<v Speaker 1>Jerry, Katie and Josh one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>I elected my little instapot. I went down to the

<v Speaker 2>basement and I saw it sitting there on the shelf.

<v Speaker 2>I was like, hi, old friend, where have you been?

<v Speaker 1>Right there you are?

<v Speaker 2>And my instapot talked back and said, use me, use

<v Speaker 2>me and abuse me. I'm into it. Yeah, so yeah.

<v Speaker 2>I put some chicken broth in there, some veggies and chicken,

<v Speaker 2>various herbs and spices, noodles and boom chicken noodle soup

<v Speaker 2>last night and it was money. I don't use.

<v Speaker 1>My instapot like I should either get it out. I

<v Speaker 1>usually go to the crock pot for the soup game.

<v Speaker 1>But you're saying, instapot, I may have to try.

<v Speaker 2>The thing about the crock pot is if you got

<v Speaker 2>nine to ten hours to kill. Yeah. Sometimes you know,

<v Speaker 2>busy parents, you got the you gotta get dinner within

<v Speaker 2>an hour, hour and a half, boom done. You know

<v Speaker 2>an instapot po, You fire that baby up and you're

<v Speaker 2>good to go. Your money, Okay. The only thing is

<v Speaker 2>is Nick Knack is terrified of it.

<v Speaker 3>I always think it's gonna exp yeh.

<v Speaker 2>Because the horror stories. Yeah, I've seen pictures of ones

<v Speaker 2>that have exploded on the instagrammy's where the ceiling is

<v Speaker 2>or the lit is embedded in the ceiling, and that's

<v Speaker 2>always slightly concerning.

<v Speaker 3>So click, start and run.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I always tell the kids. I'm like, stay away

<v Speaker 2>from the don't touch it, don't.

<v Speaker 3>Even look at it.

<v Speaker 1>Dinner's ready, it could blow up, Yeah, it could blow up.

<v Speaker 2>Don't even look at it. Stay away. So I had

<v Speaker 2>that last night, and I thought it was kind of

<v Speaker 2>funny because I don't know, Katie, can you tell us

<v Speaker 2>the story in sixty seconds about how you were bummed

<v Speaker 2>out last night?

<v Speaker 1>Well, I was supposed to go to a really, you know,

<v Speaker 1>nice Italian restaurant last night for dinner, and it got

<v Speaker 1>canceled at the last minute, and I was super sad

<v Speaker 1>about it, and I had my heart all set on lasagna.

<v Speaker 1>So I wandered around the grocery store looking ready. Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>that spoke to me, Yeah, And there was none of it.

<v Speaker 1>I went home and I made chicken and rice. Oh.

<v Speaker 1>I was so mad at it. The whole time I'm

<v Speaker 1>eating it. I'm like, you're stupid, like right right, I know,

<v Speaker 1>And even the avocado came in and to play a

<v Speaker 1>little I was like go sit down.

<v Speaker 3>What do you do?

<v Speaker 2>So get out my face at.

<v Speaker 1>My dinner last night, like it was.

<v Speaker 2>Shut up, I hate your stupid jingle. I want some la.

<v Speaker 2>It's funny because we had an all staff meeting yesterday

<v Speaker 2>and we had pizza in here, and Katie's like, I'm

<v Speaker 2>skipping the pizza, saving these calories from alas.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then you get nothing, nothing, not one garlic.

<v Speaker 2>Not Well, I blame your friend who canceled. She's the worst.

<v Speaker 2>She's the worst, unnecessary cancelation. What a punk? Yeah, I

<v Speaker 2>know she listens earlier. Paul, ain't you suck?

<v Speaker 4>Well?

<v Speaker 5>It's sh shorched that sporch sporch time.

<v Speaker 2>I was just talking to one of our sports guys

<v Speaker 2>next door for a couple of seconds.

<v Speaker 3>He was getting water.

<v Speaker 5>He's like, shell thirsty. I gotta get some water. Had

<v Speaker 5>to stay hydrated. We got a lot of stuff to

<v Speaker 5>talk about on the show today.

<v Speaker 2>I was like, really do you? I was like, what's

<v Speaker 2>the big sports news of the day. You got some

<v Speaker 2>good pickleball stories or something?

<v Speaker 1>Broncos.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll talk about the Broncos a little later, but yeah,

<v Speaker 2>drew tack of pickleball today on Altitude.

<v Speaker 1>All kinds of stuff to sport for days.

<v Speaker 2>Speaking of sport, all the training camps are in session,

<v Speaker 2>and of course the Chiefs are out there practicing their

<v Speaker 2>hut huts and their flea flickers. So, uh, of course

<v Speaker 2>they got Travis Kelsey out there. I guess he's been

<v Speaker 2>in the news lately, and they asked him, of course,

<v Speaker 2>not about sports ball plays or you know what the

<v Speaker 2>upcoming season is gonna bring. Very first question, Hey, how

<v Speaker 2>was the wedding? Do you still love Taylor?

