<v Speaker 1>Jared, you, Katy and Josh A horrible, horrible, horrible text

<v Speaker 1>message from my sister yesterday.

<v Speaker 2>What did it say?

<v Speaker 3>Like?

<v Speaker 1>When I saw it, I literally went and then I went, oh, no,

<v Speaker 1>give me to read the first sentence. Hey, mom wants

<v Speaker 1>to get family photos done this year.

<v Speaker 2>I really thought something was wrong.

<v Speaker 3>Bak is horrible? What are you Katie?

<v Speaker 1>What's one of the worst messages you can get? And

<v Speaker 1>then from there on there was a group text started

<v Speaker 1>amongst me, my sister and her family, my parents, and

<v Speaker 1>it's been non stop fighting in regards to the family

<v Speaker 1>photos this year. How much it costs, Where are we

<v Speaker 1>gonna go get it done?

<v Speaker 4>What is everybody gonna wear?

<v Speaker 2>Because you have to be like Max, Yeah, that kind

<v Speaker 2>of thing.

<v Speaker 1>NonStop anxiety about this entire thing. Not to mention it's stupid.

<v Speaker 1>Why do we got to do this?

<v Speaker 3>It is? It's stupid.

<v Speaker 2>I know it's because these moments go by so quick.

<v Speaker 5>Especially I can totally imagine your mom and your dad.

<v Speaker 5>They want to immortalize this moment because when you're young

<v Speaker 5>and you have your kids in the house, that can

<v Speaker 5>seem like the longest stretch of your time, but in reality,

<v Speaker 5>take it from somebody who's looking back on that point

<v Speaker 5>in their life.

<v Speaker 2>It goes by so quick, so I get it, whether

<v Speaker 2>they are I'm.

<v Speaker 4>Familiar with time, Yes for this.

<v Speaker 2>No, you need tommortalize it. You need to get a picture.

<v Speaker 2>Here's what I'll give you some dish.

<v Speaker 1>I'll give you a picture.

<v Speaker 2>Do the white T shirt with it, like I'm wearing

<v Speaker 2>right now, white T shirt and jeans.

<v Speaker 5>That's perfect for family pictures, every family or overall, everybody

<v Speaker 5>wear overall.

<v Speaker 1>It's the dumbest thing. When you walk into somebody's house

<v Speaker 1>and you see that that goofy picture of on the

<v Speaker 1>fireplace where everybody's wearing Matchie man pants and everything. It's

<v Speaker 1>the dumbest thing. And I know you've probably got it

<v Speaker 1>into your.

<v Speaker 3>House to dude.

<v Speaker 6>So my family, it was my last year of high school,

<v Speaker 6>so senior year. They wanted to do it because they're like, oh,

<v Speaker 6>our kids are growing up. My sister was already in college,

<v Speaker 6>and we all decided to wear black because we did

<v Speaker 6>the MATCHI Matchie and because of that, me, Jake and

<v Speaker 6>my younger sister Haley all look like we're floating heads.

<v Speaker 3>Floating head picture and it's immortalized. It's stupid.

<v Speaker 1>And every time my sage crew in high school where

<v Speaker 1>they have to grow all black, it's so dumb.

<v Speaker 2>Everybody wear their favorite band T shirt.

<v Speaker 1>And of course it's like, let's do it in Greeley.

<v Speaker 1>My photographers in Greely like Greely. Okay, well, come at

<v Speaker 1>me with your Greeley nonsense.

<v Speaker 5>Better Red Golden, there's how many mountain peaks are we near?

<v Speaker 2>Going mountains? Like, don't go to Greeley.

<v Speaker 1>She's got small children. Their outfits and everything are going

<v Speaker 1>to be literally destroyed by the time they make it

<v Speaker 1>to really, you know how much like you're in and

<v Speaker 1>boogers will be all over those kids.

<v Speaker 2>You don't put those outfits on til you get there.

<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, believe me. I've gotten the messages. Well,

<v Speaker 1>we only have a certain amount of time.

<v Speaker 4>We're on a time crunch.

<v Speaker 1>We can't be wandering around red Rocks trying to find

<v Speaker 1>the most perfect spot.

<v Speaker 2>Well you you can't.

<v Speaker 5>You you know, case the joint beforehand, you get the

<v Speaker 5>spine before he exactly.

