<v Speaker 1>Jared Kadi and Josh one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>As we do roll it into July, there's a bunch

<v Speaker 2>of list of a list of a bunch of things

<v Speaker 2>that we can look forward to in this month, including

<v Speaker 2>the Minions and Monsters.

<v Speaker 3>Which is out today.

<v Speaker 2>The live action Mowana the Odyssey with Matt Damon is

<v Speaker 2>coming out into theaters, which I saw the preview for that.

<v Speaker 3>Not too shadow. I'm excited for that one. That one

<v Speaker 3>looks pretty dark. Is that like nine hours long too?

<v Speaker 3>I don't care. I'm excited watch it.

<v Speaker 2>I'm going to get that large popcorn bucket that you

<v Speaker 2>can refill large drink please, spider Man Brand New Day.

<v Speaker 3>Excited for that one, Buddy, I'm pumped for that one. Yes, sir.

<v Speaker 2>On TV, the Legally Blonde prequel comes out. There's some

<v Speaker 2>exclusive episodes of The Simpsons.

<v Speaker 4>I mean I'm excited for those.

<v Speaker 5>Yes, the netfliks the.

<v Speaker 2>New adaptation of Little House on the Prairie. That's the

<v Speaker 2>one I'm in day. World Cup runs through the nineteenth.

<v Speaker 2>There's an all star game from the MLB blah blah

<v Speaker 2>blah National.

<v Speaker 3>Bikini Days on Sunday. Okay, now that just kidding. That's

<v Speaker 3>the day, I'll be on Instagram. There you go. National

<v Speaker 3>Fried Chicken Day is coming up, and of course.

<v Speaker 4>Before the come on, can we just stop okay?

<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, sorry about that.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Am Jesus asual.

<v Speaker 4>You're just gonna breeze on buy that one. Like I'm

<v Speaker 4>not even in here right now.

<v Speaker 2>Put a bikini on a fried piece of fried chicken

<v Speaker 2>and I'm into it reaction. Oh and National French Friday,

<v Speaker 2>you want that one too, And don't forget America's two

<v Speaker 2>hundred and fiftieth birthday this weekend. Hey, we can all

<v Speaker 2>celebrate now fifty years about that adoptional the Declaration of Independence.

<v Speaker 2>Now with that being said, uh, it looks like they're

<v Speaker 2>gonna be doing a forty minute firework display on the

<v Speaker 2>National Mall on the fourth of July, roughly double the

<v Speaker 2>usual length. Get this, They're gonna launch off eight hundred

<v Speaker 2>and fifty thousand fireworks.

<v Speaker 5>Good god, wait what eight hundred and.

<v Speaker 3>Fifty thousand fireworks?

<v Speaker 2>Holy after they're gonna try to beat the record that

<v Speaker 2>the Philippines is holding right now eight hundred and ten

<v Speaker 2>thousand fireworks from a decade by forty thousand.

<v Speaker 4>We're really gonna when we do it, we do it

<v Speaker 4>big really gonna beat that record.

<v Speaker 2>I just hope it's not one of those circumstances where

<v Speaker 2>there's a malfunction and they all go off at once.

<v Speaker 1>You know, that'd be kind of funny, little four minute

<v Speaker 1>display of eight hundred and.

<v Speaker 5>Fifty thousand fire Is there a price tag on this.

<v Speaker 3>That's gonna be so much? Gotta be hundreds of thousands

<v Speaker 3>of dollars anyway.

<v Speaker 5>It's for the two hundred and fiftieth.

<v Speaker 2>Why not let's blow some stuff up America anyway, So

<v Speaker 2>that's coming up.

<v Speaker 5>That's also probably one of the fireworks shows that.

<v Speaker 2>You do want to film because every year we poke

<v Speaker 2>fun at people that put their phone up in the

<v Speaker 2>air and film works that you will never watch again.

<v Speaker 3>Anyway. That's what's coming up on the fourth and what day.

<v Speaker 4>Can oh fried Chicken?

<v Speaker 2>They'll celebrate off the air. Katie was talking about how

<v Speaker 2>we almost lost her.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, yeah to the show.

<v Speaker 6>Well, I found a new trail and out in Highlands Ranch,

<v Speaker 6>the Backcountry wilderness area.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, oh my gosh, I love that place.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>It's right off of like Wildcat Reserve, yes area, and

<v Speaker 1>it just opens up massive open space with a lot

<v Speaker 1>of hiking trails eighty.

<v Speaker 6>Two hundred acres twenty six miles of trails. I love

<v Speaker 6>it is what this place has, and it is pretty

<v Speaker 6>neat because you walk into it and it has all

<v Speaker 6>the maps that you need.

<v Speaker 4>Or at least I thought so.

<v Speaker 6>And I just started all right, I took a picture

<v Speaker 6>of the map, because that's what you do as a

<v Speaker 6>responsible hiker, right, So I took a picture of the map,

<v Speaker 6>and I realized that I did not charge my phone

<v Speaker 6>to my phone.

