<v Speaker 1>Jared, You, Katy and Josh Mix one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Al Right, coming up right around oh eight twenty eight

<v Speaker 2>twenty five ish, we're gonna be opening up the phone lines,

<v Speaker 2>letting you guys call in and sound off and talk

<v Speaker 2>about your dad's and Sundays Father's Day and a lot

<v Speaker 2>of us have Tomorrow off because of Juneteenth. We're gonna

<v Speaker 2>talk about dads today and like all those fun little

<v Speaker 2>things that your dad used to.

<v Speaker 3>Tell you growing up, dadisms, little.

<v Speaker 2>Dadisms, little stories, little tidbits, little things.

<v Speaker 4>That Dad used to say, and you're like, whatever Dad

<v Speaker 4>wil says.

<v Speaker 2>What were some of Dad's famous sayings. We want to

<v Speaker 2>talk about that and we'll watch your calls and comments.

<v Speaker 2>Coming up right around.

<v Speaker 4>Eight twenty with JKJ Mixed one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be another hot day today, about ninety six

<v Speaker 2>in the Mile High City. That means I got a

<v Speaker 2>bunch of goofy kids probably running around my house in

<v Speaker 2>the air conditioning all day to day.

<v Speaker 4>There's a kid over yesterday.

<v Speaker 3>Though not a fan, well there probably are.

<v Speaker 2>I'm not a fan of the other rowdy eight alf

<v Speaker 2>and they're jumping all over the place, and this one

<v Speaker 2>kid's kind of a punk so well.

<v Speaker 5>I can already feel mine because it's hot attitude coming up,

<v Speaker 5>So I get it with the kids, Like when it

<v Speaker 5>gets like this, you're just waking up on one.

<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, well there's one in particular though, I don't

<v Speaker 2>care if it's hot or cold or you know.

<v Speaker 4>Every time they're over, I'm like, I don't like it.

<v Speaker 4>I don't like this kid.

<v Speaker 2>I feel bad, you know, as being a grown adult

<v Speaker 2>and you look at this little child, You're like, I

<v Speaker 2>hate you.

<v Speaker 1>You know.

<v Speaker 5>It's funny though, I've had those moments.

<v Speaker 3>Too where you're just like, Zoey, really, this is the friend, this.

<v Speaker 2>Is who we want to be hanging out with. I

<v Speaker 2>don't think that's a good idea because I hate this.

<v Speaker 3>Your friends are a reflection of you.

<v Speaker 4>I'm very short with them when they're over and.

<v Speaker 3>Smell funny.

<v Speaker 4>Kids they all smell funny at this age. Honestly, Yeah,

<v Speaker 4>I hate kids.

<v Speaker 6>Probably just like, hey, mister pat, get out of you

<v Speaker 6>your back, I have a snack, No.

<v Speaker 4>Get out of my house.

<v Speaker 7>I hate you.

<v Speaker 4>Parents, they do. I know exactly. It was probably you, Joshua.

<v Speaker 4>Well when you went to your friend's house. No, my

<v Speaker 4>parents just hated me.

<v Speaker 5>I know, it's when my friend was grinding home because like,

<v Speaker 5>nobody talked to my dad, but my one friend who

<v Speaker 5>did talk to my dad annoyed the crap out of

<v Speaker 5>my dad. Like Hi, mister Richard, Like, mister Richard, love

<v Speaker 5>what you've done with health Kelly. I love her, but man,

<v Speaker 5>she and like everybody kind of feared my dad a

<v Speaker 5>little bit, right because he was tall and just you

<v Speaker 5>only just like dark and moody a little bit. But

<v Speaker 5>like she always just walked up to him and hi,

<v Speaker 5>mister Richard has her day.

<v Speaker 4>And he's like battle jack kid here, smoke eat.

<v Speaker 2>I might I should probably just leave the house and

<v Speaker 2>just go to a movie or something.

<v Speaker 4>I guess. I guess I could do that.