<v Speaker 2>You just make sure you know what you're doing.

<v Speaker 1>She goes, send me GPS coordinates of where you want

<v Speaker 1>to do it. So I sent her the GPS coordinates

<v Speaker 1>the southwest Plasmal.

<v Speaker 3>That's good, the zoomy set off.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's all go stand in front of the hot topic.

<v Speaker 2>I'm for this.

<v Speaker 1>I thought, Yes, you'll need to say you can go

<v Speaker 1>in my place. We'll have this random family photo in

<v Speaker 1>my parents' house with all the entire family and then

<v Speaker 1>Katie in the middle with a big smile and a

<v Speaker 1>goofy thumbs out this idea. So we came in this

<v Speaker 1>morning and Katie showed us her a little Instagram post

<v Speaker 1>and she's like, isn't this beautiful? And it was literally

<v Speaker 1>just pitch black, and a couple of street lights were like,

<v Speaker 1>what is this?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can't see it.

<v Speaker 5>It's because it's been so hot out. I've been running before,

<v Speaker 5>you know the show. So I get up and first

<v Speaker 5>thing I do in the morning is go on my

<v Speaker 5>two mile run. I mean I'm talking get up, take

<v Speaker 5>pajamas off, put workout clothes on.

<v Speaker 3>And leave.

<v Speaker 2>It's like that.

<v Speaker 1>So it is what time in the morning, is that?

<v Speaker 2>Three ten in the.

<v Speaker 5>Morning and I go on my two mile run and yeah,

<v Speaker 5>so I just it's so peaceful, it's so cool. I

<v Speaker 5>tried last week to go on runs after the show

<v Speaker 5>and those ninety degree naps. Oh my good, it's just

<v Speaker 5>almost impossible. I had to stop so many times under

<v Speaker 5>the shade just to regain my composure so I didn't

<v Speaker 5>faint right there. Oh so yeah, So I was like, well,

<v Speaker 5>maybe I'll start doing it before the show so it

<v Speaker 5>can still be cool.

<v Speaker 2>I can get my run in and feel good about it.

<v Speaker 5>And I'm telling you Game Changer like, it makes me

<v Speaker 5>feel so good.

<v Speaker 1>I worry for your safety though that earlier in the morning,

<v Speaker 1>you're running around in.

<v Speaker 4>The pitch black.

<v Speaker 1>Uh, single female out in the wild. You be careful.

<v Speaker 6>No.

<v Speaker 5>It's funny though, because when you guys mentioned that, I

<v Speaker 5>feel like you're worried about somebody else coming up to

<v Speaker 5>me and causing me harm.

<v Speaker 1>Right, bear, there's bears out here.

<v Speaker 2>There, there's bears.

<v Speaker 5>And it's funny because one of our sales guys shout

<v Speaker 5>out to Bruce. He's the only one who mentioned, are

<v Speaker 5>you carrying bear spray with you?

<v Speaker 2>Like he was the only one who.

<v Speaker 5>Was worried about the animal aspect, And I do just

<v Speaker 5>so you know, I'm running around with pepper spray right

<v Speaker 5>there on my running pack, and so I'm ready. I

<v Speaker 5>wish somebody would I'm just kidding. I don't I don't wish.

<v Speaker 1>What happens is some street tough comes out and tries

<v Speaker 1>to get you.

<v Speaker 2>That pepper spray.

<v Speaker 3>That is I don't think that's enough.

<v Speaker 1>A false sense of security out that is not going

<v Speaker 1>to stop anybody.

<v Speaker 5>It is your stop people in their tracks.

<v Speaker 1>There's multiple YouTube videos and I've seen all sorts of

<v Speaker 1>stuff about if you got somebody coming at you in

<v Speaker 1>the heat of the moment and you nail him with

<v Speaker 1>pepper spray, a lot of the times they just keep coming.

<v Speaker 1>If you're a police officer and you got a guy

<v Speaker 1>coming at you with a knife and you shoot him,

<v Speaker 1>he'll still keep coming after you.

<v Speaker 3>Sometimes.

<v Speaker 1>There's a great video going around right now too, where

<v Speaker 1>there's this guy talking to these women on some back

<v Speaker 1>trail somewhere and they feel threatened by him. Okay, whatever,

<v Speaker 1>I don't know the backstory of the video.

