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[SPEAKER_03]: God bless you for that Remember when you you really appreciate it as your air name Harry troll Harry troll There was another one.

[SPEAKER_03]: I was gonna come in here.

[SPEAKER_03]: I forgot what it was gonna be and I it was it was really really cool But it's left my brain Because I think I am overloaded today

[SPEAKER_03]: with a desire to vent and come in and the greatest thing about what I do for a living is the fact that if there's something really really bugging me and especially if it's something that's a part of our pop culture.

[SPEAKER_11]: I can come in and bitch about it and I'm done this before, by the way, I used to think that as we've done this now for over 30 years together, Mike, that our brains are getting full and I don't think that's the case.

[SPEAKER_11]: What I think it is is our brains are reorganizing.

[SPEAKER_11]: they're constantly reorganizing and obviously what's top of mind is more important to you than a funny name so the funny name gets thrown out.

[SPEAKER_11]: It's not that you don't ever room for it if just doesn't measure up in quality.

[SPEAKER_11]: So don't fear that your brain is filling.

[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think it is.

[SPEAKER_03]: I will tell you that one of the reasons I think that, you know, for any program that it works is you have to have people with diverse opinions, people with diverse interests.

[SPEAKER_11]: Outlooks.

[SPEAKER_03]: If we all felt the same would be any fun.

[SPEAKER_03]: I do say this when I talk about sports and I talk about sports a lot.

[SPEAKER_03]: on this show, that I really, really, really in my heart of heart, sometimes I really feel bad for Rob because his dad was not that big a part of the picture, and so, and even if he was, he was not a

[SPEAKER_09]: spectator sports guy right now Josh knows this because Josh is a relatively recent addition is it Josh I come from broken home did you know that yeah oh I did in fact but you know I do spend a lot of my time wondering about people who miss the passion of sports that's over here you know having a 12 year old now at at my age running around it is uh

[SPEAKER_03]: I think I think a week ago, he came to me and said, deck Wilson Contreras, so the Red Sox is in the Home Run Derby, is it?

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, they haven't had a guy in the Home Run Derby for a long time.

[SPEAKER_03]: We'll stay up late on Monday and we'll watch it.

[SPEAKER_03]: And that was the reason we were excited about it.

[SPEAKER_03]: I have watched it.

[SPEAKER_03]: I have not watched it.

[SPEAKER_03]: I have criticized it before.

[SPEAKER_03]: I have enjoyed it.

[SPEAKER_03]: There to me, in all of sports.

[SPEAKER_03]: uh... there are probably five to six things that happen that are special you have knockouts and boxing you have home runs in baseball you have to keep the doors and love that

[SPEAKER_11]: Mike, you have a feel bad for me.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I do feel bad because you mock sports because you never, yes, you do.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you find it silly.

[SPEAKER_11]: Mike, I don't mock it.

[SPEAKER_11]: I may minimize it.

[SPEAKER_11]: And here's the deal.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you must have the same thing as me.

[SPEAKER_11]: You mustn't feel bad because I've seen sports bring you joy.

[SPEAKER_11]: But I've also seen sports bring you much more heartache than joy.

[SPEAKER_09]: But then I don't, that's the fun.

[SPEAKER_11]: Is it though?

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: If it is without a pump break, you don't appreciate it.

[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_11]: I look.

[SPEAKER_11]: And devoid of that kind of hard break.

[SPEAKER_11]: You know what I mean?

[SPEAKER_03]: Because you've always taken the path of least resistance and if you're rooting for a particular team, you can't do that.

[SPEAKER_11]: Because if you really want to enjoy the part of least resistance and all things in my life, yeah.

[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_11]: pretty much chalk it up.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you're right now.

[SPEAKER_11]: Sorry, pal.

[SPEAKER_11]: I don't you know what?

[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, when you're right.

[SPEAKER_11]: You're right.

[SPEAKER_11]: It's that.

[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I did my marriage.

[SPEAKER_11]: The marriage hasn't been great.

[SPEAKER_03]: I did get you probably worked at that a little bit.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_11]: Well, Mike, it's been a long time.

[SPEAKER_11]: It has been a long time.

[SPEAKER_11]: The first 10 years I was on it.

[SPEAKER_09]: Right.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I know.

[SPEAKER_09]: Well, were you going to say, oh, I was going to say I did feel a little bit of competitiveness with Rob with this game.

[SPEAKER_03]: So he would be on the show.

[SPEAKER_03]: He wasn't compatible.

[SPEAKER_03]: He loves the competition.

[SPEAKER_09]: Right.

[SPEAKER_09]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: But sports and maybe it's the teamwork.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's just the elusive part.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, do you think I'm not a team guy?

[SPEAKER_09]: Do you referring to the show?

[SPEAKER_09]: No, I'm not referring to the show at all.

[SPEAKER_03]: This is kind of a teammate in this.

[SPEAKER_03]: He's a teammate of this team.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm just kidding.

[SPEAKER_03]: My opinion.

[SPEAKER_11]: One has to be on a team to acquire that path of least resistance because you require the other teammates to do the work.

[SPEAKER_11]: Otherwise, it's all on me, you don't think I can handle it.

[SPEAKER_11]: I don't have anything I would say.

[SPEAKER_09]: I'm just reading your mind as well.

[SPEAKER_09]: I just find understand the no interest in sports.

[SPEAKER_09]: And that's a worse thing.

[SPEAKER_09]: I want to say that.

[SPEAKER_09]: I want to say there's no interest.

[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, for example, if I sit down, I can watch a football game, follow it, enjoy it, and it can be very exciting.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right, now, now I can watch it.

[SPEAKER_03]: You can follow it.

[SPEAKER_03]: The last part I don't believe to be true.

[SPEAKER_03]: that you can enjoy it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I can't even care while you're watching me.

[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I mean, do you have to care about something you can enjoy?

[SPEAKER_11]: You see, what I don't, what I don't dig is let's say that Jimmy Serrito and a football team fly to Europe.

[SPEAKER_11]: And so your Sunday starts at 8 in the morning with a football game.

[SPEAKER_11]: really cool for football fans and then it one p.m. there's a football game right and then at four p.m. there's a football game and then you take time for dinner and it ain't gonna stop you right there.

[SPEAKER_11]: So if you're so I haven't stopped football, are you gonna give a hold?

[SPEAKER_03]: I stop you right there.

[SPEAKER_03]: I would say that it doesn't have to be like that by the way the NFL would like everybody to believe that

[SPEAKER_11]: Every football fan will watch every game are there fans that will do that a hundred percent there is you know I mean it's you know, it's really really really Really one of the things I've got against the NFL is the the hold they have on our country

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, we'll get for that.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right, let's let's not digress in the right.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_11]: I've, I've, I've, I've totally, I've gotten us off track.

[SPEAKER_11]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, you make it all about you and I get it.

[SPEAKER_03]: And that's what I do too.

[SPEAKER_03]: And that's what we do.

[SPEAKER_11]: What I do on this team.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_03]: But he's not trash.

[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe he's not a team player because it's always about fucking him.

[SPEAKER_09]: Well, you know, I did trust you yesterday.

[SPEAKER_09]: Let's do a show talking about baseball without Robin.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, well you were being you were playcating me because what happened at the end of the show yesterday is I was caught flatfooted on the show because Rob during his beautiful video segment God a copy of an old commercial from an old radio station and by the way radio station I competed against

[SPEAKER_03]: And he played it, and then he said we're doing a, I am doing an interview as a TMOs extra with the two guys that used to be on the morning show.

[SPEAKER_03]: And so the reason he had played the commercial was to promote that, and I didn't know what was going on.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I was confused.

[SPEAKER_03]: And then after the show, I was like frustrated that that had happened.

[SPEAKER_11]: Totally mishandled by me.

[SPEAKER_03]: I should not have done that and I said I didn't lose I literally did not lose any sleepover I hope you didn't either wasn't that big a deal, but I was confusing in the moment and I was I was you know I'll sleep tomorrow

[SPEAKER_11]: Josh, don't lie, you'll sleep during the show.

[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_03]: But afterwards, Josh was kind of reaching out and saying, I can hear something we're working on here.

[SPEAKER_03]: Here's what we're working on this.

[SPEAKER_03]: What we're doing and maybe you and I can do very, very thoughtful.

[SPEAKER_03]: Very thoughtful.

[SPEAKER_03]: You should try at some time, Rob.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's really, really, it made me feel a lot better.

[SPEAKER_11]: Only if it makes me feel better.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's what does that kind of thing.

[SPEAKER_09]: That's where I was thinking about that beautiful video late last night.

[SPEAKER_09]: And what you set up is the setup failed you by introducing it

[SPEAKER_11]: Well, it was a greatest radio.

[SPEAKER_11]: No, but here's the problem.

[SPEAKER_09]: But he didn't belong here.

[SPEAKER_09]: You were assumed you were speaking to Mike's ego, and it was a done in Mike commercial.

[SPEAKER_09]: You were going to play with a chimpanzee.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I thought, or yeah, or that's not so much a radio commercial.

[SPEAKER_11]: Mike is much of this a story of survival.

[SPEAKER_11]: It was interesting.

[SPEAKER_03]: Everybody should work with the chimpoints in their lives.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_03]: Very blessed to do.

[SPEAKER_11]: Do you remember Carla Nash?

[SPEAKER_11]: I believe her Charlotte Nash, I believe her.

[SPEAKER_03]: Charlotte Nash, you're at her face.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yeah, she's very brave.

[SPEAKER_11]: She's dead.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, she is.

[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think because of the champ though.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think it was on the show passed away though.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it was she passed away because she was in a devout football fan.

