<v Speaker 1>Jarre you, Katy and Josh one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Well, I am fully aware that I'm probably gonna take

<v Speaker 2>off a lot of people.

<v Speaker 3>Right now or you're gonna either like shake your head.

<v Speaker 4>Up and down me like, yep, yeah, you're right, bro,

<v Speaker 4>that's me.

<v Speaker 2>For many years on this here morning show, I have

<v Speaker 2>pointed out two of the worst kinds of drivers on

<v Speaker 2>the road and what they drive. One, I think Josh

<v Speaker 2>knows the BMW driver yep. The beamer drivers, man, they

<v Speaker 2>are monsters behind the wheel. And I can say that

<v Speaker 2>because my mom drives a Beamer.

<v Speaker 1>You know our boss has a Beamer, right, the big guy.

<v Speaker 3>I would imagine he's a monster behind the wheel. What

<v Speaker 3>I don't care say with your hal chest, your observation.

<v Speaker 2>The BMW drivers are horrible on the road. And the

<v Speaker 2>second group of people is the RAM truck drivers. Oh god,

<v Speaker 2>my goodness, specifically you Diesel guys.

<v Speaker 4>I got my coming.

<v Speaker 1>I am totally driving a RAM right now.

<v Speaker 3>No, you're in a Dakota.

<v Speaker 2>You're in a smaller one, but is still Dodge Ram, right, No,

<v Speaker 2>it's Dodge Dakota.

<v Speaker 4>It's a smaller one.

<v Speaker 2>The Ram'm talking about the big boys, the Ram twenty

<v Speaker 2>five hundreds. It's the diesel boys. I gotta add a

<v Speaker 2>third one to the group because I have noticed this

<v Speaker 2>the past month or two driving into this here radio

<v Speaker 2>station on a consistent basis. Uh huh, you supero outback drivers.

<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the hell is going on right now?

<v Speaker 2>You have you have turned into complete terrors on the road. Really,

<v Speaker 2>you have no respect at all. You don't follow speed limits.

<v Speaker 2>You come flying up on people, and.

<v Speaker 4>You're cutting over, and you're cutting back over, You're.

<v Speaker 2>Not using your turn signals. I'm pissed at supero drivers.

<v Speaker 3>Have you noticed this at all?

<v Speaker 5>Well, it's because they have the overconfidence that that thing

<v Speaker 5>can get them through anything, which, by the way, super

<v Speaker 5>very well.

<v Speaker 4>Built car probably can. It's a quality vehicle, quality vehicle.

<v Speaker 5>But Colorado already, when a drive traffic, they think that

<v Speaker 5>you can cross any solid line in the world. I

<v Speaker 5>saw a super ue yesterday, Jeremy driving on I twenty

<v Speaker 5>five coming home from the movie and we were caught

<v Speaker 5>in traffic. Flies on the shoulder to get around like

<v Speaker 5>four cars the shoulder just to get around four cars.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, what are you doing?

<v Speaker 4>Every morning? I know this the same guy.

<v Speaker 2>He's in a white one and you see him coming

<v Speaker 2>a mile away because it's all Vin Diesel, fast and furious.

<v Speaker 2>You see him in out, in out, in out, was

<v Speaker 2>flying on by. See.

<v Speaker 1>I'm up in the mountains hiking all the time, so

<v Speaker 1>I see a lot of SUBI people and I don't

<v Speaker 1>experience this at all. And my you know, I've seen

<v Speaker 1>very polite, very respectful drivers everywhere, like seriously, So yeah,

<v Speaker 1>I'm not experiencing the same thing with the super U

<v Speaker 1>is it you?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe I'm driving twenty under in the left name

<v Speaker 2>with my turn signal that it could be me. I

<v Speaker 2>saw this story this morning and it kind of made

<v Speaker 2>me smile because it brought me back to my childhood

<v Speaker 2>where my dad occasionally would wander into a mickey D's

<v Speaker 2>and buy a bag of their fried apple pies and

<v Speaker 2>bring them home to the family just as kind of

<v Speaker 2>like a sweet treat for the kids. And they're bringing

<v Speaker 2>them back for the first time in more than three decades,

<v Speaker 2>like the og fried apple pies.