<v Speaker 2>I'm not a big do things by myself kind of guy, though,

<v Speaker 2>so I don't know if I could do that.

<v Speaker 3>You know, it's so funny.

<v Speaker 5>So that's kind of floating around on TikTok right now

<v Speaker 5>called the solo table theory.

<v Speaker 4>Have you heard of the low table theory. Yes, it's

<v Speaker 4>an incredible see well, it's kind of it's.

<v Speaker 5>Like a mindful self growth concept, right because we'll ask

<v Speaker 5>yourself this question. Because I am able to go out

<v Speaker 5>and eat at a restaurant by myself, no problem, but

<v Speaker 5>there are a lot of people out there who did

<v Speaker 5>make them uneasy.

<v Speaker 3>So soon you go out to eat by yourself?

<v Speaker 4>Never, no, never done it? Never, I I can't wait,

<v Speaker 4>You've never done it. But I've never rolled into.

<v Speaker 2>An olive garden and pulled up at a booth and

<v Speaker 2>had my little basket of breadsticks all by myself.

<v Speaker 4>I never done lay, you know, like to sit down,

<v Speaker 4>zip in and out.

<v Speaker 2>Never.

<v Speaker 3>Wow, I am never shocked.

<v Speaker 2>About you habitually single. So like, do you want to

<v Speaker 2>go do things?

<v Speaker 4>If you want to go do things, you are going

<v Speaker 4>to be alone.

<v Speaker 5>But even when I had with family picket fence animal situation,

<v Speaker 5>I when I myself like, I still love to be

<v Speaker 5>by myself.

<v Speaker 4>Done well.

<v Speaker 5>And they're saying like, so this is a new thing

<v Speaker 5>because it goes along with all the stay away from

<v Speaker 5>technology stuff, right, But also they say sitting alone intentionally

<v Speaker 5>dining or sitting alone in public builds quiet confidence.

<v Speaker 3>So that's part of it. Is proves you don't need constant.

<v Speaker 5>Distractions or external validations to feel complete.

<v Speaker 3>But it's not just people.

<v Speaker 5>It is literally being able to sit in silence and

<v Speaker 5>observe what's going around you.

<v Speaker 3>Without having to look at your phone.

<v Speaker 5>And it also say that the anxiety of eating alone

<v Speaker 5>is largely in our heads because we think people are

<v Speaker 5>judging us.

<v Speaker 4>No one notices.

<v Speaker 5>Most people are so absorbed in their own little worlds

<v Speaker 5>like oh no, no, no, no no. So I think that

<v Speaker 5>a lot of people have it in their heads that

<v Speaker 5>eating alone automatically makes them look lonely, makes them look like,

<v Speaker 5>you know, they don't have any friends.

<v Speaker 3>But really it says that.

<v Speaker 5>You know, if you're visibly comfortable being alone in a

<v Speaker 5>public setting, people really look at you as you're secured

<v Speaker 5>and self assured. So I think that it really is

<v Speaker 5>a lot of it is in our minds. But they say,

<v Speaker 5>if you have a struggle with this, like Jeremy, if you.

<v Speaker 4>Think struggling with being alone, well.

<v Speaker 3>People are gonna judge you.

<v Speaker 4>For struggle with being alone, called Frank hazar.

<v Speaker 8>No.

<v Speaker 5>But they say to go try and practice it. Go

<v Speaker 5>sit at a restaurant, put your phone.

<v Speaker 4>Away, so it's it's without your phone without doing that.

<v Speaker 4>I love a.

<v Speaker 6>Good dining alone experience, like, honestly, it's fine. I've been

<v Speaker 6>single too for a long time, Katie, and even with

<v Speaker 6>girlfriends in the past, like I'm not with them constantly,

<v Speaker 6>and you know, a guy gets hungry, So I don't

<v Speaker 6>think I've had a problem with that. But if I'm

<v Speaker 6>just sitting there eating my food looking around at people,

<v Speaker 6>that would get me a little creeped out.

