<v Speaker 1>Jerry, Katie and Josh six one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Something horrible's happened. Oh no, yea, what something bad has happened? Okay,

<v Speaker 2>I go shaw you something?

<v Speaker 3>Oh goodness, he's getting up. What you take?

<v Speaker 2>Are you in my pocket?

<v Speaker 3>Okay?

<v Speaker 2>I have in my pocket.

<v Speaker 1>Take you got some Lifesaver mints? Quite a few life

<v Speaker 1>stick Why do you have all those?

<v Speaker 2>The transformation is beginning.

<v Speaker 3>You're walking around mints in your pocket.

<v Speaker 2>Into an old man.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'd say that's one of the one of the

<v Speaker 1>notes there.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And I walk around with mints in my pocket.

<v Speaker 1>It's like ten individ visually wrapped liaver.

<v Speaker 2>I got one on hand whenever I need a mint.

<v Speaker 2>The transformation is happening.

<v Speaker 1>In case you need to start up a conversation and

<v Speaker 1>you need fresh breath.

<v Speaker 4>Need a mint? What old guys do. If I had

<v Speaker 4>a shirt, I have a Polo shirt on today. If

<v Speaker 4>I had the little pocket up front, you know, I

<v Speaker 4>probably put like a glasses case.

<v Speaker 2>In that and CNS some where. There's originals in there.

<v Speaker 3>To buy liquor.

<v Speaker 2>You can.

<v Speaker 4>I've noticed this, like over the past a couple of weeks,

<v Speaker 4>like Nicole bought a big bag of the life Saver's

<v Speaker 4>mints at Sam's. I'm throwing them in my pocket constantly now,

<v Speaker 4>and I'm like, oh my god, this is what my

<v Speaker 4>grandpa used to do. Grandpa would always have a mint

<v Speaker 4>or piece of gum or a candy in his pocket,

<v Speaker 4>and he would always be, you know, eating it or

<v Speaker 4>candy in you won random pocket candy, you know.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, tissue you offered other people is going to come next.

<v Speaker 2>To likeing on right.

<v Speaker 3>Now, you're starting to get those old man tendencies.

<v Speaker 4>So Nick Knak really hates it because, you know, she'll

<v Speaker 4>throw a load of like jeans or something into the

<v Speaker 4>wash and she goes and pulls them out and there's

<v Speaker 4>like candy in there.

<v Speaker 1>You can't even remember to take it out, like you

<v Speaker 1>losing your memory.

<v Speaker 3>Oh my god?

<v Speaker 1>Is she using the washing machine right though? I guess

<v Speaker 1>that's my next question. Well, there's this story rolling around

<v Speaker 1>about a woman who finally found out that she actually

<v Speaker 1>got like the shock of a lifetime because she's been

<v Speaker 1>using one of her settings on her washer wrong for years.

<v Speaker 1>And I read this story and I was like, you're

<v Speaker 1>cycle crap, Like there should be there should be at

<v Speaker 1>least a reminder to check the pockets but she said

<v Speaker 1>she was today years old when she found out that

<v Speaker 1>heavy on your washing machine meant heavy items being washed.

<v Speaker 1>That's what she thought. It's actually heavly soiled items. So

<v Speaker 1>it's like things on them, things that are.

<v Speaker 2>My mother in law's caln.

<v Speaker 3>Heavy cycle, not the things that way a lot. That's

<v Speaker 3>what she thought. Honestly, when I looked at my cycle,

<v Speaker 3>that's what I thought.

<v Speaker 1>It meant also heavy, Is that this is where the

<v Speaker 1>heavy clothes go in?

<v Speaker 3>Well no, but I'm just saying.

<v Speaker 1>Like the you know, blankets and things that you put

<v Speaker 1>in and said, those ways your comforters should be the

<v Speaker 1>heavy cycle.

<v Speaker 2>No, it's not for extra dirt.

<v Speaker 3>Extra dirt.

<v Speaker 1>So if you like are a mechanic, if you you

<v Speaker 1>know the kids, you know, uniforms when they play soccer,

<v Speaker 1>like those things should go in the heavy cycle, not

<v Speaker 1>your big heavy blankets and towels. And it blew my mind,

<v Speaker 1>absolutely blew my mind. And so many people came out

<v Speaker 1>and said it. I mean, there's a sixty six year

<v Speaker 1>old woman who was like, I am.

<v Speaker 3>Sixty six years oh yes today.

<v Speaker 2>So it was using the different cycles. You know, my questions.

<v Speaker 2>There's the delicate, there's the quick there's the heavy. What

<v Speaker 2>do you mean normal twenty four to seven? I was

<v Speaker 2>going to say every load, every load I put in

<v Speaker 2>is no normal.

<v Speaker 3>No, it's crazy talk.

<v Speaker 4>Are you for real clothes? Are you for you can

<v Speaker 4>use normal in every cycle?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you don't know.

<v Speaker 1>No, you need to change the setting on the temperature

<v Speaker 1>as well as what cycle you're going to.

<v Speaker 3>Set it on.

<v Speaker 1>I just temperature for various I know, but normals only

<v Speaker 1>for your clothes.

<v Speaker 3>Now you know what heavy is for.

<v Speaker 1>There's bulky and that's where the you know, blankets and

<v Speaker 1>whatnot are put into.

<v Speaker 2>It's all crap. It's all the same cycle because each cycle.

<v Speaker 1>Does different things like the wash is longer for the

<v Speaker 1>heavily soiled ones. It's got hotter temperature for towels and soiled.

<v Speaker 2>Are your clothes?

<v Speaker 3>Don't answer that, your regular clothes are.

