<v Speaker 1>Jerry Katy and Josh one hundred Katie all over the grams.

<v Speaker 1>I keep seeing these stories about something called slop face.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, give the okay. So they're saying that people in

<v Speaker 2>Hollywood are all starting to have the same face, and

<v Speaker 2>they are so accurate with it. So the term slop

<v Speaker 2>face comes from AI. Right, We're seeing a lot of

<v Speaker 2>AI slop. We're also seeing a lot of filters and

<v Speaker 2>you know, corrections on Instagram, like everyone's trying to be

<v Speaker 2>so perfect, and they're like, think back to the last

<v Speaker 2>several decades of movie stars, specifically now and think of

<v Speaker 2>like al Pacino, Sylvester Stallone, Meryl Street, Yeah Baylock for

<v Speaker 2>a female, you know example, there there was a time

<v Speaker 2>when they all didn't share a certain look. They all

<v Speaker 2>looked different. I mean they all look great in their

<v Speaker 2>own right or unique or whatever. They all had their

<v Speaker 2>own look though, and they didn't all start to look

<v Speaker 2>the same. And today there is a theme. And there's

<v Speaker 2>a writer who came out, so the Hollywood Reporter somebody

<v Speaker 2>wrote an article about it, and he had some really

<v Speaker 2>really good points. They're like, when was the last time

<v Speaker 2>he saw a star under forty with less than perfect teeth?

<v Speaker 2>What about a bald spot or a large nose. How

<v Speaker 2>about a lead actress in a movie with a BMI

<v Speaker 2>over thirty or a shirtless leading actor with washboard abs.

<v Speaker 2>I mean, as much as our society is very much

<v Speaker 2>like you know, it's so true, embrace our looks and

<v Speaker 2>there's no you know, no judgment exactly, there's so much judgment.

<v Speaker 1>And there's the last thick guy. I can think of

<v Speaker 1>one thick guy, Jack Black.

<v Speaker 2>Even then, he you know, has dead times in his

<v Speaker 2>career where he's been very spelt. He's been very in.

<v Speaker 1>Reynolds and the Chris Hemsworth's in the Rock absolutely, even

<v Speaker 1>Tom Cruise has a rock and bod still saying Jackman.

<v Speaker 2>A big part of where this Hollywood reporter it hit him,

<v Speaker 2>and that's where they wanted to write this story was

<v Speaker 2>they were at a party where there was a bunch

<v Speaker 2>of older news people in the room. There was also

<v Speaker 2>a bunch of younger like CW Channel two people in

<v Speaker 2>there who had the long hair extensions and the big

<v Speaker 2>lips and the eyelash extensions, and they all looked the

<v Speaker 2>same as compared to the you know, older people who

<v Speaker 2>had different looks about them. So it just it was

<v Speaker 2>very and it makes you think, like, I know, we

<v Speaker 2>all want to look good and we all want to

<v Speaker 2>feel good about ourselves, but we also want to embrace

<v Speaker 2>what makes us unique because there is no other you.

<v Speaker 2>Remember that you were the only you?

<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, don't you phil.

<v Speaker 2>Your It was the best to be in you.

<v Speaker 4>You.

<v Speaker 3>My own personal slot face is.

<v Speaker 1>When I'm shoving barbecue into my mouth with a little

<v Speaker 1>coal sla on the side, and I got stuff on

<v Speaker 1>my face because I'm just shoveling in.

<v Speaker 2>You know what that's sexy to me?

<v Speaker 1>Jared, Yeah, Katie's got chicken juice all over her face.

<v Speaker 2>Slot face, stay sexy.

<v Speaker 3>Well, we won't tell you what's on Josh's face? Can

<v Speaker 3>I just say what?

<v Speaker 2>I wish more people came out and told us what

<v Speaker 2>happened at that wedding. I know they were all sworn

<v Speaker 2>to secrecy and sign NDA's and everything.

<v Speaker 3>I was laying in bed staring at the ceiling.