[SPEAKER_03]: So now that we've established nothing.

[SPEAKER_03]: it's so hard to get back up to the energy I had.

[SPEAKER_03]: He's done it.

[SPEAKER_03]: He's taking it all out of me already.

[SPEAKER_03]: We're only ten minutes into the show.

[SPEAKER_03]: I can ramp it back up again.

[SPEAKER_03]: So in the world of sports, spectator sports.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: There are the wonderful championship games and regular season games and that happens in all different sports.

[SPEAKER_03]: And if you're a fan, you're lucky enough.

[SPEAKER_03]: You get to maybe go to a live game or you follow your team on TV and it's fun.

[SPEAKER_03]: And then there are what I like to call the manufactured sport events.

[SPEAKER_03]: All star games are all right.

[SPEAKER_03]: One, you know, competitions,

[SPEAKER_03]: outside of the chosen sport are other ones.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're made for TV.

[SPEAKER_03]: What about the golf tournament?

[SPEAKER_11]: The six and a half hours leading up to the Super Bowl.

[SPEAKER_11]: All that manufactured content.

[SPEAKER_03]: That is

[SPEAKER_03]: I hate it so much.

[SPEAKER_03]: I know you do.

[SPEAKER_03]: That I would say the last 10 Super Bowls.

[SPEAKER_03]: I do not watch.

[SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[SPEAKER_03]: One syllable, even though my team is playing in the Super Bowl, right, because the game is all that matters to me.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I want to see the game.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to hear it.

[SPEAKER_03]: This is why you never see this.

[SPEAKER_11]: This is why you never see Lee Greenwood in the parking lot.

[SPEAKER_11]: You skip it.

[SPEAKER_11]: because that's the kind of thing they bring you in the pregame, which is absolute nonsense.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, Lee Green would have been prominently featured recently with the, you know, the 250th birthday and things like that, but get back to the fake events here.

[SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[SPEAKER_03]: The fake event of fake events is not the all star game because they're all star games in a lot of different sports, but the home run derby.

[SPEAKER_09]: The home runner, but yes, someone Derby does have, it's at least a step above the dunk contest or whatever the other sports do is there games.

[SPEAKER_03]: Sure, or the skills competition and HL competition, that or the Kentucky Derby pre game and church.

[SPEAKER_03]: I get it there.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're all there.

[SPEAKER_11]: does the baseball all start game still have I mean for I know for years it was just an exhibition but a few years ago they made it where whatever league won got some sort of advantage in the world is not anymore that they don't do that anymore so now it's again just the next of the show we were famous tonight.

[SPEAKER_03]: We were blessed with the home run derby on Netflix.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I will play you the very beginning of the intro.

[SPEAKER_03]: There might have been a pre game for sure there was.

[SPEAKER_09]: I've got the video here.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Go ahead.

[SPEAKER_03]: Lay it down there.

[SPEAKER_03]: Let's see if you guys can run a golf.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, here we are.

[SPEAKER_11]: There we are.

[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, my goodness.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's well-ferrous.

[SPEAKER_11]: Got to be with you tonight.

[SPEAKER_11]: Luke Wilson.

[SPEAKER_11]: This is Jimmy.

[SPEAKER_02]: whoever Jimmy is.

[SPEAKER_11]: We're very excited to be here.

[SPEAKER_04]: We're very excited to be a part of this.

[SPEAKER_04]: We hope you're too.

[SPEAKER_04]: Are you guys ready to watch some balls going to fall into the air?

[SPEAKER_04]: Ha ha ha.

[SPEAKER_03]: Very funny.

[SPEAKER_03]: Will Ferrell has a golf movie coming out.

[SPEAKER_09]: So all three guys are in the golf.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yep.

[SPEAKER_09]: Go off.

[SPEAKER_03]: Four movie, horror move.

[SPEAKER_03]: Number one, not not even

[SPEAKER_11]: Remotely funny not one thing with the day they do have the occasion like the reputation of the Philadelphia fanbase I'm surprised they weren't killed.

[SPEAKER_03]: It will that comes into play a little bit later Okay part of my their part of my rant all right that I have here now Josh you it would work best if you told me what you have and

[SPEAKER_03]: If you can find just any, any example, we don't need it.

[SPEAKER_02]: We don't need it.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to play a clip that's really not, not germane to this discussion.

[SPEAKER_03]: Because let me tell you that the joy of sports and broadcasting needs to ruin it.

[SPEAKER_03]: ran a lizard on their commercial in and America went funny lizard yep

[SPEAKER_03]: uh... don't have anything to do with insurance it's uh... a lizard right to hysterical and then there were mascots and there were and then uh... slowly but surely one ESPN took over this uh... this television event uh... it began to get i would say a nouncer heavy centric yeah uh... persperman uh... bank bank bank bank bank i didn't like it back then i didn't like i like i like the idea

[SPEAKER_03]: And with this, we have a wonderful approach.

[SPEAKER_03]: If you just had really cool camera angles on the picture, the batter, and the ball going out of the park.

[SPEAKER_09]: And at least down, and just the sound of the ball hitting the bat.

[SPEAKER_11]: And just the sound.

[SPEAKER_11]: It's a beautiful image, just connecting with even for somebody who's not a big fan.

[SPEAKER_11]: It's a fantastic fan.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's something to behold, if you're there live and special to see.

[SPEAKER_03]: uh... this is everything with sports entertainment and broadcasting entertainment gone way off the rails and gone completely and utterly out of control and i think the main reason is money as it always is they've got

[SPEAKER_03]: plenty of money.

[SPEAKER_03]: They have plenty of sponsors.

[SPEAKER_03]: They can run seven-minute commercial breaks whenever the fuck they want to again and again and again.

[SPEAKER_03]: You can wait all the time you want in between the batters coming up.

[SPEAKER_03]: He has a vehicle for television commercials and then you can bring in and then if you didn't think Will Ferrell and one of the great non-talents of America, Luke Wilson.

[SPEAKER_03]: literally never been in any in any movie has he ever been good he's terrible and will feral has you know uh... made maybe two movies that were funny

[SPEAKER_11]: Right.

[SPEAKER_11]: If that.

[SPEAKER_03]: If that anchorman, I will give in that.

[SPEAKER_03]: It was well conceived.

[SPEAKER_03]: It made me lap, but the supporting cast is what really makes me laugh at it.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: But will Farrell, you know, just thinks you can show up and you're funny with your dyed blonde hair and bearded bearded a bit and it just drives me nuts.

[SPEAKER_03]: He was good in old school.

[SPEAKER_03]: I agree with great client.

[SPEAKER_03]: But

[SPEAKER_03]: This guy, and so immediately, I'm not the only one who likes self.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's the elephant.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's typical, is it not, Rob, as much as you like it, it's typical Will Ferrell, you don't like Will Ferrell.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I don't know what, I like.

[SPEAKER_03]: I were commissarating on that years ago.

[SPEAKER_11]: I like Elf in spite of Will Ferrell.

[SPEAKER_11]: I think that I can almost take him in the motion picture version of the producers, because the talent around him.

[SPEAKER_03]: You like, you like the producers, so that's why you like Will Ferrell.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, you're right, that's why I can tell.

[SPEAKER_11]: But like, I will come up.

[SPEAKER_11]: like sometimes I'll go into the living room and carry in robber will be watching the movie stepbrothers and i just want to say where did i go wrong here it is with the will throw i immediately when i see that intro is just played before you right there i said it's a

[SPEAKER_03]: Are they going to have, are they going to have these guys talking during the home run derby?

[SPEAKER_03]: And I, you know, it very quickly you found out it was just the pregame hype and they went away.

[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_03]: Jesus.

[SPEAKER_03]: That happened.

[SPEAKER_09]: Like introduced the players as like an anchorman type voice, right?

[SPEAKER_09]: But nothing funny.

[SPEAKER_03]: It really, you know, the talent in a competition.

[SPEAKER_03]: are the baseball players.

[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_03]: The guys that can jack it out.

[SPEAKER_03]: The idea of hitting a baseball that far is just spectacular.

[SPEAKER_03]: If you're a baseball fan, it's just great.

[SPEAKER_11]: Great television event.

[SPEAKER_03]: I said everything you want to see compressed, but I'm talking about the concept and skill level that is required to do that.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's really, really a special athletic achievement.

[SPEAKER_03]: Some say that hitting a major league fastball probably the toughest thing to do in sports, but with that said, so that's what I want.

[SPEAKER_03]: I want to see, and I got a Boston RedSash guy that's in it too.

[SPEAKER_03]: So they send will fair all the way.

[SPEAKER_03]: and then I guess the theme being we will bring out the most overrated people that we possibly can find that really don't have any appreciable talent.

[SPEAKER_03]: Let's bring out Michael Buffer.

[SPEAKER_03]: I know you're kidding me!

[SPEAKER_03]: Michael, I will sue you if you fart in the elevator.

[SPEAKER_11]: You were burning your bemoaning him yesterday.

[SPEAKER_11]: He is the top of the earth.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, that was the other brother who I hate equally.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you're a spuffer.

[SPEAKER_11]: Forgive me for the cop for a brother.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, they can watch it.

[SPEAKER_09]: They can both kiss my ass.

[SPEAKER_09]: Is everyone they brought out for this thing has some type of connection to another Netflix property?

[SPEAKER_11]: Yes, right.

[SPEAKER_09]: They've been doing the box in and fight in.

[SPEAKER_09]: And you know what?

[SPEAKER_11]: Well, America needs to realize the fact that you're watching this.

[SPEAKER_11]: What really belongs on a network television outlet.

[SPEAKER_11]: You're watching it on Netflix.

[SPEAKER_11]: Netflix already has your money.

