunk.

<v Speaker 1>Well, we have a different schedule than most people, you know,

<v Speaker 1>and so like our noon is really nine o'clock. So

<v Speaker 1>we just got to thinking, and you know, we started

<v Speaker 1>talking about where it is completely acceptable to be drunk

<v Speaker 1>by nine ten o'clock. In the morning, and one of

<v Speaker 1>the things that came up was a plane. Right, Like people,

<v Speaker 1>especially if you're afraid of flying. I know a lot

<v Speaker 1>of people who go to the bar tip a few

<v Speaker 1>back before they get on the plane. Then they just

<v Speaker 1>pass out in their seats so they don't have to

<v Speaker 1>experience any of it.

<v Speaker 2>I hate flying. I am not a fan. And yeah,

<v Speaker 2>like I would go straight to the bar probably, yeah,

<v Speaker 2>and get my drink on. Absolutely, So that is a

<v Speaker 2>funny observation. We are going to open up the phone lines.

<v Speaker 2>Would love your calls and comments.

<v Speaker 3>This is just silly.

<v Speaker 2>And our office is better than your office because this

<v Speaker 2>is what we talk about.

<v Speaker 1>It's what we get to do.

<v Speaker 2>When is it appropriate to be drunk at nine am?

<v Speaker 2>Ten am? Where can you be drunk? And everyone's like,

<v Speaker 2>that's fine, it totally fine. Sound off three O three

<v Speaker 2>six nine one one mix three oh three six nine

<v Speaker 2>one sixteen forty nine. Phone lines are wide open. Huh,

<v Speaker 2>this isn't difficult, and it's just so silly. And why

<v Speaker 2>do I feel like you were consistently the drunk one

<v Speaker 2>on the plane?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's so funny. Like when I did Part take,

<v Speaker 1>that's one place I always had to before I got

<v Speaker 1>on the plane. I'm a nervous flyer, you know. I Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>I'm a nervous flyer. That's a way to put it.

<v Speaker 1>So I would go and hang out for a couple

<v Speaker 1>hours in a bar before I went and got on

<v Speaker 1>a plane, and you know, i'd eat something and stuff too,

<v Speaker 1>so there'd be you know, a little bit of lolly dagging.

<v Speaker 1>But I just I don't know. I think that the

<v Speaker 1>plane is a good place for you to tip them

<v Speaker 1>on back.

<v Speaker 2>And typically that's like the start of a vacation or

<v Speaker 2>something too, typically unless you're on I got.

<v Speaker 3>On a business trip. Yeah, even I got a fly

<v Speaker 3>into side, give me some shots.

<v Speaker 1>Even if it's not you being afraid, like you just

<v Speaker 1>getting things going. That's also a really good reason. You

<v Speaker 1>just have to make sure you can walk on the plane.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So where can you be drunk at nine ten am?

<v Speaker 2>And it's perfectly fine? Three oh three six nine one

<v Speaker 2>sixteen forty nine. Mine is a simple one word answer.

<v Speaker 3>Iowa.

<v Speaker 2>I got a lot of family out Iowa, and you know,

<v Speaker 2>when we are out there, it's it's not unusual to

<v Speaker 2>walk down, you know, from your bedroom at the inn

<v Speaker 2>lass house and they're cracking open to butt light at

<v Speaker 2>nine am, getting ready to start the day in Iowa, and.

<v Speaker 1>Do they do it just well, you're there, that's just

<v Speaker 1>Iowa living.

<v Speaker 2>Well, it could be maybe her family has a drinking yeah.

<v Speaker 3>A little bit about it.

<v Speaker 2>No, I feel like that's a little bit of all

<v Speaker 2>of Iowa. Yeah, you know, you're just out, you know,

<v Speaker 2>in the field all day, so you're like, well, might

<v Speaker 2>as well get drunk. The second location, I think we

<v Speaker 2>would be perfectly fine to be drunk at nine am

<v Speaker 2>is if you are throwing a like a yard sail

<v Speaker 2>garage type situation when you're having to deal with the

<v Speaker 2>public for the entire day, you got all your stuff out,

<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be sitting there in your garage for eight hours.

