<v Speaker 1>Jerry, Katy and Josh six one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>We're gonna be throwing open the phone lines. We got

<v Speaker 2>to talk to you girls, we really do. Why is that,

<v Speaker 2>Katie cat.

<v Speaker 1>Well, because yesterday I was in the store.

<v Speaker 3>I was at the self checkout, and I'm rummaging for

<v Speaker 3>my wallet, right and I'm all the way down at

<v Speaker 3>the bottom of my purse. So I grab it and

<v Speaker 3>I pull it out, and at the same time, three

<v Speaker 3>packets of Texas Pete Hot sauce fell out. Oh yes,

<v Speaker 3>And not only that, like I had many condiments in there.

<v Speaker 3>There was some soy sauce. There was a Chick fil

<v Speaker 3>A sauce packet in there, And I keep condiments in

<v Speaker 3>my purse at all times, like.

<v Speaker 1>You never know when you're gonna need some moo mommy, Right.

<v Speaker 3>So that's why we were talking about this, and I

<v Speaker 3>was like, I guarantee you ladies have food and other

<v Speaker 3>random things in their.

<v Speaker 4>Purse like that.

<v Speaker 2>First things first, that's gonna come in handy one day

<v Speaker 2>when you are stranded in a blizzard and you've come

<v Speaker 2>off the side of the road and you're down in

<v Speaker 2>a ditch where nobody can see you.

<v Speaker 4>That's what I mean. You're gonna survive off your condiment packets.

<v Speaker 3>It is my survival instincts as to I have condiments

<v Speaker 3>in my purse.

<v Speaker 1>I mean not hot mustard, isn't there?

<v Speaker 4>For now, You're gonna save your life one of these days.

<v Speaker 4>I gee that.

<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

<v Speaker 2>Second phone lines are open. I would love to talk

<v Speaker 2>to all the ladies out there carrying around your designer

<v Speaker 2>purses or your Walmart purse.

<v Speaker 4>I don't care.

<v Speaker 2>What's the weird, unique, interesting thing that you have either

<v Speaker 2>right now in your purse or that you have in

<v Speaker 2>the past. Yeah, you did that thing where you dumped

<v Speaker 2>it out on the bed before a night out right

<v Speaker 2>swat purses and you're like, what.

<v Speaker 4>The hell is that doing in there.

<v Speaker 2>One of my most favorite stories is from my wife,

<v Speaker 2>Nick Nak, who dumped her.

<v Speaker 4>Purse out one day and a chicken nugget came out.

<v Speaker 3>In case she gets lost and needs some sustenance, there's

<v Speaker 3>that chicken nugget.

<v Speaker 2>Chicken nugget was in her little coach purse that she had,

<v Speaker 2>and so, yes, one of the kids or something something

<v Speaker 2>that happened and there was a chicken nugget in the purse.

<v Speaker 4>So she's like, what the he it was. It looked

<v Speaker 4>like it was edible too.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm sure I.

<v Speaker 2>Should have taken a bite out of it. I should

<v Speaker 2>have found you with the condiments.

<v Speaker 3>I used to have just a bottle of hot sas

<v Speaker 3>in my per purse, but that was really hard to

<v Speaker 3>get through customs and through the you know, on an airplane.

<v Speaker 3>That's why I started with the packets, because they don't

<v Speaker 3>flag those, so you can get right through security, no problem.

<v Speaker 2>Well listen, I know all you ladies are listening because

<v Speaker 2>you are just belittling me on the text line. Ladies,

<v Speaker 2>so come on, we want to talk to you. Think

<v Speaker 2>about your purse past present, now whatever. What's the weird

<v Speaker 2>stuff you guys are carrying around? That thing is like

<v Speaker 2>a black hole. Uh. No name wrote in and said,

<v Speaker 2>I have two screwdrivers in my purse right now, No

<v Speaker 2>idea why.

<v Speaker 3>Uh.

<v Speaker 2>Somebody wrote in and said, jare all up your wife's

<v Speaker 2>chicken nugget. I once found a meat ball in my

<v Speaker 2>purse after an Olive garden trip.

<v Speaker 4>Right, I'll cover.

<v Speaker 2>For Sarah wrote in and said, I actually just dumped

<v Speaker 2>out my purse two days ago and there was a

<v Speaker 2>receipt in there from Borders Books.

<v Speaker 4>Oh.

