<v Speaker 1>Jerry Katy and Josh one hundred. Right, So today is

<v Speaker 1>National Leave Work Early Day, So if you're looking to

<v Speaker 1>get out of your job today, dead days is the

<v Speaker 1>day to do it. Now. They did put out a

<v Speaker 1>list of the best excuses that you can use to

<v Speaker 1>get out of work early. Some of these are pretty good.

<v Speaker 1>I do like number one. I'm not going to tell

<v Speaker 1>you what it is yet, but I mean the usuals

<v Speaker 1>are on here. You know, your car broke down. That

<v Speaker 1>doesn't really work if you're already at work, right, Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>my car broke then well you're already here, don't worry

<v Speaker 1>about it. Yeah, jury duties on there. I don't know

<v Speaker 1>anybody who has to just leave work unexpectedly.

<v Speaker 2>Right, Like, they don't pick you, just they give you

<v Speaker 2>some time for that.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like this one.

<v Speaker 1>You've got to leave to get your physical because a

<v Speaker 1>lot of jobs require you to get a yearly physical

<v Speaker 1>for insurance. So oh man, that usually takes up half

<v Speaker 1>my afternoon, you know. Yeah, I gotta go home and

<v Speaker 1>shower for orders. I gotta get my physical, gotta give

<v Speaker 1>blood work. I'm a little lightheaded because I'm fasting. That

<v Speaker 1>one's gonna get you out of work. Peasy, I broke

<v Speaker 1>a tooth or any sort of dental emergencies.

<v Speaker 2>But you gotta be like, I don't break a tooth,

<v Speaker 2>Show me your tooth, Show me your tooth. Bro that's necessary.

<v Speaker 2>You would have to go all in on that, like

<v Speaker 2>maybe I need a root canel? Oh my god, I

<v Speaker 2>have a cavity and my tooth hurts. You could take

<v Speaker 2>a pain Yeah, I can't even talk. Is my tooth hurts? Yeah? Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>that one's okay. But losing a tooth.

<v Speaker 1>That's extreme losing or cracking. Now you got to prove

<v Speaker 1>that one okay. So you could say that your neighbors

<v Speaker 1>just called you and your dog ate something questionable at

<v Speaker 1>the house. You see him in the backyard like puke

<v Speaker 1>and everywhere and not acting right.

<v Speaker 2>That would work, That would that would get you home.

<v Speaker 1>The first one on the list. I this is a

<v Speaker 1>for sure thing. I just got an alarm that a

<v Speaker 1>pipe burst at my house.

<v Speaker 2>Oh I can how can you say no to the.

<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Tina's gonna flood.

<v Speaker 2>So I hope you have insurance.

<v Speaker 1>Again, that's when you might have to follow through with

<v Speaker 1>like later, yeah, let me see pictures what happened?

<v Speaker 3>Oh?

<v Speaker 2>I know you know which one.

<v Speaker 3>I used one so that worked, I mean, but it

<v Speaker 3>really happened to me is I lost a contact and

<v Speaker 3>I couldn't see anything, and so it was like very

<v Speaker 3>much where not only I couldn't see anything, but someone

<v Speaker 3>had to drive me home so I could get my

<v Speaker 3>glasses because my eyesight is see that.

<v Speaker 2>That's a big deal though I wouldn't be able to

<v Speaker 2>see either without the contact. Absolutely so. And that's a

<v Speaker 2>good one. Though one of them lost, like it screwed

<v Speaker 2>with me. I got a home. There you go, I'll

<v Speaker 2>tell you for sure.

<v Speaker 1>One too is just say that you got really bad diarrhea.

<v Speaker 1>But again it's another one. You got to follow through

<v Speaker 1>with you.

<v Speaker 2>No one wants to see those pictures. You stop you.

<v Speaker 1>There's no pictures. You just this is leave work early.

<v Speaker 1>So sit at your desk today and grab your pants.

<v Speaker 1>For sure you're getting out early. I'm thinking about it.

<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I could do that on command,

<v Speaker 1>like sitting.

<v Speaker 3>Here, I'd be a lack of a commitment, Like you

<v Speaker 3>know what, I'm not feeling it.

<v Speaker 2>I want to go home. Here we go, hunker down.

<v Speaker 3>If you're really doing it, crapping in your office, you

<v Speaker 3>really doing it.

<v Speaker 2>I get you.

<v Speaker 1>How bad is your job for you to sit at

<v Speaker 1>your desk and soil yourself.

<v Speaker 3>There's got to be another way lose your contact, Lucy.

<v Speaker 2>I gotta go home.