<v Speaker 1>Jared Katy and Josh Max one hundreds.

<v Speaker 2>So I'm hanging out with some friends tonight and we've

<v Speaker 2>been kind of doing these things where we just don't

<v Speaker 2>like drink. Like I don't want to sound too sexy here,

<v Speaker 2>but we're gonna have like hot tea and stuff and

<v Speaker 2>just hang out and catch up.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we're gonna One of the friends was like,

<v Speaker 2>what do you want us to bring in nicoles?

<v Speaker 4>Like your favorite tea. Hey, we'll have a hot water.

<v Speaker 4>So it's gonna be a super sexy evening.

<v Speaker 1>Watch out.

<v Speaker 4>Things are gonna get crazy.

<v Speaker 2>But you know, it kind of goes hand in hand

<v Speaker 2>with gen z not drinking.

<v Speaker 4>That's a big thing right now. Alcohol sales are in

<v Speaker 4>the toilet.

<v Speaker 2>It also goes along with this article out of Men's

<v Speaker 2>Fitness talking about the wellness drink trend right now called

<v Speaker 2>functional beer. So it's beer that's basically non alcoholic, but

<v Speaker 2>it's fortified with vitamins and supplements. You're gonna drink beer

<v Speaker 2>and you're gonna get your ash waganda, natural botanicals, your electrolytes,

<v Speaker 2>your probiotics, but you're getting your drink on. They are

<v Speaker 2>calling it essentially a feel good buzz. Now, so you're

<v Speaker 2>getting that buzz without the boot. I love that, and uh,

<v Speaker 2>I feel like it would try this. You gotta be

<v Speaker 2>careful with the probiotics because that'll make you poop your.

<v Speaker 4>Pants exactly that.

<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be in there hanging out with

<v Speaker 2>a group of friends pooping your pants, I'll tell you that.

<v Speaker 4>And you're not even drunk.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I'm kind of on board with this where

<v Speaker 2>you can have the taste of beer, you can have

<v Speaker 2>your chicken wings and have your non alcoholic beer, but

<v Speaker 2>while at the same time you're kind of getting some

<v Speaker 2>stuff that's good for you.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 5>Well, and Sodas did this a while ago, the probiotics stuff,

<v Speaker 5>the healthy.

<v Speaker 4>Poppy stuff like that.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so that's going on.

<v Speaker 2>The Other thing going on with the zeers out in

<v Speaker 2>the dating world is something called inflated dating. It's trying

<v Speaker 2>to date in the midst of massive inflation right now.

<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, So everybody's trying to do budget friendly dates.

<v Speaker 2>They say, instead of having reservations at a fancy place,

<v Speaker 2>you might be hitting up I don't know, like a

<v Speaker 2>RB's and then you go home and watch reruns of

<v Speaker 2>Shark Tank or something.

<v Speaker 3>I don't see anything wrong with that.

<v Speaker 2>Good a positive shift in people's love lives. You're prioritizing

<v Speaker 2>creativity and connection over financial flexing.

<v Speaker 4>Not a bad idea especially.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah, taking straight off your wallet is gonna make both

<v Speaker 5>of you happier, which makes for a better relationship. I

<v Speaker 5>just went out with the baby Nana for her birthday

<v Speaker 5>and for two of us to eat, and she had

<v Speaker 5>one drink one hundred and forty dollars.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's nutty right now.

<v Speaker 1>For see it as a man, Katie too, Like as

<v Speaker 1>the man when you're taking a girl out, like you

<v Speaker 1>go out and spend two hundred bucks, let's say, drop

<v Speaker 1>two hundred bucks on a nice steak dinner and the

<v Speaker 1>date doesn't even go well.

<v Speaker 3>I know, it's a horrible note.

<v Speaker 2>This is way you can get them back to your

<v Speaker 2>house super easy, Josh back to us Ark. There's this

<v Speaker 2>other crazy trend though that you know the high rollers, Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>talking about with the Ubers.

<v Speaker 5>So on the opposite end of that, they have this

<v Speaker 5>story about dates and how the dating question that's literally

<v Speaker 5>like tearing people apart. It's called the Great Uber Debate,

<v Speaker 5>and people are asking like about when you have a

<v Speaker 5>date and whether or not they're sending.