<v Speaker 2>She says, apparently my purse is a museum. Yeah, how

<v Speaker 2>long has border's been closed down? It might be time

<v Speaker 2>to get yourself a new purse. Girl, Uh three oh three,

<v Speaker 2>six nine one, sixteen forty nine. If you'd like to

<v Speaker 2>sound off about the things that are lurking down in

<v Speaker 2>your purse, here is Abby, Hi, Abby.

<v Speaker 4>Hi, Hi, you're so sweet. What do you have in

<v Speaker 4>your purse?

<v Speaker 5>Well, I mean, occasionally, I mean I've been accused of

<v Speaker 5>having everything in my purse. My kids can need tweezers

<v Speaker 5>or a pair of scissors or a crayon, and I've

<v Speaker 5>got it all. Just it's the thing. But my kids

<v Speaker 5>evidently thought that I needed one day to zip up

<v Speaker 5>dog food in my purse to go, that I needed

<v Speaker 5>zipped up in the pockets of my purse.

<v Speaker 1>Hey, you never know what.

<v Speaker 4>You might come across the stray right.

<v Speaker 6>In the well, You never know.

<v Speaker 5>I mean, I have four dogs, so you never know

<v Speaker 5>if I have another one, just a dog. The worst

<v Speaker 5>of it, the worst of it was is she added

<v Speaker 5>a little bit of of my the wet dog food

<v Speaker 5>that I have. Oh no, just a little bit, just

<v Speaker 5>a little bit. It wasn't enough to make a big,

<v Speaker 5>big you know, huge mess, but enough that's hilarious.

<v Speaker 4>You know what.

<v Speaker 2>It's funny though you you hit the nail on the

<v Speaker 2>head like being a mom, you know, like you can

<v Speaker 2>go to Nicknack and be like, hey, do you have

<v Speaker 2>nail clippers and a band aid and three hair ties

<v Speaker 2>and She'll be like, yeah, here you go probably.

<v Speaker 5>Actually do you have teane butter? Do you have you know,

<v Speaker 5>do you have a sandwich in there? Yeah? Yeah?

<v Speaker 1>How you know?

<v Speaker 2>You know what is shocking with my wife is the

<v Speaker 2>amount of random like granola bars that she also has

<v Speaker 2>in the first Like there's constantly granola bars just hanging

<v Speaker 2>out in the bottom of the purse.

<v Speaker 4>Like if you go ahead.

<v Speaker 6>You always need one.

<v Speaker 5>You always a prot bar, dranola bar you always needs

<v Speaker 5>And when you I toed around, I have five. So

<v Speaker 5>if I'm toting around three in my five then I

<v Speaker 5>always have what they call.

<v Speaker 6>A snack bag.

<v Speaker 5>It's just a little square like tote, and I always

<v Speaker 5>have snacks in there, you know, to be chips, granola bars,

<v Speaker 5>fruit snacks, whatever, juice. Everything I need to hang.

<v Speaker 2>Out with you, I need an apple sauce packet and

<v Speaker 2>a fruit strip immediately.

<v Speaker 4>Abby.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, when you have five kiddos, Abby, one of

<v Speaker 3>them is always hungry.

<v Speaker 1>Right, then you carry.

<v Speaker 5>A thermal one for you know, cheese sticks, and.

<v Speaker 4>You were on duty.

<v Speaker 2>Abby, ready, thank you for the laughs, great call, have

<v Speaker 2>a great day, all right, yeah yeah, but by bye, Abby,

<v Speaker 2>if you want, if any other ladies want to sound off,

<v Speaker 2>Josh is grabbing the lines, ringing here three h three

<v Speaker 2>six nine one sixteen forty nine. Hang tight, He's going

<v Speaker 2>to talk to you here in a second. Here is

<v Speaker 2>Sarah Hi, Sarah, I, hey girl, somebody wrote in uh

<v Speaker 2>it was a hot angela. She says, I have an

<v Speaker 2>entire pharmacy in my purse.

<v Speaker 6>So she.

<v Speaker 2>Then she lists like everything neosporin, aspirin, tail and all

<v Speaker 2>and inhaler and like the list.

<v Speaker 4>Goes on and on and on. Impression right exactly. Eye

<v Speaker 4>drops so funny.

<v Speaker 2>So what's in your purse, Sarah?

