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[SPEAKER_01]: Michael Mera, Radio Entertainment.

[SPEAKER_01]: Wow, what have we here?

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[SPEAKER_09]: I want excitement.

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[SPEAKER_01]: It's the Michael Mera Show with Michael Mera and Rob Spiewak.

[SPEAKER_01]: Now here's Mike.

[SPEAKER_05]: Here we are and here we are back after a nice little break thank you for the time.

[SPEAKER_05]: We appreciate that.

[SPEAKER_05]: We took a few days to travel north some of us and to have birthdays and memorial services and all that good stuff so here we are.

[SPEAKER_05]: Do I sound okay because I sound weird in my own headphones?

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what fuzzy mic is fuzzy mic because I sound fuzzy.

[SPEAKER_05]: Is that what it is?

[SPEAKER_02]: No I think that's the camera.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're proper on a little bit.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's really little clear up, but now you have all right my ears.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, my ears as well.

[SPEAKER_05]: Hello, hello, everything's sound okay.

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[SPEAKER_04]: But at least it's not chest hair.

[SPEAKER_04]: You've got that covered with the letters that say Mike.

[SPEAKER_04]: Cause in the past, sometimes you've been accused of being fuzzier Mike in a choice.

[SPEAKER_04]: Why?

[SPEAKER_05]: I have a button done, so unless I do that, well, I could do this one too.

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[SPEAKER_05]: My picture's fuzzy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because after that he says the Josh and Rob looking sharp and I know that's not a comment on our outfits So it's got to be focused, but in the first and last episode of Seinfeld they talked about the second button on a shirt And do you ever have troubles with a shirt where the second buttons at a weird level where if it's buttoned it's too high and if it's unbuttoned it's too low

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah quite a bit.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think I think I'm sure Jerry called it the most important button on the shirt the second button because you got to figure it out You know, whether or not it looks right or not.

[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, so I'm concerned I don't want it

[SPEAKER_05]: I have some of these people got down when I woke up in time for the live show.

[SPEAKER_05]: Don, not 67.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what your schedule is, but it is an easter time three after three.

[SPEAKER_05]: I have to do.

[SPEAKER_04]: Don, not's might be a new contributor to the chat room.

[SPEAKER_04]: I would remember that name.

[SPEAKER_05]: I would think everybody would remember that and get him.

[SPEAKER_05]: He's got like a whole bunch of drops, but anyway, so how bad is the camera?

[SPEAKER_02]: Not bad to me.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's fine.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's fine.

[SPEAKER_02]: It could be your internet.

[SPEAKER_02]: It buffers with YouTube.

[SPEAKER_05]: Really.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I read by rebooted everything.

[SPEAKER_05]: Welcome to the show.

[SPEAKER_05]: This is the show that's the, you know, low budget, the low budget enterprise here.

[SPEAKER_05]: We do the very best we can and, you know, fiber optic.

[SPEAKER_05]: Not all it's crap.

[SPEAKER_05]: So, we had quite a weekend, we, the weekend involved dinner with the three of us alone.

[SPEAKER_05]: First time ever.

[SPEAKER_05]: Memorial weekend for Rob's father that had a wonderful turn out of Jimmy's and the only thing I would say about the Memorial weekend would be, I think everybody would want a son to do that for them if they had a son because what a, what a tribute it was to have

[SPEAKER_04]: It was 34 I checked it and I was shooting for 10 so I overshot it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Are you talking about the eulogy?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, the speech was too long when Rob when Rob started here's the interesting thing being my birthday weekend when Rob started the eulogy I was 66 at the end of it.

[SPEAKER_05]: I was actually 67

[SPEAKER_04]: I know, and I wanted to time it down during the speech where we could sing to you during the speech, but I couldn't quite make that happen.

[SPEAKER_05]: It wasn't a speech as much as how would I describe it, a hostage situation.

[SPEAKER_04]: I called it in novella.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was not quite a long enough to be a novel, but yeah, it was creepy.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I told John, he's frozen.

[SPEAKER_05]: what is going on with our we're on activity that we've had we've had the conversation before about Tuesdays being weird sometimes the internet I know that's great that'll figure it out that'll tell me that's done not super chat will help for forty ninety nine i don't know if i still locked up no okay you're all right now the uh... you the ulogie was uh... that robbed gate for his dad was longer than a cbs recit

[SPEAKER_04]: it was I tried I tried I told Josh I was concerned about the length and that morning I I rewrote it and it came out two sentences longer.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I probably should have talked to the original one and you started that with I'm kind of just do a top 10 list.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well no I said I'm top 10.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah I was saying when he said that and you were sitting next to me and I was sitting next to Jimmy yeah he said that I told around that and I you know what I said

[SPEAKER_04]: I perfected because it's on and gone and it was, you know, at some point the number stopped.

[SPEAKER_04]: They did and I met and the set up one I said it was going to be brief that was paid off with a joke later.

[SPEAKER_04]: I knew it couldn't be brief brief but it did turn out longer than I wanted it was, it made the movie Gandhi looked like a TikTok video and what a TikTok video and Oscar winning one with Ben Kingsley.

[SPEAKER_05]: I understand that when Rob finished talking, uh, the actual, uh, ice caps of the earth had melted.

[SPEAKER_04]: And re-frosed.

[SPEAKER_04]: There was long enough to throw it's actually a shift.

[SPEAKER_02]: If I knew it was that long, I would have recorded it and made it Monday show.

[SPEAKER_05]: By, uh, you can tell that I took pen to paper myself here by the end by the end of the eulogy grandpa Bob's grandkids.

[SPEAKER_05]: We're actually eligible for Medicare.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, it was amazing.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's better.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's better kids when you're going to do that joke.

[SPEAKER_05]: If you just happen to pronounce eligible, it really, it really would work better if you didn't say, I teach you Bella after you're for fucking days off.

[SPEAKER_04]: To be fair, when I started the

[SPEAKER_04]: But he was dead at the end of it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Do you think it's fair that he gets to have this fun?

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think it's fair.

[SPEAKER_05]: He was the one that delivered the ulogie.

[SPEAKER_05]: We're the one that gets to make the joke No, it was here.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was so aware of it when I finished when I looked at the claw.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, Rob.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah My gray hair at the end of the ulogie actually had gray hair

[SPEAKER_05]: We set their James Maloy 18C for your $20 super chat.

[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you very much.

[SPEAKER_02]: We set their quiet for your 30 minutes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Now's our turn.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, go ahead.

[SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_05]: By the end of the eulogy, Rob actually had a full head of air.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's, you know, that's an interesting credible.

[SPEAKER_05]: Did you know that during that eulogy, Josh's fohawk actually flattened?

[SPEAKER_04]: I did not.

[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_04]: I wanted.

[SPEAKER_05]: Now, you know, it's going to happen as people in the Jack group are going to get into it, too.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's what it's going to be.

[SPEAKER_05]: Let's see.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, the faux hawks completely flatten out at the end of the ulogy two of Jimmy's teeth actually grew back.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, that's miraculous.

[SPEAKER_04]: I want to tell you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I want to tell you.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, the non-alcoholic beer actually turned alcoholic during that eulogy Thank you because that's not how we do Linda hers hair actually became it's natural color during the energy.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's incredible

[SPEAKER_05]: Here's the thing, you know, Rob's son, Robert the third.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_05]: Tall drink of water.

[SPEAKER_05]: He actually got shorter during that eulogy.

[SPEAKER_05]: The bone settled and finally, Kerry Spiewack finally stopped smirking it or has been.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, there you go.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, there was a lovely smirk.

[SPEAKER_05]: She was recording you with that kind of look she gets on her face, right?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that she can't believe she's still part of this.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's a, is it a smirk or am I misbreeding it?

[SPEAKER_05]: Is it a, it's kind of like,

[SPEAKER_04]: I think, but she was lovingly recording, I think she, you know, I didn't ask her to record it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was going to ask her to record it and I said, you know, that's a little self-serving for an event like this.

[SPEAKER_05]: Hold on, uh, wait a minute, let me see if I've got this right here.

[SPEAKER_05]: Are you telling me that you didn't ask her?

[SPEAKER_05]: I did not record it.

[SPEAKER_04]: that is a lie.

[SPEAKER_04]: It is not a lie.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's not at all.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was going to, and I wanted to have a copy of it, but I said, you know what?

[SPEAKER_04]: This is not like doing a show.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is doing a eulogy, but she taped it, and I'm glad she did.

[SPEAKER_04]: And if I had to interpret this work now to be fair, I made no eye contact with anybody.

[SPEAKER_04]: during the eulogy because I know if I did, I would go down in flames.

[SPEAKER_04]: I just couldn't see people while I was doing it.

[SPEAKER_05]: If, uh, not continuing, I'm all out of the, the pre-written journey.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, if you, if you had main, uh, maintained eye contact with me during the eulogy, do you know what you would have seen?

[SPEAKER_05]: What's that?

[SPEAKER_04]: or a nap, you told me not to make, you pointedly told me that I before not to make eye contact with you.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I did not, I found a good spot to hide.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, where were you?

[SPEAKER_04]: Were you over on the side against the wall?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I loved Jimmy's bench seats.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the boss and me and Jimmy next to each other.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Mike had to have Jimmy and have Jimmy tell Dennis Murphy to get down.

[SPEAKER_02]: The stop block in the field.

[SPEAKER_05]: And you had some family member.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think he was a relative because he was tall.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Holding the baby.

[SPEAKER_05]: You know, oh, that might have been my cousin once removed Jonathan and might have been I don't know, as soon as you started he's up and between him swaying with the baby and Dennis swaying and they officially blocked every possible way of seeing you give the you and then his wife would keep turning to the baby But like I contact with me at the same time

[SPEAKER_04]: It was a it was just pleased that Dennis didn't walk in front of me during the urology Which is his standard moving to get the attention.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, they're first of all You know the percentage of attention horrors

[SPEAKER_05]: in that room.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, is is pretty significant.

