<v Speaker 1>Jared Katy and Josh I.

<v Speaker 2>Just noticed the most guy thing ever coming out of

<v Speaker 2>the men's room here at Dounvers Mix one hundred.

<v Speaker 3>This is how funny guys are.

<v Speaker 2>Instead of like a glade plug in in there, or

<v Speaker 2>maybe a bottle of just your normal air freshener. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>you walk into the men's room here at the radio

<v Speaker 2>station and some dude brought in a bottle of fabreze

<v Speaker 2>fabric refresher. So I don't know who did that, but

<v Speaker 2>now it's it doesn't smell good in there.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm sure somebody from this.

<v Speaker 2>I just noticed Mark Moser wandering in and went in

<v Speaker 2>that direction from our sports station next door. Anyway, So

<v Speaker 2>now it smells like that and fabrize, so it's not good.

<v Speaker 4>Well, that fabric refresher leaves like a film that's supposed

<v Speaker 4>to cling to the fabric.

<v Speaker 2>Noticed that I'm in there, there's like a film on

<v Speaker 2>the counter. It's such a guy thing to do. You're

<v Speaker 2>using the wrong product, but.

<v Speaker 3>You're like, it smells good, it'll cover my turns.

<v Speaker 4>And that's funny is if you go which you won't.

<v Speaker 4>But in the woman's bathroom it's the exact opposite because

<v Speaker 4>there's like five different types of air freshener, candles, mood lighting.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're spraying.

<v Speaker 3>Motion we got for breathe, like fabric refreshing, so.

<v Speaker 4>Many ways to keep it fresh in there and moisturized.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, those are opposite ends. It's like it's like

<v Speaker 2>this the Windex spray bottle too. You know that you

<v Speaker 2>spray like on clothes, so they're spraying that in the

<v Speaker 2>air there. Oh my god, guys are idiots. This does

<v Speaker 2>go hand in hand with his story out this morning.

<v Speaker 2>Have you seen these new toilet shoes that are on

<v Speaker 2>the market. They are literally shoes that are about how

<v Speaker 2>tall are these?

<v Speaker 3>They're like a seven to eight inch.

<v Speaker 2>Uh, not even a heel, the whole base of them

<v Speaker 2>like old school seventies disco shoes platforms.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>So they're like eight inches underneath each shoe that you're

<v Speaker 2>supposed to wear while you're going to the bathroom because

<v Speaker 2>it improves your posture as you go number two.

<v Speaker 3>There's you know, you're.

<v Speaker 2>Not supposed to hunch over yourself like a position, so

<v Speaker 2>these shoes will help you. Didn't they you're sitting on

<v Speaker 2>the toilet. It's like the squad squatty potty yeah, yeah.

<v Speaker 4>You text in and talk about the squatty potty and

<v Speaker 4>I invested in something like it.

<v Speaker 1>Did you change your game? Change?

<v Speaker 3>What did you invest in?

<v Speaker 4>Well, like the same kind of thing, stool programma to

<v Speaker 4>elevate your feet like that, because the squatting position, it

<v Speaker 4>strengthens your colon and your it makes come out of you.

<v Speaker 1>It does. Yeah, so it's really good for you to

<v Speaker 1>have that kind of.

<v Speaker 3>Stuff they have the shoes and stool.

<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I need to be that fashionable.

<v Speaker 1>All that like.

<v Speaker 2>Just learred way too much information about you.

<v Speaker 1>To say, like, we don't need shoes.

<v Speaker 3>The toilet shoes.

<v Speaker 2>You can find them online at take letloose dot com

<v Speaker 2>and they're about seventy bucks.

<v Speaker 1>What again?

<v Speaker 4>Crazy to pay that money for something when you can

<v Speaker 4>just make that happen.

<v Speaker 3>Just find some old the Amazon boxes.

<v Speaker 1>Find something that's fourteen to sixteen inches. There you go.

<v Speaker 1>There you go, your set.

<v Speaker 3>Some jokes there. Gen Z gives us so much content for.

<v Speaker 2>This here, goofy show so much stuff before we get

<v Speaker 2>to Katie's funny Etsy story.

<v Speaker 3>Listen to this.

<v Speaker 2>There's a new survey out revealing wide spread, wide spread

<v Speaker 2>fake productivity across the entire United States, and guess who's

<v Speaker 2>leading the charge done.

<v Speaker 3>Today gen Zers.

<v Speaker 2>About eighty percent of gen z or surveyed confessed that

<v Speaker 2>they fake looking busy at work.

<v Speaker 3>Huh, well, we've been doing that for years, exactly.

<v Speaker 1>You're not the first. Another thing, gen Z thinks they're

<v Speaker 1>the first.

<v Speaker 4>Ya.

