<v Speaker 1>Jeremy, Katy and Josh six one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>It's a fun Friday with Jeremy, Katie and Josh. Just

<v Speaker 2>Jeremy and Josh today though the boys are holding down the.

<v Speaker 1>Fort having some fun.

<v Speaker 2>I have got something here for you guys that I

<v Speaker 2>am hoping brings a big old smile to your face

<v Speaker 2>this Friday. Josh, you don't know what I put together

<v Speaker 2>last night, but I'm gonna play it for you here in.

<v Speaker 3>Just a second.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, But before I do, there's another story out this

<v Speaker 2>morning again on the diarrhea lettuce.

<v Speaker 3>No.

<v Speaker 2>Now they are officially saying you gotta stay away from

<v Speaker 2>the bagged lettuce and salad kits. A lot of sources

<v Speaker 2>are saying that that could be a lot of officials

<v Speaker 2>are saying that could be the source of a lot

<v Speaker 2>of these parasites is sitting in that bagged lettuce, which

<v Speaker 2>I'm always leary of anyway, reading the side of those

<v Speaker 2>that says it's pre washed, I don't always trust that.

<v Speaker 2>I still wash it. You should, but be careful of

<v Speaker 2>the lettuce out there. And now they're saying even fresh

<v Speaker 2>herbs like basil and cilantro have been culprits in past outbreaks,

<v Speaker 2>so it makes sense to be cautious of those now

<v Speaker 2>as well.

<v Speaker 1>And berries.

<v Speaker 2>They're saying that berries is a little farther down the list,

<v Speaker 2>but there could be some sort of cross contamination somewhere, so.

<v Speaker 1>Rub your berries with a lot of water before you

<v Speaker 1>eat them.

<v Speaker 3>So it's just everything, I mean, everything that's healthy.

<v Speaker 2>Well, they say some fruits and veggies might be okay,

<v Speaker 2>including bananas, whole unpeeled melons, avocados.

<v Speaker 3>Well that's because they have the shell.

<v Speaker 2>They got a shell, it's a force field. Anyway, you

<v Speaker 2>still should probably wash those off two in case the

<v Speaker 2>parasites are on the shell. And canned or frozen fruits

<v Speaker 2>and vegetables probably okay, okay, But anyway, the main concert

<v Speaker 2>is this diarrhea diarrhea Lettuce the diarrhea Paris site where

<v Speaker 2>the diarrhea comes on unexpectedly and it's explosive and it

<v Speaker 2>can happen at any moment.

<v Speaker 1>And I've seen so many people talking about this.

<v Speaker 2>Online, praying, praying that they don't get this illness because

<v Speaker 2>they've got stuff going on at work, or their kids,

<v Speaker 2>you know, camps, various things. They're like, please don't let

<v Speaker 2>me get this God, because I don't want to have

<v Speaker 2>the poopy pants. So I think we need to pray

<v Speaker 2>about this, Josh, and I reached out to my congregation

<v Speaker 2>pastor Romayne, and I said, Pastor, let us.

<v Speaker 3>Pray get it. I love this praying.

<v Speaker 2>So let's all take a moment and pray, fold your

<v Speaker 2>hands and sing about it.

<v Speaker 3>Here, can I get a bathroom?

<v Speaker 2>Right?

<v Speaker 1>Wow?

<v Speaker 4>Well the day he is salad thought I was doing

<v Speaker 4>right now. My stomach is testifying every day and every night.

<v Speaker 3>They said in your vegy sound that puts you.

<v Speaker 1>All the way.

<v Speaker 2>Now the whole congregation singing, lest.

<v Speaker 3>Friend, that we don't get diarrhea at the.

<v Speaker 4>Oh Lord, and we don't get diarrhea in the whole

<v Speaker 4>staff meeting Monday. They have mercy and we don't get diarrhea,

<v Speaker 4>and feud receive. It's not there, Lord, let's frame because

<v Speaker 4>that's what Fred.

<v Speaker 3>Nobody wants you to leave.

<v Speaker 4>Lord, keep as strong at the checkout.

<v Speaker 3>On a first day man at the Dennis.

<v Speaker 4>Head on a yellow way to ride a.

<v Speaker 3>Lot cheap, bastonish, peaceful.

<v Speaker 4>She sun Criss had every room with the sprinting distance

<v Speaker 4>that and a wondering whity safe thing.

<v Speaker 1>But let it be that way.

<v Speaker 4>On a picked up play sitting in the middle.

<v Speaker 2>Sat to die, whim a passist gimmon.

<v Speaker 3>Raises and there's nothing we can't try.

<v Speaker 1>Let's cry this paracycles and.

<v Speaker 4>A dignity chance.