[SPEAKER_04]: Right.

[SPEAKER_04]: I would say, yeah, as they say with the carburetor, a rich mix.

[SPEAKER_05]: Josh, please to first of all, you, you, I know you said 45 minutes, and then Rob said what 30, was it 35 minutes?

[SPEAKER_04]: 33, I think.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, see, I guess, can you please put, can you please put into the AI?

[SPEAKER_05]: What is the proper length for a eulogy?

[SPEAKER_05]: All right, let's see.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure it's going to come up 33 minutes.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think it's necessarily going to hurt you here.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's my opinion, I think it might come up, but, you know, I don't know, but I also can't do you know the number of words, you wrote?

[SPEAKER_04]: I think it was 12,000 because it wouldn't allow me to post it as one item on Facebook and I had to break it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, a typical eulogy is 750 to 1500 words, 5 to 10 minutes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so I was 10 times over.

[SPEAKER_04]: But only ten.

[SPEAKER_05]: And like anyone who speaks too long.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: You, uh, on numerous occasions, uh, you, uh, you made it sound like you were wrapping up.

[SPEAKER_05]: And that's the key.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's the key.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know that was the case.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, yes, they're like nine times.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, at the end of it.

[SPEAKER_05]: And that's why now that was another time.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like, oh, come on.

[SPEAKER_02]: What I did like about the Olethy Robb is you had stories in there of your dad that I've never heard And that's good stories.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and I mean we don't even have there nearly 25 months.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, here's the thing But I'm listening to you forever.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's true.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's in that ulogie you had About 150 stories about your dad that I hadn't heard

[SPEAKER_04]: that many how many had you heard of them though he thought of all he doesn't remember any two hundred he'd heard but a hundred and fifty he hadn't you didn't get a two-virt clumped you didn't get you get you had a you got a wobbly a couple of times the one thing that I give myself a little bit of a break on and of course who's not who's not going to give myself a break because I'm the only one who will is that there was no

[SPEAKER_04]: But before me, there was no one after me.

[SPEAKER_04]: It wasn't like a one-hour service.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was just one speech.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now, if I tried to jam that in the middle of a mass, that would be evil.

[SPEAKER_04]: That would be wrong.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, you provided everybody with food and drink.

[SPEAKER_05]: And you did it at the beginning of the celebration of his life.

[SPEAKER_05]: So there was still plenty of food and drink to come.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like the way you're framing this.

[SPEAKER_02]: That was the entire service.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no, no.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_05]: I have to correct myself.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: I just got this text from Jimmy all the food spoiled during during rock.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no.

[SPEAKER_04]: I understand the meatballs fused back together and learned how to walk the I don't want flat.

[SPEAKER_02]: The beer was flat.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was still bad for Robert then who took a car full of leftovers.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was pretty excited.

[SPEAKER_02]: Did it really?

[SPEAKER_04]: He took a car full of leftovers home.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, we got plenty of hot dogs and just I did not eat until that night, and so I think there was probably three dozen wings that I took home with me and they didn't see morning.

[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't.

[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't.

[SPEAKER_05]: I drank.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: I did the Irish.

[SPEAKER_05]: What do they call the Irish goodbye?

[SPEAKER_05]: Is that what it is where you sneak out?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I was sure you were going to come back.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, because I was going to go in, I'm from the outer courtyard into the bar yard to the bar yard to the bar yard.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, for the bigger end of the barn, hang out and then I realize, no, don't have that chip anymore and that's like going to the second location.

[SPEAKER_04]: There was, there was one moment when I looked to Josh and I said, I think Mike might not make his flight tomorrow is when you stood up from the bench and you said, No, this never happened.

[SPEAKER_04]: you never got up from the venture never said I got to find a cigarette you never said that which is great because that it have you gone looking for a cigarette that might have indicated that you were proceeding to the next level that's a tell that I had uh... i'm not gonna at least three smokes i'm not gonna sell you out i never sell you smoke no i i had three smokes okay you know that's my tell yeah well that's all

[SPEAKER_02]: There were two things where I saw with Mike.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: One was when he yelled for me across the courtyard.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I look over and he just flicks me off.

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, okay.

[SPEAKER_07]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: That seems like a weird situation for that.

[SPEAKER_04]: And that was that was that was that during the eulogy?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a good event.

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_05]: No.

[SPEAKER_05]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: much later when we're about to leave and Mike says, well Jimmy will get me home.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I was concerned.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, there was there was that that exchange that's no matter what Jimmy will get me home.

[SPEAKER_05]: So no, I ran out of gas.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I ran out of gas.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was a beautiful day.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was maybe two or three degrees hotter than I would have asked it for.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I think that wears you out of here in the sun all day.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that was one point.

[SPEAKER_04]: There was one point that I thought Mike had left and I was so excited because you had left your sunglasses and Was just like the old days, but you came back and you got them came back and I got them and then I got to the Marriott Yeah, and I I hassle off from my dinner

[SPEAKER_05]: on the floor I wasn't I wasn't quite on the floor but I might as well have been when I woke up the next morning and I went out and I saw the styrofoam containers that I saw the remnants of the French fries that were on the floor where I'd have to say yep yep this is really good at any point at any point did you say this is a mess this is a mess

[SPEAKER_05]: No, I was up when I have any alcohol.

[SPEAKER_05]: I do not sleep well.

[SPEAKER_05]: And so I ended up being up at about 430 and then I just stayed up to make my 815 flight.

[SPEAKER_05]: And it was, you know, it was festive.

[SPEAKER_05]: It was great to see everybody there.

[SPEAKER_05]: It was great to see your family.

[SPEAKER_05]: And a hell of a sendoff.

[SPEAKER_05]: You have to be pleased with the, how, what are your impressions of it?

[SPEAKER_04]: Kathy and I.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was everything we hoped it would be and more.

[SPEAKER_04]: We had everyone that said they were going to be there was there people we had no idea we're going to show up show up people I haven't seen in 20 30 years, which is just that that's got to be phenomenal.

[SPEAKER_04]: it's amazing co-workers of my dad that I've heard about for 30 years that I've never met, they came up and introduced themselves to me.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's just so, it was so, so nice.

[SPEAKER_04]: One thing that I was really tickled with, not only was it a beautiful day, not only was Jimmy's site perfect, the way he had the beer garden set up and all that,

[SPEAKER_04]: I was pleased that so many people stayed for all four hours.

[SPEAKER_04]: There weren't many people that just ducked in and, you know, said high and then left.

[SPEAKER_04]: People were there before business.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's pretty rude if somebody does that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Isn't that right, Zoo?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, right, Zoo, Lander.

[SPEAKER_04]: But don't worry.

[SPEAKER_02]: Zoo also, I'm sure, texted all of you at 11 o'clock at night to go out.

[SPEAKER_04]: As he always does.

[SPEAKER_05]: But the, uh, no, you're that's absolutely not true.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was an 11 o'clock.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was, I know for me.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was after 10.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I got to take from him the night before.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is that why I got it?

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, I got both the night before.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: I got what I get Friday and Saturday night.

[SPEAKER_06]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_06]: I get, uh, let's see.

[SPEAKER_06]: All right, uh, Thursday.

[SPEAKER_06]: I got the earliest.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so next one.

[SPEAKER_05]: Here's Dave for 19.

[SPEAKER_05]: What do you?

[SPEAKER_05]: What's your travel date?

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no.

[SPEAKER_05]: I get to see you outside of the memorial Friday at 9 19 PM.

[SPEAKER_05]: bad place tonight.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'll pick you up.

[SPEAKER_05]: He was really gearing up at 919.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's when the planning began.

[SPEAKER_05]: Saturday morning, 830 in the morning.

[SPEAKER_05]: I say, sorry, zoo wiped out last night.

[SPEAKER_05]: Hopefully see you at Jimmy's Saturday night 10 13 PM.

[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_05]: When I got mine.

[SPEAKER_05]: This is the best.

[SPEAKER_05]: This is my favor of the whole weekend.

[SPEAKER_06]: I trust everyone's gone home.

[SPEAKER_05]: Ha ha ha, he wanted, he wanted the party and we're, I'm an old fart.

[SPEAKER_04]: Come on, zoom, get some friends up there.

[SPEAKER_04]: Come on now.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, but you like, but you're sort of like the grand puba of partying.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, come on.

[SPEAKER_05]: But I'm not any more Rob.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's the problem.

[SPEAKER_05]: Your reputation proceeds you though.

[SPEAKER_05]: I can't shake that.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, Jimmy, and then I got my text from Jimmy, which are always, you know.

[SPEAKER_05]: Hey.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, no, Jimmy just thinks that I'm, you know, I'm still the train, right?

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not the same train wreck.

[SPEAKER_05]: Right.

[SPEAKER_05]: Then I was, you know, so different kind of training right now.

[SPEAKER_05]: Saturday, 8 a.m., are you good?

[SPEAKER_05]: Because by 8 a.m., you had made it back to your hotel, right?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: And then I think I called either.

[SPEAKER_05]: He called me or I talked to him.

[SPEAKER_05]: I talked to him.

[SPEAKER_04]: Because the plan, I think when I left, Jimmy's round, round, sort of broad stroke plan was to come back and get you during your back.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_02]: Robin, I left him on seven.

[SPEAKER_02]: And that's when you were heading inside.

[SPEAKER_05]: right and I left and went back to the hotel had something to eat and went beddy by that's that's what I did and I'm you know it was it was a wonderful wonderful time uh and a great celebration of your dad's life and uh you know your mom is so sweet and Kathy uh your your father's wife so sweet with my bonus mom yeah one of my favorite things I said in the ulog it was not scripted is someone said something sort of in the crowd and I said oh yeah all of my

[SPEAKER_04]: Just two of them, but don't think it'll be happening in my memorial.

