<v Speaker 1>Jared, Katy and Josh's four Potheads.

<v Speaker 2>Sure is today's the day to get baked, stoned, faded, fried, toasted, Uh,

<v Speaker 2>couch locked, there we go, blazed, Yeah, smoke a fatty yeah,

<v Speaker 2>a blunt doom.

<v Speaker 3>Wow, adink, got a whole list.

<v Speaker 2>I can go on and on. It's funny coming from

<v Speaker 2>the guy that has never smoked.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, which way do you pass it? Jarre?

<v Speaker 2>You and to the left hand side, you go. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty tapped into the potweed. Anyway, Today's the day

<v Speaker 2>that you gotta go touch grass, if you know what

<v Speaker 2>I mean.

<v Speaker 4>Smoke the lettuce.

<v Speaker 2>Eighty seven Americans support legalizing the potweed in some way. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>as they should for medical and recreational use.

<v Speaker 3>Absolutely.

<v Speaker 2>It's funny that I'm playing Sublime because Katie was at

<v Speaker 2>the Sublime concert this weekend.

<v Speaker 3>Did you get high? The vibes were high.

<v Speaker 5>It was.

<v Speaker 1>I think everybody in that Red Rocks venue having a

<v Speaker 1>good time, you know what I mean. Everyone was happy.

<v Speaker 1>It was a good feeling all around. Yeah, again, a

<v Speaker 1>little hazy, but still the vibes were high.

<v Speaker 2>That's so It's like when I went to the Snoop

<v Speaker 2>Dog three eleven concert there. Yeah, with Nicknag many years ago,

<v Speaker 2>and it was like, you, there's no way. We were

<v Speaker 2>up pretty high, but there's no way you could even

<v Speaker 2>see the horizon exactly.

<v Speaker 5>It was just.

<v Speaker 1>When they played this song in particular, you couldn't see

<v Speaker 1>three people in front of you.

<v Speaker 3>The vibes were so high.

<v Speaker 1>You know. How I really know I really knew was

<v Speaker 1>on the way home, we stopped at the gas station

<v Speaker 1>and I got one of it shows an egg salad

<v Speaker 1>sandwich and some chocolate.

<v Speaker 4>Sandwich. Bad decision right now.

<v Speaker 1>The Japanese excelled sandwiches like they're trendy, and I've been

<v Speaker 1>wanting to try one, so I was planning on the nachos.

<v Speaker 1>I saw the excelled sandwich and you couldn't unconvince me.

<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm getting both. I'm getting both. So yeah,

<v Speaker 1>that's how that happened. But that's how I knew. That's

<v Speaker 1>how I knew the vibes were super high out at

<v Speaker 1>Red Rock that night, because it was just like it

<v Speaker 1>was awesome.

<v Speaker 4>Literally dos doing something for potweed y.

<v Speaker 1>Well, you know they're warning you you can get a

<v Speaker 1>duy if you're driving high too, so just be aware.

<v Speaker 3>Just like the alcohol variety of Duy.

<v Speaker 1>So if you're gonna be downtown celebrating today, just make

<v Speaker 1>sure you plan ahead for the ride. And to help

<v Speaker 1>with that, they're actually offering some Uber credits today to

<v Speaker 1>get you around town. If you're trying to be out

<v Speaker 1>and about. They want you to stay safe. So they're

<v Speaker 1>saying that if you do smoke the potweed, as you say, Jeremy,

<v Speaker 1>that you're supposed to wait at least six hours before

<v Speaker 1>driving and eight hours if you're taking it like the

<v Speaker 1>gummy variety.

<v Speaker 3>But just to be safe, if you're gonna do it,

<v Speaker 3>just don't try.

<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's the best way to do it because

<v Speaker 1>the tests, even when they test you for doing it,

<v Speaker 1>they're so not accurate.

<v Speaker 3>You could get yourself into trouble.

<v Speaker 1>So the best piece of advice is to just if

<v Speaker 1>you're gonna partake, make sure you're not getting behind the.

<v Speaker 3>Wheel, because it's just safer for everybody. But today they're.

<v Speaker 1>Definitely expecting to see a lot of people with the

<v Speaker 1>high vibes downtown.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, but generally aren't you just laying on the

<v Speaker 4>couch anyway?

<v Speaker 1>No, See, that's the thing. I think that's the stigma.

<v Speaker 1>But as we're proving people. It's not it's not like that.

