[SPEAKER_02]: I am Mr. Rock, your host, welcome, fantasy island.

[SPEAKER_11]: Michael Marra, radio entertainment.

[SPEAKER_11]: You can listen to the Michael Marra Show at michomerasho.com.

[SPEAKER_04]: Wow, what a happy year.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's a podcast.

[SPEAKER_03]: But I want excitement.

[SPEAKER_03]: We have today.

[SPEAKER_11]: It's the Michael Marra Show with Michael Marra and Rob Spuac.

[SPEAKER_11]: Now, here's my...

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to come on the camera.

[SPEAKER_02]: What are you doing like a Claude Reigns invisible man thing?

[SPEAKER_02]: You're not there.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's a timely reference to start the week.

[SPEAKER_02]: Who's Claude Reigns?

[SPEAKER_02]: He played the invisible man.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's why I put the word individual man.

[SPEAKER_02]: And 19-30.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but none of them is good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Probably 19-35 if I was press.

[SPEAKER_02]: Be careful, Josh, you'll be forced to watch it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, 1935 almost a hundred years ago.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, Mike, you're doing it like a like an invisible man thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm, um, ugh.

[SPEAKER_04]: I am.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, so I went to the dermatologist, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, right.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I did the, I got, I got to promote something too.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I, I want to do that because I put myself in a bit of a situation.

[SPEAKER_04]: I like this a lot different than it used to be.

[SPEAKER_05]: So the stuff is called what?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, let's, let's, let's get through what you look like before your production.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, yeah, well, maybe, maybe, you know, maybe when I do this, it'll make me more some, oh, more some for this.

[SPEAKER_05]: Did you get beat up?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, if that's being up can be a different, you know, you don't have to get hit in the face to do that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Rob, can you put your face in the center?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're leaning down.

[SPEAKER_04]: I just, I just need that for perspective.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: And three, two.

[SPEAKER_04]: And this is going to be a tighter shot.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'll pan.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Good.

[SPEAKER_04]: Three, two, one.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Where it's just space.

[SPEAKER_05]: Or maybe we've been closer.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's just the face.

[SPEAKER_05]: All right, so you got a mark on your forehead.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, reason why it's painting out like this.

[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, yeah, it doesn't know what to focus on.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's trying to focus on Okay, you know what Mike, let's stick.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is important.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's keep to a front shot.

[SPEAKER_05]: We do not want to profile today.

[SPEAKER_05]: You look like a burn victim.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, let's keep it as a front shot on your face.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: This is the acid you've been putting on your face.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's called a five F U solution.

[SPEAKER_04]: It is a topical prescription chemotherapy medication used to treat precancerous skin lesions.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know what, for a shut up and superficial skin cancers by destroying rapidly dividing abnormal cells.

[SPEAKER_04]: So it's abnormal cells, you, what, what, what, what?

[SPEAKER_04]: Go ahead, technically chemo.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's not technically chemo.

[SPEAKER_02]: It is, it's topical chemo.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's topical chemo.

[SPEAKER_04]: I've had it done once before, and the long shot isn't as dramatic, so that's OK. And again, straight on to the camera.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's the way to do it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because I wanted to show everybody what I was I and I wrote this down.

[SPEAKER_04]: I have never been more self-conscious about my appearance I feel This ridiculous need to explain it to everybody and this is when you know all this stuff They say about when you get older.

[SPEAKER_04]: You don't care as much Rob

[SPEAKER_04]: He's making some noise.

[SPEAKER_05]: Mike Lance and the chat has a good question.

[SPEAKER_05]: Lance and the chat.

[SPEAKER_05]: Lance and the chat.

[SPEAKER_04]: Did you get the meds from team?

[SPEAKER_02]: That's not true.

[SPEAKER_04]: Technically, I did go to a place where it just won't you to be in the center of the show?

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm here.

[SPEAKER_04]: just so that it's balanced.

[SPEAKER_04]: You have to move your head around when you do everything you do.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're like this.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, just like this, all right.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm here.

[SPEAKER_04]: Just want to balance.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, for those listening, I'm referring to our three shot that we have.

[SPEAKER_04]: What we're doing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Where was I?

[SPEAKER_04]: They sent me to a pharmacy where it's a better, it's a better theme.

[SPEAKER_04]: that they they give you for the the medication.

[SPEAKER_04]: You put it on for seven days, which I did try to unite this past Friday night being the last night.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then on right around that time when you're wrapping it up is when it starts to pop out.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it's itchy.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's not itchy.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's painful.

[SPEAKER_04]: And the best description I heard of it is that it's like a sunburn with bee

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, now that leads me to the next thing, and I was out in the sun all weekend and you're supposed to be right because I don't know if I'm supposed to be.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you just don't we can't wear sunscreen?

[SPEAKER_04]: So combine this stuff with being out in the sun and it's I'm very uncomfortable Most of the weekend and today and that leads me to the next thing that I want to simply get out of the way.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, because I just did it and I'm really embarrassed

[SPEAKER_04]: And I was going to do a fundraiser for little league pants for a little league.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I got drunk at the the the initial parents meeting and one of the guys says, well, how much can it be?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, to get the both sets of pants, probably about 900 bucks.

[SPEAKER_04]: And and the guy next to me says, I can give, I can give 500.

[SPEAKER_04]: And and I'm and I'm like, all margarita up and I'm like, going, and I say, my listeners can give 500.

[SPEAKER_04]: We build a house.

[SPEAKER_04]: in Haiti, we could do that, they'll probably, and I'm like, did that, and then I didn't really think it through, no.

[SPEAKER_04]: And so the lady was talking about, had you, you had mentioned $500 a contribution, to make a long story short, I didn't set up the website.

[SPEAKER_04]: for little league donations, and so Josh is rubbing his face right now.

[SPEAKER_04]: So the QR code down at the left, it's a, we're doing a one day only little league fundraiser.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's not where it is.

[SPEAKER_02]: It is for me.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, you point down on the other side of the way.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, the other way opposite.

[SPEAKER_02]: over there.

[SPEAKER_04]: It wasn't for you.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's that's where it is.

[SPEAKER_05]: I want to have a correct.

[SPEAKER_05]: I will keep an eye on donations through that QR code or the donation tab on TOS podcasts.com today and go towards the pants.

[SPEAKER_04]: Please stop for just a second.

[SPEAKER_04]: Try not to talk.

[SPEAKER_04]: The quiet game just for a little bit.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let me handle this with Josh.

[SPEAKER_04]: Please.

[SPEAKER_04]: Josh, what were you going to say?

[SPEAKER_05]: We're going to bail out drunk Mike.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's not what you said when I was going to say was that you are code for today.

[SPEAKER_04]: I need $500 for the little league donation.

[SPEAKER_04]: I sent the $500 to the lady and I'll go all in there remind thinking it through.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, exactly.

[SPEAKER_05]: You just wanted to show all the other parents I have a show.

[SPEAKER_04]: people I was trying I wasn't okay maybe I was trying to be a big shot sure you know okay but I know that our listeners are capable of raising money in a blink of an eye for something like this and so do you want them to specify for little league no I'll take any no today we'll go ahead and we'll leave today we'll have a little league it's okay so

[SPEAKER_04]: and then after we reach our 500 anything over that we will put towards the show and that's for one and the only reason we can do that to the way we could it is a tax deductible Josh you could try yes it's a it's if you donate it to little league you write it down as a tax donation to little league

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you just want to make what you're doing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you just want to make what you're doing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you just want to make what you're doing.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you just want to make what you're doing.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you just want to make what you're doing.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you just want to make what you're doing.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you just want to make what you're doing.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you just want to make what you're doing.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you just want to make what you're doing.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you just want to make what you're doing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you just want to make what you're doing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you just want to make what you're doing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you just want to make what you're doing.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you just want to make what you're doing.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you just want to make what you're doing.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you just want to make what you're doing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Don't come.

[SPEAKER_05]: What do you have to say?

[SPEAKER_05]: I have to say it like that.

[SPEAKER_05]: The protection.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then the YouTube Superchats do count too.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Although they take a portion of that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: So that's taking a lot of effort.

[SPEAKER_04]: From James Malois to Little League.

[SPEAKER_04]: We appreciate that.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm still waiting on the lady to see if she acknowledges that she got my, I think she did, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_04]: So there it's official.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's got the five bills.

[SPEAKER_02]: Did you, did you pay pal at or something like that?

[SPEAKER_02]: That was your bedma.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, so she has it.

[SPEAKER_05]: And we'll see you be sending a thank you to all the parents for the micro marrow show, helping with pants.

[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, I'm sure.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm sure.

[SPEAKER_04]: Can anyone who donates over 300 get a hug from a, yes, yes, Jimmy, but they have to travel to you.

[SPEAKER_04]: It depends, but what if they live close by, I'll drive to their house.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like a 40 mile radio.

[SPEAKER_02]: But this is the same neighborhood.