<v Speaker 2>I think I'm gonna crack a cold one open.

<v Speaker 1>You probably want to hide it though, so you know,

<v Speaker 1>you know what, by.

<v Speaker 2>Just take that, that's the best part about it, because

<v Speaker 2>by eleven you're like, just make me an offer, and

<v Speaker 2>all your crap has gone by the end.

<v Speaker 1>Of the day, I'll pay you to take it.

<v Speaker 3>Actually.

<v Speaker 2>Good Hi Amelia, welcome to the show.

<v Speaker 13>Hello, good morning, well, good.

<v Speaker 3>Morning to you.

<v Speaker 2>Thank you for calling. So when is it perfectly fine

<v Speaker 2>to be drunk at nine am?

<v Speaker 13>Come on any brunch, any brunch, laurette, bachelorette, brunch.

<v Speaker 4>I'm a brunch aholic.

<v Speaker 2>I feel like you're drunk right now, Mama. You might

<v Speaker 2>need to call a hot line like you.

<v Speaker 1>It's got all kinds of us.

<v Speaker 3>How about whiskey whiskey girl too?

<v Speaker 13>Oh you know what?

<v Speaker 3>What?

<v Speaker 4>Why not?

<v Speaker 1>Why not whiskey woman? Let's go.

<v Speaker 2>It's eight thirty eight. You better get on it.

<v Speaker 3>You can be tanked by nine all right?

<v Speaker 2>Right, all right, so brunch, We're just gonna add brunch

<v Speaker 2>to the rest brunch it coming Saturday.

<v Speaker 13>I'll be dune.

<v Speaker 2>It's time doctors orders. Yeah, all right, Emelia, we're gonna

<v Speaker 2>let you enter liver go enjoy your morning.

<v Speaker 11>All right, all right, thank you?

<v Speaker 2>Bye, Shannon, Yeah, yeah, Hi, good morning.

<v Speaker 12>Sing.

<v Speaker 2>Well when is it perfectly fine to be tanked by

<v Speaker 2>nine am?

<v Speaker 14>I'm not a big drinker, but my kid's soccer tournaments

<v Speaker 14>and baseball tournaments, I'm done potman beer.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've been to a lot of those, and yeah

<v Speaker 2>there's typically a dad there with a cooler on eels. Definitely,

<v Speaker 2>And you know, by nine thirty he's handing out the

<v Speaker 2>natty lights.

<v Speaker 14>Yeah, all the parents just getting down while we start with,

<v Speaker 14>you know, something easy, and then by the end of

<v Speaker 14>the day we're just all done.

<v Speaker 2>It's something easy, like a like a truly yeah, like.

<v Speaker 16>A white claw.

<v Speaker 14>You go, maybe you bring some emosas to start with.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, by the end of the day, it's moonshine, hot shots.

<v Speaker 14>In the coffee.

<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, go play your soccer.

<v Speaker 3>Mommy's drunk. Go play your little game.

<v Speaker 14>Okay, help It helps to day go by faster.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's funny, Shannon, and you nail you totally kneel.

<v Speaker 3>But thank you for the.

<v Speaker 14>Call today, no problem, by bye bye.

<v Speaker 3>And Josh, you had a good woman.

<v Speaker 2>In regards to sports too, well, yeah, golf courses, I

<v Speaker 2>mean you gotta be tanked at six a m. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>come on, they make those special the golf sticks that

<v Speaker 2>you can pee in.

<v Speaker 3>What are the golf stick?

<v Speaker 2>What are the the cutter club? That is not I

<v Speaker 2>don't think that you've never seen the golf stick you

<v Speaker 2>can pee in.

<v Speaker 3>I haven't.

<v Speaker 2>Actually, how do I know this?