<v Speaker 2>You're telling somebody like Somber can't come out and tell

<v Speaker 2>us what happened, like we signed the girl, But it's

<v Speaker 2>like nobody's saying nothing. They must really respect Taylor.

<v Speaker 1>It's really weird, though, isn't it somebody who thrives on entertainment,

<v Speaker 1>and look at me that that was kept so private,

<v Speaker 1>which I.

<v Speaker 2>Kind of like, it's like, yeah, I get it.

<v Speaker 3>You want to they'll be photo rea. You know what,

<v Speaker 3>there's going to be photop.

<v Speaker 2>There's gonna be a coffee table book that you can

<v Speaker 2>get exclusively on our web target or something exactly what

<v Speaker 2>it's going to be. You know, you're right, don't make

<v Speaker 2>money off think they are.

<v Speaker 3>They are money machines.

<v Speaker 4>They will.

<v Speaker 3>They will bank off this for sure. They'll recoup all

<v Speaker 3>the costs. You know, wish them nothing but the well,

<v Speaker 3>they probably.

<v Speaker 1>Already have just an interest payments on what they got.

<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, all right, guys, fifteen minutes yes, let

<v Speaker 1>me see.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I'll round up twenty seconds. Fifteen minutes away

<v Speaker 3>from fast five.

<v Speaker 1>Set your reminder, be ready to call in and have

<v Speaker 1>some fun and possibly walk away with.

<v Speaker 3>Some Hillary Duff concert tickets. Seven point thirty Today with

<v Speaker 3>JKJ Real Quick.

<v Speaker 1>There's a seventy six year old woman in Florida named

<v Speaker 1>Nancy Little Nancy Pants. She received her new license plates

<v Speaker 1>in the mail recently, and she couldn't believe what she saw. Oh,

<v Speaker 1>you might want to write this down so you can

<v Speaker 1>kind of puzzle it out. Here's what her license plate says,

<v Speaker 1>s q Z dash A five five.

<v Speaker 3>Squeeze ass getting on love.

<v Speaker 2>I would love that ass.

<v Speaker 3>So here's the thing.

<v Speaker 1>Nancy didn't order these vanity plates, sweet little seventy six year.

<v Speaker 3>Old Nancy, just a random assignment. Oh, I got an email.

<v Speaker 1>First she went and blisted and then she added, you

<v Speaker 1>know what, I got kind of chill about this in

<v Speaker 1>the past few days because the ladies that live in

<v Speaker 1>the senior community with me, they say, hey, just drive

<v Speaker 1>around with them, have some fun with you.

<v Speaker 3>She might like a few honks. There's squeeze ar plates.

<v Speaker 2>Nancy's gotten so much action since she got these plates.

<v Speaker 1>The state offered to replace them for free, but she's like, now,

<v Speaker 1>go ahead and keep them to It's Florida too, so

<v Speaker 1>it's definitely a Florida story. But how cute is that

<v Speaker 1>when you're seventy six in your license plates say the

<v Speaker 1>say squeeze ass.

<v Speaker 2>Yes, she's retired, she's just living life and she would

<v Speaker 2>loving it. You know, this is what she has to

<v Speaker 2>look forward to.

<v Speaker 3>That's awesome.

<v Speaker 1>So, speaking of squeezing some booty, Katie is anticipating the

<v Speaker 1>arrival of Chicago guy.

<v Speaker 2>He's coming tomorrow.

<v Speaker 3>She's been lusting after. I love him decade years.

<v Speaker 2>Nine years years, five years, but I love him a.

<v Speaker 3>Lot of back in Worth. It's a very toxic relationship.

<v Speaker 4>You know.

<v Speaker 2>You guys do not like him.

<v Speaker 1>It's not going to amount to anything. But he is

<v Speaker 1>coming into town tomorrow. He's going to be waiting at

<v Speaker 1>the airport with a sign.