<v Speaker 4>I don't. I love having the phone and.

<v Speaker 6>Being able to just you know, scroll TikTok while I'm

<v Speaker 6>eating my Chick fil a sandwich, you know, but I

<v Speaker 6>think that you do look a little bit creepy.

<v Speaker 3>When you're not looking at your phone.

<v Speaker 6>Well, if you're just eating making eye contact with someone,

<v Speaker 6>you're sitting a love.

<v Speaker 3>In contact, but like looking around and observing.

<v Speaker 2>I would the people across from me in two street

<v Speaker 2>concept awkward eye contact.

<v Speaker 5>But they say, embracing the stillness is part of this,

<v Speaker 5>So yeah, they encourage you to put the phone away,

<v Speaker 5>put the devices, to simply sit with your thoughts and

<v Speaker 5>be fully present.

<v Speaker 3>Thought would So, I guess you don't like it's all

<v Speaker 3>trend buzzy.

<v Speaker 4>It's all trend and I'm on my alone eating journeys.

<v Speaker 3>They say, what it really does.

<v Speaker 5>It re establishes solitude as a form of arrival rather

<v Speaker 5>than an absence of connection.

<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, so there.

<v Speaker 5>You go, Buzzy and trymotivation dot com right now, or

<v Speaker 5>so calling it a power move Jared rather than a

<v Speaker 5>consolation press sitting there.

<v Speaker 4>Shoving breadsticks in your mouth by yourself as a power

<v Speaker 4>movement so powerful.

<v Speaker 2>Have this list in front of me of the things

<v Speaker 2>that dads actually want for Father's Day, and one of

<v Speaker 2>the things on the list is just to be left alone,

<v Speaker 2>so I could smoke meats.

<v Speaker 3>Oh I thought I heard say beef, No.

<v Speaker 4>Beef and smoking meats. Just leave me alone.

<v Speaker 2>That's one of my most favorite things, smoking meat. So

<v Speaker 2>I get it. But yeah, Father's Days on Sundays, Sunday Sundays.

<v Speaker 4>So don't forget like I didn't. Whoops.

<v Speaker 2>And we want to talk about dads and all the

<v Speaker 2>fun things that dads say. So phone lines are wide

<v Speaker 2>open if you want to sound off. Three h three

<v Speaker 2>six nine one sixteen forty nine were some of the

<v Speaker 2>dadisms that dad used to say growing up.

<v Speaker 4>Things he told you that you're kind of like, I

<v Speaker 4>don't know, is that true?

<v Speaker 2>Like will lightning really come through the telephone line and

<v Speaker 2>strike me if I'm talking on the.

<v Speaker 4>Phone, yeah?

<v Speaker 5>Or just funny saints, right, because my dad used to

<v Speaker 5>say the same thing, but it was so funny every

<v Speaker 5>time he said it, and he had a lot of those.

<v Speaker 3>So that's what I'm thinking. Yeah, a lot of different things.

<v Speaker 6>My dad was one of the things, like it made

<v Speaker 6>me believe that like turning on the light in the

<v Speaker 6>car while you were driving at night, you were gonna

<v Speaker 6>get pulled over, right, Like turn that, dad back. Or

<v Speaker 6>you know, if you touch the thermostat or leave a

<v Speaker 6>window open, I'm not you know, cooling down or heating

<v Speaker 6>up the other Dad, the entire neighborhood.

<v Speaker 4>Coffee stunt your growth. Yes, I drank a lot of

<v Speaker 4>coffee as a child. Shot it.

<v Speaker 2>So what were some of the fun things that your

<v Speaker 2>dad said to you? Skip the stereotypical ones, you know,

<v Speaker 2>like we're not, you know, cool in the outdoors three

<v Speaker 2>zho three six y nine one sixteen forty nine, calls

<v Speaker 2>and comments. The phone lines are wide open if you

<v Speaker 2>guys want to say off about dad. So what were

<v Speaker 2>some of the ones that your dad said, Katie.