<v Speaker 1>That's a stigma for sure, and there's some of that,

<v Speaker 1>I imagine, especially if you're like over celebrating on a

<v Speaker 1>day like today where it's just like the over consumption

<v Speaker 1>of it.

<v Speaker 3>But people, can, you know, get around day to day

<v Speaker 3>just fine.

<v Speaker 2>Usually, Okay, we'll shout out to everybody going into work

<v Speaker 2>today with some spontaneous drug tests. Well, no, shout out

<v Speaker 2>to all those companies doing random drug tests today.

<v Speaker 1>They're still doing all that is your day whom I

<v Speaker 1>hope they're not too.

<v Speaker 4>Day's your day, get after it.

<v Speaker 2>A bunch of little peacups everywhere in the city today

<v Speaker 2>before twenty you potas. We like to start your Monday

<v Speaker 2>with a little segment we call PMI. It's a positive,

<v Speaker 2>a minus, and something a little bit interesting to start

<v Speaker 2>your day.

<v Speaker 4>Katie, you have the p today, don't you.

<v Speaker 3>I sure do.

<v Speaker 1>And we're sure gonna lift the spirits around here with

<v Speaker 1>this local story because in a Rapahoe County Sheriff's office,

<v Speaker 1>K nine named Rex found a missing seven year old

<v Speaker 1>girl in just twelve minutes. All it took was the track,

<v Speaker 1>the scent of her shoes. Oh it doesn't matter she

<v Speaker 1>was found. That's the best story ever. She'd ran off

<v Speaker 1>from her family during a trip to the park. She

<v Speaker 1>was missing for two hours. Could you imagine those parents.

<v Speaker 1>I would be freaking out. I don't I would not

<v Speaker 1>know what to do with myself. So thankfully, Deputy John

<v Speaker 1>Gray and his canine, Rex, a five year old black lab,

<v Speaker 1>got the call. And it's actually the first rescue for

<v Speaker 1>this team. This team of k nines is made up

<v Speaker 1>of Rex, Bear, and Riley, and this is their first

<v Speaker 1>big rescue. They've been training for sixteen months. But oh

<v Speaker 1>my gosh. As you can imagine, the parents were overcome

<v Speaker 1>with joy. Uh the handlers were very excited for their

<v Speaker 1>dogs as well, like, Okay, this training's paid off. But ultimately,

<v Speaker 1>a seven year old little girl is safe because these

<v Speaker 1>dogs did their job and did it so well. And

<v Speaker 1>in this video that they showed, they show the you know,

<v Speaker 1>officers bringing the little girl to the parents, and you

<v Speaker 1>also see little Rex, you know, as soon as they

<v Speaker 1>find the girl, he turns from Okay, I'm a I'm

<v Speaker 1>a cop dog to now I'm a comforter, I'm a

<v Speaker 1>he just starts comforting this little girl, like we found you,

<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be okay, and it just like brings tear

<v Speaker 1>to your tears to your eyes because it is so

<v Speaker 1>just overwhelming.

<v Speaker 3>So just a great noble story.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, and thankfully that little girl is okay because the

<v Speaker 1>Rex and Company, let's go.

<v Speaker 3>Exactly. You are a good boy, all right.

<v Speaker 4>What's the minus?

<v Speaker 5>Well, even after a decade of breaking up, one Direction

<v Speaker 5>finds itself in the news again because old bandmate Zane

<v Speaker 5>Mallick and Louis Tomlinson. Apparently we're spent the last like

<v Speaker 5>eight months making a docuseries, a mini docuseries kind of

<v Speaker 5>trying to show that the band was coming back together.

<v Speaker 5>Now that was kind of stopped in its tracks with

<v Speaker 5>the very unfortunate death of Liam Paigne. But this docuseries

<v Speaker 5>was actually going to cover that and cover how this

<v Speaker 5>band was mending its relationship because there was some tension

<v Speaker 5>there at the end of that. Well, apparently there's still

<v Speaker 5>tension because Louis Tomlinson and Zane Malleck got into a

<v Speaker 5>huge altercation where it got physical, a slap was thrown,

<v Speaker 5>a little wrestless and punches. It was a big deal.

