<v Speaker 1>Jerry Katy and Josh makes one hundred. I know what

<v Speaker 1>you want to talk about, do you?

<v Speaker 2>Now?

<v Speaker 3>Do you? Do you not want to You're going.

<v Speaker 1>To be mad at me, but that's okay.

<v Speaker 4>I just heard you say something in passing and I

<v Speaker 4>have an observation. But you were out trying on bikinis again.

<v Speaker 5>I was, well, I'm trying to find the perfect bikini

<v Speaker 5>for the summer, and I actually invested in one that

<v Speaker 5>was kind of like sports.

<v Speaker 3>Bra type style, right.

<v Speaker 5>So it's like, yeah, it's a constrictive type of swimsuit style,

<v Speaker 5>so like the bottom is one piece, the top is

<v Speaker 5>one piece, and it is tight on you.

<v Speaker 3>So I bought one of those. I like it. I'd

<v Speaker 3>like it, but it's a little sporty, right, So I.

<v Speaker 5>Was thinking, I was like, ooh, I want one of

<v Speaker 5>the bikinis that are the tie on the side and

<v Speaker 5>on the skirt tie because it's not as tight around

<v Speaker 5>your mid section, around your neck and stuff, because that's

<v Speaker 5>where those swimsuits are one piece. They you know, tend

<v Speaker 5>to weigh on you a little bitch. I get you,

<v Speaker 5>it's just tight, you get it.

<v Speaker 1>I get it. Ties on the side.

<v Speaker 3>If you could get a speedo the time on the side.

<v Speaker 3>Wouldn't you do it?

<v Speaker 6>Uh?

<v Speaker 1>No, no, what you stop it right now? That's disgusting.

<v Speaker 1>It's so funny.

<v Speaker 4>It is this time of year where it's like you're

<v Speaker 4>shopping for swimsuits right now in my in my truck,

<v Speaker 4>I've got.

<v Speaker 1>Four women's swimsuits.

<v Speaker 4>If I get pulled over, sir, sir, why do you

<v Speaker 4>have all these women's underpants? And nick Knack has been

<v Speaker 4>ordering them like crazy off of Amazon. And now I've

<v Speaker 4>got to make a bunch of returns today to the

<v Speaker 4>UPS store, and I've got all these women's swim suits.

<v Speaker 1>You know they're going to be like, didn't you right?

<v Speaker 5>No?

<v Speaker 4>Right, Well, generally I make jokes about that kind of

<v Speaker 4>stuff when I go in, like a little too tight.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, anyway, So it's the time of year.

<v Speaker 3>Isn't exposed enough for me?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Too much crack.

<v Speaker 5>And here's the funny thing is I went in, I

<v Speaker 5>don't I can't even imagine buying them on Amazon because

<v Speaker 5>I have to try I on the swimsuit. I have

<v Speaker 5>to see how it fits. I have to see got

<v Speaker 5>to turn around, do a little you know, scenery kind

<v Speaker 5>of action. How they look from the side. Do I

<v Speaker 5>look bigger to you? So the fact that I went

<v Speaker 5>to this specific retail store to try on swimsuits, I

<v Speaker 5>kind of hated it because they have to, uh make

<v Speaker 5>sure that nobody steals swimsuits. And so what they're doing

<v Speaker 5>is they're putting that safety feature, that alarm thing piercing it, well.

<v Speaker 3>The thing that goes off if you walk out of

<v Speaker 3>the store.

<v Speaker 5>They're piercing that in between the top and the bottom

<v Speaker 5>to hook them together.

<v Speaker 3>So the only way you can try on the.

<v Speaker 5>Bikini is if you try on the bottom first and

<v Speaker 5>then you try on the top.

<v Speaker 1>Can you ask them? Can you?

<v Speaker 5>I asked the land They told me they're like, this

<v Speaker 5>is so people don't steal it. I'm like, but it's

<v Speaker 5>kind of impossible.

<v Speaker 3>To try on the swimsuit to see if I like

<v Speaker 3>it or not.

<v Speaker 5>So what I had to do is I had to

<v Speaker 5>bring in two swimsuits and try on one on the Yeah.

