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[SPEAKER_10]: I feel a little better today, but You look better.

[SPEAKER_10]: Actually, I feel a little better.

[SPEAKER_10]: it is a process that we are going through here, but it's good to be here and it's good to be on the show and we got a lot to cover on a very very busy week shortened week with the with the holiday and on all that but I just wanted to say that I feel like there may be light at the end of the tunnel.

[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, don't walk into the light.

[SPEAKER_09]: No, okay physically I think your face looks better today.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I was curious.

[SPEAKER_09]: Um, they ask you to rank like a, you know, like a pain thing on 10.

[SPEAKER_09]: Are you in any pain and that does it diminish since he has two three four.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: Three four.

[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_09]: And that's about it.

[SPEAKER_09]: And it's better than yesterday.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's better than yesterday.

[SPEAKER_09]: Are you allowed to take like an ibuprofen if it gets unseemly?

[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, no.

[SPEAKER_10]: How are your lips today?

[SPEAKER_09]: They're good.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: Because they look, they look trapped again.

[SPEAKER_08]: Well, but Mike, with your faith, they look better.

[SPEAKER_10]: They do, they do, but I mean, we're a hot mess.

[SPEAKER_10]: The, the between the two of us, right now.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we thought about going in for a facial and just pretending everything's normal.

[SPEAKER_08]: No, because that would rip my face off, probably.

[SPEAKER_08]: That would be perfect.

[SPEAKER_08]: I know what you could do.

[SPEAKER_10]: I've seen the tools, the professionals use for that Josh and they are not, they're not something I would want to, oh my God, she's got a thing, what's it called?

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh my God, what's it called?

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know if it's Melchro-Dermabraison.

[SPEAKER_09]: I've heard of that, belt sander.

[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, everything's a belt sander.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's kind of like, uh, hydra, hydra, hydra, hydra facial.

[SPEAKER_10]: Hydra facial is when she goes over the skin.

[SPEAKER_08]: It's a water.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's a water.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's like a water.

[SPEAKER_10]: You know what it's like?

[SPEAKER_10]: It's like a, uh, power washer.

[SPEAKER_10]: close, but it's more like a fever.

[SPEAKER_10]: You know, when you steam clean a back in a carpet.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: And that's it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, right.

[SPEAKER_08]: Because that hurts the water at the same time.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: And that that that that hurts the skin when it feels good.

[SPEAKER_10]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_09]: You could trick her.

[SPEAKER_09]: Do you have any Elmer's glue?

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't think so.

[SPEAKER_09]: Because you could spread like a thin layer of Elmer's glue on your forehead and let it dry and then peel it off.

[SPEAKER_09]: Is this good?

[SPEAKER_09]: I used to love doing that when we'd have art projects in elementary school is the glue on the hand you peel it off.

[SPEAKER_10]: So you had mentioned getting to your health now about the the lips that he said that was a what was the sea hydration issue.

[SPEAKER_09]: He's a drink drink drink drink drink water.

[SPEAKER_10]: All right, and it's still there's still kind of cracked and chapped right if you'll shop to me You want to close up?

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, okay I'm the one here we go Is it horrible?

[SPEAKER_10]: Why didn't ask you to kiss him no, but I mean, it's just I do not know that

[SPEAKER_09]: I am as God made me.

[SPEAKER_09]: I know you're as God made you make it.

[SPEAKER_09]: And there's no, but there's no, you don't seem to be aware of your happiness.

[SPEAKER_09]: There's no huge crack.

[SPEAKER_09]: There's no bleeding.

[SPEAKER_09]: There's no bleeding.

[SPEAKER_10]: Get up close again.

[SPEAKER_09]: No, you've had your privilege.

[SPEAKER_08]: You wasted it, Josh.

[SPEAKER_08]: I think he's just used to it.

[SPEAKER_08]: It is what it is for him.

[SPEAKER_10]: And one day, like, when you found your mark on this show, Rob, that's for sure.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, it is what it is for him.

[SPEAKER_10]: Leave him alone.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't leave him alone.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it's just, you know, I'm glad everybody's straightening out.

[SPEAKER_09]: How's Josh's blood pressure?

[SPEAKER_09]: We haven't heard on that in a while.

[SPEAKER_10]: How is your blood pressure?

[SPEAKER_10]: I haven't taken that in a couple weeks.

[SPEAKER_08]: That's a good idea.

[SPEAKER_08]: I think, you know what, you know what I did?

[SPEAKER_08]: I, the new medicine started working.

[SPEAKER_08]: and the blood pressure dropped.

[SPEAKER_08]: And I got the lowest number I've ever gotten.

[SPEAKER_08]: I felt like I won over four Mike.

[SPEAKER_08]: That was right there.

[SPEAKER_08]: I won the game and I just stopped.

[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think the knowing more.

[SPEAKER_10]: I have always been blissfully unaware.

[SPEAKER_10]: I know when it's good, like 120 over 80 is where I normally fall.

[SPEAKER_10]: Is that good?

[SPEAKER_10]: That's perfect.

[SPEAKER_10]: But I never understand it.

[SPEAKER_10]: I've never understood the.

[SPEAKER_09]: I think it is the amount of pressure that the upper number, I could be wrong.

[SPEAKER_09]: But I think it is the upper problem is the pressure when your heart is pumping.

[SPEAKER_09]: And the lower number is your blood pressure.

[SPEAKER_10]: when your heart is stopped.

[SPEAKER_09]: When it has ceased, no, between the beats.

[SPEAKER_09]: And a lower bottom number is more desirable than, I mean, that's the one you want to focus on, if you want.

[SPEAKER_08]: Might be back in YouTube, my GPT it.

[SPEAKER_08]: What's that?

[SPEAKER_08]: My last number was 14 over 76.

[SPEAKER_09]: That's like ideal, spectacular.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that was April 24th, okay.

[SPEAKER_09]: And he celebrated Mike with pretzels and a glass of salt water.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I said, I won the game.

[SPEAKER_09]: I got my temperature gas.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's just like, it's systolic and diastolic.

[SPEAKER_10]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: uh... by the way that was a uh... radio team that uh... i produced for earlier in my career back when i was in kinetic at it and what hard for what is it like diastolic show it would be good for the hardening weaver program yeah it was very hello uh... he had a high blood pressure so this is static is the top number and the diastolic is the bottom number am i right about that i'm trying to for you i don't know uh... touchy pt says normal is one twenty over eighty

[SPEAKER_10]: That's close to my range.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's what I've got normal blood pressure.

[SPEAKER_09]: My top number, the 120 in this case, is the systolic pressure.

[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, and this is the pressure in your arteries when your heart squeezes, squeezes and pumps the blood out.

[SPEAKER_09]: Think of it as the working pressure, the moment your heart contracts.

[SPEAKER_10]: When it contracts, it squeezes the blood in your veins.

[SPEAKER_09]: The bottom number is your diastolic.

[SPEAKER_09]: This is the pressure in your arteries when your heart is resting between beats.

[SPEAKER_09]: Think it's the resting pressure.

[SPEAKER_10]: When the heart relaxes and just gets ready to flex again.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, and refills with blood.

[SPEAKER_09]: That would be the 80.

[SPEAKER_09]: This number shows how much pressure remains in your arteries, even when the heart is in actively pumping.

[SPEAKER_10]: And it's kind of scary when you think about it a little bit.

[SPEAKER_09]: This is, and you know what, you think we have a better device by now.

[SPEAKER_08]: it's weird that they're measuring your heart when you are.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_08]: I never understand science.

[SPEAKER_08]: Right.

[SPEAKER_09]: So my the simple analogy is heart squeezes is the top number.

[SPEAKER_09]: Heart squirts bottom number, not squirts.

[SPEAKER_10]: sports, everybody.

[SPEAKER_10]: Rob, you had mentioned yesterday that you have a new habit.

[SPEAKER_10]: My habit is, as I mentioned before, the ice cream factor.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I, you know, I've lost weight, but I've battled the last 20 to 30 pounds because I think I don't will it to happen.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's an ongoing struggle.

[SPEAKER_09]: You know, I can understand because even when you're on a hot streak of dieting, your program to love to eat, it's tough.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's really tough.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's really tough.

[SPEAKER_10]: I scream issue where I could eat it every day.

[SPEAKER_10]: I would probably have it for my last meal and I want to say that I need.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm making this public because I know I know it's repetitive.

[SPEAKER_10]: I know it will embarrass me.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I know that that will motivate me to, you know, straighten up and fly right a little bit.

[SPEAKER_10]: But I have to tell you that yesterday was the second day of a, in Carla doesn't even know this.

[SPEAKER_10]: And by the way, Carla ducked in like with one minute to go before we taped with some very juicy details on our sheriff in Lee County that will be featuring on the bonus show this afternoon.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, let's do a little bit more.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, he's not that.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, no, no, Sheriff Carmine Marcino.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, it's the name of that.

[SPEAKER_09]: Is it true that he's a good boy?

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, we're going to fix you right up.

[SPEAKER_10]: So the ice cream factor, two bad days in a row, really, really bad days in a row.

[SPEAKER_10]: It was a Monday, yeah, Monday.

[SPEAKER_10]: Monday.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, because Carla worked on Monday and I was off on Monday and I was left to my own devices and that's when I get in trouble.

[SPEAKER_10]: When I don't have Mrs. Omera in close supervision to give me crap, to give me shit about everything that I'm putting into my body, that's when it gets into a problematic area.

[SPEAKER_10]: So I will tell you, and it's not this is nothing super

[SPEAKER_10]: And I do this with ice cream more than any other food stuff than I can imagine.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't find myself bingeing on anything else.

[SPEAKER_09]: May I ask a question?

[SPEAKER_10]: You may.

[SPEAKER_10]: I know that probably one of the things working against you is your golfing lesson.

[SPEAKER_10]: And we're ever 245.

[SPEAKER_10]: That should be a website for you.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I know that you are my one Add 10 to that you're gonna.

[SPEAKER_10]: Let's be honest, okay?

[SPEAKER_10]: Really that's what it it was forever 245 the better part of two years now It's been forever 255 for about a way too long.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'll let you froze

[SPEAKER_09]: put the forever in quotation marks now that you're golfing less on that probably give you more time in the home and more time for temptation i have to wonder do the cart girls i know they often serve drinks we don't ever have like soft serve do they don't we don't have them oh you don't know how do i mean what if you get really thirsty i mean you're like on the floor water station ah okay two places on the golf course okay

[SPEAKER_08]: You know, like, like, no alcohol, I don't have a water station.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's a prohibition or something.

[SPEAKER_10]: Of course, you just have, you know, card girls and some don't.

[SPEAKER_10]: And that's just, you know, most of the ones that I've played at don't.

