<v Speaker 1>Jery, Katy and Josh six one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>I've been sitting here for the past fifteen minutes or

<v Speaker 2>so listening to Katie talk about how her air fire

<v Speaker 2>is not working and contemplating splitting my wrists. What do

<v Speaker 2>you mean that's a big deal going on there?

<v Speaker 1>I used my airfire almost every single.

<v Speaker 2>She just said this.

<v Speaker 1>Actually, here we go and it was hot.

<v Speaker 2>A you gonna make everyone else.

<v Speaker 1>You've had to go back to the old fashioned days

<v Speaker 1>when you use your oven. But it is.

<v Speaker 2>Sad, first of all problems right here, guys, I had

<v Speaker 2>to use my oven yesterday.

<v Speaker 1>You know I'm saying I'm still sad about that air fryer,

<v Speaker 1>like I should have a service for it or something.

<v Speaker 2>Door wasn't closing?

<v Speaker 1>Is it every day? Jeremy Hashtay Katie problems.

<v Speaker 2>I just had a day yesterday. I did mean something

<v Speaker 2>and I didn't like the way it disted in my

<v Speaker 2>ear fryer's doors weren't closing.

<v Speaker 1>Are you just making fun of me? Are you giving

<v Speaker 1>me permission events a little? Because that really happened? Like

<v Speaker 1>I've put so much work on a meal, Like I

<v Speaker 1>mean no, but you would have to agree when you

<v Speaker 1>make something I'm gonna do it. You make something and

<v Speaker 1>it takes you hours to create it, and then when

<v Speaker 1>it's finally time to eat it, and you take that

<v Speaker 1>first bite and you're all like, it's not a good feel,

<v Speaker 1>and then my air fryer broke on top on that.

<v Speaker 3>Lord, no, did you break it? Like did you do

<v Speaker 3>something distinctive to break it?

<v Speaker 1>Or I just use it every day. I think that's it.

<v Speaker 1>I think I've just kind of used it so much

<v Speaker 1>it's on its last leg. But what it does is

<v Speaker 1>when I close it, the thing the face tells me

<v Speaker 1>that it's still open, and the only way that it'll

<v Speaker 1>actually work is if I open it just a little

<v Speaker 1>bit so it's venting and then it'll come on and

<v Speaker 1>you know, the full on power. I'm like, that can't

<v Speaker 1>be safe.

<v Speaker 3>It is one of the things that you're too rough

<v Speaker 3>with it when you close it, like how you broke

<v Speaker 3>your fan, because you're still a little rough about things.

<v Speaker 1>Maybe because then to fix it. My my thing to

<v Speaker 1>fix it was I'm just gonna see I'm that door

<v Speaker 1>right into it.

<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's the way to do it. It's not

<v Speaker 2>trying to make it. What were you making in that?

<v Speaker 1>I was putting my chicken kebobs in there.

<v Speaker 2>Chicken.

<v Speaker 1>Well, first I was trying to roast my red peppers

<v Speaker 1>in there, because you can roast your red peppers or

<v Speaker 1>your peppers, your vegetables in an air fryer. And that's

<v Speaker 1>when I noticed that it wasn't closing all the way.

<v Speaker 1>So then I had to take both my peppers and

<v Speaker 1>my kebobs and put them in the oven. And then

<v Speaker 1>it was they had to put that fan on that

<v Speaker 1>I broke, Josh, like you.

<v Speaker 2>Know that, Believe it or not. I used my oven

<v Speaker 2>yesterday too, and I was fined. It was so fine,

<v Speaker 2>chicken and broccoli. Oh gosh.

<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you dealt with it.

<v Speaker 2>I closed the door and I walked away, pretty simple.

<v Speaker 2>I was reading this this morning. Maybe I'm late to

<v Speaker 2>the part play on this, but the Rockies have accidentally

<v Speaker 2>created one of the funniest sports traditions in baseball this season.

<v Speaker 2>It is a giant purple home run coat that players

<v Speaker 2>wear after hitting homers. And it kind of started as

<v Speaker 2>a random clubhouse joke and now it's become a full

<v Speaker 2>blown fan obsession.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>I don't know you've seen this coat. It looks like

<v Speaker 2>a big like fur coats. Yeah, he had had a

<v Speaker 2>big fancy ritzy jacket and it's purple. And when these

<v Speaker 2>dudes hit the home runs, they throw it on and

<v Speaker 2>it's really funny looking. It's really is that what it is?

<v Speaker 2>That's what they're calling it. Yeah, anyway, the team treats

<v Speaker 2>this thing like a sacred archtifact. It's traveling with the team.

<v Speaker 2>It has its own equipment bag, and clubhouse staff are

<v Speaker 2>carefully maintaining it like it's a museum piece because it's

<v Speaker 2>bringing some sort of fun sports energy to Colorado baseball.

<v Speaker 2>They Yeah, I think it's fantastic. They look good too

<v Speaker 2>when they rocket.

<v Speaker 1>They do, and you know, sports in general, there's so

<v Speaker 1>many superstitions that come with sports, and this, I mean

<v Speaker 1>baseball is full of superstitions. So I like it. I

<v Speaker 1>like that they can, you know, rally the fans with

<v Speaker 1>something other than their play.

<v Speaker 2>It's goofy. It's kind of an inside joke. And are

<v Speaker 2>loving it's fun. I saw the pictures. It looks really funny.

<v Speaker 2>What else is going on in sports?

<v Speaker 3>Well, moving on from the MLB to college baseball, it's

<v Speaker 3>their playoff time right now. And Katie, like you just

<v Speaker 3>said baseball players are probably the most superstitious group out

<v Speaker 3>of all the Big four sports teams. Well, UCLA freshman

<v Speaker 3>pitcher has gone completely viral, not necessarily even for his pitching,

<v Speaker 3>but what he does before he pitches. They noticed that

<v Speaker 3>UCLA freshman pitcher Angel Servantees kept digging in his back

<v Speaker 3>pocket before he went to go pitch, and then he

<v Speaker 3>would put something on the mound and it turns out

<v Speaker 3>it was a little baby dinosaur.

<v Speaker 4>Oh you might notice he has a little dinosaur with

<v Speaker 4>him on the mound. His name is actually Jerry the Dinosaur,

<v Speaker 4>and Angel keeps him in his back pocket and Jerry

<v Speaker 4>will join him in every single.

<v Speaker 1>Time he's pitching on the mound.

<v Speaker 4>Just a sense of comfort that he's developed, maybe a

<v Speaker 4>little bit of a superstition, but Jerry's always along for

<v Speaker 4>the ride.

<v Speaker 2>Guys, so one of those things.

<v Speaker 3>It looks weird, right, It looks weird that he's going

<v Speaker 3>out and reaching in his back pocket for a little

<v Speaker 3>baby dinosaur.

<v Speaker 2>But he says he's been doing it since high school.

<v Speaker 3>It's just because he's a freshman pitcher that the people

<v Speaker 3>haven't really gotten to know him and see what he

<v Speaker 3>does yet. And he's like, look it just brings me

<v Speaker 3>a sense of piece, he says, he calms me down.

<v Speaker 3>I know it might sound I guess childish, but I mean,

<v Speaker 3>whatever works for you, and that's what works for me.

<v Speaker 3>And there is actually some science about this. There have

<v Speaker 3>been studies shown where if you bring a good luck

<v Speaker 3>charm with you, whether it's you know, a placebo effect.

<v Speaker 2>Or whatever, it helps you perform better.

<v Speaker 3>He has that little comfort blanket, if you will, and

<v Speaker 3>he holds onto it, and he really does. He held

<v Speaker 3>the opponent to five scoreless innings. And so it said

<v Speaker 3>people that were able to bring their good luck charms

<v Speaker 3>with them, they were able to perform at a higher

<v Speaker 3>standard than all right.

<v Speaker 1>Well, that that little name is Jerry.

<v Speaker 2>Jerry Sarah Tops. Jerry Bts is the latest artist to

<v Speaker 2>get their own limited edition oreos. They're coming to stores

<v Speaker 2>on June eighth.

<v Speaker 1>Uh.

<v Speaker 2>They're purple that seems natural with a brown sugar pancake

<v Speaker 2>flavored cream inside, inspired by a popular Korean street food

<v Speaker 2>called Ho Talk. Katie, you're you're big on street food,

<v Speaker 2>You go, you know what a talk?

