<v Speaker 1>Jerry, Katy and Josh one hundred.
<v Speaker 2>Katie kind of had a funny little observation and story
<v Speaker 2>off the air, and we're like, we gotta talk about
<v Speaker 2>that on the air.
<v Speaker 3>What you got, Yeah, Well, just sitting around my house,
<v Speaker 3>like you know, doing things. I did all the laundry
<v Speaker 3>things as far as washing the clothes and then drying
<v Speaker 3>the clothes. And then as I sat there, I was like,
<v Speaker 3>my gosh, I wish I didn't have to actually like
<v Speaker 3>do the hard stuff with the laundry and fold the
<v Speaker 3>clothes and put them away, right.
<v Speaker 4>I wish I had a button for that.
<v Speaker 3>And so it got me thinking like what if we
<v Speaker 3>all had a button?
<v Speaker 4>Right, everybody's got a button and when you.
<v Speaker 3>Press it it does something like what does your button do?
<v Speaker 4>I just thought that was so interesting.
<v Speaker 3>And mine, definitely it doesn't really have to do with
<v Speaker 3>the clothes and laundry.
<v Speaker 4>I can do that for myself. But mine has to
<v Speaker 4>do with food. Do you want to hear?
<v Speaker 5>Mine is yes please?
<v Speaker 3>So I think it'd be great if I had a
<v Speaker 3>button that when I push it everything I need to
<v Speaker 3>make all of the meals for the week automatically in
<v Speaker 3>my fridge. I don't have to go, and I don't
<v Speaker 3>mind grocery shopping, but I just think that that's something
<v Speaker 3>that takes such a long time and it's such a process.
<v Speaker 3>But also when I have a full fridge and a
<v Speaker 3>full like cupboards full of food, I feel rich. Like
<v Speaker 3>that feeling to me is one of the best, like
<v Speaker 3>everything I need, I don't have to want for anything,
<v Speaker 3>Like having a full fridge in full cupboards to me
<v Speaker 3>is living large well.
<v Speaker 5>And as a single guy, like it's just like living
<v Speaker 5>by myself. My fridge is never stocked full, like exactly.
<v Speaker 5>The only time is when I do planned meals with people,
<v Speaker 5>and that's the only time ever. Otherwise it's my sad
<v Speaker 5>you know, single living man with like a doctor pepper
<v Speaker 5>and a beer from three months ago. You know, so
<v Speaker 5>I feel you on that if I could just get
<v Speaker 5>it stocked, I would make so much more.
<v Speaker 3>You know, mas, me feel so good, Like when I
<v Speaker 3>go grocery shopping and I am stock full of everything
<v Speaker 3>I need, I won't wander back in the fridge just
<v Speaker 3>to look at it. I'm a beautiful Hello fridge, you're
<v Speaker 3>doing good night butter with your full fridge.
<v Speaker 2>You know that book, that kid's book good Night Moon's
<v Speaker 2>got a right one called good night Butter.
<v Speaker 4>I have so good night Butter. It puts the biggest
<v Speaker 4>smile on mind.
<v Speaker 1>That's what your button's doing.
<v Speaker 4>Automatically makes me happy.
<v Speaker 3>So my buttringe full, fridge full cupboards, Yeah, yeah, full.
<v Speaker 2>Lines are wide open. If you guys would like to
<v Speaker 2>call in and tell us, I mean, just have.
<v Speaker 1>Some fun with this. This is kind of ridiculous. Right,
<v Speaker 1>you got a button right there.
<v Speaker 2>It's a big red button on your desk, and boom
<v Speaker 2>every time you hit it.
<v Speaker 1>What happens? Three oh three six nine one one mix
<v Speaker 1>three oh three six nine.
<v Speaker 2>One sixteen forty nine, Josh, what happens when you hitting it?
<v Speaker 1>You know?
<v Speaker 5>For me? For me, I think a really good one
<v Speaker 5>would be I just click the big red button and
<v Speaker 5>automatically my first date is planned. Because the first date
<v Speaker 5>is so important, right it it leaves you know, the
<v Speaker 5>first impression. Is this guy good or not? Like I
<v Speaker 5>want the most extravagant, fun first and pression ready date,
<v Speaker 5>and I just have to hit that big red button.
