<v Speaker 1>Jared, Katie and Josh six one hundred idiot and wife, idiot.

<v Speaker 2>And wife, and she's his wife.

<v Speaker 3>Idiot and wife, idiot and wife and she is his wife.

<v Speaker 1>Oh man, Well, if you've listened to me for a

<v Speaker 1>long time on this here morning radio show, I have

<v Speaker 1>a lot of issues.

<v Speaker 4>With my wife. We get into it over various nonsense,

<v Speaker 4>and we like.

<v Speaker 1>To bring some of those dilemmas to the air and

<v Speaker 1>we call it idiot and wife. This time around, it

<v Speaker 1>has to do with a dog bed. Here's what's going

<v Speaker 1>on in my house. About six months ago, we picked

<v Speaker 1>up a really nice dog bed for our little Goldie

<v Speaker 1>fonn It was a really really nice bed. I'm talking

<v Speaker 1>like one hundred and twenty dollars dogbed, you guys.

<v Speaker 4>Now, The thing.

<v Speaker 1>Is is the dog hates the bed. She will not

<v Speaker 1>sleep in the bed. There's something about it. She absolutely

<v Speaker 1>hates it. So we tossed it down into the basement

<v Speaker 1>and there it has been sitting for the past six months. Well,

<v Speaker 1>I came across it a couple days ago. I brought

<v Speaker 1>it upstairs and I was like, we gotta try to

<v Speaker 1>return this thing. The problem is is the place that

<v Speaker 1>we purchased it from has a very strict ninety day

<v Speaker 1>return policy, and we took the tags and everything off

<v Speaker 1>of it too, so that doesn't help. So no tags

<v Speaker 1>and incredibly strict ninety day return policy. But you guys,

<v Speaker 1>I want my one hundred and twenty dollars back for

<v Speaker 1>this dog bed that's just gonna sit there and do nothing.

<v Speaker 1>Here's what I'm gonna do. I threw it in the car.

<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go back to this store today after the show.

<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go in. I'm gonna put it on the counter,

<v Speaker 1>and i'm gonna tell them sadly, we purchased this about

<v Speaker 1>six months ago and right after the dog died.

<v Speaker 4>Oh, I'm gonna them, hey, that our dog died and

<v Speaker 4>I have no use for the dog bed. Please take

<v Speaker 4>it Back's brilliant. Now your dog didn't die, though, Dog's fine,

<v Speaker 4>you guys, Goldiefon is fine.

<v Speaker 1>Now nick Nag is saying, oh, hell no, you can't

<v Speaker 1>do this, can't just go in act normal, tell them

<v Speaker 1>the situation, be honest. She's like, they're gonna take it back,

<v Speaker 1>It'll be fine. And she's like, if they don't ask

<v Speaker 1>for a manager, explain.

<v Speaker 4>To a manager.

<v Speaker 1>If the manager doesn't like the situation. She's like, just

<v Speaker 1>ask for a number for corporate. Yeah, and then we'll

<v Speaker 1>call corporate and jump through multiple hoops to try to

<v Speaker 1>get this.

<v Speaker 4>Goofy dog bed returned. Because it's kind of your fault.

<v Speaker 4>You had ninety days to do it and you didn't left.

<v Speaker 4>It's busy.

<v Speaker 1>I've been finishing the basement, we got kids, things going

<v Speaker 1>on every day of the week.

<v Speaker 4>Nig nag could have gone out there and returned it.

<v Speaker 4>Don't put this on me.

<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm just say you did it, so now you

<v Speaker 1>have to jump through seeds to make it happen. I

<v Speaker 1>think the hoop that needs to be jumped through is

<v Speaker 1>make it easy. Go into the store today and just say, hey,

<v Speaker 1>I got this, but the dog died right after and

<v Speaker 1>I need to return that.

<v Speaker 4>I think it's a bad idea. Think nak is saying,

<v Speaker 4>don't do it. It's a bad idea. It's bad karma.

<v Speaker 4>Whose side are you on? That is the question today

<v Speaker 4>for idiot.

<v Speaker 3>And idiot and wife. Idiot and wife, idiot and she's

<v Speaker 3>his wife, idiot and wife, idiot and wife and his wife.

<v Speaker 4>All right, here we go.

<v Speaker 1>I got one hundred and twenty dollars dog bed sitting

<v Speaker 1>at home.

<v Speaker 4>The dog hates it. It's never been used. I want

<v Speaker 4>to return it, but the store we got it at.

<v Speaker 1>Has an incredibly strict return policy.

<v Speaker 4>Tags are off. It's about six months ago we bought it.

<v Speaker 1>I want one hundred and twenty bucks back. So I

<v Speaker 1>told Nick Knack, I'm gonna go into the store today

<v Speaker 1>with the dog bed and say we got this, but

<v Speaker 1>sadly the dog died. I'm gonna go for the sympathy

<v Speaker 1>vote and see if I can get my one hundred

<v Speaker 1>and twenty bucks back. She says, Oh God, no, don't

<v Speaker 1>do that. Don't put that out into the universe. That's

<v Speaker 1>a horrible idea. But come on, one hundred twenty bucks

<v Speaker 1>is one hundred and twenty bucks.