[SPEAKER_04]: So it injures us, let me explain.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: I want to know how I can get a hold of you on these drunk evenings here at it so you just agree the handout money here here never answers we are we we everybody I think by now our listeners know that we are on a shoe string budget we really are we are we cut it very close yeah so I am not in a position we're money on reselling we're with us

[SPEAKER_04]: where I have gone out and braggadosio saying yeah no problem and not that our listeners don't respond they respond if you added all the donations that we get to the show during the course of the year right it's it's a big deal we

[SPEAKER_04]: appreciate very very much and it's ongoing and it's every day and it's always appreciated but I am not in the same position where I can go but no, Dirk does not need to step up.

[SPEAKER_04]: Dirk steps up for everything he is magnificent in that regard and I love him for that.

[SPEAKER_04]: but it's always dirt and east west creations.

[SPEAKER_04]: That sounds like a big deal.

[SPEAKER_04]: Doesn't it east west creations?

[SPEAKER_04]: Doesn't that sound like that could be a $200 little league donation?

[SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe put a patch on the fence.

[SPEAKER_04]: So getting back to the thing why I'm afraid this what what this is very similar to you walking through Costco and saying that smoothy machine looks good Yes, this is this is this is By the way, I haven't all right, you know let me get this out of the way, but it's I was going to say No, does Carla know what we're at all right Could you know she's not going to be happy about this so she doesn't even know about the donation

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you have anything you can sell what you have anything you can sell Rob.

[SPEAKER_04]: I know I'm talking to Carlos.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm a lot of Carlos.

[SPEAKER_04]: Good point.

[SPEAKER_06]: Hey.

[SPEAKER_04]: Um, do you are you listening?

[SPEAKER_06]: No.

[SPEAKER_06]: I'm actually getting ready.

[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: I got a problem.

[SPEAKER_04]: What are you going to be mad?

[SPEAKER_06]: I don't want to be mad today.

[SPEAKER_04]: Why?

[SPEAKER_06]: Because I'm stressed as it is.

[SPEAKER_04]: Why?

[SPEAKER_04]: What's going?

[SPEAKER_04]: I thought you were having a good day.

[SPEAKER_06]: If you want to call it that, what's up?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, now you're giving me a complex and I don't want to even share your burdens on the show.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: I put a I made a mistake.

[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't make a mistake.

[SPEAKER_04]: I just did something that I had to do because I promised it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you remember when I promised to donate to the little league?

[SPEAKER_06]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I didn't set up the page and stuff.

[SPEAKER_04]: They needed the money today.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I sent it along and now I'm raising the money on the show for that'll be put.

[SPEAKER_04]: That'll be put back in, I mean, of the 500 will be put back where, you know, because I, okay, do you understand what I'm saying?

[SPEAKER_04]: And you know what, let's learn, you know what that, let's be dollars.

[SPEAKER_04]: What's that lesson?

[SPEAKER_04]: Here she goes.

[SPEAKER_06]: She's in a mouth closed.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's all ties together.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's nothing if not dependable.

[SPEAKER_04]: I love you.

[SPEAKER_04]: She's going to help her.

[SPEAKER_04]: Bye.

[SPEAKER_04]: There she goes.

[SPEAKER_04]: What Josh?

[SPEAKER_04]: A Carl's triplet.

[SPEAKER_04]: $50.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, appreciate it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you very much.

[SPEAKER_04]: I appreciate that, just I had no choice.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you know what?

[SPEAKER_04]: The 18, we are the B team.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're the gold team, we're the Navy team.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know what the gold team has?

[SPEAKER_04]: They have the strike pants.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: We have the striped shirt without the striped pants.

[SPEAKER_04]: So we have the striped pants.

[SPEAKER_04]: We have the striped shirts that have the pants that look like.

[SPEAKER_04]: We don't have the pants that belong with the shirts.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's all it is.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's all it is.

[SPEAKER_04]: And we got districts coming up this weekend.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm pretty sure, I think.

[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, can I can I brag for a second on the table?

[SPEAKER_04]: She would be all the image, the Navy team one one the five five games.

[SPEAKER_04]: They won five games.

[SPEAKER_04]: They won the tournament this weekend.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's it was it was spectacular.

[SPEAKER_03]: I really appreciate that.

[SPEAKER_04]: So as I'm appealing to that QR code and for people to put a you know what donate.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, you know what we've achieved our goal.

[SPEAKER_05]: So I can say that's enough.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'll let you know.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, thank you.

[SPEAKER_05]: You know what you should have done.

[SPEAKER_05]: What bet on the bet on the team.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, make some money there on the sideline with some.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you know if you bet $10 on the for it?

[SPEAKER_02]: They won five games.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you put $10 on the first game, $10 becomes $20, $20 becomes $40, $40 becomes $80, $160.

[SPEAKER_02]: Easy.

[SPEAKER_04]: The last I checked betting on Little League is probably illegal.

[UNKNOWN]: I would think.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think so.

[SPEAKER_04]: Use sports, amateur, use sports.

[SPEAKER_02]: You can bet on anything.

[SPEAKER_05]: I would bet on a little again.

[SPEAKER_02]: You have to find a bookie.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you come with cash.

[SPEAKER_05]: And you say, I got the Navy team, and you wave it around.

[SPEAKER_05]: Who wants in?

[SPEAKER_02]: Is that what you did when you were playing with the old man, Josh?

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh yeah, every time I look we add up maybe I could walk on just to the window the concession's Santa go.

[SPEAKER_03]: That looks like my face is dirty.

[SPEAKER_05]: I've got a sub.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, that's just playing silly.

[SPEAKER_04]: Over where you what it is.

[SPEAKER_05]: Sam Walker.

[SPEAKER_04]: They didn't win the championship.

[SPEAKER_04]: They won the championship game of the weekend tournament.

[SPEAKER_04]: Bumper sticker wisdom.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm adding that they had striped pants.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: They would have played even better.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm pretty sure that's what it was for.

[SPEAKER_04]: But they always need stuff.

[SPEAKER_04]: So that's where we are.

[SPEAKER_04]: And the kids with the wrong size shirts.

[SPEAKER_04]: two bigger two small mostly two small well they're growing this they got a loose weight yeah I go through that and you get you get a few of them out there they do where do you expect you walk out I'm not talking about our team as much as I'm talking about the whole tournament let's say my kids like hey have a good game Billy and maybe you know maybe push those tater tots away once or one let's say Mike I didn't come from a broken home and I ended up in maybe

[SPEAKER_02]: I'd be a fat kid.

[SPEAKER_04]: Where would you put me in the lineup if you had it doesn't matter in baseball.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, in the field, it doesn't matter.

[SPEAKER_04]: It does not necessarily.

[SPEAKER_04]: You can be fat.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: And be successful at a, at a, at a, at a, at key positions.

[SPEAKER_05]: Did you see our last week, the president had a press conference in the oval office, but everyone started focusing on the man in the background because of his stomach?

[SPEAKER_05]: That's the picture of the good guy.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's where we're at, as a country, right there.

[SPEAKER_05]: He's got the 30, he's got an Audi.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he's got an Audi, and he stood there like that for at least 40 minutes while the president spoke.

[SPEAKER_04]: Can you zoom in again?

[SPEAKER_04]: By the way, our fleets are fleets still a thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know what, he's about to still wear fleets.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, if you think 10 more pounds, the fleets would go away.

[SPEAKER_02]: And, but you know what, let's focus on the positive.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't, it doesn't our presidents' hands look great.

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't our presidents' hands look great.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's an aspirin issue, apparently.

[SPEAKER_04]: Very thin mesh.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like Rob's face, or Mike's face.

[SPEAKER_04]: Welcome to the Michael Marisho.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm Michael Maran.

[SPEAKER_04]: I love literally.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know, you're invested in Mike, you know what?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's not like you're throwing good money after bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're making a difference.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, Michael, can I see your ring?

[SPEAKER_04]: Can you bring your ring in?

[SPEAKER_04]: I want to know my dad.

[SPEAKER_04]: One more week of school, then I got you all the time.

[SPEAKER_05]: My, the, yes.

[SPEAKER_05]: My school, this is the last week of school here, too.

[SPEAKER_05]: My school's sending now home today, saying, backpacks are no longer allowed this week.

[SPEAKER_05]: What's the point of the kids even going to school for this last week?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, and you can bring a lunch box and a family pack or purse because they're just sort of winding down.

[SPEAKER_05]: Because they're doing nothing.

[SPEAKER_04]: One of the Spanish teachers having a Venezuelan breakfast, I want to go to that.

[SPEAKER_04]: He described it.

[SPEAKER_04]: He was going to serve.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sounds like something the mob would do.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to give you a Venezuelan breakfast.

[SPEAKER_04]: Apparently there's a lot of oil.

[SPEAKER_02]: Get it?

[SPEAKER_02]: Nah.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's just.

[SPEAKER_02]: So do you think they're banning the backpacks?

[SPEAKER_02]: Because kids up to no good will bring in things that aren't appropriate?

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, they already bring in the little squishy things, castles.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So more that will prevent dumplings.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my gosh.

[SPEAKER_02]: Look at that.

[SPEAKER_05]: Ready.

[SPEAKER_02]: How many rings does he have now?

[SPEAKER_02]: He has enough to do, well, I'm trying to get the cow ripken ring.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: I like the cow ripken.

[SPEAKER_05]: How much can we get for that at the pawn shop?

[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_05]: The password is Facebook Marketplace.

[SPEAKER_02]: Where that Felicia is.

