<v Speaker 1>Jar, You, Katy and Josh Mix one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Now, for those of you that have been listening to

<v Speaker 2>this morning show.

<v Speaker 3>For a very long time.

<v Speaker 4>In fact, today is my five thousand, one hundred and

<v Speaker 4>thirtieth morning show in one way or another here at.

<v Speaker 3>Mixed one hundred fifty one thirty.

<v Speaker 4>For me, you've been following along for a long time,

<v Speaker 4>and you have followed me with my adventures with Nick Knack,

<v Speaker 4>my kids. When I started here, I was dating Nick Knack,

<v Speaker 4>So we've gone through dating and engagement, a couple of kids,

<v Speaker 4>in a miscarriage, and deaths and all sorts of stuff.

<v Speaker 3>I share a lot about.

<v Speaker 4>Nick Nack on this morning show, so it will be

<v Speaker 4>no surprise to you to find out that I am.

<v Speaker 2>Very terrified of my wife.

<v Speaker 4>She runs the house. Sure, she runs the house. She

<v Speaker 4>keeps us all in line, she is the keeper of

<v Speaker 4>the schedule. She's a far better parent than me.

<v Speaker 1>You can admit it.

<v Speaker 2>I'll admit it.

<v Speaker 4>She's tapped into the family for sure, and she's very

<v Speaker 4>tapped into making sure I stay healthy and I'm eating

<v Speaker 4>the right things. And this was funny last night because

<v Speaker 4>over this past weekend, we hosted a birthday at my

<v Speaker 4>house is for my mother in law.

<v Speaker 2>I loved it.

<v Speaker 3>It was so much fun. I'm lying.

<v Speaker 4>But we got my mother in law this gigantic chocolate cake, okay,

<v Speaker 4>big chocolate cake. And when it was all said and

<v Speaker 4>done and everybody left, she forgot to take the cake

<v Speaker 4>with her, so it was put downstairs in the fridge

<v Speaker 4>in the basement. Then we only really get into you know,

<v Speaker 4>there's like beers in there and maybe a little overflow

<v Speaker 4>from upstairs.

<v Speaker 3>You know, we took it down there.

<v Speaker 4>So yesterday I was getting ready to make dinner and

<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh, I got I was making fish

<v Speaker 4>last night.

<v Speaker 3>I was like, I'm gonna run down and grab that

<v Speaker 3>fish out of the freezer.

<v Speaker 4>And I opened the door and that chocolate cake was

<v Speaker 4>sitting in there like half yeah.

<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh, hells yes, I forgot. We

<v Speaker 2>I forgot.

<v Speaker 1>It's the secret gang.

<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Yan.

<v Speaker 4>But then I also remembered, oh, no, Nick knacks home

<v Speaker 4>for the rest of the night. Oh, So I just

<v Speaker 4>filed it in the back of my mind, went up,

<v Speaker 4>cooked dinner, we went on with our evening.

<v Speaker 3>Everything was fine and dandy.

<v Speaker 4>You know what I did, because I'm so damn scared

<v Speaker 4>of my wife.

<v Speaker 1>I imagine you cut a little sliver off the side

<v Speaker 1>so she wouldn't know.

<v Speaker 4>No, no, oh, I went all in when I finally

<v Speaker 4>went after, I waited until nick Knack got in the

<v Speaker 4>shower last night. She fired that shower up about seven

<v Speaker 4>forty five. And then on top of that, I went

<v Speaker 4>onto my app for the indoor cameras, because we've got

<v Speaker 4>a couple in the basement just to keep an eye

<v Speaker 4>on things when we're not home.

<v Speaker 3>You know, that's where the furnace and everything is.

<v Speaker 4>I went on and shut those cameras off so it

<v Speaker 4>didn't pop up on her phone and say there's motion

<v Speaker 4>in the basement. She couldn't go back and watch. And

<v Speaker 4>I scampered, You guys, I don't scamper a lot. I

<v Speaker 4>scampered down to the kitchen and I opened up the

<v Speaker 4>spoon drawer. And I didn't just grab a normal sized spoon.

<v Speaker 4>There's like those serving spoons you like, you know, your

<v Speaker 4>mashed potatoes or you know, cole slaw or something at

<v Speaker 4>a barbecue. I grabbed that spoon and I scampered down

<v Speaker 4>to the basement and I opened that fridge and I

<v Speaker 4>cracked open that cake lid, and what I did is

<v Speaker 4>I didn't want any frosting, so I took that giant

<v Speaker 4>spoon and I just kind of went through the middle

<v Speaker 4>and scooped the middle out.

<v Speaker 2>So I just.

<v Speaker 3>No joke.