<v Speaker 6>And you're the sports guy, because there's a whole field,

<v Speaker 6>the whole place is you're you're.

<v Speaker 2>You've got to get the golf stick that you can

<v Speaker 2>pee in. You like, unscrew the top and you can.

<v Speaker 3>You know, I've seen those for beer to bring your

<v Speaker 3>own alcohol.

<v Speaker 2>No, I've seen the ones you can pee in too.

<v Speaker 2>Right into it.

<v Speaker 1>I love how you called it a golf it's the

<v Speaker 1>golf stick. It's a euro club, is what it is.

<v Speaker 1>A discreete portable. You're an old designed for male.

<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

<v Speaker 1>So you're right. It's an actual golf club.

<v Speaker 3>And I don't play golf.

<v Speaker 1>That's so funny, I Jeremy knowing something about sports.

<v Speaker 2>I told you. I'm tapped into the golf sticks.

<v Speaker 3>Tap it.

<v Speaker 2>Nutella made history during the Artemis two moon mission unexpected

<v Speaker 2>milestone on Monday, when it floated through NASA's Orion capsules.

<v Speaker 2>The four astronauts reached the farthest since humans have ever

<v Speaker 2>traveled into space. Uh there was there's the video. There's

<v Speaker 2>the astronauts floating around, and then there goes a big

<v Speaker 2>old jar Nutella floating by. I love how you call

<v Speaker 2>it new tella.

<v Speaker 1>I call it.

<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah, you're probably right.

<v Speaker 1>It's pretty fun, though. You make it more fun.

<v Speaker 2>It really is. It's not like that old old teller.

<v Speaker 2>How do you say it? Tell it is not Ella.

<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'll just call it nut Ella.

<v Speaker 3>Please don't.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're not making it better.

<v Speaker 2>People are calling it the ultimate space ad, the greatest

<v Speaker 2>product placement in history. Not Ella responded on socials, saying

<v Speaker 2>it was honored to have traveled further than any other

<v Speaker 2>spread in history. Good job, Tella. I'm surprised that they

<v Speaker 2>brought that up there. I feel like they'd want to

<v Speaker 2>keep the astronauts healthy and nut Tella is consistently on

<v Speaker 2>every list of the worst foods you can eat. It's

<v Speaker 2>up there with Oreos and Teddygram.

<v Speaker 1>It's portable and dang is it tasty.

<v Speaker 2>I've ever been a fan.

<v Speaker 1>I love it. I love that hazel nut flavor though,

<v Speaker 1>like the Ferrero Share candies are my favorite. So I

<v Speaker 1>love hazel nut and that's all Ella?

<v Speaker 3>Is that?

<v Speaker 2>Not Ella?

<v Speaker 1>Not Ella?

<v Speaker 2>We are professionals. People don't try this at home. We

<v Speaker 2>talked for a living. How about this guy. This is

<v Speaker 2>a guy that you should have married, Katie. His name

<v Speaker 2>is Brownie.

<v Speaker 1>I love him.

<v Speaker 2>Already going viral on the old Tiki Taki because dude

<v Speaker 2>went through a McDonald's drive through ordered an egg McMuffin,

<v Speaker 2>and then he ordered eleven big breakfasts with hot cakes,

<v Speaker 2>those big meals that they have eleven of them, and

<v Speaker 2>people are saying, this guy is rude, he's a jerk,

<v Speaker 2>and that should have been an inside order. No, you

<v Speaker 2>don't do that through the drive through.

<v Speaker 3>You don't.

<v Speaker 2>And it was funny because the kid taking the order

<v Speaker 2>was shocked first of all, and then he had to

<v Speaker 2>get manager approval for that many hotcakes through the drive

<v Speaker 2>for audio.

<v Speaker 7>I'm gonna cert me today.

<v Speaker 8>I need uh egg McMuffin, and I need eleven big

<v Speaker 8>breakfast with the hotcakes.

<v Speaker 7>He said, eleven big breakfast.