<v Speaker 6>My daughter wants to tell you, okay, okay, and my

<v Speaker 6>mom hasn't read it.

<v Speaker 2>Sees sugar packets in her purse. Emergency sugar packets, sugar

<v Speaker 2>far it's if I keep on talking and she's talking.

<v Speaker 6>To her friend.

<v Speaker 4>No, she gives you sugar packets just to make you quiet.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's funny.

<v Speaker 4>You got a funny mom, get out of.

<v Speaker 6>Pan gets too wild. I have to calm her down

<v Speaker 6>with sugar.

<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, that'll bring her right down. Sugar into her.

<v Speaker 4>You're acting crazy, to eat some sugar.

<v Speaker 2>Calm down, honey, that's funny.

<v Speaker 6>By okay, Bye told on her mom.

<v Speaker 4>She just wants me to shut up, so she keeps

<v Speaker 4>me sugar pockets. Okay, that is dang funny.

<v Speaker 2>Right there, Josh is saying, we need to talk to

<v Speaker 2>Kelly because she's ready to shank somebody at any moment.

<v Speaker 4>By Kelly. Hi, hey girl, alright, so what's the unique

<v Speaker 4>thing in your purse?

<v Speaker 5>Well?

<v Speaker 6>I have a pocket knife in my purse that's not mine.

<v Speaker 4>Oh, are you an accessory to a crime?

<v Speaker 2>No.

<v Speaker 6>We went to the sand dunes and my son was

<v Speaker 6>running around and just laying up and down the hills

<v Speaker 6>and he saw something black sticking out and he picked

<v Speaker 6>it up and it was a pocket knife, and so

<v Speaker 6>I threw it in my purse, not knowing what else

<v Speaker 6>to do with it, and it's still there.

<v Speaker 4>WHOA, Yeah, what do you do with that?

<v Speaker 2>I think I would throw that away because it could

<v Speaker 2>be used in a crime. Your handprints are all over it.

<v Speaker 2>But side note too, it's a good thing he found that.

<v Speaker 2>You don't want to be rolling around in the sand

<v Speaker 2>to get you know, shanked in the back or something.

<v Speaker 6>Well, and he just told me that it was open

<v Speaker 6>when he found it, which I didn't realize. So he

<v Speaker 6>kept someone from getting hurt.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's a hero. Wow. Take him to lunch today

<v Speaker 4>and buy him some new nikes.

<v Speaker 6>Okay, he'd love that.

<v Speaker 4>All right, Kelly, thank you for calling. Have a great day.

<v Speaker 4>Thank you you too, all right bye. Kelly had a

<v Speaker 4>couple funny ones on the text line.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>Well this one from angela total boy mom right here right.

<v Speaker 1>She says, I rarely carry a purse. The other day,

<v Speaker 1>I took it to the grocery store. When I went

<v Speaker 1>to get my wallet, my son's base ball cup was

<v Speaker 1>in there. Oh oh, it's so gross.

<v Speaker 3>And then Linda she texted in and said that she

<v Speaker 3>saw a spider in her purse twice last week.

<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

<v Speaker 4>Absolutely.

<v Speaker 1>Her co workers were very impressed with her vocabulary.

<v Speaker 4>That's what she strung a few together.

<v Speaker 1>I'm up so with some new words there.

<v Speaker 3>But yeah, there's you know what, the purse is a

<v Speaker 3>place of mystery.

<v Speaker 1>You never know what's going to be in there.

<v Speaker 3>Even if it is your purse, chances are you didn't

<v Speaker 3>put something in there.

<v Speaker 2>So well, that's funny you bring that up because two

<v Speaker 2>came in from ladies talking about their husbands. One she says,

<v Speaker 2>I got another target candle and it's hiding in my

<v Speaker 2>purse right now because I don't want my husband to

<v Speaker 2>find another candle.

<v Speaker 4>At the house.

<v Speaker 2>The second one came in and said, my husband snuck

<v Speaker 2>a potato into my purse while we were wandering around

<v Speaker 2>the grocery store. It's a purse potato. She's like, it's

<v Speaker 2>been in there for about a week. That's funny.

<v Speaker 1>That's gonna get stinky.

<v Speaker 4>I think was going to start growing things right.

<v Speaker 2>And then Rachel wrote in and said, guys, I have

<v Speaker 2>a tiny fan in my purse, and she goes, well,

<v Speaker 2>you know, menopause.