<v Speaker 1>Jary, Katie and Josh six one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>I guarantee you this is gonna be the most ridiculous

<v Speaker 2>thing that you hear on Denver Radio this week. Okay,

<v Speaker 2>I mean I guarantee you because Katie came in the

<v Speaker 2>other day and she started asking us this goofy question,

<v Speaker 2>and I just shook my head. I was like, let's

<v Speaker 2>do this on the air.

<v Speaker 1>Well, because here's the thing.

<v Speaker 3>I am constantly like in a place and I look

<v Speaker 3>around and I'm like, gosh, if anybody ever came up

<v Speaker 3>to me and came at me sideways, like in this moment,

<v Speaker 3>what would I use to defend myself? And the other

<v Speaker 3>day I was at the grocery store and I was

<v Speaker 3>legit in the produce aisle, and I was just like,

<v Speaker 3>what if somebody tried to start some and I needed

<v Speaker 3>to defend myself in the moment. And I was in

<v Speaker 3>the produce section and I just started looking around and.

<v Speaker 1>I was like, what would I grab to fight off

<v Speaker 1>my enemy?

<v Speaker 3>And there were a lot of options, right, Cucumbers, potatoes.

<v Speaker 4>All kinds, a lot of options.

<v Speaker 5>Okay.

<v Speaker 3>So it just got me thinking, and so I along

<v Speaker 3>those lines of thinking, I came in and ask you guys, Hey, guys,

<v Speaker 3>for you were ever about to throw down in the

<v Speaker 3>produce section.

<v Speaker 4>So there's your question, y'all?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well it's a.

<v Speaker 4>Silly Friday time. I'm not gonna tell you. Yeah, okay, okay,

<v Speaker 4>I want I do want.

<v Speaker 2>To hear from our listeners. This isn't a hard question.

<v Speaker 2>It's kind of silly. Do you want to have some

<v Speaker 2>fun with us?

<v Speaker 1>Please?

<v Speaker 5>I dare you.

<v Speaker 4>I dare you to call us and have some fun

<v Speaker 4>with us.

<v Speaker 2>Here's our phone number, three oh three six nine one

<v Speaker 2>mix three oh three six nine one sixteen forty nine.

<v Speaker 4>You're in the produce department and you gotta throw down.

<v Speaker 1>You gotta throw down.

<v Speaker 5>You gotta throw the produce.

<v Speaker 2>Someone's coming at you like a spider monkey. What are

<v Speaker 2>you gonna grab?

<v Speaker 1>Defend yourself?

<v Speaker 2>You gotta you gotta, you know, have some description behind

<v Speaker 2>why why you're picking what you're picking?

<v Speaker 1>A reason?

<v Speaker 5>A reason?

<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

<v Speaker 5>What are you picking?

<v Speaker 4>And why? To defend yourself? Come on?

<v Speaker 2>Definitely the weirdest thing gonna hear all day, but full

<v Speaker 2>phone lines, you guys, this is fantastic, So silly, silly,

<v Speaker 2>You're at the grocery store. Stuff starts going down, you're

<v Speaker 2>in the produce section. What are you grabbing to fend

<v Speaker 2>off an enemy? Here's Luke, Hi, Luke, Hi, Hey buddy.

<v Speaker 2>All right, dude, so you're in the produce department. What

<v Speaker 2>are you grab in to fight somebody?

<v Speaker 6>Okay?

<v Speaker 5>So my thought is I can just grab like a

<v Speaker 5>bunch of tomatoes and I'll just like.

<v Speaker 2>Start chucking at them, or I'll just throw one watermelon

<v Speaker 2>directly at their head.

<v Speaker 1>Not bad, not badly, take someboddy out, Luke.

<v Speaker 2>You can almost start with the tomatoes, so the floor

<v Speaker 2>gets all slippery and then boom, knock out.

<v Speaker 3>With them right the tomato and the eye right in

<v Speaker 3>the eye, Like, yeah.

<v Speaker 4>Good, thanks for the call, buddy, that's hilarious. Hi Bob,

<v Speaker 4>good morning, good morning. All right, so you're in the

<v Speaker 4>produce department. You gotta throw it down. What are you grabbing?

<v Speaker 1>I'm grabbing a five pound bag of potatoes. Oh and

<v Speaker 1>you can like swing it.

<v Speaker 5>Okay exactly.

<v Speaker 6>I'm a martial artist and involved for forty five years. Yeah,

<v Speaker 6>it's a festing to grab.

<v Speaker 2>So I immediately went to one, Yes, a big old bag

<v Speaker 2>you can whack somebody with. But also in a situation

<v Speaker 2>where you need you have multiple attackers. Yeah, you got like, uh,

<v Speaker 2>fifteen potatoes there right exactly.

<v Speaker 4>But you're a martial arts guy.

<v Speaker 3>I mean, yes, so you put some thought into this, Bob,

<v Speaker 3>like you actually did the research.