<v Speaker 3>Whatever.

<v Speaker 1>Anyway, it turns out there's a moment in the video

<v Speaker 1>where one of the girls grabs her bear spray and

<v Speaker 1>straight up blast the guy in the face with the

<v Speaker 1>bear spray, and he keeps coming at him, talking, waving

<v Speaker 1>his fishing pull at him like he just keeps coming

<v Speaker 1>at him. It's not full proof. I would get an

<v Speaker 1>I'd get a machete.

<v Speaker 5>Oh, taser's a good idea, but I've been convinced pepper

<v Speaker 5>spray slash bear.

<v Speaker 2>Spray is it?

<v Speaker 1>And watch the videos on the tasers of guys with

<v Speaker 1>the adrenaline going coming at you. Police officers pop those

<v Speaker 1>guys with the tasers and they keep coming at you.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>So I'm just really concerned for you.

<v Speaker 2>I feel like this could happen during the day.

<v Speaker 1>I think you need none.

<v Speaker 2>I I can't carry all this in my hip. That got.

<v Speaker 1>Like an old time gangster. I think I want you

<v Speaker 1>to go run a Tommy guy. Yeah, but I don't know.

<v Speaker 1>I don't know what this. I would need somebody from

<v Speaker 1>law enforcement to reach out, but I don't know what

<v Speaker 1>the stats are of the pepper spray really stops somebody

<v Speaker 1>or just pisses them off.

<v Speaker 2>No, I think I'm doing okay. I honestly I am.

<v Speaker 6>So.

<v Speaker 5>I don't want to live my life afraid of what

<v Speaker 5>can happen. I'm being safe. I'm making sure and even

<v Speaker 5>where I'm running the street lights right, I mean, well.

<v Speaker 1>It's easier to mug you when they can see their mugging.

<v Speaker 4>That's that's doing.

<v Speaker 2>I just I need to get that run in.

<v Speaker 1>I do.

<v Speaker 2>It makes me feel so much better. It clears my head.

<v Speaker 1>You have a treadmill, you have access to your complex,

<v Speaker 1>not a treadmill.

<v Speaker 2>That's silly.

<v Speaker 1>Like, I don't think even I would be out running

<v Speaker 1>at three am on a dark path.

<v Speaker 2>I know it's not that I think it's fine. I

<v Speaker 2>think it's fine.

<v Speaker 5>I'm doing all the things I need to do to

<v Speaker 5>stay safe, and yeah, I really I'm in a safer neighborhood.

<v Speaker 2>Like I think it's fine.

<v Speaker 3>Are there other runners out there with you? Ever?

<v Speaker 2>A person out there in these streets?

<v Speaker 4>But why do I feel like it?

<v Speaker 1>Why do I have on that in the heat of

<v Speaker 1>the moment, you'd probably pull that pepper spray out and

<v Speaker 1>it would be facing the wrong direction. You can't and

<v Speaker 1>you'd fire it off right now.

<v Speaker 2>It's foolproof. It's foolproof. You can't fire it back.

<v Speaker 1>It'd be one of those situations where you start firing

<v Speaker 1>it and then you're like running at the same time

<v Speaker 1>and the wind would catch it would face.

<v Speaker 2>An You have no faith in me whatsoever?

<v Speaker 4>Really don't.

<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty logical person. Jerry, so listen, you can.

<v Speaker 4>I think you can seriously buy machete at Walmart.

<v Speaker 2>So I'm not carrying a machette on my rock taser.

<v Speaker 1>But machette's crazy.

<v Speaker 2>Come on.

<v Speaker 1>I don't know how we missed this, but yesterday was

<v Speaker 1>National Junk Food Day. How did we miss that?

<v Speaker 2>That's like our favorite day we celebrate.

<v Speaker 1>We love junk food. I've got lists of things coming out.

<v Speaker 1>Ohrida has announced the permanent return of their beloved Crispers Fries.

<v Speaker 1>I guess that were discontinued three years ago, so they're

<v Speaker 1>doing that. KFC is bringing back their popcorn chickens. Costco

<v Speaker 1>has launched a new summer treat called the Lemon Blondie

<v Speaker 1>Dessert bars. Applebee's is Chicken wantan Tacos?

<v Speaker 5>Now?

<v Speaker 1>Domino's you can order up a s'mores lava cake that's

<v Speaker 1>now on the dessert menu.