[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_08]: And that's kind of a drag.

[SPEAKER_08]: You know, you could have kept your membership and just been a carp girl to pay fees.

[SPEAKER_09]: Park, a card guy.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I could either.

[SPEAKER_09]: No, he meant what he said.

[SPEAKER_09]: You look like a girl.

[SPEAKER_09]: Mike, I've seen you in drag and I think those years are behind you.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think that, you know, I've been, we, I don't want to appear sexist, uh, but you never do the idea of the cart girl is always the attractive woman that goes around to the male golfers and offers them drinks and their own.

[SPEAKER_10]: And gets tips and there's always little moments, you get more tips.

[SPEAKER_10]: And so we had a cart girl and this place is 20 years ago.

[SPEAKER_10]: And she was probably 68 years old.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh dear.

[SPEAKER_10]: And she, by the way, when she was 28, she probably looked to say it.

[SPEAKER_10]: So it was okay.

[SPEAKER_09]: So I mean, had she sort of sort of, did she look like a granny that owns Tweety Bird?

[SPEAKER_10]: She looked like, I don't, I think her name was,

[SPEAKER_10]: Jody I think that was her name like Johnny Carson's wife and Jody was and we we'd always go here comes Jody And it was you know it was kind of not what you would think as the prototype well Jody works on the band's name and as a ladies name so I mean, I think it's a great name for anybody Yeah, but how are those tips?

[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, I don't, I don't believe I ordered anything.

[SPEAKER_10]: Tever.

[SPEAKER_09]: You didn't partake in Jody's where?

[SPEAKER_10]: I believe that my car model you said no to.

[SPEAKER_10]: I believe that my interaction would essentially be up.

[SPEAKER_10]: All set!

[SPEAKER_10]: I couldn't I couldn't drink another drop.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh my goodness gracious.

[SPEAKER_10]: Um, but oh my oh my lands My it is all right.

[SPEAKER_10]: Let me explain what's happened to me today.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, definitely For the first time since I've had this stuff on my faith It's definitely itchier and distractingly so that's where I'm having a little trouble.

[SPEAKER_10]: What's up?

[SPEAKER_08]: Let us see you again on this show

[SPEAKER_08]: Rub some ice cream on your face.

[SPEAKER_10]: Getting ice cream swim.

[SPEAKER_10]: He gets me back on track.

[SPEAKER_10]: He gets me back on track.

[SPEAKER_09]: And I need an abrasive ice cream.

[SPEAKER_09]: Like cookies and cream vanilla wouldn't do it.

[SPEAKER_09]: No, but it's a crunch.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_08]: And a little caramel or something until it sticks.

[SPEAKER_10]: The place that I go to, have I mentioned it before on the show?

[SPEAKER_10]: The Royal Scoop.

[SPEAKER_09]: I believe you haven't passing.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I mentioned because it is a delightful place and I'm trying to find it.

[SPEAKER_09]: Is it actually owned by royalty?

[SPEAKER_10]: No, Rob, of course.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's not.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm that's not funny.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm actually trying to find the British music here that would go along with that.

[SPEAKER_10]: Now, if you were a prepared person, you knew you were going to talk about this.

[SPEAKER_10]: You might actually, no, I don't have it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Damn it.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_08]: The royal scoop is this an upgrade from the Dairy Queen?

[SPEAKER_08]: or corporate.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, it's a lie.

[SPEAKER_08]: That's the dairy queen lady.

[SPEAKER_08]: Well, scoop does not sound like a drive-thru.

[SPEAKER_10]: It is a stand-alone ice cream parlor.

[SPEAKER_10]: And it is a chain based in Bonita Springs, Florida with satellite locations in various parts of Southwest Florida.

[SPEAKER_10]: And to my great joy and my... Hello, and welcome to the Royal Scoot.

[SPEAKER_10]: Um, this place, uh, branched out.

[SPEAKER_10]: They branched out and they are moveless.

[SPEAKER_10]: They really are.

[SPEAKER_10]: Boy is, boy is that royal scoop will now be.

[SPEAKER_10]: So I love the place.

[SPEAKER_10]: And it's right off the exit when I'm coming home.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I dig it, dig it, dig it, dig it.

[SPEAKER_10]: So it's fantastic.

[SPEAKER_10]: Do they have their own?

[SPEAKER_10]: They make their own homemade stuff.

[SPEAKER_10]: Inbony to spring Florida.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's the best.

[SPEAKER_09]: And there's a place like that on the ice cream.

[SPEAKER_10]: The other day, Mrs. O'Mara and I stop by.

[SPEAKER_10]: She wanted, we needed, we wanted to treat from Memorial Day.

[SPEAKER_10]: She wanted a cookie.

[SPEAKER_10]: There's a place I don't know if you have them up,

[SPEAKER_09]: It's great and it's not overrated nor overpriced.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's also now.

[SPEAKER_08]: I think side the upgraded Tampa Bay stadium.

[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_08]: So I feel it has a crumble cookie in.

[SPEAKER_10]: A crumble cookie.

[SPEAKER_10]: So it's a well-known chain.

[SPEAKER_10]: And the next door to the crumble.

[SPEAKER_10]: A couple of doors down is the Royal scoop.

[SPEAKER_10]: Carla got herself a cookie and a cookie for Michael and his friend Nicko was sleeping over.

[SPEAKER_10]: and I got the privilege of going into the Royal Scoop.

[SPEAKER_10]: I came out and she said, two, because she noticed in the bag that I had two pints.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, okay.

[SPEAKER_09]: So you packed it to go.

[SPEAKER_09]: I thought you would get like a cup of a coat.

[SPEAKER_10]: I take one as my confection of the day and then I hide one.

[SPEAKER_09]: Well, if it's ice cream, there's only only one place you can hide it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, but I put it conveniently under like a stofor sauceberry steak or something.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I mean, you know what, what if vegetables?

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, we'll put it empty a bag of vegetables and put it in that.

[SPEAKER_10]: You've never done that.

[SPEAKER_09]: I never have, but it would be worth it.

[SPEAKER_09]: That's next level.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's next.

[SPEAKER_10]: But have you been in a situation?

[SPEAKER_10]: I would imagine in your home.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: You would have had multiple occasions of food theft or people that have taken food that you had kind of counted on.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm sure that you could not be a speedwack and not experience on the type of tension.

[SPEAKER_09]: a lot of times we'll refer to it the next day uh... let's say it is ice cream uh... in this case and i will get up and say hey robber it looks like the ice cream thief came by last night uh... yeah did so that's it's friendly he will sell some but here in the america so it will be a lot

[SPEAKER_10]: What the fuck happened to my mint chocolate jet?

[SPEAKER_09]: The only time I ever really got mad at Robert is when we had a red eye flight back from New Orleans.

[SPEAKER_09]: And I brought, in my carry on, a stinky, smelly, moof a lot of sand which that I wanted to have the next day.

[SPEAKER_09]: And when I woke up, it was gone.

[SPEAKER_09]: And I mean, there was a lot of him that were great there.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, I was angry at that.

[SPEAKER_10]: Did you wake him up?

[SPEAKER_09]: No, I don't think I can probably get out of bed, you eat my mothalada.

[SPEAKER_09]: And Julia won't take any issue with it.

[SPEAKER_09]: She'll label stuff.

[SPEAKER_09]: Do not eat this because she's been she's been in your home refrigerator.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, like of office refrigerator.

[SPEAKER_10]: So she'll do it like in a college dorm or in office that works.

[SPEAKER_09]: It works.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's a growing boy.

[SPEAKER_10]: Do not eat this.

[SPEAKER_10]: It will lead anything that's lying around.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, a lot.

[SPEAKER_10]: Will you eat anything that's lying around?

[SPEAKER_10]: It depends on the source.

[SPEAKER_10]: Now that you're on your, you're new.

[SPEAKER_10]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, yeah, I'll tell you, Rob, I agreed with you about the vanilla ice cream that we got at Costco.

[SPEAKER_10]: That was really good.

[SPEAKER_10]: I need a really good invention had to stop doing that.

[SPEAKER_10]: I bought that once.

[SPEAKER_10]: The two, what is the two half gallons that they sell?

[SPEAKER_10]: in the little box and the Costco fat deposit area.

[SPEAKER_10]: By the way, you can go into Costco and have a fat day and just bounce out of there in the cart full of calories like you would not believe.

[SPEAKER_09]: Well, the frozen section is a really good, it's a hobby.

[SPEAKER_09]: Not only do you have your ice creams in your pops, you've got your frozen mozzarella sticks.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, it's all the bad, but I mean, really loving preservatives fat, yes.

[SPEAKER_08]: You just got a grilled freezer.

[SPEAKER_08]: because we have a split like fridge freezer and you can never fit anything in it.

[SPEAKER_08]: So the first thing I did was go buy a box of frozen pizzas from Costco.

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, they're the best.

[SPEAKER_08]: They're the best.

[SPEAKER_08]: They're the best box of those drumstick ice creams.

[SPEAKER_08]: Also great, but those and my favorite thing is that the kids haven't figured out that there's a garage freezer yet.

[SPEAKER_08]: But you met a balladly, you know, you can eat whatever you want, correct?

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I can eat anything.

[SPEAKER_10]: What is it about engineering types?

[SPEAKER_10]: No, we've had fat engineers.

[SPEAKER_10]: We've had really fat.

[SPEAKER_09]: The Cardi-Lamon?

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, and before the, oh, yeah, right, I mean.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: Say, oh, I've got a full smart man, politically savvy man.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_08]: Would you say Josh?

[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_08]: So I've got a full box of ice from cones out there that I go and eat after I put the kids to bed.

[SPEAKER_09]: Now that's that's what I'm going to do the kids know there's a garage.

[SPEAKER_09]: I know they know there's a garage freezer, but they know there's a garage right.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think really that I I equate the garage freezer in Florida with real slave labor.

[SPEAKER_10]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_10]: Like slave labor from the Egyptian era.

[SPEAKER_10]: You know where we may whips and stuff like building the pit because the the refrigerators that are

[SPEAKER_10]: Meanwhile, you're new fancy gorilla refridgerator inside the home.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's like, No, no, air conditioning's fine and out in the garage.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's like, And it's not like you're going to have a brand new one.

[SPEAKER_09]: And the my garage refrigerator is a French door, yellow textured general electric refrigerator.

[SPEAKER_09]: Right.

[SPEAKER_09]: But it's not a great fridge.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: And they die.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, shut it out to the pastor.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I mean, it's a goes to the garage to die and eventually it will Josh you know what you need to get and this you can get this on Amazon through our link They have a wireless thermometer system where you can put one sensor in your fridge and one in your freezer And then you know that you're always at the optimal temperature because what's going to happen here because if your food goes up.