<v Speaker 6>I actually taught a class for years on improvisational weaponry.

<v Speaker 4>I want to go to that class.

<v Speaker 1>Said, I didn't know it was a thing. Yes, So

<v Speaker 1>what other kinds of thing? Like improv weapon?

<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

<v Speaker 5>What would be?

<v Speaker 2>Okay, so we're in there and there's no potatoes, then

<v Speaker 2>what do we Geah?

<v Speaker 4>What else?

<v Speaker 6>A five pound bag of onion?

<v Speaker 3>Oh?

<v Speaker 1>Okay, same type of thing.

<v Speaker 3>But if you couldn't grab about the bags, like say,

<v Speaker 3>you just had to grab a single vegetable or fruit?

<v Speaker 1>Which one would you go for?

<v Speaker 6>English cucumber? Oh? I think weapon.

<v Speaker 2>I thought about that, but I feel like it's a

<v Speaker 2>little flimsy, Bob. We're we got to get to some

<v Speaker 2>other calls, buddy, But dude, you're the expert man.

<v Speaker 4>Thank you, well well done, sir.

<v Speaker 5>I have a great day you too.

<v Speaker 4>By to buy that was like his job, I know,

<v Speaker 4>his job was to prepare to fight.

<v Speaker 1>He's going to go buy potatoes just to do it today.

<v Speaker 4>Bread through my point?

<v Speaker 2>Bread is, Hey, how you doing well.

<v Speaker 4>You're just turning Katie on. You got a sexy voice, Brett, awesome,

<v Speaker 4>thanks you welcome.

<v Speaker 6>What do you what?

<v Speaker 4>Are you fighting somebody up with the broduce department?

<v Speaker 6>So I like the I like Luke's watermelon of the head.

<v Speaker 6>I like the bag of potatoes. I think maybe start

<v Speaker 6>with the clubing them with the with the bag of

<v Speaker 6>potatoes and then a handful of halapenos right in your eyes.

<v Speaker 4>Oh that's solid.

<v Speaker 2>I didn't think about the halapenio because they spicy.

<v Speaker 4>They spicy.

<v Speaker 2>What if you only had access to one thing? It

<v Speaker 2>was like, boom, you don't have time to grab too.

<v Speaker 2>Are you just going straight for the halopenos?

<v Speaker 6>Uh? It depends. Are we in a grappling situation or

<v Speaker 6>is there some distance between this because you know I'm.

<v Speaker 2>Going in this hypothetical produce department assault. Yeah, I think

<v Speaker 2>it's a grapp grappling situation. He's snuck up behind you

<v Speaker 2>and grabbed you.

<v Speaker 4>Brett.

<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'm going for the then right to the eyes.

<v Speaker 6>That's what I'm doing.

<v Speaker 4>Well played, sir, I like that. Brett.

<v Speaker 5>Good job, Thank you.

<v Speaker 4>Brett, have a great day.

<v Speaker 6>Thanks.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but let's do what I'm a really quick.

<v Speaker 4>Oh man, the lines are packed high.

<v Speaker 5>D Hi, Gee, he's nuts.

<v Speaker 4>What are you grabbing.

<v Speaker 6>Pineapple through it?

<v Speaker 2>It's gonna stab him.

<v Speaker 5>It's poky.

<v Speaker 4>It is poky, isn't it.

<v Speaker 1>That's perfect?

<v Speaker 5>And it has a handle. It doesn't.

<v Speaker 2>But that handle, the built in handle the top there,

<v Speaker 2>that's prickly. That's what I hold on to.

<v Speaker 5>It is.

<v Speaker 3>But if you got a good grip on it and

<v Speaker 3>then just went to town.

<v Speaker 2>That's an epic weapon. I think that's pretty good job. D.

<v Speaker 2>We are all still laughing at Bob, who is the

<v Speaker 2>martial arts expert who was talking about the five pound

<v Speaker 2>bag of potatoes and the five pound bag of onions and.

<v Speaker 1>Teaching a class on spontaneous weaponry.

<v Speaker 2>Like, wait a minute, I want to talk to that

<v Speaker 2>guy longer and give him different scenarios and situations.

<v Speaker 4>You know, I'm at a hardware store.

<v Speaker 1>You're at the post office.

<v Speaker 4>I'm at a car dealership. Yeah, I'm at the DMV.

<v Speaker 4>What am I grabbing?

<v Speaker 1>Bob, You're at Build a Bear Bear hot topic.

<v Speaker 4>I gotta talk to him again.

<v Speaker 2>All right, we got Juliette, Jason, and Tyler on the line.

<v Speaker 2>Let's snag what they're grabbing. Hi, Juliet, good morning to you.

<v Speaker 2>So you have to defend yourself in the produce department.

<v Speaker 2>What are you grabbing?

<v Speaker 6>Okay?

<v Speaker 3>So I don't know if this counts because it's not

<v Speaker 3>a fruit or veggie, but is in the produce aisle.