<v Speaker 3>And I'm your hands sho wow, Now have the bathroom, sup.

<v Speaker 2>I gotta give Wendy's some love because I am an

<v Speaker 2>ice cream slut. We've talked about this on the air.

<v Speaker 2>Wendy's is going to be celebrating National ice Cream Day,

<v Speaker 2>which I believe is on Sunday with Dollar Frosties.

<v Speaker 3>Do that me too? Okay? Vanilla or chocolate?

<v Speaker 5>Oh?

<v Speaker 3>Chocolate? Thank god? Well, I'm cool with it. I hate

<v Speaker 3>to say it.

<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to be better.

<v Speaker 3>So no, okay, all right, but you you you don't

<v Speaker 3>get the taste.

<v Speaker 1>No no, no, I've done the whole dip in the fries.

<v Speaker 1>Now I'll just dip my fingers in it.

<v Speaker 3>That's it.

<v Speaker 1>Anyway.

<v Speaker 2>There's all sorts of things you got to jump through

<v Speaker 2>to get this deal, like on their app and stuff.

<v Speaker 2>But when you make it happen, Dollar Frosty's on Sunday

<v Speaker 2>from Wendy's.

<v Speaker 1>Today is World Emoji Day, Yes, happy Emoji?

<v Speaker 2>A plant pete Oh Okay, everyone around the world is

<v Speaker 2>celebrating today. I will say that they have nine new

<v Speaker 2>emojis that are going to be released under your phones.

<v Speaker 1>There's a cracked smiley face. I'm not really sure. I

<v Speaker 1>guess that's like I'm.

<v Speaker 2>Fine, but I'm not fine. Maybe, okay, it's like if

<v Speaker 2>I don't know you're wearing a mask. Its quick name.

<v Speaker 2>One that I'll never use. A net with a handle

<v Speaker 2>represents the process of catching or pulling something out of

<v Speaker 2>the digital ether.

<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't.

<v Speaker 1>I would never use that either. A monarch butterfly Okay,

<v Speaker 1>I thought they already had one. It matches my tramp stamp.

<v Speaker 3>Oh that's cute.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, A meteor, meteor, meteor met meteor.

<v Speaker 2>A space rock, a pickle which I think it's time

<v Speaker 2>control yourself. They say it's going to be mostly for

<v Speaker 2>people that are in a pickleball, so they'll be using that.

<v Speaker 1>A lighthouse. It's a lighthouse, sure, you're my guiding light. Lighthouse.

<v Speaker 1>And an eraser.

<v Speaker 2>Maybe for a situation that you'd like to erase, like

<v Speaker 2>a dumb text message that you sent at two am

<v Speaker 2>or something, you throw the eraser up there.

<v Speaker 3>I thought we had a lot of these already.

<v Speaker 1>I guess I don't know. I'm you know what, I'm

<v Speaker 1>a grown up. I don't use a lot of these.

<v Speaker 3>That's fair, very valid.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I can't tell you enough. I've complained about

<v Speaker 2>this on the air. When the emojis come through on

<v Speaker 2>the corporate email, there is something about that that just

<v Speaker 2>irritates me.

<v Speaker 1>I'm like, this is the place of business, childish.

<v Speaker 2>I don't need smiley guy with sunglasses on, you know,

<v Speaker 2>letting me know my pto is approved, have fun sunglasses.

<v Speaker 3>I don't need of thumbs up.

<v Speaker 1>Just say approved.

<v Speaker 2>I don't like the emojis in the corporate world. And

<v Speaker 2>I've noticed you can just like emails now and heart

<v Speaker 2>them or do the little celebration one.

<v Speaker 3>I'm okay with that. I don't like that either.

<v Speaker 1>Really isn't a text.

<v Speaker 2>This is a lot of times I don't catch those.

<v Speaker 2>So I'll go in and I'm like, why didn't so

<v Speaker 2>and so reply? Why didn't so and so say something

<v Speaker 2>about this? And then on the side it shows that

<v Speaker 2>there's fifteen likes that I missed.

<v Speaker 3>They need to make it more obvious, for sure.

<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry I sound old right now, but it's like,

<v Speaker 2>this is a place at business. All right, one final

<v Speaker 2>thing I have for you, then I'm gonna toss it

<v Speaker 2>to you, Josh. But a labrador dog was airlifted from

<v Speaker 2>the tallest mountain in Scotland recently after accidentally consuming the

<v Speaker 2>potweed during a family hike.

<v Speaker 1>I guess he wandered off and ended up like at

<v Speaker 1>the top of this peak for stupid for a walk.

<v Speaker 3>I was just gonna go for a walk. Then he

<v Speaker 3>got up there. It's too high, it's so hot, so hard, bro.