<v Speaker 3>Eleven yes, all right, just a warning.

<v Speaker 7>That will take probably a while.

<v Speaker 8>Well, I got eight hungry kids at the house, so yeah,

<v Speaker 8>that's cool bro.

<v Speaker 7>Yeah. Second, I need manager approval.

<v Speaker 9>Need manager approval.

<v Speaker 3>No, that'll be it.

<v Speaker 7>If you're looking at eighty three four the next.

<v Speaker 3>One eighty three? Okay?

<v Speaker 2>Guy was he smoking a pack? I think it was

<v Speaker 2>probably because they thought maybe it was like a hoax.

<v Speaker 2>You do the order and then you take off, you know,

<v Speaker 2>so it's like, we got to get approval for this.

<v Speaker 1>I it just blows my mind that they've never came

<v Speaker 1>across eleven breakfast meals. I remember going order the drive

<v Speaker 1>when I was a kid, and we go through the

<v Speaker 1>drive through. McDonald's had four hamburgers for a dollar, and

<v Speaker 1>I'm not kiddy, my mom would order forty ham Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>I mean we've gone in the drive through with the

<v Speaker 2>full of kids, you know, yeah, and you make a

<v Speaker 2>big order.

<v Speaker 1>And they tell you, could you please go ahead to

<v Speaker 1>that first parking spot so we can get everybody else's

<v Speaker 1>food out and then it doesn't get cold, and we

<v Speaker 1>work on your order like there's ways you do it.

<v Speaker 1>I just this shocked me that that made this order

<v Speaker 1>person so upset that he ordered eleven big breakfast more

<v Speaker 1>shocked than.

<v Speaker 2>He spent eighty three dollars and thirty four cents.

<v Speaker 1>Things are expensive.

<v Speaker 2>And I also want you to go today, Katie and

<v Speaker 2>recreate this order and with the same voice, I gotta

<v Speaker 2>get there before breastcake meals.

<v Speaker 1>Why don't you forget that mc loven You know that's

<v Speaker 1>Dad's all right.

<v Speaker 2>The Michael Jackson biopic Michael It had to go through

<v Speaker 2>fifteen million dollars worth of editing and reshoots because they

<v Speaker 2>had to remove all the references to the whole molestation

<v Speaker 2>scandal that Michael laid through, which is a huge part

<v Speaker 2>of his career in life.

<v Speaker 3>They had to remove it all.

<v Speaker 2>Now it turns out that Michael's settlement with the alleged

<v Speaker 2>victim his name was Jordan, included a clause that barred

<v Speaker 2>any depiction or mention of Jordan in a movie. You

<v Speaker 2>think they would have maybe looked into that before they

<v Speaker 2>started shooting this movie.

<v Speaker 1>I mean, the drama behind making this movie is a

<v Speaker 1>movie in itself. I spend so much drama with the

<v Speaker 1>family and now.

<v Speaker 2>This and uh yeah cost him fifteen million now now

<v Speaker 2>to go back and reshoot a bunch of stuff. And

<v Speaker 2>then they say, Janets not even in it. Janet Jackson.

<v Speaker 1>They gotten a huge five with Janet any thing when

<v Speaker 1>they had the viewing party for the family, and but here,

<v Speaker 1>I will tell you what, with everything going on, it

<v Speaker 1>makes me want to.

<v Speaker 2>Watch this bi unless you're Janet Jackson.

<v Speaker 1>She's probably not gonna watch that. I'm not gonna wonder.

<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you, I'm not gonna watch Tell him, Janet,

<v Speaker 1>I'm not even just stand up and say it with you.

<v Speaker 1>I'm kidding. I'm not gonna want Yeah, you are you

<v Speaker 1>should be all girls say it.

<v Speaker 3>A little bit louder.

<v Speaker 1>Yet straight from the mountain. Yet want to thank you.

<v Speaker 3>Official statement from Janet Jack.