[SPEAKER_02]: But there was a little high five during that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, two of that.

[SPEAKER_04]: But it's always so cool to me that, you know, they have stayed in close touch since my father passed and they greeted each other with hugs and they call each other.

[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, there are not many memorials where the divorced wife shows up.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's a tribute to both your mom and dad.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it was I do think what we pulled off and I'm not taking credit for it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was, you know, part of the planning, but all the ingredients together came into what if my father had written down in great detail on paper, what he wanted, I think that's what it was.

[SPEAKER_05]: I really, I know you're

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, absolutely.

[SPEAKER_05]: Your dad would have wanted that to have.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I told him.

[SPEAKER_04]: I said in the ulogie, I said, you know, I know that first of all, if he had been there, I would have been very surprised.

[SPEAKER_04]: But if he, if he had helped with the ulogie, he would have cut it.

[SPEAKER_04]: He was a great writer, but I'm no great writer.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I had a lot of things I wanted to say.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I see a big fan of hot dogs because there were so many hot dogs.

[SPEAKER_04]: That was added on after the original proposal because my dad loved hot dogs.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, that was it for my dad.

[SPEAKER_04]: Good.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm glad.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I told you Rob yesterday, but I'll say it here too.

[SPEAKER_02]: I am always impressed with your children.

[SPEAKER_05]: I am too, and I am more impressed with them every time I see them, because they're such sweeties.

[SPEAKER_04]: I couldn't stop as the people say, I couldn't stop kvelling when I looked at them, because they're beautiful children, they're beautiful people, not physically, but just kind of kind kids.

[SPEAKER_04]: They have just a way about them, and they're not extroverted, and they still turned it on and greeted everybody and talked to everybody, and

[SPEAKER_04]: And I saw at least each time one of them was over at the, there's a table of like Bob Chockeys, things that we collected that we've made me think of my dad.

[SPEAKER_04]: And they were explaining them to people that didn't understand.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think a lot of people knew my dad did pottery for years and you didn't notice.

[SPEAKER_04]: And we had so many of his nice pieces there.

[SPEAKER_04]: People, you know, they knew that by the end of the eulogy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, you did.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mentioned him.

[SPEAKER_04]: A lot of people didn't know that he had been a surfer for many, I mean, since he was a kid.

[SPEAKER_05]: I know that now.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, how come?

[SPEAKER_05]: The Eulogy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: A lot of people didn't know that he loved long, long speeches.

[SPEAKER_05]: When you finished?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Which was about ten minutes ago.

[SPEAKER_04]: You wonder why I always late.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's just finishing up the usage.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, when you finished, yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Were you, how long before, how long?

[SPEAKER_05]: All right, between finishing the eulogy and someone may be giving you a little crap because you don't do it at the eulogy.

[SPEAKER_05]: I've been waiting all weekend.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I don't know where you were, I don't know where you were because you were the first person to give me crap as soon as I walked across the beer garden to you Before the length too long.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's the first thing you said But then you said it was beautiful then you said it was great Then you said the hardest words to hear it a thing like that your dad would be proud of you, but then he said so so long

[SPEAKER_02]: I was when to say yeah because at this time you took your shirt off and you weren't just a white t-shirt

[SPEAKER_04]: No, it was a coat not a shirt and if you want, I can draw you a chart to help you figure this will come in handy was your been stuff.

[SPEAKER_04]: You can figure out which item of clothing is each.

[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, I was wearing a coat and I kept the coat until about six, but it was just high.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I realized when I took it off, I was wearing a white D-shirt and black jeans and I really just looked like I was your mom member.

[SPEAKER_05]: This is a different observation.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Um, because I certainly don't want you walking around in the leather Elvis jumpsuit.

[SPEAKER_04]: However, thank you.

[SPEAKER_05]: You, my friend, are now, uh, almost 30 pounds lighter than I am.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: And you have, uh, an opportunity to wear clothing that is not

[SPEAKER_05]: baggy on you.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: But you still choose to wear baggy clothing.

[SPEAKER_05]: You still wear jackets that are too big for you shirts that are too big for you.

[SPEAKER_05]: And you don't need to anymore.

[SPEAKER_05]: The weight that you're at, you could wear more fitted clothing.

[SPEAKER_05]: I said it.

[SPEAKER_05]: I said it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Fed it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Fed

[SPEAKER_04]: That is a great word, isn't it?

[SPEAKER_04]: That was a wonderful Greece man world.

[SPEAKER_04]: I found it, and it was just disgusting in it.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's the last time you were able to wear it, good at clothes.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know that I've ever worn fitted clothes.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, he stopped wearing them in fourth grade.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's really, I mean, if I wore fitted clothes, it would be for other people, not for me.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not out to impress people with my, my, my, my dandy clothing.

[SPEAKER_04]: So I mean, it's fine.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's fine.

[SPEAKER_05]: This is fine, oh, where, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, exactly.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's fine.

[SPEAKER_05]: So besides me was anyone, make a big crew enough to tell you that the ulogie was long, probably not.

[SPEAKER_04]: Really and not until I left there, but when I started to go over the statistics of the length in my head And then people passed and then carry yeah, and the fact that I should have utilized four or five other people that did not make it I'm done the Hollywood real and yeah, and so

[SPEAKER_04]: Um, carry had taped it and I got the actual length of it before I left there and I looked at it and I listened to about 30 seconds of it and I said, Okay, I talked way too long and I talked way too fast because you were nervous and you didn't want to cry and you wanted to get it done.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, great job.

[SPEAKER_04]: The delivery was fantastic.

[SPEAKER_04]: The delivery was called fast.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was too fast.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I'd probably that day, my biggest critic was me.

[SPEAKER_04]: But as the time went on, some people said, you know, you certainly got to everything.

[SPEAKER_04]: Didn't you?

[SPEAKER_04]: I said, yes, I certainly did.

[SPEAKER_04]: But you know what, you only get one chance to utilize your dad.

[SPEAKER_05]: So you don't cut.

[SPEAKER_05]: You don't do it with your copy that you're right for commercials either.

[SPEAKER_05]: You don't do that.

[SPEAKER_05]: You don't like throwing things out.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I mean, what would you, I don't ask you don't tell me what that would throw out.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, what would you have thrown out?

[SPEAKER_05]: I know that's a bit.

[SPEAKER_05]: Which half?

[SPEAKER_05]: The front half.

[SPEAKER_05]: like out to where I would have been to ten minute mark and again no way thrown out the other have had no that's not half that would be a third that would be one third start 20 minutes in throw throw throw out two thirds of it okay all right just between points five and six do at Omaha commercial we're gonna step away for a moment

[SPEAKER_05]: Because Bob loved red meat.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

[SPEAKER_05]: You say this is yes.

[SPEAKER_05]: All I would want would be a hang and, you know, raise your leg for 40 minutes.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: He would want that, but just not there.

[SPEAKER_04]: He right, Mike would want me at home talking about him, but not at the, you'll, and not at the, at the, at the, at the, at the.

[SPEAKER_05]: I would, I, the, no, look.

[SPEAKER_05]: the presentation is the presentation, but as far as the event, yeah, in the planning and and having everybody there and the open bar, I mean, what, what did lovely celebration?

[SPEAKER_05]: It was, it was, it was, it was, somebody says, I want a simple limerick.

[SPEAKER_05]: This is usually, that's fine.

[SPEAKER_04]: there once was a man from nantuck it that's right that's right now we won't do that went anyway it was you know Kathy and I as we did every moment since he was you know still with us we agreed on everything she'd read over the ulogy she liked it and I said should we cut it she says you do whatever you want you're aware she is one of the kindest people you will ever meet

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, she is such a problem.

[SPEAKER_04]: Are you kidding?

[SPEAKER_05]: And I was working with her.

[SPEAKER_05]: Not a day.

[SPEAKER_02]: By the way.

[SPEAKER_05]: I went over to have some time with her and got, you know, you ever really just, and not that I was trying all night long to have a moment with Bob's wife, but when I saw the opportunity said, oh, good.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'd love to chat with her because I like to comfort people in times like this because I've gone through it.

[SPEAKER_05]: And your wife was home and, you know,

[SPEAKER_05]: You waited till we passed.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_05]: Do you ever have what you walk up to some in, then some use, no, I'm not going to get in trouble like that.

[SPEAKER_04]: Go ahead.

[SPEAKER_05]: Say it.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, because it's done by men and women.

[SPEAKER_02]: I guess in my particular case, you could say it doesn't matter.

[SPEAKER_05]: It doesn't matter, but you know what fuck me running.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's done by many more women in my experience than it is by men.

[SPEAKER_05]: Where you're walking your hat, you know, you want to have a conversation, then somebody just explodes into the conversation.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, a dive bond in.

[SPEAKER_04]: They invite them to dominate and then you just solely walk away.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because there's you can't fight that.

[SPEAKER_02]: I definitely did that on Saturday.

[SPEAKER_02]: step away.

[SPEAKER_02]: You step away.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I thought you were the guy that jumped in.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, you were the guy that went.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, when did you when did you who did you step away from?

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know the guy's name.

[SPEAKER_02]: There was one guy who jumped into multiple conversations.

[SPEAKER_05]: Was it Dirk Vastrick?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no.

[SPEAKER_05]: What do you have?

[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, I know we've got other things to discuss.

[SPEAKER_05]: Did you say you had something for me from Dirk?

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, yeah, it is, it is your birthday yesterday or today.

[SPEAKER_02]: We never really know yesterday.

[SPEAKER_03]: yesterday's the day settled on well i mean yesterday's my legal birth that's the one that's on this certificate right June 22nd i got that worked out with the you know with the social community administrative so there we did get a voice mal over on the website from dark here it is nice hey dirtcraster here from spokane i just wanted to put forth a couple of birthday wishes first of all to my good friend Doug Carlson

[SPEAKER_03]: happy birthday on the 21st and to our fearless leader, Michael Marra is birthday 67 on the 22nd of the month and Mike, I have of course a poem for you.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'd like to wish Michael Marra cheer on this birthday that comes once a year.