<v Speaker 4>I was like a fat kid man who hasn't had

<v Speaker 4>cake in like months. I had so much cake in

<v Speaker 4>my mouth. At one point, I thought, oh my god,

<v Speaker 4>I think I should have brought something down to drink

<v Speaker 4>with me because I'm gonna choke.

<v Speaker 2>I looked at the beers sitting in the fridge.

<v Speaker 4>I was like, I might have to crack open a

<v Speaker 4>cold one just to swallow this dry chocolate cake down.

<v Speaker 2>Like that's not that bad, because I was like, I

<v Speaker 2>went through.

<v Speaker 4>All this effort to run down and eat this cake

<v Speaker 4>when she wouldn't know, and she's gonna find my bloated

<v Speaker 4>carcass in the basement.

<v Speaker 2>Because I choked on it.

<v Speaker 4>But I ate so much of that cake within roughly

<v Speaker 4>sixty seconds.

<v Speaker 2>I made that cake my bed.

<v Speaker 1>You made so many bad life decisions.

<v Speaker 4>And then I stealed it back up and I ran

<v Speaker 4>back upstairs.

<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness.

<v Speaker 2>And she didn't know I did it.

<v Speaker 1>Well, she knows now, right, he just kind of I even.

<v Speaker 4>Left the spoon in the container and then just put

<v Speaker 4>the lid back on because I was like, maybe she'll go.

<v Speaker 3>Back for a second shower, so I don't know.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you get a second chance for cake.

<v Speaker 4>You know what backfired on me? Okay, so cake back

<v Speaker 4>in the fridge. I'm back upstairs like nothing ever went on.

<v Speaker 4>Turn the cameras back on. About thirty minutes later, my son,

<v Speaker 4>who is a teenage boy, he also remembered there was

<v Speaker 4>cake in the basement, so I.

<v Speaker 2>Got the alert on my phone motion in the basement.

<v Speaker 2>He goes down and I'm watching him.

<v Speaker 4>He gets the cake out of the fridge and comes

<v Speaker 4>back upstairs into the kitchen and then I wait a

<v Speaker 4>few seconds, and he goes, where'd all the cake go?

<v Speaker 2>Why is only the middle eat.

<v Speaker 1>Out of the cake?

<v Speaker 2>There's only frosting left. I'm like, shut up, shut up.

<v Speaker 2>And at that point, knick Knack was out of the shower,

<v Speaker 2>so he's like, yeah, quit eating all the cake. You

<v Speaker 2>called me out.

<v Speaker 1>Your little punk.

<v Speaker 4>Needless to say, I was in so much trouble last

<v Speaker 4>night after it all finalized and went down, like you.

<v Speaker 2>Gotta watch your Colesteral what are you doing?

<v Speaker 3>Oh? I love cake so much?

<v Speaker 2>You guys, Yes you do.

<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, him cracking up.

<v Speaker 4>I went back and watched some of my camera footage

<v Speaker 4>in the basement in that room with the fridge. Right

<v Speaker 4>after I noticed that the cake was still in the fridge,

<v Speaker 4>I went and grabbed like a piece of paper towel,

<v Speaker 4>and I put it over the camera before I even

<v Speaker 4>went and shut off the stream to the camera, just

<v Speaker 4>in case.

<v Speaker 2>Why are you such a sneak? What is she terrified?

<v Speaker 1>I am so glad. I live by myself because the

<v Speaker 1>amount of work that you have to put in just

<v Speaker 1>to eat it.

<v Speaker 2>Click.

<v Speaker 1>I am so glad I go home and eat a

<v Speaker 1>pint of ice cream. Strike.

<v Speaker 4>Part of the problem is is one I was scared

<v Speaker 4>that I would get caught eating the cake, But two

<v Speaker 4>I also knew, like I described, how I would be

<v Speaker 4>eating the cake. Yeah, like of just a gluttonous slob.

<v Speaker 4>And I think it was extra precaution to put the

<v Speaker 4>paper towel over the camera.

<v Speaker 1>You didn't have to see that.

<v Speaker 2>You know it wasn't going to.

<v Speaker 4>I know it for all of you sending me the

<v Speaker 4>gift of the chunky kid from Matilda.

<v Speaker 2>You could do it for from Matilda. Eating the chocolate

<v Speaker 2>cake with cake olver his face. Yes, that was me.

<v Speaker 3>That is like looking in a mirror.

<v Speaker 1>That was the best looking piece of chocolate cake that

<v Speaker 1>that was really jeriously on Matilda.

<v Speaker 2>That was like perfect.

<v Speaker 3>That kid is not married with a mean wife.

<v Speaker 1>Bruce has got it going on.