<v Speaker 1>Jerry Katy and Josh six one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Kind of a funny story floating around this morning. I

<v Speaker 2>can't wait to get old and do fun things. A

<v Speaker 2>ninety nine year old woman just set the Guinness World

<v Speaker 2>Record for the oldest person ever to CrowdSurf. She did

<v Speaker 2>it during a Brandley Gilbert set at the Rock Country

<v Speaker 2>Festival whatever it is. Out in Texas. She's known as

<v Speaker 2>Gangster Granny. She does a ton of stuff on social

<v Speaker 2>She's really cute. She does a lot of pranks and stuff.

<v Speaker 2>But yeah, oldest woman now to CrowdSurf at ninety nine

<v Speaker 2>years old, and why the hell not.

<v Speaker 1>I cannot wait until I get to that age. I

<v Speaker 1>was in the grocery store yesterday and I came across

<v Speaker 1>somebody who I like. Immediately was like, I cannot wait

<v Speaker 1>to be you. So he was riding around on one

<v Speaker 1>of those scooters that you ride in the grocery store, you.

<v Speaker 3>Know what I mean, little basket front beeps when it

<v Speaker 3>backs up.

<v Speaker 1>He did not care about anybody, did not like it

<v Speaker 1>was so funny. And I saw him because I was

<v Speaker 1>coming out of an aisle into the meat department and

<v Speaker 1>he was just like taking no names, didn't care. But

<v Speaker 1>not only that. He was on his phone. So he

<v Speaker 1>was driving this little scooter, talking on his phone, and

<v Speaker 1>he was bumping into like the tortilla stand and you

<v Speaker 1>know the little pepperoni cart that is by the.

<v Speaker 4>Pepperoni cart, like all the little.

<v Speaker 1>Things on a side, Like he was just hitting him.

<v Speaker 1>He didn't even care. And then I saw him go

<v Speaker 1>around the corner into the produce and all of a sudden,

<v Speaker 1>I heard whoa, and he's like coming in hot. Oh no,

<v Speaker 1>she does not care at all, Like he is just

<v Speaker 1>rolling through this grocery store like he ow's.

<v Speaker 4>That's an old dude scooter thing for sure.

<v Speaker 1>And I could not wait to become him. I was like,

<v Speaker 1>I cannot wait.

<v Speaker 4>You're like, oh, bless his heart. He's old, and blessed

<v Speaker 4>his heart. He's in a little scooter.

<v Speaker 1>That's exactly what I did. I wasn't gonna tell him

<v Speaker 1>to get off his phone. I'm like, he is loving

<v Speaker 1>life right now.

<v Speaker 2>I would have pushed the pepperoni shelf a little bit

<v Speaker 2>closer to him so he could just knock the whole

<v Speaker 2>thing over.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I keep. I'm like, sir, you're the greatest generation.

<v Speaker 4>Just roll over.

<v Speaker 1>The funniest part. He did not even have any groceries

<v Speaker 1>in his cart. I think he was just there to

<v Speaker 1>have fun. I just think he was the scooter.

<v Speaker 4>I think it's, you know, this is great old guy aside.

<v Speaker 2>Generally, I think the people on those scooters just don't

<v Speaker 2>They don't care.

<v Speaker 1>They don't care, they don't care, and we watch out

<v Speaker 1>for them, at least I do.

<v Speaker 4>I stop let him go, scooter coming.

<v Speaker 1>I'm not getting in their way. I'm like, you go first.

<v Speaker 4>There's a lot of power behind the scooter.

<v Speaker 1>That really is, you know, And he knew that, he

<v Speaker 1>knew it.

<v Speaker 4>He was just like they see me rolling.

<v Speaker 2>Then Laurie sent us a message on the text line,

<v Speaker 2>and I was like, we gotta get Lori on the air.

<v Speaker 2>So she called in Hilri Hi, Hi, good morning. First

<v Speaker 2>of all, thank you for listening and texting and calling.

<v Speaker 4>You're a rock star.

<v Speaker 3>Uh.

<v Speaker 2>Second, you gotta tell everybody about your eighty year old Anne.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah. So we're just, you know, minding her own business,

<v Speaker 5>shopping around the store, and she comes around the corner,

<v Speaker 5>takes it wide, clips this stack of wine boxes with

<v Speaker 5>bottles you know, sprinkled all around. Yeah, and they start

<v Speaker 5>to shake and she just keeps on tootling, and all

<v Speaker 5>of a sudden, like one falls and another fall like

<v Speaker 5>a cascade. Seriously, they are probably twenty plus just crashing

<v Speaker 5>to the ground, wine everywhere, and she's just toodling down

<v Speaker 5>by the very section, leaving up the milk, the cheese.