[SPEAKER_05]: He has enough to do like any of it.

[SPEAKER_05]: need to put it up on eBay just end a picture.

[SPEAKER_04]: Remember all those years Rob we used to make fun of the channel seven newsman Frank Ernie and Ed Turnney too.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we never did it with Frank Ernie.

[SPEAKER_04]: We did it about Ed Turnney because his face was sloughing off.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Remember the black face?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, it was I think he's no longer a reporting, Mike.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think Turnney's world is the thing of the past.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a beautiful ring, though.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, Cal.

[SPEAKER_02]: he has enough to do like a Tom Brady thing now doesn't mean you're signed where you could wear like four or five of them.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is nice.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's got the town that it was in.

[SPEAKER_02]: And on the other side, there's the, yeah, and the other side, there's a graving.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's an engraving of myth.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's the Billy Repkin ring.

[SPEAKER_04]: Champions.

[SPEAKER_04]: So that's cool.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and then they have the real stuff starts this weekend.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was a, they called it a Walmart.

[SPEAKER_05]: You're back in

[SPEAKER_04]: no i believe we're down here so uh... that's that i think i got a double check everything because i'm totally confused i live my state my life in a uh... constant state of confusion and uh... you know it is what it is currently uh... rules say that for five hundred dollars they can play near your house

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't understand what that meant.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, Mary Comlin.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's what.

[SPEAKER_04]: What did Mary do?

[SPEAKER_04]: $25.

[SPEAKER_04]: $25.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, thanks.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thanks.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_05]: And Sam Walker, $100.

[SPEAKER_05]: You may have missed that one earlier.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Sam Walker is a good guy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thanks for the lead.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_04]: I appreciate that.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's very cool.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_04]: What?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we're doing, yeah, we're doing, we're doing fine, you know.

[SPEAKER_04]: I just, it was, Carla's right, the Margarita was, you know, was, you know, I will say this, Mike, I know it was a, it was a concern last week.

[SPEAKER_02]: Your hair looks good today.

[SPEAKER_05]: Just what do you think type like her with the face, the hair looks great.

[SPEAKER_04]: So did I write that I read this now?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's a superficial skin pre-cancer skin lesions.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's what it does.

[SPEAKER_04]: So it burns them and then they peel like you would peel after a sunburn.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I bet you're not supposed to...

[SPEAKER_02]: You have to let them fall off naturally or you're allowed to pick.

[SPEAKER_04]: They don't fall, you don't have to them.

[SPEAKER_04]: And they don't, your fate, your skin peels.

[SPEAKER_04]: OK. What it is, don't make it gross or don't make it good.

[SPEAKER_04]: So speaking of medical conditions, the money's well, get it all out of the way.

[SPEAKER_04]: Skippy went to his, you know, to dock your everything's fine today.

[SPEAKER_04]: And everything is fine.

[SPEAKER_05]: This was heaven, right?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: This was the good one.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, everything turned out.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to lose my foot.

[SPEAKER_02]: What I had was Mersta.

[SPEAKER_04]: I had Mersta, which can kill you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, if you don't treat it quickly, the most recent blood results came in today.

[SPEAKER_02]: The Mersta is retreating and the antibiotics did what they should do.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's the set of the worst.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you know what else?

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't think that I wasn't strikingly surprised when I found out I had Mersta because Mersta is what killed my father.

[SPEAKER_02]: oh wow really yeah and i said it's not gonna kill me is it he said no no you're okay it's we did you ask if you got it in Miami i did not but he said you could have been carrying it around for a long time i said would it cause you to sleep in really late he said yep it would yeah definitely any infection would cause you to no yeah get off anyway feeling better like less how horrifying now

[SPEAKER_02]: So that's good.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I was, and would you like, is there anything else you'd like to say?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, my A, what is the A1C was up?

[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm going back on diabetes meds.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I have to focus on bringing my sugar down.

[SPEAKER_04]: And how did he suggest you do that?

[SPEAKER_02]: Exercise.

[SPEAKER_04]: And how else did he suggest you do that?

[SPEAKER_02]: Correct the way I eat.

[SPEAKER_04]: about that Josh.

[SPEAKER_05]: How long did I see that?

[SPEAKER_02]: 0.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know what, I don't want, if I can't have the real thing, then it's the real thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: As my wife reminds me, Rob, a diet soda that I can't wait too much of, it's not as bad, but it's definitely bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I think it's bad in a different way with all the chemicals.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's not what it does to your face.

[SPEAKER_02]: I will be without Coca-Cola, I will try to realize what's the other thing I'm going to do for my own self because I hated it is I'm going to try to get off caffeine because I think.

[SPEAKER_04]: Why don't you say your own self.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to try to do that for my own self.

[SPEAKER_02]: do it for me.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean not because the doctor told me to say I'm gonna do that for my mom's face, I'm all set as fiction did by that.

[SPEAKER_02]: When you wake up in the morning and you need that cup of coffee cup of tea, Coca-Cola, whatever, you're a slave to it.

[SPEAKER_02]: And if you can face it out of your life, that's good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Also, oh, this is good.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm winning myself off of pros and cons.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, that's good.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, well, now that's interesting because, uh, prosaq, why are you winning yourself off of it?

[SPEAKER_04]: Not a good drug for you.

[SPEAKER_02]: He, I told him what it was doing for me.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was making me tired all the time, but still to do the opposite.

[SPEAKER_02]: Keeping me up at night.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, well, that's the opposite of making you tired.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, but it was, it was, it was, we re-exact makes you wired.

[SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't make you tired.

[SPEAKER_04]: So just to, just to give the proper medical information out there that it is not, Prozac doesn't make you tired.

[SPEAKER_04]: It might make you stay awake at night and then you're tired the next day, but Prozac makes you eat.

[SPEAKER_04]: Also makes everyone else tired.

[SPEAKER_02]: One of my concerns around you.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: what I don't need to protect for that.

[SPEAKER_02]: One of the things that had concerned me is that when my father passed, I didn't cry very much.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it was, I mean, I was sad, but I didn't have a way to really emot.

[SPEAKER_02]: And he says that prozac is taking away your body's ability to fully reach its emotional peaks and valleys.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so I'm going to lean off that, but I'm going to stay on well-button.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I try to say even, but we'll see.

[SPEAKER_02]: He said we've got to

[SPEAKER_02]: We'll do it.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_05]: It gives me a hint last week that he might have to be off the Coca-Cola, and I thought him just don't tell Mike because Michael will be too excited.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, no.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, seriously, when we were in a conversation today, actually, we had a couple of them over the weekend, did I gloat?

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: But I will say this.

[SPEAKER_02]: You conditioned it my brain so that when

[SPEAKER_02]: I called you to tell you that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I remember the moment those words left my doctor's mouth.

[SPEAKER_02]: I said, Mike, just like Newman, because I knew you were right.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I never really thought you were wrong.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's just something I love very much.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's going to be tough.

[SPEAKER_04]: This concerns me since we're having this.

[SPEAKER_04]: And then in this day and age with the medications, yeah, the way send the little league donations.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm getting nervous about that.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'll give you an update.

[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's our church and James Hoffman.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: Excellent.

[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you one hundred and twenty-five.

[SPEAKER_04]: Fantastic.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's exactly a quarter.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's great.

[SPEAKER_04]: Somebody wrote down, no happy pills should be forever short term only.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is that, I'm not a psychiatrist, so I don't prescribe medications for me.

[SPEAKER_04]: I've never heard of that.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I don't know whether or not true, because I've been on a different stuff for over 50 years.

[SPEAKER_05]: But it makes it a little bit of sense because that's why they have to change the medications.

[SPEAKER_05]: because one's a body adjust to it, they have to change it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's better to eat healthy proteins.

[SPEAKER_04]: And well, I could tell you about it.

[SPEAKER_04]: But we've got a, are you familiar with the, have you, did you ever, are you old enough to have taken God liver oil?

[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I know of it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I never took it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Have you ever eaten God liver, which is a real thing that people eat?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, take a look at this.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is a lengthy, we've visited with these gentlemen before.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, great, great.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let's visit with them again.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hmm.

[SPEAKER_04]: Nice to have friends with you.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, he says.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's cod liver.

[SPEAKER_04]: Why are you doing that?

[SPEAKER_03]: I've got to get it out.

[SPEAKER_04]: Get a good liver.

[SPEAKER_04]: The port out like kind of a can of tuna.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because that way it'll smell better.

[SPEAKER_04]: It is fish.

[SPEAKER_04]: Fishy.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's used to tuna cans the world.

[SPEAKER_03]: It is very fishy.

[SPEAKER_08]: If you have food, it's just bigger chunks of calories.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's no way.

[SPEAKER_08]: It's easy.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's a big guy.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's a big guy.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's a big guy.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a big guy.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's a big guy.

[SPEAKER_03]: It is really oily.

[SPEAKER_03]: Like, dude, if you consume this much oil, you're... Yeah, that's...

[SPEAKER_03]: It's...

[SPEAKER_03]: It's just...

[SPEAKER_03]: It's just...

[SPEAKER_03]: It's just...

[SPEAKER_03]: It's just...

[SPEAKER_03]: If you can see it in this much oil, you're not gonna be able to trust anything for at least three days.

