<v Speaker 1>Jared Y Katy and Josh six one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>What do you know about krawdads? Do you know anything

<v Speaker 2>about krowdads?

<v Speaker 3>I know that I had one krawdad or crawfish? Is

<v Speaker 3>that the same thing? Crawfish boil? And you bet Texas

<v Speaker 3>when I lived there, and they were disgusting. Okay, they're

<v Speaker 3>bottom feeders. They don't taste good.

<v Speaker 4>Okay.

<v Speaker 2>I don't know anything about them. And we have like

<v Speaker 2>this little uh it's like a lake.

<v Speaker 4>In our neighborhood.

<v Speaker 2>It's like, I don't know what it is, a mile

<v Speaker 2>around mile and a half and then there's a storm

<v Speaker 2>drain that comes out of the mountain into the lake

<v Speaker 2>and all the krawdads hang out there and they come

<v Speaker 2>zipping down the storm drain.

<v Speaker 3>I didn't even know we had them in Colorado.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So he was out there last night with a

<v Speaker 2>buddy and a flashlight and a home depot bucket and

<v Speaker 2>they had the bucket was topped off with the krawdads.

<v Speaker 4>Is that many?

<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Yeah?

<v Speaker 4>And I was like, what what are you doing?

<v Speaker 2>And I guess he's been out there and he's been

<v Speaker 2>catching him and releasing him.

<v Speaker 4>But the other day I wasn't aware of this.

<v Speaker 2>He caught a bunch of a buddy took him to

<v Speaker 2>my neighbor's house and they they cooked them and ate them.

<v Speaker 4>No is he Okay?

<v Speaker 2>I mean he's there hasn't been any sickness raining in

<v Speaker 2>the house. But can you get worms? He's eating sewer crawdads.

<v Speaker 3>That's disgusting, That's what I'm thinking.

<v Speaker 4>Okay. So on one hand, I'm like, this is rad.

<v Speaker 2>He's out getting crawdads out of a storm drain, living

<v Speaker 2>his best life.

<v Speaker 4>Right, He's not on the xbox. On the other hand, yeah,

<v Speaker 4>he's not on a tablet, you know.

<v Speaker 2>And on the other hand, I'm like, you're eating uh sewer,

<v Speaker 2>They're like rats.

<v Speaker 3>Almost to me, that just gave me the ship, Like

<v Speaker 3>that's I don't ship.

<v Speaker 4>I don't like that at all. I don't like it either.

<v Speaker 4>I'm uncomfortable with this. So I don't actually ate them.

<v Speaker 4>They ate them up. Oh boy. So I don't know.

<v Speaker 3>For him though, I mean, like I don't know. I

<v Speaker 3>I remember when I was really young at it's something

<v Speaker 3>stupid and we would magnifying glass like fry roly polleys

<v Speaker 3>and eat them like as a child. Oh god, no, yeah,

<v Speaker 3>I know. No, I know, but we were like, we

<v Speaker 3>fried them up, and so we put it's wrong with

<v Speaker 3>you a lot. I mean we've discussed this a lot,

<v Speaker 3>but that was. Yeah, I was like nine, ten years old.

<v Speaker 2>I feel so bad about the crowd heads. Now, at

<v Speaker 2>least they actually cooked the crawdads. I'm thinking of your

<v Speaker 2>girlfriend right now, who kisses you.

<v Speaker 5>Oh it was years ago.

<v Speaker 4>Never got to say anyway, that wasn't what we were

<v Speaker 4>going to talk about.

<v Speaker 2>I just was like looking at my phone. I was like,

<v Speaker 2>I don't know anything about crowdads. I don't know if

<v Speaker 2>it's safe to eat them. If they're coming out of

<v Speaker 2>some random sewer pipe.

<v Speaker 3>It's like a Southern delicacy.

<v Speaker 2>But this, I guess if you boil it, if they

<v Speaker 2>have anything inside them, it's gonna get killed if you.

<v Speaker 4>Boil them long enough. But yeah, still that's gross.

<v Speaker 3>I don't like it. Anyway.

<v Speaker 4>I don't like it either.

<v Speaker 3>Keep an eye as soon as they.