<v Speaker 5>Okay, So my dad, whenever he was like not having

<v Speaker 5>something right, when it was just not okay, he would

<v Speaker 5>be like, well, that dog won't hunt, that dog won't

<v Speaker 5>even come out from under the front porch, and he

<v Speaker 5>said it all the time, like constantly. Whenever he didn't

<v Speaker 5>like something, it was, well, that dog won't hunt. That

<v Speaker 5>dog won't even come out from underneath the front porch.

<v Speaker 4>So it doesn't have to be a dog like with dogs. Yes,

<v Speaker 4>it's from North Dakota.

<v Speaker 3>It's from North Dakota.

<v Speaker 5>But for whatever reason is John Wayne kicked in to

<v Speaker 5>tell us about the dog under the porch. But he

<v Speaker 5>also like anytime we asked, hey, Dad, what's for dinner,

<v Speaker 5>he'd say food.

<v Speaker 3>And then when we say hey, well what kind of food?

<v Speaker 5>Dad?

<v Speaker 3>The kind of hate? Those are all the things he

<v Speaker 3>said all the time. And then you lie like a

<v Speaker 3>cheap rod.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's a classic too.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so many.

<v Speaker 4>My dad had, so that one. He always used to

<v Speaker 4>say the the I never wanted you. That was a

<v Speaker 4>good one.

<v Speaker 3>Always want.

<v Speaker 4>I don't think you're even mine. I think that was funny.

<v Speaker 4>Bring me my whiskey if you need me. I'll be

<v Speaker 4>passed out in the bathtub. That was the car.

<v Speaker 3>He didn't say it, he just did it.

<v Speaker 2>Stop looking at me, Oh, dad, Ron says, my dad

<v Speaker 2>told me if I drove with less than a quarter

<v Speaker 2>tank of gas, all the dirt from the bottom of

<v Speaker 2>the gas tank will get sucked into the engine and

<v Speaker 2>destroy my car instantly.

<v Speaker 4>Geez, Dad, I guess that's Dad's way of telling you

<v Speaker 4>just to put gas in your cars. You always prepared.

<v Speaker 2>My dad used to convince us that every single buffet

<v Speaker 2>put laxatives in the food to keep people from eating

<v Speaker 2>too much.

<v Speaker 4>That was from Jennifer. That's pretty good.

<v Speaker 8>Uh.

<v Speaker 2>And then Amanda wrote in and said, my dad insisted

<v Speaker 2>every hotel room had hidden microphones, so you needed to

<v Speaker 2>be quiet on vacation.

<v Speaker 4>It's brilliant.

<v Speaker 3>A smart dad moves right.

<v Speaker 4>Dad's my brilliant, Amanda.

<v Speaker 3>Those kids in line, I got to.

<v Speaker 4>Use that one.

<v Speaker 2>What are the things your dad told you? Three zho

<v Speaker 2>three six nine one, sixteen forty nine. Here is Ricky. Hi, Ricky,

<v Speaker 2>welcome to the show. Hi.

<v Speaker 7>How are you well?

<v Speaker 4>We're super dupes. Would your dad used.

<v Speaker 7>To tell you? My dad used to tell me if

<v Speaker 7>you like, had an all nighter for like high school,

<v Speaker 7>and you couldn't finish your homework and you stay up

<v Speaker 7>all night, and then the next day you felt so yucky,

<v Speaker 7>and he'd say, if you don't eat, you've got to sleep.

<v Speaker 7>If you don't sleep, You've got to eat. You got

<v Speaker 7>to feel your body somehow. So even when you feel

<v Speaker 7>crappy when you wake up after you pull them or

<v Speaker 7>you know, all nighter, you have to eat. Oh really,

<v Speaker 7>you all live by it. When I feel crappy, I'm like,

<v Speaker 7>I never got a sleep or eat.