[SPEAKER_02]: I like him to work shop.

[SPEAKER_03]: Three days.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's where they do it.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_03]: There you go.

[SPEAKER_03]: He's trying it.

[SPEAKER_03]: He made a nice little liven nugget here.

[SPEAKER_03]: He's liven now.

[SPEAKER_03]: I get crazy.

[SPEAKER_03]: He's liven.

[SPEAKER_02]: So it looks like it came out like sardines almost.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's all through the TV.

[SPEAKER_04]: I can't even piece off.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, he is just making his buddy love everything.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hard to be while I cut my fancy feast.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, fancy feast.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, man.

[SPEAKER_03]: But this buddy's down on the left.

[SPEAKER_03]: It just looks like I know it's like natural fat, but it looks like vegetable oil.

[SPEAKER_03]: It just looks like the nugget that's set.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it's in its own juices.

[SPEAKER_09]: It says these two.

[SPEAKER_09]: It does.

[SPEAKER_09]: I love these guys.

[SPEAKER_03]: I really didn't just eat it.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's been the most cat food smelling thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think we've tried.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_03]: That, they're totally, we know.

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[SPEAKER_03]: I don't get time to do that.

[SPEAKER_03]: So he's killing me right now.

[SPEAKER_03]: Open for more now.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm not.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's good.

[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you mean.

[SPEAKER_02]: I notice they each have a trash can to puke and do, but they don't have any beverage.

[SPEAKER_02]: So there's no rescue inside.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's either swallowed.

[SPEAKER_04]: It kills me every time they do that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, so thank you for everybody that's making the little leaked donations.

[SPEAKER_04]: I really appreciate that, and I promise not to...

[SPEAKER_04]: get drunk and promise people everything.

[SPEAKER_04]: Rob, I'm glad to hear about your health that you are doing well, and you had an infection.

[SPEAKER_04]: What else did Dr. Everything's okay, say?

[SPEAKER_02]: He burned a ward off my hand or froze a ward off my hand.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm so gross.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.

[SPEAKER_02]: It happens.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I have to walk up and go.

[SPEAKER_04]: I normally don't look like this.

[SPEAKER_04]: Excuse me.

[SPEAKER_02]: My sum would like an egg make Ladies and gentlemen, if you focus on the center of your screen, you will see a topographic map of the Andy's mountains There's one here.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I get my straight orders for what you want to do here.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're here straight up again.

[SPEAKER_04]: That one.

[SPEAKER_03]: These type of files very tough.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they're there and you know

[SPEAKER_02]: I know what you're doing.

[SPEAKER_02]: You want to call attention to it before someone mentions it.

[SPEAKER_02]: But it's a how do you mean?

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, of course I'm going to call attention to it before so

[SPEAKER_02]: God, deliver.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, the doctor also said that the brain problem with my lips is to stay hydrated.

[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't ask him which he recommended as far as an at topical, but he said, once you get your sugars under control, you'll be better hydrated.

[SPEAKER_02]: Your lips will be less delicious.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're sugar.

[SPEAKER_04]: You don't say sugars like a 78 year old diner waitress.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: You said once you get your sugar, it doesn't

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, sound seriously.

[SPEAKER_04]: Rob wants to wear a apron and live in a kitchen with an old white electric burner stove and go once you get your sugars down and it was on accident just trying to keep it lighthearted you are a farm boy at heart.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's what you are I got

[SPEAKER_04]: my sugars and I got a new inhaler.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that will that'll keep your vapor's.

[SPEAKER_03]: That'll keep your vapor's down.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's right, Cleep.

[SPEAKER_04]: You got it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, sure.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, we have to take a little time out here when we come back on the show today.

[SPEAKER_04]: We're going to have a serious talk about tattoos.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm the only one on this little trifecta untatude and I have in my hot little hand

[SPEAKER_04]: The pros and cons of tattoos, but of course, before we do that, we're going to have a little news tidbits for you.

[SPEAKER_04]: I love listening forward to that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Very interesting news tidbits today.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think you'll like that.

[SPEAKER_04]: And we'll do that when we come back on the Michael Maris show show show show show show show show show show.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, Mike.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're welcome, Mike.

[SPEAKER_04]: I hit the music for the thing that we do all the time.

[SPEAKER_02]: Tennis.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's just a check-in-in with everybody.

[SPEAKER_04]: Chess boxing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Have you ever heard of it?

[SPEAKER_04]: Chess boxing.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's my lead story today is Chess boxing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Chess, no, boxing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Exactly what it says.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's Chess.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it's boxing.

[SPEAKER_04]: The game of chess.

[SPEAKER_04]: You can eat the game of chess.

[SPEAKER_04]: The board game chess.

[SPEAKER_04]: Not the musical by Murray Head.

[SPEAKER_04]: one night in Bangkok and the world's y'all oyster everything but you bring out chest boxing is a hybrid sport that alternates uh... rounds of boxing and speed chest competitors battle both physically and mentally and can win by scoring either a checkmate yes

[SPEAKER_04]: on the board or a knockout in the ring.

[SPEAKER_04]: Today, New York City boasts three major chess boxing clubs.

[SPEAKER_04]: Three of them.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's where trend start L.A. in New York.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's where they are born.

[SPEAKER_04]: They have three major boxing clubs.

[SPEAKER_04]: And the sport attracts a highly eclectic crowd, eclectic cloud.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think after about the 10th round the chess moves aren't as well thought out?

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, anything that can involve combat sports I always like to take a peek.

[SPEAKER_04]: It ranges the people to participate finance to tech guys, even people hailing from jujitsu and other martial arts.

[SPEAKER_04]: Players face off at a chess board set up directly inside the boxing ring.

[SPEAKER_04]: Each round of chess lasts three minutes, competitors play speed chess.

[SPEAKER_04]: time or the belt that they do.

[SPEAKER_04]: After the bell sounds, the Chesapeake Board is removed from the ring by officials, following a one-minute break to put on the gloves.

[SPEAKER_04]: The fighters compete in three minute rounds of standard amateur boxing.

[SPEAKER_04]: First off, I'm disappointed.

[SPEAKER_04]: I envision them moving the pieces with their gloves.

[SPEAKER_04]: Me too.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's that's what that was going to be fun.

[SPEAKER_02]: And also Mike, I know this is God would imagine.

[SPEAKER_02]: God would imagine.

[SPEAKER_04]: Not to interrupt, but I would

[SPEAKER_04]: pause for one minute to put the gloves on.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: I would think that that would be the only time you do that, but I guess you take them off every time.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's the way that goes on.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, and I know this had to have crossed your mind based on the shows we've had the past few days.

[SPEAKER_02]: Do females participate?

[SPEAKER_04]: uh... females are intrigued and they feel is though it is an entree to the world of boxing okay that might be more difficult if they just did the standard go to the gym amateur boxing stuff uh... a match can end in one of three ways checkmate one player checkmate's the other uh... during a chess round knockout or stopage of fight winds by a knockout or technical knockout time for a

[SPEAKER_04]: A player runs out of their total allowed time on the chess clock at a judge decision.

[SPEAKER_04]: If the chess game ends in a draw, no knockouts occur.

[SPEAKER_04]: The winner is determined based on points scored in the boxing rounds.

[SPEAKER_04]: If boxing is also tied, the player controlling the black pieces wins due to whites in heret first move advantage in chess.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because chess boxing is not sanctioned by the New York Athletic Commission about our relegated two exhibitions and amateur showcases.

[SPEAKER_02]: This will be a success more than the last thing they tried, which was MMA yachts.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, man, when that when that tower would fall when the tower tower would fall, by God, it was a terrible thing to really do.

[SPEAKER_02]: uh... reality TV star and podcast host linsey christley anyone yet for christley and i've been forced to watch the christley show because of you my family i've been as i brought this to get out of prison or something or he's in prison i don't know whether he's with us at the law

[SPEAKER_04]: Lizzy was arrested over the weekend in Georgia.

[SPEAKER_04]: The 36 year old co-host of the, quote, southern tea podcast is facing charges of driving under the influence surrounded by multiple traffic violations.

[SPEAKER_04]: Good.

[SPEAKER_04]: She is the latest member of the Chrislies.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's the Chrisley knows best family to face legal scrutiny.

[SPEAKER_04]: What else can you tell me about the Chris?

[SPEAKER_02]: It seems like they're targeting us.

[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody's been are they rednecks are they obvious rednecks?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, he's a dandy.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's a dandy.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's a real estate broker And he likes to live a good life, but unfortunately He ended up into an accent.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, he does.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, all right That's just a they're in trouble.

[SPEAKER_02]: He would look like he would fit right in as an enthusiastic QVC host Okay, all right, and but they're obviously they've got a following.

[SPEAKER_04]: Correct.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah people like my wife.

[SPEAKER_02]: So good luck with that

[SPEAKER_02]: there.

[SPEAKER_05]: She's in jail now.

[SPEAKER_05]: And in fact, you know, I'm sorry, even Hernandez and Paul Smiley.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, don't hate this.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, it's still donating to the lead for the little league pants.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was talking about being on the Grizzlies show.

[SPEAKER_05]: We have the left legs covered.