<v Speaker 5>So it's kind of funny still, but it's like the

<v Speaker 5>only way that I could see if the swim suit

<v Speaker 5>fit perfect.

<v Speaker 3>But I was telling you.

<v Speaker 5>About it and then you made an option, I feel

<v Speaker 5>like you're going to be mad at me.

<v Speaker 1>Well, it's like, but you're going to be mad at me.

<v Speaker 5>I feel like most ladies will text or call in

<v Speaker 5>and say they do the same, because I don't think so.

<v Speaker 5>When you're trying on the swimsuit, you have to take

<v Speaker 5>your underwear off.

<v Speaker 1>Cheer me the sea, I think a majority.

<v Speaker 3>There's a liner in there, and okay, that's what protects you.

<v Speaker 1>Then Katie takes off her underwear to try on the bottoms.

<v Speaker 3>Okay, because you How is that how it fits?

<v Speaker 1>How is that protecting you?

<v Speaker 4>If four women beforehand took their underwear off and was

<v Speaker 4>all their bits and pieces are on that liner.

<v Speaker 1>As well, you're all still rubbing.

<v Speaker 3>I get that. Here's the thing.

<v Speaker 1>You know you always leave your underwear off.

<v Speaker 4>Now you don't know you're not even a woman, and

<v Speaker 4>I know you don't leave You.

<v Speaker 5>Are different as a man. That's different to try a

<v Speaker 5>pair of swim shorts.

<v Speaker 3>To a woman.

<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't try them on form.

<v Speaker 3>Fitting and you have to try it on like that

<v Speaker 3>to see if it fits.

<v Speaker 4>How do you know that there's five women before you

<v Speaker 4>didn't take their underwear off.

<v Speaker 3>I don't know that.

<v Speaker 5>But what I do know is I showered come coltely

<v Speaker 5>before I went swimsuit shopping. I went on a run

<v Speaker 5>and then I showered, and then I went swimsuit shopping.

<v Speaker 1>It wouldn't met.

<v Speaker 5>But it does matter before you try it all. But

<v Speaker 5>maybe they took a shower too, and there's that liner.

<v Speaker 5>And then you go home and you wash down a

<v Speaker 5>little bit too after you try on clothes.

<v Speaker 1>Tell me more about this magic.

<v Speaker 3>No, there is a liner in the Okay, get it?

<v Speaker 1>They are You can't.

<v Speaker 3>I take my underwear off to try.

<v Speaker 1>I got a mom, I got a sister.

<v Speaker 4>I got nick knacked for twenty five years. I will

<v Speaker 4>tell you right now that is disgusting. You never if

<v Speaker 4>hold on gold now, hold on.

<v Speaker 1>No, I this is real life. This is real life.

<v Speaker 5>I have to see how it fits, and I can't

<v Speaker 5>see how it fits with my underwear on.

<v Speaker 4>Katie is saying that all women do this. I am

<v Speaker 4>calling so clearly on the text line this I don't know.

<v Speaker 4>We might get some to protect against Katie's three oh

<v Speaker 4>three six' nine one sixteen forty nine if you want

<v Speaker 4>to sound off about. This this is real life in

<v Speaker 4>the world Of. Winnen how DO i know more about the?

<v Speaker 4>Liner josh Bones, Ring how DO i know more about the.

<v Speaker 1>Liner than you do you take your underwear off when

<v Speaker 1>you try on? Swimsuits? Yes or? No we got to

<v Speaker 1>do a quick survey on.

<v Speaker 4>This you know the best part of this is this

<v Speaker 4>person of the program is brought to you by The

<v Speaker 4>Colorado Beef. Council, Beef It's what's for. Dinner there's proud

<v Speaker 4>sponsors of this segment right. Now, okay here's the question at.

<v Speaker 4>HAND i need all the ladies to call in and sound.

<v Speaker 4>Off how DO i know more about swimsuit etiquette Than?

<v Speaker 4>Katie katie is, instant she will die on this cross

<v Speaker 4>that you have to take your underwear to.

<v Speaker 1>Die you are going to take your.

<v Speaker 4>Ladies need to take their underwear off when they're trying

<v Speaker 4>on swimsuit.