[SPEAKER_09]: Well, what do you think you're going to tell us?

[SPEAKER_08]: You mean I'm the unit itself.

[SPEAKER_08]: He he means he keeps track of the temperature of his fridge and of course.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, of course, here.

[SPEAKER_08]: The internal.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, well, wait, wait, wait.

[SPEAKER_10]: Is it on the outside of the, is it, is it, there's a, no, this is an add on you buy this and then there is a slow it slow slow down.

[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

[SPEAKER_10]: is no one does this.

[SPEAKER_09]: No one does this.

[SPEAKER_09]: No one.

[SPEAKER_09]: I've given this to a gift to four different people.

[SPEAKER_09]: They all adore it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, then they're all dorks like you.

[SPEAKER_09]: Well, it does.

[SPEAKER_10]: Dorks makes your found.

[SPEAKER_09]: It does not, but you don't have to put the reading on the frequency.

[SPEAKER_10]: You can bring the floating around when you do the slow down.

[SPEAKER_10]: Hold on.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to show it to you.

[SPEAKER_10]: Hold on.

[SPEAKER_10]: You need to explain the background excited he gets.

[SPEAKER_10]: He gets so excited for this

[SPEAKER_08]: even in the fridge or the freezer, there's never a temperature thing.

[SPEAKER_08]: It's just a little doll, like one to five.

[SPEAKER_10]: You dial it and you dial it and you know, and you know if things are not the right temperature because things either frost over or they melt.

[SPEAKER_10]: And you never touch it again.

[SPEAKER_08]: You never, do you never go near it?

[SPEAKER_08]: No.

[SPEAKER_08]: My fridge does do this annoying thing where we have a power blip.

[SPEAKER_08]: It'll then like start beeping until that you know, hey, the food might have gone bad.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, smart fridge, yeah.

[SPEAKER_08]: But power's never out long enough for the food to go.

[SPEAKER_10]: So what is this Alton Brown device that you have?

[SPEAKER_09]: It's not an Alton Brown device.

[SPEAKER_09]: This is my own discovery.

[SPEAKER_09]: And I want you to know before we proceed of the three of us, I'm the only one that is a certified kitchen manager.

[SPEAKER_09]: All right.

[SPEAKER_09]: So I know my stuff.

[SPEAKER_09]: twice I've taken the test.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's the fruit cake.

[SPEAKER_09]: That's from the test.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, but it involves this.

[SPEAKER_09]: You buy the brand is accurate and you put a small sensor in your refrigerator and you put another small sensor in your freezer.

[SPEAKER_09]: And it's battery operated batteries last forever because you buy super.

[SPEAKER_09]: I think it's like a non, there's a certain kind of battery that does well in cold.

[SPEAKER_08]: And this is important.

[SPEAKER_08]: You put your batteries.

[SPEAKER_02]: He was an overweight alcoholic who just happened to be one of the greatest pure passers in NFL history.

[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know what I played that.

[SPEAKER_09]: I think I know.

[SPEAKER_09]: But the

[SPEAKER_09]: Here's what's important, especially with a garage fridge, a garage fridge has to work extra hard because it's not in the climate controlled home.

[SPEAKER_09]: So you want to make sure it doesn't freeze up mic right now because of that sense, this I keep on my fridge, but I could carry it around the house.

[SPEAKER_09]: Look, I have my freezer's at negative seven degrees and my refrigerators at 34 degrees.

[SPEAKER_10]: Is that negative seven a little too cold?

[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, you have to be in food standards.

[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

[SPEAKER_09]: I don't, man.

[SPEAKER_09]: Didn't you serve on sub for me?

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I just, uh, I just remember it.

[SPEAKER_10]: I just remember those days.

[SPEAKER_10]: God, I was it.

[SPEAKER_09]: It also has memory and all that stuff you don't need it, but I love, I love you.

[SPEAKER_10]: Where do you put the stick?

[SPEAKER_09]: This this thing or the Where you put the how do you that looks like something that goes on the outside it does But you can also carry it around in your pocket while I work it might you walk into your freezer No, you don't walk into your freezer.

[SPEAKER_09]: Where do you put the thing anywhere in the fridge and you know It's got like a little land Why the top of the side the freezer?

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I found the stick.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, there you are there Yeah, and they have like a little land you don't top and I put it on the back I threaded over you can also take your body temperature with that rectally

[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, it's never back like you have two sensors one goes in your mouth right one goes in your ass

[SPEAKER_08]: You haven't moved the sensor around to make sure that your entire fridge is the right temperature.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't like feeding him right now.

[SPEAKER_10]: You're feeding him right now.

[SPEAKER_09]: I do keep it high in both compartments, though, because that gives the warmest part.

[SPEAKER_10]: Who gives two Fs about that?

[SPEAKER_09]: Good.

[SPEAKER_09]: You go drink rotten illness.

[SPEAKER_09]: You go eat soft ice cream.

[SPEAKER_10]: You don't get my account on my refrigerator keeping this.

[SPEAKER_10]: This is the right temperature on that paranoid about it.

[SPEAKER_08]: Mike.

[SPEAKER_08]: My ice cream is soft.

[SPEAKER_08]: I go by a new freezer.

[SPEAKER_09]: Well, if it stays, if it stays soft for four hours or more, you need to actually get one of those.

[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, if things are not frozen in your freezer or things are not where, I mean, otherwise, just let it go.

[SPEAKER_08]: Well, that's the exact temperature.

[SPEAKER_08]: Now, it's going to kill you.

[SPEAKER_08]: I would be concerned that the vegetable drawer might be a little warmer, so I'd move that sensor occasionally.

[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I don't keep vegetables in the garage for it.

[SPEAKER_09]: Did you?

[SPEAKER_08]: No, you said that you have one in the fridge and in your freezer.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, don't keep vegetables in the fridge.

[SPEAKER_09]: Well, I do actually have an accurate, I have an accurate upstairs.

[SPEAKER_10]: What are you keeping your garage fridge?

[SPEAKER_10]: So the pop?

[SPEAKER_09]: So to pop beers for when my mom comes over.

[SPEAKER_10]: Did you have to throw a lot of them away after the beaties got you again?

[SPEAKER_10]: That was Robert there.

[SPEAKER_10]: No Robert will drink a bit.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and and Mrs. Peewack enjoys a Coca-Cola.

[SPEAKER_09]: So no, we didn't throw any away What else?

[SPEAKER_09]: Hey, saw bones under carrying on an old family tradition We have some champagne and wine in there, so it's ready to serve if we have our need champagne So beverage freezer private.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's a beverage.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, we use for beverages, but the freezer we use for Costco over overload

[SPEAKER_10]: You know, because the frozen pizza's things like that.

[SPEAKER_10]: I was on the screen.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I was on.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'll show you around on you.

[SPEAKER_10]: Johnny pops.

[SPEAKER_08]: You can eat.

[SPEAKER_08]: Can I get back to my ice cream.

[SPEAKER_08]: This guy's an alcoholic cover.

[SPEAKER_08]: Johnny pops.

[SPEAKER_09]: They're really good.

[SPEAKER_09]: But the new, the rainbow ones are really good, Josh.

[SPEAKER_10]: Johnny, you're a great overnight district.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, W-Y-R-E.

[SPEAKER_10]: Fantastic.

[SPEAKER_10]: But the night pops get together.

[SPEAKER_10]: How you doing?

[SPEAKER_10]: Coming up a little later, we got an exclusive syndicated interview with Rita Moldair.

[SPEAKER_10]: Johnny pops with the latest of gentlemen.

[SPEAKER_10]: How you doing?

[SPEAKER_09]: You need to fridge their mometer for your own safety.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, Maria Moldair.

[SPEAKER_10]: Maria Moldair.

[SPEAKER_10]: Sorry about that.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_10]: What a nice day.

[SPEAKER_10]: I wasn't married.

[SPEAKER_10]: Mary Malder.

[SPEAKER_10]: All right, getting back to the ice cream.

[SPEAKER_10]: If I may, please.

[SPEAKER_10]: So Memorial Day within a 24 hour period, I consumed two of the pints.

[SPEAKER_10]: One during the day and then late at night when Carla went to bed, I consumed another one.

[SPEAKER_09]: That is not too much ice cream for anything to be ashamed of.

[SPEAKER_10]: I've done a nice cream is pretty special.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's disgusting.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's disgusting.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's disgusting.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's not make you feel good.

[SPEAKER_10]: It makes you feel speaking of dehydration.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think there's gribblees in it and salt and whatever that does.

[SPEAKER_10]: I did not feel my best.

[SPEAKER_09]: How did you feel during eating it?

[SPEAKER_10]: the first time and what was if it was chocolate chip man of course mint chocolate chip when i have gotten off the highway after a long drive and i put that in my car and i plan on eating it before i go home and i pull off of the roadway to a parking lot under a tree with shade and

[SPEAKER_10]: I just, uh, I make love to it.

[SPEAKER_10]: I make love to, uh, my pint.

[SPEAKER_10]: Do you, uh, do you get a little bit of a spoon?

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: Or is it the thing when you drink, I use a plastic spoon that I get from the Royal Scoop?

[SPEAKER_10]: Do they have the color changing spoons?

[SPEAKER_10]: No, they have no.

[SPEAKER_10]: They're very basic.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'll can expensive plastic spoons.

[SPEAKER_10]: And if you're not really careful, you can, uh, you know, sever one if you, uh, if you're too overzealous, trying to get the first, uh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_08]: But you should upgrade to keep a metal spoon in the car.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, let's say as I'm sick.

[SPEAKER_10]: You are sick.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, I am.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't think Subaru offers a spoon option But I am aware and very much aware of the problem because Carla does not know this That she's listening right now just so you know yes, okay, you know what I have to correct this so this the time was consumed yesterday

[SPEAKER_10]: Two days ago, rather, I'm a Memorial Day, and then yesterday, I got done with the, I think it's, I got done with the show.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, I got done with the show.

[SPEAKER_10]: We taped it for a clock yesterday, and at the conclusion of the show, I, I actually ate my ice cream.

[SPEAKER_10]: I know it sometime during the day.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm trying to remember it.

[SPEAKER_10]: And then, absolutely before the show.

[SPEAKER_09]: Because you had to go for the show.

[SPEAKER_09]: You're right.

[SPEAKER_10]: Probably before the show.

[SPEAKER_10]: And then immediately after the show I had to bust Fast down to a little league practice and take my kid down there and Carla met me down there and we We watched about an hour of Michael's practice and then we had dinner together and then we split up She went home and I waited for Michael to finish practice.