<v Speaker 4>She just toodled away, didn't she? Were you with her?

<v Speaker 1>Yes?

<v Speaker 4>Would you do?

<v Speaker 5>I'm just first, I'm standing there. You need to look

<v Speaker 5>at it like, uh, I don't afford to pay for this?

<v Speaker 4>Yeah? So then did you toodle away as well?

<v Speaker 1>No?

<v Speaker 5>Because I'm a good human being. So I talked to

<v Speaker 5>the grocery manager and he was just like, it's okay.

<v Speaker 5>It happens all the time. And so they're like, you know,

<v Speaker 5>they put the little cones off, nobody can go in

<v Speaker 5>that area. And she's just bopping down, you know now

<v Speaker 5>the high seen section, just buying shampoo.

<v Speaker 2>Like nothing, a trail of shampoo behind her mouthwash everywhere.

<v Speaker 5>I catched up with Auntie, what are you doing? And

<v Speaker 5>she's from Texas and so she's got this little accent,

<v Speaker 5>she says white. If they didn't want it to be

<v Speaker 5>out and knocked into, they shouldn't put it in my way,

<v Speaker 5>you know, what.

<v Speaker 4>That's a solid life lesson right there from Anie.

<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, you don't want.

<v Speaker 2>Me making a mask. Eat it out of the way

<v Speaker 2>for God's sake. Bless their hearts, Jory. I love this story.

<v Speaker 2>You made our morning.

<v Speaker 4>Thank you so good much, thank you.

<v Speaker 5>I love listening to you guys.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, thank you, thank you.

<v Speaker 4>So funny, so good.

<v Speaker 2>This high school is in the news this morning. Doesn't

<v Speaker 2>see where it's at.

<v Speaker 4>Darn it. Oh well, the story is the main part.

<v Speaker 2>A delicious dish of baked dirt was accidentally served during

<v Speaker 2>a high school community supper.

<v Speaker 4>Well here it is in Maine. Last week.

<v Speaker 2>These school admitted the mistake on socials, saying that it

<v Speaker 2>was an unfortunate incident.

<v Speaker 4>Here's how it happened.

<v Speaker 2>Earlier in the day, students had been baking potting soil

<v Speaker 2>as part of a science activity to sterilize it so

<v Speaker 2>they could later test.

<v Speaker 4>Like plant growth. I guess.

<v Speaker 2>The soil had been placed in a baking dish, covered

<v Speaker 2>with foil and set off to the side, and during

<v Speaker 2>meal time there was some chaos in the kitchen as

<v Speaker 2>servers were working to quickly deliver food to the tables.

<v Speaker 2>The dish was accidentally grabbed and brought out three students

<v Speaker 2>ate the soil, thinking it was a dessert item. Immediately

<v Speaker 2>realized that it, hm, this tastes like dirt, and they

<v Speaker 2>spit it out. The kids, I guess, and the dirt

<v Speaker 2>are doing fine. The school insisted this was just a

<v Speaker 2>coincidence and not a prank, and there is no indication

<v Speaker 2>that anyone was hurt or sickened by the mix up.

<v Speaker 4>But that is damn funny to me. The lunch lady

<v Speaker 4>comes out with her big old dishes some dessert kids,

<v Speaker 4>it tastes like dirt. This so funny.

<v Speaker 2>I was actually at the school last night, the middle

<v Speaker 2>school for my son. For those of you that have

<v Speaker 2>listened for many, many years, kiddo's leaving middle school and

<v Speaker 2>heading into high school next year. So it was the

<v Speaker 2>final band concert last night, which was it was heartwarming. Actually,

<v Speaker 2>I really enjoyed it. He's not gonna be pursuing band

<v Speaker 2>in high school and I'm still trying to decide if

<v Speaker 2>that's a good idea or not, mostly because we spent

<v Speaker 2>a buttload of money on a trumpet.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, no, it's I mean, once you make that investment,

<v Speaker 1>it's hard to just see them be like, well, I

<v Speaker 1>want to play the flute now.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well it's not even that.

<v Speaker 2>It's like, I feel like you're in high school now

<v Speaker 2>and you really need to maybe focus on your academics

<v Speaker 2>and you can knock out a ton of classes and

<v Speaker 2>almost essentially knock out a first year of college.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well you're in high school.