[SPEAKER_11]: So they don't care.

[SPEAKER_11]: They can run as they can run as they want.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're running the commercials for us.

[SPEAKER_11]: That's extra.

[SPEAKER_03]: Buffer comes out.

[SPEAKER_03]: And Michael Buffer, who you want to talk about, hit by the lucky stick.

[SPEAKER_03]: You want to talk about a guy that not only believes his own press, but probably doesn't realize just how fucking lucky he is to be able to do what he does in the way that he does it.

[SPEAKER_03]: And suddenly, let's get what a brilliant.

[SPEAKER_03]: Let's get ready to rumble.

[SPEAKER_03]: Brilliant.

[SPEAKER_03]: Brilliant the most brilliant thing I've ever heard.

[SPEAKER_03]: What an amazing thing to say before an athletic contest.

[SPEAKER_03]: How about a boxing match?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yay.

[SPEAKER_11]: If it was brilliant 30 years ago, Mike, it is super brilliant now.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, then not to be outdone his shorter brother Bruce Buffer.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_03]: Decided that he would come out with this one.

[SPEAKER_03]: If you thought, let's get ready to rumble.

[SPEAKER_03]: Work its way into the American vernacular.

[SPEAKER_03]: Get this.

[SPEAKER_03]: Bruce said, hey, that's good.

[SPEAKER_03]: But you know what?

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to be the guy that's used on mixed martial arts.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to be the MMA guy.

[SPEAKER_03]: And you know what I'll say?

[SPEAKER_03]: Let me think.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to have to go away for the weekend and come up with the concept of what my signature identify.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I've got it.

[SPEAKER_03]: This is the most intricate brilliant and and just spectacular intro.

[SPEAKER_03]: He says get ready for this right down kids if you want to.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's time!

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, brilliant Bruce, that's right.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's time.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's fantastic.

[SPEAKER_03]: Jesus Christ.

[SPEAKER_11]: That'd be great on a cooking show.

[SPEAKER_11]: But you have to spell a T-Y-T-H-Y-M-A.

[SPEAKER_03]: Will Ferrell, Michael Buffer, 12-hour commercial breaks, Geico, with their dick beaters into everything that they possibly could get in the world, and he pebbles all over that.

[SPEAKER_03]: And then bring in,

[SPEAKER_03]: Bring in a guy, a, oh, and should I mention Philly, so there's the Philly factor as well.

[SPEAKER_03]: Philly, Philly, chip on the shoulder, Philly.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm really, I'm happy to have you.

[SPEAKER_03]: Ugly, a jail in the stadium, Philly, Philly, Philly, Philly, Philly, Phuck Philly.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right, so anyway, that's it.

[SPEAKER_03]: And if you've from Philly, my since your apologies, but Phuck Philly, so they're there, batteries and Santa Claus.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, there you go.

[SPEAKER_03]: Philly it all for you.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: and by the way an overrated city yeah right yeah absolutely I mean so you got that and they bring in this pimp from Netflix Matt Vassectomy or whatever his name is I think it's a vagina or vizurgan or would that

[SPEAKER_03]: The guy he's he's a terrible baseball announcer and he's terrible in this role too.

[SPEAKER_03]: They got another talking head.

[SPEAKER_03]: They got talking heads as far as the eye can go.

[SPEAKER_11]: Has Netflix laid their claws in any appreciable sports talent now that they're having.

[SPEAKER_03]: Now that they have sports got ball players, they got everybody that, you know, would take their money to take a minute.

[SPEAKER_11]: But I'm talking about like broadcasters.

[SPEAKER_11]: Do they have anybody?

[SPEAKER_03]: Let me do this.

[SPEAKER_03]: I will do, uh, so let's bring up the first batter and I will do the way it sounded to me.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

[SPEAKER_03]: That actually combines with the horrible mindless banter with the woman and Matt the man and whoever the other asshole was that was in the booth and it goes on and all that my

[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, you know, I'm sorry, my evolved intelligent 12 year old son and I want to see is the guy standing up and hitting balls out of a park.

[SPEAKER_11]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_03]: And a nice quiet description of it.

[SPEAKER_03]: There it goes.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's good.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he's got another one.

[SPEAKER_03]: He's got another.

[SPEAKER_03]: But they can't do it.

[SPEAKER_03]: They can't keep it in their bag.

[SPEAKER_03]: You got to show.

[SPEAKER_03]: They were so.

[SPEAKER_03]: so obsessed with showing so many different camera shots of the crowd and the mom and dad and the other boy oh fuck me I'm sitting there watching this it was in the grandma it's just on and on and it turned out to be one of the all-time worst experiences television broadcasting experience I have ever seen and in my lifetime what's crazy is the rules they changed for the game made it better

[SPEAKER_09]: It was based on swings and not times and it made it competitive and it gave a chance for the guy to come back and win.

[SPEAKER_09]: But the broadcast screwed it up.

[SPEAKER_09]: The former man showed the leader board on the TV screen.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, they didn't.

[SPEAKER_03]: That would be covering the event.

[SPEAKER_03]: that would be actually covering the athletic competition and by the way you can see it on the players faces players are into this the players are into this the players are are really into what I feel it out there watch it they're there they don't know but they're they're teammates

[SPEAKER_09]: of the Philadelphia Phillies that we're in the competition, uh, you know, kind of big warbirds and, uh, what they've been, what baseball does to stay let all the other players come out and be on the sideline, but then they're cheering on right there.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, right behind home plate and the field.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're cheering on their guy, you know, Bryce Harper and Kyle Schwarber and it was just you looked at that.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, hey, they're really into it.

[SPEAKER_03]: And when my guy got knocked out, I said, oh, now it's going to come down between the St. Louis Cardinal guy whose name Oh God, damn it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Why can't I remember his name?

[SPEAKER_03]: Because he did great.

[SPEAKER_03]: He won the thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: He won the thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: We'll find it.

[SPEAKER_11]: But anyway, Dan Museum.

[SPEAKER_03]: It was not Stan Musiel.

[SPEAKER_03]: He was the St. Louis Cardinal, though.

[SPEAKER_02]: Stan Musiel was a Jordan Walker.

[SPEAKER_03]: Jordan Walker.

[SPEAKER_03]: And Jordan Walker, cool as a cucumber just got up there.

[SPEAKER_03]: But it's, it's just completely screwed.

[SPEAKER_03]: Now that you've had over broadcasting it, it's over.

[SPEAKER_11]: We've had 18 hours to digest this disaster.

[SPEAKER_11]: Let me ask you, will you entertain a question?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, 100%.

[SPEAKER_11]: Is it broadcast?

[SPEAKER_11]: Did you see a lack of skill that allowed this to happen?

[SPEAKER_11]: Is it Netflix thinking they need to cater to an audience they don't need to cater to to make it happen?

[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, no, no.

[SPEAKER_09]: I think I think this was destroyed by the Savannah banana.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I think it's the same in a way that is the second thing that is the second thing they're making it in a thing that it's into a thing that it's not it is still respecting the audience

[SPEAKER_03]: risen to an art form.

[SPEAKER_03]: It is short attention span, you're in it.

[SPEAKER_03]: You have, you need the the whistles, the bright light, the stupidity, the animal mascots, it's the same.

[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, every single bit of this was short attention span theater.

[SPEAKER_03]: Every bit of it, when, as Josh said, the layout and format, they retool the format of the derby itself,

[SPEAKER_03]: uh... was so well done that it resulted in a very dramatic moment that was it just completely screwed by the broadcast itself and that that's actually who you know couldn't it just has no sense of it he has no sense of anything other than his mouth

[SPEAKER_03]: and running his mouth.

[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, it is a epidemic in sports casters now.

[SPEAKER_03]: It really is where they just want a Yammer Yammer Yammer.

[SPEAKER_03]: And a three-man booth was done maybe twice in the history of sports broadcasting.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, originally with Monday Night Football, and it's never really worked since.

[SPEAKER_03]: And you need two guys.

[SPEAKER_03]: You need a guy to do the play by playing.

[SPEAKER_03]: You got a guy to comment on it.

[SPEAKER_02]: period.

[SPEAKER_02]: It worked.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you started with it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: And it was, it was horrible.

[SPEAKER_03]: It was, it was horrible.

[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, the commercials.

[SPEAKER_03]: Everything was loud.

[SPEAKER_03]: We muted the commercials because all the comm, you know, the commercials are like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and like here are the bright lights because you know, you can't, yeah, it was

[SPEAKER_09]: It's all pointing to that TikToks generation.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's all pointing to the kids that are flipping YouTube constantly.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, you don't.

[SPEAKER_09]: If you sit still for 60 seconds, they're going to change the channel.

[SPEAKER_03]: But do you agree Josh that they've got it wrong?

[SPEAKER_03]: Because there is a game on the average real sports fan.

[SPEAKER_03]: as far as the NFL's far as the NHL, the NBA wants to sit down and on game day, you know, get out of my hair, turn the tube on, watch the competition, broadcast that thing straight.

[SPEAKER_09]: People turn it on and they don't turn it off till it's over.

[SPEAKER_03]: right right and endless and a mate dog whatever says baseball is the worst sport anyway so boring baseball can be very very boring it can be so can basketball so can hockey so can soccer

[SPEAKER_03]: punctuated by moments that are very, very exciting.

[SPEAKER_11]: May I play Devil's Advocate for a second?

[SPEAKER_11]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_11]: When you talk about the TikTok generation and trying to make sure no one tunes out, how do you compare that?

[SPEAKER_11]: And I'm not trying to say you're right or wrong here.

[SPEAKER_11]: How do you compare that when the now that instead of watching a whole game, you often just watch highlights the next day?

