<v Speaker 1>Jerey, Katie and Josh makes one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>I guess thoughts and prayers this morning. Thoughts and prayers

<v Speaker 2>to Katie's one eyed mother, Oh, who has become quite

<v Speaker 2>the character on this show.

<v Speaker 1>Though she doesn't like that.

<v Speaker 3>She doesn't like it, but I mean she's got one eye.

<v Speaker 2>That's how we've all come to love her and adore

<v Speaker 2>her because she's got one eye.

<v Speaker 3>Come on, but yes, we'll make sure you need.

<v Speaker 1>You went through it this weekend. Jeremy, Well, how happened?

<v Speaker 1>So my mom loves to camp, and she's such an

<v Speaker 1>active person. I worry about her sometimes with all the

<v Speaker 1>activity that she does. But she loves to camp. She

<v Speaker 1>goes camping with her friends a lot in the summer.

<v Speaker 1>And so she was out camping and at like eleven

<v Speaker 1>o'clock at night, went to go use the porta potty essentially,

<v Speaker 1>right whatever. Yeah, Like it's an actual little bathroom though

<v Speaker 1>that you walk into and there's a toilet and stuff,

<v Speaker 1>so it's not just a little it is, like yeah,

<v Speaker 1>But so she walks in there, immediately slips, falls, cracks

<v Speaker 1>her head on the concrete toilet, and then so she

<v Speaker 1>doesn't hurt the back of her head, she puts her

<v Speaker 1>hand behind her head so it doesn't crack on the floor.

<v Speaker 1>She broke a wrist, did she really? My mom is

<v Speaker 1>a barber. Yeah, and she just broke her left wrist

<v Speaker 1>in March.

<v Speaker 3>Why does she do that?

<v Speaker 1>She again fell and so she just broke her left

<v Speaker 1>wrist in March and that was just slowly healing again.

<v Speaker 1>She cuts hair for a living.

<v Speaker 3>This is bad news.

<v Speaker 1>She had to take time off when the left wrist broke.

<v Speaker 1>It was just finally becoming better. And then she breaks

<v Speaker 1>her right wrist. Her dominance she do, so she's gonna

<v Speaker 1>be out of work for a couple months now.

<v Speaker 3>She have somebody that can help her cut hair.

<v Speaker 1>Great brother has to take care of her.

<v Speaker 3>She start cutting hair, cut hair.

<v Speaker 1>No, she's gonna lose out on some money. And we're

<v Speaker 1>kind of concerned about my mom right now in that regard.

<v Speaker 1>But thankfully my brother's gonna be there to help take

<v Speaker 1>care of certain things that because here's the thing I

<v Speaker 1>didn't realize this. My mom's like, yeah, my friend Holly

<v Speaker 1>is gonna come over and help me put my bra

<v Speaker 1>on on tonight. She's gonna come back on Tuesday and

<v Speaker 1>help me put it on again. And I was like, wait,

<v Speaker 1>you're just gonna keep your bra on that whole time. Mom,

<v Speaker 1>She's like, I kind of have to when this happens,

<v Speaker 1>you can't. But even that you can't, there's so many

<v Speaker 1>things that she her left wrist is barely better. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>but here's the thing. She was of all the things.

<v Speaker 1>She's like, I can't cook, you know, like they're having

<v Speaker 1>to like eat a lot of things that are already prepared,

<v Speaker 1>which my mom hates. Like she's just like all of

<v Speaker 1>these things. She can't reach. Things like because there's.

<v Speaker 2>So much she can't button your hands, she can't button

<v Speaker 2>her paste.

<v Speaker 3>Did you think about restaurants?

<v Speaker 1>It's so funny because this did come up where she

<v Speaker 1>was like, I can wipe my own butt.

<v Speaker 3>Okay, she's got that going on.

<v Speaker 1>I said, thank god, and then audibly in the background,

<v Speaker 1>I heard my brother, thank.

<v Speaker 3>God, what do you do in that situation? Got to

<v Speaker 3>help mom out?

<v Speaker 1>I guess he's the one taking care of her. And

<v Speaker 1>I'm just so grateful. I have the best brother on

<v Speaker 1>the planet, and it's in cases like this that we

<v Speaker 1>really see it. I mean, Babba, he's the best. There's

<v Speaker 1>no bad Bubba.

<v Speaker 2>You guys starting to have some hard conversations about your mom.

<v Speaker 1>This was such an eye opener because I am just like,

<v Speaker 1>what do you mean you fell again? I get it,

<v Speaker 1>like again, I know again, and.

<v Speaker 3>It's time to have some conversations.

<v Speaker 1>I have never, ever, ever worried about my mom because

<v Speaker 1>she's the healthiest person in the family. Like she's the

<v Speaker 1>oldest of all of her siblings, and she's in the

<v Speaker 1>best shape of everybody. Like my mom works out every day.

<v Speaker 1>She you know, drinks fiber shakes for breakfast.

