<v Speaker 1>Jared, You, Katie, and Josh six one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>I'm reading this random poll that I stumbled upon online.

<v Speaker 2>It's kind of a funny question. If you could freeze time,

<v Speaker 2>would you do anything illegal? Absolutely? Boom, You're freezing time

<v Speaker 2>right now. I don't even know what I do, but

<v Speaker 2>I do something. Check this out, Broski. Ninety percent of

<v Speaker 2>people said, yeah, I would do something illegal. Okay, I

<v Speaker 2>know instantly what I would do. What would you do

<v Speaker 2>time freezes? I'm gonna go to like a store with

<v Speaker 2>a bunch of stuff I could smash. That would feel good?

<v Speaker 2>Oh you know, it's almost like a gigantic rage room.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>But yeah, like a store where they've got like fine

<v Speaker 2>china glasses, things like that, and that would just go

<v Speaker 2>smash everything. You want to destroy stuff. I want to

<v Speaker 2>destroy property. I think it would be therapeutic. Yeah, And

<v Speaker 2>haven't we all had those thoughts of going into a

<v Speaker 2>store and just smashing stuff, Like see even wander into

<v Speaker 2>a Best Buy with a baseball bat and just smash

<v Speaker 2>the TVs. I don't want to do that, do I

<v Speaker 2>have Angerish sounded good in my head, but now that

<v Speaker 2>I'm saying it out loud. Josh, Gary not really. I

<v Speaker 2>mean no, oh yeah, I've thought about that. If you're

<v Speaker 2>like in a store, I mean bed bath, and Beyond

<v Speaker 2>used to do it for me. I go into that.

<v Speaker 2>You go into this section with all the plates and

<v Speaker 2>the cups and all the you know, little knickknack things utensils,

<v Speaker 2>and I would be like, man, I just wish I

<v Speaker 2>could grab everything and smash it, throw it around the

<v Speaker 2>end of the day. Beyond used to do it for it,

<v Speaker 2>really did. Used to get my motor going. You walk

<v Speaker 2>into the cup section and be like, d you want

<v Speaker 2>to smash all this? So if you could freeze time,

<v Speaker 2>would you do anything illegal? Josh? Would you? Yeah?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I'd probably do something to make me money,

<v Speaker 1>not destroy things.

<v Speaker 2>Oh no, that's not the question. If you could freeze time,

<v Speaker 2>would you do anything illegal? Yeah? So would you rob

<v Speaker 2>a bank? I guess that would make you.

<v Speaker 3>No.

<v Speaker 1>I think I would freeze time and take elon Musk's

<v Speaker 1>credit card.

<v Speaker 2>That's smart. Yeah, there we go. Because I'm kind of

<v Speaker 2>my thought process is the same.

<v Speaker 3>I don't want to hurt anybody, and I don't want

<v Speaker 3>to make anybody sad, but I want to make money.

<v Speaker 3>However I can make that happen.

<v Speaker 1>Money is gone back into a bank and take the

<v Speaker 1>money because that's hurting people.

<v Speaker 2>I know, hurting people part well, I mean illegal is

<v Speaker 2>doing something wrong, So you got to take the moral

<v Speaker 2>aspect out of it. Time, Get an airline ticket, hop

<v Speaker 2>on a plane, travel California, Get in a taxi, tesla, tesla,

<v Speaker 2>try to find Elon made your way into his compound.

<v Speaker 2>Mind is wallet?

<v Speaker 1>No, because it's not logical, because you already said, can

<v Speaker 1>we freeze time?

<v Speaker 2>That's not logical. I would already know what God yeah,

<v Speaker 2>I would already know you couldn't. Wouldn't you just freeze

<v Speaker 2>right now? Walk down the stream the wells Fargo and

<v Speaker 2>hop in their vault because.

<v Speaker 1>Elon has more Exactly, he has more money, Katie, what

<v Speaker 1>are you doing?

<v Speaker 3>I want to do that same thing, like I want

<v Speaker 3>to do something that doesn't hurt anybody and doesn't you know,

<v Speaker 3>make anybody sad.

<v Speaker 2>But I can make money. You guys aren't having fun

<v Speaker 2>with this all. I hate this top beyond.

<v Speaker 3>It's just that's the caveat friendly Exactly, it wouldn't be

<v Speaker 3>a very nice weeek.

<v Speaker 2>What I would do is go to a flower shop.