[SPEAKER_11]: Is that sort of the same thing?

[SPEAKER_03]: that I'm doing.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, because they're taking the nose out and compressing it.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, because I that technology is allowing me in a short period of time 15 to 20 minutes to watch all the key moments of the game sequentially.

[SPEAKER_11]: without knowing the result, which makes with all those sparks, without the fire and the explosions.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and if you're watching version would be swing the bat ball goes over the wall, clips over.

[SPEAKER_11]: Okay, all right, all right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, when I watch highlights and by the way, they're curated with MLB.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think in a certain way where there are

[SPEAKER_03]: I think, you know, they're pretenders and then the people that do it for real Josh, you know what I'm talking about?

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, B1s are like 8 to 12 minutes and they're, they're, they're, they're, are those the gold standard ones?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, that's the way the best ones.

[SPEAKER_03]: They really are tight on you.

[SPEAKER_09]: You want to all again, you know, they suck you in with a lot of the emotions of the game.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, just bang bang bang.

[SPEAKER_03]: And, and then the NFL does the same thing where you can.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, those are great job also.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm a New York Giants fan, but if I want to watch Philadelphia Dallas, uh, I don't want to stay there for the whole thing, but I want to watch it condensed with being an old queen, uh, but they're still telling the story.

[SPEAKER_11]: They're not destroying the story.

[SPEAKER_11]: They are.

[SPEAKER_11]: Right?

[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, you can watch the game and get the whole feeling of the game.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's, it's the cliff notes version of a game.

[SPEAKER_11]: There you go.

[SPEAKER_11]: Very good.

[SPEAKER_09]: They are telling the story.

[SPEAKER_11]: Jim Nance wouldn't agree with any of my story.

[SPEAKER_11]: Telling a story.

[SPEAKER_03]: The story is there.

[SPEAKER_03]: So that said, I think I got it all off my, uh, uh, trust the don't need to ruin it.

[SPEAKER_03]: You're ruining it and, and it sucks.

[SPEAKER_09]: I think they should have the mascot's more involved.

[SPEAKER_09]: If I was in charge of the home one to every, I would put all the mascots in the outfield and have them try to catch the balls.

[SPEAKER_11]: What if you put the mascots in my stands and really fight?

[SPEAKER_09]: They'll not really fight.

[SPEAKER_11]: No, put him in the stands and you get extra points if you hit a mascot.

[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, they have kids out there.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's cute.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're out there.

[SPEAKER_11]: Kids are resilient.

[SPEAKER_03]: I guess.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's just a real ball heaven.

[SPEAKER_11]: It's just, it's just, well, you does this diminisher excitement for the all-star game tonight or will you even turn it on?

[SPEAKER_03]: Probably not.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't enjoy it that much.

[SPEAKER_11]: It's also on Netflix, Josh.

[SPEAKER_11]: They all start game.

[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_11]: I don't think so.

[SPEAKER_09]: But that's another thing.

[SPEAKER_09]: When you watch the things, yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: I see the all-star game as a chance that they break from baseball.

[SPEAKER_09]: I agree.

[SPEAKER_09]: They all start break.

[SPEAKER_09]: They all start break.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: I get a break because I watch these games every single day.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: So I don't know.

[SPEAKER_03]: All start break.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: You're into it.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's just, you know, there are people like me that rail against this and then they're the vast majority of people who don't give you shit.

[SPEAKER_03]: They could get less on the box tonight.

[SPEAKER_02]: All right, regular network.

[SPEAKER_03]: So they'll be able to handle it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they can handle that.

[SPEAKER_11]: And it was going to be on to be.

[SPEAKER_03]: To be.

[SPEAKER_03]: Didn't know.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: They say, you know, when you're trying to find also, do you guys ever just go into Google and try to say, when is this on or what network is this on?

[SPEAKER_03]: And remember that used to be just with that in there?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: See, it's like a little box without having to use you.

[SPEAKER_03]: They want you to go other places and see other things.

[SPEAKER_11]: Are you allowed?

[SPEAKER_11]: Are you able to talk into your remote and ask questions of your smart TV?

[SPEAKER_11]: I see something.

[SPEAKER_11]: I don't give you five different choices and it is like flipping team mood to try and pick the one that I don't like it.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't like it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Speaking of team, let me see if my kid got just a time here where let me see Michael are you here?

[SPEAKER_09]: I think he's doing this way when Rob asks me to watch an old movie.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's always on TV.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's always available.

[SPEAKER_11]: With commercials though, but if you were to step up to say YouTube TV, you get turned to classic movies.

[SPEAKER_03]: I won't tell you what the product is, but if my son comes home, I will have him ready to buy it.

[SPEAKER_03]: The pro, I bought it.

[SPEAKER_03]: I bought it for him.

[SPEAKER_03]: And Timo, I just said Timo, all right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Great.

[SPEAKER_03]: So if he comes home later on, we will, did you have to, like, would you do have to adjust it or something like that?

[SPEAKER_11]: No, Mike, I had to hang the maps.

[SPEAKER_11]: I had to hang the mallet up.

[SPEAKER_11]: I didn't realize it was going to tap it again.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, very good.

[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know if it's called a mallet or not.

[SPEAKER_11]: Whatever it is you hit the going.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, let me be the first to say thank you.

[SPEAKER_03]: We will try to get Michael in here later on and bring the product in that has missed the mark.

[SPEAKER_03]: I like to support team who, but this Mr. Mark, that show has a thing today.

[SPEAKER_03]: It truly does, but we will take a break and come back with tickets because that's what we do on my go-marry show.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I wonder sometimes when I'm ranting like that, if that's helpful for my psyche, help, help for my mental health or whether I might just have a, you know, a Lindsey Graham moment, you know, right, five minutes after the shows over, like my aorta explodes, just something like that.

[SPEAKER_11]: I think it's worth the risk, because it does make you feel better, right?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, there she is.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, hold on just a second.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's great.

[SPEAKER_03]: Is it time for the traditional day meeting three o'clock show?

[SPEAKER_03]: Hi.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, why do you do that every day?

[SPEAKER_03]: It's only been all summer.

[SPEAKER_05]: I mean, clearly I'm not thinking.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, was it anything important?

[UNKNOWN]: No.

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[SPEAKER_09]: Bye.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, congrats on the loan.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_11]: How was the best call?

[SPEAKER_02]: I did, did you hit the music video?

[SPEAKER_11]: I did, but I think we need to reset it.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right, we started today, President Trump officially declared the United States as the guardian of the Hormuz straight after a third straight night of military strikes.

[SPEAKER_03]: U.S. forces deployed advanced maritime

[SPEAKER_11]: advanced maritime combat drones boy, it's so exciting that now we are in the year 2026 and we're bringing back the Marshall plan Yeah, it was kind of cool to see the little boat drones going blow up that substance.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, that was really cool

[SPEAKER_03]: real judge.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's real war.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're called maritime combat drones against the Iranian targets overnight Iran retaliated by striking two UAE oil tankers and targeting US assets in Bahrain.

[SPEAKER_03]: And Indian sailor was killed forcing India to lodge a strong protest with Washington shipping volume through the critical global choke point.

[SPEAKER_03]: has plummeted to just 10 ships a day, crude oil prices have surged to a four week high.

[SPEAKER_03]: We will be seeing that later.

[SPEAKER_03]: So there's something to look forward to.

[SPEAKER_11]: But it's Luke Wilson, okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: Luke Wilson, I think is fine.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think he's going to be okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: My driver's electric car.

[SPEAKER_03]: Not quite sure.

[SPEAKER_03]: Ormose and the guardian of the hermose.

[SPEAKER_03]: Bring out batter, Jordan Walker.

[SPEAKER_03]: We talked about it and let me give you the stats.

[SPEAKER_03]: He officially won the Major League Baseball Home Run Derby under its high drama new rules Walker took home the coveted $1 million grand prize and an absolute show stopping performance.

[SPEAKER_03]: The funny part is that this single one night paycheck actually eclipses his entire bass playing salary for the season.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm happy for him.

[SPEAKER_03]: He brought it.

[SPEAKER_03]: He was ready.

[SPEAKER_03]: He was cool as a cucumber and his salary since just under 800 grand.

[SPEAKER_03]: How can he manage?

[SPEAKER_11]: He'll finally get to pay off those student loans.

[SPEAKER_03]: But he's hard.

[SPEAKER_03]: He officially made more in three hours of swinging a bat than he will during six months of actual baseball.

[SPEAKER_03]: Talk about the ultimate side hustle.

[SPEAKER_03]: Good for him.

[SPEAKER_03]: He was really cool.

[SPEAKER_03]: And the only part I did like it when they would show his mom and dad, because they were at the game and what would be cooler than to see your kid play in that, I shouldn't say play.

[SPEAKER_03]: Participate is the word I should use, because it's really not.

[SPEAKER_09]: play game in that way.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's still a competition now.

[SPEAKER_03]: Popular influencer backed wellness brand Avoh Hydrate.

[SPEAKER_03]: Are you familiar?

[SPEAKER_03]: Anyone, Ferris, anybody know this?

[SPEAKER_03]: No, it doesn't have to do with Avocados.

[SPEAKER_03]: It does.

[SPEAKER_03]: It does.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're facing a massive class action lawsuit.

[SPEAKER_03]: A consumer advocates discovered their iconic $20 bottles of Celcius pressed Avocado water contain

[SPEAKER_11]: great.

[SPEAKER_03]: To America, you're idiots.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, but we love doing not love separating ourselves from the world.