<v Speaker 2>Probably wise to live an excuse to pound a bunch

<v Speaker 2>of food in your face.

<v Speaker 5>I guess I like your dad a lot.

<v Speaker 4>Were you pulling an all night or like studying or partying?

<v Speaker 2>Uh?

<v Speaker 7>Either a little bit of both.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's like, honey, you're hungover again. You need to eat,

<v Speaker 4>mostly not with my dad.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah, good advice. It stuck with you obviously, Ricky.

<v Speaker 4>What was your dad's name, rick rick Wick?

<v Speaker 7>And yeah, yeah, we did that.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was we did that, Ricky. Thank you for

<v Speaker 2>the call, really appreciate it.

<v Speaker 7>But happy Father's Day. Have a good thank you.

<v Speaker 4>Thank you. All right, if anyone else wants to sound off.

<v Speaker 2>I got two lines right now three h three six

<v Speaker 2>nine one sixteen forty nine.

<v Speaker 6>Uh.

<v Speaker 2>Somebody on the text line in the four nine eight says,

<v Speaker 2>my dad told me squirrels remember every human they've ever met?

<v Speaker 4>Is that true? Now? Do they hold grudges?

<v Speaker 5>Or something are smart, so I'd leave to It's the truth, right.

<v Speaker 2>Samantha rode in and said, my dad always told us

<v Speaker 2>if you swallowed a fruit sticker, doctors would have to

<v Speaker 2>surgically remove it. I was terrified of stickers on apples

<v Speaker 2>for years.

<v Speaker 4>That's a good one. Hi, Gregory, Hey, how's going well?

<v Speaker 4>We're super dupes, buddy. What did your dad used to say?

<v Speaker 8>I guess it's not really a funny one. But he

<v Speaker 8>always told me to keep my eyes on the price.

<v Speaker 4>Keep your eye on the prize, work harder, right.

<v Speaker 8>Yeah, yeah, yeah, had me focus on the main goal

<v Speaker 8>behind what I'm trying to achieve.

<v Speaker 4>Well, what's your main goal right now? Gregory?

<v Speaker 8>Staying clean and sober?

<v Speaker 2>Had a boy I on the prize, Gregory, good luck

<v Speaker 2>by friend, all right, good luck.

<v Speaker 4>Appreciate you, buddy.

<v Speaker 2>A couple more on the text line, my dad said

<v Speaker 2>every shopping cart with a wobbly wheel was deliberately made

<v Speaker 2>that way to slow down shoplifters.

<v Speaker 3>Sticky fingers, just watch out.

<v Speaker 4>Oh no, every shopping carts like that. Let's see here.

<v Speaker 2>Chris wrote in and said, my dad claimed that all

<v Speaker 2>gas stations get their gas from the exact same giant

<v Speaker 2>underground gas tank.

<v Speaker 4>I believed it for years. Okay, that's damn funny.

<v Speaker 5>That is unbelievable, right, like you would all believe that.

<v Speaker 4>I know.

<v Speaker 2>For me, my dad was always lecturing about never mowing

<v Speaker 2>the lawn when there's wet grass, if the grass is a.

<v Speaker 4>Little bit dewey or anything.

<v Speaker 2>He swore to me every time, if you do that,

<v Speaker 2>you will slide underneath the lawnmower and it will slice

<v Speaker 2>your legs off. Oh yeah, I still think about this day.

<v Speaker 2>When I go out and try to mow the lawn,

<v Speaker 2>I'm like, is it dry?

<v Speaker 4>Is it dry? I don't want to lose.

<v Speaker 3>A foot gory, like I know, right, my dad just

<v Speaker 3>said it RUMs the blade. But you're dude, said.

<v Speaker 4>You will die les off me yuh my goodness, I mean.

<v Speaker 9>Up hi, Hi, good morning, Well, good morning.

<v Speaker 4>Tell us about your dad. What did he tell you?