<v Speaker 5>That's probably actually Jeremy. They were British, so how do

<v Speaker 5>you say it? Oh, get off, And so that docu

<v Speaker 5>series was stopped in its traction. Even director uh Nicola

<v Speaker 5>Marsh posted and said, and there goes the last year

<v Speaker 5>of my work. After this incident reported, it's done. That

<v Speaker 5>Doctor series is not being made anymore. And now with

<v Speaker 5>any hope of any type of reuniting of the band members,

<v Speaker 5>even after you're having a blast size even after, I

<v Speaker 5>don't think that band is ever getting back together now.

<v Speaker 5>I mean there's just too much going on now, a.

<v Speaker 1>Lot of slaps throve hothead like he altercation with Haid's

<v Speaker 1>mom allegedly, and so it's he's always been the bad

<v Speaker 1>boy though, Yeah, he's.

<v Speaker 5>He was the first one to leave the band, and

<v Speaker 5>then after that they there was always tension. The tensions

<v Speaker 5>were high with him and everybody. They tried to mend that.

<v Speaker 4>Especially my name was Zane.

<v Speaker 5>Stop you think he'd mended after the passing of one

<v Speaker 5>of the members, But no, that usually makes people hates everybody. Yeah,

<v Speaker 5>one direction is going one place and it's down. No,

<v Speaker 5>never gonna mend it. No, did you want to do

<v Speaker 5>that entire story just for that final whine?

<v Speaker 4>Did you write that out?

<v Speaker 5>I was thinking about it. For the last twenty minut.

<v Speaker 4>Direction they're going is down.

<v Speaker 5>Germany's gonna slap me after this.

<v Speaker 2>Jack asked, all right, rh for the iye oh, this

<v Speaker 2>is pretty good. This is for dads everywhere who love

<v Speaker 2>making time on road trips.

<v Speaker 4>We gotta make time.

<v Speaker 2>There's a car company that has filed a patent for

<v Speaker 2>an in vehicle toilet. And we're not talking the type

<v Speaker 2>of bathroom that you might see in larger vehicles like

<v Speaker 2>buses or camper vans. It's a toilet built into the

<v Speaker 2>passenger seat of a car or an suv. The drawings

<v Speaker 2>have been leaked online and it looks like it kind

<v Speaker 2>of just slides out from under your seat like a drawer,

<v Speaker 2>and then you do your thing and then you slide

<v Speaker 2>it back in to be empty emptied later. Now they're

<v Speaker 2>saying that there's heaters in it which will evaporate your

<v Speaker 2>pepe and dry out your poo poo.

<v Speaker 4>So it's easier to dispose of later.

<v Speaker 2>There's also a little exhaust fan included to take care

<v Speaker 2>of you know, Katie's odors wait with her chicken salad

<v Speaker 2>sandwich from a gas station.

<v Speaker 5>Eggs, eggs, So that's worse.

<v Speaker 4>Whatever kind of salad.

<v Speaker 1>It was for my guess okay, it's different, wrong kind

<v Speaker 1>of sandwich.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess the toilet is also voice activated.

<v Speaker 1>I got Anyway.

<v Speaker 2>I think it would be pretty good if you got

<v Speaker 2>like a toddler in the car too, that you're trying

<v Speaker 2>to potty train or whatever, and then they can.

<v Speaker 4>Just you know, why not.

<v Speaker 2>But I think it's gonna be pretty darn beneficial for

<v Speaker 2>road trips. You can just do your business and keep

<v Speaker 2>on flying through.

<v Speaker 4>I eighty.

<v Speaker 5>I was a cotton traffic after the hockey game yesterday,

<v Speaker 5>and I almost used a water bottle. I mean, I

<v Speaker 5>really like, it was so bad. I had to go

<v Speaker 5>so bad so that would come in handy.

<v Speaker 4>I peed in a lunchbox once in my car.

<v Speaker 3>Oh weird.

<v Speaker 2>Those like they're like the softy bags, right, and then

<v Speaker 2>there was a plastic insert and still.

<v Speaker 5>Weird, and I peed in it.

<v Speaker 4>It wasn't totally enough. It was after a Rockies opening day.

<v Speaker 5>Okay, see that traffic man at twenty five was.

<v Speaker 4>I was like in traffic, He's like, I got it.

<v Speaker 3>I don't even think you were stuck.

<v Speaker 1>I just think that was fun for you.

<v Speaker 4>You have no idea.

<v Speaker 5>It was four minutes from home.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, something you would just do to say you peed

<v Speaker 1>in a lunch bo It was pretty awesome.

<v Speaker 4>It's good to be a guy.