00:03.10
Vance 😈
Welcome back to right quick.

00:05.53
Nandi K
A bite-sized pop culture conversation with your favorite Queer unfriendly Black hotties.

00:10.30
Vance 😈
All right. We're unfriendly today because it is illegal to pop somebody in the mouth when they just like pushing it.

00:17.34
Nandi K
It is illegal. ah

00:18.71
Vance 😈
Oh, I'm Vance Gowe. Sorry yall

00:20.15
Nandi K
And I'm Nandi Kayy. Yeah, I also was like, oh my god, yeah, I forgot that it's illegal.

00:24.11
Vance 😈
Right.

00:26.98
Nandi K
I be thinking about doing worse. Yeah.

00:29.27
Vance 😈
I mean, but that's why I said pop. cause I'm like, I get it.

00:31.38
Nandi K
Yeah.

00:32.15
Vance 😈
Like, oh, you go into jail, you just stab somebody. But like popped in the mouth for talking too much shit, I think is a reasonable.

00:38.20
Nandi K
I think you should be able to let that slide in a lot of cases, like, as long as it's not stranger on stranger violence.

00:45.69
Vance 😈
Right. No reason, senseless violence, I'm not into. But like as somebody's like popping off and talking shit and I think a lot of the time people feel like there won't be an a immediate consequence. I think hitting them in the mouth is right. Like right where it's at.

00:58.17
Nandi K
Yeah, some people have never been hit before, period. And that's why they act like that.

01:02.14
Vance 😈
And it shows.

01:03.49
Nandi K
Yeah.

01:03.64
Vance 😈
Yeah, and it shows.

01:04.38
Nandi K
Yeah.

01:04.52
Vance 😈
Yeah, no, clearly.

01:05.08
Nandi K
Yeah. yeah a Yeah, tell them what we're talking about.

01:06.23
Vance 😈
um well Well, that's a little precursor to what we're talking about today. So, ah all right. So I don't actually remember who came up with this.

01:18.14
Nandi K
You.

01:19.29
Vance 😈
Oh, well.

01:20.09
Nandi K
Obviously.

01:22.23
Nandi K
would come up with such a Niggerish ranking episode?

01:25.61
Vance 😈
Hold on. So this is a ranking episode, if you didn't catch it. And ah we're talking about which employees have the best hand. That is me.

01:35.79
Vance 😈
ah

01:36.12
Nandi K
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

01:39.21
Vance 😈
I feel like you wouldn't even say that.

01:40.92
Nandi K
No, I wouldn't. Even though I would start to immediately list off who they were, I wouldn't suggest it.

01:45.05
Vance 😈
Right, right. you've thought about it. You just don't be saying it.

01:50.23
Nandi K
Yeah, and plus, I'm from Florida.

01:50.25
Vance 😈
But...

01:52.07
Nandi K
You know, we like to use weapons down here. We like to fight too, but I'm very weapons-oriented these days.

01:57.66
Vance 😈
And that's the other thing about like you. I'm I'm open. I'm open to the idea, but I think I think just like ah everybody treated with each other with respect. We wouldn't have to be like, I want to pop you in the mouth.

02:10.33
Nandi K
Yeah, well, we know that doesn't happen.

02:11.29
Vance 😈
So. That's where I'm coming from originally, but then once the disrespect happens, that's when I'm OK, pop in the mouth. The fear for me is if somebody got a gun or something, now I'm getting shot.

02:21.43
Nandi K
This is why I'm saying in Florida, you can't really take the risk of that.

02:24.36
Vance 😈
I'm not. I wouldn't do it.

02:28.21
Nandi K
This is just going to be hands only.

02:31.03
Vance 😈
Right. Cause it was only hands like, ah and I'm not getting stabbed.

02:32.31
Nandi K
Because I have a knife for sure.

02:36.31
Vance 😈
Like, you know, like, I mean, I fully agree.

02:36.98
Nandi K
And that's worse. I damn near say that's worse.

02:41.50
Vance 😈
Like, I think if you stab someone, you were already too close. So there's that.

02:45.43
Nandi K
Yes, exactly.

02:45.99
Vance 😈
It's just, and people that stab will stab you. Like, I feel like they're not going to be like, let me slice you.

02:49.37
Nandi K
Yeah.

02:51.24
Vance 😈
Like, like you know, it's not like a a warning shot.

02:52.98
Nandi K
Yeah.

02:54.52
Vance 😈
well I think with the...

02:56.11
Nandi K
I'm God.

02:57.08
Vance 😈
Right.

02:57.24
Nandi K
With my my butterfly knife.

02:57.52
Vance 😈
it is Now you're dying. You're bleeding out.

03:01.94
Nandi K
So sorry. Well, um why did you want to talk about this? I mean, obvious reasons, but...