<v Speaker 2>Love you, Janet, We do.

<v Speaker 6>This is a really cool the Utah Mammoth, which are

<v Speaker 6>the rivals of the Colorado Avalanche, and we don't like them,

<v Speaker 6>but they did something very interesting, Janet. They did something

<v Speaker 6>very interesting last night. They unveiled the new zamboni that

<v Speaker 6>they have that cleans the ice in between periods. And

<v Speaker 6>it's called the Zamoth because it is now shaped like

<v Speaker 6>a wooly mammoth, so the whole thing comes out and

<v Speaker 6>they debuted it last night around the ice as it

<v Speaker 6>looks with these two huge tusks a trunk kitty.

<v Speaker 3>Look at this thing.

<v Speaker 1>It's kind of amazing.

<v Speaker 6>It's really I hate the mammoth, but what they did.

<v Speaker 6>I've never seen someone design a zamboni to be something

<v Speaker 6>different than what it is.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and.

<v Speaker 6>Pretty impressive. And the name the zamoth, Zamboni and mammoth

<v Speaker 6>put together. Come on, that's kind of cool.

<v Speaker 3>I kind of like it. Still like that, Janet, Janet,

<v Speaker 3>what do you think of the zamoth?

<v Speaker 2>Janet?

<v Speaker 1>Don't like it?

<v Speaker 3>Okay?

<v Speaker 1>Does Janet? Like the Colorado Rockies. Do you she's alone

<v Speaker 1>on that because Monday Night the Colorado Rockies they won,

<v Speaker 1>but no one was really there to see it. So

<v Speaker 1>the team's reporting that Monday night's attendance was the lowest

<v Speaker 1>enfranchise history outside of the COVID years, just over sixteen

<v Speaker 1>thy three hundred fans we're at Course Field. That's not good.

<v Speaker 1>That's not a good look for the team, but it

<v Speaker 1>is kind of a good look for the fans because

<v Speaker 1>we've been calling for this for years. I mean, if

<v Speaker 1>you want to see a change, you got to stop

<v Speaker 1>going to the games. And they didn't go Monday night.

<v Speaker 2>My wife wants to take the kids out there because

<v Speaker 2>we've never taken them down to Course Field. I was like,

<v Speaker 2>wait till mid season. At some point, they're just going

<v Speaker 2>to open up the gates.

<v Speaker 3>And let you walk in.

<v Speaker 2>They're not even going to cost us anything.

<v Speaker 3>They'll pay you to go. Please come.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah exactly, So go Rockies. We still love you.

<v Speaker 1>But if not a good mark, can I say ICPS

<v Speaker 1>come into town just real quick for all the Juggalo

<v Speaker 1>fans out there. You want September twelfth, that mission bar

<v Speaker 1>definitely our audience.

<v Speaker 2>Come on insane clown, Posse's juggle lit.

<v Speaker 1>Oh dude, come on. Zolway's dad was a huge ICP fan,

<v Speaker 1>and I know that there's a big crowd of them

<v Speaker 1>in the Mile High City, so I just wanted to

<v Speaker 1>point out they're back on tour coming to town September twelfth,

<v Speaker 1>Mission Ballroom. You're right, and we'll Okay, let's get to

<v Speaker 1>something people are really talking about. Huh, the Central Platte

<v Speaker 1>Valley gondola. This has been in the news for a

<v Speaker 1>few months now, but now they're proposing it as part

<v Speaker 1>of that downtown transit network. So what it's gonna do

<v Speaker 1>is really transform the way people move between the downtown

<v Speaker 1>core and the central city neighborhoods. So the way they

<v Speaker 1>envision it is it's going to ride across I twenty

<v Speaker 1>five and the South Platte River and then over the

<v Speaker 1>railroad tracks.

<v Speaker 2>Fun and it's.