[SPEAKER_03]: What shall I speak?

[SPEAKER_03]: What shall I say?

[SPEAKER_03]: The

[SPEAKER_03]: Your wits still sparkles your charm still glows as anyone meeting you quickly knows.

[SPEAKER_03]: Though I confess with a sigh and a grin, it's Carlos Good Taste that keeps drawing me in.

[SPEAKER_03]: You've gathered laughter, stories, and friends, and somehow improved as each decade extends.

[SPEAKER_03]: So here's to Good Health, Good Luck, and Good Fun, and may your best adventures still be to come.

[SPEAKER_03]: But if the admiration's a birthday crime, I'll plead quite guilty this one last time.

[SPEAKER_03]: Not for stealing Carla, don't be alarmed.

[SPEAKER_03]: Just admiring the man who keeps her so charmed.

[SPEAKER_03]: Happy birthday, Mike.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I Carla.

[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you, Dirk.

[SPEAKER_04]: Was that a 33-minute voicemail message?

[SPEAKER_04]: How was that?

[SPEAKER_05]: That was not nearly as long as you're eulogy.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I like the fact that Dirk always implies that the only reason that he hasn't stolen Carla is out of respect to you.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like that if you were to lift a finger and go for it, it would be a done deal.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Hope we at Mike's celebration.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, he will be.

[SPEAKER_05]: You know, I hope everybody that was there.

[SPEAKER_04]: I let him out of jail because he's the one that would have killed him.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it was, uh, yeah, uh, happy birthday.

[SPEAKER_05]: My birthday, uh, yesterday.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's so weird this time of year because now that birthday season is over, I don't know when to take down my decorations and I don't hear time.

[SPEAKER_04]: And by the way, Queen.

[SPEAKER_05]: this year, my birthday present came early.

[SPEAKER_05]: One of the greatest gifts I've got.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, I know people feel like some people like coffee, some people don't like it.

[SPEAKER_05]: I got the most amazing coffee maker.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it turns out my mother-in-law and my sister both owned one of these and it was just fantastic.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's not today your mother-in-law's birthday.

[SPEAKER_04]: I see that on Facebook.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think Elinda is, we've said happy birthday to each other yesterday.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: But I think hers is a day after mine.

[SPEAKER_05]: I see.

[SPEAKER_05]: And you know, she's the first one that gave me the cup of coffee.

[SPEAKER_05]: They got me, oh my God, what is this?

[SPEAKER_05]: And then I went and researched it and I said, I'm not going to buy that for myself.

[SPEAKER_05]: But Carla bought it for me.

[SPEAKER_05]: for my birthday right around Father's Day.

[SPEAKER_05]: So it was a Father's Day birthday gift.

[SPEAKER_05]: And thank you, Carla, from the bottom of my heart.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I know that's the rule.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_05]: And that was it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: No.

[SPEAKER_05]: Was it yesterday was?

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I can't you know, but you at least get a happy birthday yesterday.

[SPEAKER_05]: I got a happy birthday from my oldest daughter And that meant a lot to me was inspired text or telephone telephone calls from both telephone calls from both with a like 11.55 at night.

[SPEAKER_05]: It was actually in the evening

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, last evening, but it was actually pretty good, and this is on the heels of me, something I didn't talk about on the air.

[SPEAKER_05]: We could do, we could do a whole, another 30 minutes on this, but I'm not going to.

[SPEAKER_04]: If you want, I could speak.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, please don't.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm the worst father in the world.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm the worst father in the world.

[SPEAKER_04]: Why would you even say that?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I got my reasons, but what do you think of me?

[SPEAKER_05]: June 9th.

[SPEAKER_05]: was, uh, Catherine's birthday, and I forgot.

[SPEAKER_05]: What?

[SPEAKER_05]: I did.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, we don't, we don't communicate.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's also, it's not like you came into town and had notified your other daughter that you weren't down until you were out to dinner.

[SPEAKER_04]: I did that.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that would be a bad father move if you did that.

[SPEAKER_05]: I did that, too, Rob.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_05]: Referring to the fact that I did that, too.

[SPEAKER_04]: But you did invite her to the restaurant in between

[SPEAKER_05]: No, that's a lie.

[SPEAKER_05]: I invited her to Jimmy's for the memorial.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's true, but you would have had her to the Chinese restaurant, too, though.

[SPEAKER_05]: If she was available, she would straight around the corner from there.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: And it was, I don't know if I think it was between the biting my fingernails.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's when I get really stressed.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think it was between the dumpling cores and the second myty cores.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is that you called it?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was between the two myities.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, give between the myities.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because after the second myty was the, did you see my picture?

[SPEAKER_05]: Hey Josh, some might say that a certain person's event took up all of my oxygen.

[SPEAKER_06]: Which would be the truth.

[SPEAKER_05]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's the truth.

[SPEAKER_05]: Someone might say that.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's the truth.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's the truth.

[SPEAKER_02]: You had more time.

[SPEAKER_04]: No.

[SPEAKER_04]: I would be too opposing points, wouldn't it?

[SPEAKER_05]: I know.

[SPEAKER_05]: It was very much in that time of year that I'm usually thinking about other things.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I was making arrangements to come up there and be there for that.

[SPEAKER_05]: I thank God I did.

[SPEAKER_05]: You don't realize until you're at something like that, how much it means to people that you're there, not Rob, but you know, but everybody else that was there.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, that, no, that, that, that.

[SPEAKER_04]: is a lie.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

[SPEAKER_05]: that if there was ever a chance that I wouldn't go to something like that, if I had the opportunity to, you know, how foolish it is to even consider that.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I did.

[SPEAKER_02]: I was wondering.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: With that event, how much, when did you decide to go?

[SPEAKER_02]: Was it when you thought Rob died?

[SPEAKER_02]: Was it that time Rob overslept?

[SPEAKER_02]: No.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're like, oh, I guess I should go.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, time is so fleeting.

[SPEAKER_04]: Life is so fleeting.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, there was one real kicker that would kick me in the

[SPEAKER_05]: We have to take a break.

[SPEAKER_05]: We will have to look through this truth.

[SPEAKER_05]: It is.

[SPEAKER_04]: And we had a great moment after dinner when you pulled up next to me on the Dolls.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, my goodness.

[SPEAKER_05]: Before we go to break, say that that was his star.

[SPEAKER_05]: That wasn't a great.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because I left the restaurant a couple minutes after you I didn't think we'd line up on the tall road and I see a white car Obviously a rental car.

[SPEAKER_04]: One of those beautiful white rental cars zipping up to my right and a And then stop exactly lobster lock step by my car and it's my kitty looks over to

[SPEAKER_04]: And then you're on and I didn't see you again till the next day, but that was a true treat.

[SPEAKER_04]: I promise you that.

[SPEAKER_05]: Good dives.

[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[SPEAKER_05]: We will take a break.

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[SPEAKER_05]: I just was reading in our comments that, you know, somebody was talking about oxygen.

[SPEAKER_05]: Speaking of, actually, you see Rod Stewart almost collapsed in concert the other day and so we received an oxygen.

[SPEAKER_05]: We'll have that in cool video today.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, okay, very cool.

[SPEAKER_05]: I didn't know that.

[SPEAKER_05]: Alright, hit the music slim.

[SPEAKER_05]: Let's get started with our children.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's amazing because he's so young.

[SPEAKER_05]: I love me the rod Stewart.

[SPEAKER_05]: We start today with the President Trump holding firm this morning saying that keeping Iran away from nuclear weapons is worth any global economic pain, but while U.S. and Iranian officials haggle over finishing a peace deal to open back up the straight of Hormuz.

[SPEAKER_06]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_05]: Israel's military says not so fast.

[SPEAKER_05]: They plan to stay in southern Lebanon, putting a major damper on hope for a long-term ceasefire.

[SPEAKER_05]: Isn't that wonder?

[SPEAKER_05]: They promised to only stay the length of one urology.

[SPEAKER_05]: My god, they're gonna be there forever!

[SPEAKER_05]: The music world morning today, a true titan, I've impersonated this man forever, and he really

[SPEAKER_05]: club Davis did you ever meet him because I know you when you were a record guy you were early on with the Whitney Houston album never never never certainly was involved and did business with many of the people that were for club Davis including an old program director Matt Farber.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, that's right.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, for Clive Davis.

[SPEAKER_05]: He passed away Monday at his New York home.

[SPEAKER_05]: He practically shaped the soundtrack of our lives.

[SPEAKER_05]: He personally discovered and launched iconic careers for superstars like Rob mentioned with Neuston, Janice, Joplin, Bruce Springsteen and Alicia Keys, you know, he will be missed.

[SPEAKER_05]: And he was a mogul, he really was.

[SPEAKER_06]: You always had that web being missed the cool too.

[SPEAKER_04]: And yet his famous Grammys party every year that was the ticket to have some day, Mike, I would love to do a vignette in heaven.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you can be Clive Davis and I can be Neil Sedaka.

[SPEAKER_06]: Hello, Rob.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hi, this is Neil Sedaka.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm so sorry you died.

[SPEAKER_06]: This is Clive, this is, I'm gonna have it right now looking down on you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Have you signed anybody up there, Clive?

[SPEAKER_06]: I've signed with me the first one that I did.

[SPEAKER_06]: You're reconciled.

[SPEAKER_06]: Recently, yes, that's fun.

[SPEAKER_04]: Because when people die, you don't have them under contract anymore.

[SPEAKER_06]: No, we're going to sign you to do Eulogy's on vinyl, but unfortunately we didn't.

[SPEAKER_06]: We didn't have the vines.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is Janis job on up there?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, he's gone.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, and we'll talk to him again.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's gone.