<v Speaker 4>Died while I was out here on these trails.

<v Speaker 6>I know, and I try and keep a good recollection

<v Speaker 6>of where I've been, right, Like, I turned it right here. Well, no,

<v Speaker 6>I like turned it at this point and then I

<v Speaker 6>went about a mile and a half. My watch was

<v Speaker 6>still working, so I was keeping track of how far

<v Speaker 6>I was going in and out. I only wanted to

<v Speaker 6>do about five miles, so I was like, just go

<v Speaker 6>about two and a half miles out and then come

<v Speaker 6>right back in, right, And they still had the pictures

<v Speaker 6>of the map there and it says you were here

<v Speaker 6>and you need to get here, blah blah blah. So

<v Speaker 6>I'm looking at this map and I was like, well, clearly,

<v Speaker 6>I just need to go point three miles to the

<v Speaker 6>left and that will bring me to the parking lot right.

<v Speaker 4>So I go point three miles.

<v Speaker 6>To the left and it brought me right up to

<v Speaker 6>the top of the hill where I'd already and I

<v Speaker 6>was like, this is what I mean?

<v Speaker 4>This is not right. Well, I just took the wrong

<v Speaker 4>direction as according to this map that I was with.

<v Speaker 1>Was there no alarm going off of like I haven't

<v Speaker 1>seen this before yet.

<v Speaker 6>No, I'd seen it, but like in my mind, I

<v Speaker 6>was like, this is not where I came in from,

<v Speaker 6>Like I came around this corner as I was already

<v Speaker 6>into the wilderness. So then my mind just starts going

<v Speaker 6>crazy because I'm like, how did.

<v Speaker 4>I get out of here? But I don't want to

<v Speaker 4>ask anyone for directions.

<v Speaker 6>This is where I turned into a man, because I'm like,

<v Speaker 6>I don't want to ask anybody.

<v Speaker 4>I want to figure it out for myself.

<v Speaker 6>But I'm at this point, I'm like, am I gonna

<v Speaker 6>All I have is a water bottle?

<v Speaker 4>Like I didn't even bring my little fanny pack. I

<v Speaker 4>didn't even bring snacks.

<v Speaker 6>Like I just went out on this thinking I'd just

<v Speaker 6>go in and out and it'd be a quick again.

<v Speaker 3>I gotta look it up.

<v Speaker 6>So it's called Backcountry Wilderness Area. It's in Highlands Ranch.

<v Speaker 6>It's like a conservation space.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And the funny part about it is like, yes,

<v Speaker 1>you can get lost in there, twenty six miles, you

<v Speaker 1>can totally get lost, but you are in like a

<v Speaker 1>bubble where if you do go far enough, you're gonna

<v Speaker 1>hit houses at some point.

<v Speaker 2>Like I'm looking at the map right now, it's like, yeah,

<v Speaker 2>you'll be fine. You're not gonna get refrigerator somewhat.

<v Speaker 4>I think my.

<v Speaker 6>First time there, the like all I think of is

<v Speaker 6>I should not watch have watched that episode of I

<v Speaker 6>shouldn't be alive before I went on this hike, because

<v Speaker 6>that's all I.

<v Speaker 4>Can think about is I'm gonna be lost for seven days.

<v Speaker 6>People are gonna find me with chapped lips and completely

<v Speaker 6>you find de Wrest, Oh my goodness. But finally, as

<v Speaker 6>I'm like walking and I just I keep going on

<v Speaker 6>this one direction, thinking point three miles is going to

<v Speaker 6>get me to the parking lot, and I finally had

<v Speaker 6>enough and the next person who passed.

<v Speaker 4>Me, I was like, can you direct you?

<v Speaker 1>Saw?

<v Speaker 4>I know, I'm like almost crying. He's like, no, you're

<v Speaker 4>on the right path. Just keep going, just keep going

<v Speaker 4>on the right path. Well, I needed to go the

<v Speaker 4>opposite direction. It's what I needed to do.

<v Speaker 5>You're gonna path, I know.

<v Speaker 6>But man, like, when you think you're lost, especially in

<v Speaker 6>this Colorado wilderness, like it can take all of your MC.

<v Speaker 1>That's where the hyperventilating kind of comes in and your

<v Speaker 1>like your heart rate rises.

<v Speaker 2>You start thinking about how thirsty you are, thirsty, how

<v Speaker 2>dry it's been.

<v Speaker 5>Like, am I gonna have to forage for berries?

<v Speaker 6>I know?

<v Speaker 2>I start thinking like, man, I should have taken cup

<v Speaker 2>scouts so I know which berries to eat.

<v Speaker 1>Never eat the pretty ones, never eat what it is

<v Speaker 1>telling the ugly blending berries, those are the ones that

<v Speaker 1>are good for you.

<v Speaker 3>Like, I'm not going to kill you, essentially, where's the

<v Speaker 3>ugly bear berries?