<v Speaker 3>A car for you. Apparently that's the thing.

<v Speaker 5>And one person, actually it really started to spread on

<v Speaker 5>x because somebody came out and was like, every good

<v Speaker 5>man I've ever been on a date with has sent

<v Speaker 5>a car and then said usually the Uber black, So

<v Speaker 5>they're really spending for that extra yeah.

<v Speaker 3>And so now it's kind of a thing on social.

<v Speaker 5>Media where women specifically are kind of grating men on

<v Speaker 5>this behavior, whether or not they send a car for

<v Speaker 5>your first date.

<v Speaker 4>Now they have.

<v Speaker 5>The cons as well, because they're like, well, he could

<v Speaker 5>also be a serial killer.

<v Speaker 3>He knows where you live.

<v Speaker 2>For the first dates that you can always say, you know,

<v Speaker 2>you can have an uber pick me up it you know,

<v Speaker 2>a different cross streets pick me up the seven one.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it around.

<v Speaker 5>But that is one of the arguments here is like,

<v Speaker 5>you know, I don't want a guy sending a car

<v Speaker 5>for me then he knows where I live, or then

<v Speaker 5>it's too much control. He I can't expect something, you know,

<v Speaker 5>but there are women out here who will not even

<v Speaker 5>say hi to you unless you send a.

<v Speaker 3>Car for that.

<v Speaker 4>Like I have never heard of this before.

<v Speaker 2>I would never even think to send an Uber, never

<v Speaker 2>even that wouldn't even cross my mind.

<v Speaker 4>But what a flex that is.

<v Speaker 5>I mean, it's called the new chivalry. It's like, that's

<v Speaker 5>kind of how they're looking at it.

<v Speaker 4>It's like sending a horse and buggy.

<v Speaker 1>Yes, fan maiden, I shall send you, and high class

<v Speaker 1>steel carriage will be picking you up in the form

<v Speaker 1>of a Cadillac, and then thou shall meet me for

<v Speaker 1>some meat on a stick. I have the meats I have,

<v Speaker 1>and then later that evening we shall create the beast

<v Speaker 1>with two backs. We shall pro create.

<v Speaker 4>Is that how guy's talking now? Come here become very

<v Speaker 4>wench the evening? What is really? We were just talking

<v Speaker 4>about uber stop it. I can't stop it.

<v Speaker 3>They stopped stop that right?

<v Speaker 4>The problem I have?

<v Speaker 2>I know all because Katie said something kind of silly

<v Speaker 2>off the air yesterday.

<v Speaker 4>I was like, let's talk about that on the show.

<v Speaker 3>There it is.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah, And I thought about it in the bathroom. So

<v Speaker 5>that's all the best ideas over, No, seriously, like.

<v Speaker 3>That's where all the good stuff comes from.

<v Speaker 5>And I just asked you guys, if animals could talk,

<v Speaker 5>which one do you think would be the rudest, the

<v Speaker 5>biggest jerk. Yeah, I've been thinking about it all day.

<v Speaker 5>So I just I think it's awesome.

<v Speaker 4>Okay, so there's your question. Phone lines are already ringing.

<v Speaker 2>Yes, if animals could talk, which one would be the

<v Speaker 2>biggest jerk?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

<v Speaker 4>What animal would be the biggest jerk?

<v Speaker 2>Well, since this was your goofy idea while you were

<v Speaker 2>sitting on the toilet, you can start.

<v Speaker 3>Can I can I start?

<v Speaker 5>Okay, here's what I thought that would be the perfect

<v Speaker 5>jerk animal, and that is a dolphin.

<v Speaker 3>Can I tell you why? Yeah?

<v Speaker 5>Explanation Because they're super smart, and so they would make

<v Speaker 5>you think that you're the smart one, and then out

<v Speaker 5>of nowhere here they come with all their smartness, and

<v Speaker 5>you know what I mean, they can actually plan things

<v Speaker 5>like they're cocky. Dolphins are super and they're adorable and

<v Speaker 5>cute and they make the cutest noise.

<v Speaker 3>So come out of nowhere.

<v Speaker 4>Behind there, behind your back, like.