<v Speaker 5>And it's like we're doing blank blank blank blank blank,
<v Speaker 5>all this stuff in a row. And so whoever my
<v Speaker 5>first date is with is like this dude, rough, I
<v Speaker 5>would love that.
<v Speaker 1>And they got a button because there's so much pressure, Well,
<v Speaker 1>they wouldn't know about the button. Oh yeah, they wouldn't.
<v Speaker 4>Get to your secret button.
<v Speaker 1>It's a quiet button, all right. What would your button do?
<v Speaker 2>You got a big red button and every time you
<v Speaker 2>smash it, boom.
<v Speaker 1>It's like the whole what was that Staples? That was easy?
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, easy button.
<v Speaker 2>A couple that came in on the text line. Somebody says,
<v Speaker 2>every time I push it, somewhere in America, a telemarketer gets.
<v Speaker 1>A flat tire. That's pretty funny. That's kind of good.
<v Speaker 1>Telemarketers are annoying.
<v Speaker 4>Whatever.
<v Speaker 2>Somebody else said, every time I push it, an aggressive
<v Speaker 2>goose appears and chases away whoever I'm talking to.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, geese are mean, dude, I don't know if I'd
<v Speaker 1>wish that.
<v Speaker 2>John wrote in and says, every time I push it,
<v Speaker 2>I would be doing some sort of speech at work
<v Speaker 2>in a bald ego would fly overhead and screen approval.
<v Speaker 5>Now, that's fantastic.
<v Speaker 1>That's a weird one.
<v Speaker 4>That is weird.
<v Speaker 6>Hi Kim, Hi, how are you guys?
<v Speaker 2>Well, we're super dupes. So you got that big red
<v Speaker 2>button every time you hit it. What's happening?
<v Speaker 6>My husband disappears?
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Kim, how are things at home? Is everything?
<v Speaker 4>Okay? I love that, Kim?
<v Speaker 6>He just he just drives me crazy. After almost forty years.
<v Speaker 1>You get rid of that colun.
<v Speaker 4>You're sticking to it. You're like, no, I want him gone.
<v Speaker 4>It's been way too long.
<v Speaker 1>What's the most sound you do?
<v Speaker 2>Sound like my mom? I'm talking about my dad. What's
<v Speaker 2>the most annoying thing that he does?
<v Speaker 6>Well? He doesn't communicate. I mean that's been like that
<v Speaker 6>for for.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 6>You know what, I'm just supposed to know exactly where
<v Speaker 6>he's at and what he's doing, and I'm just you know,
<v Speaker 6>and then he just expects me to magically know everything
<v Speaker 6>he's thinking and talking about.
<v Speaker 1>At this point, at this point, shouldn't you, I mean,
<v Speaker 1>don't you read her? Read his mind? Now? At this point?
<v Speaker 6>Whoa sometimes times not always?
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, anything it. I bet he's got a big
<v Speaker 2>red button that he can hit and it would stop
<v Speaker 2>all your nagging at him.
<v Speaker 1>That's what I bet.
<v Speaker 6>He always says. If I don't like it, I can
<v Speaker 6>leave and like, I'm still here.
<v Speaker 1>Don't tempt me, I know.
<v Speaker 6>But then I always sell him. It'll cost him more
<v Speaker 6>to because Colorado's a fifty to fifty steak.
<v Speaker 1>There you go, Kim, thank you for the laughs. We
<v Speaker 1>appreciate you calling.
<v Speaker 2>In a couple more on the text line, somebody says,
<v Speaker 2>every time I hit my button, a raccoon is going
<v Speaker 2>to appear and he'll hand me a lottery ticket.
<v Speaker 4>That's what I need.
<v Speaker 1>He's like the little raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy.
<v Speaker 4>I'm I need to win the lottery.
<v Speaker 2>Every time I hit the button, one random person is
<v Speaker 2>going to start creving a baked potato and have no
<v Speaker 2>idea why.
<v Speaker 4>That's amazing.