<v Speaker 1>I don't think I ever had one, because we didn't

<v Speaker 1>have a McDonald's in my hometown for the first like

<v Speaker 1>I think ten years.

<v Speaker 3>I was alive.

<v Speaker 1>So when they actually brought it, I don't know if

<v Speaker 1>they had the fried apple pie then, So this maybe

<v Speaker 1>a first for me.

<v Speaker 5>One of those things where you'd take a bite into

<v Speaker 5>it and it would just burn the.

<v Speaker 3>Heck out of your patter than a thousand sons.

<v Speaker 5>It is so unevenly cooked too, like the outside scorching

<v Speaker 5>and you'd get a little warmer as you get to

<v Speaker 5>the inside, but that first bite you would rip your taste.

<v Speaker 4>But I'm excited to try it. Don't drop it in

<v Speaker 4>your lap, be careful.

<v Speaker 2>And it comes to that little sleeve too. Yeah, it's

<v Speaker 2>a little apple pie. Ndam is what it is?

<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, well yeah, hey kids, good morning.

<v Speaker 2>All right, So we've been documenting how much Josh is

<v Speaker 2>in love love with Princess Pilot Jenny, who he's been

<v Speaker 2>dating for quite a while, and now she's coming up

<v Speaker 2>with some date ideas or something.

<v Speaker 5>Well, first things first, it is kind of i mean

<v Speaker 5>kind of coming up on a year and you know,

<v Speaker 5>at least in my experience experience, the women love to

<v Speaker 5>be very sentimental when it comes up on that year

<v Speaker 5>anniversary and all that stuff.

<v Speaker 4>And she was.

<v Speaker 5>Talking earlier about how she would think it would be

<v Speaker 5>really cute too. Maybe head back to our very first

<v Speaker 5>date spot that we ever went to as like a

<v Speaker 5>romantic gesture and kind of reliving the experience. It's like

<v Speaker 5>you know when people like renew their vows or whatever.

<v Speaker 5>It's like, Oh, it's so romantic and it's so cute,

<v Speaker 5>and look at us. We're back to the same spot

<v Speaker 5>where we first originally met. And she's like talking to me,

<v Speaker 5>telling me all of this. I have the thousand yards stare,

<v Speaker 5>the blank stare, and she goes, what what's going on?

<v Speaker 5>I go, I don't even remember where we went, Like,

<v Speaker 5>I have no idea that name I.

<v Speaker 1>Have, Josh, I remember it was you pretend to remember

<v Speaker 1>was my favorite spot?

<v Speaker 3>The weather that day was perfect, Like you like, yeah, well,

<v Speaker 3>probably dated like four girls.

<v Speaker 5>At the time, though, well, I don't think that was

<v Speaker 5>the That might have been the first of the three

<v Speaker 5>dates I went on that day.

<v Speaker 3>So I was like, okay, so that's the thing.

<v Speaker 5>No, it was, well, it was just one of those

<v Speaker 5>things where at that time, and I've told her this,

<v Speaker 5>I'm not saying anything new. At that time, I wasn't

<v Speaker 5>necessarily looking for a long term relationship, you know, I

<v Speaker 5>was like, I love going on dates. She seems really great,

<v Speaker 5>She's cute. She caught my eye, but it was it

<v Speaker 5>was a coffee date. Like, it wasn't a Starbucks. I

<v Speaker 5>took her to kind of a nice, you know, hole

<v Speaker 5>in the wall, uh coffee shop, and I know it

<v Speaker 5>was in Low High, so I'm like, literally, still, I

<v Speaker 5>don't remember.

<v Speaker 4>Just ask her where was it?

<v Speaker 5>No, she doesn't remember the name either, So that's the thing.

<v Speaker 5>She's like, I really I loved the place though. She's

<v Speaker 5>like the ambiyance, the venue, it was really cute.

<v Speaker 4>We were one of six dates had that day. Probably.

<v Speaker 5>I mean, look, she's a hot Kamadi. We all understand that.

<v Speaker 5>So anyway, She's like, I just think it'd be really

<v Speaker 5>cute to go there, and it'd be so much fun

<v Speaker 5>to relive that.

<v Speaker 4>And I'm going, it wasn't even that not of a date.

<v Speaker 5>Like she knocked over the coffee in front of everybody,

<v Speaker 5>like it's spilled everywhere.