<v Speaker 4>I know how you eat, so your delicates probably should be.

<v Speaker 2>Washed on heavy.

<v Speaker 3>It is talk about my desk.

<v Speaker 2>Your delicates are heavily soiled? Is my just a hunch? No?

<v Speaker 3>Those are.

<v Speaker 2>Whatever panties. You know what drives my wife insane is

<v Speaker 2>you know. I'm a big fan. I like every man

<v Speaker 2>on the planet. I end up with a pile on

<v Speaker 2>my floor, it's.

<v Speaker 4>Next to the pile, or it's on a chair, or

<v Speaker 4>I leave things in the bathroom, and it pisses her

<v Speaker 4>off because she'll go do to the laundry and she's like,

<v Speaker 4>I'm not sorting through all your stuff that's laying everywhere

<v Speaker 4>in the room. So she generally gathers everything up and

<v Speaker 4>throws it in one pile. Right, I think probably many

<v Speaker 4>wives do that. You just throw it into a pile on

<v Speaker 4>the floor. So I'll walk in on a day where

<v Speaker 4>I'm like, you know that pile's gotten big enough. I

<v Speaker 4>will scoop everything up, go down, shove it all in

<v Speaker 4>the wash, from towels to jeans to hoodies to underpants whatever,

<v Speaker 4>all in there, normal on cold and wash it. And

<v Speaker 4>a call comes out, just fine, this one big load,

<v Speaker 4>done and done.

<v Speaker 1>This actually shocks me about you, like you are such

<v Speaker 1>a contral I'm a timesaver, Like I just thought for

<v Speaker 1>sure you'd be separating in your darks and your whites.

<v Speaker 4>And no, I'll just do one giant, gigantic clothes load

<v Speaker 4>and be done with it.

<v Speaker 1>No, No, I'm a little disappointed at shot.

<v Speaker 4>We've been fed these lies for years and years that

<v Speaker 4>you have to do different cycles in different temperatures and

<v Speaker 4>all that. One load, one heat setting, whatever it is,

<v Speaker 4>fifty minutes, done and done, move.

<v Speaker 2>On with your life.

<v Speaker 3>I don't know if I agree it.

<v Speaker 2>Just make sure you get all the candy out of

<v Speaker 2>the box.

<v Speaker 4>That part, though, I know, I just blew your mind

<v Speaker 4>right talking Hi Val.

<v Speaker 1>Hi, Jeremy.

<v Speaker 2>You mad at me?

<v Speaker 4>You're nuts, You're nuts?

<v Speaker 3>Tell about that is so crazy?

<v Speaker 2>Why?

<v Speaker 4>I mean you can now put tell us have a

<v Speaker 4>different fabric on it, jeans have a different fabric on it.

<v Speaker 1>Then you got your knife clothes, and then you got

<v Speaker 1>your T shirts.

<v Speaker 2>It's like, oh my god, that's crazy.

<v Speaker 1>Just because the wander says fifteen loads can go in

<v Speaker 1>there doesn't mean you do it. Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>No, And here's a little fun fact. You can actually

<v Speaker 4>put twenty loads in there all ones.

<v Speaker 1>I know it drives me nuts when my kids do that.

<v Speaker 4>Listen, my clothes look perfect fine, they smell fresh and clean,

<v Speaker 4>they're not spotted and stained.

<v Speaker 2>It works every single time.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah I will.

<v Speaker 2>There's no difference now. His only not spotted and stained

<v Speaker 2>because you know how to eat. No. I soil myself constantly, though.

<v Speaker 1>What we're you gonna say, Yeah, your clothes are in

<v Speaker 1>tiptop shape, which is what shocks me.

<v Speaker 3>I just assume Nickknack did them.

<v Speaker 1>But to know that you're just throwing all your clothes

<v Speaker 1>in at once, I'm surprised your whites aren't pink.

<v Speaker 3>Yes, they do.

<v Speaker 4>What color?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, as long as you're not.

<v Speaker 4>If you're going to do that, there's one caveat Like

<v Speaker 4>if I get a new shirt or something, I will

<v Speaker 4>make sure it is in a load that Nickknack separates,

<v Speaker 4>like maybe in the darks or something like that, because

<v Speaker 4>I know better that if I get a bright red

<v Speaker 4>shirt that's brand new, I don't want to put that

<v Speaker 4>in with everything because I know the colors will bleed.

<v Speaker 4>That's just because it's new, right, But once that baby's

<v Speaker 4>been through the wash two or three times, ain't no

<v Speaker 4>eating going on all together.

<v Speaker 2>Val Val, don't be mad at me.

<v Speaker 4>Don't be mad at me. I want you listen. I

<v Speaker 4>like you. You were very brave to call in. I

<v Speaker 4>want you to be very brave the next time you

<v Speaker 4>do laundry and just try it one time.

<v Speaker 3>Can don't do a vow, don't listen to aw don't

<v Speaker 3>ever even.

<v Speaker 2>I even use different laundry stuff for different modes, be brave.

<v Speaker 2>You're wasting money, you're wasting time. Please just once Vo,

<v Speaker 2>don't ever call us again.

<v Speaker 3>Val, underwear and cowls together.

<v Speaker 1>I couldn't do it.

<v Speaker 4>All right, all right, you're throwing money away and you're

<v Speaker 4>throwing time away. Val, So you do you, but listen,

<v Speaker 4>it was very kind of you to call in today.

<v Speaker 1>Have a great day.

<v Speaker 2>I ruined for life. Does anyone get that vowel?

<v Speaker 1>Like?

<v Speaker 2>I completely ruined her?

<v Speaker 1>Life's so disappointed in you, it's nuts.