<v Speaker 1>Jarrey Katy and Josh six one hundred. Josh, why didn't

<v Speaker 1>you get us into this?

<v Speaker 2>You were talking about this yesterday. Give us the scenario here, buddy.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well, we were just having a conversation about things

<v Speaker 3>that people are just so delusional about, but they believe.

<v Speaker 4>They could actually do it.

<v Speaker 3>The old adage, the old saying is like, hey, in

<v Speaker 3>an emergency situation, I guarantee you I could land the

<v Speaker 3>seven forty seven I'm in and you know, in case

<v Speaker 3>both pilots pass out or anything like that. And my

<v Speaker 3>family and I were talking about this and we got

<v Speaker 3>into like a debate of like, you know, I could

<v Speaker 3>do this that and the other thing, or I could

<v Speaker 3>whatever if someone needed help in an ambulance, I could

<v Speaker 3>totally you know, do the CPR and things like that,

<v Speaker 3>even though they've never been trained, you know. And so

<v Speaker 3>for me that got me thinking of like, what are

<v Speaker 3>things that I am like delusional about, Like I think

<v Speaker 3>I could really do this even though everyone else is like,

<v Speaker 3>you couldn't do that. So like, for example, for me,

<v Speaker 3>I grew up playing baseball my entire life. If you

<v Speaker 3>threw me in a situation where I was in an

<v Speaker 3>actual MLB game, I think I'd be fine.

<v Speaker 4>I really do. Like, I think I could play second base.

<v Speaker 3>I would be able to go into the batter's box

<v Speaker 3>and get a hit where everybody else in the world

<v Speaker 3>is like.

<v Speaker 4>Dude, not on your life, there's no way to It.

<v Speaker 3>Is the hardest thing in the world to hit a

<v Speaker 3>ball pitched by an MLB pitcher coming at you at

<v Speaker 3>one hundred and three miles an hour. Yeah, it's the

<v Speaker 3>hardest thing in the right. Yeah, but I think I

<v Speaker 3>could do it, Like, I really really do.

<v Speaker 1>I'm good at it completely.

<v Speaker 4>I would be looking.

<v Speaker 3>I mean I could probably strike out looking okay, But

<v Speaker 3>that's the whole thing is like, what are you delusional

<v Speaker 3>about where You're like, I could absolutely do this, no

<v Speaker 3>matter this circumstances, no matter what.

<v Speaker 2>It's funny to think about, because yeah, for years and

<v Speaker 2>years my thing on the ERA was that like in

<v Speaker 2>a situation, I could land a plane like you just

<v Speaker 2>you go it.

<v Speaker 1>You glide it in right taking off. I don't know

<v Speaker 1>if I could do that, but yeah, both pilots gone.

<v Speaker 1>I run up to that cavin and land it, glide

<v Speaker 1>it in.

<v Speaker 4>Have you ever even done like get back?

<v Speaker 1>My whole thing was you kick the power back. You

<v Speaker 1>can't get back once you land. You guys are saving lives.

<v Speaker 2>Like you push the down, you go down and you

<v Speaker 2>glide into a residential area.

<v Speaker 4>That's intense, Like, how do you pull the landing? Your dad?

<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter, you're landing on the Bellyah right, I'm

<v Speaker 2>so good, it'll be smooth right anyway, What are you.

<v Speaker 1>Delusional about that? You swear you could?

<v Speaker 2>You could do it in whatever situation that yours may be.

<v Speaker 2>Phone lines are open three O three six nine one

<v Speaker 2>one mix three O three six nine one sixteen forty

<v Speaker 2>nine call us, let's have some fun.

<v Speaker 1>Would love to talk to people. What do you think

<v Speaker 1>you could pull off? Katie? How about you?

<v Speaker 5>Mine is so silly, Like I was ready and then

<v Speaker 5>you guys said yours. I'm like, oh, mine is like

<v Speaker 5>if like you're at a concert and whoever you went

<v Speaker 5>to go see like lost their voice or forgot how

<v Speaker 5>to sing, and they're.

<v Speaker 4>Like, does anybody know this song?

<v Speaker 1>Can anybody come up?

<v Speaker 5>And I can't sing? But for whatever reason, I feel

<v Speaker 5>like I could finish somebody's concert, especially if I was

<v Speaker 5>there to see them and I knew all the songs

<v Speaker 5>and everything, Like I'm convinced I could be a singer

<v Speaker 5>if the time called for it.

<v Speaker 1>My life. But I could do it.

<v Speaker 5>That's really good, Like that's truly what I feel like

<v Speaker 5>I could do and I know I can't, but.

<v Speaker 1>That's really funny. Or it's like one of those things.