<v Speaker 1>Gonna make it between Union Station and Lower Highland. That

<v Speaker 1>walk's only going to be three minutes from Union Station

<v Speaker 1>all the way to the Lower Highland area, so it's

<v Speaker 1>gonna be walkable access to the Sunnyside and Highland neighborhoods.

<v Speaker 1>And it's so funny if you're reading these stories online

<v Speaker 1>right now, it is pretty split on how people are

<v Speaker 1>thinking about this one. It would be awesome to have

<v Speaker 1>a gondola service in our downtown area that shuttles people

<v Speaker 1>across the downtown spectrum.

<v Speaker 2>Now, safe and convenience.

<v Speaker 3>Safe and convenient.

<v Speaker 1>But there's a lot of things that could happen.

<v Speaker 3>Right I have a few ideas.

<v Speaker 1>You too many beers, people taking advantage of it. It

<v Speaker 1>always happened, So hopefully they're able to police out a

<v Speaker 1>little bit more and it won't be a problem.

<v Speaker 2>Once you're up there at two am, you're leaving the

<v Speaker 2>bars or whatever, You're gonna pee all over the inside

<v Speaker 2>of that gun.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, I've been leaving. I've left bars plenty of times

<v Speaker 1>when I've been out hanging out downtown. Never did I

<v Speaker 1>want to just urinate everything.

<v Speaker 2>The lightrail you go on there urin ag.

<v Speaker 1>Just an uncontrollable feeling.

<v Speaker 2>When you're in the shower, you're like, I gotta go

<v Speaker 2>wait a minute, you're gonna pee all over the gun.

<v Speaker 1>You can hold it, like that's an option at two am.

<v Speaker 1>You can hold it.

<v Speaker 2>Leave him what's down there? I don't even know what's

<v Speaker 2>down The sports calumn did they close in?

<v Speaker 1>They did? Yeah, So you're not for I think Lotos

<v Speaker 1>is there giggling Blake Street taverns coming back. It's different.

<v Speaker 3>But Cooper's Town whiskey roll.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, there's plenty of reasons.

<v Speaker 2>And you're gonna have people doing the nasty.

<v Speaker 1>I get that said.

<v Speaker 3>You're gonna do the nasty.

<v Speaker 1>You're gonna but up there totally. All these things are illegal.

<v Speaker 1>So if you do this then you get caught. Getting caught,

<v Speaker 1>that's a felony. You're doing that outside.

<v Speaker 2>You got to do it on the slide if you

<v Speaker 2>get caught, No challenge exception.

<v Speaker 1>No, that's not the challenge you want. No, no, no, no,

<v Speaker 1>no no no.

<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go down and get drunk on purpose just

<v Speaker 2>to go on the gondola and you'reinate and make out

<v Speaker 2>with somebody.

<v Speaker 1>Wow, there's your high.

<v Speaker 3>What do you think about that?

<v Speaker 16>Channet, She's got the mic, the moxie, and a brand

<v Speaker 16>full of doctor phillery runs.

<v Speaker 1>She's on me back a duct on a JOm bug.

<v Speaker 1>But can you take down Katie?

<v Speaker 8>In pop culture?

<v Speaker 3>SmackDown?

<v Speaker 1>This is Katie crush?

<v Speaker 2>It certainly is.

<v Speaker 3>It looks like Casey made it through this morning.

<v Speaker 16>Hi CAZy, good morning.

<v Speaker 2>Well, good morning to you, your little ray of sunshine.

<v Speaker 3>What are you doing today?

<v Speaker 1>So excited?

<v Speaker 16>I have the day off, so I just sat down

<v Speaker 16>with a dog park and I'm avoiding chores by talking

<v Speaker 16>to you all.

<v Speaker 3>I love that. Why do you have the day off?

<v Speaker 16>Just my normal day off?

<v Speaker 7>Oh?

<v Speaker 3>Okay, what do you do for a living?

<v Speaker 16>I'm a retail manager.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, enjoy that day off.

<v Speaker 2>What retail?

<v Speaker 3>What retail?