<v Speaker 2>I want to buy flowers for everybody.

<v Speaker 3>I want to take your money, have flowers, but then

<v Speaker 3>we can be besties.

<v Speaker 2>Like if that you guys aren't good at this game,

<v Speaker 2>I want some listeners on the line.

<v Speaker 3>Okay, if you could break the law, if you could

<v Speaker 3>freeze time and do anything illegal, ninety people are saying, yes,

<v Speaker 3>what would you do?

<v Speaker 2>Three oh three six nine mix three oh three six

<v Speaker 2>nine one sixteen forty nine. I didn't plan this at all,

<v Speaker 2>just a story. We have a whole other topic. But

<v Speaker 2>if you want to sound enough about it, I will

<v Speaker 2>definitely take your call, because these two clowns across from

<v Speaker 2>you don't want to hurt anymore. What I would do

<v Speaker 2>is I'd freeze time and I'd find two people and

<v Speaker 2>switch their clothes.

<v Speaker 3>That actually sounds kind of funny, wouldn't you like that?

<v Speaker 2>Break into like Nord or something and go check out

<v Speaker 2>like secret military installations, or go to like area fifty

<v Speaker 2>one and see if there's aliens there phone lines are ringing.

<v Speaker 2>That would be cool, Yeah, that's what that's I would

<v Speaker 2>get flower and put them on the graves of everybody

<v Speaker 2>that has come before it. Exactly.

<v Speaker 3>You could do sweet stuff with your time phrase too.

<v Speaker 3>There's no rules, right, like, no, you do. You are

<v Speaker 3>not impressed with our answers today.

<v Speaker 2>Well, this is just kind of turned into a fun

<v Speaker 2>and unexpected show Wants to Know segment pulled this story

<v Speaker 2>out of my butt this morning. Ouch random. Paul asked,

<v Speaker 2>if you could freeze time, would you do anything illegal?

<v Speaker 2>Ninety percent of people said yeah, absolutely. I would go

<v Speaker 2>smash a bunch of stuff in the stores, is what

<v Speaker 2>I would do, And then Katie and Josh would give

<v Speaker 2>to the needy. So if you want to have some

<v Speaker 2>fun with this, but make money while they're at it,

<v Speaker 2>come on, have some fun with this. Nothing horrific, obviously,

<v Speaker 2>but three oho, three six nine one, sixteen forty nine

<v Speaker 2>will get you in the studios with JKJ. If you

<v Speaker 2>could freeze time, what would you do that would be illegal?

<v Speaker 2>Here is Angela. Hi, Angela, Welcome to the show. Angela.

<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Hot Angela morning, good morning. All right, so

<v Speaker 2>you're freezing time. Boom, it's frozen. What are you gonna

<v Speaker 2>go do?

<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna change the Dolatto numbers. And actually I'm gonna

<v Speaker 4>make it my mom's ticket, not mine, because you know,

<v Speaker 4>you got to make it extra special. So she's winning

<v Speaker 4>millions and millions.

<v Speaker 3>That is so perfect because you get to make money,

<v Speaker 3>you get to make your mom happy, and you're doing

<v Speaker 3>something sweet.

<v Speaker 2>See Joe, that's dumbe be nice. Why wouldn't you just

<v Speaker 2>take it, Angela? And then you could give your mom.

<v Speaker 4>A chunk of it because she's the sweetest of I

<v Speaker 4>know why nice? Good care of me?

<v Speaker 2>Why? I know why? It's because if when time unfreezes

<v Speaker 2>and they track down, like what went on and who

<v Speaker 2>gets caught, it's your mom.

<v Speaker 1>And not you.

<v Speaker 4>That's right, she'd be sweet in the clank.

<v Speaker 2>She'd take care of everybody sweet in the clank. That's awesome.

<v Speaker 2>So all right, Angela, that's a good one. Thanks, all right,

<v Speaker 2>by Angela. Yeah, if you could freeze time, what would

<v Speaker 2>you do? That's a legal three oh three six' nine

<v Speaker 2>one sixteen forty. Nine if you would like to sound,

<v Speaker 2>off is It Tauna? Tauna, Yeah tauna Like tauna? Banana

<v Speaker 2>what would you?

<v Speaker 4>DO i would.

<v Speaker 5>Steal a, car like you, know a high performance vehicle

<v Speaker 5>or something like, that.