<v Speaker 4>My mom is known, thank god, my brother said about

<v Speaker 4>my mom is known for saying the skin of the

<v Speaker 4>apple that that's a treat when she eats the or

<v Speaker 4>she only eats the skin of the apple, and then

<v Speaker 4>when she eats the actual.

<v Speaker 1>Fruit, that's a treat for her because that's the extra sugar.

<v Speaker 1>Like my mom's like that. She's so healthy. So I've

<v Speaker 1>never worried about her in the sense of she's gonna

<v Speaker 1>be She's gonna be okay, it's gonna be fine. It's

<v Speaker 1>her wrist, so I like, you know, but when you

<v Speaker 1>start getting older, you know, your bones.

<v Speaker 2>Like takes longer to hear. You're definitely more fragile. She's

<v Speaker 2>gonna bruise, like crazy.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah, they here.

<v Speaker 3>She's gonna look bad.

<v Speaker 1>Her face is all busted up.

<v Speaker 3>My look so bad.

<v Speaker 1>My brother said. She came home. This happened Friday night.

<v Speaker 1>She's still camped with all of her friends until Sunday.

<v Speaker 3>Cause she's to go to Chico too. You want to.

<v Speaker 1>Quote rude the vibe, You need to go to the hospital.

<v Speaker 1>Her whole face is covered in bruises. And if she

<v Speaker 1>broke her no, she went, she went to the doctor.

<v Speaker 1>She got the whole concussion proto call. But like she

<v Speaker 1>walked in the door. Didn't even call my brother, And

<v Speaker 1>so she walks in the door, and he's like, what

<v Speaker 1>happened to you.

<v Speaker 3>Fail in an out house? No big deal. Life goes on.

<v Speaker 1>She's a hardy North She's as hearty as all get out.

<v Speaker 3>She's gonna bounce back.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, she sure will. But it is you're right,

<v Speaker 1>It kind of just like.

<v Speaker 3>What you probably should start. Is it just your brother?

<v Speaker 3>Do you have? You have your sister? You have the

<v Speaker 3>more successful sister.

<v Speaker 1>Four of us. Okay, yeah, and why.

<v Speaker 3>Are you from Yeah, she's super successful.

<v Speaker 2>So you guys should probably sit down and have a

<v Speaker 2>conversation about what he did to what's going on with

<v Speaker 2>your mom? And like, if you're gonna have to ship

<v Speaker 2>her out here, she might have to live with you,

<v Speaker 2>I know, because you're you got nothing else. You're single,

<v Speaker 2>like you can your other your other siblings are really

<v Speaker 2>busy and they have families.

<v Speaker 1>And he need a pretty picture for me, aren't you.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you might have to adopt your mother and have

<v Speaker 3>her at the house. Why wouldn't you You could.

<v Speaker 2>Bring her in on a daily basis, if you could,

<v Speaker 2>like look at her fake guy and stuff, it'll be awesome.

<v Speaker 1>At least she wipes her own But quick question.

<v Speaker 3>Did when she fell? Did the ipop out? No?

<v Speaker 1>Stop it, Jeremy, Why is that your question?

<v Speaker 2>You feel like if you hit hard that I flew

<v Speaker 2>in the forest, She'll just doing fine in the forest somewhere.

<v Speaker 2>Oh ladies, ladies, ladies, I have a question for you, Katie.

<v Speaker 3>I think you're a lady.

<v Speaker 2>Right Yeah, Well, Jeremy, she does a lot of scratching

<v Speaker 2>and bourpen and farten.

<v Speaker 3>It's fitting.

<v Speaker 1>But shut up, ladies.

<v Speaker 2>At what age do you all morph into crazy plant?

<v Speaker 3>Ladies?

<v Speaker 1>Oh?

<v Speaker 3>What age is that? Because I think Nick Knack is.

<v Speaker 1>Is there is that happening?

<v Speaker 2>It's happening in my house. Over time I turn around,

<v Speaker 2>there's another plant popping up in the house. How many

<v Speaker 2>little gnats we got fling around life?

<v Speaker 1>That's the thing is they bring the bugs you got.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can't overwater the you can't underwater them. There's

<v Speaker 2>all sorts of rules. I joke, my house is not

<v Speaker 2>disgusting like that, but every now and then there's like

<v Speaker 2>a gnat flying them around and I'm like, mooney.

<v Speaker 3>Plant, that's what it is. I went upstairs last night

<v Speaker 3>and in the master bathroom there's a ledge and there's

<v Speaker 3>like a four foot tall plant out of nowhere on

<v Speaker 3>this ledge, and I'm like, where the hell did this

<v Speaker 3>come from?

<v Speaker 1>And I'm sure it scared you at first he thought

<v Speaker 1>it was a person. Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>I was like yeah, And I went over and like

<v Speaker 2>squeezed and looked. I was like, no, this is it's

<v Speaker 2>another plant in the house.

<v Speaker 3>And I was like, no, cool, nick knack.

<v Speaker 2>And she said, well, it's a rescue it's her rescue plant,

<v Speaker 2>the rescue plant.