<v Speaker 3>You just go again and you knock over coffee for funzies.

<v Speaker 4>I don't know, that's try to do that. I don't

<v Speaker 4>know if that's romantic.

<v Speaker 5>And I remember her telling me later it ended up

<v Speaker 5>and I didn't know this because we were so busy

<v Speaker 5>cleaning up the coffee at the time. She's like, oh yeah,

<v Speaker 5>I went all over my pants and she was sitting

<v Speaker 5>in sticky coffee for the rest of the date. And

<v Speaker 5>I'm like, that's uncomfortab bull like, it wasn't all in all,

<v Speaker 5>it wasn't a good date.

<v Speaker 4>Did I like her? Was she cute? Was it fun? Yeah?

<v Speaker 5>But like there's been better dates, you know, And so

<v Speaker 5>I'm thinking to myself the whole.

<v Speaker 4>Time, is it really that romantic?

<v Speaker 5>Like have you ever done we revisited spots and stuff?

<v Speaker 4>And oh so you've done this?

<v Speaker 3>Oh sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, because.

<v Speaker 1>It's Bennegan's right, that's where you guys had.

<v Speaker 3>You can't revisit that one, but you have spots.

<v Speaker 2>I think I might be talking out on my butt

<v Speaker 2>sound it feels familiar, But I like this, Why wouldn't

<v Speaker 2>you just go back to this goofy coffee shop and

<v Speaker 2>make it a fun thing where you dare one of

<v Speaker 2>you to dump a coffee.

<v Speaker 4>On the floor.

<v Speaker 2>That's the fun stuff in relationships, Lucky workers, that's just

<v Speaker 2>clean it up and sounds like you clean it, we

<v Speaker 2>did it makes that's the fun.

<v Speaker 4>That's the seasoning.

<v Speaker 3>You know, you go and you giggle.

<v Speaker 4>And like are you gonna do it? Are you gonna

<v Speaker 4>do it?

<v Speaker 2>Okay, if you're really going to reenact your first date. Yes,

<v Speaker 2>somebody's gotta spill some coffee?

<v Speaker 4>Is it my because it was her? Is it my turn?

<v Speaker 2>I think so? Because the funniest thing, and I think

<v Speaker 2>you make it a point every year to go back

<v Speaker 2>to that coffee shop and dump coffee.

<v Speaker 4>On the floor.

<v Speaker 5>Our twentieth anniversary, I'm just gonna walk in, take the

<v Speaker 5>coffee pot and.

<v Speaker 3>To stop it again.

<v Speaker 2>That's the cute crap that keeps relationships going for years

<v Speaker 2>and years and years.

<v Speaker 4>You're getting me more excited.

<v Speaker 2>That's TikTok gold. That's Instagram gold. Every y you're gonna go,

<v Speaker 2>here we go, and you can't down the week until

<v Speaker 2>you do it. And today's the day and you're both

<v Speaker 2>sitting there nervous and somebody dumps coffee on the floor.

<v Speaker 4>We're gonna make millions. I love it.

<v Speaker 5>That's the thing those think off.

<v Speaker 4>Here comes that couple again on the ground. One.

<v Speaker 3>He's just gonna take this cup and throw right on

<v Speaker 3>the ground.

<v Speaker 4>We're gonna have our pictures up front.

<v Speaker 5>Do not let these people from.

<v Speaker 3>This place before you know it.

<v Speaker 4>Clumsy cafe re visit the.

<v Speaker 1>Place and say, oh my gosh, this is the first

<v Speaker 1>time I ever saw you here, and have a nice

<v Speaker 1>conversation and you don't have to get all destructive.

<v Speaker 3>And you can just go back.

<v Speaker 2>I've been with the same woman for twenty five years.

<v Speaker 2>Do this kind of stuff, Okay.

<v Speaker 4>All right, the goofy kind of silly crap.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, and then call her sticky pants the rest

<v Speaker 2>of the day.

<v Speaker 3>She's gonna love it.

<v Speaker 4>She'll love that, love you, sticky pants.

<v Speaker 2>So a lot of people aren't comfortable with the AI

<v Speaker 2>and the robots are gonna be popping up everywhere and everything.