<v Speaker 1>I don't know off the top of my head, but

<v Speaker 1>I know it's got to be tasty cream. Street food it.

<v Speaker 2>Sounds like a dating platform that you might be on.

<v Speaker 2>It's not TikTok. It's Ho Talk.

<v Speaker 1>No, no, it wasn't Josh.

<v Speaker 2>Speaking of TikTok, there's a woman named Nira and she's

<v Speaker 2>gone viral because she posted this big, long video about

<v Speaker 2>a frozen yogurt place. But girl, you are late to

<v Speaker 2>the party. I have complained about this for years on

<v Speaker 2>this show. She went in. The entire place was a

<v Speaker 2>self service experience from start to finish. Yeah, you go

<v Speaker 2>in and this is exactly what I laid out on

<v Speaker 2>the show. You grab your own cup, you fill the

<v Speaker 2>ice creamer, the frozen yogurt up yourself. You wander over

<v Speaker 2>and you put your own toppings. She waited in line. Now,

<v Speaker 2>I will say at this one, there was a kiosk

<v Speaker 2>that they just weigh it and then you pay it

<v Speaker 2>right there, and then it asked for a tip, a

<v Speaker 2>tip for whom That's what I'm saying. So she went

<v Speaker 2>off on this video and people are on both sides

<v Speaker 2>They're like, well, there's still somebody there stalking the top conniments,

<v Speaker 2>the toppings, stalking the new ice cream in the back

<v Speaker 2>for the machines.

<v Speaker 1>This tipping culture has gotten out of hands, like you

<v Speaker 1>don't get I don't hit.

<v Speaker 2>For that home. And my thing was is I went

<v Speaker 2>into one of those places, got my own cup, got

<v Speaker 2>my own ice cream, got my own toppings, waited myself

<v Speaker 2>at the register, and the teenager was like, who are

<v Speaker 2>dollars or whatever it was, and then it was like tip.

<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, helse to.

<v Speaker 2>The know you do anything.

<v Speaker 1>And it upsets me because I worked for tips at

<v Speaker 1>one point in my life as a you know, waiting

<v Speaker 1>tables and I made two fifteen an hour, which is

<v Speaker 1>why I needed tips. Now that doesn't happen like that.

<v Speaker 2>Well, unless you're on hotel. She'll work for tips on

<v Speaker 2>ho talk stop.

<v Speaker 1>That was a living wage. I wasn't even a tip.

<v Speaker 1>All right.

<v Speaker 2>Here's one final thing I gotta tread lightly on this.

<v Speaker 2>A woman named Monique out of Michigan. She's forty eight

<v Speaker 2>years old. She's facing charges for attempting to smuggle contraband

<v Speaker 2>into a correctional facility. Here's what happens. Happened. She's been

<v Speaker 2>trespassing it as CBS pharmacy, where she had previously been

<v Speaker 2>banned from, so she can't go in there, but she

<v Speaker 2>keeps making her way back, and the problem is is

<v Speaker 2>they got a wine section there, so she'll go in there,

<v Speaker 2>steal the wine, go into the bathroom and chug it.

<v Speaker 2>At the CBS, they said, don't ever come back. Well,

<v Speaker 2>she returned the next day, stole another bottle and was

<v Speaker 2>getting drunk. Blah blah blah. Cops came, took her to

<v Speaker 2>the jail. The correction staff was booking her. And you

<v Speaker 2>know when they do that, they have to do like

<v Speaker 2>a routine search on you. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Well,

<v Speaker 2>let's just say they found another bottle of wine. They

<v Speaker 2>did it bottle another bottle of wine, the mini bottle

<v Speaker 2>or the full on bottle bottle of wine that Monique

<v Speaker 2>had snuck into the correctional facility. I will let you

<v Speaker 2>use your imagination on how she got that in. I

<v Speaker 2>don't want I am impressed. I am in impressed Monique.

<v Speaker 2>I would hate to be her boyfriend, not want to

<v Speaker 2>be her boyfriend. Yeah, somebody's been doing her. Cagles are

<v Speaker 2>not locally.

<v Speaker 1>Let's start it up in Windsor. Huh it is an

<v Speaker 1>underwear desert in case.

<v Speaker 2>He didn't, what does that happen?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well, the people a Windsor are like, hold up.

<v Speaker 1>The town leaders say that Windsor is an underwear desert,

<v Speaker 1>as residents do not have a local place to buy

<v Speaker 1>many everyday essentials like socks, underwear, and school supplies.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she snuck the bottle in wear exactly.

<v Speaker 1>This lady that you heard right there. She's actually talking

<v Speaker 1>about how many people have to travel like fifteen to

<v Speaker 1>twenty minutes for those things, those essential things. So folks

<v Speaker 1>in the town are, you know, having a hard time

<v Speaker 1>with that. They're like, we need to build things. We

<v Speaker 1>need more places where we can buy these need the target,

<v Speaker 1>they need a target, they need a Walmart. But other

<v Speaker 1>folks in the town are okay with it. They like that.

<v Speaker 1>They're town of fifty thousand people is a little small

<v Speaker 1>town idealist, right, I like that too, exactly.

<v Speaker 2>I want to.

<v Speaker 1>So there's a lot of people who are like, we

<v Speaker 1>don't want all that in our town. We're okay with

<v Speaker 1>driving fifteen to twenty miles. But some of the town

<v Speaker 1>leaders are like calling it an underwear desert. And that

<v Speaker 1>is why it's right. That's a lot of people are

<v Speaker 1>saying today shipping and now nowadays, you don't really need

<v Speaker 1>that brook brick and mortar spot right there in your town.

<v Speaker 1>So they're trying to get around it.

<v Speaker 2>So there you go, get down drone delivery with your underpants.

<v Speaker 2>Probably at some point you get.

<v Speaker 1>Just drones right to your drawer exactly. So that's the

<v Speaker 1>latest draws right to draw. It's sir. Down in Colorado Springs,

<v Speaker 1>we have the story about Santa's Workshop and they're celebrating

<v Speaker 1>their seventy at season, seventy years.

<v Speaker 2>God, we were just down there a couple of years

<v Speaker 2>ago with my kids and my nieces and nephews and

<v Speaker 2>everyone else.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, the famous nephews, the family. And it always opens

<v Speaker 1>like the week of Memorial Day and then I'll stay

<v Speaker 1>open through Christmas. Down in the Colorado Springs area.

<v Speaker 2>That place still looks good after seventy years. It is

<v Speaker 2>very well maintained. It is not janki. It is in

<v Speaker 2>great condition, and it is delightful and charming.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, people rave about Santa's Workshop, so they say

<v Speaker 1>you can explore the charming, snow dusted village Jeremy that

<v Speaker 1>they keep up. You can watch holiday magic shows. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>you can, dear dear, see Santa, see Santa ride the carousel,

<v Speaker 1>and as you said, visit mister Claus himself. So there

<v Speaker 1>you go, and again the seventieth season. That's a big

<v Speaker 1>deal for the folks. Their place is charming, of course,

<v Speaker 1>of course it is just the you know, the the

<v Speaker 1>arm or I guess the well because we have the

<v Speaker 1>we have the Santa's Workshop up in the North Pole

<v Speaker 1>that's been going on for forever, right, this is just like.

<v Speaker 2>Yes, this is the branch, the bran branch of it

<v Speaker 2>of the North Pole workshops.

<v Speaker 1>That's what they just wanted.

<v Speaker 2>They got a pole there too that you touch that

<v Speaker 2>it's like frozen all the time. Yeah, because Santa's magic.

<v Speaker 1>I love Santa's Magic. Okay. And we had this incident

<v Speaker 1>in Rory yesterday. Her crazy because cops received a bunch

<v Speaker 1>of calls about a person wandering into traffic, waving their

<v Speaker 1>arms and holding onto a gun tucked into the waistband

<v Speaker 1>of their pants. What exactly. This was right around Coalfax

<v Speaker 1>and Billing Street. So what the cops did is they

<v Speaker 1>looked at the cameras before they went down there, just

<v Speaker 1>to make sure the situation was as they thought, and

<v Speaker 1>they realized it wasn't as dire as they originally suspected.

<v Speaker 1>So it turns out it was a woman with binoculars

<v Speaker 1>on coalfax and I took this part right from the

<v Speaker 1>news story, so it made me laugh so hard, they said.