[SPEAKER_05]: What a shame that is.

[SPEAKER_05]: Ten of thousands of protesters in Albania totally flooded the streets overnight in what they are calling the Flamingo Revolution.

[SPEAKER_05]: the angry crowds are crying foul over claims of government corruption tied to a massive four billion dollar luxury eco resort backed by vanka Trump and Jared Kushner.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's why they were protesting.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: So I don't have any further details on this story, but they're not happy about it.

[SPEAKER_05]: I guess they don't want it.

[SPEAKER_05]: They think it's corrupt.

[SPEAKER_05]: to probably is and I can't imagine I mean the family's got a great reputation yeah I don't know what it's going to be called uh but uh you know I know Robbs Puyag is going to speak at the opening yeah it's a call back without a real call back I had no reason to do that call back but I did it anyway it's important that we keep that joke alive I like it yes that's right uh oh Clive yes what can we do for you Clive is there anything else?

[SPEAKER_06]: Yes, I just wanted to say a muzzle-toff and show them to you up really time of morning.

[SPEAKER_04]: What language is that that's You get it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, Clive.

[SPEAKER_04]: Godspeed.

[SPEAKER_04]: Goodbye.

[SPEAKER_04]: Goodbye then You know what if I had Clive back I would say to him hello, do Take it off

[SPEAKER_05]: uh... all right now i i want to discuss this because i think that when you're when you're in the heat of battle and people giving you a hard time i think sometimes you can be too hard on the person you tell me we're fat guys rob we don't have the decision on this right Josh you can weigh into rory macarois in the hot seat online after getting into it with a heckler during the u.s. opens final route in

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, that's why he likes playing there.

[SPEAKER_05]: Shinnacock Hills, after a fan yelled at him to get in the bunker.

[SPEAKER_05]: So I guess, uh, Rory hit a shot, written against him.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, the fan said, get in the bunker.

[SPEAKER_05]: Right.

[SPEAKER_05]: Macaroi, I didn't see the video of this.

[SPEAKER_05]: Macaroi taunted them, uh, right on camera with a dissatisfied gesture aimed at the heckler's belly.

[SPEAKER_05]: Now, this has, uh,

[SPEAKER_04]: You're making dissatisfied gesture Mike, it's just so soft the language.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what he did to the point to do a Santa grab like this or maybe I think you know, whatever it was, it wasn't satisfied.

[SPEAKER_04]: It was dissatisfied.

[SPEAKER_05]: It sparked a major backlash for fat shaming.

[SPEAKER_05]: But if you're fat, it's not fat shaming if you're in an altercation, essentially, with

[SPEAKER_04]: He began it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, and if he said, you know what, not only is it rude, it is against the rules, how about be that person at a golf tournament?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, how about we take a look in the side for ourselves?

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, let's see what it looks like.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, here we go.

[SPEAKER_02]: This is Roy Raff.

[SPEAKER_02]: Get it with us.

[SPEAKER_07]: Get it with us.

[SPEAKER_07]: Get it with us.

[SPEAKER_07]: Fuck it.

[SPEAKER_07]: Get it with us.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, he's drunk too.

[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_07]: I hope he lives there today.

[SPEAKER_07]: It's not rude.

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[SPEAKER_05]: There is a movie.

[SPEAKER_05]: A famous movie, a Academy Award-winning movie called There Will Be Blood.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, Daniel Day Lewis, a phenomenal film.

[SPEAKER_05]: There's a scene where he is forced to confess to the Lord Almighty and he's up on the altar.

[SPEAKER_05]: And the, I'm trying to think of Paul Dano, Dano, I think.

[SPEAKER_05]: that is the actor playing the minister is making him say you've abandoned your child.

[SPEAKER_05]: You've abandoned my child.

[SPEAKER_05]: And so Daniel DeLouis in his Daniel DeLouis manner.

[SPEAKER_05]: I have abandoned my child.

[SPEAKER_05]: I've abandoned my child and I one of the one of the teafs.

[SPEAKER_05]: One of the golf tournaments the guy hits the ball and you're in this guy go.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sending my child.

[SPEAKER_05]: And if you don't know the movie, you're screwed, but all my god, it was fantastic.

[SPEAKER_05]: So the verdict on this fat shaming, uh, not guilty.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, absolutely.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I've got nothing for against Rory McElroy, but I think he's absolutely okay in what he did.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's funny and the guy sounded absolutely awesome is he was having one drink with every egg salad sandwich Let me ask this question.

[SPEAKER_05]: Who is drunkard that guy heckling Roy Mac or me at the end of your father's memorial?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well at at the very end of it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Give me a time like six o'clock sure 630.

[SPEAKER_04]: How about 630 that's when you told my father to get into his grave I don't even know what that man

[SPEAKER_04]: I have abandoned my child you have abandoned your child Oh, here is here is that clip.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, this is really good

[SPEAKER_05]: That's a thinking man's heckle.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's what I like about that.

[SPEAKER_05]: Man's heckle.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's what makes it absolutely beautiful.

[SPEAKER_05]: And knock the earphone out of my head.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's fine, that's good.

[SPEAKER_04]: You have a band in your earphone.

[SPEAKER_05]: I have a band in my earphone.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Now, I don't believe any one of us even Mr. Soroka, what would be me?

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[SPEAKER_05]: I've re-empted.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I did my beard once with both the sponsors, so I did my beard for years, I used that.

[SPEAKER_05]: Health and medical researchers just dropped a new study on regenerating the cellular stem cells lost to aging.

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[SPEAKER_05]: it's that that you think so you could be gray and all of a sudden it would start growing brown again yeah once again short time of detail phrase you know sometimes all include the details sometimes I won't but I I edit the news sure

[SPEAKER_04]: Otherwise how long would it be?

[SPEAKER_04]: It's 33 minutes.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I have to stop with the call.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, I think they're getting better.

[SPEAKER_05]: Finally today.

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[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Walked into their master bedroom yesterday.

[SPEAKER_05]: Only to find a massive male kangaroo.

[SPEAKER_05]: Completely passed out cold on the mattress.

[SPEAKER_05]: Mike, it might have been massive.

[SPEAKER_05]: But was it fated?

[SPEAKER_05]: Fated?

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, in life officials revealed the marsupial broke through a screen door, ravaged a fruple, chugged a left out of the refrigerator bottle of fermented cider and decided to sleep it off.

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[SPEAKER_05]: We can save that for yesterday, but it was a home run.

[SPEAKER_04]: can save it because you created it yesterday.

[SPEAKER_05]: I was talking about a tomorrow on the show.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: That makes more sense.

[SPEAKER_05]: But I will say to you that I truly hit a home run.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I did it on my very own birthday.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's right.

[SPEAKER_05]: I cooked for my family on my birthday.

[SPEAKER_05]: Did you cook on Father's Day?

[UNKNOWN]: I don't remember.

[SPEAKER_04]: I got, for probably in five or six years, the most expensive gift Carrie has gotten me for five days.

[SPEAKER_04]: I got this year.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was shocked.

[SPEAKER_04]: She bought four stakes.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no.

[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, really nice ones.

[SPEAKER_05]: And when she did use all the ones from Omaha already?

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: But the thing about the stakes is that she says, these were a lot.

[SPEAKER_04]: I said, I know they're going to be great.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't trust me or Robert cooking them, you need to cook them because I'm not going to waste this kind of money.

[SPEAKER_04]: It is a nice feeling.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's a good thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: It is.

[SPEAKER_04]: It is sensational.

[SPEAKER_04]: But you know, it's funny that that would be the most costly gift you would get for Father's Day is meat.

[SPEAKER_05]: Let me be done with my birthday discussions simply by going through the checklist.

[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[SPEAKER_05]: Let me see a happy birthday from the family.

[SPEAKER_05]: that's nice got those uh happy birthday from uh people at the memorial service yes very grateful for that that's nice birthday greetings online from friends yes got some of those birthday card no well dark sent me a birthday card so I did get a birthday card rest of the family not a birthday card you know I know they were combined for your gifts

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't believe I did.

[SPEAKER_05]: I got one.

[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, let me see birthday cake.

[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: No.

[SPEAKER_05]: No.

[SPEAKER_04]: No.

[SPEAKER_05]: No birthday cake.

[SPEAKER_05]: Not even a cup cake.

[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you love cake.

[SPEAKER_05]: Not even a candy bar.

[SPEAKER_04]: Not even.

[SPEAKER_05]: I had a dip cone at a direct queen by myself and myself and my son.

[SPEAKER_05]: You abandoned your cake.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_02]: I thought Saturday, Shindig was proposed.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was a combo party.

[SPEAKER_02]: for your role in Bob's teleprotein.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah it was Bob and father's day and Mike's birthday.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a bulldog at once.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's bullshed.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, because after you left I sang a happy birthday to you and it only took 80 minutes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you were still there, you just don't remember.

[SPEAKER_04]: A lot of verses.

[SPEAKER_05]: All right, let's go through the what I got when I didn't get a birthday.

[SPEAKER_05]: Speeding ticket?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, got a speeding ticket.

[SPEAKER_05]: How fast and what zone way over the speed limit in a 45 mile an hour zone got stopped.

[SPEAKER_05]: I wanted to fancy dodge challenger, uh, you know, police cars.

[SPEAKER_04]: Did you say hi officer, I used to drive a car just like that.

[SPEAKER_05]: This I did later on after he after he knocked it down just a little bit.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I still got three points on my license, though.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's a lot.

[SPEAKER_05]: 165 dollar fine.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's still too far.

[SPEAKER_02]: How many points can you get?

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_05]: What is the maximum fine?

[SPEAKER_05]: You look it up.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's what you do.

[SPEAKER_05]: Look up how many what's the maximum amount of points you can get before you lose your license before it's suspension.