[SPEAKER_10]: I

[SPEAKER_10]: on the way home, Michael informed me that Mickey D's Josh will probably know this has new like refresher drinks that the McDonald's has your way.

[SPEAKER_10]: I know you be aware of that.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's your culture reporter.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's their new health food program.

[SPEAKER_08]: It's a lot of these fast food places.

[SPEAKER_08]: They've all rolled out refreshers.

[SPEAKER_10]: They're all going to be these refreshers for some time.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I took the opportunity when Michael was very, very adamant that he wanted to try one of these.

[SPEAKER_10]: And he'd been out in 94 degree heat running his ass off.

[SPEAKER_10]: I said, I went along with it, Carl, it's going to be man at that.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, she's serving right now.

[SPEAKER_10]: I haven't had the McDonald refreshers.

[SPEAKER_10]: Are they going with Red Bull?

[SPEAKER_10]: I ducked.

[SPEAKER_10]: do they really have Red Bull?

[SPEAKER_08]: I believe the Panera ones do and I think the Starbucks ones do.

[SPEAKER_09]: Panera is a disaster.

[SPEAKER_09]: Don't go there.

[SPEAKER_10]: Michael wanted the refresher and I took the opportunity to purchase the most expensive confection that would be the M&M McFlurry, which by the way, if you check the calories on it, I believe the most calorie rich product that is offered in the McDonald's ice cream lineup.

[SPEAKER_10]: And more than a Sunday, I believe it's more than an Oreo McFlurry.

[SPEAKER_10]: It is the Mac.

[SPEAKER_10]: He had one with me.

[SPEAKER_10]: He got you.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, my God.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, you were playing too.

[SPEAKER_09]: You were playing too.

[SPEAKER_09]: You're playing too.

[SPEAKER_09]: You're playing.

[SPEAKER_09]: You're playing.

[SPEAKER_09]: You're both.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: You probably routed you out too.

[SPEAKER_09]: Both sides against the middle.

[SPEAKER_09]: So do you think Mike, well, congratulations on fighting a McDonald's that had the McFlory machine working.

[SPEAKER_09]: That is in it.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know if that scam is still going with Mickey D's.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's been a long time since I've been to a McDonald's where they said, remember we had the whole controversy that we did on the show with the fact that McDonald's owns the company that repairs them.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and it's a whole thing that make more money by repairing them and they do by serving the ice cream and credible conspiracy.

[SPEAKER_09]: How much on American when you go to the royal scoop.

[SPEAKER_09]: How much is a pint of ice cream?

[SPEAKER_09]: I'm just curious because I know basically what premium ice cream cause for the ridiculous.

[SPEAKER_09]: I'm sure it may.

[SPEAKER_09]: I guess I don't even.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't remember, but I think I'll tell you if you're in the ballpark.

[SPEAKER_09]: I believe when there's a boutique ice cream place in Miami that is called amies, and they make their own and it's fantastic, but it's $12 a pint.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, six dollars a pint.

[SPEAKER_09]: Well, no, that would be $12 a pint still, because no, 24 that would be $12.

[SPEAKER_09]: But if you got one for $8 a pint, $12 a pint, it would be $6 a pint.

[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, you have to buy two, so it averages out to $8 a pint.

[SPEAKER_10]: eight.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, in the ball, but it's still better than what it was, but also that would be a dollar supply because you've spent you spend a thirty six dollars.

[SPEAKER_09]: And then you get one free and that's all we have to buy two.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, $5 to get one for three free.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, fuck them.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, excuse me, you might notice that we are being a little more Reballed on the show my apologies.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't that I'm not going to do that regularly, but we are not restricted.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, by that.

[SPEAKER_09]: But yeah, I And that is a pretty brilliant sales scheme because $8 is still too much and it gets you to buy that third part

[SPEAKER_10]: It is, but walking out of an ice cream store dropped in 36 dollars, which is the, you know, is the price of like a fast food meal for two.

[SPEAKER_09]: I'll hopefully for two, yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: That's not good.

[SPEAKER_10]: So I'm here to say that I'm doing it myself.

[SPEAKER_10]: I am on it.

[SPEAKER_10]: If Mrs. Omar is listening, you should know, I'm very much aware of that.

[SPEAKER_09]: Is there any ice cream in the house right now?

[SPEAKER_10]: No.

[SPEAKER_09]: Not even the, wow, the Costco vanilla's gone.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that's been gone for months.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I can't for a month, at least.

[SPEAKER_10]: I remember what I talked about that about a month ago.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_08]: That's why you're shaken.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I agree.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, I just, I have to.

[SPEAKER_10]: I have no hidden ice cream.

[UNKNOWN]: No.

[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, good.

[SPEAKER_10]: Then you can do this.

[SPEAKER_10]: What do you do?

[SPEAKER_10]: I have ice cream.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's not hidden.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm not going to eat it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Have you ever had a hide ice cream?

[SPEAKER_09]: No, you know, I'm not, I don't hide a lot of things.

[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, I'm kind of, I've got food.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's going to be there.

[SPEAKER_08]: So, Rob, you want to, you want to place a bet this week, can my class the whole week without an ice cream?

[SPEAKER_09]: I say he can.

[SPEAKER_08]: Are you going for, so you're going to go Wednesday to Wednesday?

[SPEAKER_08]: Wednesday to Wednesday.

[SPEAKER_10]: There's going to be a weekend.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, let me have this question.

[SPEAKER_10]: I know I'm on envisioning with it.

[SPEAKER_10]: So we've got districts.

[SPEAKER_08]: I believe this or we can go a different or we can go a different route with this.

[SPEAKER_08]: Where we can pick which day you're going to fail.

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, when he breaks.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_08]: I have a question.

[SPEAKER_09]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_10]: Can I ask this question at districts if the lady with the.

[SPEAKER_10]: with the frozen sorbet, uh, the coconut sorbet, does that count?

[SPEAKER_10]: Joe, if you're going to have to say no, I'm going to have to say no.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

[SPEAKER_10]: So I go Wednesday to Wednesday, uh, without ice cream, make a mental note, you can check with me on Wednesday.

[SPEAKER_10]: I will, I've, by the way, I've wandered these tournaments.

[SPEAKER_10]: Monday.

[SPEAKER_10]: What?

[SPEAKER_10]: You'll let us know Monday.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: You're my text over the weekend.

[SPEAKER_10]: Rob's work with me a long time.

[SPEAKER_10]: You watch me.

[SPEAKER_10]: When I dig my heels in, you watch me, right, Rob?

[SPEAKER_09]: But the thing is, you don't have a financial interest in this.

[SPEAKER_09]: So you're not invested.

[SPEAKER_09]: What did you want to bet, Josh?

[SPEAKER_09]: Like a $10 Costco gift card?

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, like a working fight.

[SPEAKER_09]: A working fight.

[SPEAKER_10]: That doesn't benefit me.

[SPEAKER_10]: So the bet is, you always have to have something for this.

[SPEAKER_10]: What about the obstacles?

[SPEAKER_10]: No, I don't think the bet payoff is ice cream when it's a guy, I mean, who can not eat ice cream?

[SPEAKER_09]: So it goes out as a violation.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_10]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_09]: Go there.

[SPEAKER_10]: By the way, let's say all fruit.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, since somebody is mentioning it, Rob, do you have both a non-working and a working half gallon in your house right now?

[SPEAKER_09]: I do.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I do.

[SPEAKER_09]: I do.

[SPEAKER_09]: You might get a mic.

[SPEAKER_10]: For example, let's, let's say, let's say, let's say, no, working pints in a, you can't work when going.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, fine.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's a single service.

[SPEAKER_10]: The way it goes.

[SPEAKER_09]: Let's say someone in your house decides to make brownies.

[SPEAKER_09]: That's great.

[SPEAKER_09]: Love brownies.

[SPEAKER_10]: But who would make the, let's say someone in your, someone with the initials are asked.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but also J.S.

[SPEAKER_09]: and also C.S.

[SPEAKER_09]: occasionally.

[SPEAKER_09]: Now, yeah, and Carrie makes them occasionally.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but you see, here's, I don't want to mislead anybody.

[SPEAKER_09]: I'm the one who buys the brownie mix, and it's there and ready to go.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's sort of like baiting the trap.

[SPEAKER_09]: But if someone makes brownies, it's, by the way, it's a big box of it.

[SPEAKER_09]: So, you know, it's several times.

[SPEAKER_10]: You can't do this anymore, though.

[SPEAKER_10]: I can't.

[SPEAKER_09]: I can't.

[SPEAKER_10]: You didn't have a working pint in your house anymore with the...

[SPEAKER_09]: I'm not like, I can control it.

[SPEAKER_09]: You think it's hard to avoid sugar.

[SPEAKER_10]: I gave a boost.

[SPEAKER_10]: Why did you talk to me?

[SPEAKER_10]: You say that and direct that down towards your left leg.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it's better.

[SPEAKER_09]: Thanks for asking.

[SPEAKER_10]: I hate when you get quiet.

[SPEAKER_10]: What do I do this?

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, I want everyone to hear you last.

[SPEAKER_09]: I want everyone to hear your worthless laughter.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy, it's not a brandy

[SPEAKER_09]: And then I won't replace it with fantastic stuff though.

[SPEAKER_10]: I will always agree with you and I disagree for a long time You there's no way that can be good and then it ended up being fantastic Yeah, you would like to run out and get some right after the show today.

[SPEAKER_09]: I really would like to give you a non working half gallon

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that's generous.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, you can donate it.

[SPEAKER_10]: We got to take a break.

[SPEAKER_09]: And Mike know that it's great because it's being kept it negative seven degrees.

[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

[SPEAKER_10]: There you go.

[SPEAKER_10]: Don't touch it right here.

[SPEAKER_10]: I know you're not supposed to touch it.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's minus seven degrees.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's good.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's short break.

[SPEAKER_10]: We're going to come back with some tidbits for you ladies and gentlemen.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Welcome back to the Michael Mary show and Josh just text me what else I have to do on the show Okay, so I know what's going on Yeah, you should have the same copy from yesterday So okay, very good.

[SPEAKER_10]: I will I will do that.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's time for news everybody.

[SPEAKER_10]: Let's begin with the

[SPEAKER_10]: Some real news, the Pentagon confirmed the U.S. military conducted a self-defense air strikes in Southern Iran, sinking to Iranian vessels, allegedly attempting to lay minds in the straight of Hormuz.

[SPEAKER_10]: I know I shouldn't laugh about anything when it comes to warfare, but when it's the Iranians doing this, it kind of means that we want.

[SPEAKER_10]: Let me tell you what.

[SPEAKER_10]: media retaliation Iran's revolutionary guard announced they successfully shot down an American reaper drone that entered their airspace.