<v Speaker 1>After analyzing the scene, officers still went to the area

<v Speaker 1>and spoke with the woman, sharing laughs about the actual

<v Speaker 1>circumstances versus what was They shared laughs They shared laughs, Jeremy,

<v Speaker 1>the officers did advise the woman to carry the binoculars

<v Speaker 1>in her bag rather than her waistband.

<v Speaker 2>For that lady from Michigan, I'll tell you where you

<v Speaker 2>can put them.

<v Speaker 1>I know.

<v Speaker 2>That all you got.

<v Speaker 1>What avoid any confusion, Jerry Katy and Josh.

<v Speaker 2>Really quick. Colorado Residents across the Front Range are reporting

<v Speaker 2>a massive increase in some wildlife sightings this spring. Uh,

<v Speaker 2>mostly like foothills mountain areas, a bit of a population

<v Speaker 2>boom when it comes to chip munks. Oh yeah, the

<v Speaker 2>chipmunks are everywhere. They're so cute though, Damn.

<v Speaker 1>They're cute, and they got the little stripe down their back.

<v Speaker 2>You just want to take them home with you, so cute. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>there's a chipmunk invasion going on right now. They say

<v Speaker 2>there's been some ideal conditions for food growth and breeding

<v Speaker 2>this year, which sounds like a afternoon with Katie stop in.

<v Speaker 2>Some of that wet weather we just had kind of

<v Speaker 2>spurred a bunch of growth for things that they eat,

<v Speaker 2>and the warmer weather, I guess has led to some

<v Speaker 2>of the breeding. They're ready to get it on, a

<v Speaker 2>perfect storm for these monks. So people have been posting

<v Speaker 2>videos online showcasing the chipmunks just flooding hiking trails and

<v Speaker 2>parks and backyards and campgrounds, and they say they're adorable

<v Speaker 2>for about ten seconds, and then people are complaining that

<v Speaker 2>they're just everywhere and they're into everything, and especially if

<v Speaker 2>you're trying to do a garden, they're just attacking these gardens,

<v Speaker 2>I guess this year and eating all your asparagus or

<v Speaker 2>whatever the hell you're growing.

<v Speaker 1>But they are so cute real you knew that they

<v Speaker 1>liked food and alone time so much. Like that's funny.

<v Speaker 2>Have you seen those little cheeks when they peck all

<v Speaker 2>those seeds in there? Cheeks? Cheeks. I will tell you

<v Speaker 2>if you guys are looking for a quick little getaway

<v Speaker 2>with your family. This year, we went up to Saint Elmo,

<v Speaker 2>a little historic ghost town in Colorado. It's up near

<v Speaker 2>University Saint Elmo and it's just like an eighteen eighties

<v Speaker 2>mining town that's been really well preserved. It's a cute

<v Speaker 2>little town. But there is a chipmunk infestation in this

<v Speaker 2>little town. And you can go into the little general

<v Speaker 2>store and buy bags of seeds and go out and

<v Speaker 2>feed all the chipmunks and they will straight up. Just

<v Speaker 2>we sat there and they crawled all over you. They're

<v Speaker 2>all over your legs. They just go after you. The

<v Speaker 2>kids absolutely adored it.

<v Speaker 1>That sounds like a good time.

<v Speaker 2>I think you would go. I love getting out and

<v Speaker 2>hiking and getting into the outdoors.

<v Speaker 1>And chipmunk's calling all over me. Sounds awesome. But that

<v Speaker 1>sounds like so much fun.

<v Speaker 2>It's probably the most action you've actually perceived it. Hey, yeah, kid,

<v Speaker 2>you got an update on Squeezy Butter.

<v Speaker 1>I do well. Yes, my daughter baby Nana had me

<v Speaker 1>out hunting for the little stress toy that they have.

<v Speaker 1>You know, all the kids are obsessed with the little

<v Speaker 1>stress toys that you squeeze and stuff and they come

<v Speaker 1>in fun shapes and size is yes, the one that's

<v Speaker 1>trendy now is the little Squeeze butter. Right, and I

<v Speaker 1>could not find this, saying I went to Target. I

<v Speaker 1>went to Walmart. We talked about it on the show here,

<v Speaker 1>and then so many people reached out to me about it.

<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding you. I had message requests on Instagram

<v Speaker 1>like we weren't even friends, but people thought it that

<v Speaker 1>was in my best interest to know where the squeeze butter.

<v Speaker 1>Was telling me where I can get the squeeze butter. So,

<v Speaker 1>first of all, thank you to all of the Mix

<v Speaker 1>fam who reached out to me and helped me track

<v Speaker 1>down a squeeze butter from my little baby Nana because

<v Speaker 1>she has two now. She's so excited. But there's other

<v Speaker 1>things that people are looking for and I had no

<v Speaker 1>idea this was so popular. But have you heard about

<v Speaker 1>the squeeze apple, Jeremy, I can't say that I had.

<v Speaker 1>I got the squeezy apple is all the rage right now.

<v Speaker 2>Suezy apple, see why little seeds in it?

<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so so many people are looking for the

<v Speaker 1>squeezy apple now and again looks just like a big

<v Speaker 1>red apple. Me look it up and again like people

<v Speaker 1>are just clamoring for this thing. But it's not just

<v Speaker 1>the apple. Can you guess what other object people love

<v Speaker 1>to squeeze? H?

<v Speaker 2>Well, I can't say it on because we have a

<v Speaker 2>lot of children.

<v Speaker 1>It's a squeeze cheese. I think that's just fun to say.

<v Speaker 2>But I have one of those squeezy cheese.

<v Speaker 3>It's a block of cheese stress ball, I guess years ago,

<v Speaker 3>but yes, I have a squeeze.

<v Speaker 2>Cheese and it is uh slow rising realistic cheese blocks

<v Speaker 2>rising cheese soft stress relief TOYO squeeze original sensory fidget

<v Speaker 2>novelty toy.

<v Speaker 1>And again they're so popular with the kids, right, And

<v Speaker 1>I think it's definitely just the the you know, it's

<v Speaker 1>the fact that it's a piece of cheese. First of all,

<v Speaker 1>that just so well again it's I think it's just

<v Speaker 1>because it's truey And again the squeezy part. I get

<v Speaker 1>it because we've had these little stress balls around for forever.

<v Speaker 1>I mean, people who sit at desks, they keep their

<v Speaker 1>you know, hands strong by using the stress balls. They

<v Speaker 1>say that that's a big part of you know, your

<v Speaker 1>strength is your grip. So I understand why they're so popular,

<v Speaker 1>but it is insane that one of these things will

<v Speaker 1>go viral, say the cheese shape, and then you can't

<v Speaker 1>find them anywhere. And not only that, but the markup

<v Speaker 1>after is insane.

<v Speaker 2>Just scoop them up and sell them.

<v Speaker 1>Right. Well, I think that's probably a good side hustle

<v Speaker 1>for some people. But I would feel bad, Like I

<v Speaker 1>would feel awful buying something for five dollars and then

<v Speaker 1>charging someone three times as much for it. I just

<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's well.

<v Speaker 2>Make one of us.

<v Speaker 1>I know you would have no problem with it.

<v Speaker 2>Get it done.

<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's just I don't know what

<v Speaker 1>it is. I just that feels bad to me to

<v Speaker 1>take it and then sell it. And yet I could

<v Speaker 1>never own a business because I would just feel so bad.

<v Speaker 2>Just take whatever you want, you know, let's go do

<v Speaker 2>it good. Wheezy sweetish fish. They got a squeezy hamster.

<v Speaker 2>You squeeze it and the eyes pop out of Okay,

<v Speaker 2>Alicia just wrote it in on the text line you

<v Speaker 2>gotta see the squeezy peach.

<v Speaker 1>Oh see squeeze peach. You called it, Josh.

<v Speaker 2>It's the perfect thing. Squeeze yes, peach.

<v Speaker 1>And that's kind of the fun. So when I went

<v Speaker 1>up to North Dakota, I found a little squeeze that

<v Speaker 1>I thought the baby Nana would love. It was a

<v Speaker 1>little squeezy axe, a lottle one of those that always

<v Speaker 1>look like they're smiling. They're so cute. And I saw

<v Speaker 1>one because that's part of the fun is you buy

<v Speaker 1>these squeezes hoping that you are ahead of the trend,

<v Speaker 1>like I bought the cheese before the cheese is popular.