<v Speaker 3>You're stupid, slap you upside with their fin, you know

<v Speaker 3>what I mean.

<v Speaker 5>Like I'm just saying, dolphins probably probably secret jerks.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because dolphins are so helpful, Like if you're drowning

<v Speaker 2>in the ocean, like a what do they call it,

<v Speaker 2>a school of dolphins, a team of dolphins.

<v Speaker 4>They come up on you and they will help you.

<v Speaker 4>They will say, well they have you.

<v Speaker 3>Have you ever came across the school of dolphins? Do

<v Speaker 3>you know that that's what they do? I think those

<v Speaker 3>are just your finger. Yeah, dolphins in the water. They

<v Speaker 3>don't play. They don't play.

<v Speaker 4>Not off to a good start.

<v Speaker 3>You guys, dolphin is a perfect pig.

<v Speaker 2>If anamals could talk, which ones would be the biggest jerks?

<v Speaker 4>Jerks? That's the question this morning. Three O three six

<v Speaker 4>nine one, sixteen forty nine. Call us right now, three

<v Speaker 4>O three six nine one, sixteen forty nine.

<v Speaker 6>I think I am gonna go with the goose, the gander,

<v Speaker 6>the ganda. I think the goose that you see at

<v Speaker 6>the parking lot, if they could talk, they would be

<v Speaker 6>yelling at you because they're already mean in the park right.

<v Speaker 3>Like they own everything. Yeah, they hiss at.

<v Speaker 2>You, they snap at you, and I think if they

<v Speaker 2>could talk, they would.

<v Speaker 4>You know, be a little smart arses. Hey, I'm trying

<v Speaker 4>to walk here. They be chasing kids. Get out of

<v Speaker 4>my park. Get out of my.

<v Speaker 3>Pock That's how they sound. Are from Jersey. They get

<v Speaker 3>out and you know the ones.

<v Speaker 5>Have you seen the geese that have almost like the

<v Speaker 5>little chicken thing on their face like a gooster.

<v Speaker 2>It's just like you know what, I look into my

<v Speaker 2>face here, those are the super bean ones.

<v Speaker 4>You got a problem with my face?

<v Speaker 3>Come on back exactly. I'm gonna snap a finger off

<v Speaker 3>with my beak.

<v Speaker 4>Let me bring it.

<v Speaker 3>Bring it with their wings.

<v Speaker 4>With my wings. You like these wings? Look at these wings.

<v Speaker 4>I slap you upside your head with these wings. I'm

<v Speaker 4>a goose. Bring it. Why do you sound so much

<v Speaker 4>like hey, I know geese?

<v Speaker 5>You do.

<v Speaker 2>If animals can talk, which ones would be the biggest jerks?

<v Speaker 2>Somebody rode in and said the seagull because they're like

<v Speaker 2>flying thieves. Like they they would now as they swoop

<v Speaker 2>down and steal your sandwich, they'd be like, do better.

<v Speaker 5>Rookie, sir. Pigeons are on that same line, right like, yeah.

<v Speaker 4>I mean you crumbs, your jerk might just sandwich next.

<v Speaker 3>Time you punk rookie, rookie move.

<v Speaker 2>And then I love the two or three people who

<v Speaker 2>wrote in and said chihuahuas.

<v Speaker 4>If chihuahuas could talk, so punk man, they'd be like, whoa,

<v Speaker 4>come at me, Come at me.

<v Speaker 3>That's the thing is they do that to everyone, no

<v Speaker 3>matter the size.

<v Speaker 4>Come on over, y'all. Shank you, shank you very much.

<v Speaker 4>Whoa meanchua will get away from me? Is it? It's

<v Speaker 4>ye have guinea? Right?

<v Speaker 3>That is correct?

<v Speaker 4>Nailed it? All right, buddy?

<v Speaker 2>If an animal could talk, which one would be the

<v Speaker 2>biggest jerk?

<v Speaker 3>All right, we'll provide an answer to the guy in

<v Speaker 3>the call.

<v Speaker 5>But I'm gonna go in.

<v Speaker 4>Audible there, okay, okay, yeah, what you got?

<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

<v Speaker 3>Another bird?