<v Speaker 2>What oh, I'm so hungry.

<v Speaker 4>Here's the best one that I was reading. Buffalo Wild

<v Speaker 4>Ring Wings.

<v Speaker 2>Huh.

<v Speaker 1>They are launching something called pop and Ranch.

<v Speaker 2>Oh I saw that and I need to try it.

<v Speaker 2>I saw one of my favorite try it.

<v Speaker 4>Oh my popping ranch.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's savory ranch flavored popping candy like pop rocks,

<v Speaker 1>like pop rocks that you sprinkle on your wings and

<v Speaker 1>other menu items. Yes, so as you're eating your chicken wings,

<v Speaker 1>it's there. They're popping in your mouth. Somebody said, is

<v Speaker 1>it is an unexpected sensory experience that sounds wild and

<v Speaker 1>tastes delicious.

<v Speaker 5>That's kind of what the influencer I watched said. They

<v Speaker 5>put it on their chicken tender and they opened their

<v Speaker 5>mouth and was totally silent, and you could hear the

<v Speaker 5>popping and everything, and they described it as not as

<v Speaker 5>crazy as the candy, like it doesn't pop as hard,

<v Speaker 5>but it's definitely like mind blowing a little because it's savory.

<v Speaker 2>So it's awesome.

<v Speaker 1>How horrible is our health in this country? Has anyone

<v Speaker 1>looked around? Are you reading anything about the health.

<v Speaker 4>Of this country?

<v Speaker 2>I love it.

<v Speaker 1>You've all got to die.

<v Speaker 2>Beat us, give me another reason switch the.

<v Speaker 1>Way in Buffalo Wild Wings was like, you know what

<v Speaker 1>we need to do is we need to dump pop

<v Speaker 1>rocks on our chicken wings for people and make it

<v Speaker 1>taste like ranch.

<v Speaker 5>Yes, I need to meet that person. I need to

<v Speaker 5>beat the person who thought this up.

<v Speaker 3>That's your future.

<v Speaker 2>We can't love them.

<v Speaker 1>Body, you get one body in this lifetime, and this

<v Speaker 1>is what you're gonna do to it.

<v Speaker 3>Stop with ranch, bro, Yeah, what are you talking about?

<v Speaker 1>Kimmically induced popping ranch on a highly processed chicken wing.

<v Speaker 1>Stop drop and pop it? Yeah right now is like

<v Speaker 1>talk dirty to me more?

<v Speaker 2>Je exactly tell me more about the popping ranch.

<v Speaker 1>So listen. With all that being said, I am a

<v Speaker 1>Cheetos slut, So, like, what is your go to junk food? Like,

<v Speaker 1>if you had the chance, mine is truly gonna be

<v Speaker 1>like a bag of the crunch of Cheetos. I think

<v Speaker 1>I could pop with that bag open and just go

<v Speaker 1>to town and it's gone before I know it.

<v Speaker 5>Like me, it depends on if I'm in a sweet

<v Speaker 5>or savory mood. But if it's savory it is potato

<v Speaker 5>chips and dip.

<v Speaker 2>I could nash a bag of chips.

<v Speaker 5>And dip like you wouldn't believe, like taco chips, like

<v Speaker 5>potato chips, blaze and dip like the French onion. Okay,

<v Speaker 5>flat out, I could eat a whole bag and if

<v Speaker 5>it's sweet, gushers.

<v Speaker 6>Yeah, if it's sweet, I can hammer gushers.

<v Speaker 2>A whole pack at once.

<v Speaker 4>Sweet would probably be terramasoux.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, I told you guys a few weeks ago, I

<v Speaker 1>was standing in the kitchen in the middle of the

<v Speaker 1>night with the terramasou on the counter eating it.

<v Speaker 3>You would classy sweet tooth. Ye right, Katie's over here.

<v Speaker 6>I can house beef jerky and it's just so ultra

<v Speaker 6>processed and salty. But I can eat a pack like

<v Speaker 6>the big Alberta packs in four seconds. And that's why

<v Speaker 6>I go to Costco and get him, cause I can

<v Speaker 6>get the two pound bags.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>I think my other craving generally is tied pods.

<v Speaker 2>That explains a lot, though.

<v Speaker 1>My bed so bubbly, so good, and you're clean inside.