[SPEAKER_05]: And then I have another little John Law story just to the kicker for my birthday.

[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: I got three points.

[SPEAKER_05]: They say I can go to school.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to go.

[SPEAKER_05]: Or maybe do the school online.

[SPEAKER_02]: 12 points within 12 months and you lose it for 30 days.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to school.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'll just drive better.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, you should go to this school.

[SPEAKER_04]: Think of that.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's like free by an inch.

[SPEAKER_04]: And sometimes they're fun.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, who used to teach traffic school?

[SPEAKER_05]: Who?

[SPEAKER_04]: Rob Mer.

[SPEAKER_05]: really and he made it funny so he said so I don't think so I don't think so so I could teach him to take a long time Michael my birthday was yesterday yesterday Michael has a baseball camp he's going to baseball camp and he loaned or maybe rented for $20 his new e-bike to his buddy

[SPEAKER_05]: uh... and as she's driving out of the community she sees g.o.

[SPEAKER_05]: another kid and both of their parents on the side of the community entrance with john law

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, no, she pulled around, got right over there to find out what was going on apparently.

[SPEAKER_05]: The boys are getting a talking to about the e-bikes and what you can and can I cannot do with a, this is, by the way, this is two interactions with the law on the same day on my birthday.

[SPEAKER_05]: My wife had one and I had the other stuff.

[SPEAKER_02]: Almost like your cursing.

[SPEAKER_02]: I, I want to talk more to these kids on e-bikes because they're out of control.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, here's the great news as Carla is wrapping up with this officer says by the way, if you're son, if you would like, I have an early morning shift.

[SPEAKER_05]: I can come by your house at 730 in the morning and talk to your son before he goes to baseball camp and or that words to that effect.

[SPEAKER_05]: And Carla says, yeah, that would be fine.

[SPEAKER_05]: So I picked Mike a lot.

[SPEAKER_05]: And I tell him that his buddies got pulled over.

[SPEAKER_05]: He person to tears because he thinks he's going to lose the bike.

[SPEAKER_05]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_05]: So he's like, yeah, I said, don't get climbing off the ledge.

[SPEAKER_05]: You're not getting it.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's not getting it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is he trying because he thought that the bike was being impattered or is he crying?

[SPEAKER_04]: Because he now he won't get the rental money.

[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, that's when you tell it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Just tell him.

[SPEAKER_02]: the bikes are getting impounded.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're going to be here at 730 to pick you up.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, what I said was a police officer's coming over to explain what the law is when it concerns your e-bike and he will be there at 730.

[SPEAKER_05]: He by the way, his friend pulled a little dick-a-lick with him as far as not getting him the 20 that he owed him.

[SPEAKER_05]: And that made Michael even more stressed out after he came by, but he finally got the 20 last evening.

[SPEAKER_05]: Did they?

[SPEAKER_04]: Police admit at any point revealed to you what G.O.

[SPEAKER_04]: did that was not legal?

[SPEAKER_05]: No, because Carla wasn't there.

[SPEAKER_05]: I wasn't there.

[SPEAKER_05]: And we didn't know it.

[SPEAKER_05]: I might have asked him this morning, but who had stood up by the police officer at 730 in the morning?

[SPEAKER_02]: We were.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna assume he had better things to do like you'll rest some guy.

[SPEAKER_04]: I suppose there might have been a heinous crime taking I'm going to assume that when he volunteered he'd had a couple drinks In uniform and it happens to anybody.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean like if you in the pants.

[SPEAKER_02]: I could come by and talk to him And there's some 30 also he offered this to Carla not to you

[SPEAKER_02]: He did, yeah, and that's a little bit.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I got to come by with my gun.

[SPEAKER_05]: Anyway, that's it.

[SPEAKER_04]: So, Josh, our name, our name, blackheads are messed up again on the things.

[SPEAKER_05]: So people are thinking, I'm Rob's B-Wax.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hi, I'm Michael Marra.

[SPEAKER_05]: Very good.

[SPEAKER_05]: We will take this little step out here and then when we come back, we're going to talk about Rob's favorite restaurant.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's not my favorite at all.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, I like to say restaurant.

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[SPEAKER_05]: You had mentioned that you had some sort of issue with the very successful fast food chain.

[SPEAKER_05]: Chick-fil.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm Chick-fil-A.

[SPEAKER_04]: I go there every Sunday.

[SPEAKER_04]: I hate them for many reasons because they're closed on Sundays.

[SPEAKER_04]: One of the reasons is, and you know what, I'll give them their their props.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're frosted lemonade, their frosted coles, their delicious.

[SPEAKER_04]: Their chicken sandwich is great.

[SPEAKER_04]: Not wait in line for 20 minutes great, but it's great.

[SPEAKER_04]: And the fact that they're overly polite to a point that it feels like you're in a

[SPEAKER_04]: They ruined a parking lot in my neighborhood by building in the middle of a parking lot that was perfectly adequate and also Mike you have to agree with me.

[SPEAKER_04]: They're good, but they're overreased.

[SPEAKER_04]: Come on.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's too much.

[SPEAKER_05]: I, you are preaching to a man who agrees with you.

[SPEAKER_05]: I agree agree.

[SPEAKER_05]: Fastly overrated for the amount of business.

[SPEAKER_05]: compared to the amount of quality, I say nay.

[SPEAKER_05]: Two here, two here, two here, here, here, here, here.

[SPEAKER_05]: Here, I'll do even one, I'll do even one better.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: You know what I say to that?

[SPEAKER_05]: What?

[SPEAKER_05]: I say, hawk to a, oh, you got to spit on that thing.

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[SPEAKER_02]: I think they are more consistent than the other fast food restaurant.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yep, every time we're going to wait in a really long line.

[SPEAKER_02]: Rob, this parker is simply...

[SPEAKER_02]: This parker not that they ruined.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Is it Costco?

[SPEAKER_02]: Listen, let's move on.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[SPEAKER_05]: was the Chick-fil-A in existence before this week?

[SPEAKER_04]: No, they built a building where there was no building.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's bad.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and then you think that's bad.

[SPEAKER_04]: Then they put in a crumble and a pandex press.

[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, what the hell are they doing?

[SPEAKER_04]: Pandex is, yeah, that's true, my pandex press.

[SPEAKER_05]: Josh, you talked right over my favorite line.

[SPEAKER_05]: Well, then do it again.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, it's your show.

[SPEAKER_05]: All right, well, then if we're gonna do it again or Josh just ask me where are we going?

[SPEAKER_05]: Where are we going?

[SPEAKER_05]: Panda Express bitches.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, woo!

[SPEAKER_04]: Said by overweight children, it hangs in a million ones.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm not fat shaming them.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not at all.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not at all.

[SPEAKER_07]: Somebody that story last week.

[SPEAKER_05]: Did you really?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, I did.

[SPEAKER_05]: I love that story.

[SPEAKER_05]: You told the story.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Years ago,

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't see that place anymore without saying at least in my mind.

[SPEAKER_05]: Pan express bitches.

[SPEAKER_04]: Every time I post a picture from King's Dominion, which is often and it has a pan to express in the background, someone will photoshop bitches on it.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I love it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I love it.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think it's gone.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think they replaced it with the grain and grill bitches, but we'll have to see that on their national street.

[SPEAKER_04]: What's the interest?

[SPEAKER_04]: Are you familiar with the ratings that they do every year?

[SPEAKER_04]: It's called the American Consumer Satisfaction Index, which is the ACSI, and it rates the best in different genres of food.

[SPEAKER_04]: For over five years,

[SPEAKER_04]: Chick-fil-A has been number one.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'm sorry to say that this year, they got edged out.

[SPEAKER_04]: Awesome, who did it?

[SPEAKER_04]: You see Jersey Mike's believe it or not.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, on everything customer satisfaction and you know what I buy it except for the fact Jersey Mike's price has Trippled it seemed in the past five years.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I can't give them my un and Robin.

[SPEAKER_05]: I are agreeing a lot on the show today Yeah, I can't give them my unequivocal support based on the price point and I think everybody in America knows when I'm talking about that You want Jersey Mike's tonight.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but it's so goddamnic

[SPEAKER_04]: And you know what it's even if you get like the littlest thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's still like 10 bucks.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're great not to pay for all that shredded lettuce Are you a fan Josh?

[SPEAKER_05]: Do you go to the Jersey Mike's it's that my top sub-shops?

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's by far as far as James go.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's by far my top.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's like three or four in chains.

[SPEAKER_02]: What do you what do you put a bit I think fire houses by top?

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, here are the top four sandwich spots, according to this consumer rating.

[SPEAKER_04]: Jersey Mike's at number one, Jimmy John's followed by subways and I don't know if I- Jersey Mike's is number one, Jimmy John's is number two.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yep, subway at number three, which is a travesty because subways not great and then Arby's.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now, I'll give Jimmy John's credit because for a while, they were making a sandwich on a dill pickle.

[SPEAKER_04]: Can I throw out was great?

[SPEAKER_05]: Can I throw a wild card in here?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, we're Jason's deli on this.

[SPEAKER_05]: I don't see it.

[SPEAKER_05]: It didn't make the top five and Arby shouldn't be on this list.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, it shouldn't.

[SPEAKER_04]: But that's the satisfaction.

[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know who did the quality classifications.

[SPEAKER_05]: And Jimmy John guy didn't he go out and like, uh, No, that's pop a John.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's pop a John.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, no, Jimmy John went out and murdered, uh, endangered species and stuff like that.

[SPEAKER_05]: and put them in the sandwich.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, no, no, no, he went out for rhinos.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, he went out for fucking rhinos.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I did not know that.

[SPEAKER_04]: He murdered rhinos, Rob.

[SPEAKER_04]: I did not know.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, don't look at me to defend him.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm all Jersey mine.

[SPEAKER_05]: Can you really what a dick that guy is, though?