<v Speaker 2>But I don't know, I've kind of feel like you

<v Speaker 2>might like this one katie that's coming out.

<v Speaker 3>What It's a robot toilet.

<v Speaker 2>And here's the thing. You don't even have to leave

<v Speaker 2>your couch. You just use an app and you call

<v Speaker 2>it over. When it arrives, you hop on it, do

<v Speaker 2>your business, and then it cleans itself and goes back

<v Speaker 2>to a docking station and it just prepares itself for

<v Speaker 2>your next herd.

<v Speaker 1>It sounds like you're just gonna do that right there

<v Speaker 1>in your living room.

<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean you live alone, but still.

<v Speaker 4>That's not like a roomba essentially, I think.

<v Speaker 3>So here's here's a little bit of violent.

<v Speaker 4>I don't like it.

<v Speaker 6>Forty seconds here this is the Schauban Intelligent Toilet robot

<v Speaker 6>as instead of the person going to the toilet, the

<v Speaker 6>toilet comes to the person as soon as you are finished.

<v Speaker 6>The robot initiates a built in bidet system for automated washing,

<v Speaker 6>followed by a warm air drying cite.

<v Speaker 4>From there, a heavy duty odor.

<v Speaker 6>Control mechanisity instantly engages ceiling the internal chamber air tight

<v Speaker 6>to trap and neutralize any smell. The robot drives itself

<v Speaker 6>back to the docking station. It then extends a disposal arm,

<v Speaker 6>completely flushing both the solid and liquid waste away. Immediately after,

<v Speaker 6>it runs an intensive self cleaning and sanitizing cycle on

<v Speaker 6>the bowl, in leaving it pristine for the next.

<v Speaker 4>Track intensive cleaning cycle.

<v Speaker 1>I don't like anything about this. I don't know why

<v Speaker 1>thought I would like.

<v Speaker 4>My number one concern was definitely the odor.

<v Speaker 5>But if it says it's got you, its use a

<v Speaker 5>little poop right.

<v Speaker 1>There, like the minute that you you know to brand.

<v Speaker 1>The minute you do that, it automatically stinks up the room.

<v Speaker 4>Me rosies.

<v Speaker 1>No, you don't, you know you don't, but it automatically

<v Speaker 1>smells like it. How is it gonna delete the smell

<v Speaker 1>from the room.

<v Speaker 4>It's yeah, I don't like it.

<v Speaker 3>You do that in the bathroom. There's a reason you

<v Speaker 3>go somewhere super Look.

<v Speaker 4>The second it said I was in, I.

<v Speaker 2>Was like, all right, you know you're watching sports. You

<v Speaker 2>don't want to miss any of it. You don't want

<v Speaker 2>to pause it, you want to watch it in real time,

<v Speaker 2>and you gotta go. You hop on your app and

<v Speaker 2>here it comes you pop down, you.

<v Speaker 3>Go and it drives off.

<v Speaker 4>No.

<v Speaker 3>Plus, it's warming air.

<v Speaker 1>It washes you and blows on you. Oh I don't

<v Speaker 1>need this in my life. I already don't like the robots.

<v Speaker 1>I definitely don't like this crappy one talking about.

<v Speaker 4>Bringing like a date home and a flex though.

<v Speaker 5>Hey, you gotta go, you gotta go, Pete, No hold

<v Speaker 5>on you poo on my robot.

<v Speaker 1>Girls are gonna be as impressed as you guys think

<v Speaker 1>they are about this. Really like, it's not a flex John.

<v Speaker 2>Is that over there in the corner of those robots

<v Speaker 2>that comes over and I can go poop peepy on it?

<v Speaker 4>Thirteen Grand baby girl.

<v Speaker 3>On thirteen grand get that thing over here speaks.

<v Speaker 4>More lazy to me than this thing.

<v Speaker 1>This is like the laziest convenience I think I've ever

<v Speaker 1>heard the robots.

<v Speaker 2>Well, it's going to be good for the people that

<v Speaker 2>like have mobility issues in the elderly.

<v Speaker 3>I think that's probably where it's going to be geared

<v Speaker 3>to me.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well not middle aged men who don't want to

<v Speaker 1>leave the couch. They can watch their sports ball, Like, no,

<v Speaker 1>that's what you were trying.

<v Speaker 4>Can I poop on your