<v Speaker 1>Jaring you, Katie and Josh Mix one.

<v Speaker 2>Hundred, same sound I make when I sneak into my

<v Speaker 2>kid's Easter candy and eat all their Reese's Peanut butter cups.

<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much. Dat tacks my Actually, my daughter

<v Speaker 3>last night was like, who got into my wreath's cups?

<v Speaker 3>She's going after us? All to me?

<v Speaker 1>Your brother, Yeah, blame it on the other one.

<v Speaker 3>Totally me.

<v Speaker 2>All right, So phone lines are going to be wide

<v Speaker 2>open here. Our producer Josh is standing by ready to

<v Speaker 2>take your calls. I want people that have worked with children, teachers,

<v Speaker 2>anyone at daycare facilities. We actually got a note from

<v Speaker 2>somebody who's to work at a Toys r us. Actually,

<v Speaker 2>this is so funny if you worked with children and

<v Speaker 2>they completely over shared with you three O three six

<v Speaker 2>nine one mix three oh three six nine one sixteen

<v Speaker 2>forty nine. We want to hear about what the kids

<v Speaker 2>over shared now. I threw this up on my Facebook

<v Speaker 2>over the weekend and Emily wrote in. She says, hey, Jar,

<v Speaker 2>I'm a second grade teacher. While back we had just

<v Speaker 2>come back from recess. I was helping a student at

<v Speaker 2>his desk. He leaned over to point something or I

<v Speaker 2>leaned over to point something out on his paper, and

<v Speaker 2>he looks up at me and says, your shirt smells

<v Speaker 2>like my grandma, and your armpits smell like chuck e cheese.

<v Speaker 1>God.

<v Speaker 2>A couple of kids nearby heard it started laughing. I

<v Speaker 2>immediately went in to teach your mode and was like,

<v Speaker 2>this is not something.

<v Speaker 3>We say out loud. Yeah, she's like, I was trying

<v Speaker 3>not to lose it.

<v Speaker 2>The best part five minutes later, he raised his hand

<v Speaker 2>again and goes, I think it's.

<v Speaker 3>Because you're warm.

<v Speaker 2>She's like, I made it through the day, but not

<v Speaker 2>gonna lie. I did full armpit checks multiple times throughout

<v Speaker 2>the day.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, there's no way that that's not going to hit

<v Speaker 1>you on a personal level.

<v Speaker 3>At some point, right the backpit.

<v Speaker 2>Smell like Chucky cheese. Jess shot me a message. She says,

<v Speaker 2>I teach fifth grade. We were doing a simple what

<v Speaker 2>do your parents do for work assignment? One student goes,

<v Speaker 2>my dad works from home. He has a lot of

<v Speaker 2>meetings in his room with the door locked. Then he added,

<v Speaker 2>sometimes I hear a lady laughing in there.

<v Speaker 3>Oh ah.

<v Speaker 2>The kid went on to say, the weird part is

<v Speaker 2>she only comes over when my mom isn't home by

<v Speaker 2>kid just said, kids be just casually dropping bombs and

<v Speaker 2>keep on moving like it's nothing.

<v Speaker 1>I know, they're just making friendly conversation, right, Yeah?

<v Speaker 3>Uh do I want to read this one?

<v Speaker 2>Eh, this one's pretty good. She was talking to her kids.

<v Speaker 2>This is from Megan kindergarten teachers. We were talking about

<v Speaker 2>problem solving, and I said, what should we do if

<v Speaker 2>somebody makes you mad. One kid raised his hand and said,

<v Speaker 2>my mom says, if somebody makes you mad, just ignore him.

<v Speaker 2>Then another kid goes, my mom says, ignore him too,

<v Speaker 2>unless it's dad. Then you take his Xbox controller and

<v Speaker 2>throw it at him. She went on to say it

<v Speaker 2>works every time. Yeah, she said, kids are tiny, unfiltered

<v Speaker 2>podcasts about their parents and I love every second of it.

<v Speaker 3>And that's from Megan.

<v Speaker 4>Well.