<v Speaker 2>Big tech company, big Amazon?

<v Speaker 4>Uh no, it might be.

<v Speaker 16>With a spruit maybe or something like that. Back pocket, Yes.

<v Speaker 3>You get out of my back pocket.

<v Speaker 1>I do love your products though.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah. What location are you at at?

<v Speaker 16>Flatirons?

<v Speaker 3>Okay, excellent, We'll enjoy your day off. Sweet Cacy. Do

<v Speaker 3>you have kiddo's or anything? You married?

<v Speaker 16>I do two little ones and I am two littles.

<v Speaker 3>Do you want to give your family a shout out?

<v Speaker 3>We'll make this a podcast.

<v Speaker 16>Oh my god, I love this. Hi domb hi jojo,

<v Speaker 16>Hi col h.

<v Speaker 1>Are they all off at school and work in they are?

<v Speaker 16>Yeah?

<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I really do have the day to yourself.

<v Speaker 16>You I do so yeah? I love it.

<v Speaker 3>Excellent.

<v Speaker 2>Well, let's play some Katie crush. I'm gonna give you

<v Speaker 2>and Katie the same five pop culture trivia questions. Best

<v Speaker 2>out of five wins. Ties go to Katie because she

<v Speaker 2>made up the rules.

<v Speaker 16>Katie.

<v Speaker 3>Anything you want to say to Casey.

<v Speaker 1>Oh no, good luck. I hope we can add to

<v Speaker 1>your amazing day. But I will bring it, Casey, just so.

<v Speaker 12>You know, I love it.

<v Speaker 3>I love one of these days. I want you to go.

<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna kick your butt. You're so free.

<v Speaker 2>Never Casey, Now you be the mean one and tell

<v Speaker 2>Katie to leave the studio.

<v Speaker 13>Kat leaving.

<v Speaker 3>Cherry on top.

<v Speaker 2>Alright, get ay, get any Okay, she's running out, Casey.

<v Speaker 2>She goes into a room that sound proof, she can't

<v Speaker 2>hear anything. I come up with the questions, so there's

<v Speaker 2>no cheating. I'll give you the questions and then we'll

<v Speaker 2>find out if you're right or wrong once we bring

<v Speaker 2>Katie back into the studio. Okay, sounds awesome, It is awesome.

<v Speaker 4>All right.

<v Speaker 2>Here's your first question for the crush. What was the

<v Speaker 2>name of the hot teacher in the movie Billy Madisonica?

<v Speaker 3>All right, no cheating, you better be googling.

<v Speaker 16>No, no, I had to think of the song.

<v Speaker 3>That's right. Good job.

<v Speaker 2>All right, here's your second question, what makeup company has

<v Speaker 2>been making their customers sell their stuff for over sixty

<v Speaker 2>years and they even have parties dedicated to it.

<v Speaker 13>Mary kay m to the k.

<v Speaker 3>Here's your third question.

<v Speaker 2>What online game started in two thousand and five had

<v Speaker 2>players create Penguin avatars that explored, played mini games, and

<v Speaker 2>socialized in a snowy Arctic themed world.

<v Speaker 3>That's a long question.

<v Speaker 16>That is a long question, and I played it. I

<v Speaker 16>think let's just go Penguin Island.

<v Speaker 2>Penguin Island sounds like a dating show or something.

<v Speaker 12>Right.

<v Speaker 3>Here's your fourth question for Katie Crush.

<v Speaker 2>What Disney movie brought us the characters Charlie Conway and

<v Speaker 2>Gordon Bombay up? All right, I'll put you down for

<v Speaker 2>up and your fifth and final question, what is the

<v Speaker 2>name of Morty's sister on the show Rick and Morty?

<v Speaker 16>Ooh uh Samantha.

<v Speaker 12>Oh that was rough.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you kind of seized up on those last two.

<v Speaker 2>But tell you what, what was the name of the

<v Speaker 2>hot teacher in the movie Billy Madison?