<v Speaker 2>So the dog got into some potweed somehow and went

<v Speaker 2>for a hike. Dude, I mean he went on a

<v Speaker 2>spiritual journey.

<v Speaker 3>That's a typical Colorado Tuesday.

<v Speaker 1>Anyway, the family found him.

<v Speaker 2>Heavy rain prevented the family from carrying down this giant dog,

<v Speaker 2>so they had to airlift him. They had to bring

<v Speaker 2>in a helicopter to airlift the stoned labrador off a

<v Speaker 2>peak in Scotland.

<v Speaker 3>I'm stoned, you know.

<v Speaker 5>He was like when strain from the sky, sitting in

<v Speaker 5>the class.

<v Speaker 3>It's a good day, all right, So off the air.

<v Speaker 2>Josh is teasing me that I am leading the charge

<v Speaker 2>in a trend with gen zers.

<v Speaker 5>Right now. What is this, dude, You're a Trailblazer. You're

<v Speaker 5>the guy that has started this fad, and you are

<v Speaker 5>going to be so happy. So gen Zers, they love

<v Speaker 5>the nostalgia and they are finally bringing back nineties fashion

<v Speaker 5>in a massive way. They are now going to start

<v Speaker 5>bringing back the Cassio wristwatch.

<v Speaker 4>Jeremy.

<v Speaker 5>They they they have started saying that they don't like

<v Speaker 5>the digital watches of the new age, like eye watches.

<v Speaker 5>We're talking the android watches, the ones that track you

<v Speaker 5>wherever you go. They want to go back to the nineties.

<v Speaker 5>They want to start feeling like, hey, we're not yeah

<v Speaker 5>watched everywhere, yes, emphasis on watch. Here comes the Cassio

<v Speaker 5>and the top two sellers right now are the ones

<v Speaker 5>that you have. So it's the silver like silver and

<v Speaker 5>the Goal the silver a W one or whatever it is.

<v Speaker 5>And then the gold and against the f F nine

<v Speaker 5>to one dos yes, that one, whatever the letters and

<v Speaker 5>numbers that one.

<v Speaker 6>And then the third best selling one is the Calculator

<v Speaker 6>Risk Watch. Okay, so backstory. I have picked up these

<v Speaker 6>Cassio watches. It's the old school ones from the eighties

<v Speaker 6>and nineties. I got the silver one because I'm a

<v Speaker 6>retro vintage dork, so I thought it would just be

<v Speaker 6>funny to wear it around. And then for Father's Day,

<v Speaker 6>my wife got me the gold Cassio Digital with the

<v Speaker 6>little button that you hold down on the side and

<v Speaker 6>it lights up.

<v Speaker 3>And it looks good. It looks good.

<v Speaker 2>On my short list is I want the one with

<v Speaker 2>the calculator on it, this kid that we all have.

<v Speaker 2>But the z The problem is now is that I

<v Speaker 2>was just kind of doing this to be silly and

<v Speaker 2>have these dorky watches. But now the zers are glomming

<v Speaker 2>onto it, and it's like it's cool for them. It's

<v Speaker 2>ok Now, it's just like I'm a poser and I'm

<v Speaker 2>trying hard. Well, you can say I did it first.

<v Speaker 2>You were the trends that are on this. I mean,

<v Speaker 2>you loved it so much. You've had these for I

<v Speaker 2>will vouch you've had him for.

<v Speaker 1>My love wearing him out.

<v Speaker 3>You look good in that.

<v Speaker 2>I even had a guy at the comedy works and

<v Speaker 2>be like, well, that's a fancy watch. I'm like, yeah,

<v Speaker 2>it's a Cassio.

<v Speaker 3>Fancy sir, It's a thirty five dollars Cassio.

<v Speaker 2>Get ready to be sweaty again. Today it's another ninety

<v Speaker 2>degree day in the Mile High City. I was listening

<v Speaker 2>to the weather Dorik on TV there and he was

<v Speaker 2>saying it over the past he did sixteen days, because

<v Speaker 2>we don't know what today's getting in a play, but

<v Speaker 2>over the past sixteen days, fourteen of them have been

<v Speaker 2>up in the mid nineties.

<v Speaker 1>So definitely a hot July. But then he was also like, uh, reminder, though,

<v Speaker 1>this is July, so kind of normal should be like that. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be hot.

<v Speaker 3>We just like to complain, we really do.

<v Speaker 1>I'm shocked by these temperatures right now.

<v Speaker 3>Really July in the summer. Okay, yeah, I can't believe it.

<v Speaker 1>So anyway, another ninety something degree day today, so we're

<v Speaker 1>short stork today. Skip the pants suit. Scored some major

<v Speaker 1>points with my wife last night. She came home and

<v Speaker 1>she had just gotten her hairs did and she went

<v Speaker 1>and saw a news stylist.