<v Speaker 2>Bread, yes see, And so it's kind of that's part

<v Speaker 2>of the milkshake.

<v Speaker 1>Is which trend are you gonna jump on? Are you

<v Speaker 1>gonna get the one that actually hits you know? I

<v Speaker 1>just think it's fascinating that And it's a little cheaper

<v Speaker 1>than like laptops and iPads and phones that kids want

<v Speaker 1>exactly way cheaper than a hooker.

<v Speaker 2>That's an expensive stress for you.

<v Speaker 1>Your kid wants an iPad, get them a little stress

<v Speaker 1>joy that's exactly what they want.

<v Speaker 2>Skip the Apple store and get him a squeezey gummy bears,

<v Speaker 2>a squeeze cheese.

<v Speaker 1>You're welcome. There's so much squeezy stuff though, so much so,

<v Speaker 1>my god, there's everything. So there's a.

<v Speaker 2>Squeezy carrot, there's a squeezy stitch from Leelo and Stitch. Oh,

<v Speaker 2>that's cute, so weird. One the squeeze prostate. Oh that's

<v Speaker 2>a well, that one's not sold out. I feel, Hey,

<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna scoop them up and resell them while here

<v Speaker 2>we go. Let's have some fun, let's meet some new people.

<v Speaker 2>If you've never played Fast five, now is your time

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<v Speaker 2>know you, and then I'll throw a category at you

<v Speaker 2>and start a ten second time. And within those ten seconds,

<v Speaker 2>you got to give me five things that have to

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<v Speaker 2>a shout out if you call in with your kids now, Katie.

<v Speaker 2>For people who have never heard this silly game, give

<v Speaker 2>us some examples of some fast fives.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because we could throw out a question for the Swifties,

<v Speaker 1>right like name five Taylor Swift songs or five pairs

<v Speaker 1>of fictional best friends. I like that one.

<v Speaker 2>Uh?

<v Speaker 1>The one that want to yesterday was Angela Hot Angela

<v Speaker 1>named five characters from Saved by the Bell No problems

<v Speaker 1>you building, yes, So you never know what you're gonna

<v Speaker 1>ask when it comes to the categories.

<v Speaker 2>Jeremy, I am putting everybody on hold. If you get

<v Speaker 2>placed on hold, do not hang up. That means you

<v Speaker 2>are in do not hang up three oh three six

<v Speaker 2>nine one one mix three oh three six nine one

<v Speaker 2>sixteen forty nine. Now if you do, in fact, win

<v Speaker 2>Fast five today, it's a double prize day, it is,

<v Speaker 2>and it's very exciting.

<v Speaker 1>The prizes. We've got a pair of tickets for you

<v Speaker 1>to check out Alex Warren at Red Rocks that's coming

<v Speaker 1>up on June six. But wait, there's more, because you're

<v Speaker 1>gonna check out Polly Shore. He's gonna be Comedy Works Landmark, Right,

<v Speaker 1>that's the one. So yeah, we're gonna send you to

<v Speaker 1>go check up check out his stand up and a

<v Speaker 1>very funny guy. Indeed, so an epic prize today for

<v Speaker 1>Fast five.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that'll be for Saturday night show at the Landmark.

<v Speaker 2>And we're really excited because we actually get to talk

<v Speaker 2>to Polly Shore after the show today. Yes, have a

<v Speaker 2>little sit down with him. So that'll be a lot

<v Speaker 2>of fun, all right, guys, you want to play three

<v Speaker 2>zho three six nine one sixteen forty nine?

<v Speaker 1>Who do we go?

<v Speaker 5>Boy?

<v Speaker 2>Let's see you? Well, that's not gonna work. Patients, HiPE, Patience,

<v Speaker 2>good money, Good morning. What are you doing today?

<v Speaker 6>Nothing much? We just did continuation for my son last night,

<v Speaker 6>and my other kids off for their last two days

<v Speaker 6>of school and getting ready for kinderbrations for my baby's fun.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I got a continuation today for one of my

<v Speaker 2>kiddos and another one tomorrow. So we are wrapping things up. Girlfriend, now,

<v Speaker 2>oh no, it's so close. Now we entertain him for

<v Speaker 2>the rest of Now what are we doing and go

<v Speaker 2>five things?

<v Speaker 1>Hey, that's a good way to pass the time for sure.

<v Speaker 2>Wrong with that? All right? What do we have for you?

<v Speaker 2>I got a movie one, so no cheating, okay, okay,

<v Speaker 2>ten seconds, Josh came up with this one. Ten seconds

<v Speaker 2>give me five characters from the land before time go.

<v Speaker 6>Ducky why okay, I can see them. I can't be

<v Speaker 6>o their name, so I think Ducky A little cute

<v Speaker 6>yellow one.

<v Speaker 2>A cute as though, Ducky, what you did to get

<v Speaker 2>at Patience. We'll have a good day though, Thanks for

<v Speaker 2>calling in.

<v Speaker 6>Thanks bye, okay, bye bye, Hi Kate?

<v Speaker 2>Hi, all right, what's going on today?

<v Speaker 7>You know, just constantly trying to win Fast five and

<v Speaker 7>you Yeah, I'm trying to get some Alice Warren tickets

<v Speaker 7>double Prize day. I never heard that before.

<v Speaker 2>Right, Sometimes we like to treat our listeners big deal.

<v Speaker 2>My little note on the screen says, with a bunch

<v Speaker 2>of people, what does that mean?

<v Speaker 7>It means Stella calls in like every day, and then

<v Speaker 7>Hansy the phone and here we are. Now I'm alone.

<v Speaker 2>Now, so are you at like a business?

<v Speaker 8>Then no, I'm just in my office at home. Kids

<v Speaker 8>to school, Got.

<v Speaker 6>You, got you?

<v Speaker 2>Got you all right?

<v Speaker 9>Oh?

<v Speaker 2>What do I have for you? Your letter is oh

<v Speaker 2>oh oh oh, I need five drinks that start with

<v Speaker 2>that letter. Oh go.

<v Speaker 7>Orange juice, long tea, old fashioned Oreo milkshake.

<v Speaker 2>Old midlk little oat milk oat mid.

<v Speaker 7>Four out of five isn't bad, but it's done enough

<v Speaker 7>to win.

<v Speaker 2>No, you did pretty good though not too bad. Well,

<v Speaker 2>we'll think you all right.

<v Speaker 8>We'll call you tomorrow.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, bye, Kate, tell Stella we said hi, okay, byeky bye,

<v Speaker 2>Little Lily, Hi Lily, hey's it going well? We're super dupes.

<v Speaker 2>More importantly, how are you though? Is everything fine? Everything okay?

<v Speaker 2>At home?

<v Speaker 5>Doing great?

<v Speaker 2>All right?

<v Speaker 7>Good?

<v Speaker 2>You're teaching yoga tonight? I see?

<v Speaker 1>Yes?

<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

<v Speaker 2>What's your favorite pose?

<v Speaker 6>Down dog?

<v Speaker 2>What a down dog? Yeah? That's a classic, isn't it?

<v Speaker 5>Gotta go with the classic regular yoga?

<v Speaker 2>Or is it that gross hot yoga?

<v Speaker 10>It's hot yoga, very sweaty, very humid.

<v Speaker 2>So stinky.

<v Speaker 1>Make it count though, right?

<v Speaker 8>So ros agree.

<v Speaker 2>It's so great? And you got the one guy in

<v Speaker 2>their too in a wave.

<v Speaker 1>Already smells right, They're like, who's gonna notice? Might as well?

<v Speaker 2>Oh in the downward dogg will work it out of here.

<v Speaker 8>You know you're making me so excited to go teach

<v Speaker 8>a class tonight.

<v Speaker 2>I don't want to stop. It's fun, all right?

<v Speaker 10>What do I have for you?

<v Speaker 2>Do you know a lot about cars?

<v Speaker 1>I know? Maybe all right?

<v Speaker 2>In ten seconds pastor present? Any vehicles made by Volkswagen?

<v Speaker 5>Go, uh, the Bug, the Bus, the Jetta, you got, the.

<v Speaker 2>Golf and the big one. Oh darn it. Well, it

<v Speaker 2>was really nice talking to you, and have fun getting

<v Speaker 2>your stretch on tonight.

<v Speaker 10>Thank you have a good one, guys, fine, Lily, Oh.

<v Speaker 2>What do we got we got who's been holding a

<v Speaker 2>long because I think it's Dave Hi, Dave.