[SPEAKER_03]: Separating people from money.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's it.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's what we do.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, turns out it's literally just tap water distilled with artificial green food coloring and extracted

[SPEAKER_03]: But extracted pearl dust, not sure what that is, lawsuit filing secues the celebrity founders of literally selling expensive green swamp water to trend chasing millennials.

[SPEAKER_11]: Most of it was from the reflecting pool if you want to get some of it.

[SPEAKER_11]: It's delicious.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but it has bottles from Mexico.

[SPEAKER_03]: But it has what plants need.

[SPEAKER_03]: It has electrolytes.

[SPEAKER_11]: It has electrolytes.

[SPEAKER_02]: We're living it.

[SPEAKER_03]: We are literally living in a comedy movie, so if you've ever tried Avow, whatever.

[SPEAKER_11]: And Mike another Luke Wilson reference for you.

[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, very good.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because he was in that movie.

[SPEAKER_11]: Eddie Occercie.

[SPEAKER_11]: He was the head idiot.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, type casting.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's way that way.

[SPEAKER_03]: The world's highest paid virtual AI influencer.

[SPEAKER_03]: Do you know the name?

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's Lil

[SPEAKER_03]: L-I-L-M-I-X-X-A.

[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, that's why I see because of my kitchen counter.

[SPEAKER_11]: I have a little mixer.

[SPEAKER_11]: Little mixer, if I didn't want to.

[SPEAKER_03]: Little mixer broke the internet.

[SPEAKER_03]: After canceling a high-profile live stream appearance, her creator released a statement claiming the digital avatar suffered a sudden simulation anxiety attack.

[SPEAKER_03]: What critics are pointing out that the bot probably just crashed because someone spilled coffee on the server rack All of it will mix up it proves that even non-existent robots are getting stressed out by the Hollywood lifestyle these days I don't know little mix up.

[SPEAKER_11]: I don't either and this whole story reeks of it is he it does.

[SPEAKER_11]: It's just stupid Maybe she needs avocado water.

[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like you know who wrote that story.

[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like Matt Vasectomy

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you know, just lead with it.

[SPEAKER_11]: We have to break in with this.

[SPEAKER_03]: The Jaggy and I would have been a new workplace, a new workplace lifestyle study reveals that Gen Z employees, this is a little complicated to stay with me here.

[SPEAKER_03]: They are officially boycotting the traditional water cooler chat.

[SPEAKER_03]: Instead, young professionals are deploying silent air pod exile to avoid uncomfortable small talk about predictable weekend plans.

[SPEAKER_03]: Rather than discussing the weather with Brent from Accounting, young workers are sending memes cryptically slacked from two desks away.

[SPEAKER_09]: experts warn this completely destroys office camaraderie but the employees say it absolutely saves their sanity no i don't know what to say it's because millennials can't talk try to get one of them on the phone that's part of it can't talk on the phone they can't interact when you go to check out if they're a checkout person they don't like people

[SPEAKER_11]: It also speaks to the fact that you're probably in a boring office.

[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, when I was in an office, we worked at some pretty good offices, Mike, with good people.

[SPEAKER_11]: We want to talk to you.

[SPEAKER_11]: But if you're working with boring people, why do you want to do it?

[SPEAKER_11]: I can see it as an escape if it's really tedious.

[SPEAKER_11]: But it is rude and people don't have social skills.

[SPEAKER_11]: Josh is right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, joke for Rob, joke for Rob, not for anybody else.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, the most exciting office I ever worked at was in Rockville.

[SPEAKER_03]: Finally, today, a British marathon runner.

[SPEAKER_03]: It was horrible for you as it was for me.

[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, it was worse for me because I was there before you got there and there after you left every day.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I would run.

[SPEAKER_03]: I probably ran out of there as missing.

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[SPEAKER_11]: Oh dear, that's a good set up.

[SPEAKER_11]: Is it a pop culture blunder?

[SPEAKER_03]: The athletes sprinted the entire 26.2 miles in case in a giant inflatable comedy costume of the infamous pop culture character, Shrek.

[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for letting me know that's an infamous pop culture character Josh.

[SPEAKER_11]: I don't know if you know who Shrek is But he's a big green ogre that was brought to life by dream works.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and I'm sure there's another shrug movie coming out Unfortunately the costumes enormous foam years completely blocked his peripheral vision

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[SPEAKER_03]: That's sad right still trying to find the finish line.

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[SPEAKER_03]: We have to get out of here and take a little break and we've got more stuff What if it's a drive through?

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[SPEAKER_03]: In my humble opinion, it is the iconic car.

[SPEAKER_03]: In my humble opinion, you may go right ahead.

[SPEAKER_11]: Gotta beat a Hyundai Sonata.

[SPEAKER_03]: You got it, I'm the first guess.

[SPEAKER_09]: Thank you, thank you.

[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, what do you mean by iconic car?

[SPEAKER_03]: I caught a car being being the car that most, uh, car people, especially guys.

[SPEAKER_11]: Actually, I have a real guess.

[SPEAKER_11]: I do.

[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_11]: Um, when you said iconic car, the first thing I thought of was the Ford Mustang.

[SPEAKER_11]: because although it had sort of a soft spot, not in my, in my, it had a soft spot in the early 80s, but the first thing is right.

[SPEAKER_11]: Wheelhouse, right.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_09]: And I went the same way with something reasonable that someone could actually get out with.

[SPEAKER_04]: Winslow.

[SPEAKER_09]: Sorry, John.

[SPEAKER_09]: With the Corvette.

[SPEAKER_09]: No.

[SPEAKER_11]: Corvette is such a fun car though.

[SPEAKER_03]: Think better.

[SPEAKER_11]: Better than a Corvette.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yes.

[SPEAKER_03]: So kind of out of reach for most.

[SPEAKER_03]: Matter of fact, I'll go so far as this car wipes its ass with a Corvette.

[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, isn't it a domestic car off?

[SPEAKER_11]: No.

[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, it's a foreign car.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_11]: He said, is it a sporty car?

[SPEAKER_03]: A Tuesday.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, it is.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, it is again.

[SPEAKER_11]: Is it a Ferrari?

[SPEAKER_03]: No.

[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_11]: A Lambo?

[SPEAKER_03]: No.

[SPEAKER_03]: Is it from Lambo Field?

[SPEAKER_03]: Lambo field.

[SPEAKER_03]: Um, I don't think, uh, think more less exotic than a Ferrari, less exotic than a Lamborghini.

[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I got to be a Volkswagen Passat with a diesel TDI engine.

[SPEAKER_03]: No.

[SPEAKER_03]: This might be, you know, now this is moved into the, I oversold it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Be careful.

[SPEAKER_11]: Is it a BMW brand?

[SPEAKER_03]: No, okay.

[SPEAKER_11]: Is it a German poor?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, it is a German.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, poor, but not just any poor.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, Porsche 911.

[SPEAKER_03]: I looked at a brand new one.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I went all these years all these years.

[SPEAKER_03]: They haven't changed that thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, I looked at what I wanted to.

[SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think phenomenal.

[SPEAKER_03]: Did you look at what we said?

[SPEAKER_03]: Was it red?

[SPEAKER_03]: It was.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's.

[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, my money.

[SPEAKER_03]: Great.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, and you look at it and every time I see when I say I'm really jealous of the guidance in that driver's seat because it just looks so cool It just looks so cool.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's just the car.

[SPEAKER_03]: They don't stop making heads turn there and then, you know, and they're great on tracks and they're they're they're just you've had you've had a lot of cars Some you've loved some you've not.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, have you ever had have you ever had a Porsche of any sort?

[SPEAKER_11]: I had a Cayman, remember that?

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, but that's a Volkswagen, basically, right?

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, it was not the same as the Porsche 911.

[SPEAKER_11]: No, it was like a crossover, the Cayman.

[SPEAKER_03]: It was, no, it was more of a, it was the next step, it was a step down from an I-11, but it was still a Porsche, and it was still kind of a two-seater, fun car, and it still was great to drive, but, you know,

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh man, I just saw this thing today, and I'm like, God, that just looks like so much fun.

[SPEAKER_03]: When you see a lot of fun to drive.

[SPEAKER_11]: Well, you know, see a car like that that you are instantly jealous of.

[SPEAKER_11]: Do you have to spy a look at who's driving you to see if you hate them instantly?

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, always.

[SPEAKER_03]: I do.

[SPEAKER_03]: But I almost get interested in it.

[SPEAKER_03]: So then, it's doing it because you have to go buy them and then you're like, are you an a, yeah, you are an asshole.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, yeah, and it's a, oh yeah, you don't have a family.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's right.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: But, you know, just thought I'd throw it out because you know what, uh, my cousin up in Maine Teddy got like a love to 1991 or it was it was an older one not so old that it's a classic but old enough that it's not reasonably priced.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's it's not

[SPEAKER_03]: crazy right yeah and we're we're leaving main one day and there he was with I think uh... my uh... my cousin's son uh... cade i think he was and it was cade or queen he's got two boys right and i'm looking over and he's got his look on his face the you know even in this old porcia it's just drive along and i said of all the cars out there

[SPEAKER_03]: I think more people would agree on that being a cool car that, you know, it is a lie, bro, it's real, it's really, I do like Teddy.

[SPEAKER_11]: I do like, everybody likes Teddy, everybody likes Teddy, everybody likes Teddy, it's funny, there is a certain happiness that a car that, if you're driving a car like that, it brings you eye.

[SPEAKER_11]: One time was doing an infomercial for a car dealership.

[SPEAKER_11]: I won't mention them because of crooked businesses They don't have it anymore fair.

[SPEAKER_11]: But they would provide me with an exotic car every week And I got to drive it was used car, but I got to drive it and talk about it and one time they gave me a corvette

[SPEAKER_11]: And it was a Corvette clip.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've got to find that again and put that in my summer.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's a Corvette ride ride.