<v Speaker 4>What do you guys think? Three h three six nine

<v Speaker 4>one sixteen forty nine.

<v Speaker 1>Hi Lisa, hey, bay girl, So what do you think?

<v Speaker 4>Do get my one hundred and twenty back? First?

<v Speaker 5>I think that is like the last thing I expected

<v Speaker 5>you to say. Say, don't put that karma on the dog.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, ah, the dog's fine.

<v Speaker 1>Uh.

<v Speaker 5>You say that and then you try to return it,

<v Speaker 5>and then that might happen. But why not just put

<v Speaker 5>it on market place.

<v Speaker 4>I don't think i'll get my hunt on all right.

<v Speaker 4>I won't get one hundred and twenty back, though.

<v Speaker 5>Maybe you miss out on twenty bucks.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, maybe you eat a little bit of that. I

<v Speaker 4>don't know.

<v Speaker 1>I want the one hundred and twenty. Gas is extensive

<v Speaker 1>right now, Lisa.

<v Speaker 5>That maybe you get a hundred out of it. But

<v Speaker 5>the other thing is I bought my daughter, or actually

<v Speaker 5>she got it for a birthday one hundred and twenty

<v Speaker 5>dollars human dog beed, so maybe your kids might.

<v Speaker 2>Like her hang out.

<v Speaker 4>Just let my kids lay in it.

<v Speaker 1>I will say it's too small for the children, but

<v Speaker 1>that's funny. In side note, I've seen those human dog

<v Speaker 1>beds and damn I want one, Lisa.

<v Speaker 4>Those are really comfortable.

<v Speaker 5>They are pretty cushy.

<v Speaker 4>So I guess I'm not putting you on team idiot.

<v Speaker 4>I'm putting you on team wife.

<v Speaker 1>Huh Yeah, all right, we got your vote, Lisa, Thank

<v Speaker 1>you for calling in.

<v Speaker 4>Jose, what's upw My one hundred and twenty dollars is up?

<v Speaker 4>That's what's up? Should I go get it?

<v Speaker 1>Uh?

<v Speaker 5>I guess what You're gonna lose it because lying isn't right.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm just kind of fudging a little. That's a

<v Speaker 4>big lie.

<v Speaker 1>I mean, the dog will eventually die.

<v Speaker 5>It will eventually die.

<v Speaker 4>But you're gonna get karma if you lie to the store,

<v Speaker 4>so might as well just go say the truth. None's

<v Speaker 4>gonna happen.

<v Speaker 5>The worst that can happen.

<v Speaker 4>And you know what, that tags it off.

<v Speaker 2>We can't return up, but you're gonna get store credit.

<v Speaker 4>How about that.

<v Speaker 1>I don't want store credit. I want one hundred and

<v Speaker 1>twenty bucks. I'm gonna go get steaks. Well, guess what

<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't have bought the dog back for the now.

<v Speaker 1>The problem is, Jose, is you can't bring the dog

<v Speaker 1>into the store, you know, to like test it out

<v Speaker 1>like a test drive.

<v Speaker 4>You get what you get and you go home and

<v Speaker 4>the dog hated it.

<v Speaker 2>You know, Well, guess what you get?

<v Speaker 4>What you get?

<v Speaker 5>You tell the truth?

<v Speaker 2>Buddy.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, all right, So I'm putting you on team

<v Speaker 1>wife Jose the voice of reason on All right, buddy,

<v Speaker 1>I appreciate you man, have a great day you as well.

<v Speaker 4>All right, what are we got on time?

<v Speaker 1>I can price squeeze a couple more on three h

<v Speaker 1>three six nine one sixteen forty nine.

<v Speaker 4>If you want to sound off. You'von for evon vonn

<v Speaker 4>yvon vivon. You won? What is it? Okay? Why are

<v Speaker 4>you calling? Who side you on?

<v Speaker 5>I'm not his.

<v Speaker 4>You're not inside. Oh man screwed here today.

<v Speaker 5>It's not going to happen.

<v Speaker 1>Sorry.

<v Speaker 5>If you would have taken the time to take the

<v Speaker 5>bed back in time, I mean you took the time

<v Speaker 5>to buy it, she takes time to return it. Good.

<v Speaker 4>People get busy, you know how it is. That's real life.

<v Speaker 1>People get busy and they don't return things.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but you weren't busy enough to buy it. Yeah,

<v Speaker 5>they put it on. I say, put it on either

<v Speaker 5>marketplace or next door.

<v Speaker 1>You're not going to get your.

<v Speaker 3>Hundred and twenty four it, but know your neighbor might

<v Speaker 3>use it.