<v Speaker 1>Shoot, we were walking around with clipboards.

<v Speaker 3>Love before you. Right, you just gotta walk really fast

<v Speaker 3>in the hall with a.

<v Speaker 1>Clipboard and a pen behind your ear.

<v Speaker 4>Everyone thinks here on a mission like getting stuff done.

<v Speaker 2>Common tactics for the Zeers include moving your computer mouse around.

<v Speaker 2>So I guess if they're tracking productivity, you got to

<v Speaker 2>keep moving your house keeping decoy browser tabs open, and

<v Speaker 2>deliberately delaying message.

<v Speaker 3>Responses because you're just so busy, so tied down. I

<v Speaker 3>can't get to you right now.

<v Speaker 2>So anyway, gen Zer is leading the pack and faking productivity,

<v Speaker 2>faking that they're busy.

<v Speaker 3>It's not surprising.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And while they take their nap at work and

<v Speaker 4>they go into their cry room exactly.

<v Speaker 2>So Katie's also got this funny story about what they're

<v Speaker 2>doing with weddings.

<v Speaker 1>Changing up the game. Jeremy, I mean, Josh, look, get this.

<v Speaker 4>So one they're talking about bridesmaids in general.

<v Speaker 1>They're trying to do away with them. Groomsmen.

<v Speaker 4>They're like, we don't need all these people who are

<v Speaker 4>required to buy all.

<v Speaker 3>The clothes, so old school thinking.

<v Speaker 4>All the parties are like, I don't need somebody standing

<v Speaker 4>up there with me while I'm you know, saying I

<v Speaker 4>love my husband more than anything else in the world.

<v Speaker 3>Like we can do that, so stressful.

<v Speaker 2>Pick the right people to be up there as well,

<v Speaker 2>that's what they say.

<v Speaker 1>You caused so many fights within your friends.

<v Speaker 4>So they say, like the gen Z or they took

<v Speaker 4>a little panel here of five gen Z women and

<v Speaker 4>so it's like all of their answers is what this

<v Speaker 4>article is about.

<v Speaker 1>And one of them.

<v Speaker 4>Said that that they created animosity within their friend group.

<v Speaker 4>And she's like, it was like a MySpace thing where

<v Speaker 4>you're trying to pick your top friends and everybody's mad

<v Speaker 4>at each other.

<v Speaker 2>And yeah, and my best man, I had two buddies

<v Speaker 2>that I grew up with it we're just really close friends.

<v Speaker 2>So I was like, I'm gonna have double best men. Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>he's like, I don't want to hurt any feelings. But

<v Speaker 2>in typical dude fashion, one of the guys came up

<v Speaker 2>to me a few days before He's like, I don't

<v Speaker 2>want to do this.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

<v Speaker 1>I was like, rad, all right, one best man, it

<v Speaker 1>is serious.

<v Speaker 3>It is good for you for speaking of buddies.

<v Speaker 4>And not just the bridesmaid and groomsmen. They're talking about

<v Speaker 4>the whole feel of the wedding. So one of the

<v Speaker 4>stories I thought was hilarious. They're saying, no Mason jars,

<v Speaker 4>no Converse, and absolutely no barns. And how funny one

<v Speaker 4>of my good friends got married in a barn. The

<v Speaker 4>drinks were served in Mason jars, and she wore her

<v Speaker 4>Converse tennis shoes.

<v Speaker 3>So this is right now, is well it wasn't country, Yeah,

<v Speaker 3>it was.

<v Speaker 4>In twenty sixteen. And they're saying that when you do that,

<v Speaker 4>you kind of take your wedding and you put it

<v Speaker 4>in uh you know, a timeline and people know exactly

<v Speaker 4>when you got married. And one of the things with

<v Speaker 4>brides is especially is you want to be timeless.

<v Speaker 1>You want your wedding photos to last for years to come.

<v Speaker 4>And when you do stuff like that, you don't want

<v Speaker 4>to shake yourself.

<v Speaker 1>Yes exactly.

<v Speaker 4>So they're doing away with all of that. A lot

<v Speaker 4>of them are just eloping. A lot of them are saying,

<v Speaker 4>we're gonna go get married on our own in a

<v Speaker 4>courthouse and then.

<v Speaker 1>Have a big reception.

<v Speaker 4>Harterworks, Yes, doing away with the entire wedding altogether.

<v Speaker 1>So the way that they're.

<v Speaker 4>Thinking with this is one they don't want to go

<v Speaker 4>in debt because of their wedding, which I think is smart.

<v Speaker 4>I think that's a really smart move to make because

<v Speaker 4>wedding so expensive. Also, they're saying, you know, it just

<v Speaker 4>it doesn't have to be expensive, it just has to

<v Speaker 4>look expensive.