03:06.94
Vance 😈
Oh. So, A, it's funny. And then B, first and foremost, it's funny to me. But B, I think it's because...
We're specifically talking about fast food spots, like who got the best hands. So but there's a lot of overlap in fast food spots and who got the best hands, despite if you're only talking about fast food.

03:23.80
Nandi K
Yep.

03:30.10
Vance 😈
So there's that. But yeah, that was it. And then, like, I feel like there's been discourse online over the years. I think that is funny. It's light. And I think we have thoughts on it.

03:39.22
Nandi K
I agree. I agree. Well, shall we get into it? Tell the people the rules.

03:44.78
Vance 😈
All right. So the rules. So we were tasked with coming up with a list of five occupations or employees of said occupations that have the best hand. So, you know, um the only caveats are that professional fighters are not allowed. So like obviously boxers and m MMA niggas and Jiu Jitsu, whatever, not allowed. And then the job must is this in the world that we live in. So like a Death Star mechanic might got hands, but not not admissible just for you know the purposes of this. And I think that's it.

04:18.10
Nandi K
All right. Yeah, that seems like a pretty fair ah vibe.

04:24.28
Vance 😈
Okay.

04:24.38
Nandi K
And I'm excited to get into it. Do you want kick us off with your number five? Yeah.

04:28.95
Vance 😈
I will kick us off. I think, okay, I do think that this um this employee or these employees is a little high on the list. They probably should be lower, but whatever. I said trade niggas.

04:40.50
Nandi K
Wow.

04:40.50
Vance 😈
And I don't mean niggas that aren't trade. I mean trade school, like trade, right? The barbers, electricians, mechanics. um

04:49.75
Nandi K
Educate the people.

04:50.81
Vance 😈
The Nigga with the blue jumpsuit with his name, like that's that Nigga.

04:53.33
Nandi K
a a

04:56.70
Vance 😈
I think for obvious reasons, but do I need to go?

04:59.93
Nandi K
Yeah, you do.

05:01.18
Vance 😈
Okay. Well, I mean, I just think niggas will work with their hands and with the people and don't have a lot of, this may be a little shady, don't have a lot of self-regulation.

05:11.85
Nandi K
Amen. That's men in general.

05:13.15
Vance 😈
Barbers. Yeah.

05:14.81
Nandi K
That's men in general. That's low key men in general.

05:16.15
Vance 😈
no yet

05:17.25
Nandi K
So like, yeah.

05:17.33
Vance 😈
ah Thank you. Thank you. Because it feels a little, I feel like I'm getting into classism, but no, but i but I'm holding it.

05:21.53
Nandi K
No, you're not. is That's ah about men. That's patriarchy.

05:24.54
Vance 😈
Right.

05:25.33
Nandi K
Yeah.

05:25.50
Vance 😈
Ten toes down, holding it. But yeah, barbers, these Niggas don't have self-regulation, but then they're around other men. They're riling each other up. There's no critical, like, there's no critical, ah like, there's no theory in these spaces. Nobody's talking about, like, emotions or anything. So these Niggas already kind of in a state of riled upness.

05:44.06
Nandi K
Yeah.

05:44.18
Vance 😈
And then, you know, you you come in there talking shit like you do, especially in a barbershop. Exactly.

05:48.86
Nandi K
I definitely come in talking and I go to a man.

05:50.46
Vance 😈
Exactly.

05:51.18
Nandi K
I had to stop. I was so glad when my old barber moved out of like the shop with many chairs to a single chair spot because I was in there making Niggas mad every time I was there.

06:04.14
Vance 😈
Ooh, first of all, we need a barbershop episode. But second of all, ah when did you, can I feel like you talk a lot? I don't mean a lot, actually.

06:11.58
Nandi K
I do.

06:11.73
Vance 😈
I mean, like, you talk like you're you're not going to just not say the thing, right?

06:15.80
Nandi K
Absolutely.

06:15.89
Vance 😈
So when did you start speaking up in a barbershop? Or was there ever a point where you didn't and decided to? Because I feel like there's levels to this.

06:24.70
Nandi K
Yeah, so I guess like I grew up being in a barbershop because I had brothers. Obviously, wasn't really saying much in the barbershop.

06:29.26
Vance 😈
Yeah.

06:31.48
Vance 😈
Right, right.

06:32.10
Nandi K
Didn't really want to be in there. But also... My dad had the same barber for like until he died and and until his person that he passed it on to died.

06:44.28
Nandi K
And I was probably around the same age and a little older. And we all I always spoke to them. I'm a very talkative person.

06:51.13
Vance 😈
Yep, yep.

06:52.28
Nandi K
I've always been talkative. So if you talk to me, I'll talk to you. Then when I started getting my hair cut, that was like maybe 15 ish years ago. Yeah, I'm going to say, at first I just used to go get my hair cut and go. Then you're you have some rapport with your barber.

07:18.46
Vance 😈
yeah yep

07:19.26
Nandi K
Start talking to your barber about just whatever, like, oh, what's been going on in your life, blah, blah, blah.