<v Speaker 11>Hi, How are you well?

<v Speaker 2>We're super dupes. It says you're a teacher and you're

<v Speaker 2>almost done with school.

<v Speaker 11>Oh I'm so excited.

<v Speaker 1>That was the voice of someone excited.

<v Speaker 2>Are you going anywhere the summer? Are you doing anything fun?

<v Speaker 9>Uh?

<v Speaker 11>You know, we're gonna do some like local trips like

<v Speaker 11>Glenwood Springs and Breckenridge and stuff like that. Perfect, But uh,

<v Speaker 11>it's the summer of getting stuff done around the house.

<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, Like what what do you got? What's

<v Speaker 2>the big projects?

<v Speaker 11>Uh? Well, we got deck, we got gates, about to

<v Speaker 11>order a dumpster. It's gonna be great.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's serious stuff right there. It is my dad.

<v Speaker 2>Body just got a goose.

<v Speaker 1>We got a dumpster. Can put anything in that?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Roll off. Oh well, good for you, buddy. How

<v Speaker 2>fun out of the camp of I used to be cool.

<v Speaker 2>We just put new carpet in our basement, Dave, And

<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna tell you that is one of the best

<v Speaker 2>things on the planet is new carpet and that new

<v Speaker 2>carpet smell and the way it feels.

<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, he's not kidding. Dave like he came in

<v Speaker 1>to show me pictures of him laying on his carpet,

<v Speaker 1>him walking on his carpet, him just looking at his carpet.

<v Speaker 1>He's like, see me in the carpet here. But he

<v Speaker 1>was so excited about.

<v Speaker 2>Spent jokes about right too, man, that's about right, so funny.

<v Speaker 2>All right, David boy, your movie is Shrek. I need

<v Speaker 2>five characters from Shrek go.

<v Speaker 11>Shrek, Theona, donkey, lord Farquad, uh, the gingerbread man, uh,

<v Speaker 11>the dragon.

<v Speaker 2>Yesday, oh Dave, all right, let me see you.

<v Speaker 1>No, it's absolutely right said before quart like me, Fiona,

<v Speaker 1>like you named them all.

<v Speaker 2>Dave's I did pretty good. There's one thing I need

<v Speaker 2>you to do for me, buddy. What's that I need

<v Speaker 2>you to say? Jeremy play the Winnie Win sound.

<v Speaker 11>Jeremy play the Winnie Win sound please?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, navy boy. Okay, well you won an epic

<v Speaker 2>prize back today Alex Warren to Red Rocks and then

<v Speaker 2>Polly's sure uh Saturday Night at the Land Comedy.

<v Speaker 11>Yeah, so excited. This is gonna be awesome?

<v Speaker 2>Is it that fantastic?

<v Speaker 11>Oh so much?

<v Speaker 2>Well, that's very kind of you. You did all the

<v Speaker 2>hard work. Though, my friend David, I'm gonna put you

<v Speaker 2>on hold and we'll come back and tell you how

<v Speaker 2>to get your hands on all that. All that goodness.

<v Speaker 11>Okay, awesome, Thanks guys, take care, appreciate you, Bye day.

<v Speaker 2>What a great guy, what a great winner.

<v Speaker 1>I love that he got it when you said poly Shore,

<v Speaker 1>He's like.

<v Speaker 2>Exciting. There you go. Guys, there's your latest round of

<v Speaker 2>Fast five and we'll do it all again tomorrow morning

<v Speaker 2>seven and thirty with Jeremy, Katie and Josh. Here it

<v Speaker 2>makes one hundred.

<v Speaker 1>Jeremy, Katy and Josh mix one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>We're gonna be throwing open the phone lines. We got

<v Speaker 2>to talk to you, girls, We really do.

<v Speaker 1>Why is that, Katie cat Well, because yesterday I was

<v Speaker 1>in the store. I was at the self checkout and

<v Speaker 1>I'm rummaging for my wallet right and I'm it's all

<v Speaker 1>the way down at the bottom of my purse. So

<v Speaker 1>I grab it and I pull it out, and at

<v Speaker 1>the same time, three packets of Texas Pete Hot sauce

<v Speaker 1>fell out. Yes, and not only that, like I had

<v Speaker 1>many condiments in there. There was some soy sauce. There

<v Speaker 1>was a Chick fil A sauce, packet in there, and

<v Speaker 1>I keep condiments in my purse at all times, like

<v Speaker 1>you never know when you're gonna need some moo mommy, Right.

<v Speaker 1>So that's why we were talking about this, and I

<v Speaker 1>was like, I guarantee you ladies have food and other

<v Speaker 1>random things in their.

<v Speaker 2>Purse like that. First things first, that's gonna come in

<v Speaker 2>handy one day when you are stranded in a blizzard

<v Speaker 2>and you've come off the side of the road and

<v Speaker 2>you're down in a ditch where nobody can see you.

<v Speaker 1>That's what I mean.

<v Speaker 2>You're gonna survive off your condiment packets.

<v Speaker 1>It is my survival instincts as to why I have

<v Speaker 1>condiments in my purse. I mean not hot hot mustard,

<v Speaker 1>isn't there for.

<v Speaker 2>Now, I'm gonna save your life one of these days.

<v Speaker 2>I gear see that.

<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

<v Speaker 2>Second, phone lines are open. I would love to talk

<v Speaker 2>to all the ladies out there carrying around your designer purses, yeah,

<v Speaker 2>or your Walmart purst. I don't care. What's the weird, unique,

<v Speaker 2>interesting thing that you have either right now in your

<v Speaker 2>purse or that you have in the past. You did

<v Speaker 2>that thing where you dumped it out on the bed

<v Speaker 2>before a night out right swat purses and you're like,

<v Speaker 2>what the hell is that doing in there. One of

<v Speaker 2>my most favorite stories is from my wife, Nick Nak,

<v Speaker 2>who dumped her purse out one day and a chicken

<v Speaker 2>nugget came out.

<v Speaker 1>In case she gets lost and needs some sustenance, there's

<v Speaker 1>that chicken nugget.

<v Speaker 2>Chicken nugget was in her little coach purse that she had,

<v Speaker 2>and so, yes, one of the kids or something something

<v Speaker 2>that happened and there was a chicken nugget in the purse.

<v Speaker 2>So she's like, what the he it was? It looked

<v Speaker 2>like it was still edible too.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm sure I.

<v Speaker 2>Should have taken a bite.

<v Speaker 1>Out of it.

<v Speaker 2>I should have found you with the condiments.

<v Speaker 1>I used to have just a bottle of hot sauce

<v Speaker 1>in my purse, but that was really hard to get

<v Speaker 1>through customs and through the you know, on an airplane.

<v Speaker 1>That's why I started with the packets, because they don't

<v Speaker 1>flag those, so you can get right through security, no problem.

<v Speaker 2>Well listen, I know all you ladies are listening because

<v Speaker 2>you are just belittling me on the text line. So

<v Speaker 2>come on, we want to talk to you. Think about

<v Speaker 2>your purse, past present, now, whatever. What's the weird stuff

<v Speaker 2>you guys are carrying around? That thing is like a

<v Speaker 2>black hole.

<v Speaker 1>Uh.

<v Speaker 2>No name wrote in and said I have two screwdrivers

<v Speaker 2>in my purse right now, No idea why. Somebody wrote

<v Speaker 2>in and said, jare all up your wife's chicken nugget.

<v Speaker 2>I once found a meatball in my purse after an

<v Speaker 2>Olive garden trip. Right, I'll cover. Sarah wrote in and said,

<v Speaker 2>I actually just dumped out my purse two days ago

<v Speaker 2>and there was a receipt in there from Borders Books. Oh,

<v Speaker 2>she says, apparently my purse is a museum.

<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>How long has Border's been closed down? It might be

<v Speaker 2>time to get yourself a new purse, girl. Uh three

<v Speaker 2>oh three six nine one sixteen forty nine. If you'd

<v Speaker 2>like to sound off about the things that are lurking

<v Speaker 2>down in your purse, here is Abby. Hi, Abby, Hi, Hi,

<v Speaker 2>You're so sweet. What do you have in your purse?