<v Speaker 2>Edward in It says, every time I hit the button,
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna change my voice to Morgan Freeman's Morgan Freeman's
<v Speaker 2>voice for one hour.
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty good too. These are ridiculous. Hi, Debbie, good morning,
<v Speaker 1>Good morning. What's your big red button gonna do?
<v Speaker 7>Okay, so picture this. You get up in the morning,
<v Speaker 7>you go to your closet, you push the button, and
<v Speaker 7>you are automatically dressed in the perfect outfit for the occasion,
<v Speaker 7>for the day. And not only is it the perfect outfit,
<v Speaker 7>it fits perfectly. You don't even have to like suck
<v Speaker 7>your gut into button your pants.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you don't have a front butt at all.
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, that's gonna make your whole better. Debbie.
<v Speaker 1>What are you wearing today, Debbie?
<v Speaker 7>Well, I want dogs for work, so I'm just wearing
<v Speaker 7>shorts t top.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you definitely need the button. You need the button, Debbie.
<v Speaker 2>That's a good one. Thank you very much for calling in.
<v Speaker 2>Do I have any more I want to read you?
<v Speaker 2>Somebody says the button would cause my dog to narrate
<v Speaker 2>his thoughts for five minutes.
<v Speaker 1>That one's yeah, I kind of narrowed mine down. I
<v Speaker 1>had a few.
<v Speaker 2>I was thinking, like, this is a total dad one. Boom,
<v Speaker 2>I hit the button and the lawn is mode and
<v Speaker 2>done and I don't have to think about it. Beautiful week,
<v Speaker 2>which is I'm starting to get to that point, perfectly edged,
<v Speaker 2>perfect trim. You know, we got a really good one
<v Speaker 2>from Maddie that I loved. I didn't even think about this,
<v Speaker 2>but she says she would put the button in her
<v Speaker 2>car and every time that there's a red light ahead
<v Speaker 2>of her, she can press that bad boy automatically turns green.
<v Speaker 5>I like that one.
<v Speaker 2>It's like what the police officers and firefighters have they
<v Speaker 2>have that thing that can change the lights. The other
<v Speaker 2>one I was thinking of is boom. I hit it
<v Speaker 2>in instantly full tank of gas.
<v Speaker 1>Especially right now.
<v Speaker 5>Does it take the money out of your account?
<v Speaker 7>Though?
<v Speaker 2>Boom, and you watch the little thing and you get
<v Speaker 2>full gas. That's a pretty solid button. The other one,
<v Speaker 2>since we have one today, you hit it and you
<v Speaker 2>get to the skip meetings.
<v Speaker 1>That's really good.
<v Speaker 2>Shout out high, big rub the button. But the one
<v Speaker 2>I think I settled on. And it's so hard to
<v Speaker 2>find the most perfectly ripe avocado because you go to
<v Speaker 2>make a salad and you want the avocado and it's
<v Speaker 2>always too hard or it's gone total squash. I want
<v Speaker 2>the avocado to appear every time I hit the button
<v Speaker 2>that is perfectly ripe, the most perfect avocado.
<v Speaker 4>That's what you're going with.
<v Speaker 1>I think.
<v Speaker 4>So that's kind of lame.
<v Speaker 1>You don't like that.
<v Speaker 4>I thought you would have went bigger than that. But okay,
<v Speaker 4>avocado dreams, I get it.
<v Speaker 1>You gotta crush my side. I just want to be supportive.
<v Speaker 1>You stare at butter in your fridge.
<v Speaker 4>I know, but I've got a whole fridge full of food, Like.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I just want an avocado.
<v Speaker 3>Avocados and more in my fridge. But you just want
<v Speaker 3>one ripe avocado I.
<v Speaker 1>Want every time.
<v Speaker 4>Wow, where are you hating on my good to be you?
<v Speaker 3>If that is your one concern in life is ripe avocados,
<v Speaker 3>hats off to you, homie.
<v Speaker 1>I just wanted one avocata.
<v Speaker 4>Okay, like you can have it there. You no button doom,
<v Speaker 4>so you get those avocados.
<v Speaker 1>There. It is
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