07:21.05
Vance 😈
About stuff.

07:26.78
Nandi K
How you how you been since the last time I seen you, blah, blah, blah. Then you get to the familiar point where the other Niggas know you. And at this time, like being a woman in a barbershop,

07:36.75
Vance 😈
That's the bad part.

07:40.42
Vance 😈
Mm-hmm.

07:40.76
Nandi K
A male barbershop? Oh, God.

07:42.28
Vance 😈
Mm-hmm.

07:43.19
Nandi K
It's terrible.

07:43.72
Vance 😈
I've seen it. Trash.

07:45.89
Nandi K
It's everybody wants you in their chair. They're not going to listen to you.

07:48.31
Vance 😈
Yep.

07:50.55
Nandi K
So they're not going to give me the haircut I want because they think my haircut is too masculine, which was a comment I used to get a lot. Yeah, so... yeah so Yeah, I kind of started speaking up almost right away because first it was like, my this is not what I asked you to do.

08:09.30
Vance 😈
Right.

08:09.88
Nandi K
And then I'm coming back next time and I'm making you cut my hair right. I did that to a barber once.

08:14.55
Vance 😈
Right.

08:15.79
Nandi K
Like, I'm a menace. Do what I say. Here's a picture.

08:22.32
Vance 😈
No, I think that's why I asked that question, because sense that. Because, like, I feel like it took me a long time to actually... I talk to my barber, Nigga. You my barber, so we talking, right?

08:30.07
Nandi K
Right. Right.

08:30.53
Vance 😈
But, like, the the second part, which is, like, when you talking to the other Niggas, I barely... I started doing that, like, five years, like, recently even.

08:37.53
Nandi K
Well, they jump in my conversations because I'm like, to them, a woman in a barbershop.

08:37.72
Vance 😈
Like, there it is.

08:44.86
Nandi K
So, like, I'm never talking to them.

08:45.11
Vance 😈
Right, right. And they're vying for your attention.

08:47.38
Nandi K
I'm only, yes Yeah, and I'm like, ill

08:50.80
Vance 😈
Yeah.

08:53.05
Nandi K
I just want to get my haircut and that's it.

08:58.07
Nandi K
Like, ew. Ew. Anyways, we definitely need to have a barbershop episode because, bitch, that's a whole episode.

09:01.91
Vance 😈
No, up right. Okay. That's that's going on the list.

09:04.79
Nandi K
Okay, I'm going to start. um I'm going to kick off with Jamaican restaurant servers. um Just because they don't really have to find people doesn't mean they can't. They already have bad attitudes, which makes the food taste better, as we all know.

09:22.46
Vance 😈
Mm hmm.

09:25.41
Nandi K
If they if they're nice, your food's gonna be fucking nasty, bitch.

09:25.75
Vance 😈
Yes. Leave. Go back to your house and make your own jerk chicken.

09:31.90
Nandi K
If they're polite, you might as well hang it up, bitch. Jerk chicken gonna be dry. The place say they out of everything, but they still open.

09:37.21
Vance 😈
Right.

09:41.33
Vance 😈
That's it. Come back.

09:42.51
Nandi K
You gotta ask them what you what you what they got.

09:43.29
Vance 😈
Come back. ah what What do you have?

09:46.81
Nandi K
yeah you gotta ask them they you're they're acting like you're inconveniencing them also don't get too bugged because they will fucking come across that counter and i would hate and they have machetes back there yeah i have a machete now because because i'm like i'm inspired

09:50.84
Vance 😈
Right.

10:01.62
Vance 😈
They always got a machete.

10:07.68
Vance 😈
I'm about to get a machete.

10:09.53
Nandi K
you should

10:09.82
Vance 😈
See, I like blunt. I like blunt instruments because I just, the idea of like cutting somebody feels like, but I mean, yes, but I get, that's fair.

10:15.70
Nandi K
Obviously, I don't want to do it But if threatened, I'll happily. and it won't be happy. I'll be very upset. Obviously, I'll be shaken up. I'll be scarred from having to do that. But, like, I will.

10:32.05
Nandi K
All right, who do you have next?

10:33.24
Vance 😈
All right, number four. right, this one, you know, we'll see. ah Bouncer. So, not a professional fighter, technically.

10:39.90
Nandi K
I mean, yeah.

10:43.38
Vance 😈
Also, bouncers just be big Niggas that like to fight. um

10:47.79
Nandi K
Yep.

10:48.47
Vance 😈
Down in LA, there's a gay rush a gay restaurant there's a gay bar downtown called The Precinct. The bouncer at The Precinct is a six-foot something.

10:54.68
Nandi K
Oh, you be going there?

10:57.11
Vance 😈
Yeah, I like The Precinct.

10:58.46
Nandi K
oh I bet.

10:58.51
Vance 😈
um Not all the time.