<v Speaker 2>A high performance? Vehicle, yeah like what what do you

<v Speaker 2>you got your? Mind something Like lambo like nice yob,

<v Speaker 2>yeah or Classic mustang or something or the New.

<v Speaker 4>Firebird, oh that's.

<v Speaker 2>MUSCLE i like. It, yeah, sure put some free bird

<v Speaker 2>on and give it. Hell so you've been thinking about,

<v Speaker 2>this it sounds, like, yeah trying to think of the

<v Speaker 2>CAR i would. Steal maybe maybe like a New, raptor

<v Speaker 2>like A FORD f one Fifty. RAPTOR i think that

<v Speaker 2>would be more my. Speed how about, You, Katie i'd

<v Speaker 2>go a little bit more Given cooper Char.

<v Speaker 3>Lotus what do you mean, Like i'd get like butterfly,

<v Speaker 3>Doors i'd go all.

<v Speaker 2>Out that's, Good, janna thank you for. Calling that's a good.

<v Speaker 2>One we are talking about if you could freeze, time

<v Speaker 2>would you break the? Law what would you? Do? Uh

<v Speaker 2>here is Kindra, hi kindra. Hi, hey, okay boom time just?

<v Speaker 2>Froze what are you? Doing that's? Illegal i'm stealing, gas

<v Speaker 2>stealing gas it's red right.

<v Speaker 4>Now but not just not just for my one.

<v Speaker 5>GASSAGE i would hit up several gas stations and make

<v Speaker 5>SURE i had enough for my. Stock and, yeah everybody

<v Speaker 5>else can figure it.

<v Speaker 2>Out, Yeah, yeah that's pretty good plan and incredibly. Timely can.

<v Speaker 2>Right that's a good. One i'll do one. MORE i

<v Speaker 2>want to do one, more but, yeah phone lines are still,

<v Speaker 2>Ringing so THREE o, three six nine, one sixteen forty.

<v Speaker 2>Nine if you could freeze, time what would you do

<v Speaker 2>that is? Illegal what are you, Saying?

<v Speaker 3>Sarah hiy, HI i would remove my ex husband from the.

<v Speaker 2>Earth oh, lord oh, boy oh, Boy, Sarah, Sarah, sorry.

<v Speaker 3>No, no no apologies, needed you're talking said it, All.

<v Speaker 2>Sarah you don't like this? Guy Huh, no like.

<v Speaker 4>The wake of destruction behind THE.

<v Speaker 5>Uss paul is.

<v Speaker 4>Naive we don't like it.

<v Speaker 2>EITHER i don't even know what he, did but, yeah

<v Speaker 2>this guy's a jerk With. Paul so what would you?

<v Speaker 2>Do would you throw him in like a vat of

<v Speaker 2>acid or?

<v Speaker 4>Something, OH i can't say. THAT i would just find.

<v Speaker 2>You, know let's just say he'd. Disappear we get him

<v Speaker 2>on a boat with some concrete. Shoes, sarah you made

<v Speaker 2>me laugh so. GOOD i love, it absolutely. Fantastic thank

<v Speaker 2>you for.

<v Speaker 4>Calling you're, Welcome thanky.

<v Speaker 2>Money she's just, like just get rid of, them all,

<v Speaker 2>right damn. It i'm gonna do one more BECAUSE i

<v Speaker 2>see it on the screen and this is really really. Good. Olivia, Hi, Hey,

<v Speaker 2>okay time, freezes but we're. Frozen what do you doing that's?

<v Speaker 5>Illegal i'm going to the zoo And i'm petting all the.

<v Speaker 4>Animals, yes, yes that's.

<v Speaker 2>Perfect i'm gonna go pet. Tiger. YEAH i go straight

<v Speaker 2>to the pett a hip, hop a, lion, alligators petting.

<v Speaker 3>Everything, guys petting all the animals that are going to hurt.

<v Speaker 2>Them, though of course you go to the mean. Animal,

<v Speaker 2>No i'd go to the penguins and the. Monkeys did

<v Speaker 2>you not hear? ME i climbed the giraffe's. Neck you

<v Speaker 2>get on a giraft and slide. Down that's really. Good that's, Good.

<v Speaker 2>OLIVIA i would take that lady's ex Husband paul and

<v Speaker 2>put them in the lion. Cage we got three people

<v Speaker 2>on the. Line let's talk About Anna banana hianna. Ah good.