<v Speaker 6>It was a fun off season man. Wedding was the

<v Speaker 6>best night of my life. And I appreciate everybody who

<v Speaker 6>came out and celebrated and you know, had fun with us.

<v Speaker 3>So it was a crazy night.

<v Speaker 6>It was full of a lot of celebration.

<v Speaker 2>But it's football, baby, Yeah boy, Taylor's got to be

<v Speaker 2>married to that for the rest of really, yeah, added it.

<v Speaker 2>It was a child a dream to be at Madison

<v Speaker 2>Square Garden. Oh that's fun.

<v Speaker 1>It's quite the flex it is, you know.

<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Heeler is getting married there like Travis for sure.

<v Speaker 7>I mean sports guy get married msg the mecca of

<v Speaker 7>the world sports war.

<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what that means.

<v Speaker 1>You know what they sounds like he had a good

<v Speaker 1>time though exactly food.

<v Speaker 2>That's what's in ramen, So you should need a lot

<v Speaker 2>of ramen full of MSG. What the la, here's one,

<v Speaker 2>Here's here's a sportz story you might want to check out.

<v Speaker 2>Alex Rodriguez is in the news. A Rod right, Yes,

<v Speaker 2>try to get the word out about a new new

<v Speaker 2>meal prep company he's part of. But nobody heard anything

<v Speaker 2>about the protein packed options in the meal plan because

<v Speaker 2>they were looking at his protein packed option. Yeah, if

<v Speaker 2>you watch the video, he had some uh he had

<v Speaker 2>some kind of soft look and pants on that were

<v Speaker 2>kind of tight though, and people were distracted by his

<v Speaker 2>his a Rod if you know what I mean. All

<v Speaker 2>the comments were just egg plant emojis, nothing about his

<v Speaker 2>new meal company. There's a lot of Jennifer Lopez memes.

<v Speaker 1>Going, well, now we know why Jenny from the block was.

<v Speaker 2>He could still swing that bat. It looks like yeah,

<v Speaker 2>but yeah, if you want to check that out, you

<v Speaker 2>can probably just google A Rod's new meal prep company video.

<v Speaker 1>Oh you absolutely can.

<v Speaker 2>Yes, you can hurt your eyes. Don't let the children

<v Speaker 2>watch it.

<v Speaker 4>Oh my goodness, his rod as excited.

<v Speaker 2>Jashure anything else.

<v Speaker 3>Hard hitting stuff. Yeah, real quick. The Jonas Brothers, they're

<v Speaker 3>getting their NFL on.

<v Speaker 7>They're gonna be performing at the halftime show for the

<v Speaker 7>brand new Melbourne game on September tenth. The NFC West

<v Speaker 7>actually has taken on a new matchup between the Los

<v Speaker 7>Angeles Rams and the San Francisco forty nine ers, and

<v Speaker 7>they're heading down under it. They're going to Australia for

<v Speaker 7>the first time ever. And uh, it's exciting because I

<v Speaker 7>like the Jonas Brothers music and they're going to be

<v Speaker 7>down there. But a lot of the NFL players are

<v Speaker 7>kind of up in arms about that. It's about a

<v Speaker 7>twenty hour flight to get to Australia.

<v Speaker 2>Unbelievable.

<v Speaker 3>Not like what it is doing to their first class.

<v Speaker 8>Okay, you're like nice leather on private jets, expected to

<v Speaker 8>go with their gold chains and you know what that

<v Speaker 8>bottle service.

<v Speaker 2>Oh man, I got to get on a twenty hour

<v Speaker 2>flight on a private jet and I could nap those

<v Speaker 2>of that. Oh man.

<v Speaker 3>All right, Well that doesn't sound as you're making this

<v Speaker 3>sound like it's not that bad.

<v Speaker 2>It's not. It's that's easy peasy. These guys are spoiled.

<v Speaker 3>It's like yesterday there still that's how many hours ago?

<v Speaker 2>But when you get there, they got kangaroos and boomerangs

<v Speaker 2>and diggery dudes.

<v Speaker 1>All right, wow, wow, Please, you thought you'd heard it all.

<v Speaker 3>Just when you think you've seen everything, yea, not even close.

<v Speaker 1>Who spiral lan?

<v Speaker 2>Who's getting canceled?

<v Speaker 3>What's the local buzz?

<v Speaker 1>What can we expect? We're diving headfirst into the chaos.

<v Speaker 6>It's the mile high height?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's up? What's what's up with?