<v Speaker 1>Bottoms that's What katie.

<v Speaker 4>Does And i'm, like hell's to the, no you always

<v Speaker 4>leave your underwear on when.

<v Speaker 1>You're trying on the. SWIMSUITS i am getting. Roasted, WELL

<v Speaker 1>i don't, KNOW i don't. Know let's see how this.

<v Speaker 1>Goes we'll just zip through These, stacy.

<v Speaker 7>Good, morning good.

<v Speaker 1>Morning so underwear on or underwear?

<v Speaker 2>Off, Well i've been a competitive swimmer for over fifty.

<v Speaker 8>Years.

<v Speaker 7>Goodness, Yeah i'm so, Sorry.

<v Speaker 2>Katie but even the best, chlorinated, lost, down showered and clean.

<v Speaker 7>Ladies, yeah, no.

<v Speaker 1>We don't have to be too.

<v Speaker 4>Graphic, yeah you don't want to share all that on a,

<v Speaker 4>swimsuit you.

<v Speaker 2>KNOW i, mean just where your tightest whatever it is

<v Speaker 2>that you wear and you gotta tuck him. In, Yeah

<v Speaker 2>AND i just there's just so much going, on and

<v Speaker 2>you like like you.

<v Speaker 1>Have there's a lot going.

<v Speaker 2>On no idea how many like growth people there are out?

<v Speaker 4>There all, Right so underwear, On, stacy we have your.

<v Speaker 4>Vote thank you for being an. Expert all, right thank, You.

<v Speaker 1>Stacy, no We're. Wendy welcome to the. Show.

<v Speaker 4>Hello, hi are you underwear on or underwear? Off when

<v Speaker 4>you're trying on your?

<v Speaker 8>Swimsuit, well, okay so here's HOW i do it IS

<v Speaker 8>i have a very SPECIFIC g string THAT i will.

<v Speaker 9>Wear Where i'm still.

<v Speaker 8>Covered but you can move THE g string how you

<v Speaker 8>would like to fit whatever kind of underwear or bathing

<v Speaker 8>suit you.

<v Speaker 1>Have why AM i thinking about you in A g

<v Speaker 1>string right?

<v Speaker 4>Now but you but you you are saying underwear.

<v Speaker 1>ON i mean that is underwear, on, right underwear?

<v Speaker 10>On, Yes, yes you're covering parts that need to be.

<v Speaker 1>Covered there's still a protective.

<v Speaker 4>Layer, yeah all, right protect Correct, whitney thank you for

<v Speaker 4>talking about your g string to all of, Them.

<v Speaker 1>No, problem have a great. Deal welcome bye, Bye First.

<v Speaker 1>Science you're doing it For Katie's science.

<v Speaker 4>Ladies sound off three ozho three six nine one sixteen forty.

<v Speaker 1>Nine underwear on or off when you're trying on? Swimsuits?

<v Speaker 1>Uh is it a? Legra, yes this is a?

<v Speaker 10>Legras hi?

<v Speaker 4>Legras, Okay so what are your? Thoughts underpants on or?

<v Speaker 1>Off?

<v Speaker 10>Off i'm With. KATIE i that's the reality of the

<v Speaker 10>situation is that you're only able to see how it

<v Speaker 10>fits perfectly with them. Off AND i also shower BEFORE

<v Speaker 10>i try on underwear, Too So, KATIE i am with.

<v Speaker 4>You. Okay do you not think, about Like, katie before

<v Speaker 4>you trying these on with no underwear, on and then

<v Speaker 4>you are in there with no underwear?

<v Speaker 1>On do you does that even cross your mind.

<v Speaker 10>Saying it's the Most i'm not, sanitary sanitary or safest thing.

<v Speaker 7>To, do but the reality is that's WHAT i.

<v Speaker 1>Do, okay all, right you gotta. Vote you Welcome. Katie

<v Speaker 1>you have a good, Day go wash.

<v Speaker 4>Up, Sarah, hi good, morning, well good morning to.

<v Speaker 1>You let's talk, underpants underwear.

<v Speaker 7>On all the, Way. Katie i'm so. Sorry i'm With

<v Speaker 7>jeremy on. This if he was a swimmer and you

<v Speaker 7>don't do, THAT i get. It it's so hard to.

