<v Speaker 1>Jarreny, Katy and Josh six one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>To talk about your fur babies. There's a new poll

<v Speaker 2>out this morning. They surveyed about two thousand dog owners

<v Speaker 2>and they revealed the ideal dog.

<v Speaker 3>Walk for you.

<v Speaker 2>So, if you're getting ready to go walk your puppy Nanna,

<v Speaker 2>as Katie would say this morning, the best dog walk

<v Speaker 2>should last one hour and seven minutes. It should include

<v Speaker 2>sixteen different sniffing opportunities and feature water for splashing.

<v Speaker 4>All right, MG, that's how long you have to walk

<v Speaker 4>me too?

<v Speaker 2>Synonymous, They say you should also look for areas that

<v Speaker 2>have open fields, woodlands and parks. Well, that's just like

<v Speaker 2>everywhere there say anywhere, And of course they said safety

<v Speaker 2>is the top priority. They say also that owners would

<v Speaker 2>travel up to seven miles just to find the perfect

<v Speaker 2>outing for their poops.

<v Speaker 5>Go. You know, it gets me when people are walking

<v Speaker 5>their dog and their dog is clearly trying to smell

<v Speaker 5>or sniff or do their business and they're pulling them

<v Speaker 5>and I'm like, do you do that, Jeremy.

<v Speaker 1>That's you need little Goldie fine, hold up, hold up dog. Well,

<v Speaker 1>to my defense, that dog stop to pee every twenty

<v Speaker 1>five seconds.

<v Speaker 3>She's one of those.

<v Speaker 4>Okay, there are some dogs like that. I will give

<v Speaker 4>you that.

<v Speaker 2>I guarantee you if you were to pass me at

<v Speaker 2>any point when we're walking our dog, you will hear

<v Speaker 2>me yell. I think you're empty, empty, you have nothing left?

<v Speaker 3>Come on, what else is?

<v Speaker 4>There's nothing left?

<v Speaker 3>You're blowing air right now? Stop it.

<v Speaker 4>But I do get a little judging.

<v Speaker 5>I'm not gonna lie, but yeah, at some point.

<v Speaker 3>You're like, I gotta get through my walk dog.

<v Speaker 1>Oh.

<v Speaker 5>I know the walks for you too, But that's why

<v Speaker 5>I walk by myself, because this is.

<v Speaker 3>Me now on the heels of that. I will give

<v Speaker 3>you this as well.

<v Speaker 2>There's a new study out this morning talking about it's

<v Speaker 2>now about an average of four and seventy two dollars

<v Speaker 2>annually to care for your pets.

<v Speaker 5>Oh.

<v Speaker 3>I would imagine that's mostly.

<v Speaker 4>Dogs, Yeah, dogs and cats.

<v Speaker 2>So over a typical twelve year lifespan, total costs can

<v Speaker 2>exceed about fifty thousand dollars.

<v Speaker 3>To raise that animal.

<v Speaker 5>That's you know, And I think the younger generations are

<v Speaker 5>seeing that and they're like, we still like pets, but

<v Speaker 5>we don't want to spend all that money. Do you

<v Speaker 5>know what the new trend is for the young young

<v Speaker 5>kids at Gen Alpha.

<v Speaker 3>U's gotta be like a like an ai animal.

<v Speaker 4>It's probably gonna get to that.

<v Speaker 5>But we're talking lizards and salamanders and things that are

<v Speaker 5>in tanks that aren't as expensive to raise.

<v Speaker 4>Like I saw the story, you just got to buy

<v Speaker 4>the crickets form right exactly.

<v Speaker 5>The unofficial mascot of Gen Alpha right now is an

<v Speaker 5>endangered salamander called the axel Lottel. And we've talked about

<v Speaker 5>axel battle axel lottles. They are the axel lottle, wattle,

<v Speaker 5>axel lot algo.

<v Speaker 3>I can't say it. What the hell is wattle?