<v Speaker 2>So it's like, do you make him focus on the

<v Speaker 2>academics and getting good grades or do you let him

<v Speaker 2>play the trumpet for funzies in one of his electives

<v Speaker 2>or you know, study hours or things like that, because

<v Speaker 2>I mean, let's be logical, where's the trumpet going to

<v Speaker 2>take you in?

<v Speaker 1>But I I know, so I played the cello all

<v Speaker 1>through school, did you? Elementary school, into middle school, all

<v Speaker 1>the way through high school? And in my orchestra class

<v Speaker 1>there are two people in particular who play violin all

<v Speaker 1>around the world, now you know what I mean. So

<v Speaker 1>it can happen, you could, but the odds of that, right, Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>But that's the thing, to be the trumpet player for

<v Speaker 1>Dave Matthews or something. Yes, yeah, is that dream gonna

<v Speaker 1>come true? Chances are probably not probably learning a musical

<v Speaker 1>instrument and playing so and just like the time counting

<v Speaker 1>one too, not gonna deny it if it's a waltz, right, Like,

<v Speaker 1>there's so many benefits that come with playing music that

<v Speaker 1>actually help in your academics, and so I feel like

<v Speaker 1>playing the cello was a huge part in me graduating

<v Speaker 1>in how I did in high school and everything, and

<v Speaker 1>multiple studies on that key retaining information my memory.

<v Speaker 4>No argument for me.

<v Speaker 1>If I were to, I would say, I would, you know,

<v Speaker 1>err on the side of he should play in high school.

<v Speaker 4>But this is me and that's the thing.

<v Speaker 2>Like I was like, all in on, it's probably a

<v Speaker 2>good idea to let this go, get your engineering classes in,

<v Speaker 2>get your business classes in.

<v Speaker 4>But like, he played so good last night.

<v Speaker 2>But I was like, dang, maybe he should continue this

<v Speaker 2>a little bit in high school and develop that even

<v Speaker 2>more friendships, you know with the band kids, and there's

<v Speaker 2>that too, there's a friendship.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the community aspect of everybody doing the same thing,

<v Speaker 1>I mean, the like mindedness. It's hard to deny that.

<v Speaker 1>But a lot of texts in here, uh always coming

<v Speaker 1>in about.

<v Speaker 4>Probably a bunch of clarinet players.

<v Speaker 1>You know, I mean, just I love Erica. She said

<v Speaker 1>that she works in a high school, and she says

<v Speaker 1>just make sure he finds something to be and you

<v Speaker 1>can't just focus on academic. Yeah, I will say no,

<v Speaker 1>like and so I think that that's great. Whatever he

<v Speaker 1>decides to do, just make sure he finds something.

<v Speaker 2>And we have absolutely said that, whether now you you know,

<v Speaker 2>if he's sinking maybe cross country even or track or

<v Speaker 2>theater or something.

<v Speaker 4>Yes, you have to be involved. Yeah again for.

<v Speaker 2>The friend aspect, for the life lessons aspect, robotics do something. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>but I just I'm just not one hundred percent that

<v Speaker 2>trumpet is the way to go.

<v Speaker 1>But if he's good at it, I think that. But

<v Speaker 1>he's going too, Like he's old enough to be able

<v Speaker 1>to decide what he wants to do and if it's

<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know, Josh, you play musical instruments, and

<v Speaker 1>you sing, and you also play sports. Like do you

<v Speaker 1>think all of those helped you, especially in high school?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, being in band and choir and guitar classes and

<v Speaker 3>piano classes, they all kind of culminate together. It's it's

<v Speaker 3>all about your brain function and how well everything works together.

<v Speaker 3>I loved my band classes, I loved my choir classes.

<v Speaker 3>I thought they were really fun and for me, the

<v Speaker 3>thing that I liked about it is you were talking

<v Speaker 3>about academia earlier, Jeremy.

<v Speaker 4>It's was like choir and band is not.

<v Speaker 3>Like a hard class per se, and it kind of

<v Speaker 3>breaks up the Oh I have math, then I have chemistry,

<v Speaker 3>then I have blah blah blah, and in the middle

<v Speaker 3>of the day, Hey, I'm going to band and I'm

<v Speaker 3>gonna have fun with my friends. And it's kind of

<v Speaker 3>a nice little break in between because it's not the

<v Speaker 3>most mentally challenging classes there, you know.

<v Speaker 4>So I really liked it. I need to play taps

<v Speaker 4>at my funeral. There you go that stolen valid.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, I d have to bring it there for.