[SPEAKER_05]: Now we just got to get the right halfway there.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we're halfway there.

[SPEAKER_05]: We have $250.

[SPEAKER_05]: We have $358, we're a little bit more than $588, we're more than halfway there.

[SPEAKER_04]: So let it happen during the show today, people raising money for the league because I got drunk on Margaritas.

[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't mean to put the show in a pint.

[SPEAKER_04]: like this and a fine put my wife at a buy like that oh shut up I just keep going and 18 year old student from Ireland has just won one of the world's largest environmental competitions by taking on global water pollution okay ira satish

[SPEAKER_04]: Doesn't sound Irish to me.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's foolish.

[SPEAKER_04]: The other person who related to him.

[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, this person, uh, A Y R IRA IRA.

[SPEAKER_04]: That sounds like an Irish name.

[SPEAKER_04]: A Y R A satish.

[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_04]: Was named the European winner of the prestigious Earth Prize.

[SPEAKER_04]: She secured a massive $100,000 cash grant for inventing a highly efficient device design to extract microplastics directly from local drinking water systems.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's all you hear lately.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, microplastic, you know, thank you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, JLP designs for the 499, we really appreciate that.

[SPEAKER_04]: While international committees argue over climate policy, teenagers are quietly building the actual solutions in their school labs.

[SPEAKER_04]: Can you imagine that the technology to remove the microplastics from drinking water?

[SPEAKER_02]: Did you look back on high school, Mike and the people you hung out with?

[SPEAKER_02]: Would you want them to do anything with science?

[SPEAKER_02]: God no.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, they did.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, they did a lot of experiment.

[SPEAKER_02]: You sure they did.

[SPEAKER_04]: The strange and whatnot, not really in the lab at all.

[SPEAKER_04]: Police in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, were called to a downtown quality in in suites.

[SPEAKER_04]: A hotel worker reported that a black bear had casually walked into an exterior public bathroom and managed to lock itself inside.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, he wanted privacy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Officers had to open the door just to crack.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, banging sticks together to lure the animal out.

[SPEAKER_04]: The unbothered bear, angled back into the woods, leaving behind a pristine bathroom and a minor $50 repair bill.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's not bad.

[SPEAKER_04]: But what I hate, it's not included in the new source.

[SPEAKER_04]: What that $50 was for.

[SPEAKER_02]: Where you saw in the what it was?

[SPEAKER_02]: It was the toilet paper dispenser because they never used the right anchors.

[SPEAKER_02]: Am I right?

[SPEAKER_04]: You're going to be right.

[SPEAKER_04]: It sounds like that's what it would cost.

[SPEAKER_04]: Just a brief list then.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_04]: We told it would be a lot more.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it answers the question.

[SPEAKER_04]: Does a bear shit in the woods?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, not at all.

[SPEAKER_04]: It goes right into the.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, Rob, guess what?

[SPEAKER_04]: You don't have to write that down now.

[SPEAKER_04]: A tech startup has just launched an AI powered pet translator.

[SPEAKER_04]: The creators claim it can interpret the barks, meows, and purrs of your pets with a whopping 95% accuracy rate.

[SPEAKER_05]: No.

[SPEAKER_05]: Why are you shaking your head?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's accurate.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: As it doesn't have a pet that checks to the language.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do I look like I'm the guy at the tech start-up cell?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, just the messenger.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm the messenger.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm the messenger.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm the messenger.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, initially marketed to help owners know if their pet is hungry or sick.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Couples using the, I know I'm sick.

[SPEAKER_02]: bike, stop it.

[SPEAKER_02]: You look like a hairless cat.

[SPEAKER_04]: That just sentence made me laugh.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, initially marketed to help owners know if their pet is hungry or sick.

[SPEAKER_04]: Cova's using the app or reporting something much more dramatic.

[SPEAKER_04]: It turns out our pens are criticizing our romantic choices.

[SPEAKER_04]: Viral videos show cats bluntly telling owners to quote, ditch the new guy.

[SPEAKER_04]: While dogs are reportedly using the translator to complain about lack of privacy during intimate moments.

[SPEAKER_04]: Remember, we don't want the dog to watch us do it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that will Jonathan Winters said, a cat will see you under us, but a dog will watch you still funny after all these years.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let's see, experts are warned that while the tech is revolutionary, it could be the ultimate relationship killer.

[SPEAKER_04]: Wouldn't that be funny if you really if it really worked it's like hey spot do you like this guy now What would be what do you think your two dogs main concerns would be?

[SPEAKER_04]: She's that's a great question Winslow would be like a yeah, he's okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's okay as far as I'm concerned.

[SPEAKER_04]: Can I just on this can I piss on this?

[SPEAKER_04]: I think okay everybody's happy everybody's sitting down and no one's watching me into the The dishwasher's open Does he lick and then piss?

[SPEAKER_04]: I've never if I'd seen him do that in that location.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I would yell the hell I'll get the hell out of it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was a batch and love that was open.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, what's that Josh?

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, that's what he's doing.

[SPEAKER_05]: He's saying let's upset the old guy

[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's what you like to go with the spots on it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Any more?

[SPEAKER_02]: Any claim to divorce for you too.

[SPEAKER_04]: Finally, today, police in Salinas, California were enjoying a morning coffee break at a downtown roastery.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, that's fantastic use of the word roaster.

[SPEAKER_04]: When they heard faint pathetic cries for help, echoing from the walls.

[SPEAKER_04]: The pathetic?

[SPEAKER_04]: It turns out it would be burglar.

[SPEAKER_04]: It tried to break into the movie theater next door the night before.

[SPEAKER_04]: Slipped off the roof when he did that and he landed ass first into a narrow 10-inch wall cavity between the two buildings.

[SPEAKER_04]: the genius was wedged for 10 hours before he heard the cops ordering their lattes on the other side of the house.

[SPEAKER_04]: Firefighters had to bust out the power saws to cut the man free so he could go straight from the insulation to a jail cell.

[SPEAKER_04]: The guy is charged with burglary, but we always sympathize with our criminals who get in trouble.

[SPEAKER_04]: As first, there you go.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: From insulation to isolation.

[SPEAKER_04]: I soul-ation in the hole.

[SPEAKER_04]: Anyone breaks into a movie theater, spends a night in the hole.

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[SPEAKER_04]: I love it any time you guys bring scam to me of any kind I always like to investigate and Josh said that he may have been scammed and that always intrigues me.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, this goes back.

[SPEAKER_02]: I would say probably because you had the infallible bullshit detector when you were on in the afternoons when people would try to get something by you called the crap detector back to me.

[SPEAKER_05]: back then but yeah you've got an ear for it you know what's fate and what rings false so I I look forward to this okay so so I've been doing the resellant thing so I told you guys I think last week how I went to the Disney outlet right listed some persons they had there and doubled the price and put them online and a lady purchased three of the persons all at once so I bought all the persons and he paid for them and then she sends me a message that says

[SPEAKER_05]: I leave for Disney in two days.

[SPEAKER_05]: I need these right away.

[SPEAKER_05]: Can you overnight them to me?

[SPEAKER_04]: Uh-oh.

[SPEAKER_05]: See, that's a real flag right there.

[SPEAKER_05]: Right.

[SPEAKER_05]: And that's the question is, was that a red flag?

[SPEAKER_05]: I think nothing of this.

[SPEAKER_05]: So I go ahead and be like, okay, let me look up the price.

[SPEAKER_05]: Overnight shipping is $60, but the site we sell it on poshmark doesn't let you change the shipping.

[SPEAKER_05]: So she says, okay, well, I'll just venue you the $50.

[SPEAKER_05]: But I say, OK, sure, because I think the best of people, sure.

[SPEAKER_05]: See, then, most of me, the 50 box at a person's tour.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you think you're breaking up a little bit, Josh?

[SPEAKER_04]: Hold on, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, say, so she demos you the 50.

[SPEAKER_05]: And most of me, the 50 box.

[SPEAKER_05]: I overnight the person's tour.

[SPEAKER_02]: And she's already paid for the purposes.

[SPEAKER_05]: Right, so then after I drop them off, and I tell huge pain because I had to print the label, take it to UPS, not to post office, like I normally do, so it mixed up my day, but it was a big sale, so I did this for the lady.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I come home from the UPS store, and I tell Kelly, all right, that's all taking care of, that was a nice sale, made a few hundred bucks, and Kelly says, well, I think you were scammed.

[SPEAKER_05]: So my question for you guys, if he's, if you think I was scammed, just from that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I mean, uh, yeah, well, the guy, uh, let me see Jack O'Bannon says she's going to reverse the charge.

[SPEAKER_05]: Is that a possibility on Venmo?

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, what I was told is that if you don't use the label that chip with poshmark, it shows that it hasn't been shipped, so then she can just cancel the order after she receives it and they just send her the money back.

[SPEAKER_05]: Now, I see, so I was like, taking back by, oh, okay, maybe I got scammed for the first time.

[SPEAKER_05]: Now this happened last week, so I haven't update.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so did you get scammed?

[SPEAKER_05]: I did not get scammed.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think you might have been trying to skip, well, here's the deal.

[SPEAKER_05]: I did not lose money.

[SPEAKER_05]: I got paid.