<v Speaker 1>Uh.

<v Speaker 4>So they have a lot of really good points when

<v Speaker 4>it comes to their version of the new wedding. But god,

<v Speaker 4>it's made me laugh so much. They're looking at Etsy weather.

<v Speaker 3>Witches witch please.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, they're literally looking at things.

<v Speaker 3>On Etsy weather Witch.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, and it is google it.

<v Speaker 4>All of the stuff is going to come up for you,

<v Speaker 4>and it is google it for I am. My fat

<v Speaker 4>thumbs are making it a little hard right here. I

<v Speaker 4>did and then it went away. So the the Etsy

<v Speaker 4>weather Witch. So what you do is you pay someone

<v Speaker 4>on Etsy to cast spells for your big day. So

<v Speaker 4>the weather cooperaly, so you can have like a sunshine spell,

<v Speaker 4>you can have like a beautiful rainbow, a rainbow spell.

<v Speaker 4>They have all these things and they ranged from like

<v Speaker 4>six dollars from a spell, although we have to like

<v Speaker 4>forty dollars for a spell. But if you search, you

<v Speaker 4>give forty people, well a beautiful day, beautiful.

<v Speaker 1>Day for your wedding.

<v Speaker 4>Well, I think you're just One person said that they

<v Speaker 4>paid forty dollars for an Etsy wish which to grant

<v Speaker 4>them beautiful weather for their wedding. The night before was

<v Speaker 4>one of the biggest storms that area had ever seen.

<v Speaker 3>Well she ran out of eye.

<v Speaker 4>Of exactly, but the next day was the most beautiful,

<v Speaker 4>picturesque wedding day that this person could imagine, and she

<v Speaker 4>gives it the credit to her we Etsy witch.

<v Speaker 2>She better yelp that we I know exactly got to

<v Speaker 2>be careful saying say exactly yep for five stars.

<v Speaker 4>But again, this is kind of just something that is

<v Speaker 4>now becoming a tradition for gen Z. So you could

<v Speaker 4>probably see this weather witch a little bit more common

<v Speaker 4>in weddings.

<v Speaker 2>In the you know, we're gonna get married, because I

<v Speaker 2>need to consult a weather witch right now to see

<v Speaker 2>if that's even possible for that.

<v Speaker 4>They can even do hexes and curses, so it's not

<v Speaker 4>just the positive way.

<v Speaker 1>Can we do it to imagine?

<v Speaker 2>Can we do some research today, find a hex witch

<v Speaker 2>and let's put a hex on somebody and see if

<v Speaker 2>something happened.

<v Speaker 3>Wait, we just got invited to a wedding. Should we

<v Speaker 3>hex that run?

<v Speaker 1>We want that wedding to go.

<v Speaker 4>Well, let's do it to somebody that want to put

<v Speaker 4>on somebody? Do we want to put a hex on Well,

<v Speaker 4>we'll have to workshop that. Maybe do it off the

<v Speaker 4>air like competition.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, we are going to hex the crap out of Alice.

<v Speaker 3>Alice is going down. Watch, yeah, he on you watch?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

<v Speaker 3>How much is the hexes run?

<v Speaker 1>Six to forty dollars? Yeah?

<v Speaker 3>Same? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, let's go big.

<v Speaker 1>Exactly forty dollars. Hes here we come. I like it

<v Speaker 1>all kitchen In for that one.

<v Speaker 2>Thank you for all this ridiculous information, which please get

<v Speaker 2>really quick. I was thinking about the weather witches during

<v Speaker 2>that song. We know what it takes to become a

<v Speaker 2>weather witch because I think I just found my side hustle.

<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna do weather witching in the afternoons. Yeah, you

<v Speaker 3>can just completely make everything up. Takes a good to take.

<v Speaker 4>It up, bring up some business cards, and you're good

<v Speaker 4>to go write some Yeah, that's it, that's all I

<v Speaker 4>have to do.

<v Speaker 3>I will do it.

<v Speaker 4>Jeremy the weather Witch, I think you're the male version

<v Speaker 4>of a weather Warlock.

<v Speaker 3>Warlock. Holy crap, that works.

<v Speaker 1>The joy in your eyes right now.

<v Speaker 3>Is theoration with that? That sounds awesome.

<v Speaker 1>I do you like that, dude? I do like that.

<v Speaker 4>You know.

<v Speaker 3>That's awesome.

<v Speaker 1>We should probably do this.

<v Speaker 2>I gotta get on to go daddy real quick and

<v Speaker 2>see if weather warlock dot com is taken.

<v Speaker 3>Nobody take it, all right, don't you take it? It's mine.

<v Speaker 3>You make you mad, it's mine