[SPEAKER_10]: Now to me, if we're blowing a couple of vessels out of the water, or guys have to jump overboard and all.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: And blowing that up real good.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, they're laying mines and then they suit down one of our little robots.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I think it's advantage U.S.

[SPEAKER_09]: The amazing thing is the drone was actually owned by a real estate agent.

[SPEAKER_09]: He was trying to get a beautiful shots of caves and sand.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, look at that roof.

[SPEAKER_10]: Diplomatic talks in Qatar are ongoing, but military officials on both sides, one that further retaliatory strikes are imminent.

[SPEAKER_10]: So, you know, I don't know what to think.

[SPEAKER_10]: Nobody knows what to think.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, I know.

[SPEAKER_09]: And it's all I know is that everything we hear is the truth.

[SPEAKER_10]: uh... this will not apply to mr. Josh roca but let me just say to all of my democratic uh... friends uh... be afraid be very afraid all right listen to this a major republican incumbent has just been outstead in a high stakes primary in a historic texas senate runoff election attorney general can packed in noted ass

[SPEAKER_10]: uh... has defeated long time incumbent senator john kornin one of the longest serving republicans uh... you know kind of went along with the party line uh... he was backed uh... this guy packed in by an endorsement from Donald trump his victory effectively ends kornin's four

[SPEAKER_10]: decade and more in Texas politics, Paxton will now advance to the general election to face democratic state representatives, not one or two one of them.

[SPEAKER_10]: James Talarico, who's a pretty good candidate, it's going to be the reason to be afraid to be very afraid is that the king is pressing guys on the forehead and they're winning.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's the way this seems to be going.

[SPEAKER_08]: endorsements by Trump one they said for the primaries.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, 118 that's that's pretty significant.

[SPEAKER_10]: Does it boggle your mind, though, that it's still working?

[SPEAKER_10]: It scares the crap out of me.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, me, too.

[SPEAKER_10]: It scares the crap out, but I mean, if you talk to people like him, yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: They haven't changed their mind.

[SPEAKER_10]: They put that down in research.

[SPEAKER_10]: They, they, they, they, they, they, you know, they, you don't do yours.

[SPEAKER_10]: He, he, you're just a joking point.

[SPEAKER_10]: She get it all from Fox.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's all from Fox.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's all from Fox.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's all from Fox.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's all from Fox.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's all from Fox.

[SPEAKER_10]: Another thing's true.

[SPEAKER_10]: But anyway.

[SPEAKER_09]: He gets all of his stuff from Paxton.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: Doesn't matter.

[SPEAKER_10]: You know.

[SPEAKER_10]: No, that's what.

[SPEAKER_10]: You know be afraid be very afraid.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know if I don't know yes, Mike.

[SPEAKER_10]: This just in this just in Donald Trump endorses this show So everybody was by the way nothing where nothing is going to change If they win the midterms, it's not just gonna be more of the same, but I don't think there's gonna be you know These Democrats that like to come out and say there's gonna be a sea change.

[SPEAKER_10]: Do I hope so with all right?

[SPEAKER_10]: do I think it's going to happen, you know, now what they're saying is that these more radical right candidates are going to fare, have a more difficult goal in the general election.

[SPEAKER_09]: Right.

[SPEAKER_09]: Hard to say.

[SPEAKER_09]: I don't think we've ever been in a place like we are right now.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and I'm afraid.

[SPEAKER_10]: Be very afraid.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's what I'm going to boy doing.

[SPEAKER_10]: Graham is doing.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think I haven't looked at the latest real clear politics, which is the polling that I look at.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think he had a decently the last time I checked and he's mainly is definitely an outlier kind of state.

[SPEAKER_10]: as as many New England states outside of Connecticut are.

[SPEAKER_10]: So I think you've got a different go, but we'll have to wait and see what happens.

[SPEAKER_09]: According to his website, Graham has unswoken hands and has not yet fallen asleep at a meeting.

[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you for the update.

[SPEAKER_10]: A bitter war of words has erupted with the comedy community following Netflix live broadcast of the Roast of Kevin Hart.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, continues to be in the news.

[SPEAKER_10]: The special has ignited a fierce public feud between veteran comedian Chelsea Handler and fellow stand-up Shane Gillis and Tony Hinchcliff over where to draw the line in modern roast humor.

[SPEAKER_10]: Here are the jokes that spark the back.

[SPEAKER_10]: The controversy stems from a dark, highly controversial and often racially charged punchline delivered during the live special, key moments included Tony Hinge Cliff areas again.

[SPEAKER_10]: Number one podcast in the nation, ladies.

[SPEAKER_10]: All these things contribute to me believing we are.

[SPEAKER_10]: in a different world now, and, and, you know, be, be, I'm not saying be afraid, but this is the reality.

[SPEAKER_10]: We're like, see the regression.

[SPEAKER_10]: We are discussing.

[SPEAKER_10]: You've got comedians doing racist, bigoted humor.

[SPEAKER_10]: And that's the pendulum because for a long time, it was, you know, left wing liberal comedians that would do it.

[SPEAKER_10]: Now you've got it all the way back.

[SPEAKER_10]: So Tony Henscliff at the roast invoked George Floyd in a joke about the black community, Shane Gillis faced criticism for a joke regarding the lynching of black people.

[SPEAKER_10]: And, you know, and nobody did anything at that, but not that they're going to do it in that forum.

[SPEAKER_10]: on uh... deon coals funny knowing you podcast i don't know that one i don't know if you're aware of it uh... handler said the two were racist and that they're bigots and they're sexist and they think uh... they're like invincible handler said that one of gillis's jokes about lynching heart was worse than rape

[SPEAKER_10]: and response, Gillis told the Hollywood Reporter in a statement that handler was capitalizing on the moment.

[SPEAKER_10]: A Monday's episode of Killtoni, Hinch Cliff responded to Handlers remarked by calling her a bit of a C. So there you have it.

[SPEAKER_09]: That's a good punch line.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I think the thing about the roast is we are culture is right now big a tree but sexism It is where it is, but she said that words and a joke is this bad as rape and I think that's softens the whole thing I think she does not help her cause by saying that I think calling them out is a different story But I think you're absolutely right maybe I miss interpreted I thought she was saying it was bad as joking about rape

[SPEAKER_09]: And not in action.

[SPEAKER_10]: Maybe it was.

[SPEAKER_10]: You'll have to, you know, I'm just giving you the information that I have.

[SPEAKER_09]: The thing, I think that the roast has the ship has sailed.

[SPEAKER_09]: It had its novelty for years and years.

[SPEAKER_09]: It was a closed door affair that no one was allowed to be at, except the participants.

[SPEAKER_10]: You think they're manufacturing this controversy to keep the front of a lot?

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: And also, I think this.

[SPEAKER_09]: the rules of the old roast was you target the person you're roasting.

[SPEAKER_09]: Not hurting the person you're roasting.

[SPEAKER_10]: But here I watched that.

[SPEAKER_10]: I watched the significant chunks of that roast.

[SPEAKER_08]: I watched more people will because of this story.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I watched Kill Tony as well.

[SPEAKER_10]: And it's difficult to

[SPEAKER_10]: enumerate the number of edgy over the line jokes and I think that when you're talking about comedy, there are different rules and I think that when you've got somebody doing this, what do they like in real life?

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know, I can't make that call, but now that's the, that's the my analysis on comedy.

[SPEAKER_10]: But let me finish.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's comedy, the world of comedy.

[SPEAKER_10]: I've always said joke reality and real reality.

[SPEAKER_10]: Two different things.

[SPEAKER_10]: However, the overwhelming popularity of this kind of material from Shangulous and from Tony Hinchcliff is a result of

[SPEAKER_10]: where our collective heads are at right now.

[SPEAKER_10]: And it's not where it used to be.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's not when we had racism and bigotry down below.

[SPEAKER_10]: Where in my humble opinion it belongs.

[SPEAKER_10]: You know, now it's out for everybody to say, find to do that.

[SPEAKER_08]: You're funny if you want to say that.

[SPEAKER_09]: They found their outlet.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I think we went to one extreme to now the other, and it'll settle out in the middle.

[SPEAKER_09]: I would say that an extreme of again terms, I think that'll make a good example of whether going to an extreme against racism is okay with me.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think going to an extreme against racism is okay with me too.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I think with Shane Gillis, you know, he's a repeat offender.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's done it a lot.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's also a very funny comedian.

[SPEAKER_10]: Done some of the best stuff I've ever seen on controversial issues.

[SPEAKER_09]: Wasn't he hired and fired from Saturday night live in the end of the post?

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_08]: hosting.

[SPEAKER_08]: But it is because that world of comedy is different, which is why like the Kill Tony podcast, you mentioned it's huge and it has people on there of all different types and races and everything.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, they do.

[SPEAKER_08]: And so once you're in that comedy world, it's right now at least it's all accepted.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's accepted and I mean, I have not, I don't watch any of these podcasts sustained.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't watch them from start to finish.

[SPEAKER_10]: But the clips that I do see are, you know, occasionally, yes, they're edgy, but they're funny.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: You can't argue.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's funny.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's funny.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's funny.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's funny.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's funny.

[SPEAKER_10]: At the same time, Tony Henchcliffe goes on stage in the Trump rally and says Puerto Rico's a pile of garbage.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's not funny.

[SPEAKER_10]: that's doing it for the shock, big difference between doing it for the shock and making a funny comment in the moment.

[SPEAKER_08]: But that's where this whole thing is manufactured because Chelsea handler comes from that comedy world.

[SPEAKER_08]: He knows that.

[SPEAKER_08]: Well, that's true.

[SPEAKER_08]: Chelsea handler for attention.

[SPEAKER_09]: And Chelsea knows how to work the media.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, really went on the roast and she fought back and I should get somebody who, you know, I don't like races.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't like bigots.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I like seeing those guys get called out on it as well.

[SPEAKER_10]: But in the comedy world, you know,

[SPEAKER_10]: We'll see.

[SPEAKER_10]: I believe the popularity of shows like this represent a change in the mindset of America and where we are right now.

[SPEAKER_10]: I hope that the

[SPEAKER_10]: I hope that the racists will be put back in line to a degree.

[SPEAKER_10]: I really do.

[SPEAKER_10]: For the non-funny racism, not making a joke.

[SPEAKER_10]: Not the anti-racism racism is funny, but when you make an edgy joke about racists, I mean, the go-look at the honoricles.

[SPEAKER_10]: Go back and look at it forever.

[SPEAKER_10]: Right.

[SPEAKER_10]: We make stereotypical jokes.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's the way it's gone.

[SPEAKER_10]: What were you going to say, Rob?

[SPEAKER_09]: I was going to say, the longer we bottle it up, the longer we can suppress it, the more generations will find it horrifying, too.