<v Speaker 4>Okay, well this is a twist.

<v Speaker 5>I like this.

<v Speaker 4>Okay, what are you grabbing?

<v Speaker 6>You know, like the lime or the lemon juices? Yes,

<v Speaker 6>squeeze the squeeze them in the eyes.

<v Speaker 4>That I think would still count perfect.

<v Speaker 3>They look like the lime and the lemon, so bonus

<v Speaker 3>points there, right, Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>It works like I was kind of thinking about maybe

<v Speaker 2>doing lemon juices as mine, Julia, Just grabbing a lemon, though,

<v Speaker 2>and ripping it open and right into their eyes. You

<v Speaker 2>know that burns, But I like yours better. That's pretty solid, girl,

<v Speaker 2>Pretty solid.

<v Speaker 6>It would give me a chance to run away if

<v Speaker 6>I need to.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, duck and cover. Good job, Juliette, pretty solid. Thank you,

<v Speaker 4>Thank you for calling. Have a good day you too.

<v Speaker 4>Bye bye, Jason and Tyler. Let's do Tyler. Hi, Tyler, Hello, Hello,

<v Speaker 4>what are you grabbing?

<v Speaker 6>I'm grabbing a Durian.

<v Speaker 1>Oh you're just gonna make one.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's the one. That's stinking delicious.

<v Speaker 6>Game over everybody's out.

<v Speaker 5>You would make him pass out with that.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you'd clear out the whole store with a Durian fruit.

<v Speaker 6>Precisely.

<v Speaker 4>How many of those.

<v Speaker 5>Are just sitting around though?

<v Speaker 1>You'll find one? Yeah, especially now like the you know,

<v Speaker 1>specialty store. Okay, maybe you can find Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, I'd be walking around trying to find whatever the

<v Speaker 2>hell a Durian fruit is.

<v Speaker 4>Hold on, can you not mug me for a second.

<v Speaker 5>I gotta do a loop.

<v Speaker 1>Let me google.

<v Speaker 6>Okay, Well, as long as your's patients, then I guess

<v Speaker 6>it's fine.

<v Speaker 4>A very patient mugger.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, take your time, take your time slipping through his

<v Speaker 2>Instagram nothing, Tyler, you made me laugh.

<v Speaker 4>Well done, have a good day. Yeah, okay, Bry's Jason

<v Speaker 4>have to say?

<v Speaker 5>What's up? Jason?

<v Speaker 4>Well, we're super dupes, buddy, super dup, super dupes.

<v Speaker 5>I would go ahead.

<v Speaker 6>I would. I would do a butternut squash man, so

<v Speaker 6>I could use a tag line you butter not stuff

<v Speaker 6>on me?

<v Speaker 5>Oh you have this planned out? My god?

<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but I would. I would have to follow up

<v Speaker 6>a Brussels sprout because nobody, nobody.

<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, they're making them way better nowadays.

<v Speaker 2>And again, you got a bag of Brussels sprouts, you

<v Speaker 2>can nail them three or four times, or whack them

<v Speaker 2>with the Brussels spots.

<v Speaker 6>Or there's no there's no bacon in.

<v Speaker 2>The right or Jason, you throw them on the ground

<v Speaker 2>and it's one of those situations where they fall down.

<v Speaker 1>Solid.

<v Speaker 4>Pick Jason. That's fun And I.

<v Speaker 1>Like your line.

<v Speaker 5>You butternut.

<v Speaker 4>You're our favorite butternut squash.

<v Speaker 6>Jason.

<v Speaker 5>Have a good weekend.

<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you guys as well?

<v Speaker 4>Later funny, All right, what are you guys picking?

<v Speaker 6>Man?

<v Speaker 5>That was so good. I think I'm going to just

<v Speaker 5>try to find the coconuts. I gotta go straight to

<v Speaker 5>the coconuts and just start hawking it about you.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm picking the ginger route because it's stable, it's big,

<v Speaker 3>and I could hit a couple of times without that

<v Speaker 3>break ginger root all day.

<v Speaker 2>That's another one that you could snap open and rub

<v Speaker 2>it on their tongue. And yeah, I'm going straight over

<v Speaker 2>to the corn on the cob. I'm shucking two corn

<v Speaker 2>on the cobs and I'm holding them like daggers and

<v Speaker 2>I'm coming at you.

<v Speaker 5>With the corn on the cob.

<v Speaker 2>That would hurt go down with it, you can go

<v Speaker 2>up with it, you can go straight across with it.

<v Speaker 4>I'm going corn on the.

<v Speaker 5>Cob all day today. That one. Yeah, that's what I'm doing.

<v Speaker 3>No one's taking out us out in the produce. We're

<v Speaker 3>fruit and ninjas.

<v Speaker 2>Hey guys, thanks for the calls and comments and having

<v Speaker 2>some fun on a Fun Friday Show with Jeremy, Katie

<v Speaker 2>and Josh