<v Speaker 4>What is that axel lottle? It sounds like, okay, you

<v Speaker 4>are going to find in love. I can't even say it.

<v Speaker 4>How am I going to google it's it's very well.

<v Speaker 5>But this little lizard has a smile on its face permanently.

<v Speaker 4>No wonder why they love. I've never heard of that

<v Speaker 4>your daughter has.

<v Speaker 5>Because the young kids love this little I want to

<v Speaker 5>say lizard. It's not a lizard though, it's a salamander,

<v Speaker 5>and he is finding they're finding their way into everything.

<v Speaker 5>So the squishies are all axel Lottle shapes. Now you

<v Speaker 5>can see him in roadblocks. They're in lego sets.

<v Speaker 6>Like wattle, axle lottles.

<v Speaker 2>I almost said, yeah, careful, careful, but okay, so I

<v Speaker 2>know a couple.

<v Speaker 5>With the wattley so you can see like a few

<v Speaker 5>like salamander.

<v Speaker 4>You can say, salamon, stop it salamon. So Zoe maybe not.

<v Speaker 4>She has a tiger salamander, so she if you take

<v Speaker 4>care of them.

<v Speaker 2>It's the lizards that kids were like licking and putting

<v Speaker 2>in their mouth and they were getting incredibly.

<v Speaker 3>Sick, wasn't is it?

<v Speaker 2>I think it was the salamanders the kids were licking

<v Speaker 2>give like a high poisoner.

<v Speaker 5>Pet salamanders, like a lot of kids have these, especially

<v Speaker 5>the tiger salamanders.

<v Speaker 4>And again the axle.

<v Speaker 6>Wattles us you say, the dave is so funny a

<v Speaker 6>battle keep that elm going, homie axle wattle.

<v Speaker 3>Can you imagine me walking into a pet store. Hi,

<v Speaker 3>I'm looking for an ax.

<v Speaker 4>Are you okay, sir?

<v Speaker 7>And they're like, this dude is high, dude, this dude

<v Speaker 7>pounded a fifth of jack in the parking lot.

<v Speaker 3>Right now he's looking for a salamander.

<v Speaker 2>To man, are you allowed to lick me at Axel Wattle.

<v Speaker 3>It's like when you slow down a video on TV

<v Speaker 3>or something on YouTube.

<v Speaker 4>You raise your head in your mouth.

<v Speaker 3>I'm a disaster. I'm a disaster. I'm mad at myself

<v Speaker 3>right now, I gotta go take a break.

<v Speaker 2>Lot shout out to Cameron who texted and then said

<v Speaker 2>a whole waddle. I'm dying in my car, Jeremy, you

<v Speaker 2>made my day. Well I aim to please Cameron, thank

<v Speaker 2>you so very much for the very kind text message.

<v Speaker 2>The amount of people texting in pictures of the Axel wattle,

<v Speaker 2>I know right now, Mottel, thank you. I knew zero

<v Speaker 2>about this little animal, nothing, but you're right.

<v Speaker 3>They're smiling.

<v Speaker 4>They're so cute.

<v Speaker 2>Is that just natural that you just have a natural smile,

<v Speaker 2>you're just happy to be here.

<v Speaker 4>That's just the face they make all the time. How cute.

<v Speaker 5>And Shannon too texting in her daughter's ax a Lottle

<v Speaker 5>Onesie because that.

<v Speaker 4>Made my day. Oh gosh, that's cute. How much are

<v Speaker 4>they don't it's probably like fifty bucks.

<v Speaker 3>Do you know how long they live? I don't know,

<v Speaker 3>forty to nine ninety.

<v Speaker 1>The initial tank setup will cost you anywhere from six

<v Speaker 1>hundred to twelve hundred dollars.

<v Speaker 3>No, no, how I said, how long do they live?