[SPEAKER_05]: Can you imagine what kind of, what kind of stuff is a pretty good?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Good luck.

[SPEAKER_05]: What's the best?

[SPEAKER_05]: But what kind of fucker, you know, you got all that money and you go over and you're going to get you nut by going out and blowing away a hippo you prick.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, so yeah, we're against that then, but Jersey Mike still number one, no hippo skill, top five chicken spots.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you want to guess what's the top chicken spots?

[SPEAKER_04]: I will throw this guess and I will say this because they got knocked down.

[SPEAKER_04]: Chick-fil-A is still number one.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I'm looking for the other four chickens.

[SPEAKER_05]: I will throw in a newcomer.

[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[SPEAKER_05]: That my son is two of them.

[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[SPEAKER_05]: Two newcomers, uh, raising cane.

[SPEAKER_05]: Raising canes at number three, Mike.

[SPEAKER_04]: Very good.

[SPEAKER_05]: And the next one that he is all gone off.

[SPEAKER_05]: Not big enough yet.

[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, not big enough.

[SPEAKER_05]: You're probably right.

[SPEAKER_05]: Dave's hot chicken.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, it did not make the list where it is Popeyes Popeyes at number five.

[SPEAKER_04]: I would probably give them number one I think Popeyes at least mine here is very consistent number five Popeyes number four wing stop number three raising canes and then number four Of course KFC KFC what is number two number two KFC and the Chick-fil-A at number top Mike the top five number number one at the top.

[SPEAKER_04]: I should say yes

[SPEAKER_04]: You're a number top.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're a number top.

[SPEAKER_04]: Top five burgers both like number two culvers number two in the country I think they're commercials.

[SPEAKER_05]: Why but I consider this big over fed Midwestern fuck that comes out there And he's just doing this, you know, we give it would love and care and then and they're the ones that by the way Rob frozen in he did is he gone maybe I come back

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, try try to come back.

[SPEAKER_05]: The thing, uh, I like Colvers.

[SPEAKER_05]: Lock Robster is in the stream today.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm in the audio.

[SPEAKER_04]: Do you hear me now?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Just audio only.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: Um, go ahead.

[SPEAKER_05]: Just do.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: And my top burger spots other than Colvers.

[SPEAKER_04]: Wait, hold on for a second.

[SPEAKER_05]: Lock Robster's back.

[SPEAKER_05]: Um, the thing about that I don't like is that I blame Colvers.

[SPEAKER_05]: for the parking lot, locations where you pull up, give your fast food order, because essentially it's fast food burgers, and they make you go park somewhere.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they put the sticker on your mirror.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they started that bullshit.

[SPEAKER_04]: And you know what, it's not like it used to be, it used to be at McDonald's, I could say, and I did many times.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'll just wait here.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, and by the way, Bruins rules, uh, not a fan of wingstop, me too.

[SPEAKER_05]: We made the Michael loves it.

[SPEAKER_05]: I think it's nastiness.

[SPEAKER_05]: It is horrible.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's horrible.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, gross.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: At Mike, do you want to guess any of the of the top five burger spots other than Culver's.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's four more.

[SPEAKER_04]: Culver's is number one.

[SPEAKER_04]: Number number two.

[SPEAKER_04]: Number two for Culver's.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, number one would probably have to be McDonald's.

[SPEAKER_04]: McDonald's didn't make any.

[SPEAKER_04]: Top 10 list.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay, go anywhere.

[SPEAKER_02]: I like Wendy's.

[SPEAKER_04]: I do too, Wendy's at number four.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, it's funny when we want him to participate.

[SPEAKER_05]: When we want him to slow down, when we want him to slow down, because he's like excited, we can grab that.

[SPEAKER_05]: He is not as into the, he has never been into a discussion as much as he's into this one right now.

[SPEAKER_05]: If something I know.

[SPEAKER_02]: You want to talk or else baseball, I'm not screwed.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've got you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so we've got for customer satisfaction index number two is callvers number four is Wendy's I still need three more.

[SPEAKER_02]: Let Josh take it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry, and I don't know if I qualify as a fast food.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but this is burgers exclusively top five burger spots Five guys five guys at number five absolutely my good job

[SPEAKER_04]: Josh, that leaves us at number one and number three.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's available.

[SPEAKER_02]: I hope Burger King is not on there.

[SPEAKER_04]: I was absolutely horrified that Burger King is number one.

[SPEAKER_04]: Number one.

[SPEAKER_05]: If you find yourself a clean new fresh Burger King.

[SPEAKER_04]: And at number three, we have a sonic, sonic, and I'm just ready to go boom now Mike's I have here overrated just to go quickly.

[SPEAKER_04]: I want do you have your ding in your buzzer?

[SPEAKER_04]: I want to know which of these you agree with.

[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[SPEAKER_05]: I got it here.

[SPEAKER_04]: These I believe are the top 15 full service restaurants and you can agree or disagree as I move down I'll start at the bottom with a consumer satisfaction of 72 percent.

[SPEAKER_07]: All right.

[SPEAKER_04]: First watch

[SPEAKER_05]: Regional I like it overrated expensive fucking breakfast.

[SPEAKER_04]: These are full service restaurants, Mike.

[SPEAKER_05]: I hot Denies

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh boy, that's hit or I'm torn though.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm torn down.

[SPEAKER_04]: Boons over my hammy.

[SPEAKER_05]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_05]: I will tell you something.

[SPEAKER_05]: The band used to go there all the time.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm given it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: Especially two a.m. Two a.m.

[SPEAKER_05]: There's nothing better.

[SPEAKER_04]: Red Robin.

[SPEAKER_04]: Red Robin.

[SPEAKER_04]: Solid.

[SPEAKER_04]: Joint.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: If you go get the burger with the fried egg on it, you will not look back.

[SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's Rob.

[SPEAKER_05]: That buzzer was me.

[SPEAKER_04]: Red lobster.

[SPEAKER_05]: Hold on.

[SPEAKER_05]: I got another one for you.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: Hold on.

[SPEAKER_05]: I got it here.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's somewhere.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's when the, what was the burger you said?

[SPEAKER_04]: You recommended, but it was a cheeseburger with a fried egg on top of it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Found my son to fix.

[SPEAKER_06]: There it is.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: But I think like someone who's never had a burger with a bit and with an egg on it.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's red lobster.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, that's a big no no.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_05]: And also going to hold on ridiculously overpriced.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I think we're all going to agree on this one, Buffalo Wild Wings.

[SPEAKER_02]: I like Buffalo Wild Wings.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, you know what though?

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a trap-up of the other Wings place.

[SPEAKER_05]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_05]: It is a step above Wingstop.

[SPEAKER_05]: He's right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Give a war off spoil.

[SPEAKER_04]: And we were just a Jimmy's.

[SPEAKER_05]: But if you eat those wings and play this in Germany, but you can't get that everywhere.

[SPEAKER_05]: If you come down to the southwest Florida area,

[SPEAKER_05]: I urge you to go to my favorite dive bar, which is Buffalo chips.

[SPEAKER_05]: Great.

[SPEAKER_05]: And they have the best wings and if you're in Northern Virginia, go to Jimmy's Old Town Tavern.

[SPEAKER_05]: They still have the best ones, you know?

[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, how about the cheese cake factory?

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god, absolutely not you want to talk about ridiculously overbreak how about Josh likes it I like the choices he's Jai suburban is one meal.

[SPEAKER_02]: I like from the cheesecake factory that I get every time which is there like barbecue chicken salad That's what I get there with so it doesn't get all the skittles and coconut.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's great.

[SPEAKER_04]: Outback steakhouse Mike

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, absolutely not.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think for the, I think for the price, it's a good place if you look at me.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, go to Longhorn.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, well, Mike, stick around.

[SPEAKER_04]: Golden corral.

[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, if you want to be fed like, uh, livestock is fed prior to their execution.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, my chileves, chileves solid performer always has been always a solid go to chileves and cheap tied with chileves like tied with chileves cracker barrel cracker barrel okay

[SPEAKER_05]: Cracker barrel.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes, but let me just say this how about a little less time keeping that wonderful little gift shop clean and a little more time keeping your dining room clean Mike, because it's all about slow service to keep you in the gift shop.

[SPEAKER_05]: However, they did go back to making their pancakes larger at Cracker barrel, the customers yelled and the blueberry pancakes at Cracker barrel with a little butter crust on the outside.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, the crispy pancakes.

[SPEAKER_04]: So he said, who wrote this with his Charlie and I like the fact that the Cracker Braille has put Mike back in the logo out front.

[SPEAKER_04]: We have now reached the top four restaurants, according to customer satisfaction.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm ready.

[SPEAKER_04]: Apple D's.

[SPEAKER_05]: Horrible.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I use it as a punchline.

[SPEAKER_05]: I can't even be absolutely not a fan.

[SPEAKER_04]: Olive Garden.

[SPEAKER_02]: didn't know they were still around.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think the reason is is that people that go to all of garden are going to get exactly what they expect and therefore they're satisfied.

[SPEAKER_05]: Tomato products out of a can.

[SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.

[SPEAKER_04]: Number two, Mike, I hold in my hand the number two most satisfying restaurant, Texas Roadhouse.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'll give Texas Roadhouse a thumbs up because it's a go-to.

[SPEAKER_05]: At number one, you don't think so, Josh?

[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no.

[SPEAKER_02]: The biscuits alone is worth giving it a thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, they're not biscuits.

[SPEAKER_02]: Those rolls, rolls, sorry.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, at number one.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a great show, isn't it?

[SPEAKER_04]: Just edging out Texas Roadhouse.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Let's hear it for long horns take house long horns take house.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's your place.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and there you go Went like a couple of weeks ago, and it's the first casual dining.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's it's fantastic forever been in your face Chick-fil-A you suck That's it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Thank you Rob.