<v Speaker 7>Tell but oh, man, girl good.

<v Speaker 3>LUCK i need to plan.

<v Speaker 1>Better, apparently So, scooby why she's?

<v Speaker 3>Single no, stop, no, no that's not.

<v Speaker 7>WHY i at least putting in the. Effort she's doing

<v Speaker 7>a good. Job she just is a little. Uninformed and that's.

<v Speaker 7>Okay keep them on next. Time.

<v Speaker 4>Okay, actually in your, CASE i would probably put two

<v Speaker 4>pairs on.

<v Speaker 3>IT i appreciate. Today it's.

<v Speaker 1>Okay i'm gonna learn, today all. Right Hi Jin, Hi,

<v Speaker 1>hey you're all.

<v Speaker 4>Right you're taking your underpants on or off when you're

<v Speaker 4>trying on those.

<v Speaker 7>Swimsuits oh my, god they stay.

<v Speaker 2>On that is so, nasty like, filthy thank, You Like

<v Speaker 2>I'm i'm grossed out and LIKE i can't even that

<v Speaker 2>is So i'm afraid of every.

<v Speaker 7>Swimsuit.

<v Speaker 1>NOW i know you.

<v Speaker 4>Should have heard the WORDS i was using off the, air,

<v Speaker 4>JIN i can't repeat.

<v Speaker 1>THEM i need you.

<v Speaker 7>To i'm with, You jeremy THAT i don't go in

<v Speaker 7>there like AFTER i run a.

<v Speaker 3>Mile i'm not trying to.

<v Speaker 1>Lie it doesn't. Matter i'm not trying.

<v Speaker 2>To do you share your panties with random?

<v Speaker 4>Strangers, well well there was that one time she was

<v Speaker 4>trying to make some, Money.

<v Speaker 7>Jim but oh my, god.

<v Speaker 1>Thank, You. Jin i'm gonna keep. ROLLING i don't even. Care,

<v Speaker 1>Hi christy a, journey all? Right underpants on or? Off come?

<v Speaker 1>On who's right?

<v Speaker 5>Here?

<v Speaker 8>Okay underpants? On and the reason is for these people

<v Speaker 8>who do their underpants. OFF i will ever keep my

<v Speaker 8>underwor on and then wash that bathing suit in hot.

<v Speaker 8>Water WHEN i get.

<v Speaker 4>Hold that's, RIGHT i would put gasoline on it and

<v Speaker 4>set it on.

<v Speaker 1>Fire, honestly she could.

<v Speaker 3>Swear i'm coming in there. CLEAN i, SWEAR i, SWEAR i.

<v Speaker 9>Swear it.

<v Speaker 1>DOESN'T i get, HER i get it.

<v Speaker 4>Doesn't everybody's all, Right thank, You, christy you appreciate the. Call,

<v Speaker 4>Catalina Oh i'm so. Winning, HI i am dominating this conversation.

<v Speaker 1>HERE i got. One how does a dude in his

<v Speaker 1>forties know more about this Than? KATE i, mean.

<v Speaker 3>There's probably a few, reasons but let's keep.

<v Speaker 1>Going catalina underpants.

<v Speaker 4>On her off on all the. Way.

<v Speaker 10>Katie i'm, sorry but you just unlock on your.

<v Speaker 7>Fear i'm, SORRY i.

<v Speaker 5>KNOW i feel Like i'm gonna have to take the

<v Speaker 5>cell on the way, out feel Like i'm gonna have

<v Speaker 5>to change my swim.

<v Speaker 1>Suit every woman in town now was going, out so there's.

<v Speaker 4>Shopping they're gonna look at that protective liner today and

<v Speaker 4>they're gonna be Like, katie this Is Katie, katlina.

<v Speaker 1>Thank, You Hi, val good.

<v Speaker 7>MORNING i Just.

<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking about that protective. Line way too much underwear

<v Speaker 1>on or?

<v Speaker 7>Off al okay off but off.

<v Speaker 2>Off but BUT i put a panty, liner the sinner's panty,

<v Speaker 2>liner possible.

<v Speaker 3>In liner in there as.