[SPEAKER_11]: It was a T-top Corvette and it was the most fun to drive all week until I came home one day stereo, blaring, T-top open, pull it into the driveway and carry, just looked at me.

[SPEAKER_11]: She said, you look like such an asshole.

[SPEAKER_11]: Because she said, you don't belong in that car.

[SPEAKER_11]: That car is too cool for you.

[SPEAKER_11]: You should not be allowed to drive that car.

[SPEAKER_11]: You know what?

[SPEAKER_09]: That's not nice.

[SPEAKER_09]: That's not nice.

[SPEAKER_09]: Give me your mom.

[SPEAKER_09]: It's also true.

[SPEAKER_09]: Most people are not allowed to.

[SPEAKER_09]: But no one wants to hear people.

[SPEAKER_09]: Most people don't look good in those cars.

[SPEAKER_09]: I suppose people look like they don't belong.

[SPEAKER_09]: Right.

[SPEAKER_11]: It was a good fit though because it was a wide car.

[SPEAKER_03]: But here it is.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think when you talk about the poor ship.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: You're talking about

[SPEAKER_03]: doesn't matter whether you really fit or not.

[SPEAKER_03]: It really doesn't matter because what matters two things, how it looks on the outside, and then what it feels like to drive.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I've just, you know, I had that little one and, you know, for a short period of time, but man, oh man, it's just, I just saw this and I said, what is the light?

[SPEAKER_11]: It's the way it looks like it,

[SPEAKER_11]: As you're approaching it to unlock it and get in you just get the joy of seeing it because it is a thing of beauty It really is.

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[SPEAKER_03]: No, that's okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: I can do it for I can tell you right now.

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[SPEAKER_03]: You'd like to talk about your AI confusion when we return.

[SPEAKER_03]: I would love to.

[SPEAKER_11]: And I also found out that our buddy Josh was also pretty to this.

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[SPEAKER_03]: Hey, what confused you today?

[SPEAKER_03]: Besides the field of dreams.

[SPEAKER_11]: I get them in the up in the morning and you know, you get alerts.

[SPEAKER_11]: It says, what are you going to look at today?

[SPEAKER_11]: And, you know, you see, you've got like 17 alerts from TikTok.

[SPEAKER_11]: So I open TikTok and I look at it.

[SPEAKER_11]: And I see something.

[SPEAKER_11]: And I see this right away.

[SPEAKER_11]: And I say, this is wild.

[SPEAKER_11]: This is incredible.

[SPEAKER_11]: This is the first thing I see, and I click on it and I play it, and this is what I saw.

[SPEAKER_11]: is a lady in an inflatable suit that has a propeller between her legs so that when she jumps in the water she floats and the propeller shoots her across the water.

[SPEAKER_11]: It's getting excited.

[SPEAKER_11]: It's called the float bro.

[SPEAKER_09]: The one I got was a shark in a man in a shark costume doing the same thing.

[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I immediately said, this is nutty, and it looks like a blast.

[SPEAKER_11]: There is a lake at my dad's place that the Eastern Shore.

[SPEAKER_03]: I did the fake, did the fake element come into your brain at all.

[SPEAKER_11]: Not yet.

[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_11]: Because I'm looking at it.

[SPEAKER_11]: I said, that's great.

[SPEAKER_11]: So right away, I search float bro.

[SPEAKER_11]: And there's a website.

[SPEAKER_11]: And you can buy it.

[SPEAKER_11]: There is an actual float bro website.

[SPEAKER_11]: I said, this thing must be real.

[SPEAKER_11]: And based on the Google search, I got a second float bro piece of social media with a guy.

[SPEAKER_11]: And this was the second one.

[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: No way.

[SPEAKER_11]: What the f**k. F**k. Ha ha.

[SPEAKER_11]: Three.

[SPEAKER_11]: You inflate the float bro with you.

[SPEAKER_11]: Excited.

[SPEAKER_11]: And then I started to think.

[SPEAKER_11]: How are you going to keep your, I mean, I mean, I know I'm no great person for course strength, but even the average person, how are you going to keep your face up while you're zooming like that?

[SPEAKER_11]: Second thing that occurred to me is with a propeller between your legs, you're going to cut your balls off.

[SPEAKER_11]: It's just going to happen.

[SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[SPEAKER_11]: And then the third thing is, I want you to see this guy take the float bro box up.

[SPEAKER_11]: This thing has a full body suit made of vinyl,

[SPEAKER_11]: and some sort of rechargeable 12-volt battery.

[SPEAKER_11]: This look how light it is when he picks it up.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's just four fingers to pick it up.

[SPEAKER_03]: Like no, no heavy plastic, nothing at all.

[SPEAKER_11]: And so I said, we've got to talk about this.

[SPEAKER_11]: So right before we're setting up for the show, I search it and the website, she is gone.

[SPEAKER_11]: The website is no longer there.

[SPEAKER_11]: So I go to AI and I say, hey, AI, hey, artificial intelligence is the bro float suit real and it says no.

[SPEAKER_11]: The viral motorized bro flowed suit often called the float bro seen in recent social knitting on social media videos is not a real product.

[SPEAKER_11]: These are widely debunked AI generated or CGI animations.

[SPEAKER_11]: Now the thing that threw me is that at 8 a.m. it was full blast and at 2 o'clock it's gone.

[SPEAKER_11]: Is that the life of an AI?

[SPEAKER_09]: product net and that's for me it was also first thing this morning I opened up my phone and I saw a video of this and I had a similar thing where I was like that's cool and then I looked at it and realized well it's some type of like engine between his legs so okay where's the how's it working and then I realized this is fake yeah and all the different videos on social media sometimes it propellers sometimes it's like a water jet but let's look at the lady again okay because I think this is the best one let's say a

[SPEAKER_11]: I also like the way that every different shot the water is a different color.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right, here we go.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this to me, this is the way this is where my mind goes.

[SPEAKER_03]: We're talking about something like this.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, AI completely fake, but at the same time from an engineering standpoint, and Josh here bit of an engineer.

[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, your an aspect is what threw me off as it's fake.

[SPEAKER_03]: But you could all think it possible now see that's a good question.

[SPEAKER_09]: Why wouldn't it be possible?

[SPEAKER_03]: What if there was?

[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, you can't keep your body that straight.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: You would have to be on a board or something.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_11]: Was it a Josh?

[SPEAKER_11]: You might know this.

[SPEAKER_11]: I doubt Mike will have watched any of the SpongeBob Squarepants motion pictures.

[SPEAKER_11]: Not the television, but there was a motion picture that had David Hasselhoff writing a wave where his body was also comically straight like a two by four.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_11]: And that's what it resembles, yeah.

[SPEAKER_11]: Again, and also, not that it matters, but it's really not a flattering fit.

[SPEAKER_11]: Because this lady, if you look at her face, she doesn't appear to be overweight, but once she inflates the suit.

[SPEAKER_03]: He certainly have been soft, there's no place for that to be good.

[SPEAKER_03]: And how do you think we were drawn to it because she was fat?

[SPEAKER_11]: No, not at all.

[SPEAKER_11]: I'm just, that was, Mike, that there's a lot of the problems with this ad are multifold.

[SPEAKER_09]: Anyway, what brought me in is those fat suits that you see at Halloween, where people that have a little in her hands, they just inflate around you.

[SPEAKER_09]: Or a big one, right?

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, the super wrestlers that you used to see it.

[SPEAKER_11]: Did you ever do that at your bar?

[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I don't think so, but I mean, but I've seen him a million times it cost him to go.

[SPEAKER_09]: Probably 15, 20 years ago.

[SPEAKER_09]: We had the sum of suits at the middle school camp up in New Jersey.

[SPEAKER_09]: I go to and we took him out to the ocean and they float exactly like that.

[SPEAKER_09]: But where's the center of gravity?

[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, it works.

[SPEAKER_11]: You'd be as likely to float with your head under water.

[SPEAKER_03]: Let me address it down in the comments.

[SPEAKER_03]: We have a Clifford Curtis comment.

[SPEAKER_03]: Listen since 96.

[SPEAKER_03]: Nice.

[SPEAKER_03]: Every day for the last five years, I have to fast forward to the last 15 minutes.

[SPEAKER_03]: Mike is more a bitch than ever.

[SPEAKER_03]: Does it though anything about anything real life, whining pile of shit?

[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, Clifford.

[SPEAKER_03]: Appreciate the feedback.

[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_11]: There are very well-description.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yes.

[SPEAKER_11]: We actually have video of Clifford, Mike.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's very serious.

[SPEAKER_03]: No way!

[SPEAKER_03]: What the f***!

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[SPEAKER_02]: You winding piece of shit.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_03]: You winding pile of shit.

[SPEAKER_11]: File, my please get it right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Who's the rule set in?

[SPEAKER_03]: He's still listening.

[SPEAKER_03]: You get it, Bruins rule.

[SPEAKER_03]: You have absolutely get it.

[SPEAKER_11]: So my, yeah, the float bro is not real and the website is down.

[SPEAKER_11]: But what a great run it had for six hours.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, I can't think of it off the top of my head, but there are things that you will see periodically that are gadgets.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I know I brought one to the show.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've done it, I know I've done it at least once or twice where I've brought something in, and you guys immediately tell me that's not real.

[SPEAKER_11]: The greatest one ever is the power antenna.

[SPEAKER_09]: Because it's not like it's more like when he brings the capsule that's hanging off the side of the mountain that you can rent and live in and what you do this and it's a fake.