[SPEAKER_09]: But right now we're at a place where it's somehow and it's been and only in the last 20 years where it's become more accepted because there's outlets for it and it's it's really it's sad It's very sad, but where we are is the thing when you're talking about comedy and you talk about the reality of comedy and the world of comedy comedy is a different

[SPEAKER_10]: animal.

[SPEAKER_10]: It is a different animal.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's all I agree.

[SPEAKER_10]: And anybody, you know, there are a lot of people like me that the walk I walk, the practice of my life and the way I look at my life and the way I look at my interactions with people would not drive.

[SPEAKER_10]: with some of the jokes I have made and laughed at in my life, because comedy to me is separate.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I just think it should be separate.

[SPEAKER_10]: It really, really, really should.

[SPEAKER_10]: So wait and see where the shoe drops.

[SPEAKER_10]: I also think that when you got guys marching in Charlottesville, they will not replace us.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's scary.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's that because it can go too far and look what happens when it goes too far.

[SPEAKER_10]: If you don't think I'm right about this, and I'll tell you, we've got a lot of people out there.

[SPEAKER_10]: These childless guys that are out there supporting some of these podcasts.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I've got other out there.

[SPEAKER_10]: What's that?

[SPEAKER_10]: I've got children.

[SPEAKER_10]: You've got you.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, but what are the children's support I understand?

[SPEAKER_10]: Let's move on shall we?

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, massive shake-up is rocking a premium television production today and one that I like a lot reports from variety indicate that actor Tom Hardy has been abruptly fired from the Paramount Plus series Mobland Great TV show

[SPEAKER_10]: great TV show and he's a big part of it.

[SPEAKER_10]: After two seasons, he's gone production insiders claim that he was removed following intense onset friction with executive producers, frequent filming delays and unapproved script rewrites, representatives for the actor have not yet commented on the sudden exit.

[SPEAKER_10]: He looks like maybe he's a pain in the ass.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, doesn't he sort of have a reputation that precedes us?

[SPEAKER_10]: I think it's pretty good.

[SPEAKER_08]: But at the same time, let's see how the show does without him.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, it was because you got Pierce Brosnan and you got Helen Meron, you know, you got some people that can carry that show.

[SPEAKER_09]: You know who they should replace them with that would really give the show some sizzle as Dana the charge nurse.

[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_09]: From the pit, if you have a lead foot in New York City, New York City, your car might be about to put you in a permanent timeout.

[SPEAKER_10]: New York Governor Kathy Hockel announced an aggressive new crackdown targeting super speeders.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I'm here too.

[SPEAKER_10]: Drivers who rack up 16 or more camera tickets in the single year under the new mandate, habitual offenders will be legally forced to install physical speed limiting devices directly

[SPEAKER_10]: The commuters are already joking that the city has officially invented the motorized equivalent of a dunce cap for a bit.

[SPEAKER_08]: Well, everybody's funny.

[SPEAKER_08]: Everybody's federal to already pass the law.

[SPEAKER_08]: Like when Joe Biden was president, where you have to, by 2030, have a chip in the car so they can shut them off when these things happen.

[SPEAKER_10]: And I think that down here, I forgot it's really bad.

[SPEAKER_10]: Super speeders is a lot down in Florida too, where I'm pretty sure you do automatic jail time if you're like, uh, ridiculously over the speed limit.

[SPEAKER_09]: Too bad you guys don't live in DC where there is so much traffic.

[SPEAKER_09]: You can't speed.

[SPEAKER_09]: You can't speed.

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[SPEAKER_09]: It's awesome.

[SPEAKER_10]: Finally, a high end adult novelty shop in downtown Vancouver was for high end.

[SPEAKER_09]: I want to make sure we're getting the right picture.

[SPEAKER_09]: Just the best, Rob.

[SPEAKER_09]: Only the best.

[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, high end adult novelty shop in downtown Vancouver was forced to completely shut his doors yesterday.

[SPEAKER_10]: So sad for what management is calling an unprecedented inventory malfunction.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, I'm listening.

[SPEAKER_10]: According to local reports, a premium industrial size display tank filled with premium silicone based anal loob, suddenly ruptured, a tank sending over 50 gallons of slick medical grade lubricant flooding across the showroom floor.

[SPEAKER_10]: Witnesses say the scene quickly turned into a slapstick nightmare with employees wiping out left and right like newborn giraffes on ice.

[SPEAKER_10]: Emergency crews had to be called in not because anyone was hurt but because the staff literally could not traction their way out.

[SPEAKER_10]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_10]: Firefighters eventually had to lay down a literal runway of cat litter just to rescue the manager.

[SPEAKER_10]: Why the cat liver litter?

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, the cat litter because of course.

[SPEAKER_09]: We all know the cats don't like anal Now I have to wonder for the tank is it like a common and fill your own vessel thing?

[SPEAKER_10]: I you know what you'll have to go to Vancouver and once they reopen see what's happening

[SPEAKER_10]: up there, right?

[SPEAKER_09]: I have ten seconds.

[SPEAKER_09]: I'd like to tell a story.

[SPEAKER_09]: A guy goes into a high-end place like that.

[SPEAKER_09]: And he's very embarrassed.

[SPEAKER_09]: He says, I've never been here before.

[SPEAKER_09]: I've never bought anything like this before, but I'm interested in buying a dildo.

[SPEAKER_09]: And the guy says, hey, that's cool.

[SPEAKER_09]: You know, everyone starts somewhere.

[SPEAKER_09]: You probably, you know, this whole wall is all good to you.

[SPEAKER_09]: You may want to start, you know, more conservative, but anything on this wall will be good for you.

[SPEAKER_09]: He says, okay, I'll take the red one.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Very good.

[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's Rob Spiewack.

[SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_10]: Good night.

[SPEAKER_10]: We're going to talk about some biblical history in a second here.

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[SPEAKER_09]: No, I think what he's talking about is the order of them.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Okay, what copy is right?

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[SPEAKER_10]: All right, it's time to talk about biblical history.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I think one of the greatest stories in the Bible really one of the all-time greats probably in the top three.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, if not the best one of all is the story of the animals two by two that have done a big boat and Well, you grew up on the water destroy in the world.

[SPEAKER_10]: What's that?

[SPEAKER_10]: What you grew up on the water Mike that's why you like the both story Okay, but I was asking him the just showing the world.

[SPEAKER_08]: I heard that it's the best story the best story is the one we got destroyed the world

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: God destroyed the world.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, God was destroyed.

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, he did destroy the world.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_08]: I get it.

[SPEAKER_08]: I get it.

[SPEAKER_08]: But what was it.

[SPEAKER_08]: But what's interesting is all of these old biblical texts Christian are not all talk about this great flood.

[SPEAKER_08]: And.

[SPEAKER_08]: for like 75 years or something, there's been a weird hill on a side of a mountain where they said that looks like a boat, it looks like a giant arc, and it's on Mount Airt.

[SPEAKER_08]: I believe it is in Turkey, and it's Mount Airt, yeah, that's fine, it's in Turkey, okay.

[SPEAKER_08]: And that's fine, they haven't had the technology to really

[SPEAKER_08]: examine it but now they have been able to this year with radar and they scan the thing with radar and it shows a tunnel down the middle and different like cage areas where they can see under the ground that there's a manmade structure with tunnels and living quarters and everything you know like it's real like it's real and now they're now they're working on

[SPEAKER_08]: approving to get a tiny robot that can climb inside with cameras that can go down in the hole and go down because they don't want to dig these things up, but they want to examine it.

[SPEAKER_09]: They really should send two robots on mail in a female.

[SPEAKER_08]: They're good.

[SPEAKER_08]: Rob at, Matt, Matt.

[SPEAKER_08]: Are you excited by this development?

[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I think it's always, I think there's lots of proof for scripture, but I think it's always cool when

[SPEAKER_08]: were able to find something now and use technology of 2026 to prove something from 4,000 years ago.

[SPEAKER_09]: Can you compare this discovery to another discovery that has proved scripture?

[SPEAKER_08]: Um, normally it is find in, normally the history of apparent scripture is to find like the Dead Sea Scrolls and find these really old scrolls and they match Scripture exactly like word for word.

[SPEAKER_09]: What happened they haven't they also found some of them to be fake Like the shroud of turrin wasn't that proven to be fake because of me.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but I don't atomic agent

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but I don't think that had anything to do with the Bible.

[SPEAKER_08]: That was the thing where they said it was like, Jesus is face on it or something.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: Well, it was to be just shroud.

[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, from it when he was dead.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that wasn't considered proof.

[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: Because that's a shroud of Turin was what Lady Gaga wore when she went out on stage for the first time.

[SPEAKER_09]: That's what Josh called it.

[SPEAKER_09]: She was had big U.S. and she was torn in everywhere.

[SPEAKER_10]: You don't remember.

[SPEAKER_10]: Remember, I don't believe there was really a Noah's arc to you.

[SPEAKER_08]: 100 percent.

[SPEAKER_08]: And I think that this is, and that's why I think this is cool because what else would it be if it's not Noah's arc?

[SPEAKER_09]: Do you don't think that perhaps is the great message that is an allegory for something, symbolic of, you know, saving your own and maybe the boat came in is like a convenient plot.

[SPEAKER_09]: Do you believe Jonah will be swallowed by a whale?

[SPEAKER_08]: No, because the Bible mentions dimensions and this human in Turkey.

[SPEAKER_08]: matches the dimensions exactly it's 515 feet of 515 feet if it was that long ago you think it would be dust by now yeah I have no idea

[SPEAKER_08]: Unless they made it out of a really good petrified.

[SPEAKER_08]: Why wouldn't it be petrified wood like we find with like dinosaur stuff in all?

[SPEAKER_10]: I fossilized.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, fossilized, fossilized, fossilized.

[SPEAKER_10]: There's petrified wood.

[SPEAKER_08]: So you're telling me that this, they found it on, I'm telling you, they found this in Turkey long time ago.

[SPEAKER_08]: They kept an eye on it, thinking maybe it's the arc.

[SPEAKER_08]: Now they have technology to kind of scan it.

[SPEAKER_08]: and measure it and it's all lining up to look like the arc and now they're going to send robots inside to see if there's like animal cages and everything inside and if they're not animal cages, what are you going to think No, there won't be animal cages because they are probably made of wood too.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I would think I think it's like a panic.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, like a stable.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I saw one image that they they used like a powerful x-ray sort of scanner Doppler thing and it turns out that the name of the boat was the mscc size.

[SPEAKER_08]: They also took a bunch of soil samples sure like you know that it was were they looking for Skat it was official.