10:59.83
Nandi K
I bet they like your kind there.

11:00.16
Vance 😈
Shut up. but

11:02.37
Nandi K
bet they like your kind down at the precinct.

11:04.18
Vance 😈
shut the fuck up

11:05.37
Nandi K
I bet you're the typical precinct.

11:09.14
Vance 😈
Actually, nah, nah, them white boys be in there. That's why I don't go that often. But um the gay the Black gays have a night. We only got one night.

11:16.86
Nandi K
Oh, I see, I see.

11:16.90
Vance 😈
A month.

11:19.48
Nandi K
Oh, God. Not even a week.

11:21.85
Vance 😈
But... A month. um But yeah...

11:25.12
Nandi K
Mm.

11:26.39
Vance 😈
the the The bouncer at the precinct is the most Aggie nigga I've ever seen. He's like six foot, maybe three, four. He ain't even have he ain't even like big, muscly. He's just a big nigga.

11:35.69
Nandi K
Mm-hmm.

11:36.23
Vance 😈
He tall.

11:37.05
Nandi K
Yeah.

11:37.40
Vance 😈
He is... he I think he hates gay people. I think he's just there to fight gay people.

11:41.53
Nandi K
Uh, yeah. East Gideon. East Gideon.

11:45.78
Vance 😈
Cause they be like, they be, they be like, excuse me.

11:50.49
Vance 😈
And he'd be popping off. And I'm like, nigga, you're still at work. Like your job is not to fight us. Like, I think your job is like, put people out if they, if they acting out and look at IDs, but

12:00.42
Nandi K
Oh my god. that If that is why he got the job, honestly, kind of brilliant.

12:05.56
Vance 😈
it feels like it. It feels like, right.

12:06.98
Nandi K
Kinda brilliant if that's why he got the job because you're getting paid to like fight unruly gay people.

12:13.99
Vance 😈
Rough them up a little.

12:14.04
Nandi K
And they're mostly white. I said no harm done.

12:16.34
Vance 😈
Right.

12:17.23
Nandi K
Mm-hmm.

12:17.91
Vance 😈
I mean, that's why that's why I'm not too mad. Because I'm like, listen, if I could get your paid to beat up white gays, I would.

12:25.62
Nandi K
You should, have you tried it

12:27.54
Vance 😈
um Beating up white gays getting paid for it?

12:29.78
Nandi K
Getting paid to beat up white gays. Okay.

12:33.43
Vance 😈
I haven't. No, because like...

12:34.55
Nandi K
Okay.

12:35.42
Vance 😈
Well, because you know I keep two jobs, so I just haven't needed it.

12:37.21
Nandi K
Well, never say never.

12:39.30
Vance 😈
But yeah.

12:39.86
Nandi K
okay yeah, well, yeah, that's true.

12:41.78
Nandi K
You do keep two jobs, that's real.

12:43.34
Vance 😈
at least two. So I am out of a job right now.

12:44.41
Nandi K
Yeah, wow.

12:46.03
Vance 😈
So maybe.

12:47.03
Nandi K
Well, you kind of picked up another job that's not a job, but yeah, yeah.

12:50.26
Vance 😈
Yes. No, that's what I, I have two jobs right now.

12:52.86
Nandi K
You always have two jobs, yeah, that's crazy.

12:54.74
Vance 😈
Always at least two Jamaican.

12:56.63
Nandi K
All right, well, that's very true. My goodness. Okay, my next one is from a fictional world. It's Queen of Dragonstone, bitch, during the Dance of Dragons.

13:11.45
Nandi K
um

13:11.86
Vance 😈
What? You talking about Rhaenyra Targaryen?

13:12.16
Aaron Freeman
you

13:13.43
Nandi K
I'm talking about Rhaenyra Targaryen specifically.

13:16.24
Vance 😈
Bitch.

13:17.50
Nandi K
um It could have honestly been anybody in Dragonstone right now

13:18.04
Vance 😈
Okay, go ahead.

13:21.82
Vance 😈
Yes. Yes. Daemon.

13:24.74
Nandi K
anyone truly anyone everybody's doing bad i'm not caught up on the latest episode because you know we got a bunch of family stuff going on but i just from the first episode first of all that bitch was 90 minutes and when it got to like the hour mark i was like when is this gonna be over I hate when they do that on Game of Thrones.

13:25.34
Vance 😈
and Tussling ass. Aemon.

13:31.51
Vance 😈
Ooh.

13:49.26
Nandi K
And by hate, I mean it makes me deeply uncomfortable and it makes my stomach hurt and it builds up too much tension in me.

13:57.53
Vance 😈
You talking about the premiere, right? The first episode?

13:59.88
Nandi K
Mm-hmm.

14:00.16
Vance 😈
Yeah, I don't want to spoil nothing for you.

14:02.48
Nandi K
No, the premiere.