<v Speaker 3>Is sign's gonna say, squeeze assn it is. You guys

<v Speaker 3>are spending the weekend together.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so much so that we're gonna be checking in

<v Speaker 1>with Katie actually throughout the morning on your adventure to

<v Speaker 1>the airport and picking this clown up.

<v Speaker 3>I know, but you said that you're preparing for this.

<v Speaker 2>I am.

<v Speaker 3>We got to keep it fairly PG because he's got

<v Speaker 3>a lot of kids listening es coming out. Absolutely been preparing.

<v Speaker 2>Well, and I just want to start it like this. Now.

<v Speaker 2>I have multiple things on the list of women and

<v Speaker 2>just you know, maintenance things that I won't do by

<v Speaker 2>myself anymore. I have tried to give myself a pedicure

<v Speaker 2>and now I have tried to wax myself. Oh let

<v Speaker 2>me tell you that is not something you should trust

<v Speaker 2>me with it is not. So someone told me that,

<v Speaker 2>you know, because you can go get that done and

<v Speaker 2>it's like thirty forty bucks something like that. And so

<v Speaker 2>somebody said, you know, you can get that the strips

<v Speaker 2>at any retail store and it's like ten bucks and

<v Speaker 2>you get a box of twenty strips and you just

<v Speaker 2>peel them apart, you lay them on where you need

<v Speaker 2>to strip the hair, and then you pull it back

<v Speaker 2>right so here, I am like, this looks so easy.

<v Speaker 2>And I had to get a tan yesterday too, so

<v Speaker 2>right before I got my tan, I'm like, oh crap,

<v Speaker 2>I forgot I have to wax.

<v Speaker 3>So first of all, would you peel the tan off

<v Speaker 3>if you were to do it after?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, probably because it's.

<v Speaker 3>The spray tan, but also the peel the skin so

<v Speaker 3>much more.

<v Speaker 2>So I put the little wax thing where I need

<v Speaker 2>it to be, and I guess, like I know, well,

<v Speaker 2>and you're not supposed to put it in a crevice,

<v Speaker 2>and like, well, this is where your leg and the.

<v Speaker 3>Where you meet, so right there.

<v Speaker 2>And so like I have it there and I pull

<v Speaker 2>it back and let me just first of all, if

<v Speaker 2>you've never done that ouch out and then I had

<v Speaker 2>to do it three more times. It's like, that's why.

<v Speaker 3>People pay for this three times?

<v Speaker 1>How Harry are you squatch over here?

<v Speaker 3>But is this nineteen seventy?

<v Speaker 2>Shut up? The strips are this big.

<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, it is.

<v Speaker 2>Sweaty dug in about over here. The first one comes

<v Speaker 2>off fine, but it hurts, and I'm like, oh, I

<v Speaker 2>really have to brace myself for these next on the wall.

<v Speaker 2>Then so then I'm thinking I don't have to do

<v Speaker 2>it as hard, and so I try and gentle pull

<v Speaker 2>it back and it didn't work, and then the wax

<v Speaker 2>just stuck to me all started going everywhere. Oh on

<v Speaker 2>my arm, I've got it off my toe. There's wax

<v Speaker 2>on my elbow and I don't even know how good there.

<v Speaker 2>And then getting that stuff off in the shower.

<v Speaker 3>Pretty much impossible. Yeah, it's not happening. Like it's not happening.

<v Speaker 2>So then I'm googling how do I take off this

<v Speaker 2>wax off my body?

<v Speaker 3>Because he answered said there.

<v Speaker 2>Should be some strips in the box that help you.

<v Speaker 2>And then I look at the box, I'm.

<v Speaker 3>Like, oh, there it is like an alcohol way youragon check.

<v Speaker 2>I did not check, Josh. I had baby wipes and

<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh my goodness.

<v Speaker 4>But anyway, so then after that, I have to go

<v Speaker 4>get the tan still right, And I told her. I

<v Speaker 4>was like, listen, I did something kind of stupid, like

<v Speaker 4>twenty minutes ago.