<v Speaker 3>Stylist that's a big deal.

<v Speaker 1>For women, you know, you know, switching and seeing somebody

<v Speaker 1>new for you know, for the heck of it. And

<v Speaker 1>her hair looked.

<v Speaker 3>Phenomenal last night. What you do just cutting color or she.

<v Speaker 2>Didn't go as blonde, but yes, cut in color, and

<v Speaker 2>you know, she came rolling in and I just I

<v Speaker 2>didn't even hesitate.

<v Speaker 1>I said, wow, Wow, I think it is even the

<v Speaker 1>word I used. You look incredible.

<v Speaker 3>Good husband, good husband, points right there.

<v Speaker 1>She didn't even have to say nothing to nobody, like wow,

<v Speaker 1>you look really good. And she's not going as blonde anymore.

<v Speaker 3>The honey butter now or whatever you're well, you're a

<v Speaker 3>honey butter.

<v Speaker 1>Well, there's platinum, right, yeah, that's a blonde blonde.

<v Speaker 3>Listen to us trying to figure it out.

<v Speaker 2>It's a darker, more natural blonde. It's a little darker underneath.

<v Speaker 1>It's just it goes Oh it's gonna sound bad, but

<v Speaker 1>it goes better with her age.

<v Speaker 5>Now.

<v Speaker 1>I don't think she's a platinum blonde anymore.

<v Speaker 3>There's there's a pretty hard cut off there.

<v Speaker 1>There's I think it's time. Yeah, honey, if you're listening,

<v Speaker 1>it's time. And I told her that last night.

<v Speaker 2>I was like, I like the little bit of a darker,

<v Speaker 2>more natural look than you know, blonde babe, blonde babe,

<v Speaker 2>that is the in her twenties. But she looked really

<v Speaker 2>good and i'd even hesitate. I was like, wow, so

<v Speaker 2>that really made her feel good last night. But I mean,

<v Speaker 2>are you at the point with your girlfriend. You guys

<v Speaker 2>have been together for like six months now or something, right, Yeah, yeah,

<v Speaker 2>a little.

<v Speaker 1>Over where she is always asking you like, how do

<v Speaker 1>I look in this? How does my hair look?

<v Speaker 5>Like?

<v Speaker 1>Like constantly looking for the validation of how how she looks?

<v Speaker 3>Thank you for bringing this up. Yes.

<v Speaker 5>And the funny thing about this is it is almost

<v Speaker 5>always with outfits. I can tell when she gets a

<v Speaker 5>haircut or something like that, or she has such dark

<v Speaker 5>hair that I can tell when she does something and

<v Speaker 5>switches up there. But when it comes to outfits and

<v Speaker 5>what she wears, I've explained to her a thousand times

<v Speaker 5>and I'm like pretty severely color blind here. So when

<v Speaker 5>she's asking me like, hey, do you think this goes

<v Speaker 5>good with my skin tone? Or even her nails Jeremy

<v Speaker 5>nails to you, Yeah, does it match my skin tone?

<v Speaker 5>Does this look good on me? I always think she

<v Speaker 5>looks good. But in terms of like matching an outfit together,

<v Speaker 5>I'm like, I have no freaking clue.

<v Speaker 3>I have no idea.

<v Speaker 1>I don't know not I love those brown pants, well

<v Speaker 1>they're green exactly, that's exactly.

<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I have no clue. And then it doesn't

<v Speaker 3>even matter what I tell her. This is the kicker.

<v Speaker 5>It does not even matter what I tell her, because

<v Speaker 5>I will say I love that black dress, well I

<v Speaker 5>like the white one better, and then she does her

<v Speaker 5>own thing.

<v Speaker 1>Preach it that that is infur infuriating, infuriating. Use your

<v Speaker 1>words as a boyfriend and as a as a husband.

<v Speaker 3>It doesn't matter what I say when you.

<v Speaker 2>When she holds up two outfits and you're like, damn,

<v Speaker 2>I love the one on the left. You look smoking

<v Speaker 2>hot in that, She's like, great, the right one it is.

<v Speaker 5>It'll come out five minutes later from the closet in

<v Speaker 5>the dress you said no to, And you're like, okay,

<v Speaker 5>I guess nothing.

<v Speaker 3>I say, man at all, thank you very much.

<v Speaker 1>Why did you even bother asking?

<v Speaker 3>Don't you even talk to me?

<v Speaker 5>Oh?

<v Speaker 1>Relationships?

<v Speaker 2>Love you though, But honey, your hair looks great, beautiful,

<v Speaker 2>the princess pilot.

<v Speaker 1>You look hot today too, you do yay,