14:02.65
Vance 😈
that should That shit was so stressful. um

14:05.37
Nandi K
I was like, when will, I wanted the episode to end. I said, please end it now. They said, we'll end it when we're good and goddamn ready.

14:12.73
Vance 😈
My stomach Right, right. You'll see when we end it.

14:17.45
Nandi K
You'll see when it's fucking over.

14:18.76
Vance 😈
Oh.

14:19.21
Nandi K
And just when I thought it was over, they said, actually, do you remember the red wedding? We're going to trigger you. We're going to trigger you with that arrow. I said, baby, I have never been so sick.

14:31.10
Vance 😈
Listen.

14:35.19
Nandi K
And I knew it was going to happen the moment Jace locked his mama up.

14:39.10
Vance 😈
ah Right, right.

14:39.70
Nandi K
So I saw it coming.

14:39.82
Vance 😈
I,

14:41.78
Nandi K
I didn't see how bad things were going to get.

14:46.91
Vance 😈
Right.

14:47.48
Nandi K
um even though you could see it in old illiterate head out his head ass uh eyes Sir Cristen cole he just like you see we're dead now i was like well y'all giving the fucking war over to the dragons right fucking sheep stealer yeah so queen Raenera would hate

14:55.28
Vance 😈
Fuck

15:04.35
Vance 😈
him. and Nothing good comes from it.

15:10.46
Nandi K
To be in her position. And the thing is. I know what happens at the end of all this. Because I'm always up. On the lore of the books. No one survives this.

15:20.12
Vance 😈
Yeah.

15:20.28
Nandi K
They all die. And brother and sister get married. And fucking with the but the fucking. but Weird bitch. Who knows everything by the way.

15:29.37
Vance 😈
Who, Allison? Oh, oh, you talking about Helena, one with the spoilers.

15:32.70
Nandi K
Yeah.

15:35.19
Vance 😈
Love her.

15:35.91
Nandi K
Knows everything by the way. Yeah, anyway, I know Rhaenyra is fucking crying, throwing up after that premiere.

15:38.71
Vance 😈
Right, right.

15:45.56
Nandi K
Would not want to be in her shoes. ah Would not want to work for the Targaryen. I don't even know who the Targaryens. I don't fucking know.

15:57.56
Vance 😈
Yeah, it's the the Blacks.

15:57.75
Nandi K
It's like Targaryen versus Targaryen, so it's weird.

16:01.01
Vance 😈
Well, all of them.

16:01.37
Nandi K
Yeah.

16:02.51
Vance 😈
All of them.

16:02.94
Nandi K
They were all... like Yeah. It's bad. All right, we'll see your next one.

16:07.08
Vance 😈
All right. All right. Okay, so I'll put city employees. So... specifically bus driver types, meter maids.

16:16.63
Nandi K
Yep. Wow.

16:18.46
Vance 😈
Also, I forgot to give this caveat, but mark might I thought this list was going to be harder than it was, but then I literally just thought of niggas I wouldn't want to fight or, like, Niggas that I think would, like, wash me because they...

16:27.66
Nandi K
Mm-hmm. Yep.

16:30.26
Vance 😈
met Like, you know, because, like, ah a...

16:31.77
Nandi K
Mm-hmm.

16:32.47
Vance 😈
a bus driver what you gonna do to a bus driver and first of all nothing shakes them Niggas right right nothing shakes them Niggas so I'm like a one like you know one to ten threat like i'm like a one because i'm not like i'm not covered in no substance like i'm just a man right uh the the shit they see yeah I like the shit they see um Jason big homie Jason is a ah bus driver

16:36.41
Nandi K
That hasn't already been done.

16:50.81
Nandi K
He said, I'm a commoner.

16:57.98
Nandi K
Oh, yeah, I forgot.

16:58.33
Vance 😈
ah Listen, the war stories. So yeah, and meet or may, because I know people will be trying to kick their ass.

17:03.61
Nandi K
Damn, definitely would not want to fight Jason. Oh, my God.

17:06.74
Vance 😈
No, no.

17:07.61
Nandi K
I would go get my weapon immediately.

17:08.03
Vance 😈
And Jason Nice. You got to stab him. No, we wouldn't want to stab you, Jason, but.

17:12.12
Nandi K
no, no we would have to get a gun for that one. A knife wouldn't be, a knife would take too long.

17:16.39
Vance 😈
A big, uh, a big dog.

17:19.54
Nandi K
Can't let him get that close to me.

17:20.81
Vance 😈
Hey,

17:21.66
Nandi K
why I can't let somebody like Jason get that close to me. You got to shoot somebody that big.

17:25.58
Vance 😈
you got to keep your distance.

17:27.32
Nandi K
na

17:28.41
Vance 😈
A sword.

17:28.86
Nandi K
God. Yeah. Bus drivers really. ah Yeah, that's. Mm hmm. That's. Yeah, I can't even imagine because I've been on some crazy buses.