[SPEAKER_05]: We appreciate that that was a great great little segment when a little longer than I would have liked I tried to keep it under ten minutes

[SPEAKER_05]: Hey everybody, look at the calendar.

[SPEAKER_05]: It's the official start of the T.M.O.S.

[SPEAKER_05]: No Bummer Summer.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_05]: That means it's the return of an hour under the tower.

[SPEAKER_04]: I can't wait!

[SPEAKER_05]: Rob's B-Wack and Josh Soroka, Saturday, June 27th.

[SPEAKER_05]: My God, that's this Saturday.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's this Saturday.

[SPEAKER_04]: Get a full tank of gas and be ready.

[SPEAKER_04]: If you're going to be there for rope drop, you've got to be ready to go.

[SPEAKER_05]: precisely 12 noon, Rob and Josh are going to have a meetup.

[SPEAKER_05]: Where you might ask, I'll tell you where it's at the Eiffel Tower in Dozwell, Virginia.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's right, not Richmond.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, Dozwell.

[SPEAKER_05]: 20 miles north of Richmond, like Kings Dominion is the place to be.

[SPEAKER_05]: That's the place to be.

[SPEAKER_05]: to hang with Robin Josh.

[SPEAKER_05]: They will meet you.

[SPEAKER_05]: They will greet you.

[SPEAKER_05]: Plus, one lucky listener will win a King's Dominion family fun pack.

[SPEAKER_05]: Stroke.

[SPEAKER_05]: Four tickets and parking for any day this summer.

[SPEAKER_05]: Good luck.

[SPEAKER_05]: Afterwards,

[SPEAKER_05]: We'll all hit the park.

[SPEAKER_05]: They will.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm not going to be there.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, you know, well, is going to be there.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's my son Robert.

[SPEAKER_05]: Robert will be there.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: You will all be living like kings.

[SPEAKER_05]: Get it.

[SPEAKER_05]: Saturday, June 27th under the iPhone tower right at the end of International Street or will you feel Cosmopolitan with you?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, all cultures are ready.

[SPEAKER_05]: Presented Kings Dominions located at 1600 on sorry 16000 please might get it right theme park way Dozwell and is easily accessible via interstate 95 just use your turn What's that It's a right exit judge

[SPEAKER_05]: just use your turns he's got to do it it's an hour under the tower right on Mike I mean skipping with that one has an ambassador to Kingston and you and I hope to see everybody there hey I like that some beautiful video Jerry time

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, where shall we begin?

[SPEAKER_04]: I think Rod Stewart is because it was mentioned earlier.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, past out or something, right?

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, here's the thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: He didn't, I think he felt it coming on now.

[SPEAKER_04]: Great song of his.

[SPEAKER_04]: And Josh, you might even know it if you heard it.

[SPEAKER_04]: The song Young Turks.

[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_04]: Young Turks are free.

[SPEAKER_05]: He didn't have any.

[SPEAKER_05]: He never made me young hearts actually.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's not young Turks.

[SPEAKER_04]: So that's the name of the song.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's not the lyric.

[SPEAKER_04]: But anyway, this is actually during a concert.

[SPEAKER_04]: This is Rod Stewart.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's already leaning on the drum riser.

[SPEAKER_07]: He's still shaking the legs.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: He brings a roadie out.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's a roadie in message.

[SPEAKER_04]: Here comes the lady with the oxygen tank.

[SPEAKER_02]: You got to take a few hits on oxygen off the mass.

[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe it's just helium to hit the high note.

[SPEAKER_02]: Is he still smoking or vaping or did I don't know?

[SPEAKER_05]: I can't answer that.

[SPEAKER_04]: But he's taken a few big gobs of air.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is it super hot there probably it is very hot You know, I was playing golf today boys Oh, and he's he's done he's got his oxygen Take a break He looks good He does he does But he thinks he leaves it.

[SPEAKER_04]: He says and the show must go on.

[SPEAKER_04]: He didn't even make a big deal about you

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, good for his thoughts, yeah, I mean just like Rob and his inhaler on Saturday.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I did it before and I didn't need it.

[SPEAKER_02]: You did a big, big poll.

[SPEAKER_04]: Did I put the way?

[SPEAKER_04]: You're all right.

[SPEAKER_04]: Are you okay with your lungs and all that?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Is everything okay?

[SPEAKER_04]: Why don't you, why don't you dazzled by my lung?

[SPEAKER_05]: I was dazzled by your overall physical condition to be perfectly honest with you.

[SPEAKER_05]: I told Josh is that he looks great.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well thank you very kindly.

[SPEAKER_04]: He does.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, when you think of the people that are really sort of bottom-achieving, Saturday night live, regulars, I think it doesn't take you long to get to Rachel Dratch.

[SPEAKER_04]: She got chosen.

[SPEAKER_04]: Debbie Downer.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's her thing.

[SPEAKER_04]: And she got chosen to do the commencement address at Dartmouth University.

[SPEAKER_04]: She kept it at 20 minutes, but she did Debbie Downer during the commencement address.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I feel bad for her,

[SPEAKER_04]: And I feel bad for the people because it didn't land.

[SPEAKER_00]: Here on this beautiful green, careful on the lawn ladies.

[SPEAKER_00]: If you're wearing any sort of a heel, what grass can be a tripping hazard.

[SPEAKER_04]: She had a real time bonus.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_00]: Quite an achievement graduating from Dartmouth.

[SPEAKER_00]: Of course, thanks to AI, there won't be any jobs left.

[SPEAKER_00]: So congrats to all of your men to our gap years.

[SPEAKER_07]: That's my fault.

[SPEAKER_04]: But, yeah, but don't you want a bigger reaction from the crowd?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's a wrong room and a wrong room.

[SPEAKER_02]: You need a jumbo try to get the cameras human in on our face.

[SPEAKER_05]: You're right.

[SPEAKER_05]: You're exactly right.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you can't do that at a commencement.

[SPEAKER_05]: You're really trying to talk looks odd.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_05]: And they probably had big screens somewhere, but yeah, that's it.

[SPEAKER_05]: But also the big screens we're showing photos of college host.

[SPEAKER_05]: Is that like the Dartmouth University, like up in New Hampshire?

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we're talking about it.

[SPEAKER_05]: It is.

[SPEAKER_04]: She might be cool.

[SPEAKER_04]: She might be an alumna.

[SPEAKER_05]: So our Conan gave the commencement at Dartmouth, and then it was so successful.

[SPEAKER_05]: They moved mobile to Harvard.

[SPEAKER_05]: If you want the gold standard, funny guy that does commencement addresses, it's Conan O'Brien.

[SPEAKER_05]: Who is real?

[SPEAKER_04]: When you did the commencement, I guess, was four years ago at American.

[SPEAKER_04]: How did it go?

[SPEAKER_05]: I was drunk.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, well, I think that's what they wanted.

[SPEAKER_04]: Man, that's what they were asking for.

[SPEAKER_05]: Look, the second half after they gave me the oxygen, it was pretty good.

[SPEAKER_05]: It was okay.

[SPEAKER_04]: Mike, when you lived in the DC area for a long time, and I know that Florida is a younger environment.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's a, Florida's a younger state.

[SPEAKER_04]: The cities are not as storied.

[SPEAKER_04]: There's not as much history as other people.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm talking about population.

[SPEAKER_05]: No, no.

[SPEAKER_05]: When you talk about, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_04]: I'm talking about the fact that we have many historic districts up here.

[SPEAKER_04]: Old town, Alexandria.

[SPEAKER_04]: What is your old Georgetown?

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, even Lee'sburg as an older.

[SPEAKER_04]: What is your favorite historic district in the DZ area?

[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, my favorite historic district.

[SPEAKER_05]: Uh, boy.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'll answer for you.

[SPEAKER_04]: It's all a good city.

[SPEAKER_05]: Ellicott City is.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, right up on the top.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, a judge has made the people of Ellicott City very happy because they're allowed to keep their their peach and their eggplant.

[SPEAKER_08]: We're hearing, I mean, we're so excited.

[SPEAKER_08]: Georgia Grace Cafe owner, Paula Dwyer, celebrating a big win for this giant peach.

[SPEAKER_08]: Since the statue was installed in Ellicad City, it's caused quite the conversation.

[SPEAKER_08]: There was a huge debacle, you know, because of the sexual in UN do's with the peaches at plant.

[SPEAKER_08]: Across the street, is an enormous eggplant never has the green outside the wine bin.

[SPEAKER_08]: What's the problem?

[SPEAKER_08]: But we'll hold on a second.

[SPEAKER_05]: The animation looked like it was like a penis about to go into the butt.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, they did put them, but next we should.

[SPEAKER_04]: But those are actual statues in Ellicott City.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but they don't, they're not positioned in the same way.

[SPEAKER_08]: Well, both sculptures are through the fund for art in Alecid City, but recently the merchants were nice to take them down.

[SPEAKER_08]: The historical preservation community expressed concern about the art detrosing.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think we got enough of it, but there we go.

[SPEAKER_04]: They will remain a mapy.

[SPEAKER_04]: And let us close with this.

[SPEAKER_04]: I love a ring camera because it captures stuff you don't expect.

[SPEAKER_04]: Like when you're

[SPEAKER_04]: I love dog, but this is great.

[SPEAKER_04]: I think it was perfect.

[SPEAKER_04]: Very good, this is a little dog, it comes in.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah!

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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, calm down ladies, calm down.

[SPEAKER_04]: And I love the fact that the lab dropped to my house and came out and he's like, well, that's it, I did my job.

[SPEAKER_04]: I brought the armadillo.

[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, and they're, by the way, armadillos just riddled with disease.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I remember out there.

[SPEAKER_04]: We just bought a wrap.

[SPEAKER_04]: That's water rats.

[SPEAKER_04]: All right, you went.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'll take that.

[SPEAKER_05]: Armored rats ladies and gentlemen, that's what they are.

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