[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think I was talking earlier when I was saying the desire of our fellow Americans to separate all of us from our own money.

[SPEAKER_03]: But also, there's a wonderful hobby that Americans love to pursue, and that is bullshitting each other.

[SPEAKER_03]: yeah there's a great deal of satisfaction derived out of bullshitting each other and it's fantastic you know uh all right so let me see Clifford I'm really having fun with this yell it rob more Mike fucks everything up changes start time to golf

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, Clifford.

[SPEAKER_03]: I do, uh, done by Clifford.

[SPEAKER_03]: See, is that mean you're leaving?

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_09]: Come back every day.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, he does.

[SPEAKER_11]: My Clifford is a schedule.

[SPEAKER_11]: Have you seen on any of the social media sites, the new amazing vegetable peeler that can turn a simple like cucumber into beautiful cucumber strings with one stroke of your wrist?

[SPEAKER_03]: No, is it fake?

[SPEAKER_11]: I actually bought it and I threw it away immediately.

[SPEAKER_11]: It's horrible.

[SPEAKER_11]: I don't have to hear it horrible.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'll give you a little taste of what's going to come tomorrow on the show.

[SPEAKER_03]: So my son gets a paracrox.

[SPEAKER_03]: And as you know, Rob Crox are not cheap.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, cheap to go out of there, but no, I have a paracrox.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, paracrox is expensive.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're ridiculously expensive.

[SPEAKER_03]: And what does he have also?

[SPEAKER_03]: Because he has everything he wants.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and anybody, hey Clifford, he has everything he wants in life.

[SPEAKER_11]: Anything he wants.

[SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, sorry, I just thought I'd share that.

[SPEAKER_03]: He takes the cross of a Josh.

[SPEAKER_03]: You did need to tip that in.

[SPEAKER_03]: You didn't need to tip that in for Clifford.

[SPEAKER_03]: You really did?

[SPEAKER_09]: I don't want Clifford to jump in with.

[SPEAKER_09]: I know.

[SPEAKER_09]: I don't care.

[SPEAKER_03]: See, I'm enjoying it.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm goating Clifford.

[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_09]: So Clifford?

[SPEAKER_09]: He's got the Crocs.

[SPEAKER_09]: He's got the E-bike.

[SPEAKER_03]: He drags his toes.

[SPEAKER_03]: when he's on his e-bike and when he's coming to a stop or something.

[SPEAKER_03]: So I look at his crocks brand new crocks that I bought like two weeks ago.

[SPEAKER_03]: And a third of them are going, the front front legot is just a little front flint stone toes just sticking out of his crocks.

[SPEAKER_03]: So what are you doing?

[SPEAKER_03]: So I said, well, you're not getting the privilege of getting a top of the line footwear anymore.

[SPEAKER_03]: You can't do.

[SPEAKER_03]: We can't do that.

[SPEAKER_09]: And by the way, the box is top of the line now.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, crocks is not cheap.

[SPEAKER_09]: No, the name brand is expense.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, this is 50 or 60 bucks.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and piece of plastic and then his buddy Taylor out grew his hokas So he had these slip on hokas that were brand new They did the same thing to the toes and though so he's walking around Then he really looks like he's a bag lady because he's walking around with the hokas and they're you know They're they're sticking out.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's it's not cool.

[SPEAKER_03]: So

[SPEAKER_03]: I went and I went and got me the app called team move.

[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I got him very inexpensive shoes, two pairs of they appear to be running shoes and they arrived yesterday in a bag at the door.

[SPEAKER_03]: And when I picked the bag up, you know, you would know if you're picking up sneakers right there.

[SPEAKER_03]: There's a little half, especially if there are two pairs in there.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: And there wasn't any that after any get some.

[SPEAKER_02]: your shoes came in and that says he walks over the table.

[SPEAKER_02]: He's a dad.

[SPEAKER_03]: These feel like styrofoam.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: They did.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: They did.

[SPEAKER_03]: But I'm like, if they're comfy, throw them on, beat the crap out of them and let's move on.

[SPEAKER_11]: I'm past, I'm past team of footwear.

[SPEAKER_11]: Full me three times.

[SPEAKER_03]: I want to go shoes today.

[SPEAKER_03]: I won't.

[SPEAKER_03]: I wore the golf shoes today.

[SPEAKER_11]: Mike I will I always go disappointed if I buy something looks good online and a shoe comes in a bag I want it to be in a box.

[SPEAKER_11]: I don't want to see it in a padded.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've had good and bad.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've had good experiences about experiences.

[SPEAKER_03]: I got a new one that I took advantage of.

[SPEAKER_03]: I might be ripped off.

[SPEAKER_03]: What's that?

[SPEAKER_03]: I'll let

[SPEAKER_11]: Did you get a good deal?

[SPEAKER_11]: Did you get to spend the wheel three times?

[SPEAKER_11]: No, no, this is a different.

[SPEAKER_03]: This is a different, this is a different.

[SPEAKER_03]: What's the quote, bro?

[SPEAKER_03]: This is a different, you got to give me some of those websites where they sell shit.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Jean, shine though.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, there's another one.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm not saying.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm not saying.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'm not saying.

[SPEAKER_03]: What is your opinion, I'm an idiot.

[SPEAKER_03]: I know I am.

[SPEAKER_03]: What is your opinion of Alibaba?

[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's done, right, there you have to buy a bulk.

[SPEAKER_11]: I didn't, for this particular, uh, I took my toe into Ali Baba and it feels to be not quite up to the team or the level.

[SPEAKER_09]: No, I feel like DHgate is the top.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: And then Timo and then Ali Baba.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, you know.

[SPEAKER_09]: How much shine for shine fit in?

[SPEAKER_09]: Shine just close.

[SPEAKER_09]: Shine is probably the top, because of course.

[SPEAKER_09]: Because of course.

[SPEAKER_03]: And my shine is the Cadillac of Website.

[SPEAKER_03]: And then there's the sub website for the Michael Marisho podcast, which is my personal place where I, you know, commissary with my friends, it's called www.shitfromshinola.org.

[SPEAKER_03]: We never got our health update on Josh, can that you want to quick update?

[SPEAKER_09]: Is it, is it just brief?

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I can tell you real brief.

[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, I mean, I went to the doctors because for about a year now, I've been having trouble with red meat.

[SPEAKER_09]: And it has expanded to most meats that when I eat meat, I get pain in my side and my back.

[SPEAKER_09]: about 30 minutes after I eat.

[SPEAKER_09]: So I've been avoiding me because of this.

[SPEAKER_09]: You know, Mike, or did I read me like steak?

[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I was, I'd read me.

[SPEAKER_11]: I'd get a pain in my wallet in my right.

[SPEAKER_09]: That's me.

[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, I was avoiding red meat.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: And then it turned into, well, I should avoid chicken as well.

[SPEAKER_09]: And now it's gotten to the point where I finally went and talk to the doctor about it.

[SPEAKER_09]: So I have to go myself one time.

[SPEAKER_09]: I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_09]: Gentlemen, I got to get an ultrasound because they think I have

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, nothing more serious though, right?

[SPEAKER_09]: Hmm, probably not.

[SPEAKER_09]: Now, that might, once they do the ultrasound, it might lead to surgery, but that's what we stand real quick.

[SPEAKER_11]: If you have the surgery, that sucks.

[SPEAKER_11]: May I have the stones?

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, well, the surgery would be to remove the whole gallbladder.

[SPEAKER_11]: Oh, I don't want to.

[SPEAKER_09]: So you could have that.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, no.

[SPEAKER_03]: Are not normal.

[SPEAKER_03]: Um, okay, so you'll keep us, uh, post-out, you know, you know what causes gallstones mic is people that jump into bed like superman Hey, uh, before we go to be, before we go to the stuff started when I joined this show Okay, yeah, make the family check up and tell the idea for our bag.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I just want the stones, that's like one last message for Clifford

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because I like to make everybody happy.

[SPEAKER_03]: Clifford, I'm not really happy lately.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm really not a happy person.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not, I'm not as happy as I should be.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hopefully that brings you some sort of peace.

[SPEAKER_03]: I really hope so.

[SPEAKER_03]: I really, really do.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's why I want.

[SPEAKER_11]: And it's why I may, you know, even if you're miserable, you're still happier than Clifford.

[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_03]: We'll take a break.

[SPEAKER_03]: We'll come back to some of the full of a video for us.

[SPEAKER_11]: I've got stuff that is current and hot and exciting and happening.

[SPEAKER_11]: And a story about someone you know that you've never heard before.

[SPEAKER_02]: Ooh.

[SPEAKER_02]: Alright.

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[SPEAKER_11]: You know what that middleman is, Mike?

[SPEAKER_11]: He's a club bug.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, club bug.

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[SPEAKER_02]: It's lightweight, June pretty good.

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[SPEAKER_02]: You got to see Rob in his linen pants.

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[SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes when I do my Johnny Cash kind of morphs into Elvis.

[SPEAKER_11]: I mean, you know what?

[SPEAKER_11]: I think it's very accurate.

[SPEAKER_11]: I'm pleased that you stayed in character for the whole spot.

[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_11]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_03]: I appreciate that.

[SPEAKER_03]: Let's take a look at that some beautiful video.

[SPEAKER_11]: Let us start with this.

[SPEAKER_11]: We did not mention this gentleman today.

[SPEAKER_11]: And we got some love on his social media today.

[SPEAKER_08]: I'm Larry Pennington and welcome to my thrifted home here in Roopath Beach, Delaware, it is Monday and we haven't even decided where we're going yet and we were just on a podcast of Michael Maris Show, which was fun, they had asked if we'd be on and we were happy to do that.