17:41.88
Vance 😈
Mm-hmm. And they be vibing. of Who you got for number three?

17:47.69
Nandi K
All right, my next one is ah rallies employees. And I said rallies and not checkers because I want to go back to a certain era of, and I think, I don't know, was it region?

17:54.74
Vance 😈
Yeah. Not checkers.

18:03.19
Nandi K
I don't know if that's regional.

18:04.05
Vance 😈
It's regional. Yeah, it's regional.

18:05.75
Nandi K
Okay, so like Hardee's and Carl's Jr.

18:06.18
Vance 😈
We don't have no Checkers over here. Yup. We got Carl Jr.

18:08.92
Nandi K
Yeah, so we used to have rallies too, though, but we they used to all be rallies.

18:09.87
Vance 😈
and

18:13.98
Nandi K
And then they changed to checkers. um So I'm going back to when there were rallies. um The walk-up drive-thru, think, is the thing about rallies that changes the vibe.

18:29.14
Nandi K
um Dangerous people come up to that walk-up drive-thru. Shout out to them, though, for having a walk-up drive-thru. But also, we know where we usually find rallies at.

18:42.09
Vance 😈
It's the location, yes. Yeah, that I was going to say it's the combo.

18:44.57
Nandi K
Right, but shout out to them having like a drive-through, but not letting Niggas sit inside, right?

18:48.50
Vance 😈
Accessible. Right, right, right, right.

18:50.73
Nandi K
Smart. Don't let Niggas inside your shit.

18:53.30
Vance 😈
You can't come in here.

18:54.49
Nandi K
Yeah, so they also have to hire dangerous people. And I've seen like many Checkers employees popping off at people at the drive-through window while I'm like getting my spicy chicken sandwich. Yeah. Yeah, there's a there's one I'm thinking of in particular, and it's by the the local HBCU you here um that I used to go to and Baby.

19:17.25
Vance 😈
Yep. yep

19:23.22
Vance 😈
Yep.

19:23.29
Nandi K
Yep.

19:23.82
Vance 😈
Any employee that is popping off, I think it lets you know a lot about the place. Because, like, you're most likely doing it because you can.

19:29.37
Nandi K
Yep.

19:33.23
Vance 😈
And if you can do that, what else can you do? And I don't want to know.

19:37.19
Nandi K
Nope.

19:37.59
Vance 😈
None of my business.

19:38.26
Nandi K
Don't want to know. Nah. All right, who you got next?

19:41.33
Vance 😈
All right. I think we might have the same number two and number one, but

19:45.38
Nandi K
Oh, shit.

19:46.52
Vance 😈
kid Wait, I know we said we were going to do it for number one, but do you want to, can you just say your number two at the same time as me?

19:51.19
Nandi K
I do want to try it. Yeah, I want to try it.

19:52.70
Vance 😈
Yeah. Can we just say it at the same time?

19:54.78
Aaron Freeman
you

19:55.37
Vance 😈
All right.

19:55.54
Nandi K
Yeah.

19:56.79
Vance 😈
Ready, set, Popeyes

19:58.71
Nandi K
Popeyes.

19:59.61
Vance 😈
Yes.

19:59.66
Nandi K
Yay!

20:00.20
Vance 😈
right. All right. All All right.

20:05.24
Nandi K
Friendship bitches y'all don't have fucking friends you bitches don't have friends

20:13.75
Vance 😈
Do you want to just do number one while we here?

20:16.09
Nandi K
No, no, no. We'll do number one after we explain.

20:16.85
Vance 😈
Okay. Okay.

20:18.61
Nandi K
Okay, so for me, I put points to Chicken Sandwich Massacre 2019.

20:23.82
Vance 😈
Bitch.

20:24.50
Nandi K
That was when we really started.

20:24.89
Vance 😈
What the?

20:27.20
Nandi K
Popeyes has always been kind of iffy, but when we really knew they could fight, it was because we were seeing them fighting for the first time.

20:34.74
Vance 😈
Right. that That was crazy. like That felt like one of those like glitches in the Matrix.

20:41.94
Nandi K
It was crazy. One time I walked to like three Popeyes trying to get a chicken sandwich.

20:42.81
Vance 😈
It was pre-pandemic.

20:46.73
Vance 😈
Bitch. don't know if you remember.

20:48.34
Nandi K
And didn't get one.

20:49.36
Vance 😈
don't know you...

20:51.06
Nandi K
But everyone behind us got one.

20:53.18
Vance 😈
I would have been livid.

20:53.38
Nandi K
Oh my god.

20:56.14
Vance 😈
don't know if you remember, but when the sandwich came first came out, I had my ears to the streets. I knew. So...

21:01.91
Nandi K
i remember you told me about it.

21:03.48
Vance 😈
The day it dropped, I went.

21:03.90
Nandi K
And you told me it was good.

21:05.38
Nandi K
Yeah.