[SPEAKER_05]: I took screenshots of all the UPS stuff, showing the items were delivered and showing and screenshots that she requested this.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I sent it to the company, Poshmark, that runs the store.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: So they updated her thing with proof that I delivered it and charged her.

[SPEAKER_05]: So I got paid for it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think she was trying to scam you.

[SPEAKER_05]: So that was a question.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think so.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think she was trying to be more evidence of it, right?

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think she was trying to scam because she never canceled the order.

[SPEAKER_05]: She never tried to cancel the order.

[SPEAKER_02]: But if you can't prove that it was their Josh played it very smart.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think he outwitted her.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but with her plan, she was paying $50.

[SPEAKER_04]: And she was a shipper.

[SPEAKER_02]: You latter overnight, but I think, you know, if this lady is clever enough and she finds a dim-witted bin salesperson, they can say, I never thought of it as not scammed.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think, by the way, Carla is the Michael Mary show, if I know.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I don't think she was trying to scam me.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's trying because also before,

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not stupid.

[SPEAKER_05]: So I did try to Google her address and I'm like, oh, that's a nice house.

[SPEAKER_05]: She can afford these purposes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, how are we doing on the baseball donations?

[SPEAKER_05]: uh... we're being scammed stop no no say that stop that please are we doing okay we uh... we were at the same spot we're good we're getting it will we haven't got any more not in five minutes okay but in five minutes it was longer than five minutes and everyone try a harder try harder let's do this is for the baseball pains for the kids for the kids uh... in the qr hundred a hundred and forty dollars we need

[SPEAKER_04]: We need one hundred yeah before the show's over we need a hundred and forty dollars That's all.

[SPEAKER_05]: So I don't think this lady was trying to scam me because I looked up who she I found her online and that she has a really nice job and can I afford these things?

[SPEAKER_05]: It was hell.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's why I trusted her.

[SPEAKER_05]: But I think that exactly what she did and he won could do to scam people.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I went to a dermatologist office and they said, put this on your face and you'll look better than you've ever looked.

[SPEAKER_04]: You won't have to explain it to everybody as I did over the weekend.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is what I didn't mention earlier.

[SPEAKER_02]: We need to get you a veil.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, but that's good that you didn't get a camera mask.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, by the way, I have been a victim of online commerce where, you know, way back really, really scammed.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, I think I ordered the, you know, mystery box of returns that they always advertise right where it's $50 and you get all the box full of electronics return to Amazon.

[SPEAKER_05]: Right.

[SPEAKER_05]: And it was a box of T-moo crap.

[SPEAKER_05]: It was worth about the ball ballers.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, could you ever try that again?

[SPEAKER_04]: Would you ever do that again?

[SPEAKER_05]: No, I assume now they are all scams.

[SPEAKER_04]: Would you ever buy a storage unit if it was cheap enough?

[SPEAKER_05]: Are you smelling one?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I would.

[SPEAKER_05]: Do I get the key?

[SPEAKER_02]: Good news, kids, you get your pants, but we don't have the storage unit anymore.

[SPEAKER_05]: All right, it's not around.

[SPEAKER_05]: Here I get the peek into it, like storage wars.

[SPEAKER_05]: I get that point.

[SPEAKER_05]: Don't they get to do they let you peek into it?

[SPEAKER_05]: Don't they?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I don't they let you look in, but not like probe.

[SPEAKER_02]: You can just see the way it is, right?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's like when I went to the Orlando Bands and I told you you could look at the Bands, but you couldn't touch him until everyone was ready to go.

[SPEAKER_05]: Good luck.

[SPEAKER_05]: I know that.

[SPEAKER_05]: sometimes.

[SPEAKER_04]: So to date, how is your, uh, how has your been picking?

[SPEAKER_04]: Isn't this going?

[SPEAKER_04]: It's doing extremely well.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you're enjoying it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I love it.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's great.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a fun side.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's a fun challenge.

[SPEAKER_05]: And it's doing extremely well.

[SPEAKER_04]: Rob is contemplating a side hustle that I think might do better than we've all done.

[SPEAKER_04]: And that is medical experiments.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: on him, his body is going to be a test subject.

[SPEAKER_04]: Bring it on.

[SPEAKER_02]: The idea from your face.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's got one tone today, doesn't he?

[SPEAKER_02]: One note.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: One big I see when I look at him.

[SPEAKER_02]: Actually, I've been, I've been eBaying some junk.

[SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, I've got I'm doing some side-osal stuff too.

[SPEAKER_02]: But if anyone needs a really, really expensive microphone, try to find it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: I've only found one pair of baseball pants, but I'm working on it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Are they the right color?

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, now he's busted my balls over the fundraiser.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry, all right.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm doing the best thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: You mustn't kick a man when he's done it.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're pulling me in 20 different directions.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_04]: We're going to take a little step out for a second here and when we come back, we're talking tattoos.

[SPEAKER_04]: To two.

[SPEAKER_04]: Rob as one, Josh has a bunch.

[SPEAKER_04]: I have none, and I'll tell you how the whole thing came about.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was lunching with one of my favorite, favorite mates today.

[SPEAKER_04]: It is an old man, and he's very, very cramogeney.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I'll tell you the whole story when we really... Did he mention, could Mike did mention that tattoos can cover a facial problem?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'd have to look like my dyes and that's that thing on his face.

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[SPEAKER_04]: All right, so today I'm sitting there after I went out on the sun and burned my face a little more.

[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm sitting there with one of my mates and I'm leaving the Happy Valley Club.

[SPEAKER_04]: And they give tours every now and then.

[SPEAKER_04]: And they give tours every now and then they bring in convicts, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: They bring no.

[SPEAKER_04]: They bring in prospects.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: So join.

[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_04]: You want those people and this guy is walking and this guy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do they check wallets?

[SPEAKER_04]: Do they check wallets?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: To see if you can afford it before you get a tour?

[SPEAKER_04]: No.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think so.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think they do it.

[SPEAKER_04]: They would do it that way, Josh.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think it would be an intricate screening process.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, they'll get the money.

[SPEAKER_04]: They'll always do.

[SPEAKER_04]: They will get the money.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, they always do.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's not.

[SPEAKER_04]: I hate it.

[SPEAKER_04]: This old car budget goes down.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's just what we need.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, God.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it made me laugh, and it also made me think, because really, I thought about tattoos before this conversation even took place.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I have a theory about it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I believe the whole tattooing of America, everybody's got a tattoo.

[SPEAKER_04]: The tattoos, you can't go five feet without seeing somebody with a big ass tattoo.

[SPEAKER_04]: on their on their the tramp stamp on their arm the barbed wire the chest whatever blah blah blah they get the tattoos.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was watching that serial killer that had the the swastika on his head and yeah, that was a little blind drawn you know just terrible horrible tattoos.

[SPEAKER_04]: this guy was down here in Lee County killed two women and when he got into waiting for his trial he got even morning got this thing where he he drew a joker line all the way up his cheeks that's weird day and then he got the death penalty which I think is good

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he does a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't like that.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is, and Rob, I know you have one, but hear me out here, the regression of America.

[SPEAKER_04]: I believe that when you think about going to other places where there were tattoos back in the day, you would go to undeveloped areas.

[SPEAKER_04]: You would go to places where there were people that were primitive, that had did not, we're not developed, did not have technology.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's where there were tattoos.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well now we've got...

[SPEAKER_05]: What's that?

[SPEAKER_05]: And military.

[SPEAKER_04]: And military.

[SPEAKER_04]: And military.

[SPEAKER_04]: But I mean, you would like for example, when, uh, what's the population?

[SPEAKER_04]: Like native tribes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you like for example, uh, when you talk about mutiny on the bounty, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: Where they all get stranded on these, uh, these islands.

[SPEAKER_04]: And they go, and they'd come back the sailors, which are two.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: And but they would always get the tattoos from a peat pleases where they weren't developed where they were living it and I'm like well now we all have our tattoos and it certainly doesn't represent society moving it lightning speed what you think I think what you've missed here is that there are two things that play with a tattoo first one is not as much why I did it but it probably is some of it it's a look at me thing yeah it's a little something I want a little attention

[SPEAKER_02]: instant main character energy rob I don't think so because you don't agree with that none of my tattoos are like show off tattoos They're all and that's why that's why I talk about the second one that the second type of tattoo is when you are making a deal with your body or society that you have totally committed to belief or enthusiasm of one thing

[SPEAKER_02]: Like Robert's first tattoo is a mark of three little wiggly guys that represents me and Julia and Kerry and I think it's beautiful.

[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's awesome.

[SPEAKER_04]: I hold in my hand and I always think that you was a wiggly guy.

[SPEAKER_04]: I love to dance.

[SPEAKER_04]: I hold in my hand the pros and the cons.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, of to two now since Josh and I are a recipients of ink can we agree or disagree with each of you can do anything you want.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is an open discussion are printed this out because I found it interesting.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, and I thought it would add to our discussion of tattoos.

[SPEAKER_04]: My overarching feeling about this was that, you know, it shows that now we're not making any progress as a society.

[SPEAKER_04]: One quick question, we're doing, look at me, you know, put all this ink on the ink.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's not, I don't think that's all of the people.