<v Speaker 1>I think part of it too, is that you think,

<v Speaker 1>as a kid, you're like remembering some fact of information

<v Speaker 1>and you want to tell everybody. You have no idea,

<v Speaker 1>you're spilling the beans. You just heard your parents say it,

<v Speaker 1>so you can't wait to tell somebody you know, whatever

<v Speaker 1>it is that your parents said.

<v Speaker 3>So I get it, but it's innocent, hilarity, so fun innocent.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, those kids will say the darness things, they'll share

<v Speaker 2>the darness things, and the people in the industries where

<v Speaker 2>you work with children, you hear it all off. Your teacher,

<v Speaker 2>childcare worker.

<v Speaker 3>What did the kids say to you that made you

<v Speaker 3>literally lol A three O three six' nine, one sixteen forty.

<v Speaker 2>Nine michelle, says WHEN i taught, kindergarten one of the

<v Speaker 2>students came up and told me daddy was having surgery,

<v Speaker 2>today so we couldn't have babies, anymore.

<v Speaker 1>All.

<v Speaker 2>Right christina, SAID i was at a childcare center in the.

<v Speaker 2>Van we were driving back to the center after picking

<v Speaker 2>the kids up from, school and a kid, goes, hey

<v Speaker 2>that's where my dad buys all of his. Beer and

<v Speaker 2>Then joyce wrote in.

<v Speaker 3>This was on My. Facebook she, SAID i had a kindergarten.

<v Speaker 2>STUDENT i asked him why he was laid again and

<v Speaker 2>he tells, me, well mom and dad were taking a

<v Speaker 2>shower together and they took too.

<v Speaker 3>Long. Again, Day mom and dad the. Water, Dad it's like.

<v Speaker 2>Seven in the, morning for goodness, Sakes what did the

<v Speaker 2>kids say to? You THREE o three six nine, one

<v Speaker 2>sixteen forty. Nine Here's, Christine, Hi, Christine, hi.

<v Speaker 5>Good, morning, well good morning to.

<v Speaker 3>You are you in the teaching?

<v Speaker 2>Industry, NO i am.

<v Speaker 4>Not it was my kid actually ratted me.

<v Speaker 3>Out oh, excellent would they?

<v Speaker 2>Do?

<v Speaker 4>So my son's in preschool AND i had recently got this,

<v Speaker 4>silly happy golden sized dollar size taco. Tattoo it's just

<v Speaker 4>a happy taco. Tattoo it's on.

<v Speaker 2>Like my butt hip.

<v Speaker 4>Area AND i was showing everybody all. Weekend it's a cute.

<v Speaker 4>Taco AND i was, like look IF i happy. Taco

<v Speaker 4>he goes to school and tells his whole class that

<v Speaker 4>mommy has a brand new happy.

<v Speaker 3>Taco, yeah that's. Great.

<v Speaker 4>Missus bennett is, LIKE i know it's probably not WHAT

<v Speaker 4>i think.

<v Speaker 1>It, is BUT i.

<v Speaker 4>Heard you have a brand new. Taco my.

<v Speaker 3>Goodness you're, like it's so happy to. You it's so.

<v Speaker 4>Happy it was the.

<v Speaker 3>Best can you send us a picture of.

<v Speaker 4>IT i will totally send you a picture of, me

<v Speaker 4>totally posted.

<v Speaker 3>Online, YEAH i want to see your happy.

<v Speaker 2>Taco text it right now three oh three six nine

<v Speaker 2>one sixteen forty nine when you hang, up, okay sound.

<v Speaker 4>Perfect.

<v Speaker 2>Day you had one along the same lines too with your,

<v Speaker 2>dad didn't.