<v Speaker 3>It's a rescue plant.

<v Speaker 2>She was in Sam's Club and all these plants were

<v Speaker 2>on clearance for ten dollars and they were shoved way

<v Speaker 2>in the back in the dark and they weren't getting

<v Speaker 2>sold she so she said she had.

<v Speaker 3>To rescue it. It was her rescue plant.

<v Speaker 1>Sounds like baby Nana has eighty seven plants.

<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that's two men room and.

<v Speaker 1>Then out in like the laundry room area because she

<v Speaker 1>has the basement where she lives. So in just the basement,

<v Speaker 1>do you walk around, maybe Nana has eighty seven plants

<v Speaker 1>within that.

<v Speaker 3>Little It's too much maintenance and water.

<v Speaker 1>But she loves it. Like once a week she does

<v Speaker 1>her plants like she waters and takes care of her plants.

<v Speaker 1>And she tries to give me rescue plants.

<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, you know that that you'll kill.

<v Speaker 1>It, tragic death for them.

<v Speaker 3>You're really busy.

<v Speaker 1>I killed an airplant once, Like, yeah, you just killed

<v Speaker 1>the succulent accidentally. You're so easy.

<v Speaker 3>I care? Does she not like all these plants get along?

<v Speaker 2>Because can you put like certain species of plants with

<v Speaker 2>other species? Do they fight or they do they release

<v Speaker 2>chemicals and try to kill each other?

<v Speaker 1>When I understand all plants get along. So really it's

<v Speaker 1>all this one inclusive plant community.

<v Speaker 2>So she's starting early because she's young. She's a z right,

<v Speaker 2>this is one of those.

<v Speaker 1>Little grandma habits that little gen z Ors do.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, starting really after she's.

<v Speaker 1>Done taking care of her plants, she crochetes.

<v Speaker 2>Wait till she's my wife, says she's going to be

<v Speaker 2>living in a greenhouse.

<v Speaker 3>She's gonna morph.

<v Speaker 2>So gave a shout out to our teachers and students

<v Speaker 2>a little bit ago from Adam's twelve school District and

<v Speaker 2>Littleton Public schools all going back to school today, hopping

<v Speaker 2>on those buses, hanging out in the carpool lanes, wondering

<v Speaker 2>if they're gonna have pigs in a blanket for lunch.

<v Speaker 3>Congratulations to all the kiddos heading back.

<v Speaker 2>Andrea also wrote in and said, give a shout out

<v Speaker 2>to the Jeffco teachers because they're headed back in today

<v Speaker 2>to get some things done, get those bullets and boards

<v Speaker 2>in order.

<v Speaker 3>So shout out to our teachers and jeff Co heading

<v Speaker 3>back today.

<v Speaker 2>We appreciate you guys so darn much. Katie had a

<v Speaker 2>story the other day about the hardest grade that you'll

<v Speaker 2>ever attend in school.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so if you have a kiddo that's getting ready

<v Speaker 1>to go back into third grade, maybe.

<v Speaker 3>That's the hardest one.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a little extra attention. And here's why they break

<v Speaker 1>it down pretty easily. They talk about how third grade

<v Speaker 1>can bring big emotions because kids are growing socially, but

<v Speaker 1>they're still still tru trying to learn how to manage

<v Speaker 1>their feelings, so they're out there. Well exactly. Here's the

<v Speaker 1>thing is a lot with third graders. You may seem

<v Speaker 1>them overconfident at one point because they're trying to overcompensate

<v Speaker 1>for not knowing how to do things right, but over

<v Speaker 1>overwhelm the next. So it's it's really hard. That grade

<v Speaker 1>is really hard to really kind of navigate. I think

<v Speaker 1>it is. I agree that.

<v Speaker 3>We've got a third learning long division.

<v Speaker 1>Well no, it's like the fact that they have to

<v Speaker 1>learn how to be a little human, but they're still

<v Speaker 1>trying to figure out how to do it, like there's

<v Speaker 1>no textbooks, I know. But then they're also learning how

<v Speaker 1>to become friends with people, how to develop their own personality.

<v Speaker 1>There's a lot that happens into things.

<v Speaker 3>I didn't realize that third grade I love.

<v Speaker 1>It's very vivid in my brain, like it's my favorite teacher,

<v Speaker 1>mister Thompson. He was the teacher who called me Katie.

<v Speaker 1>All the other teachers called me by my real government name, Katrina.

<v Speaker 1>Made me seem like I was in trouble. But he

<v Speaker 1>was like, what do you want to be called? And

<v Speaker 1>I was like, well Katie and he's like okay, And

<v Speaker 1>from then on, Katie shit shot. I felt seen thanks

<v Speaker 1>to mister Thompson. And so I just think that if

<v Speaker 1>more people realize that about third grade, like really, you know,

<v Speaker 1>dial in on them in that third grade period of

<v Speaker 1>their lives, because

<v Speaker 2>All the kids going into third grade this morning have

<v Speaker 2>giant eyes right now, get into what is happened