<v Speaker 5>I'm going to go with an Ostrich.

<v Speaker 2>Oh wait a second, let me think about this.

<v Speaker 3>Is there big? Right?

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're intimidating.

<v Speaker 3>Again with the wingspan, like let me and.

<v Speaker 4>They'd be whacking you with their neck.

<v Speaker 2>How do you think that I don't want you to cuss,

<v Speaker 2>don't cuss, But how do you think that Ostrich would

<v Speaker 2>would would act and sound like?

<v Speaker 3>Well, it's tall, it's awkward, it's got the long neck.

<v Speaker 3>It can't fly, it can run, it's got that big,

<v Speaker 3>bulbous body.

<v Speaker 4>So I think it took a talk, it'd be just

<v Speaker 4>annoyed with its entire existence. It sounds a little like

<v Speaker 4>Katie honestly, with the big bulbous body.

<v Speaker 3>His body's crazy.

<v Speaker 4>Jeremy, shut up, no wonder he's mad.

<v Speaker 2>He's got a bulbous body and he can't fly.

<v Speaker 4>He'd be a grumpy bird for sure.

<v Speaker 3>Little head, Yeah head, a.

<v Speaker 4>Big bulbous body, Get out of my way. I don't

<v Speaker 4>want to go to Costco. I hate being the type

<v Speaker 4>of bird. I can't even why they.

<v Speaker 3>Can't fly parts pretty buddy, Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>I don't want to go to the zoo. If Kenny,

<v Speaker 4>that was good, there's.

<v Speaker 6>Cat high cat, good morning.

<v Speaker 4>Good morning to you.

<v Speaker 2>If animals could talk, which one would be the biggest jerk?

<v Speaker 3>I think monkeys would be like total troublemakers. They can

<v Speaker 3>almost talk already.

<v Speaker 5>They throw poo at people at the zoo.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, think of like monkeys.

<v Speaker 5>When you see those videos where they steal people's booth

<v Speaker 5>and they get all drunk, Like, imagine what they're saying.

<v Speaker 4>A little drunk monkey.

<v Speaker 3>I want a little drunk.

<v Speaker 2>A little drunk just rambling, throwing obscenities at people before

<v Speaker 2>they throw their poo.

<v Speaker 3>It's like some frat boys.

<v Speaker 1>They're like, oh my god, hold my beer.

<v Speaker 4>I oh my god, that's funny.

<v Speaker 5>They're like someone's drunk Thanksgiving, Like that's the drunk monkey.

<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine the little monkey talking like the like

<v Speaker 2>bro we're like monkeys and stuff. Let's throw some pool.

<v Speaker 1>The drunk uncle. It's the drunk uncle.

<v Speaker 4>That's pretty good cat. Thank you for the call.

<v Speaker 1>Dude.

<v Speaker 4>Let's throw some pood people and then go play flag football.

<v Speaker 4>It's gonna be awesome.

<v Speaker 2>And then we'll hit the gym because we're like monkeys.

<v Speaker 4>Do you a monkey?

<v Speaker 5>Bro?

<v Speaker 4>How much can you lift with your tail? Homie?

<v Speaker 3>Hello?

<v Speaker 4>Throwing poo? Iris? Monkeys?

<v Speaker 6>Hi?

<v Speaker 4>Oh hi, Iris? How old are you?

<v Speaker 1>I'm thirteen?

<v Speaker 5>Oh?

<v Speaker 2>Hi, I'm sorry you had to hear about the monkeys

<v Speaker 2>throwing pool Now it feels weird. It feels a little weird, right,

<v Speaker 2>all right? So if animals could talk, which one would

<v Speaker 2>be the meanest?

<v Speaker 3>I think because they're hungry and the one the ones

<v Speaker 3>in Finding Nemo were really rude.

<v Speaker 4>You know what? You nailed it?

<v Speaker 3>Yailed it.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Disney knew what was going on.

<v Speaker 5>Sharks food not friends, Sharks Katie's Sharks actually think.

<v Speaker 2>It's thank you guys for having some fun with us

<v Speaker 2>this morning. Jeremy, Katy Josh here at Mixed one hundred

<v Speaker 2>Bro

<v Speaker 4>Sharks Man