<v Speaker 6>But no, I was definitely mad at myself that I

<v Speaker 6>apparently couldn't read a mad.

<v Speaker 1>We need to get you an AirTag, Katie, Like, if

<v Speaker 1>we get you an air tag, well at least find

<v Speaker 1>your body.

<v Speaker 5>Okay, thank you, thank you, we got you.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, proper burial, thank you.

<v Speaker 6>Josh put it in.

<v Speaker 2>Oh man, this surveys out this morning talking about fairly

<v Speaker 2>large percent of Americans make assumptions by somebody based strictly

<v Speaker 2>on their first name alone, and gen Z is most

<v Speaker 2>likely to do it. And the first name on the

<v Speaker 2>list is going to shock you. Karen. I mean yeah,

<v Speaker 2>it took the top spot by a mile, and it's

<v Speaker 2>no surprise at all.

<v Speaker 5>Josh, what are Google really quick?

<v Speaker 3>How many babies were named Karen in twenty twenty five?

<v Speaker 3>Wonder if that date is available yet? Oh it's.

<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness in twenty twenty five, and estimated three

<v Speaker 1>hundred twenty five to three hundred and sixty babies were

<v Speaker 1>named Karen in the US, so basically marking a deep decline.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah, okay, I figure I'm surprised people are.

<v Speaker 4>Still doing it though, three hundred I'm like, wow, don't

<v Speaker 4>they know better?

<v Speaker 5>Let's be a family name.

<v Speaker 2>Chad made the list, Donald, of course, John, and Damian

<v Speaker 2>Why Damien?

<v Speaker 5>All the devil that could be?

<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, well anyway, So shout outs to these still

<v Speaker 2>a few remaining handful of Karen's out there.

<v Speaker 3>We know you're not all mean.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we think maybe I still see you on ye majority,

<v Speaker 2>I've got one of those stories for you. That is

<v Speaker 2>kind of one of those what the frick moments.

<v Speaker 5>I love those. I love that for your moment. Okay,

<v Speaker 5>so here's the deal.

<v Speaker 2>We all know that we feel like the phones are

<v Speaker 2>constantly listening right always.

<v Speaker 3>You'll be talking to.

<v Speaker 2>Your significant other about something. You'll be talking to a

<v Speaker 2>coworker about something.

<v Speaker 3>In the next thing, you know, you got ads about

<v Speaker 3>what you were talking about.

<v Speaker 2>I was just talking to our Fast five contestant about depends.

<v Speaker 2>I guarantee you in a few minutes, I'll have some

<v Speaker 2>some posts.

<v Speaker 3>About adult diapers. Okay, why are you doing that? You

<v Speaker 3>were answering phone? Yeah, yeah, So get this.

<v Speaker 2>The other day, before one of our pizza drops, I

<v Speaker 2>go rolling through the drive through in a coffee place

<v Speaker 2>and I was sitting there in the drive through waiting

<v Speaker 2>for my coffee, you know, just making small talk with

<v Speaker 2>the barista. Their phone is in my console. She's like, so,

<v Speaker 2>what are you doing this weekend? And you know you're

<v Speaker 2>doing anything this summer and burbondermer just stupid small tug.

<v Speaker 2>And I had mentioned a location out of state that

<v Speaker 2>I was thinking about going to.

<v Speaker 3>She's like, oh my.

<v Speaker 2>God, while you're there, you got to check out x

<v Speaker 2>y Z Coffee Bar. XYZ Coffee Bar. There is absolutely incredible.

<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, yeah, and then she's like, check

<v Speaker 2>back in with me and tell me how it was.

<v Speaker 3>I was like, yeah, I'll do that.

<v Speaker 5>I'll roll back through and tell you how it was.

<v Speaker 2>So anyway, I drive away, I get to our pizza

<v Speaker 2>destination and I hark. The first thing I do is

<v Speaker 2>flip open my Instagram because I got some time to kill.

<v Speaker 6>X y Z.

<v Speaker 2>Coffee Bar was the first post on my Instagram. It

<v Speaker 2>is like a profile follow type thing, you know, on

<v Speaker 2>the stories or whatever.

<v Speaker 5>I'm like, how did that happen?

<v Speaker 1>They're not even hiding it anymore.

<v Speaker 2>They're not No, I wasn't talking about it. It was

<v Speaker 2>a barista through a drive through window. My phone was

<v Speaker 2>in my cup holder. How did it pick that up?

<v Speaker 3>I hate this, I hate I hate who. It's unsettling.

<v Speaker 3>It's really unsettling. And follow.

<v Speaker 5>I looked at x y Z Coffee Bar.

<v Speaker 2>Not a chance in hell you'll catch me there, really

<v Speaker 2>bad and the reviews. Like I was reading the reviews,

<v Speaker 2>it was like straight garbage, so just full of crap

<v Speaker 2>coffee bar. I think I'll go back through the drive

<v Speaker 2>through and tell her that she's full of you know what,

<v Speaker 2>full of coffee, full of coffee,