<v Speaker 1>Jarre you, Katie and Josh one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>All right, So yet another reason that my wife is

<v Speaker 2>going to be going to heaven and I'm going to

<v Speaker 2>have a harder time.

<v Speaker 3>Well, you're gonna have to write somebody up there.

<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna, yeah, may have to submit a resume, really

<v Speaker 2>really polishing a resume.

<v Speaker 4>We were leaving I don't want to say what store.

<v Speaker 2>We were leaving a store the other day and we

<v Speaker 2>were coming out in the cart, you know, we're pushing

<v Speaker 2>the cart out, and we realized that the case of water.

<v Speaker 4>Underneath had not been wrung up. It was like a

<v Speaker 4>three dollar case of water.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>And She's like, oh, they forgot our water.

<v Speaker 2>I was like, well, too bad for them. Yeah, right,

<v Speaker 2>like we just got some free water, Snoozy Liz, And uh,

<v Speaker 2>you know, I was in the mindset of, oh, we'll

<v Speaker 2>spend more money next time.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you know, it's no big deal. No, we got

<v Speaker 4>to the car, unloaded everything.

<v Speaker 2>She goes, A'll be right back, and she went back

<v Speaker 2>into the store and paid for the water.

<v Speaker 3>He did.

<v Speaker 4>And I don't know if I would have done that

<v Speaker 4>or not.

<v Speaker 2>If I probably would have just been a couple more

<v Speaker 2>bucks that I didn't need to the next time I'm

<v Speaker 2>in there.

<v Speaker 1>No, for sure.

<v Speaker 5>I think once you're out of the store, it kind

<v Speaker 5>of relieves you of any you.

<v Speaker 4>Know, at least it's on them, you think.

<v Speaker 5>I think once you leave the store, it's like it's

<v Speaker 5>going to take too much of my energy to go

<v Speaker 5>back in there and pay for it for three dollars

<v Speaker 5>like on my way out, or if like they don't

<v Speaker 5>scan it and I'm like pain and I'm like, wait

<v Speaker 5>a second, you didn't scan this, I will call attention

<v Speaker 5>to it.

<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, if I if I remember that the case

<v Speaker 2>is under there, I wasn't even thinking about it. The

<v Speaker 2>kids were jacking around, you know, I was trying to

<v Speaker 2>control them. Nobody remembered that the case of water was

<v Speaker 2>there until we were like halfway to the car, like,

<v Speaker 2>ah crap. Yeah. But I was also in the mindset, well,

<v Speaker 2>that cashier needs to walk around, just do it once

<v Speaker 2>over on the cart and go back to the cashier machine.

<v Speaker 4>That's on them to look.

<v Speaker 1>Let me leave.

<v Speaker 4>But sweet nik Neck is not that human at all.

<v Speaker 3>She's better than all of us.

<v Speaker 2>She's a saint.

<v Speaker 3>We can all agree that.

<v Speaker 4>One of the nice things about my wife, she is

<v Speaker 4>a saint.

<v Speaker 2>Like, if we had gotten home, she probably also would

<v Speaker 2>have called the store and said, hey, how can I

<v Speaker 2>how can I get.

<v Speaker 4>This money too?

<v Speaker 1>You You're like, ma'am, it is three dollars.

<v Speaker 6>I know.

<v Speaker 2>Like I can imagine the person on the other line going,

<v Speaker 2>what some teenager?

<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, what exactly? Real quick?

<v Speaker 2>There is a story out this morning talking about roughly

<v Speaker 2>thirty three percent of people that go out and do

<v Speaker 2>some shop and admit that they have remained silent when

<v Speaker 2>a cashier failed to ring something up during checkout. Now

<v Speaker 2>that is just like she's boo boo, Yeah, this is

<v Speaker 2>something I don't think I would do that.

<v Speaker 4>I'd be like, hey, you forgot one thing.

<v Speaker 5>It's all about the intent. Like I'm not gonna like

<v Speaker 5>that's bad karma.

<v Speaker 4>I think that's really bad karma.

<v Speaker 5>If we're out to the car and I notice it

<v Speaker 5>at that point, I'm like, well, I love that time.

<v Speaker 2>I'm glad we're the same like that not my monkeys,

<v Speaker 2>And damn I'm thirsty right now. I'm a crack open

<v Speaker 2>a warm one. Katie said something funny off the air

<v Speaker 2>a little bit ago, and it really piqued my interest.

<v Speaker 2>It kind of has to do with relaxing a little bit, right.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm a sucker for a good bench. You know.

<v Speaker 4>I like bench Please.

<v Speaker 5>Seriously, if I see one while i'm out about, I

<v Speaker 5>will sit on it and probably take a picture.

<v Speaker 2>But when you see a good bench, you're like, damn,

<v Speaker 2>that is good bench placement right there.

<v Speaker 1>And then I want to know more about the bench.

<v Speaker 1>Why is it here?

<v Speaker 4>How did it get there?

<v Speaker 5>It's probably got a plaque on it.

<v Speaker 2>So my thing with the bench is my wife and

<v Speaker 2>I like to go on our little walks and runs

<v Speaker 2>and stuff, and we'll come across various benches, as you

<v Speaker 2>probably do as.