<v Speaker 2>Get home today he's grounded. I grabbed a bite with

<v Speaker 2>my buddy the other day. Yeah, they had gotten a

<v Speaker 2>new puppy. I mean, this seems like six months old,

<v Speaker 2>but somehow the dog got into an office closet and

<v Speaker 2>pulled out a wedding album that was in the closet

<v Speaker 2>and proceeded to chew it up. Oh no, and it's

<v Speaker 2>an album because they were married, Like I don't even know,

<v Speaker 2>I probably early two thousands.

<v Speaker 4>So it's pictures, Yeah, real life picture.

<v Speaker 2>It's real life pictures printed it from Walgreens or something,

<v Speaker 2>but it's real life photo from you in this scrap book.

<v Speaker 4>And the dog got a hold of it and just

<v Speaker 4>chewed the Bejesus out of it.

<v Speaker 3>Oh.

<v Speaker 2>His wife is devastated because there's no digital backup for

<v Speaker 2>these pictures. He's saying there was something like five hundred

<v Speaker 2>pictures in the album that from ceremony a reception to

<v Speaker 2>family portraits?

<v Speaker 3>Is it all gone?

<v Speaker 2>Pictures with like grandparents and stuff that aren't around anymore shredded.

<v Speaker 2>He's like, there's you know, a handful in there that

<v Speaker 2>are still salvageable. He's like, but a majority of them.

<v Speaker 2>I mean, He's like, we weren't.

<v Speaker 4>Home for a couple hours. Yeah, the dog.

<v Speaker 2>The dog was like this, get my too, toy, so

<v Speaker 2>just just destroyed.

<v Speaker 4>The wedding of them. I was like, well, what do

<v Speaker 4>you do?

<v Speaker 2>I mean, you got a puppy, there's nothing you can

<v Speaker 2>do about it. But it's just one of those moments

<v Speaker 2>you're like, damn.

<v Speaker 4>It, why did we get a dog? Why in the

<v Speaker 4>world did we get a dog? It's rough it.

<v Speaker 2>So if you guys have a story about what your

<v Speaker 2>dog destroyed at your house, I see lines are ringing.

<v Speaker 4>Josh, do you have one before you get phones?

<v Speaker 2>Uh?

<v Speaker 1>Three?

<v Speaker 4>Zo three six nine one sixteen forty nine. You guys on,

<v Speaker 4>hold hang tight. Do you have one?

<v Speaker 3>By chance?

<v Speaker 1>I do?

<v Speaker 3>So my sister, she and her husband raise and breed

<v Speaker 3>golden doodles. Okay, so this was about last year. They

<v Speaker 3>had the mother dog and she got into my sister's purse.

<v Speaker 3>So not only did she destroy the purse, but my

<v Speaker 3>sister's purse was air tagged so she in case she

<v Speaker 3>ever lost anything. So the dog now swallowed that air

<v Speaker 3>tag hole. And immediately my sister and her husband took

<v Speaker 3>the dog to the vet and they're like, do we

<v Speaker 3>need surgery? Like what's going on? And the vet was like, hey,

<v Speaker 3>you know what, everything looks intact there. I think this

<v Speaker 3>dog can pass it. And so they were able to

<v Speaker 3>follow the air tag as the dog for a couple

<v Speaker 3>of days passed it safely and we all watched it

<v Speaker 3>on a live stream essentially as the dog was able

<v Speaker 3>to safely, but she completely destroyed her purse, her walk cards,

<v Speaker 3>Like I don't know what it wasn't like a Gucci

<v Speaker 3>or anything, but it was, you know, it was a

<v Speaker 3>nice purse. But the whole thing was eight the credit

<v Speaker 3>cards and the air tag. And that was when I

<v Speaker 3>was like, you know what, I grew up with dogs

<v Speaker 3>my whole life. I'm very glad I don't have one.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, terrors, for sure.

<v Speaker 3>It's expensive just to even get your dog checked of

<v Speaker 3>what they're eating and full of air tags and things

<v Speaker 3>like that.