<v Speaker 2>There's multiple videos going around where the band will grab

<v Speaker 2>somebody out of the crowd and he'll come up and

<v Speaker 2>play drums or the guitar, even he just you know,

<v Speaker 2>you're tearing it up.

<v Speaker 1>You're like, I could do that.

<v Speaker 4>Do you know what mine? I know to beat?

<v Speaker 5>I'm like, I know one time someone's gonna need a cellist.

<v Speaker 1>I'm there, is.

<v Speaker 2>There a cellist to the audience, anyone play the cellos?

<v Speaker 1>So funny?

<v Speaker 2>Okay, so phone lines are ringing, you guys want to

<v Speaker 2>sound off about this.

<v Speaker 1>It's kind of silly. It's a fun Friday topic.

<v Speaker 4>Uh.

<v Speaker 1>If you were, you know, in a certain situation, you're like,

<v Speaker 1>I could pull that off, even though you're totally delusional

<v Speaker 1>about it.

<v Speaker 2>So if I were stranded in the wilderness, I would

<v Speaker 2>chop down a tree with my pocket knife and make

<v Speaker 2>shelter and a fire, and I would hunt deer easy.

<v Speaker 1>I'd be ah, no problem, put me on the wilderness.

<v Speaker 2>You're like your friends are like, yeah, okay, all right, yeah,

<v Speaker 2>you get lost in Costco.

<v Speaker 1>Sure, what are you delusional about? Three oh three, six

<v Speaker 1>nine one, sixteen forty nine. We got Tunisia, Hi Tunisia.

<v Speaker 6>Oh my gosh, I was just about to introduce myself.

<v Speaker 1>Oh well today, So what are you delusional about?

<v Speaker 6>Okay? So, first of all, a delusion is just something

<v Speaker 6>that hasn't been proven yet. Yeah, so I can prove

<v Speaker 6>it's true eventually. But if you want to call a delusion,

<v Speaker 6>is I will be a president of the United States?

<v Speaker 3>Oh?

<v Speaker 1>Sure, sure you will.

<v Speaker 6>It could happen. It's just something that needs to get proven,

<v Speaker 6>and I can totally prove it. Maybe maybe not, maybe

<v Speaker 6>not this lifetime, but even oh I.

<v Speaker 2>See, okay, you swear you're going to be president. Now,

<v Speaker 2>have you ever held any sort of office, like even

<v Speaker 2>on your h O A or anything?

<v Speaker 6>No, I still can you do it?

<v Speaker 2>I've been in high school, were you like president of

<v Speaker 2>the debate.

<v Speaker 1>Club or anything?

<v Speaker 7>Or no?

<v Speaker 6>Popular in high school?

<v Speaker 1>All right, yeah, but you're gonna be all right, anybody

<v Speaker 1>can do it.

<v Speaker 6>It can happen totally. Yeah, de lision, it can still

<v Speaker 6>be proven.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, eventally you're here the free world.

<v Speaker 2>No proud, sure, no problem, Tanisha, you got my vote, tanisiha,

<v Speaker 2>thank you for calling.

<v Speaker 1>Here is Stephanie High, Stephanie.

<v Speaker 7>Hi big.

<v Speaker 1>All right, so what are you totally delusional about?

<v Speaker 7>I think that if it came down to it and

<v Speaker 7>someone you know, was like trying to harm a family

<v Speaker 7>member or like my pet, I would totally like go

<v Speaker 7>John Wick on them.

<v Speaker 4>Oh really like.

<v Speaker 1>Slow motion shooting and all sorts of stuff.

<v Speaker 7>I'm small, I'm compact, I'm flexible. I was military. Uh,

<v Speaker 7>nothing like frontlines. But yeah, I think I could.

<v Speaker 4>You can cut.

<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna come at you like a spider monk.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

<v Speaker 7>Good especially, I definitely feel like I would leave me.

<v Speaker 8>I'm like, I've got a specific set of school.

<v Speaker 1>I would find you.

<v Speaker 5>Then you said you're in the military, so I feel

<v Speaker 5>like you've got it. But still still you've been in it,

<v Speaker 5>so you've got some training.

<v Speaker 1>You got some hand to hand combat training, don't you still?

<v Speaker 7>To be fair, it was chair force, but you know yeah, yeah,

<v Speaker 7>sorry chair forces.

<v Speaker 1>You're going to order a draw before. But that is funny. Wow,

<v Speaker 1>that is funny. All right, Well, you still sound incredibly

<v Speaker 1>intimidating to me, I wouldn't want to go.

<v Speaker 2>Kay, really quick before we let you go, like, give

<v Speaker 2>us your best Liam Neeson impression.