<v Speaker 1>Well there's still a protective.

<v Speaker 3>Barrier i'd like your so, far that's that's.

<v Speaker 1>Genius this is this is, good this is that's a good.

<v Speaker 1>IDEA i may have to do.

<v Speaker 4>That the women Everywhere, katie she's gonna put like a

<v Speaker 4>giant pad on.

<v Speaker 1>There he's gonna be like a. Mattress i'll do two. More, Carrie, Hello,

<v Speaker 1>Hi Hi.

<v Speaker 4>Carrie everybody's thinking About katie with her underwear off, today.

<v Speaker 1>Underpants on her off and trying on the.

<v Speaker 4>Swimsuits ah, ah well you got it the WAY i

<v Speaker 4>got the three disgusting.

<v Speaker 9>PEOPLE i am sixty eight years. Old, yeah, fine swimsuits

<v Speaker 9>all my life and nothing has ever. Happened thank, You.

<v Speaker 4>Carrie by the, way sixty, eight you never know what's

<v Speaker 4>coming out of.

<v Speaker 1>THIS i feel bad for the next. Person Car thank you.

<v Speaker 5>For she's been trying on swimsuits for that long and

<v Speaker 5>never one thing that happened to her.

<v Speaker 1>Is all the people after.

<v Speaker 9>Her Kimmy, Kim, hey good, morning we're.

<v Speaker 1>At grossed underpants on her? Off come on to?

<v Speaker 9>Stop, Okay, well WHEN i Was katie's age, off thank

<v Speaker 9>you sixty but WHEN i But i'm sixty two now

<v Speaker 9>AND i am not bought a swe suit in a

<v Speaker 9>public store for. Years you're older and.

<v Speaker 4>Wiser, nine you're older and. Wiser, well let's say you're

<v Speaker 4>wandering into a. Target say you're, What, well that defeats

<v Speaker 4>this whole. Conversation say you're wandering into a. Target what

<v Speaker 4>are you gonna? Do underpants on her?

<v Speaker 3>OFF i buy?

<v Speaker 9>It take?

<v Speaker 1>It, oh you're gonna having, fun all, Right? Kim thank, You.

<v Speaker 1>Kim i'll do one.

<v Speaker 2>More Hi, Win, hey, guys how you doing?

<v Speaker 10>It?

<v Speaker 1>Worry we're done with. This i'm need to know how you.

<v Speaker 3>Feel, first the.

<v Speaker 1>Amount of messages that have been come in with mucus.

<v Speaker 1>Membranes i'm not. PREGNANT i don't want to see any.

<v Speaker 4>More mucus membranes. Texts please thank, you all, right when you're.

<v Speaker 2>On her, Side i'm on her, Side no.

<v Speaker 10>UNDIES I i think a toilet is way worse than

<v Speaker 10>trying on a bathing, Suit So i'm with, you no.

<v Speaker 2>Undies you got to.

<v Speaker 7>Make sure it's not sliding on the booty cheeks and

<v Speaker 7>that all the bits are. Covered i'm with, you.

<v Speaker 4>Boots the biggest part is the booty the, cheeks all,

<v Speaker 4>right four five half?

<v Speaker 1>Five you got eight to three and a half.

<v Speaker 3>Seventy six because there's three and.

<v Speaker 1>A half because the one putting the liner in.

<v Speaker 4>There, yeah BUT i think we're going to go through

<v Speaker 4>an add up.

<v Speaker 1>Easily the two.

<v Speaker 4>Hundred messages that came in on the text, slide everyone's

<v Speaker 4>saying you're pretty, gross so don't do.

<v Speaker 3>That CAN i just say the swimsuit fit? Perfect?

<v Speaker 1>Though oh, yeah but you.

<v Speaker 4>Look but you know, what let's let's use this as

<v Speaker 4>a learning. Experience today is a learning experience.

<v Speaker 3>Changing my habits moving.

<v Speaker 4>Forward thank you all the ladies who called in and

<v Speaker 4>sound off.

<v Speaker 1>Today for our quick little.