<v Speaker 5>Your neighbor might buy it from you.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll say it was like an impulse by. We

<v Speaker 1>were already out running errands and stuff, and it's like, yeah,

<v Speaker 1>we might as well scoop this up. So we definitely

<v Speaker 1>had the time.

<v Speaker 4>All right, So you're on white man, I'm getting slaughtered today.

<v Speaker 4>You're on wife's side, Yes, definitely. Yeah, that dumb dog.

<v Speaker 1>Is causing the troubles. She wouldn't sleep in the dumb bed.

<v Speaker 1>It's all the dogs for Are you kidding? Really bad

<v Speaker 1>for your It's.

<v Speaker 4>All right, you're funny. I hate my dog.

<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm gonna let you go. Thanks for calling

<v Speaker 1>I hate my dog? All right? Later I want to

<v Speaker 1>do I want to keep going with this. I don't

<v Speaker 1>even care I need a boat.

<v Speaker 4>I don't think you're a brilliant idea. Now it's a

<v Speaker 4>good idea.

<v Speaker 1>D What did you call me?

<v Speaker 4>Sorry?

<v Speaker 2>I was expecting you to say these nets because you

<v Speaker 2>always say that one.

<v Speaker 4>Writs what do you think I should do?

<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you get a half point vote?

<v Speaker 1>Yay, so this is what you do.

<v Speaker 4>Okay.

<v Speaker 1>You don't say that your dog died.

<v Speaker 4>That's that's very wrong, Jeremy.

<v Speaker 1>All right, okay, so you tell them got it.

<v Speaker 4>I was a gift and you don't have a receipt

<v Speaker 4>and get store credit and then go and get a

<v Speaker 4>gift card with that store credit.

<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not going to

<v Speaker 1>name the store. I don't want one hundred and twenty

<v Speaker 1>dollars for the store credit to this store.

<v Speaker 4>I don't think I'm gonna but you can buy a

<v Speaker 4>gift card at that store. Most cards.

<v Speaker 1>Most have gift cards.

<v Speaker 4>O like to somewhere else like a Visa gift cards.

<v Speaker 4>It's not that type of store. They don't have like

<v Speaker 4>a rack of gift cards. That was okay, I can

<v Speaker 4>figure out some kind of gift card. There's gotta be

<v Speaker 4>some though. Today.

<v Speaker 1>Can I just say that the dog ran away?

<v Speaker 4>That's still wrong? All right, you're a team wife.

<v Speaker 1>Well, I gave him half a point okay.

<v Speaker 4>Point five to be point five to Nick Knack. So

<v Speaker 4>it's a.

<v Speaker 1>Three three and a half to a half right now,

<v Speaker 1>these nuts have a great day, you too, say right,

<v Speaker 1>all right, I'm gonna squeeze in one more. I don't

<v Speaker 1>even care. This is real life. Hi Jessica, Hi, yay girl.

<v Speaker 4>All right?

<v Speaker 1>So should I go in and get one hundred and

<v Speaker 1>twenty bucks back and tell them the dog died? Oh?

<v Speaker 5>I think you should donate it to the Humane Society

<v Speaker 5>and then.

<v Speaker 1>Or another organization that helps animals, and then maybe get

<v Speaker 1>like a TRAX receipt.

<v Speaker 4>There you go, Oh, that's not bad. That's not bad

<v Speaker 4>at all. That's a good idea. That's like, that's yeah,

<v Speaker 4>that's a good thing to do. But I'm not gonna

<v Speaker 4>do that. I want one hundred and twenty bucks back.

<v Speaker 1>Off. It's a really nice bed, so bad I'd rather

<v Speaker 1>go take one hundred and twenty and buy like five

<v Speaker 1>cheaper beds and then go donate them.

<v Speaker 4>I want my one hundred and twenty dollars back, Jessica,

<v Speaker 4>at the expense of the dog. The dog will never know.

<v Speaker 4>Let me ask you can I can?

<v Speaker 1>I just say the dog ran away, or the dog

<v Speaker 1>got sick, or we got rid of the dog.

<v Speaker 4>Does anything work here?

<v Speaker 5>Whatever you want the Humane Society?

<v Speaker 1>Do you work for the Humane Society? I knew it

<v Speaker 1>all right, all right, jess have a good day.

<v Speaker 4>Well, yeah, that is all.

<v Speaker 1>The time we have for it. And I'm gonna tell

<v Speaker 1>you right now. Nick knag blew me out of the

<v Speaker 1>water with this one. Four and a half for wife,

<v Speaker 1>point five for idiot today. Thank you so much for

<v Speaker 1>all your calls and comments, and I'll give you an

<v Speaker 1>update later on what goes on with.

<v Speaker 4>The dog bed. But appreciate you all sounding off for

<v Speaker 4>what idiot.

<v Speaker 3>And wife, idiot and wife.

<v Speaker 2>He's a yea, and she's his wife.

<v Speaker 3>Idiot and wife.

<v Speaker 4>Idiot and wife.

<v Speaker 2>He's said yea, and she's his wife.