[SPEAKER_04]: But you don't care about everybody, like anything else.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's not, you know, you don't paint with that broader stroke.

[SPEAKER_02]: When you talk about tattoos, I won't ask you to name anyone particular.

[SPEAKER_04]: Both my daughters are tats.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: My wife is not tattooed.

[SPEAKER_04]: I am not tattooed, but both my daughters have a variety of tattoos, different tattoos.

[SPEAKER_04]: The pros.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you want to and I'll stop whenever you want me to.

[SPEAKER_04]: The pros.

[SPEAKER_04]: Why tattoos rule?

[SPEAKER_04]: tattoos look objectively cool.

[SPEAKER_04]: They allow you to curate your physical body like a gallery, giving you an immediate edge and a distinct visual identity without saying a word.

[SPEAKER_04]: What's say you Josh Soroka, you seem to have the most of anybody that I know?

[SPEAKER_05]: Uh-huh.

[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, yeah, I can see if you want it as a defining character of yourself.

[SPEAKER_04]: okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: I also agree that I think they've overstated it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think a tattoo does a good tattoo does look cool.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I look down at mine and I say, I'm glad I got that.

[SPEAKER_02]: That looks really great.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, well, the colors are so vibrant on that big old white arm.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_02]: My big swollen white soothing.

[SPEAKER_02]: We must arm arm.

[SPEAKER_04]: I got a little bit of a big, blotchy, ugly face.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I just mostly walk in circles, but I don't see that if you get a tattoo, you're not curating art, you're just having a tattoo, so I think that's a little overreaching.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let's see the ultimate conversation starter.

[SPEAKER_04]: What does that mean is the easiest icebreaker in human history?

[SPEAKER_04]: It gives you a built-in opportunity to tell a deeply meaningful story.

[SPEAKER_04]: What say you, Mr. Spuette?

[SPEAKER_05]: I say that it can be a nice breaker if you're featuring it if I wear a shirt with sleeves no one's going to see it you know what about you and I'll give a little bit to that where I see a little bit of that because one of my most noticeable tattoos is across right on my wrist so that does end up starting conversations.

[SPEAKER_04]: That shows that you uh... you know support at a person of faith yeah uh... let's see marking major milestones they serve as permanent uneracible bookmarks for your life

[SPEAKER_04]: Celebrating a major triumph overcoming adversity or honoring a loved one ensures the part of your history stays with you forever I agree with that.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's kind of cool Makes sense and forced confidence boost covering an insecurity a scar or just a patch of skin Man, you have plenty Here you go, cover that up right now You remember the old song Mike patches by the way my face will look great when this is all over Good

[SPEAKER_04]: I know that for a fact, uh, it is a form of permanent in power.

[SPEAKER_04]: You have respect and, uh, the thrill of the pain, I want to ask Josh about that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you like the feeling when the need is going in your home?

[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[SPEAKER_02]: I did not, I was dreading the feeling and I found it less painful than I thought it would be.

[SPEAKER_02]: It really wasn't that bad.

[SPEAKER_04]: It depends on where.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's true.

[SPEAKER_04]: He got in on his forearm and when he got done, it was so pleasant for him.

[SPEAKER_04]: He wanted to get that fabulous right nut tattoo.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, I can show you a tattoo of a fly that gets bigger.

[UNKNOWN]: Oh, God.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, ready for the cons?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: The forever factor is terrifying.

[SPEAKER_04]: Commitment is hard.

[SPEAKER_04]: Imagine wearing the exact same t-shirt every single day for the next 50 years.

[SPEAKER_04]: Human tastes evolved completely every seven years.

[SPEAKER_04]: Your 40 year old self might heavily resent what your 21 year old self thought was a sick design.

[SPEAKER_02]: I disagree with that because if you're getting a tattoo for the right reason, the permanence is why you're doing it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've wanted my tattoo since I was in college and held off a long time.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so after 30 years, I still wanted it.

[SPEAKER_05]: So I got my, I got my first tattoo, probably 21.

[SPEAKER_05]: Maybe 20 and I don't regret it now 25 years later, but I think a lot of people because it's a meaningful tattoo I think a lot of people get stupid tattoos because they think it's funny.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, or it's a joke Yeah, and then of course you regret it five years after I have a tattoo I haven't showed you on my shoulder that says $500 for pants.

[SPEAKER_02]: I regret that

[SPEAKER_04]: Rob is a looting too.

[SPEAKER_04]: Would you like to say what you're looting too, Rob?

[SPEAKER_02]: So we're having a fun driver for the kids right now.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do we have any latest one's Joshua or are we either in out here?

[SPEAKER_04]: This is when they're out there.

[SPEAKER_04]: $100 for the for the little league.

[SPEAKER_05]: I believe they are waiting for beautiful video.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're waiting for beautiful video to kick in the last.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the last amount.

[SPEAKER_02]: The next one who pledges over $25.

[SPEAKER_02]: I will lick my tattoo.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_04]: You heard Rob O'Lick make a donation for a little right now, or he will not.

[SPEAKER_04]: Laser removal is a nightmare.

[SPEAKER_04]: If you change your mind changing of the skin is brutal, laser, well, they said Pete Davidson, one of our chat group, he said $200,000 he spent making his tattoos going.

[SPEAKER_05]: If there's any chance you'll want to get rid of it one day, you should never get it.

[SPEAKER_02]: that's right carry had one removed and it not only was painful and moderately effective it was expensive for a thirty dollar tattoo hundreds and hundreds of dollars not worth it what was the name it's had Josh what what can i do for you but we're taking

[SPEAKER_04]: I'll let you know in a second, okay?

[SPEAKER_04]: I'll let you know in one second, all right?

[SPEAKER_04]: Six o'clock.

[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry, baseball practice.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is the season.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let's see, what does it mean interrogation?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it can be a pro.

[SPEAKER_04]: It also is a massive con when you're tired.

[SPEAKER_04]: Having total strangers touch your arm at a bar or grocery store demand and explanation for your art gets exhausting incredibly fast.

[SPEAKER_04]: You ever go through that, Josh?

[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, no, because I've never been visible once are the Oriol tattoo and the cross and I get people just comment and oh, you're an Oriol's fan Okay, yeah, it's so a simple.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've never been pulled aside by anyone who can't be designed says they can't practice without pants That's why we need to don't it should right now Please leave your wallet right now

[SPEAKER_04]: aging you know that one skin sag that's a that's a con and then the cost of pain ratio that Rob mentioned before that it's very very expensive Yeah, get a remove that's right, you know So I'm gonna get it today tonight.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna get it down on Michaels at practice.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna get the whole thing I would know I bet you're being silly now.

[SPEAKER_02]: I would love to see you get a small tattoo that represents either your family or your Irish lineage because you wear it proudly

[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm not trying to force you into it, but I do know that I stay to away from it for a long time.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't have a single regret that I did it, and I love it every time I see it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I can't see.

[SPEAKER_04]: I can see.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, we have to take another break here when we come back with the holiday.

[SPEAKER_04]: We're not at, we are on time.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's a good thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: We are on time, ladies and gentlemen.

[SPEAKER_04]: Boy, I don't know what we have time for.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let's do less NFL Sunday.

[SPEAKER_04]: Shall we do that?

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let's do a beautiful video.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're up to beautiful video now.

[SPEAKER_04]: Are we already up to beautiful video?

[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, we are.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know why?

[SPEAKER_04]: Because you're a black haver man, because I got these things in one of my face and I'm lost to the track of time If all on your clock is flying along, it's good All right, I don't think that's our practice anymore.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's a lot.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's a lightning proximity alert too So much is going on.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't even know what to do anymore

[SPEAKER_02]: Now is that lightning in the sky or the lightning of your face?

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[SPEAKER_02]: Jateline, Michigan.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, have you ever had trouble with a landlord, a bad landlord?

[SPEAKER_04]: I have.

[SPEAKER_04]: I've been lived in a lot of different places.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was living in a crackhouse for a while, and we had a real slumlord, real difficult guy to deal with.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's amazing you would think in a place like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: They'd give you a little wiggle room on the red thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: You would.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: But that's bad, but not bad like this.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go to Michigan.

[SPEAKER_08]: not really making himself at home a 10-inch home that is in Westland.

[SPEAKER_08]: They call them over to do homework pairs and instead caught them in the act with a woman.

[SPEAKER_08]: Foxy is just going to do back his tracking this one for us tonight.

[SPEAKER_08]: She joins us live in her newsroom with more and this one just gives you the evening.

[SPEAKER_08]: Jessica.

[SPEAKER_12]: Okay, you never know what you're walking into and you come into work here at Fox 2.

[SPEAKER_12]: We've got a tenants in Westland, they say that the tenant and his special little friend the position themselves right in front of the security camera.

[SPEAKER_12]: We had to look at all that footage very clear what they're doing.

[SPEAKER_12]: We paid a visit to that tenant to see what he had to say for himself.

[SPEAKER_12]: only he walked back and forth to here naked and what are you doing the kitchen ice on come out with same dress i don't know i don't know she's pregnant trying to make a song which but i hope i don't know this is it's creepy their landlord was supposed to there is moving dead birds from the attic instead he was giving a lesson on the birds and the bees on camera

[SPEAKER_12]: So right now we're kind of standing at the scene of the crime.