<v Speaker 2>So when they're eating really bad things, you got to

<v Speaker 2>get the extras you like. Yep, there's the tach What

<v Speaker 2>a great endorsement for Apple though, that your dog can

<v Speaker 2>eat it and pass.

<v Speaker 4>It stomach acid. So yeah, yeah, perfect, pass it safely.

<v Speaker 2>All right, guys, what did your dog destroy? We want

<v Speaker 2>to hear about it. We want your stories, if you

<v Speaker 2>want to call in and tell us.

<v Speaker 4>What your dog destroyed.

<v Speaker 2>All based off a lunch I had with my buddy

<v Speaker 2>the other day and his new puppy got into an

<v Speaker 2>office closet, pulled out a wedding album with about five

<v Speaker 2>hundred photos and proceeded to make it his bach completely

<v Speaker 2>chewed up all the wedding photos.

<v Speaker 4>He said, his wife is devastated. What does your dog eat?

<v Speaker 2>Three h three six nine one sixteen forty nine. Ron

<v Speaker 2>wrote in on the text line and said, after my

<v Speaker 2>grandpa passed away, I inherited his handwritten recipe book that

<v Speaker 2>had been in the family for a long time. One afternoon,

<v Speaker 2>my puppy chewed through the entire front and back and

<v Speaker 2>a ruined several pages before I caught him. Devastated, he said, yeah,

<v Speaker 2>there's no replacing that one, for sure. I've heard of

<v Speaker 2>dogs too, like knocking over cremaines and somehow getting Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>can you imagine can you imagine?

<v Speaker 4>No no fluffy? Hi Angela, Hey, good morning, Well, good

<v Speaker 4>morning to you. So did you have a dog wreaking

<v Speaker 4>havoc in your house?

<v Speaker 3>I did you know?

<v Speaker 6>I didn't go up with dogs, and so I got

<v Speaker 6>this roommate. You had a rot weather puppy, and I

<v Speaker 6>was like, okay, I can handle this. And I didn't

<v Speaker 6>understand the dog ways. So I come home from work

<v Speaker 6>one day and I look out in the yard and

<v Speaker 6>the puppies just tossing all sorts of toys around like

<v Speaker 6>having the time of her life. Like I'm like, wow,

<v Speaker 6>she's got a lot of new toys. And I look

<v Speaker 6>and it was about four or five seventy dollars Victoria's

<v Speaker 6>secret bras that were being tossed around the backyard like

<v Speaker 6>a dog toy. Yeh yeah into the roommate. It looked

<v Speaker 6>at me like, your fault for leaving the bras out.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is kind of your fault, but my god,

<v Speaker 2>those are yeah, you're right, those are not cheap brash.

<v Speaker 4>And the dog there's dogs are perverts too. They go

<v Speaker 4>after they go after that kind of stuff.

<v Speaker 2>So that that is a funny story, Angela, and I

<v Speaker 2>think we all have a visual right now of a

<v Speaker 2>dog with a broad and mad. So, hey, you you

<v Speaker 2>have a super due's weekend. We appreciate you calling in.

<v Speaker 2>Take care Angela.

<v Speaker 4>Here is Jacob. What's up, Jacob?

<v Speaker 7>Hey, how's it going?

<v Speaker 4>Well, we're pretty good, buddy. So do you have a

<v Speaker 4>dog that causted some problems?

<v Speaker 7>Yeah? So I had two blue healers and this was

<v Speaker 7>kind of my fault as well. I have them in

<v Speaker 7>an apartment. You know, healers have a lot of energy. Yeah,

<v Speaker 7>I had them keep them candled. One day, I came

<v Speaker 7>back from the eye doctors got a brand new set

<v Speaker 7>of oak least five hundred dollars. So I'm glad that

<v Speaker 7>I came home put them on the counter. I was like, Okay,

<v Speaker 7>I gotta go back, I gotta go to King Soupers.

<v Speaker 7>I leave, come back and the cases on the ground.

<v Speaker 7>The dogs got out of my Alcatraz cannel prison I

<v Speaker 7>had them in and they chewed through the lenses, just

<v Speaker 7>destroyed it. Yeah, And there was.