<v Speaker 10>Well, I mean occasionally, I mean I've been accused of

<v Speaker 10>having everything in my purse. My kids can need tweezers

<v Speaker 10>or pair of scissors or a crayon, and I've got

<v Speaker 10>it all. Just it's the thing. But my kids evidently

<v Speaker 10>thought that I needed one day to zip up dog

<v Speaker 10>food in my purse to go, that I needed zipped

<v Speaker 10>up in the pockets of my purse.

<v Speaker 2>Hey, you never know when you might come across a stray, right,

<v Speaker 2>hib Well, you never know.

<v Speaker 10>I mean I have four dogs, so you never know

<v Speaker 10>if I have another one just guts another dog. The

<v Speaker 10>worst of it, the worst of it was is she

<v Speaker 10>added a little bit of my the wet dog food

<v Speaker 10>that I have. Oh no, no, I mean no, just

<v Speaker 10>a little bit, just a little bit. It wasn't enough

<v Speaker 10>to make a big, big, you know, huge mess, but

<v Speaker 10>enough's hilarious.

<v Speaker 5>You know what.

<v Speaker 2>It's funny though, you you hit the nail on the

<v Speaker 2>head like being a mom, you know, like you can

<v Speaker 2>go to knickknack and be like, hey, do you have

<v Speaker 2>nail clippers and a band aid and three hair ties?

<v Speaker 2>And she'll be like, yeah, here you go probably absolutely.

<v Speaker 10>Do you have peanut butter? Do you have you know,

<v Speaker 10>do you have a sandwich in that?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

<v Speaker 11>Yeah?

<v Speaker 8>You know.

<v Speaker 2>You know what is shocking with my wife is the

<v Speaker 2>amount of random like granola bars that she also has

<v Speaker 2>in her first Like there's constantly granola bars just hanging

<v Speaker 2>out in the bottom of the purse, like if you

<v Speaker 2>really go ahead, you.

<v Speaker 6>Always need one.

<v Speaker 10>You always have a protein bar, a granola bar.

<v Speaker 6>You always need.

<v Speaker 10>And when you I toed around, I have five. So

<v Speaker 10>if I'm toting around three in my five, then I

<v Speaker 10>always have what they call a snack bag. It's just

<v Speaker 10>a little square like tote, and I always have snacks

<v Speaker 10>in there, you know, to be chips, granola bars, fruit snacks, whatever, juice.

<v Speaker 2>Everything I need to hang out with you, I need

<v Speaker 2>an apple sauce packet and a fruit strip immediately.

<v Speaker 7>Abby.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>Well, when you have five kiddos, Abby, one of them

<v Speaker 1>is always hungry, right, can.

<v Speaker 10>You carry a thermal one for you know, che sticks?

<v Speaker 2>And you are on duty? Abby, Thank you for the laughs.

<v Speaker 2>Great call, have a great day, all.

<v Speaker 1>Right, bye yeah, bye bye bye Abby, if you want.

<v Speaker 2>If any other ladies want to sound off, Josh is

<v Speaker 2>grabbing the lines, ringing here three h three six nine

<v Speaker 2>one sixteen forty nine. Hang tight, He's gonna talk to

<v Speaker 2>you here in a second. Here is Sarah Hi, Sarah, I,

<v Speaker 2>hey girl, somebody wrote in uh it was a hot angela.

<v Speaker 2>She says, I have an entire pharmacy in my purse.

<v Speaker 1>So she.

<v Speaker 2>Then she lists like everything neosporin, aspirin, tail and all

<v Speaker 2>and inhaler, and like the list goes on and on

<v Speaker 2>and on right right exactly. Eye drops. So funny. So

<v Speaker 2>what's in your purse, Sarah?

<v Speaker 8>My daughter wants to tell you.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, and my.

<v Speaker 9>Mom hasn't read it. She's sugar packets in her purse.

<v Speaker 2>Emergency sugar packets.

<v Speaker 9>Sugar far it's if I keep on talking and she's

<v Speaker 9>talking to.

<v Speaker 2>Her friend, she gives you sugar packets just to make

<v Speaker 2>you quiet.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's funny.

<v Speaker 2>You got a funny mom.

<v Speaker 8>Not quite true. The pan gets too wild.

<v Speaker 6>I have to calm her down with sugar.

<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that will bring her right down, sugar into her. Sarah,

<v Speaker 2>you're acting crazy, to eat some sugar.

<v Speaker 1>Calm down, honey.

<v Speaker 7>That's funny.

<v Speaker 8>By okay, told on her mom.

<v Speaker 2>She just wants me to shut up, so she keus

<v Speaker 2>me sugar peckets. Okay, that is dang funny. Right there,

<v Speaker 2>Josh is saying, we need to talk to Kelly because

<v Speaker 2>she's ready to shank somebody at any moment. By Kelly, Hi,

<v Speaker 2>hey girl, all right, So what's the unique thing in

<v Speaker 2>your purse?

<v Speaker 7>Well?

<v Speaker 8>I have a pocket knife in my purse that's not mine.

<v Speaker 2>Uh oh, are you an accessory to a crime?

<v Speaker 3>No.

<v Speaker 8>We went to the sand dunes and my son was

<v Speaker 8>running around and just playing up and down the hills

<v Speaker 8>and he saw something black sticking out and he picked

<v Speaker 8>it up and it was a pocket knife, and so

<v Speaker 8>I threw it in my purse, not knowing what else

<v Speaker 8>to do with it. And it's still there.

<v Speaker 2>Whoa, Yeah, what do you do with that? I think

<v Speaker 2>I would throw that away because it could be used

<v Speaker 2>in a crime. Your handprints are all over it. But

<v Speaker 2>side note too, it's a good thing he found that.

<v Speaker 2>You don't want to be rolling around in the sand again,

<v Speaker 2>you know, shanked in the back or something.

<v Speaker 8>Well, and he just told me that it was open

<v Speaker 8>when he found it, which I didn't realize. So he

<v Speaker 8>kept someone from getting hurt.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's a hero. Wow. Take him to lunch today

<v Speaker 2>and buy him some new Nike's.

<v Speaker 6>Okay, he'd love that.

<v Speaker 2>Kelly, thank you for calling. Have a great day. I

<v Speaker 2>thank you you too, all right bye. Kelly had a

<v Speaker 2>couple of funny ones on the text line.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well this one from angela total boy mom right

<v Speaker 1>here right. She says, I rarely carry a purse. The

<v Speaker 1>other day, I took it to the grocery store. When

<v Speaker 1>I went to get my wallet, my son's baseball cup

<v Speaker 1>was in there. Oh, it's so gross. And then Linda,

<v Speaker 1>she texted in and said that she saw a spider

<v Speaker 1>in her purse twice last week. Oh my god. Her

<v Speaker 1>co workers were very impressed with her vocabulary.

<v Speaker 2>That's what she strung a few together.

<v Speaker 1>Huh, I'm up so with some new words there. But yeah,

<v Speaker 1>there's you know what, the purse is a place of mystery.

<v Speaker 1>You never know what's going to be in there. Even

<v Speaker 1>if it is your purse, chances are you didn't put

<v Speaker 1>something in there.

<v Speaker 2>So well, that's funny you bring that up because two

<v Speaker 2>came in from ladies talking about their husbands. One she says,

<v Speaker 2>I got another target candle and it's hiding in my

<v Speaker 2>purse right now because I don't want my husband to

<v Speaker 2>find another candle at the house. The second one came

<v Speaker 2>in and said, my husband snuck a potato into my

<v Speaker 2>purse while we were wandering around the grocery store. It's

<v Speaker 2>a purse potato. She's like, it's been in there for

<v Speaker 2>about a week. That's funny.

<v Speaker 1>That's gonna get stinky, I think.

<v Speaker 2>So it's going to start growing things, right, And then

<v Speaker 2>Rachel wrote in and said, guys, I have a tiny

<v Speaker 2>fan in my purse, and she goes, well, you know, menopause.

<v Speaker 2>I just happened to have this story that I pulled.

<v Speaker 2>It's a travel in lifestyle magazine or something like that.

<v Speaker 2>They are promoting something called micro adventures this summer, which

<v Speaker 2>are quick local escapes instead of giant, expensive vacations. So

<v Speaker 2>think maybe like one or two night mountain trips, spontaneous

<v Speaker 2>road trips, simple local experiences like maybe spending the day

<v Speaker 2>out in Golden or something like we did like I

<v Speaker 2>did this past weekend, instead of week long luxury travel. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>and I think that's probably spot on this year when

<v Speaker 2>everything is so expensive. I saw that hotel costs are

<v Speaker 2>sky high right now.