<v Speaker 4>Poll we appreciate you. Guys We're, Jeremy, Katie josh here

<v Speaker 4>at makes one. Hundred you know what's, FUNNY i was

<v Speaker 4>thinking about. It guys don't really have like the. EQUIVALENT

<v Speaker 4>i think you just go buy a pair of swim

<v Speaker 4>trunks and like A, target you, know and you just

<v Speaker 4>want you just buying a, Large excel whatever small For,

<v Speaker 4>josh and you just wander out Of target and you

<v Speaker 4>go home and try them.

<v Speaker 3>On and that's.

<v Speaker 6>It you just buy them and if they're, loose time

<v Speaker 6>up a little.

<v Speaker 4>Bit you hope for the, Best, god these might come

<v Speaker 4>off in the, pool which will be kind of. Fun,

<v Speaker 4>yeah there's just no equivalent of like any point when

<v Speaker 4>we're trying things on that we need to take our

<v Speaker 4>underwear off with the.

<v Speaker 3>SPEEDO i mean that, again you're just.

<v Speaker 4>Gonna buy that and take it. Home, YEAH i think

<v Speaker 4>you're not gonna try it on. First think you wander

<v Speaker 4>into a dressing room and try that.

<v Speaker 1>On, No, no especially if it's cold and they got

<v Speaker 1>the air. On you're, Like i'm not doing. That it's.

<v Speaker 4>BIG i know it is swimsuit season And i'm in

<v Speaker 4>no shape right. NOW i Mean i'm.

<v Speaker 1>FINE i just you know WHAT i did last.

<v Speaker 4>NIGHT i went To sam's a couple of days ago

<v Speaker 4>AND i did a total impulse. Buy they had a

<v Speaker 4>big old block of. Taramasoux OH i WOULD i am a? Taramasus,

<v Speaker 4>YES i love?

<v Speaker 1>It, yeah, Same and nobody else in the house really.

<v Speaker 4>Does so guess who it falls upon to make sure

<v Speaker 4>that doesn't go to? Waste oh, no, oh, YES.

<v Speaker 3>I have to eat the taramasoux or else little.

<v Speaker 1>SPOILED i want it to go. Bad.

<v Speaker 4>Oh we had dinner last night and everybody kind of

<v Speaker 4>wandered off and did their own. Thing AND i stuck

<v Speaker 4>into the kitchen AND i pulled that terramsou out of the.

<v Speaker 4>FRIDGE i set it on the kitchen island AND i

<v Speaker 4>grabbed a spoon AND i. ATE i ate more than

<v Speaker 4>half of, It LIKE i JUST i couldn't. STOP i don't.

<v Speaker 4>Know it was like like a drug or. Something it

<v Speaker 4>was so, addictive LIKE i was getting such an endorphin

<v Speaker 4>rush eating.

<v Speaker 1>IT i couldn't. Stop especially out of the.

<v Speaker 5>Container you've got to put that on a plate and

<v Speaker 5>walk away from. It and that's how you CONTROL i

<v Speaker 5>know you don't have, to but that's how you eat

<v Speaker 5>half of.

<v Speaker 4>It there's there's only a few things in my life

<v Speaker 4>that they kind of get me like. That you know

<v Speaker 4>where you just you take one bite and you can't.

<v Speaker 4>Stop terramaseus mine for. Sure do you have one.

<v Speaker 3>Hot? DISH i could eat the whole.

<v Speaker 1>Pan tater top hot.

<v Speaker 3>Dish tato is like heaven on. Earth it is the best,

<v Speaker 3>thing best.

<v Speaker 5>Combination of, ingredients so simple yet delicious and, yeah and

<v Speaker 5>it gets better as it's it's in the. Fridge SO

<v Speaker 5>i could eat a whole. PAN i gotta walk away from.

<v Speaker 1>That, gosh you got.

<v Speaker 6>Anything, YEAH i love like a charcuterie board because it's

<v Speaker 6>just little tiny things that you can just keep piling

<v Speaker 6>on and you never really know how much you've eaten

<v Speaker 6>until whole thing's. Gone SO i look at it And

<v Speaker 6>i'm just, like, oh all the little meats And jesus are.

<v Speaker 4>Gone that's, yeah exactly on top of a charcuterie.

<v Speaker 1>Board what