<v Speaker 4>You're exploring nature.

<v Speaker 2>And I have told my wife that I would like

<v Speaker 2>a memorial bench.

<v Speaker 4>But I want that now.

<v Speaker 1>Well you can enjoy it.

<v Speaker 4>Can I somehow get a memorial bench?

<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

<v Speaker 4>And I want to. I want it.

<v Speaker 2>I want it to be nice, and I wanted to

<v Speaker 2>put in memory of Jeremy on it.

<v Speaker 1>Well, wouldn't you say, in celebration of Jeremy? Then celebration still?

<v Speaker 2>Memory?

<v Speaker 4>Are you still you can do on your birthdate to present?

<v Speaker 4>Now I don't even want that on there.

<v Speaker 2>I just want to memory of Jeremy because if I

<v Speaker 2>have a memorial bench.

<v Speaker 4>I want to enjoy it now.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So if anyone is a bench expert three oh

<v Speaker 2>three six nine one, sixteen forty nine, how do we

<v Speaker 2>get memorial benches when we're alive? Yeah, because it does

<v Speaker 2>mean no good when I'm dead, I know exactly.

<v Speaker 1>You can't sit on it. Well you could, but it'd

<v Speaker 1>be freaky, thank you.

<v Speaker 4>No, I want to sit on it like, oh well

<v Speaker 4>I'm dead, I just prop my corpse up there.

<v Speaker 2>This shell, hi hill, I want a memorial bench while

<v Speaker 2>I'm alive. Is this something that we are? You a

<v Speaker 2>bench expert? What do you know about benches?

<v Speaker 6>Absolutely? We can do all types of benches for you.

<v Speaker 6>We can do heart benches, we can do park benches,

<v Speaker 6>We could do benches at the backs on them. You

<v Speaker 6>can custom make them. We we actually do stone countertops,

<v Speaker 6>so we use like the remnants to create custom benches

<v Speaker 6>for you guys.

<v Speaker 5>Please, Yeah, I had no idea.

<v Speaker 4>Can we get Katie a big booty.

<v Speaker 1>Bench with the curves in it?

<v Speaker 4>I would love a big bench.

<v Speaker 1>Bench like you can tell somebody.

<v Speaker 2>Can you take can you take your stone and make

<v Speaker 2>it look like somebody sat in it?

<v Speaker 6>Then we could actually do that too. That would be

<v Speaker 6>great yes, yes.

<v Speaker 4>Hold on who you keep saying we who are you?

<v Speaker 1>Oh?

<v Speaker 6>So where Jerry creekstone Works And I have a team

<v Speaker 6>of experts here. They're they're more of the experts than

<v Speaker 6>I am.

<v Speaker 2>Butts.

<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so we create them. You can come in and

<v Speaker 6>design them. It takes about two weeks to create and

<v Speaker 6>fabricate a custom bench for.

<v Speaker 4>You get a memorial bench.

<v Speaker 2>Okay, I gotta ask you, do you know about bench placement?

<v Speaker 2>Then can we have a bench made and then just

<v Speaker 2>go set it up where we want.

<v Speaker 1>To set up?

<v Speaker 6>Well, it depends because I actually reached out to the

<v Speaker 6>county to actually donate a bench for along the path

<v Speaker 6>you know, where you guys go walking and running, and

<v Speaker 6>I thought, you know, sometimes you need to rest and

<v Speaker 6>take a break. So I'm willing to donate a bench.

<v Speaker 6>Just put that out there.

<v Speaker 1>No you're not.

<v Speaker 6>Yeah, So I would love to get them out of

<v Speaker 6>the life I.

<v Speaker 3>Die.

<v Speaker 6>So there are some restrictions though, so like if it's

<v Speaker 6>for like a cemetery or cemetery, yeah, they have their restrictions.

<v Speaker 6>So but in other places like your backyard, in your.

<v Speaker 4>Garden, I don't want it in my backyard.

<v Speaker 2>I want it somewhere where people can see it chatfield like,

<v Speaker 2>and I just want to set up the bench somewhere,

<v Speaker 2>So we'll have to look into that a little further.

<v Speaker 6>Yeah, regulating the pond where you can put the benches. Yeah,

<v Speaker 6>but we're more than willing to donate one if you

<v Speaker 6>can find a good place to donate it or set

<v Speaker 6>it up out. Yeah, we'll do that for our community.

<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it would be for the community, exactly, doing good

<v Speaker 5>for the community.

<v Speaker 4>Yeah, in honor of our future dead bodies.

<v Speaker 6>And I love giving back, so yeah, keep me posted

<v Speaker 6>because I'll definitely do that. Yeah. But there if you

<v Speaker 6>I think there'd be one you should put in your

<v Speaker 6>garden or your backyard, your front of your yard, you

<v Speaker 6>love it.

<v Speaker 2>No, I want this in a public setting with a

<v Speaker 2>view of like a lake or a mountain or a

<v Speaker 2>bird house or something.

<v Speaker 6>Okay, yeah, well we work together to set that.

<v Speaker 4>Up for like an in and out or.