<v Speaker 4>Hot cross bus I thought about it was like he

<v Speaker 4>could play taps. Yes.

<v Speaker 2>The one thing I won't miss though, and I will

<v Speaker 2>tell you I was sitting up front really close last

<v Speaker 2>night to where he was playing and the other trumpet

<v Speaker 2>players is when they're playing and they gotta dump out

<v Speaker 2>that spit valve. Oh lord, no the buckets and you

<v Speaker 2>know what, there's not even buckets.

<v Speaker 4>They just dump it right on the gym floor.

<v Speaker 2>What I know. I was like to put a potty

<v Speaker 2>pad down or something, put a puppy pad down, or

<v Speaker 2>they're a bucket, but no, they were just right there on.

<v Speaker 4>The floor and I was like, WHOA. I was like, dude,

<v Speaker 4>should have taken up drums.

<v Speaker 2>Earlier this year, Duncan has tested forty eight ounce buckets

<v Speaker 2>of ice coffee at a few of their locations. For reference,

<v Speaker 2>a vinte iced coffee at Starbucks is about twenty four ounces,

<v Speaker 2>so it's like ordering two of those. Well guess what, friends,

<v Speaker 2>Now they're gonna be available nationwide starting tomorrow. The buckets

<v Speaker 2>are thirteen dollars each and can be filled with ice, coffee,

<v Speaker 2>or refreshers, fully customizable with varying flavors caffeine and sweetness.

<v Speaker 2>But if you want one, you're gonna have to hurry

<v Speaker 2>because Duncan says each store will only have twenty five

<v Speaker 2>buckets wine, and it's unclear if they're gonna be restocked

<v Speaker 2>or not.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, why you know, you.

<v Speaker 1>Can make more buckets. They're doing the supply and the

<v Speaker 1>demand thing where they're making it bigger than it really is.

<v Speaker 2>They say the buckets are not meant to be shared.

<v Speaker 2>There's room for only one straw, and they will not

<v Speaker 2>fit in your cup holder. You can't get reffee that

<v Speaker 2>is so much ice coffee. It looks like a sand

<v Speaker 2>pail that you would take to the beach. That's exactly

<v Speaker 2>how it looks. But thirteen dollars for a bucket of coffee?

<v Speaker 4>Are you kidding me?

<v Speaker 1>Zimby bouncing off the walls.

<v Speaker 2>That's excessive. That's the whole lifestyle creep thing to me.

<v Speaker 2>So likely you're just buying it to buy it, Oh

<v Speaker 2>my god, because you got an extra cash.

<v Speaker 4>You should be doing other things with that money.

<v Speaker 1>Well, And it's funny you bring up that term because

<v Speaker 1>it's hitting people on all different levels of economics, right.

<v Speaker 1>Like I saw a story about Simone Biles. She was

<v Speaker 1>talking about getting ready for the Red carpet and she

<v Speaker 1>put on Twitter She's like, twenty two thousand dollars that's

<v Speaker 1>how much it cost her to be Red carpet ready.

<v Speaker 1>And she was as shocked as your face, Josh, because

<v Speaker 1>she was like, my fellow celebrities, is this what we're

<v Speaker 1>doing to get ready for the red carpet? Because if

<v Speaker 1>it's the case, count me out. Like she was so shocked.

<v Speaker 4>That's her world, right, that is her work to keep up.

<v Speaker 1>She feels like she has to keep up with everybody else.

<v Speaker 1>And I think that yeah, we kind of feel that

<v Speaker 1>on our own level too, you know, like I want

<v Speaker 1>to go and i want to have a nice car

<v Speaker 1>that keeps me safe and gets me from place to place,

<v Speaker 1>and I'm willing to put up a little extra money

<v Speaker 1>to do so, you know what I mean, Like people's homes,

<v Speaker 1>they're willing to pay a little extra money just because

<v Speaker 1>it is a kind of a reflection of them, right, Yeah, Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>it's shopping, I.

<v Speaker 4>Know, uh for sure.

<v Speaker 2>And you got to be careful with that because I

<v Speaker 2>read a lot of financial stuff and they say the

<v Speaker 2>lifestyle creep will get you, and it's specifically like right

<v Speaker 2>after you get raises at work, if you get any

<v Speaker 2>sort of pao bump, You've got to be careful that.

<v Speaker 2>Now your lifestyle is a little bit better. So now

<v Speaker 2>you feel like you can go out and buy thirteen

<v Speaker 2>dollars buckets of coffee, and yeah, you know, I deserve

<v Speaker 2>the Mercedes. Now I'm making a little bit more money.