<v Speaker 5>Oh, Axel Lottle life span with my fat thumbs is

<v Speaker 5>ten to fifteen years.

<v Speaker 2>And capture oh, definitely one of those two years on

<v Speaker 2>the hamster right now at the house.

<v Speaker 7>And I'm like, wrap it up, dude, wrap it out.

<v Speaker 7>I'm cleaning your cage after two years.

<v Speaker 4>They're so cute, though, I want.

<v Speaker 2>To ask I would like it at all. Right, we're

<v Speaker 2>gonna be back in about three minutes and forty seconds.

<v Speaker 2>I got a little Ellie Golding for you.

<v Speaker 3>What are we gonna be talking about, Katie Katt.

<v Speaker 5>We've got some relationship stuff, commiserating breakups and what to

<v Speaker 5>do in that.

<v Speaker 2>Situation, real life love stuff, real life stuff, breaking up

<v Speaker 2>with people.

<v Speaker 4>You remind me. Thanks chair.

<v Speaker 2>Now, speaking of Katie cat, it's story time with Katie.

<v Speaker 3>Gather around kids, chriss cross apple sauce.

<v Speaker 4>Hey, it's story time we met Katie.

<v Speaker 5>Well, this one starts out of a little sad because

<v Speaker 5>here's the thing is we all know I went had

<v Speaker 5>a little weekend with Chicago guy not too long ago,

<v Speaker 5>and it did not go well at all, And so

<v Speaker 5>I went out to lunch with one of my girlfriends yesterday, Ryane,

<v Speaker 5>and we were talking about it and she was just like, man,

<v Speaker 5>when you were telling your story, I was just crying

<v Speaker 5>along with you because she went through something recently and

<v Speaker 5>she told me her story and I was like, oh

<v Speaker 5>m g. People suck sometimes, like people. And I don't

<v Speaker 5>want to say just guys, right because you guys get

<v Speaker 5>it too, Like people in general can suck sometimes, you know,

<v Speaker 5>Like I mean, everybody has a story. It's not just

<v Speaker 5>men who are doing women wrong. Like it happens both ways.

<v Speaker 3>I famously had a harsh breakup on the show for years.

<v Speaker 2>I told the story of I was with a woman

<v Speaker 2>for four years and then I found out she was

<v Speaker 2>sleeping with the bartender at an Applebeeyeh.

<v Speaker 4>People like people suck all I've an Applebee's since I

<v Speaker 4>really did some damage to you.

<v Speaker 5>But anyway, so we were just kind of like commiserating

<v Speaker 5>together because it does happen to all of us.

<v Speaker 4>And she told me the story.

<v Speaker 5>Okay, so she does Animal City and she watches dogs

<v Speaker 5>and whatnot. She houseits for people when around of town,

<v Speaker 5>and she was doing that for somebody and they were

<v Speaker 5>also getting their kitchen done at the same time. So

<v Speaker 5>there was this work crew of guys in the kitchen

<v Speaker 5>while she was house sitting. Uh so my friend Ryane

<v Speaker 5>was talking to this guy named Mark right, and Mark

<v Speaker 5>was getting all flirty and stuff.

<v Speaker 4>And this was over a couple day.

<v Speaker 5>Period of time, and then one night Mark came into

<v Speaker 5>the kitchen and grabbed Ryan and kissed her right there

<v Speaker 5>over the burners, like this is like exactly exactly, just

<v Speaker 5>went into the kitchen, grabbed her and started kissing her.

<v Speaker 4>And she was like it was I was so caught off.

<v Speaker 3>That's a moment.

<v Speaker 5>And not only that he's a lot younger than her,

<v Speaker 5>He's like ten to younger than her, So she was totally.

<v Speaker 4>Caught off guard.

<v Speaker 2>She was like, okay, so got it, but she was

<v Speaker 2>in it.

<v Speaker 3>Was respectful.