<v Speaker 1>Gas is expensive, rental cars, everything, food.

<v Speaker 2>So you're just gonna have little micro vacations or micro

<v Speaker 2>adventures this summer. Yeah, that sounds nice, well, and I

<v Speaker 2>can dig it.

<v Speaker 1>We're very lucky here because people save up all year

<v Speaker 1>round to come to where we live already, and so

<v Speaker 1>we get to go out our back door and travel

<v Speaker 1>sixty minutes to an amazing location, and that again is

<v Speaker 1>like a resort and people look at in magazine. So

<v Speaker 1>we are very lucky in Colorado. This might not fly

<v Speaker 1>as well in a place like North Dakota. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

<v Speaker 1>you're hanging out Nebraska. It's like, yeah, go to Hastings,

<v Speaker 1>like you know.

<v Speaker 2>I was just talking with my wife last night, sweet

<v Speaker 2>nick Naw, because we're sneaking up on twenty years of

<v Speaker 2>marriage together. So we're hitting our twenty year and we're

<v Speaker 2>thinking about going somewhere later on this year. And it's funny.

<v Speaker 2>I go, what are your thoughts on Kansas? She goes,

<v Speaker 2>h No, But we were talking about maybe going to

<v Speaker 2>like Tennessee or Florida or flying somewhere, you know, just

<v Speaker 2>kind of fun. And I'm like, do you just want

<v Speaker 2>to stay sike in town? You know, we go to

<v Speaker 2>the mountains somewhere. And that's kind of our little micro adventure,

<v Speaker 2>I think, because we're we are looking at it like, God,

<v Speaker 2>we're gonna have our summer trip, and it's like, do

<v Speaker 2>we want to do another expensive, like second trip just

<v Speaker 2>for us of us when we can go to steamboat

<v Speaker 2>or something for a couple of nights and make it

<v Speaker 2>way cheaper.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and no, no you go well no, I was

<v Speaker 1>just gonna say, like again, there are so many spots,

<v Speaker 1>like I've made it my mission to find all the

<v Speaker 1>fun places in Colorado because again there's so many here

<v Speaker 1>with the national parks, the state parks, I mean just trails.

<v Speaker 1>Random trails can bring you to you know, lands unknown.

<v Speaker 1>Have you guys been to Parker Place, Parker Days? Did

<v Speaker 1>you have heard of it?

<v Speaker 9>Oh?

<v Speaker 1>Man, No, Parker's great.

<v Speaker 2>We got it going on here. Actually, what I think

<v Speaker 2>we kind of saddled on. We might be going back

<v Speaker 2>down to Santa Fe. It's like a five and a

<v Speaker 2>half six hour drive and be absolutely just the door

<v Speaker 2>Santa Fe.

<v Speaker 1>Well, and you don't have to take a flight to

<v Speaker 1>get there. Again, something that is super expensive right now,

<v Speaker 1>Like it's expensive to book a flight.

<v Speaker 2>You know when they got down there? What killer marks?

<v Speaker 2>Give me some marks in a pool? Yes, we were

<v Speaker 2>just talking about the micro vacations. The other big thing

<v Speaker 2>this season is bed rotting vacations. It's a growing travel

<v Speaker 2>trend where people intentionally book trips just to go rest

<v Speaker 2>and sleep and avoid activities.

<v Speaker 1>That's a mom, isn't It could be a mom vacation, right,

<v Speaker 1>now move right there.

<v Speaker 2>They're calling it bed rotting, where you essentially just get

<v Speaker 2>a hotel and you lay around for a couple of

<v Speaker 2>days for a little R and R action, juvenate. Don't

<v Speaker 2>think I could do it? No, No, I got to

<v Speaker 2>get out and move and do things. I have a

<v Speaker 2>hard time laying around.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I prefer to do my rotting on the couch.

<v Speaker 2>Actually, yeah.

<v Speaker 1>Here, I like both. I like to get out and

<v Speaker 1>move my body, but I also like to take in

<v Speaker 1>a good movie a good series. I honestly, I got

<v Speaker 1>done with a series that I was watching and I

<v Speaker 1>started watching this movie just as like a buffer movie, right,

<v Speaker 1>like this will get me into my next three hours

<v Speaker 1>of couch rotting. But I had no intention of liking

<v Speaker 1>this movie, and I was shocked at how much I

<v Speaker 1>liked it. Jeremy and Joshua, I wanted to tell you

<v Speaker 1>about remarkably bright creatures. Have you seen it?

<v Speaker 2>I've seen the little slide on the Netflix.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you've seen the little preview that it's like

<v Speaker 1>an aquarium. Yes, and I again like when I put

<v Speaker 1>it on. It has Sally Field in it, it has

<v Speaker 1>Lewis Paulman, who is Bill Palman's son, was Bill Palman's son,

<v Speaker 1>so it's a he is in it. There's a lot

<v Speaker 1>of just like notable names. But what I love about

<v Speaker 1>it is it tugs at your heartstrings because there's a

<v Speaker 1>family story behind it that gets into it in the movie.

<v Speaker 1>But the entire film is told from the point of

<v Speaker 1>view of the octopus in the movie named Marcellus. No,

<v Speaker 1>you would love it. It is so again heartwarming and

<v Speaker 1>the way that they tie everything together, and it really

<v Speaker 1>is a story of like perseverance and dealing with what

<v Speaker 1>life throws at you. But it's also really smartly written,

<v Speaker 1>and Sally Field has such a huge character in it

<v Speaker 1>that I just I love her.

<v Speaker 2>Good actor.

<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing, Yeah, here's the thing too, is I

<v Speaker 1>feel like this is one where Josh, you and your

<v Speaker 1>girlfriend could totally get into this movie. So the words

<v Speaker 1>Princess Pilot, right, Princess Pilot. You would love this, Jeremy,

<v Speaker 1>you and your family, the kids would love this movie.

<v Speaker 1>It made me want a pet octopus. Honestly, I want

<v Speaker 1>to go buy one.

<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so well I was gonna say, what's funny

<v Speaker 2>about that is.

<v Speaker 3>I actually had a pet octopus and really all it did, Yeah,

<v Speaker 3>for like a whole semester at school, we were able

<v Speaker 3>to get aquatic pets, and I got an octopus. And

<v Speaker 3>you're talking about the octopus kind of telling the story correct.

<v Speaker 3>All my octopus did for six months that I had

<v Speaker 3>it was live and hide under the rock, hiding. I

<v Speaker 3>saw it maybe a octopus. Maybe I literally saw it

<v Speaker 3>maybe twice in my whole semester of owning an octopus.

<v Speaker 1>That's what's funny is though from the point of view

<v Speaker 1>from the octopus, it talked about how noisy the children

<v Speaker 1>are in the aquarium, because that's what it is. Sally

<v Speaker 1>Field is like the custodian jo. She cleaned the aquarium

<v Speaker 1>at night and she gets to be really close to

<v Speaker 1>all these animals and she talks to the fish and

<v Speaker 1>she talks to the frogs and everything. But then the

<v Speaker 1>octopus like loves her. Like this octopus is like a

<v Speaker 1>grumpy old man, and he's talking about the kids being

<v Speaker 1>loud and how you know, nobody else knows how to

<v Speaker 1>keep their voice in its.

<v Speaker 2>Appet like a muppet octopus.

<v Speaker 1>No, it's a real octopus.

<v Speaker 2>Yes no, no, no, no, it's a real octopus, but

<v Speaker 2>it's his for a voice over. It's a voiceover voiceover octopus,

<v Speaker 2>I want a Jim Henson creature. No, you don't. I

<v Speaker 2>don't know.

<v Speaker 1>You don't. You're gonna love this movie. I'm telling you.

<v Speaker 2>But I was Rose saying that she recommends the movie

<v Speaker 2>to Jeremy. She's just going on board. Rose, a great movie.

<v Speaker 1>It's a great movie.

<v Speaker 2>He says. The book is exceptional.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, I bet the book is fabulous.

<v Speaker 8>I can't wait.

<v Speaker 2>John she Sean says, such a good movie.

<v Speaker 1>Such a good movie.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, so somebody says, tiny bit slow.

<v Speaker 1>It will again. It's like, honestly, the octopus loves the

<v Speaker 1>cleaning lady. And that's the part that is just like

<v Speaker 1>so adorable because it's like you.