<v Speaker 8>Then oh god, I don't have a lot of money

<v Speaker 8>and I don't have many skills, but I will find

<v Speaker 8>you and I will kill you, and I.

<v Speaker 6>Will kill you.

<v Speaker 1>That's pretty good.

<v Speaker 4>Naha, convince me, Stephanie.

<v Speaker 1>Stephanie, you you made me. Lol, you have a great weekend.

<v Speaker 7>You two things?

<v Speaker 1>Okay, bye, we're talking about being delusional, the things you

<v Speaker 1>swear you could pull off if you want to sound off.

<v Speaker 2>Three oh three six nine one, sixteen forty nine.

<v Speaker 5>Stella, Yeah, Stella.

<v Speaker 1>What's going on girl?

<v Speaker 2>Nothing much?

<v Speaker 3>I wholeheartedly believe that if the time came, even though

<v Speaker 3>I just got surgery on my leg, if Michael Phelps

<v Speaker 3>ever needed to meet a substitute for him, I could

<v Speaker 3>do it.

<v Speaker 1>Oh really really I could do it.

<v Speaker 3>What but you know what?

<v Speaker 4>Wow?

<v Speaker 8>How?

<v Speaker 2>Like?

<v Speaker 4>What?

<v Speaker 1>How?

<v Speaker 4>Why?

<v Speaker 1>Why do you have that confidence?

<v Speaker 4>Are you a swimmer?

<v Speaker 7>I used to swim and it's been a hot minute,

<v Speaker 7>but you know I think I think just that water

<v Speaker 7>and it'll just it'll just boost me, you know.

<v Speaker 4>You know what?

<v Speaker 1>Still and watching that stuff it doesn't look that hard.

<v Speaker 4>But it is.

<v Speaker 3>It looks like you're just sliding through butterliding through butter.

<v Speaker 1>You're like a corn on the cob. Yeah, that's why

<v Speaker 1>they keep putting.

<v Speaker 5>Their head down, hunts to take bites of butter.

<v Speaker 1>It doesn't Hey, what did you do to your leg?

<v Speaker 6>Oh? I I tore a ligament and then raptured by PC.

<v Speaker 1>Also, how did you do that?

<v Speaker 6>I was? I was, I was walking.

<v Speaker 2>No, no, you're you know you're getting old wind right, Okay,

<v Speaker 2>what did you just fall down?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

<v Speaker 7>Like my knee, it just located and then I went

<v Speaker 7>I went down on the ground and I was actually

<v Speaker 7>at the Olympic and Paralympic Museums.

<v Speaker 1>That's where you did it. Listen, you get a gold

<v Speaker 1>medal in aging.

<v Speaker 4>Okay, you're right.

<v Speaker 1>Girl, you're funny. Thank you very much for hear the

<v Speaker 1>phone call. You have a super dupe's weekend.

<v Speaker 7>All right, you too, bye, Sella.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, these are fantastic.

<v Speaker 4>That's really good.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I have been thinking, oh where do we go?

<v Speaker 2>We got like a mental left here. I've been thinking

<v Speaker 2>about mine. I think I have I think I have

<v Speaker 2>two that I could.

<v Speaker 1>Probably pull off.

<v Speaker 2>One is if there was ever a situation in a

<v Speaker 2>restaurant where somebody was choking and they couldn't breathe.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, you think you could be the save the dayer.

<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna be a save the day or but

<v Speaker 2>I am going to be the person that grabs a

<v Speaker 2>straw and jams.

<v Speaker 1>It into your throat so you can breathe through the straw.

<v Speaker 1>I feel like I could pull that off. Like you're

<v Speaker 1>gonna like, I'm not gonna go to the high rich.

<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna Have you ever seen something in the

<v Speaker 2>movies where they put the straw right in the bottom

<v Speaker 2>of the throat you can breathe through the straw, have

<v Speaker 2>to cut it.

<v Speaker 1>I'm totally gonna do that. You're fine with that, I'll

<v Speaker 1>pull the pocket knife on me. You're going to cut

<v Speaker 1>a hole in somebody's yet. And then the second thing

<v Speaker 1>I feel like I could pull off.

<v Speaker 2>And it's like every single time that we watch American

<v Speaker 2>Ninja Warrior, I'm.

<v Speaker 4>Like, easy the obstacle course, thank you.

<v Speaker 1>I could fly through American Ninja Warrior.

<v Speaker 4>You've complained about how bad your finger hurts.

<v Speaker 5>No, I thought you and complained for a month, So

<v Speaker 5>I don't think You're.

<v Speaker 1>Like a playground not too long ago. And I hopped

<v Speaker 1>up on the monkey bars, and I was winded,