<v Speaker 9>Oh my gosh, well, it's it's hard. He'sn't gone a

<v Speaker 9>long time. But growing up, I was daddy's girl and

<v Speaker 9>it was only me and my brother, right, And so

<v Speaker 9>he would go Instead of saying no to me, he

<v Speaker 9>would say, we'll see donna, kay, And I knew that

<v Speaker 9>meant no, and I was like, who in the hell

<v Speaker 9>is Donna Kay? There's only two of us?

<v Speaker 4>Did you ever find that out? What that meant?

<v Speaker 9>No?

<v Speaker 5>No, I go.

<v Speaker 9>I used to watch Sit Comes with his dad. There's

<v Speaker 9>no characters named Donna Kay, you know, And I was like,

<v Speaker 9>where in the hell did he get that? You know,

<v Speaker 9>It's like, where is that coming from? Yeah? That was

<v Speaker 9>my dad thing.

<v Speaker 8>To this day.

<v Speaker 4>Isn't that such a parent thing?

<v Speaker 8>Though?

<v Speaker 2>Like every kid eventually finds out that will c means no,

<v Speaker 2>it's not happening.

<v Speaker 3>No, exactly.

<v Speaker 9>In a favorite right, he had his lady easy, you know,

<v Speaker 9>it's like, don't get it all freaked out, don't.

<v Speaker 2>Much love to you and your family and thoughts of

<v Speaker 2>your dad's this Sunday all right.

<v Speaker 9>All right, y'all, thanks to you, Thank you.

<v Speaker 4>Have a good day.

<v Speaker 2>A couple more that came in on the text line.

<v Speaker 2>My dad always told us that every family has one

<v Speaker 2>designated person who's naturally good at finding parking spots, and

<v Speaker 2>it was only him. What Okay, that's a strange one.

<v Speaker 4>And this one made me laugh. Who was it? Andy

<v Speaker 4>wrote in.

<v Speaker 2>My dad told me not to whistle indoors because it

<v Speaker 2>confused the smoke detectors. That's a dad right there that

<v Speaker 2>is sick of his kids whistling in the house. I

<v Speaker 2>guarantee you that guaranteed.

<v Speaker 4>Sharon called in.

<v Speaker 2>Hi, Sharon, good morning, Well, good morning to you.

<v Speaker 4>So what are the fun things your dad used to

<v Speaker 4>tell you?

<v Speaker 9>My father, when my mom and my dad would be

<v Speaker 9>watching TV, he would start jozing off and my mom

<v Speaker 9>would look over and be like, Arnie, you need to

<v Speaker 9>make up. He'd be like.

<v Speaker 7>I'm not fall asleep. I'm just resting my eyes.

<v Speaker 4>Oh, Arnie, you're a liar.

<v Speaker 3>You know you're sleeping.

<v Speaker 4>Arnie's a liar. That is a dad classic right there.

<v Speaker 4>I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes. Sharon, that's funny.

<v Speaker 4>Thank you. Here's Chris. Hi, Chris, welcome to the show.

<v Speaker 1>Good morning. This is hilarious.

<v Speaker 4>All right, what's your what's your fun dad story?

<v Speaker 1>Okay, my dad was a sheriff for many, many years,

<v Speaker 1>and from the time I can just remember being like

<v Speaker 1>four or five years old, he would always look at

<v Speaker 1>me when I was doing something wrong and he would say,

<v Speaker 1>if you ever go to jail, don't call me. I'm

<v Speaker 1>not gonna bail you out.

<v Speaker 4>At four years old, you were into some stuff though.

<v Speaker 7>Yeah well yeah I was.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was a little nipper snicker and I still am,

<v Speaker 1>so you know. But I paid out of jail, so

<v Speaker 1>it was good advice.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, he kept you scared, scared straight you never shoplift

<v Speaker 2>ever again. She waited till she was seven to start shopping.

<v Speaker 2>Thank you everybody for your calls and comments. Absolutely fantastic.

<v Speaker 2>We appreciate you listening.