[SPEAKER_10]: I have achieved this the itchy face.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, stop it Mike you're fine.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh my god Well, no, I yeah, I really don't know what to say.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm I

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm really out on my debate, you know, of the, here's, I've always felt this way, about all these things that we don't know about.

[SPEAKER_10]: You know, when you say 100%, I mean, I'm really glad that you have that kind of belief.

[SPEAKER_10]: I really am.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's healthy, I think.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think what, healthy to say 100% if you have that kind of faith, I think that's, no, I don't think in your mind.

[SPEAKER_09]: I don't think in your mind.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't think in your mind.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't think in your mind.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's a good thing.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's a great thing.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's a great thing.

[SPEAKER_10]: There are a lot of people that have been murdered over that faith.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, if you use it for history, okay?

[SPEAKER_10]: So let me read it.

[SPEAKER_08]: But that's what I wanted faith that murdered people that people that people.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, but it's also people basing it on their faith I'm gonna kill that guy because he doesn't believe in what I say.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's the stuff that scares the crap out of me.

[SPEAKER_10]: I do

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, at the same time when you talk about things like Noah's Ark and, you know, who might say what really happened?

[SPEAKER_10]: I have no clue what really happened back in the day.

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't necessarily believe the Bible is an accurate representation of what happened just a bunch of guys that wrote a book, but

[SPEAKER_10]: Who's to say that they didn't write a book based on what they what was true at the time?

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's just I feel the same way about things like Noah's Ark as I do about UFOs with a little more belief in you.

[SPEAKER_08]: And Santa Claus Santa Claus is saying about webster's dictionary.

[SPEAKER_08]: It's just a bunch of guys that wrote a book

[SPEAKER_10]: No, we know that anyone listening to this show since you've been on with no, you hate the dictionary That's how you pronounce things.

[SPEAKER_10]: Wouldn't it be here's the thing yeah, wouldn't it be cool?

[SPEAKER_10]: I'd love it wouldn't it be cool if it was verified and then it became this thing where all these things became Validated I don't think you think the Bible museum and DC could get it Oh, yeah, yeah, Bible museum's look pretty impressive.

[SPEAKER_10]: Is that like the Holy Land amusement park?

[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know, I've never been to that one.

[SPEAKER_08]: Isn't there a Holy Land amusement park?

[SPEAKER_08]: You heard the word?

[SPEAKER_08]: No, that Josh wouldn't you?

[SPEAKER_08]: There used to be something in Virginia.

[SPEAKER_08]: OK, there used to be something because I remember going as a kid and visiting like a school field trip, to remember the temple.

[SPEAKER_09]: The big roller coaster was called The Crucifier.

[SPEAKER_10]: What a great name.

[SPEAKER_10]: What a great name for that.

[SPEAKER_10]: Hey, do you want to ride the Crucifier first?

[SPEAKER_10]: Or do you want to go on the Burning Bush?

[SPEAKER_10]: I don't forget they had that airplane ride where you know you it was called the Pontius Pilots the Pontius Pilots there They go the Hall of Saints We're going on the we're going over to the Hall of Saints animatronic Yeah, and It's a all right, what do you do for it's a small world?

[SPEAKER_10]: I'll think of something or you go on the the Chalice the Chalice's are the T-cups Then the ones has spin around the Chalice's.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, exactly.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah

[SPEAKER_10]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

[SPEAKER_10]: So I thought that was the Ark of the Covenant.

[SPEAKER_10]: The Ark of the Covenant.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's a amazing.

[SPEAKER_10]: Let's start.

[SPEAKER_10]: So for the world, it would be, uh, it's a doomed world.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's a doomed world.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: That would be after all.

[SPEAKER_10]: We're going to start.

[SPEAKER_10]: We're going to start on the crucifyer.

[SPEAKER_10]: Uh, then we're going to help on the birding bush.

[SPEAKER_10]: And then we're going to wrap the whole thing on with the apocalypse.

[SPEAKER_08]: usually it's the that's you want to end on that.

[SPEAKER_08]: You end on the resurrection.

[SPEAKER_08]: Right.

[SPEAKER_10]: Only with an upgraded ticket.

[SPEAKER_10]: The resurrection gift shop at the very end of the whole park as you're adding out.

[SPEAKER_10]: All right.

[SPEAKER_10]: We have to take a break.

[SPEAKER_10]: We will come back with something Rob wants to talk about a TV show that he likes so bad.

[SPEAKER_10]: But first, let me ask you this question.

[SPEAKER_10]: Do you like your guess?

[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_10]: Do you like your black stone?

[SPEAKER_10]: Are you a charcoal guy?

[SPEAKER_10]: Doesn't matter.

[SPEAKER_10]: Listen up, deep music.

[SPEAKER_10]: I know.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm music every day.

[SPEAKER_10]: For something.

[SPEAKER_10]: Same thing every day.

[SPEAKER_10]: Deep music.

[SPEAKER_10]: Can't do my spot without my music.

[SPEAKER_10]: Have to have my music to do my spot.

[SPEAKER_10]: You like your guess?

[SPEAKER_10]: You like your black stone?

[SPEAKER_10]: Are you a charcoal guy?

[SPEAKER_10]: Doesn't matter.

[SPEAKER_10]: Listen up.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I see what you're talking about.

[SPEAKER_10]: Mike, you shouldn't be.

[SPEAKER_10]: Don't be sorry.

[SPEAKER_09]: Just don't know.

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[SPEAKER_10]: Welcome back to the show show show.

[SPEAKER_10]: You are watching something that you are really into right now.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: You mentioned it like three times this week.

[SPEAKER_09]: I've finished it.

[SPEAKER_09]: And I wanted to say that this show on Netflix called The Burrows.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's from the Duffer brothers who did Stranger Things.

[SPEAKER_09]: And a lot of people are simplifying it saying that it's, uh...

[SPEAKER_09]: So they do something about Mary?

[SPEAKER_09]: No, that's another, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the currently, the

[SPEAKER_09]: they steal from Star Trek 3, and they even steal from themselves, but this show never loses its humanity throughout no matter the fact that they're dealing with, you know, outer space creatures.

[SPEAKER_10]: And let me tell you what I thought about Stranger Things, and you're in the Stranger Things from that very beginning.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but I faded at the end.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I thought it went batch it off the rails.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, after a certain period of time, and I did not care for that part of it is that if you're

[SPEAKER_09]: It's more story centric than I'm intrigued and also like the acting is off the charts And this is the point I wanted to make is I think one of the most and he's the star One of the most underrated actors we've got right now is Alfred Molina and I just Love Alfred Molina.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's fantastic.

[SPEAKER_09]: I was so inspired by watching this I went back and now I'm rewatching feud the Betty Davis Joan Crawford mini series Because he plays the director in that and he's great in that.

[SPEAKER_10]: He's Alfred Molina one of the patients in the nursing home

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, he is a newly widowed guy and he's the one that's sort of a is the stir of the straw that stirs the drink and it's not a nursing home.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's a overage immunity.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_08]: Is this a mini series or a season one?

[SPEAKER_09]: Eight episodes that ends completely with all of everything tied up.

[SPEAKER_09]: I can't imagine they do a second season.

[SPEAKER_08]: That's a limited series.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_08]: That's why I'd bailed after a couple seasons of stranger things.

[SPEAKER_08]: Is it just dragged out?

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, yeah, but I mean, he is so good in that, and I mean, you go back, he everything Alfred Molina is in, he's great.

[SPEAKER_09]: And I don't know why he doesn't top a lot of lists or anything, because he just, everything, I mean, and that's the range.

[SPEAKER_10]: Do you remember when he was Doc Ock?

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I was going to bring that up.

[SPEAKER_09]: He's one of the best villains in cinema history.

[SPEAKER_09]: But he just gets in there.

[SPEAKER_09]: He does the work, and I think that everyone will enjoy this.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's actually, at the end, it has a very positive message.

[SPEAKER_09]: And it's it was a good watch eight episodes.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think the other thing we were going to talk about today was the NFL and the fact that you guys freaked me out a little bit because I haven't been tracking with this that the NFL is attempting to modify their schedules for Sunday for the purposes of taking over more days of the week.

[SPEAKER_10]: Is that right?

[SPEAKER_08]: We all like NFL Sundays and we like the afternoons.

[SPEAKER_08]: You come home.

[SPEAKER_08]: You watch the football game.

[SPEAKER_08]: I love this this year they are down to a hundred ninety three games this year with that will be on Sunday after news last year was a hundred and ninety four and when they went to eighteen games a couple years ago it was at two hundred and twelve then tell us now we're gonna get more on a way from today's

[SPEAKER_10]: That tells me we're going to get more of the night time games that go to the night, it's all about money.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's another president if they can get a national game on another night, and they've got everyone hooked on the NFL like it's heroin or crack.

[SPEAKER_09]: That's guaranteed money for them.

[SPEAKER_09]: And remember, it was another deals.

[SPEAKER_09]: in my lifetime there didn't even used to be Monday night football that was a big deal and then Thursday night football happened and then the playoff weekends they split for Saturday and Sunday they're slowly taking over everything and don't think it's an accident nothing is special about prime time games anymore because there's so many Monday night football and your team getting

[SPEAKER_08]: elected for that used to be a big deal.

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, absolutely.

[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, that worked into the statistics where national television.

[SPEAKER_10]: I remember the Daniel Jones performances on Monday, Monday, and I football, by the way, they were stellar.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, the best ever.

[SPEAKER_10]: But yeah, the NFL is

[SPEAKER_10]: This sounds old-manish to say this, but they're kind of cagey.

[SPEAKER_10]: They're kind of slick, and they're kind of like, more than kind of, I mean, they want to take of what's at Josh?

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_08]: And now there's more options than ever, because we're going to have games on Netflix, I'm sure.

[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_08]: And other streaming services, because it's whoever can pay us the money.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, the commanders are going to be on Fubo.

[SPEAKER_10]: They probably are fool-bobing that.

[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, I look, I love the NFL, but I also love the fact that it was Sunday.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and you can watch the game on Sunday and by seven o'clock, you were all done with football for the week, but they can't do that.

[SPEAKER_10]: Because, greedy, greedy, greedy, greedy.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's the thing.

[SPEAKER_09]: And also, I don't wanna beat this drum again, but I will.

[SPEAKER_09]: There was a movie called Concussion.

[SPEAKER_09]: that made the NFL look horrible.

[SPEAKER_09]: It was very well reviewed.

[SPEAKER_09]: It got a major release and it was gone in nine days.

[SPEAKER_09]: Wonder why?

[SPEAKER_09]: Wonder why.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, with the traumatic brain injuries that have resulted in horrible things happening to these guys that have that.