<v Speaker 2>They're saying you got to be careful with that. You

<v Speaker 2>should take that little boost and income and actually tuck

<v Speaker 2>it back, yeah, and not spend it and make sure

<v Speaker 2>you don't get involved with lifestyle creep.

<v Speaker 4>And that's hard to do.

<v Speaker 2>It's so it's so hard to do because you do

<v Speaker 2>feel like, hey, I got a little bit of extra cash.

<v Speaker 2>Now I'm gonna go buy blankety blankety blake. Well yeah,

<v Speaker 2>and you gotta you gotta watch it. You know where

<v Speaker 2>mine would be? Where because you just mentioned shopping Costco

<v Speaker 2>or Sam's. Oh yeah, yeah, I roll into a Costco

<v Speaker 2>or Sam's and it's like, all of a sudden, money

<v Speaker 2>doesn't matter.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'll buy everything in that damn store.

<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, I need twenty packs of beef jerky, absolutely, four

<v Speaker 1>bottles of sweet Baby Raises and some pants the big bottles.

<v Speaker 2>Too, and I'll be rolling out be like m yeah

<v Speaker 2>that food court, I see you, food court.

<v Speaker 1>It's so funny.

<v Speaker 4>I'm getting a slice on the way out.

<v Speaker 1>Too, Exactly like every payday, I'm like the drives through

<v Speaker 1>is gonna hate to see me come, like you know,

<v Speaker 1>like every single one. So yeah, no, it's hard for me.

<v Speaker 1>Watch it like I'm in a certain class and I

<v Speaker 1>need to keep it in check.

<v Speaker 2>You have to remember it, like yes, very nice used

<v Speaker 2>Honda Civic will do you just fine. It'll get you

<v Speaker 2>from point A to point B and you'll feel way

<v Speaker 2>more comfortable having a little extra cheedda in the bank

<v Speaker 2>versus rolling around in a fifty thousand dollars car.

<v Speaker 1>Well, because that's it. It makes it because the whole

<v Speaker 1>point of you know, the rays and everything is to

<v Speaker 1>be able to save, right, it's not saving a rainy day,

<v Speaker 1>and it's hard to do that if you're you know,

<v Speaker 1>why the window every time.

<v Speaker 2>Because you're trying to impress people. That's one of the

<v Speaker 2>biggest things. Just like you worry too much about what

<v Speaker 2>people think you are rolling up in and then you

<v Speaker 2>know they don't know your backstory that yeah, maybe you're

<v Speaker 2>sitting on a million bucks.

<v Speaker 1>Oh we haven't even talked fashion yet. The min and

<v Speaker 1>a new girl, new woman comes into our office with

<v Speaker 1>a new purse. I need a new purse. I can't

<v Speaker 1>show her first time I got a new purse. Like

<v Speaker 1>then all of a sudden, I'm looking for a new purse.

<v Speaker 1>That it It never mentioned. It never entered my mind

<v Speaker 1>because you.

<v Speaker 2>A new person like your Walmart person would be just fine.

<v Speaker 2>It'll hold your chapstick and tampons, no problem.

<v Speaker 1>It'll hold everything. It will absolutely so. It is that

<v Speaker 1>it is keeping up with people.

<v Speaker 3>And I know, Josh, you have to feel that it's like,

<v Speaker 3>oh yeah, in high school it was the worst. Everybody

<v Speaker 3>at my high school had the most up to date shoes, jeans, shorts, pants, anything,

<v Speaker 3>and those.

<v Speaker 4>Are Valor kids that got the money. It was wild, though.

<v Speaker 3>It was wild to experience that because I went to

<v Speaker 3>a school that had uniforms all the way through eighth grade,

<v Speaker 3>so we all were uniform. No one could stand out.

<v Speaker 3>Then I went to Valor and it was a culture shock.

<v Speaker 3>I was like, mom, I need new everything.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, but you guys had the chudda So I

<v Speaker 2>did get this stuff, but it was still hard to

<v Speaker 2>tear you guys. Right now I have I've perfected the

<v Speaker 2>not spending unless I'm at Costco or some with the

<v Speaker 2>lifestyle creep. I tucked back a lot, but I'm gonna

<v Speaker 2>admit something right now. Pants I have on today, Uh huh,

<v Speaker 2>Amazon Basics pants twenty dolls. Don't tell anybody, I will

<v Speaker 2>show you the tag right now I'm wearing Amazon pants.

<v Speaker 1>You are pretty basic