<v Speaker 6>I'm not too sure if I like the in and

<v Speaker 6>out idea, but we'll.

<v Speaker 4>Just go set it up outside the front of an

<v Speaker 4>in and out memorial.

<v Speaker 6>I bet it would get a lot of use there.

<v Speaker 4>Shelle, you are an absolute sweetheart.

<v Speaker 2>We really appreciate you listening to us in the morning

<v Speaker 2>and all of our nonsense and hyjinks.

<v Speaker 4>You're the best.

<v Speaker 6>I love you guys. You guys are so full of

<v Speaker 6>excitement and it's fun to listen to you. So thank you.

<v Speaker 4>You're the best.

<v Speaker 2>We will hold on to your information and thank you

<v Speaker 2>again for being our bench.

<v Speaker 4>Please expert today.

<v Speaker 6>Well, keep me posted. I'd love to set that up somewhere.

<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, Yes, ma'am, you have a great day. Thanks for calling. Well,

<v Speaker 2>that's awfully nice of her.

<v Speaker 1>I did not expect that out all me either.

<v Speaker 4>Now we got to find a location. That's the big deal.

<v Speaker 4>Thank you, Shell, and I love that we were playing

<v Speaker 4>Locked out of Heaven.

<v Speaker 2>Next, you had a really interesting story about slang words

<v Speaker 2>and stuff.

<v Speaker 5>Well, and just like our slang, because each generation has slang, right,

<v Speaker 5>I mean, from the boomers to the millennial.

<v Speaker 4>Well you're bringing homie back, which I like exactly.

<v Speaker 5>And here's the thing is, like back in the millennial

<v Speaker 5>boomer days, it was a little bit more isolated, right,

<v Speaker 5>Like school might have had its regional slang. So somebody

<v Speaker 5>you know in North Dakota wasn't saying the same thing

<v Speaker 5>as someone in Colorado because we didn't have the internet.

<v Speaker 5>Different travel like that, right, So we had things that

<v Speaker 5>were slang.

<v Speaker 3>It took a while for things to catch on, and

<v Speaker 3>you know, things.

<v Speaker 5>Stuck if they really made a point, like if they

<v Speaker 5>were in movies and movies you remember, like Polly Shore

<v Speaker 5>had so many you know, one liners exactly, and any

<v Speaker 5>of those movies like that's where we got a lot

<v Speaker 5>of our slang was from things like that. Well, the

<v Speaker 5>new generations jen ELFA, gen Z. They have the Internet.

<v Speaker 5>So now somebody in New Mexico could be speaking the

<v Speaker 5>same slang as somebody in Ireland because they all watched

<v Speaker 5>the same influencers and they called gen elfha. So that's

<v Speaker 5>the even younger generation than the Z. There true digital natives,

<v Speaker 5>and that changes everything. So they say the slang can

<v Speaker 5>grow faster and they can die even faster.

<v Speaker 1>And we think of things like six.

<v Speaker 4>Seven Cuba, right, like.

<v Speaker 3>Like even six seven.

<v Speaker 2>Gibby, six seven gibbody. I still say just because I

<v Speaker 2>think it's ridiculous, but it's.

<v Speaker 5>Ironic, and that's why that's what it's came to. Now,

<v Speaker 5>that's what it's come to because it.

<v Speaker 3>Blew up instantly, but within a few weeks it was friz.

<v Speaker 3>It was ironic.

<v Speaker 2>I was in an ace hardware before one of our

<v Speaker 2>pizza drops. Because I was early yeah, and this guy

<v Speaker 2>this he had to have been sixteen.

<v Speaker 4>Oh you know, I was buying pellets for my trigger.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

<v Speaker 4>He's like, well you're here.

<v Speaker 2>Can I interest you in these punch cards for such

<v Speaker 2>and such school or whatever.

<v Speaker 4>He's like, well, what are there? He goes, I don't

<v Speaker 4>even know.

<v Speaker 2>He's like, I think you can punch him like six

<v Speaker 2>or seven times and you get something for free that

<v Speaker 2>was your And then I go, I go six seven,

<v Speaker 2>six seven, and I did the thing to him and

<v Speaker 2>he just got They kind of looked at me.

<v Speaker 4>I guess we're not doing that anymore, and he goes.

<v Speaker 3>No, cird, But you know, I think something, you just

<v Speaker 3>made a really good point.

<v Speaker 5>Once adults catch oh done, that's it.

<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, no more.

<v Speaker 4>And I love it when that happens. I just make

<v Speaker 4>it weird.

<v Speaker 1>That's what we.

<v Speaker 5>Do, and that kills it faster than anything you can

<v Speaker 5>kill it is. Adults think it's fun and you know,

<v Speaker 5>needles like a fart in church.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah that will be done. But yeah they say that.

<v Speaker 5>So in short, the jen Elphis slang is fast, global

<v Speaker 5>and meme driven.

<v Speaker 3>That's the big thing.

<v Speaker 5>It's all memes, and the minute an adult knows what

<v Speaker 5>they're talking about, it.

<v Speaker 4>Out and usually the adults saying, I saw that Mimi

<v Speaker 4>the other day. Do you guys see that me, me,