<v Speaker 5>They were flirting, right, and so like when it happened,

<v Speaker 5>it was unexpected, but I like it, so I know

<v Speaker 5>it was so much stuff sexy.

<v Speaker 2>Right.

<v Speaker 5>So then they start talking and he was just like,

<v Speaker 5>you know, I really like you and I'd love if

<v Speaker 5>you come over to my house for dinner sometime.

<v Speaker 4>Maybe we can keep this going. And she's like okay.

<v Speaker 5>So she got really excited and the next night she

<v Speaker 5>said she went over to his house for dinner. And

<v Speaker 5>she gets there and the first thing she noticed is

<v Speaker 5>she doesn't smell anything cooking. She doesn't see any dinner

<v Speaker 5>being prepared, and he's sitting on his couch eating a

<v Speaker 5>bowl of soup and doesn't offer her anything.

<v Speaker 2>So she was like, you always offer a woman soup.

<v Speaker 2>You toss her a can and a cano, first thing you.

<v Speaker 5>Do, first thing you do. Here's your soup lady. But no,

<v Speaker 5>so he didn't offer her anything, and so she just caught.

<v Speaker 4>She was like, this is weird. You know, I thought

<v Speaker 4>we were going to go out to dinner or.

<v Speaker 5>Whatever, and so she before she could bring it up, though,

<v Speaker 5>he started like getting closer to her, and then they

<v Speaker 5>start manging not again right again, then sitting.

<v Speaker 4>He probably kept it on just for good luck, but no.

<v Speaker 5>So yeah, so they're sitting on the couch doing stuff

<v Speaker 5>and it starts to go a little further than she

<v Speaker 5>wants it to. So she's like, okay, wait, you know,

<v Speaker 5>I'm not comfortable going all that exactly. And she's like,

<v Speaker 5>I'm not looking for just a nightstand type of situation.

<v Speaker 3>She's like, I'm not.

<v Speaker 5>You need to give me more than soup, homie, And

<v Speaker 5>so you know, they kind of stopped a little bit.

<v Speaker 5>But then she's like, can I go use your restroom?

<v Speaker 5>And he's like totally.

<v Speaker 4>So here's where it's interesting.

<v Speaker 5>She walks through the kitchen and she notices on the

<v Speaker 5>refrigerator there are pictures of children that look just like Kim.

<v Speaker 5>Then as she makes her way to the to the

<v Speaker 5>to the bathroom, there is a nursery being built in

<v Speaker 5>the bedroom across the wall from the bathroom.

<v Speaker 4>But what okay, So she goes out and you know,

<v Speaker 4>Ryanne is an adult, so she asks him. She feels

<v Speaker 4>he's married. I mean, this is the way she explained it.

<v Speaker 5>She's like, I felt like this man was married, and

<v Speaker 5>I just walked into a situation I did not want

<v Speaker 5>to be in.

<v Speaker 3>Well, the nursery being built exactly.

<v Speaker 5>So she comes out and she asks Mark, are you married?

<v Speaker 5>Flat out and he's like, oh no, no, He's like and

<v Speaker 5>then she said, well, what about the pictures and the nursery. Oh,

<v Speaker 5>this is my brother's house. That's those are my nephews.

<v Speaker 5>So I'm just at my brother's house. She didn't believe him.

<v Speaker 5>She didn't feel good about his answers, so she left

<v Speaker 5>right the.

<v Speaker 3>Next day, pictures of the children looked just like him.

<v Speaker 3>Did they have little tool belts on?

<v Speaker 1>It?

<v Speaker 3>Is okay, so it's confirmed.

<v Speaker 4>Tell me that specifically, I'm okay.

<v Speaker 5>So anyway, the next day when she's you know, they're

<v Speaker 5>back at the kitchen and you know, they're working on it,

<v Speaker 5>and she's well because she's sitting still and they're working

<v Speaker 5>on the kitchen. So she asks his coworker, hey, Austin,

<v Speaker 5>is Mark married?