<v Speaker 1>You Richard Richard's, yeah my shorthand name For, richard and

<v Speaker 1>so my mom's nickname for. Him. Yeah and so we

<v Speaker 1>were WHEN i was, little we were all walking out

<v Speaker 1>to our car after church and my parents were walking

<v Speaker 1>with our pastor and he looks at my. Dad he's

<v Speaker 1>talking to my, dad and he was, Like richard or

<v Speaker 1>rich CAN i call you Rich AND i look right

<v Speaker 1>at him in the, eye AND i, said you can

<v Speaker 1>call him tricky dick like my mom does. It he's

<v Speaker 1>just kind of a cut and as, kids you have no,

<v Speaker 1>idea but you're just like in the like my mom

<v Speaker 1>would say it to my dad, lovingly like tricky, dickman you,

<v Speaker 1>know and so like it was just something around the,

<v Speaker 1>house and she said to, HIM i didn't know that

<v Speaker 1>it was kind of like a context the way that

<v Speaker 1>pastor looked at, me LIKE i needed to go get. Cleansed, right.

<v Speaker 3>It's pretty.

<v Speaker 1>Funny but and THEN i one, MORE i remember About

<v Speaker 1>zoe and her, Dad like it was so funny because

<v Speaker 1>they had this thing Like zoe's dad cracked his neck a, lot,

<v Speaker 1>right like that was one of the things that he.

<v Speaker 1>Did and he always, Said he's, Like i'm such a crack,

<v Speaker 1>addict like that's what he. Said and so she went

<v Speaker 1>to school one day and said she cracked her neck

<v Speaker 1>and she's, Like i'm a crack.

<v Speaker 3>Addict and so the teacher.

<v Speaker 1>Had to talk with us because his little seven year

<v Speaker 1>old baby was walking around the school saying she's a crack.

<v Speaker 1>Addict but she just like cracking.

<v Speaker 3>Her knuckles and. Stuff, OKAY i love. That you got

<v Speaker 3>to have an explanation for. IT i love that. One oh,

<v Speaker 3>yeah there was some exp for.

<v Speaker 5>THAT i did have. One and this is, Funny. Katy

<v Speaker 5>mine actually had to do with church as. Well there

<v Speaker 5>was a one time that The broncos were in a

<v Speaker 5>playoff game and the game was being recorded because all

<v Speaker 5>my family wanted to watch it after, church and so

<v Speaker 5>for some REASON i found out the score from my,

<v Speaker 5>dad AND i remember all the church guys and some

<v Speaker 5>of my family members were watching the game at our

<v Speaker 5>house And i'm walking in and they're, Like, josh do

<v Speaker 5>not tell us the. Score we want to watch this,

<v Speaker 5>game AND i, GO i don't know what the score.

<v Speaker 5>WAS i just know The broncos lost by.

<v Speaker 3>Three oh. BO i got chaste out of the room

<v Speaker 3>by a man who was so mad at.

<v Speaker 5>Me and that WAS i, mean that was twenty six

<v Speaker 5>years ago at this, point and they still bring it.

<v Speaker 5>Up so they don't. Forget they still bring it up

<v Speaker 5>to me THAT i broke the rules and said this

<v Speaker 5>score for.

<v Speaker 3>Everybody, Oh i'll give you a. Three more that came

<v Speaker 3>in over.

<v Speaker 2>Text robin says one TIME i had a kid tell

<v Speaker 2>me he was late to school because her dad had

<v Speaker 2>a really hard time pooping this.

<v Speaker 3>Morning he, said poor, guy or she said poor.

<v Speaker 2>GUY i never forgot about it and thought about it

<v Speaker 2>every TIME i saw him after. That, Hey, brad how

<v Speaker 2>is your? Crap how did a student make a card

<v Speaker 2>for mom For Mother's? Day wrote on, there what makes mom?

<v Speaker 2>Happy red, Moscato mom's favorite, drink red. Musky what makes

<v Speaker 2>mom mad when she doesn't have red? Moscato that's?

<v Speaker 3>Good tell him a?

<v Speaker 2>Kid and Then tyler this one spot on had a

<v Speaker 2>student who was gone for a few. DAYS i asked

<v Speaker 2>where he had. Been he, SAID i can't tell. You

<v Speaker 2>dad told me not. TO i, said it's, okay you

<v Speaker 2>can tell. Me he, RESPONDED i went camping with, dad

<v Speaker 2>but don't tell. Mom women aren't allowed to come because

<v Speaker 2>they never stop.

<v Speaker 3>Talking