[SPEAKER_12]: What did you think, dude?

[SPEAKER_12]: Do you clean?

[SPEAKER_12]: What's that?

[SPEAKER_10]: Why?

[SPEAKER_10]: She's drummer for a big star.

[SPEAKER_10]: I had the most definitely clean in before she even stepped in anywhere in this house period.

[SPEAKER_12]: It allegedly happened Monday in Westland, while Javonne Crawford and what we're in the hospital.

[SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, this is it.

[SPEAKER_12]: Javonne.

[SPEAKER_12]: There it is.

[SPEAKER_12]: You've started getting alerts from their security cameras on her phone.

[SPEAKER_10]: She just pointed the phone to me and then I seen him just don't.

[SPEAKER_10]: He was doing it right here in our house.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive, it was alive

[SPEAKER_04]: and they need love, Mike, but even the landlord, I'm sure he's got other places he could, you know, do the nasty.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not saying he hasn't done it other places, too.

[SPEAKER_02]: This could really be a big ball of time.

[SPEAKER_04]: What did you say, Josh?

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you're the main drink, you know what I mean, buddy.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's the kids being home.

[SPEAKER_04]: Really?

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_04]: No internet.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, daddy's online.

[SPEAKER_02]: It'll be okay once we go back to a morning show.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're not going to be up in eight.

[SPEAKER_02]: I want you to think back 25 years.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's probably when you you'll love this.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: First developed your crush on J. Lowe, Jennifer Lopez.

[SPEAKER_04]: What did you say you want to, don't play that?

[SPEAKER_02]: What did you say you wanted me to do?

[SPEAKER_02]: Go back 25 years.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I believe that's when you started to have your crush on J.

[SPEAKER_02]: Lo.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's when her hit song ain't funny came out and you may not remember the song, but I bet you remember the lace-up jeans that she wore that had like, laces in front of them, there was a real big deal.

[SPEAKER_02]: I know you are.

[SPEAKER_02]: We should get some to that lady and Michigan.

[SPEAKER_02]: But this was posted on the socials this weekend, 25 years later, same jeans.

[SPEAKER_11]: I'm personally pretty sure that's J.

[SPEAKER_11]: Lo.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, wait, this is me!

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm confused.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm confused.

[SPEAKER_02]: Why?

[SPEAKER_02]: That's 25 years after she first wore those jeans and she's wearing again and they look up.

[SPEAKER_02]: Can we see that again?

[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know.

[SPEAKER_02]: The other lady in this, I have to let me find her name.

[SPEAKER_02]: Her name is Mika Mepdala and she's on a show called Off Campus that she made a lot of 50s now.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it's 25 years since she was a hit so she got to be at least 50.

[SPEAKER_11]: I'm pretty sure that's Jika.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, wait, this is me!

[SPEAKER_01]: Jailo!

[SPEAKER_01]: No!

[SPEAKER_01]: Jailo!

[SPEAKER_04]: That's saying that is a workout body right there.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think she looks better now than she did them.

[SPEAKER_04]: She looks spectacular and she works at it.

[SPEAKER_04]: She talks about it all the time and you know she does that.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's good stuff.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, like, big news at the Cavs game this week and before the next seal did up, Travis Kelsey and his fiance Taylor Swift went to the gym.

[SPEAKER_04]: A lot of them in the news lately for pissing people off about their wedding.

[SPEAKER_02]: And you know what?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's because I think that football seasons over in Taylor is not touring.

[SPEAKER_02]: They needed a taste.

[SPEAKER_04]: They needed a taste of people looking at them.

[SPEAKER_02]: And this is how they behaved.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, here Travis Kelsey.

[SPEAKER_01]: It is fiancee of the game.

[SPEAKER_02]: He chugs a whole beer.

[SPEAKER_02]: She's embarrassed.

[SPEAKER_02]: He pretends to be afraid.

[SPEAKER_02]: Take care.

[SPEAKER_07]: Taylor Swift swapping out the bleachers for a court-side date night with Travis Kelsey.

[SPEAKER_07]: As she and her fiance cheer on his beloved Cleveland Cavaliers.

[SPEAKER_00]: Liz, I'm just enjoying life.

[SPEAKER_00]: I'm living it to the fullest.

[SPEAKER_07]: Shut up.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they sure are.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they sure are.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they sure are.

[SPEAKER_04]: The thing I didn't bring to the news today was they're having a wedding and certain people who are single.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're saying no plus one.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're not allowed to bring it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I guarantee it's an expensive plate, so I can understand.

[SPEAKER_04]: I do, but I mean, it's still if you were, you know, if you were a single guy and you wanted to bring, for example, a single guy, and you wanted to bring a date to a Taylor Swift wedding.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, how much you should auction off that?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's true.

[SPEAKER_02]: I would have to also, you know, you check the registry because they probably need a lot of stuff.

[SPEAKER_04]: I could send her like a video and just say Taylor, look at this face, play it in reverse.

[SPEAKER_04]: I want to go.

[SPEAKER_02]: You peeled me.

[SPEAKER_02]: Mike, knock knock.

[SPEAKER_04]: Who's there?

[SPEAKER_02]: Wood.

[SPEAKER_02]: Woodcock.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let me tell you about the Woodcock.

[SPEAKER_02]: It is a bird and it walks in a most peculiar way.

[SPEAKER_04]: I know a lot of woodcocks.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a proper name also.

[SPEAKER_04]: I really do.

[SPEAKER_04]: I know a lot of woodcocks.

[SPEAKER_02]: Wasn't there a movie?

[SPEAKER_02]: Coach Woodcock or Woodcock that had Billy Bob Thornton in it?

[SPEAKER_04]: Now, he was thinking of another movie that started, uh, who is that guy I'm trying to think John Leslie.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I think everyone would love to see it.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, ready?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Something on your mind.

[SPEAKER_04]: And since you're in such a short, thank you James below you're right.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was Peter noise.

[SPEAKER_02]: Since you're in such a good, good, good, good bit voice for today.

[SPEAKER_02]: Would you like to do a movie about Billy Bob Thorton with leprosy?

[SPEAKER_04]: I can't control it.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's making my whole face sluff off.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's like he's in a new, new TV show on Paramount Golden Skidman.

[SPEAKER_02]: Skidman!

[SPEAKER_02]: Now, I want you to watch the way the Woodcock walks.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's very peculiar.

[SPEAKER_13]: Strange looking bird doesn't walk, but rather bobs back and forth as it moves, creating this famous dance.

[SPEAKER_13]: All Woodcock's rock-back and forth when they walk regardless of gender and age.

[SPEAKER_13]: No one really knows why they do this dance, but scientists theorize that because they step heavily with their front foot, this dance makes worms move around in the soil.

[SPEAKER_13]: Now, it's making my worm move.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now, I know that that's not very intriguing for people that might just be listening in audio.

[SPEAKER_02]: So, if we got some woodcutting, Mike Knockknock, who's there?

[SPEAKER_02]: Wood, wood, who?

[SPEAKER_02]: Woodcock, if we put some music with it, I think it might be better.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, there we go.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm pretty good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Come on.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_02]: My hat is today's beautiful.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: I want to go find out if there's a lightning alert.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, oh, by the way, how we do.

[SPEAKER_05]: Huh?

[SPEAKER_05]: How we, how we do two five hundred dollars.

[SPEAKER_05]: Thanks to jerk with a hundred and forty dollars last minute in there.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's a way I think of most Josh here and in the world.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, Dirk.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, Dirk.

[SPEAKER_04]: Just get there right into my account.

[SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, no, I'm kidding.

[SPEAKER_04]: I seriously can drive it over, drive it to my house.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: My face is slurping.

[SPEAKER_04]: Dirk, yeah, God love you, Dirk.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're fantastic.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's good.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't have a report.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to see the person who's running the show tonight and find out what the, I think it's going towards striped pants.

[SPEAKER_04]: Tonight one last question Josh, maybe you can upload this right on the on the Austin Powers movie gold member didn't he peel his face a lot Oh, yeah, I'm going to get out of here cuz I'm going to make myself throw up So long everybody

[SPEAKER_04]: What?

[SPEAKER_02]: Hello?

[SPEAKER_02]: Do you want to start again?

[SPEAKER_02]: I would love to.

[SPEAKER_02]: I would love to.

[SPEAKER_02]: I grab the start again.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think you messed up the beginning now.

[SPEAKER_04]: Don't mess up the end.

[SPEAKER_04]: Come on now.

[SPEAKER_04]: Michael.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're done this.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're done.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, don't.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're talking over it.

[SPEAKER_04]: No.

[SPEAKER_04]: Start it again.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right now.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I thought you play little things or something like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, we eliminated one thing because it had the wrong website.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now I'm ready.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: On the count of three.

[SPEAKER_04]: Three.

[SPEAKER_04]: Two.

[SPEAKER_11]: One, Michael Mera, radio entertainment.

[SPEAKER_11]: Nice beaver.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'll come and do you the stole of money by order of the Peaky Blinders.

[SPEAKER_03]: You can't give me a way with it!

[SPEAKER_03]: He can't give me a way with it!