<v Speaker 5>A second the same dogs the second occasion. So I

<v Speaker 5>came home. They got out of Alcatraz again and they

<v Speaker 5>got into my bedroom. They dug a hole through my

<v Speaker 5>memory foam mattress all the way down to the bottom.

<v Speaker 4>Good god man.

<v Speaker 7>And then they put their toys inside of it, stuffed

<v Speaker 7>them down in there, and then they peed in it,

<v Speaker 7>and then they stuffed the blankets back into it.

<v Speaker 2>Why were your dogs so mad at you, Jacob, I

<v Speaker 2>don't know, because I candled the probably kennels man.

<v Speaker 7>Yeah, yeah, I felt bad, but.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you know, and you you got to know

<v Speaker 2>that they were trying those sunglasses on first before they

<v Speaker 2>destroyed them.

<v Speaker 7>You know, the dogs have the sense a sense of

<v Speaker 7>what you love and they're.

<v Speaker 2>Like, I think I'm gonna destroy Yeah, mine now mine now, Jacob,

<v Speaker 2>that is what we're looking for, Buddy.

<v Speaker 4>Really appreciate the phone call. Have a great weekend.

<v Speaker 2>So funny and uh Maria, Hi, Maria, Hi, hey you.

<v Speaker 2>I'm just reading some of the texts that are coming in.

<v Speaker 2>Uh no name two one three said our lab somehow

<v Speaker 2>got into the pantry while we were at work and

<v Speaker 2>tore open a twenty five pound bag of flour.

<v Speaker 4>Ooh, she said.

<v Speaker 2>We we got home, it looked like a crime scene

<v Speaker 2>and there were little white paw prints all over.

<v Speaker 4>The house, like the hustle and Greta leave the bread

<v Speaker 4>coup right.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you could know you knew where the dog was

<v Speaker 2>because the white powder was everywhere.

<v Speaker 4>My god, all right, Maria, tell us about your dog.

<v Speaker 4>What happened?

<v Speaker 1>Well, this was when I was single in the eighties

<v Speaker 1>and I had a Stafford Wiltarya pit bull. Yeah, she

<v Speaker 1>was a puppy, and I had grand new nurses shoes

<v Speaker 1>that cost me over one hundred dollars, and this were

<v Speaker 1>the eighties. That wasn't a lot a lot of money.

<v Speaker 1>One hundred dollars.

<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, well, I came home.

<v Speaker 1>She not only destroyed my shoe use I mean to pieces.

<v Speaker 1>I could never put him back together. It was so bad.

<v Speaker 1>And she also made a h she decided to chew

<v Speaker 1>a hole in my wall in my spare rope.

<v Speaker 4>Good God.

<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I can't believe she did that.

<v Speaker 1>I never did it again. She was a dog. But

<v Speaker 1>just those two things that it really was something.

<v Speaker 4>It was just that. Yeah, that one time thing with

<v Speaker 4>the wall. The dog was just curious. She's like, I wonder.

<v Speaker 2>What that wall tastes like?

<v Speaker 4>Went in after it, Maria, thank you so much. Very funny.

<v Speaker 2>A couple more that quickly came in on the text line.

<v Speaker 2>Somebody said their Golden Retrievers swallowed not one, but two

<v Speaker 2>TV remotes.

<v Speaker 3>Oh that such, Josh, did you have any want to Yeah,

<v Speaker 3>this one's funny. This one actually just came in from Christine,

<v Speaker 3>And this is so bad. I can't even imagine this.

<v Speaker 3>She said that she hung her bridesmaid dress on the

<v Speaker 3>outside of her door as she showered. She came back

<v Speaker 3>and she says, little Pomeranian, which, by the way, I've

<v Speaker 3>had a Pomeranian.

<v Speaker 4>Worst dog ever.

<v Speaker 3>I've completely unwrappled the bottom half and she goes. We

<v Speaker 3>had the same day ship it to try to fix it,

<v Speaker 3>and it still looked bad. That's horrible because you're the

<v Speaker 3>one ruining the wedding. You don't look good as the

<v Speaker 3>price exact exactly.

<v Speaker 4>That dog would immediately go up for adoption. Yes, absolutely,