<v Speaker 2>Have magic powers.

<v Speaker 1>No, it doesn't know magic powers. It's just kind of

<v Speaker 1>like I don't want to ruin too much because he no,

<v Speaker 1>but it is a good movie, and I know that

<v Speaker 1>when you watch it, it's gonna leave you with a

<v Speaker 1>really good feeling in your heart.

<v Speaker 2>And that's how you know I have enough good feelings

<v Speaker 2>in my heart. He doesn't like. No, it's hard palipitation.

<v Speaker 2>That's a clogged artery.

<v Speaker 1>It's such a good movie. You have to promise me

<v Speaker 1>you're going to watch that.

<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna do. You're going to book this phenomenal.

<v Speaker 2>More people are saying, I have never heard of this. Okay,

<v Speaker 2>you have to see.

<v Speaker 1>You have to watch it. Nick Knack, if you're listening,

<v Speaker 1>make him watch it.

<v Speaker 2>Listen you you turned me on to The Secret Millionaire

<v Speaker 2>too on Netflix, and I gotta tell you that has

<v Speaker 2>been one of the best little reality game shows that

<v Speaker 2>we have watched in a long time. So I don't

<v Speaker 2>always pooh pooh your re recommendations. Thank you, I know

<v Speaker 2>you don't.

<v Speaker 1>You actually you take my recommendations with a grain of salt,

<v Speaker 1>but you do actually try them.

<v Speaker 2>Don't read he sounds god awful, boring exact said, we're

<v Speaker 2>talking octopus. What does the voice sound like for the octopus?

<v Speaker 1>Her voice is Alfred Molina. I don't know if you're familiar.

<v Speaker 2>So nobody knows who that is.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm trying to think you do.

<v Speaker 5>You do know.

<v Speaker 1>How funny it's in the other show.

<v Speaker 2>He's not talking Spider Man. That's Alfred Molina. Yeah, which

<v Speaker 2>how funny. He's doing an octopus now.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, so he's in the Da Vinci Code. He's in

<v Speaker 1>Boogie Nights Later, the Raiders of the Lost arc. He's

<v Speaker 1>got so many roles so you would know who he is.

<v Speaker 1>And his voice is very notable as well. But it's

<v Speaker 1>perfect for an octopus. I've never heard an octopus voice before,

<v Speaker 1>but this is perfect.

<v Speaker 2>Great movie. Shut up, Jeremy, watch it. Yes, you have

<v Speaker 2>to watch it. I promise you. I'll watch it just

<v Speaker 2>so we don't have to hear the word octopus again

<v Speaker 2>for a while. All right, No more octopus see that.

<v Speaker 2>Thank you for the recommendation. You are so welcome for

<v Speaker 2>the best.

<v Speaker 1>She's got the mic, the moxie, and a brain full

<v Speaker 1>of doctor phil Rey runs.

<v Speaker 2>She's on me like a duck on a june bug.

<v Speaker 3>But can you take down Katie in Top culture SmackDown?

<v Speaker 1>This is Katie Christ Yes.

<v Speaker 2>All right, now, we got our contests and lined up. Hi, Julie,

<v Speaker 2>welcome to the show. Oh well, maybe we won't play today.

<v Speaker 2>Oh no, this has been the biggest cluster. Julia, are

<v Speaker 2>you there? Okay, that sounds a little bit there we go.

<v Speaker 2>All right, Julie, I'm gonna give you and Katie the

<v Speaker 2>same five questions. Best out of five wins ties go

<v Speaker 2>to Katie because she's a devo. Okay, yeah, I know

<v Speaker 2>she is, all right, why don't you hop on out

<v Speaker 2>since we're short on.

<v Speaker 1>Kay, go quick.

<v Speaker 2>So Katie goes into a room where she can't hear anything.

<v Speaker 2>Julie I come up with the questions, so there's no

<v Speaker 2>cheating and she's in there. Okay, you ready, I'm ready.

<v Speaker 2>All right. Here's your first question for Katie Crush, who

<v Speaker 2>won Artist of the Year and Song of the Summer

<v Speaker 2>at the AMAS that were just on a couple of

<v Speaker 2>nights ago.

<v Speaker 6>I'm going to say the thought of the Summer is Golden.

<v Speaker 2>You're just gonna say golden.

<v Speaker 11>Yeah, cause I don't know who it is. I'm sorry,

<v Speaker 11>it's all right.

<v Speaker 2>Here's your second question. What TV show to the terms

<v Speaker 2>make dreamy and make steamy come from?

<v Speaker 1>That is.

<v Speaker 6>Gregg's Anatomy.

<v Speaker 2>Gregg's Anatomy, Great Anatomy? Sorry, Gray Anatomy? All right, Here

<v Speaker 2>is your third question. Please tell me what's the name

<v Speaker 2>of the green one eyed monster in Monsters inc.

<v Speaker 6>Oh my lord, Oh my lord, but one night I'm

<v Speaker 6>not sure I'm not a cartooner.

<v Speaker 2>Would you like to say Gregg's Anatomy?

<v Speaker 6>Sure, Greggs.

<v Speaker 2>What's the name of Doc Brown's dog? And back to

<v Speaker 2>the future.

<v Speaker 6>Oh my gosh, I'm saying all right.

<v Speaker 2>And your fifth and final question, who is the supreme

<v Speaker 2>commander of the autobots in the Transformers franchise? Would you

<v Speaker 2>like to say Gregg's anatomy? I can't get his name. Good,

<v Speaker 2>You're gonna pass Thunder Thunder? All right, Katie's already back

<v Speaker 2>in the studio. Hi, Katie, kat Hi, Hey girl, you ready?

<v Speaker 1>I'm ready?

<v Speaker 6>All right?

<v Speaker 2>Who won Artist of the Year and Song of the

<v Speaker 2>Summer at the a m A's Artists.

<v Speaker 6>Of the Year.

<v Speaker 1>I would say, was it Alex Warren?

<v Speaker 2>Alex Warren is a Julie said Golden? Wrong, we're looking

<v Speaker 2>for bts for swim. We play that here.

<v Speaker 8>I don't care.

<v Speaker 2>All right, what TV show did the terms McDreamy and

<v Speaker 2>McSteamy come from?

<v Speaker 11>Oh?

<v Speaker 2>Was that U?

<v Speaker 1>E R R?

<v Speaker 5>Well?

<v Speaker 2>I have E R on my list, but I'm second

<v Speaker 2>guessing this.

<v Speaker 5>Was it E R.

<v Speaker 2>Craigs And Gray's anatomy?

<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's you are Now you say Grey's anatomy,

<v Speaker 1>I'm like, it's no, it's Gray's anatomy from Gray? But

<v Speaker 1>I said he are?

<v Speaker 2>Said Patrick dempdreamy. Yeah, what's the name of the green

<v Speaker 2>one eyed monster in Monsters.

<v Speaker 1>It's a Mike Wazawski.

<v Speaker 2>Julie said, Gregg's anatomy.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, one to one so far?

<v Speaker 2>What was Doc Brown's dog's name? And back to the future.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't know, Fluffy, Julie, you got it right.

<v Speaker 2>It was Einstein.

<v Speaker 8>I'm sorry, yeah, okay, Katie.

<v Speaker 2>Who is the supreme commander of the autobots and the Transformers?

<v Speaker 2>French highs.

<v Speaker 1>The Autobots.

<v Speaker 2>I don't.

<v Speaker 1>I can only think of Decepticon for some reason.

<v Speaker 2>I know that's probably not it.

<v Speaker 1>He sounds like that's a whole other see his robot face.

<v Speaker 1>What is his name?

<v Speaker 2>Darn? We're looking for Optimist Pride, and Julie said Thunder.

<v Speaker 2>But I'm looking at this. Juliet, looks like.

<v Speaker 1>You got to and Katie got We're done.

<v Speaker 2>Crushed today girl.

<v Speaker 1>Julie, congrats, you did a good job.

<v Speaker 2>Well, well you're the best. All right. I'm gonna put

<v Speaker 2>you on hold and we'll come back and tell you

<v Speaker 2>how to get your prize. Okay, so great, all right

<v Speaker 2>by Julie.

<v Speaker 1>Man, Oh that was that Optimius one.

<v Speaker 2>It was a different one. Good news. We'll play again

<v Speaker 2>tomorrow morning, right around nine o'clock with JKJ