[SPEAKER_10]: And by the way, you know, the bad PR would be that the NFL keeps, you know, under wraps all the time.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you know, it's not just the brain injuries.

[SPEAKER_08]: and NFL lineman getting it go ahead Josh I'm sure well if you remember when Ray Rice got into trouble up in Atlantic City before the police even showed up and I felt security was there of course they controlled the whole situation they do and it's like Hollywood in the 30s they protect their own and they they do the very best they can because football is not a sport it's an industry and let it's where you will be able to watch your football this year

[SPEAKER_08]: Sunday afternoons, CBS and Fox, NBC, Monday nights, ESPN, preseason games, the NFL network, Thursday night football on Amazon, Sunday morning to on Peacock, select games on ESPN plus,

[SPEAKER_10]: Paramount plus Netflix for holiday games and NFL plus for select games and what it does is for the real fans I mean get ready to Take a look at the yeah, I mean sure missing out.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, where's the game?

[SPEAKER_10]: Where's the game?

[SPEAKER_10]: They don't care about that.

[SPEAKER_09]: Who's going to get the international games?

[SPEAKER_09]: The ones that Jimmy will travel to?

[SPEAKER_08]: The the Ravens have one I think in Munich this year.

[SPEAKER_08]: Munich or maybe it's Mexico.

[SPEAKER_10]: the Baltimore Ravens are coming to Germany.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm excited to know that I was wrong.

[SPEAKER_08]: This was Rio de Janeiro.

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, Rio de Janeiro.

[SPEAKER_10]: Rio de Janeiro.

[SPEAKER_09]: Mike, have you seen it as my Rio de Janeiro?

[SPEAKER_10]: What's that?

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: Go to Rio.

[SPEAKER_10]: We'll take a break and come back.

[SPEAKER_10]: You got some beautiful video for us, right?

[SPEAKER_09]: I got so much, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_09]: I'm up to my ears, can it?

[SPEAKER_09]: Mike, I think some of the stuff got in my eye.

[SPEAKER_09]: No, that's no good.

[SPEAKER_09]: Well, then you won't get eye cancer.

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[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I like that some beautiful video.

[SPEAKER_06]: Jerry.

[SPEAKER_09]: You're a guy that lives on deadlines, and I know that you hate when stuff is late, and you're very, you pay attention to it, and it's important to you.

[SPEAKER_09]: If you rent something for a certain number of days, do you think it's important to get it back day of, do you think that's enough?

[SPEAKER_10]: I mean, when you, you'd time like a car or something like that.

[SPEAKER_09]: Very much like a car.

[SPEAKER_09]: Like, let's go to a deadline Idaho, and the you haul a lot.

[SPEAKER_09]: The guy returned the trailer, and it was a little overdue.

[SPEAKER_06]: on its side a slogan americans moving adventure but where this trailer has been moving over nearly a decade and a half remains a mystery so i opened it up and my glass not normal and then i was looking for the license plane that license plates gone to so i knew something was up

[SPEAKER_06]: Mitchell Gossert works at the U-Hull Office in Pulp Village, just outside of Portland.

[SPEAKER_06]: A career guy.

[SPEAKER_06]: This six by 12 trailer was mysteriously dropped off at the U-Hull Office in Syracuse, and then taken back to Portland County, where it was last seen 14 years ago.

[SPEAKER_00]: for 14 years long by that, by $30 a day.

[SPEAKER_00]: $153,000, when you have to add on the tax, of course.

[SPEAKER_00]: So that rounded up to about $165,000.

[SPEAKER_09]: You know, for $165,000, you probably could buy your own trailer.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think you could.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, thank you.

[SPEAKER_10]: Good.

[SPEAKER_10]: And it's nice to know that, you know, they're hiring children.

[SPEAKER_10]: Where can you talk?

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, you can only be the hired.

[SPEAKER_09]: If you have a Superman ringlet on the front of your hair, like that.

[SPEAKER_08]: Well, that kid wasn't born when it was random.

[SPEAKER_09]: probably right.

[SPEAKER_09]: What's it?

[SPEAKER_09]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_09]: Mike, I always love to start a tape like this when I say She's okay.

[SPEAKER_10]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_09]: Um, would you ever go paragliding?

[SPEAKER_10]: not on your life.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I don't feel that it's this is an Austria, but you're fine.

[SPEAKER_09]: I think that they're perhaps under-regulated.

[SPEAKER_09]: You might want to check if you're paragliding that there's no airplanes in your airspace.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I saw this, this is terrifying.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hit by a propeller, a landing.

[SPEAKER_04]: Lens.

[SPEAKER_04]: Has to act fast after a plane collides with her shoot and sends her into a free fall spinning toward the ground.

[SPEAKER_09]: Watch the lights off.

[SPEAKER_09]: right in the right in the glide

[SPEAKER_10]: I, I, the one I saw, it seems like it's a woman pair of gliding over the offspring now.

[SPEAKER_04]: When a small plane slices through her canopy, spinning out of control, struggling to get her bearings, she manages to stay calm and pull her emergency shoe.

[SPEAKER_10]: Got emergency shoes.

[SPEAKER_04]: That does work.

[SPEAKER_04]: And she lands safely.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's like, that does a lot.

[SPEAKER_04]: Wow, you can see she is still conscious.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: You might want to put up the names We're proud to do what you're doing That military point point.

[SPEAKER_08]: Leave Lindsay alone right now.

[SPEAKER_08]: But it's nice to know that you can still survive that.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it is.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, they've heard you shoot.

[SPEAKER_09]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_10]: I have an emergency shoot in my bathroom.

[SPEAKER_09]: Go ahead, Rob.

[SPEAKER_09]: Mike, we have a great guy that heads up our Department of Health and Human Services in the United States.

[SPEAKER_09]: And not only does he come from a royal political lineage, he's married to a famous lady, Cheryl Glyne, from Curb your enthusiasm.

[SPEAKER_09]: And he hangs out with celebrities like Dr. Oz.

[SPEAKER_09]: He was visiting Dr. Oz with his wife.

[SPEAKER_09]: You can hear Cheryl Hines in this video when they spotted two snakes out on Dr. Oz's alumni.

[SPEAKER_09]: So what do you do?

[SPEAKER_09]: Your Wranglever.

[SPEAKER_09]: This is Robert of Kennedy Jr. Just grab them with his bare hands.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: And by the way, he released this.

[SPEAKER_09]: This is not like something that was uncovered.

[SPEAKER_09]: He put this out.

[SPEAKER_02]: So, what are they?

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, they're a heavy sex sub.

[SPEAKER_02]: So what were they?

[SPEAKER_10]: They're black snakes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: Is he going to slaughter it and put it on top of his car?

[SPEAKER_09]: Is he going to slaughter it like a noodle?

[SPEAKER_09]: No.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, he got it.

[SPEAKER_10]: They can't come there.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's not the part of it.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's just the house, it's huge.

[SPEAKER_09]: And what Mehmed fails to mention on his one eye, I love what you call my first name, Mehmed.

[SPEAKER_09]: What Mehmed doesn't say is even though a black snake is not poisonous, the bites can lead to infection, and you know, good luck to him.

[SPEAKER_09]: I'm now sure that a drinking raw milk doesn't matter.

[SPEAKER_10]: He likes wildlife.

[SPEAKER_10]: He just proved it.

[SPEAKER_10]: He looks to go get things.

[SPEAKER_10]: He likes to get roadkill and he likes to go get snakes.

[SPEAKER_09]: And I used to really like Cheryl Hines and now I can't because I just hear you.

[SPEAKER_09]: Honey, stop it.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's a medicine.

[SPEAKER_09]: America.

[SPEAKER_09]: All right.

[SPEAKER_09]: One quick one and then a finisher Mike.

[SPEAKER_09]: If you ever seen the videos, I love these people that have perfect pitch.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I love it.

[SPEAKER_09]: They're fascinating.

[SPEAKER_09]: This lady has got it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I have perfect pitch, so I'm going to squeeze this squeezy toy and end it this end, it makes.

[SPEAKER_10]: Deadline.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm not exactly what I was expecting from that.

[SPEAKER_10]: Something a little different?

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, a little bit.

[SPEAKER_10]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_09]: Mike, what year was it that you were doing your act as the one-man band?

[SPEAKER_10]: I was working right before I got my job at the Gatarsburg Merrill and Marriott.

[SPEAKER_10]: I was working at a lesser hotel, and I forgot.

[SPEAKER_10]: I think it was the breezeway, and I was doing that in the lounge.

[SPEAKER_10]: It was really a lounge.

[SPEAKER_10]: It was, well, they converted the area where they served the breakfast.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, the continental breakfast.

[SPEAKER_10]: The continental breakfast.

[SPEAKER_10]: They put a couple of chairs out.

[SPEAKER_09]: Mike, I am unashamedly fascinated by the whole notion of a one-man band because it's a lot of stuff going on.

[SPEAKER_09]: I do like this guy because the song he performs is one of the saddest songs you could think, killing me softly with his song.

[SPEAKER_09]: But he calls it killing me loudly.

[SPEAKER_09]: Let's close with this.

[SPEAKER_09]: The games and this is killing me softly with his song.

[SPEAKER_09]: Mike, if you want to see him like he's appearing at Noah's Ark.

[SPEAKER_10]: That's exciting.

[SPEAKER_10]: Looking forward to it.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'll just use your phone flashlight like that all the time.

[SPEAKER_10]: Oh, sorry.

[SPEAKER_10]: You got my wide shot.

[SPEAKER_10]: Sorry about that.

[SPEAKER_10]: I'm sorry about that.

[SPEAKER_09]: That'll drain the battery and heat it up.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_10]: Well, you know, thanks for noticing.

[SPEAKER_10]: Love those of you.

[SPEAKER_10]: I love the way that a shot switch on this little program.

[SPEAKER_08]: Record in the bonus show today.

[SPEAKER_10]: Yes, we are on the week the producers club will be meeting and that's big fun as well.

[SPEAKER_10]: If you're interested in the producers club, go to our website and check it out.

[SPEAKER_10]: It's something where you get insights into the actual production of the show and we value your opinions.

[SPEAKER_10]: who actually provides us with the content ideas and what we're doing with the Michael Maris Show.

[SPEAKER_10]: We appreciate that.

[SPEAKER_10]: We got to get out of here.

[SPEAKER_10]: We'll be taping this afternoon for PM with another bonus show.

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[SPEAKER_07]: Michael Mera, radio entertainment.

[SPEAKER_07]: It's a mess.

[SPEAKER_07]: Glass and poop everywhere.

[SPEAKER_05]: Hey, it's Gary Buirsey.

[SPEAKER_05]: This is a mess.

[UNKNOWN]: Bye, bye, bye, bye.