21:05.82
Vance 😈
Right. The day it dropped, I went over there, and they were like, we're out.

21:06.36
Nandi K
You were the first person to tell me to get it.

21:11.07
Vance 😈
or We don't have it. And then I drove to, I think I drove to two or three.

21:13.43
Nandi K
Damn. This is what I'm saying.

21:17.14
Vance 😈
With a friend.

21:18.42
Nandi K
Mm-hmm. I also went with a friend.

21:18.97
Vance 😈
With our mutual friend.

21:20.22
Nandi K
We walked, bruh.

21:20.50
Vance 😈
Our former mutual friend, Coop.

21:21.62
Nandi K
We were walking all over Brooklyn trying to find this chicken sandwich.

21:27.95
Vance 😈
It's crazy. But I ate it. It was good. But y'all Niggas lost y'all's minds.

21:30.40
Nandi K
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

21:32.23
Vance 😈
Um...

21:33.14
Nandi K
Yeah.

21:33.66
Vance 😈
there's There's a Popeye's. And the thing about Popeye's, I do feel like they are in spicy areas, but they're also not in spicy areas. So, like, they're kind of a hybrid.

21:41.85
Nandi K
Yes. I knew where every Popeyes was in the New York City area and they could be found everywhere.

21:43.96
Vance 😈
hum

21:50.97
Vance 😈
Right, right.

21:51.64
Nandi K
Yeah.

21:51.69
Vance 😈
They're in all, you know, all types of communities.

21:53.81
Nandi K
Mm-hmm.

21:53.89
Vance 😈
um There's one in l L.A. in particular that's in South Central.

21:57.72
Nandi K
Hollywood? Oh, okay. I never been to that one. I used to go to the Hollywood one a lot because I lived in Hollywood.

22:00.66
Vance 😈
Bitch... Oh yeah, we like her. Bitch, the South Central Popeyes, I think the the glass in between you and the lady gotta be several inches.

22:12.31
Vance 😈
Like, I'm like, who y'all think is coming in here, the Joker?

22:15.77
Nandi K
the one near baldwin hills there's one near baldwin hills near the wet metro station station you know what i'm talking about bitch they got grits in the morning another one yeah isn't that crazy yeah the first Popeyes i ever seen with breakfast i was like oh it's black over here uh yeah about a metro station and anyway they also have thick ass glass

22:15.97
Vance 😈
Like, dang.

22:20.76
Vance 😈
ah know that one. I know this one. Yeah. Ooh. Ooh. o

22:33.66
Vance 😈
You know, isn

22:39.99
Vance 😈
that should be so fun. And then they had that little box that they opened and they put the thing.

22:43.16
Nandi K
Yeah, it's crazy. Like the old bank, like the bank teller shit.

22:45.50
Vance 😈
said, what is, yeah. What are y'all protecting back here? like i mean, I get it.

22:52.18
Nandi K
No, people be acting crazy at Popeye's.

22:52.58
Vance 😈
I know I know it's live, but it's funny to me because it seemed like if you and they're acting crazy, they're going to let you like wear yourself out.

22:55.38
Nandi K
Yeah. Yeah.

23:01.94
Vance 😈
They not coming out.

23:02.14
Nandi K
Yeah.

23:04.27
Vance 😈
Or they do come out.

23:06.14
Nandi K
Yeah, if you mind your business, maybe they'll call the cops on you if you start disturbing too many people. But if you start messing with them, they're going to come up from back from behind that counter.

23:20.25
Vance 😈
Right. yeah I don't think you want that. so I'm just like, keep it cute.

23:22.65
Nandi K
I don't. I always keep it cute with my Popeyes employees and they see a lot of me. Actually, my friend's brother works at the Popeyes by me and it's been deeply embarrassing. Luckily, I just be trying to like think like when will he not be there?

23:39.35
Vance 😈
Uh, do he be giving you free chicken?

23:39.48
Nandi K
ah no

23:42.10
Vance 😈
Ah.

23:42.81
Nandi K
Actually, sometimes actually he always does put a little something in the bag.

23:46.90
Vance 😈
A little extra, a little extra biscuit.

23:47.45
Nandi K
I'll have like a little extra side, extra biscuit.

23:51.10
Vance 😈
I love that.

23:51.28
Nandi K
I'll be like, oh, I ordered this. Count my blessings.

23:55.54
Vance 😈
Listen.

23:56.44
Nandi K
All right, are we ready for number one?

23:58.55
Vance 😈
We are ready for number one, and I think we, I'm sure we have the same answer.

24:02.58
Nandi K
Of course.

24:04.02
Vance 😈
Okay, so.

24:04.18
Nandi K
Three, two, one. Waffle House.

24:07.22
Vance 😈
Waffle House.

24:08.22
Nandi K
Yeah.

24:09.21
Vance 😈
Yeah.

24:09.59
Nandi K
I mean, so yeah, I said there's a prison to Waffle House pipeline. um I think there is, though.