<v Speaker 11>Uh?

<v Speaker 1>Veronica vaugh That Veronic.

<v Speaker 2>Cavoney cavan is one nice piece of Casey, you said, Veronica.

<v Speaker 2>Second question, what makeup company has been making their customers

<v Speaker 2>sell their stuff for about sixty years, and they even

<v Speaker 2>have parties dedicated to.

<v Speaker 1>It, like Mary Kay Okay, yeah, Casey.

<v Speaker 2>Casey, guess what you said, Mary Kay too yesterday.

<v Speaker 3>What are you doing right now, Casey, You're very distracted.

<v Speaker 16>I know, I'm just hoping to get the next three long.

<v Speaker 2>Katie Went Online games started in five had players create

<v Speaker 2>Penguin avatars to explore, play mini games, and socialize in

<v Speaker 2>a snowy Arctic themed world.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my kid was addicted to Club Penguin back in

<v Speaker 1>the day.

<v Speaker 3>Macy.

<v Speaker 2>You were so close, you said, Penguin Island.

<v Speaker 1>Oh that was close. That was really close, right, Casey,

<v Speaker 1>It was so close and I played it too.

<v Speaker 13>Oh.

<v Speaker 2>Fourth question, what Disney movie brought us the characters Charlie

<v Speaker 2>Conway and Gordon Bombay.

<v Speaker 1>Gordy the fine me It's Mighty Ducks. I love that

<v Speaker 1>movie so much.

<v Speaker 3>Jasey, you said up darn it.

<v Speaker 2>Oh that movie makes me cry every time I watch it, though,

<v Speaker 2>every time when his wife dies. Oh brutal, all right.

<v Speaker 2>Fifth and final question, what is the name of Morty's

<v Speaker 2>sister on Rick and Morty.

<v Speaker 1>I love that show. It's a of course sister is

<v Speaker 1>summer summer.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've scribbled Samantha or something. I don't know.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, you didn't get no, you did.

<v Speaker 1>I love the questions today.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, listen, you don't have to gloat. You don't have to.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah one Katie Crush today a nuts, Casey, she killed you.

<v Speaker 16>Thank you all so much to talk to.

<v Speaker 1>Casey.

<v Speaker 2>Hey, listen, you're so in with your day off today,

<v Speaker 2>go enjoy it.

<v Speaker 16>I am, I am, and y'all are the best. Can

<v Speaker 16>I just tell you every morning with my kids, every

<v Speaker 16>morning on the way to work, you guys just lift

<v Speaker 16>me up. So I appreciate y'all so much.

<v Speaker 1>Thanks, can you day? You're the besk you.

<v Speaker 2>Casey, Katie sen Casey Ars.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, what's your venmo girl?

<v Speaker 2>I go to the movie Katie, Casey.

<v Speaker 3>Very nice meeting you.

<v Speaker 2>Thank you for listening for so much, and you have

<v Speaker 2>a great little uh Wednesday.

<v Speaker 16>All right, all right, bye y'all.

<v Speaker 2>Bye bye sweets.

<v Speaker 1>I just want to roll her up and putter in

<v Speaker 1>my pocket. Yeah yeah, so Cube, there you go.

<v Speaker 2>We'll play Katie Crush again on Friday morning here with JKJ.

<v Speaker 2>We're gonna get out of here. We gotta go plan

<v Speaker 2>tomorrow's show and get into a big meeting.

<v Speaker 1>Don't be jealous.

<v Speaker 3>Don't be jealous.

<v Speaker 2>Synegy is coming up next, filling in for Big Rob.

<v Speaker 2>She goes commercial three for about ninety minutes at eleven thirty,

<v Speaker 2>So throw Mix one hundred on there in the office.

<v Speaker 2>That's it, guys.

<v Speaker 3>We'll be back bright and early tomorrow morning.

<v Speaker 2>We're Jeremy and Katie and josh It. Denvers makes one

<v Speaker 2>humber by byee