<v Speaker 4>And Austin says, yeah, where it is. She's like, well,

<v Speaker 4>where's Mark's family? Then where's mine? She said.

<v Speaker 5>He says, they're visiting her family in Minnesota before the

<v Speaker 5>baby comes.

<v Speaker 4>No, no, because.

<v Speaker 5>Then the houseowners come home and my friend Ryane again

<v Speaker 5>she's a grown woman, and she's.

<v Speaker 4>She's gonna do it.

<v Speaker 5>So she tells them, She's like, how well do you

<v Speaker 5>know Mark and the people who are working on your kitchen?

<v Speaker 5>And she says, well, Mark's an old family friend. So

<v Speaker 5>the pome owner knows was Mark's family. So then she

<v Speaker 5>told her everything. She told her everything, and now why

<v Speaker 5>you do that? Because Mark's getting a divorce she's affording him.

<v Speaker 4>Now.

<v Speaker 5>No, no, Now they found out after she told her

<v Speaker 5>what happened with Ryane. That wife was like, hext to

<v Speaker 5>the no, I'm out, and now they're getting a divorce,

<v Speaker 5>and I just like, I was so proud of that wife.

<v Speaker 5>I don't even know that woman, but I'm like, here

<v Speaker 5>for you, lady.

<v Speaker 4>No, that's hard to do when you're pregnant.

<v Speaker 2>Is Magine's ballsy on his part to do that in

<v Speaker 2>a house where he knows yes family, right, and.

<v Speaker 5>Clearly he's done this before, or the wife wouldn't have

<v Speaker 5>been so quick to pack up her stuff and leave.

<v Speaker 5>I mean, she took the kids, she moved to Minnesota

<v Speaker 5>to her family again, so it's like they completely parted ways,

<v Speaker 5>and you know, Ryan, she feels a little bad about it,

<v Speaker 5>but also she's like, I feel like it was.

<v Speaker 4>My duty to tell everybody. I'm like, absolutely, like I'd

<v Speaker 4>probably do the same thing app and I did ask her.

<v Speaker 3>I was like, can I.

<v Speaker 4>Tell people about this? Because again it goes into.

<v Speaker 5>When you're dealing with stuff like this, like, you know,

<v Speaker 5>Chicago guy treated me like absolute crap, and it's only

<v Speaker 5>in hindsight that I can see that now. But to

<v Speaker 5>be able to talk with other people about it and

<v Speaker 5>feel like, you know, there are people out there feeling

<v Speaker 5>like I am.

<v Speaker 3>It just it had to make you feel.

<v Speaker 4>Good, and I hated it, and I told her that

<v Speaker 4>I was like.

<v Speaker 3>I made you feel good in a bad way because me.

<v Speaker 4>Feel not alone. Is a better way to put it.

<v Speaker 5>That other people go through this too, and we get

<v Speaker 5>through it, you know.

<v Speaker 4>So that's the big thing. But man, I.

<v Speaker 2>It's too bad because it started so like hot, Like

<v Speaker 2>it started like a rom com. You know, you got

<v Speaker 2>your house sitting, you got a hot dude and his

<v Speaker 2>flannel in his work boots a belt, and he, you know,

<v Speaker 2>embraces you in the kitchen and you make out.

<v Speaker 3>I mean that would give anybody goosies.

<v Speaker 2>He would get me goosies. If this guy came over,

<v Speaker 2>he gave me. But the red flag was probably the soup.

<v Speaker 3>I mean, exactly, what is that eating soup? You know

<v Speaker 3>that kind of soup he was eating?

<v Speaker 4>Help yourself?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, is a vegetable bee? That's a dump.

<v Speaker 4>Mark's dumb.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, go for a chicken noodle guy for Mark. Well,

<v Speaker 3>thank you for that story. That was fantastic. I love it.

<v Speaker 3>I love other people's drama so much.