24:17.89
Vance 😈
Uh-huh.

24:18.96
Nandi K
And I think it's great that Waffle House employs people who have been incarcerated.

24:20.92
Vance 😈
Oh, because they're employing the line coach.

24:24.12
Nandi K
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

24:24.81
Vance 😈
Yes.

24:25.76
Nandi K
Because they employ people, yeah, they employ people who have been incarcerated and maybe they can cook, okay?

24:25.75
Vance 😈
No, I got you. I got you.

24:30.52
Vance 😈
That makes sense. Listen, if if there's not a Nigga smoking a cigarette outside, like, is the food going be good?

24:33.15
Nandi K
Yeah.

24:38.39
Vance 😈
Probably not.

24:38.68
Nandi K
listen um also it's like the only place of all these places where fighting is on the job application it's not even the interview is like for the application you got a slap box the assistant manager yeah

24:49.11
Vance 😈
You... the Right, the the shift lead, you got a fight her.

24:55.38
Nandi K
yeah you got a slap but it's open hand open hand so y'all don't get too serious

24:55.45
Vance 😈
And if you get... and ah and if you get a hit on her, you might become like a team lead or something. Like, cause like, don't nobody hit her.

25:03.74
Nandi K
Yeah. And then for the interview, that's the application. Then for the interview, you got to like fight the manager.

25:07.96
Vance 😈
Right.

25:11.22
Vance 😈
And then no one beats, right.

25:11.96
Nandi K
Open hand, open hand.

25:13.54
Vance 😈
And no one beats that Nigga either, but it's like, oh, you survive with big chief.

25:13.90
Nandi K
Flat box.

25:17.10
Vance 😈
And then, you know,

25:17.53
Nandi K
Yeah. You got to survive like 25 seconds with the manager. Yeah.

25:22.71
Vance 😈
all dotted up. You got the job.

25:27.10
Vance 😈
Do you remember that brawl?

25:27.45
Nandi K
Yeah. Yeah, of course.

25:30.01
Vance 😈
That Waffle House brawl.

25:31.33
Nandi K
Yeah. Oh my God, baby.

25:33.45
Vance 😈
I'm sure that's why.

25:35.16
Nandi K
Everything was flying from behind that counter. ain't never seen them throw stuff from behind the counter.

25:40.44
Vance 😈
Remember.

25:40.56
Nandi K
The whole team was in on it.

25:43.32
Vance 😈
Remember the white lady caught that chair out the air? What the fuck was that?

25:48.50
Nandi K
yo

25:48.79
Vance 😈
She looked so tired. Like, she looked like all my life I had to...

25:51.92
Nandi K
Bruh.

25:54.07
Vance 😈
She caught the chair. I saw she beat the shot i think she beat the shift manager in her application. Because, like, what was that?

26:01.34
Nandi K
Yeah, probably.

26:02.78
Vance 😈
What was that? I was...

26:03.70
Nandi K
She probably became the new shift manager after that.

26:05.66
Vance 😈
No, that's how you that's how you become the shift manager. You got to challenge and beat the other one.

26:08.25
Nandi K
Yeah.

26:10.54
Vance 😈
It's like the Black Panther...

26:12.15
Nandi K
oh

26:16.86
Nandi K
Oh my God. Yeah, there's a Waffle House by me um right down the street. I've never been to it. I haven't ordered from there before. But you know, it's better when you go in.

26:29.11
Vance 😈
Yeah, you low-key got to. um

26:31.35
Nandi K
Yeah.

26:32.28
Vance 😈
I am on the West Coast, and we do not have a Waffle House, as everyone knows, other than, like, I think Arizona got it, but we don't.

26:35.13
Nandi K
Boo! The

26:38.48
Vance 😈
um So I only enjoy it when I'm traveling, and almost every time I travel, I go, though, because you got to.

26:39.95
Nandi K
downfall.

26:45.43
Nandi K
Oh, got to.

26:48.89
Nandi K
Well.

26:50.04
Vance 😈
Looks like we made it.

26:51.03
Nandi K
I think we did it. um This is not a sponsored ad for any of these places or their practices.

27:03.00
Nandi K
These are our personal opinions and thoughts. And obviously, I've been there, too. So now yall know.

27:08.87
Vance 😈
Y'all know. Right. you you know You know the bus driver will beat you.

27:12.73
Nandi K
Yeah. A big thanks to our producer and audio Adonis, Aaron Rand Freeman.

27:18.75
Vance 😈
I've been Vance Gowe, and you can find me at Sir bleep a thot over at the IGN threads. I've been enjoying threads a lot. I've been talking about pop culture, Game of Thrones, X-Men. It’s been a good time.

27:29.75
Nandi K
yeah yeah and I'm Nandi K you can find me on Instagram and threads at Nandi K-A-Y-Y-Y see y'all

27:38.99
Vance 😈
See y'all.