<v Speaker 2>Morning all, Right so what are you gonna do if

<v Speaker 2>you could freeze?

<v Speaker 4>TIME i, first maybe.

<v Speaker 2>Going to AN nba game and reached your shirts during the.

<v Speaker 2>Game you're switching jerseys mid.

<v Speaker 4>Game it can be.

<v Speaker 2>Fun it can be, fun pure, chaos, Right like what

<v Speaker 2>that good is going? On all?

<v Speaker 3>Right that's pretty, good especially if you have two teams, that,

<v Speaker 3>like as A nuggets, fan you want to root, against

<v Speaker 3>like The lakers and The, Timberwolves, like let's switch their shirts.

<v Speaker 2>And cause some, chaos just drop all their. PANTS i

<v Speaker 2>would THINK i would just pull down all their basketball

<v Speaker 2>who's switching? Jerseys you go a few, WAYS i, think

<v Speaker 2>and THEN i would smash everything in the. Stadium right for,

<v Speaker 2>ME i would freeze se pull down their pants and

<v Speaker 2>smash everything in the stadium and then, boom free. Chos it's. Unline, okay, hi,

<v Speaker 2>hikay so you're freezing. Time what are you? Doing?

<v Speaker 5>WELL i figured i'd mix a little bit of the

<v Speaker 5>illegal side that you're into with the moral side That

<v Speaker 5>katy And josh are. Into SO i Think i'm gonna

<v Speaker 5>still go With, josh will rob elon musk, Together. Okay

<v Speaker 5>and Then i'm going to take that. Money i'm going

<v Speaker 5>to invest the Smallest portune ever into buying OUT. Kimn

<v Speaker 5>and Then i'm going to become your guys as this,

<v Speaker 5>Boss i'm going to give you guys. Raises i'm going

<v Speaker 5>to move you to a new office that has a

<v Speaker 5>better view, again so you can tell us when it's knowing.

<v Speaker 2>Well you are a die hard. LISTENER i, wow die?

<v Speaker 5>Hard?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah like how much of a razor are we getting?

<v Speaker 3>There? Now? Yeah the, Money, OH i don't know what.

<v Speaker 5>Your base pays right, now But i'm going to give

<v Speaker 5>you let's go with, like we'll start at thirty percent

<v Speaker 5>and we can.

<v Speaker 1>Negotiate, okay good because our base pays a, Million so, yeah,

<v Speaker 1>exactly we're going After.

<v Speaker 2>ELON i want more than thirty.

<v Speaker 5>Percent, right but, LIKE i got to get something out

<v Speaker 5>of this. TOO i want to BE.

<v Speaker 2>I think we want fifteen. Milia we're worth.

<v Speaker 4>It fifteen, mil it's twenty.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah we have.

<v Speaker 3>A couple Of.

<v Speaker 5>Bugatti's you guys just have to promise not to unionize against.

<v Speaker 2>Meal deal and AND i want a pizza. Party. Okay

<v Speaker 2>thank you for this very very hypothetical situation.

<v Speaker 1>Like that.

<v Speaker 5>Make it. Happen we could make it. HAPPEN i feel

<v Speaker 5>LIKE i might be put on the watch list.

<v Speaker 2>Soon thank you for calling in and having some fun with.

<v Speaker 2>Us that one's pretty darn. SOLID i like her had

<v Speaker 2>a couple of. Minutes, kelly what's your final?

<v Speaker 4>One, Hello i'm stealing punched. Monkey, oh little punch the

<v Speaker 4>monkeys so.

<v Speaker 2>Cute that's really. Good that's a really good.

<v Speaker 4>One, yeah and all of his toys and none of

<v Speaker 4>the bullies are touching his.

<v Speaker 2>Toys, yeah you would kick the other monkeys out of the.

<v Speaker 2>Way mm, hmm yeah, yeah.

<v Speaker 4>And then maybe maybe if it was the time when

<v Speaker 4>my kids were, LITTLE i would have stolen all the

<v Speaker 4>diapers THAT i could and all.

<v Speaker 3>The exactly those are expensive that a little bit more For, alright.

<v Speaker 2>There's kelly at her house with a garage full of

<v Speaker 2>diapers and a little pet monkey and a baby. Monkey

<v Speaker 2>that's how you wrap it up right. There