[SPEAKER_08]: So that was neat, they had discovered us and have been watching my videos.

[SPEAKER_08]: So, um,

[SPEAKER_08]: I'm wearing my blue sear sucker, which I like to wear as if we're a blue place to get this is that wonderful shirt that I strip you wore that when you're on the shirt and white linen pants my blue both shoes and my blue belt and

[SPEAKER_08]: Nice, her wearing that little gold jewelry and her style lapel pins.

[SPEAKER_08]: Where's David?

[SPEAKER_08]: We're gonna decide where we're going tonight.

[SPEAKER_08]: What?

[SPEAKER_08]: We'll have to figure it out.

[SPEAKER_08]: Let's see what Dave is wearing.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Remember that we found out on the other side of you?

[SPEAKER_08]: He's gone.

[SPEAKER_08]: They go out every night, every night, every night.

[SPEAKER_08]: They don't cook anymore.

[SPEAKER_08]: He is wearing his blue check, sear sucker, blue pants, white shoes, white pants.

[SPEAKER_08]: What's he got in his hand?

[SPEAKER_08]: And look at this.

[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, we can't hand.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's a stuffed animal.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, isn't it sweet?

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, Bob's your own.

[SPEAKER_08]: We still need God to decide where we're going, but we'll discuss that later.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think we gave him a little extra spring and a step.

[SPEAKER_11]: I think a lot of people were into the fact that David talked on our show.

[SPEAKER_11]: A lot of people had never heard David talk before.

[SPEAKER_03]: Isn't that it's like pen and teller a little bit, right?

[SPEAKER_11]: I love the fact that they didn't bring out the blue bear until they were wearing blue outfits.

[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, there it is, fans.

[SPEAKER_11]: No, Mike, I promised you a story you'd never heard before.

[SPEAKER_11]: Um, if I were to say to you the name, Anis Thessio's Carvalis, would it mean anything to you?

[SPEAKER_03]: God, it sounds familiar.

[SPEAKER_03]: It does sound familiar, but I'm not sure what it is.

[SPEAKER_11]: I'll give you a hint.

[SPEAKER_11]: He's an American businessman, but he was born in Athens, Greece, so give you the name again.

[SPEAKER_11]: Athanasios Carvallas, you see a sports team owner.

[SPEAKER_11]: He is not Mike.

[SPEAKER_11]: He is better known as Tom Carvall and he turns 120 this very day, the late Carvall.

[SPEAKER_03]: Look at that.

[SPEAKER_11]: And you know, everyone talks about cookie posts and thinnithin and fudgy the whale.

[SPEAKER_11]: But I did a little research and I found a Carvall character that

[SPEAKER_11]: I was not familiar with this is more of a fall character, actually two of them, and not only is this a great spot, but also it shows some great television production at the end of it.

[SPEAKER_11]: Let's just enjoy.

[SPEAKER_11]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_02]: This clip.

[SPEAKER_04]: You're participating in Carvella's Green Daily brings back up in the pumpkin.

[SPEAKER_04]: You remember him?

[SPEAKER_04]: He's cute.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now how he's got a friend, nutty hit ghost.

[SPEAKER_04]: Now, would you like to send nutty to ghost with friends somewhere in the northeastern Florida?

[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.

[SPEAKER_04]: Please phone this toll-free number and one of our covelle stores will deliver Here's another advertising expert who gets hurt to sense in Ice cream better than our commercial All right, now he's tight tight programming Who's he 30 with the low-ring juice hit a moment now normally after that you throw it right to another commercial Sure or promo

[SPEAKER_11]: or maybe even the show.

[SPEAKER_11]: Come to the show guys.

[UNKNOWN]: This is TD 38 WSB KTV.

[UNKNOWN]: Ratsets.

[UNKNOWN]: You have a watch channel 38.

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, Ratsets used to be.

[SPEAKER_11]: They would send that signal down to Channel 22.

[SPEAKER_03]: And what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what's the, in what

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, take your shoes off, put your feet up, it's time to meet up.

[SPEAKER_03]: We're at the Boston Red Sox, Boston Born and Boston Bread Sox, relax, relax, and be a Sox, watcher, I promised you a story you'd never heard before Mike.

[SPEAKER_03]: Now, don't be the pumpkin, don't be the pumpkin made out of your head.

[SPEAKER_11]: When you're going to say that that goes to have you ever seen that many nuts in chocolate before Well, that'll kill someone today.

[SPEAKER_11]: Well, well, it's bad for your golf Athenocius Carvalis as I said was 120.

[SPEAKER_11]: He's 120 today, but he died October 21st 1990 Okay, but in October 2009, it's a true story

[SPEAKER_11]: Carvelle's niece Pamela Carvelle filed court papers to have Carvelle's body exhumed and an autopsy performed stating that she suspected he was drugged or suffocated by employees.

[SPEAKER_11]: That's Carvelle's.

[SPEAKER_11]: That's better.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's better.

[SPEAKER_03]: That is drugged by and suffocated by employees.

[SPEAKER_11]: I think it speaks well of the Carvelle organization that they were able to keep this story quiet.

[SPEAKER_03]: Is they find anything with me?

[SPEAKER_11]: It turns out her petition, her petition was denied.

[SPEAKER_11]: And she later became a fugitive from justice in a personal bankruptcy case.

[SPEAKER_11]: It was just a cash grab, Mike.

[SPEAKER_11]: She had been vying for control of his $67 million estate, which in modern $2,026, 105 million dollars.

[SPEAKER_11]: That's a lot of nuts.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, one a nasty lady.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's terrible, you know?

[SPEAKER_11]: And his body remained undisturbed.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[SPEAKER_11]: Do you remember Sherry who sold us pencils from a place over in the forest?

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, the lady.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the lady that's in the fat on the factory floor talking about her pencils.

[SPEAKER_11]: She's not selling pencils anymore.

[SPEAKER_11]: Really?

[SPEAKER_11]: Now she's selling stuffed grape leaves.

[SPEAKER_11]: And she's launched a big campaign.

[SPEAKER_11]: I'm excited.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm begging with my girly blue products.

[SPEAKER_05]: Please give them a nice thank you for showing us our sample.

[SPEAKER_05]: Everybody is up.

[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, you.

[SPEAKER_05]: The feeling is mostly the rice.

[SPEAKER_05]: Sticky with a rice and the spices.

[SPEAKER_05]: I repeat the highs a nice hall and the fresh purple flavor.

[SPEAKER_06]: What's that you say Mike I don't know that doesn't look like my cup of rice Did you say you wanted to see one more spot with her yes, I'd love to see it Absolutely Everybody was a secretary Brash of everybody was up What's anybody was up so that was like everybody was up pick up like everybody was up How like everybody was up Everybody was up everybody was up and I got a surgery

[SPEAKER_11]: Now, the thing that I find most fascinating here is this shot, right?

[SPEAKER_11]: The barrels of grape leaves that are just outside somewhere on sidewalk, there's no way you're getting that diarrhea virus from those, is there?

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, don't pick any to Josh.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's hard for the rest of the year.

[SPEAKER_03]: That'll be terrible.

[SPEAKER_11]: I know Mike that we have time for just one more.

[SPEAKER_11]: And let's close with this.

[SPEAKER_11]: You lived in Virginia.

[SPEAKER_11]: I live in Virginia.

[SPEAKER_11]: Josh, have you ever lived in Virginia?

[SPEAKER_11]: But you've been Virginia adjacent, right?

[SPEAKER_09]: I've been Virginia.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I've avoided Virginia.

[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_11]: Well, I think anyone will agree when I tell you this.

[SPEAKER_11]: Virginia has the best state flag.

[SPEAKER_07]: There's a dead a tyrant and a call to violence And did I mention a tini?

[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, your flag has a bear, oh, your flag has a star Well, get out of this tini Didn't yet use my lovers, and I guess that's why Our flag has a big old tini

[SPEAKER_11]: Now, what's amazing is I actually remember noticing the titty when I was in elementary school.

[SPEAKER_11]: Did you get turned on?

[SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_11]: I missed four weeks in class.

[SPEAKER_09]: That's what you bought a house.

[SPEAKER_03]: That is what I bought a house.

[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.

[SPEAKER_03]: That was a good one.

[SPEAKER_03]: I enjoyed that.

[SPEAKER_03]: I hope you enjoyed the show today.

[SPEAKER_03]: Clifford, we will be back tomorrow with a brand new episode.

[SPEAKER_03]: I really, really appreciate all the people that support us all the time on YouTube.

[SPEAKER_03]: Don't forget to subscribe to our bonus content.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay?

[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's the end of the show, shut up.

[SPEAKER_11]: Congratulations, Mike.

[SPEAKER_11]: That's got to be a congratulatory call.

[SPEAKER_03]: Dammit.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hi.

[SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, how is it going to make that?

[SPEAKER_11]: Is that Pamela Carvelle calling you?

[SPEAKER_03]: That's Pamela Carvelle.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, Marie.

[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you, Marie.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's going to happen again.

[SPEAKER_02]: No, it didn't.

[SPEAKER_03]: We're going to get out of here.

[SPEAKER_03]: I want to get out of here before I screw up again.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm for Joshua Rook and Rob Spuack.

[SPEAKER_03]: Michael Maris, thanks so long, everybody.

[SPEAKER_03]: Bye.

[SPEAKER_03]: Love you.

[SPEAKER_03]: Bye.

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[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, it's Gary Vierci.

[SPEAKER_11]: This is it.

[SPEAKER_11]: This is it.

[SPEAKER_11]: He was an overweight alcoholic who just happened to be one of the greatest pure passers in NFL history.

[SPEAKER_11]: And remember, we're not happy until you're not happy.