<v Speaker 2>I decided to wax off like all of this, and

<v Speaker 2>she was like, here's a baby wipe. I'm like, I

<v Speaker 2>already did that. I already did that didn't really work.

<v Speaker 2>So then my problem is the parts where the wax

<v Speaker 2>is still sticking to my body. So I have the

<v Speaker 2>funniest Damne. I can't how do you explain that lights

<v Speaker 2>off day at the pool? Explain this at the pool?

<v Speaker 2>I know, so like, I'm just going to add that

<v Speaker 2>to the list of things that I should not do

<v Speaker 2>by myself. I'm going to pay for that.

<v Speaker 1>It's like, at least get a friend over or something

<v Speaker 1>to help you.

<v Speaker 2>I know, I need to call a friend next time,

<v Speaker 2>because that is not a solo.

<v Speaker 1>This is just the beginning of the disastrous weekend.

<v Speaker 2>I don't see that it's gonna be amazing.

<v Speaker 3>I have questions for you too.

<v Speaker 1>I want to talk about later on the show in

<v Speaker 1>regards to where he's staying. What you mean, like and like,

<v Speaker 1>how you're gonna do your business. I have questions about

<v Speaker 1>let's talk about that later in the show.

<v Speaker 4>Okay, this week it's gonna be a disaster.

<v Speaker 3>Don't eat any lettuce.

<v Speaker 2>I know.

<v Speaker 1>Katie off the air was like, have you seen the

<v Speaker 1>Texas Roadhouse hack? And I was like, what, Yeah, that's

<v Speaker 1>like my favorite place ever it is?

<v Speaker 3>What is it good?

<v Speaker 2>And we all love their buns and honey butter right,

<v Speaker 2>those rolls, that's Roadhouse.

<v Speaker 1>That's my nicknames, like the studio.

<v Speaker 3>Your honey but but well.

<v Speaker 2>Did you know when you roll into Texas Roadhouse and

<v Speaker 2>they bring you that basket of delicious rolls, you can

<v Speaker 2>ask them to turn around and take those rolls right

<v Speaker 2>back to the kitchen, cut them in half and grill

<v Speaker 2>them on the flat top. Why because it makes them

<v Speaker 2>crispy and crunchy and delicious. It's so good. So you

<v Speaker 2>can ask them to grill your buns and they'll do

<v Speaker 2>it for you free of charge. And it's I heard

<v Speaker 2>of this and it's essentially something. All the time, you're

<v Speaker 2>just toasting them, but they put them on the flat top.

<v Speaker 2>And that's the difference because you got to create that

<v Speaker 2>crust and you have to have you know.

<v Speaker 3>It might be a little a little state grease.

<v Speaker 2>Steak green, the beefy goodness, your goodness, it's so good. Okay,

<v Speaker 2>all right, yeah, so you just like level up those

<v Speaker 2>honey butter buns.

<v Speaker 3>That's the big hack. Huh what is wrong with that?

<v Speaker 2>I've been Yes, you didn't hear about it. You had

<v Speaker 2>no idea you could ask these people well to turn

<v Speaker 2>back and bring them back into the kitchen.

<v Speaker 3>I got a question.

<v Speaker 1>Are you allowed to ask for some of that cinnamon

<v Speaker 1>butter for like to go?

<v Speaker 3>Can you take it to go?

<v Speaker 2>I just did that. Yeah, I just did that.

<v Speaker 3>The desk give me some of that butter, you go.

<v Speaker 1>I got two extra cases, Yeah, you get two extra

<v Speaker 1>cases and some rolls to go on the case.

<v Speaker 3>Like just a little like a little a little tough

<v Speaker 3>doll up they do, two little dollups. Just put it

<v Speaker 3>wrapped down in my pocket. You hold your pocket out,

<v Speaker 3>fill it up right.

<v Speaker 1>Running out to your car with a handful of butter

<v Speaker 1>in the ninety degree heat.

<v Speaker 3>Right now, this was a bad idea. This is a

<v Speaker 3>really bad idea.