<v Speaker 6>Jkj on Nicks one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>I don't know about you, guys, but I love the

<v Speaker 2>sound of people screaming bloody murder. I am into it.

<v Speaker 2>You into it, Katie?

<v Speaker 4>This is so Yeah?

<v Speaker 2>You love it too, don't you?

<v Speaker 1>Well?

<v Speaker 2>I guess some people don't like it. Weirdos. It's uh

<v Speaker 2>specifically people living near Universal Studios Hollywood, because they're currently

<v Speaker 2>testing a new roller coaster called the Fast and Furious

<v Speaker 2>Hollywood Drift, which sounds awesome. I live my life a

<v Speaker 2>quarter mile at a time. It hits seventy two miles

<v Speaker 2>per hour. It has hills and loops and a feature

<v Speaker 2>where the coasters cars twist like you're drifting anyway. Some

<v Speaker 2>neighbors out, but they're are already pissed because it's too loud,

<v Speaker 2>including bloody murder screams from the writers. Is the quote done?

<v Speaker 2>It sounds like somebody getting murdered out there. Here's a

<v Speaker 2>lady they interviewed on the local news in Hollywood.

<v Speaker 9>I'm sitting here at my desk doing work and there's

<v Speaker 9>like this crazy rollercoaster sound. Five minutes you hear and

<v Speaker 9>you're like, is this really happening.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it sounds like it's really happening the theme park.

<v Speaker 1>Of course you're gonna hear screams.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like people getting pissed at airplanes because you

<v Speaker 2>live near the airport, people getting pissed by bandit me.

<v Speaker 1>Here, This is exactly it. Like you bought your house

<v Speaker 1>by a theme park. Why are you surprised?

<v Speaker 2>Right, I don't know. Other people are saying that this

<v Speaker 2>ride sounds bloody.

<v Speaker 3>He's getting water.

<v Speaker 2>He's like, I'm shell thirsty.

<v Speaker 3>I gotta get some water.

<v Speaker 2>It's like god, they.

<v Speaker 5>It's like, I gotta stay hydrated. We got a lot

<v Speaker 5>of stuff to talk about on the show today.

<v Speaker 2>I was like, really, do you? I was like, what's

<v Speaker 2>the big sports news of the day. You got some

<v Speaker 2>good pickleball stories or something.

<v Speaker 1>Broncos.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll talk about the Broncos a little later. But yeah,

<v Speaker 2>drew tack of pickleball today on altitude.

<v Speaker 1>All kinds of stuff, sport for day.

<v Speaker 2>Speaking of sport, all the training camps are in session,

<v Speaker 2>and of course the Chiefs are out there practicing their

<v Speaker 2>hut huts and their flea flickers. So, uh, of course

<v Speaker 2>they got Travis Kelsey out there. I guess he's been

<v Speaker 2>in the news lately.

<v Speaker 1>Uh.

<v Speaker 2>And they asked him, of course, not about sports ball

<v Speaker 2>plays or you know what the upcoming season is gonna bring.

<v Speaker 2>Very first question, Hey, how was the wedding? Do you

<v Speaker 2>still love Taylor?

<v Speaker 6>It was a fun off season, man. Wedding was the

<v Speaker 6>best night of my life. And I appreciate everybody who

<v Speaker 6>came out and celebrated and you know, had fun with us.

<v Speaker 6>So it was a crazy night. It was full of

<v Speaker 6>a lot of celebration.

<v Speaker 2>But it's football, baby, Yeah, boy, Taylor's got to be

<v Speaker 2>married to that for the rest of early Yeah, added it.

<v Speaker 2>It was a childhood dream to be at Madison Square Garden. Oh,

<v Speaker 2>that's fun.

<v Speaker 1>It's quite flex like it is, you know, Yeah.

<v Speaker 3>Tailor is getting married there, like Travis for sure.

<v Speaker 7>I mean sports guy get married MSG the mecca of

<v Speaker 7>the world sportsmark.

<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what that means, you know what

<v Speaker 2>they sounds like he had a good time though, exactly.

<v Speaker 6>Food.

<v Speaker 2>That's what's in ramen. So you should need a lot

<v Speaker 2>of ramen full of MSG. What the label? Here's one,

<v Speaker 2>Here's here's a sports story he might want to check out.

<v Speaker 2>Alex Rodriguez is in the news a Rod right, Yes,

<v Speaker 2>try to get the word out about a new new

<v Speaker 2>meal prep company he's part of. But nobody heard anything

<v Speaker 2>about the protein packed options in the meal plan because

<v Speaker 2>they were looking at his protein packed option. Yeah. If

<v Speaker 2>you watch the video, he had some uh he had

<v Speaker 2>some kind of soft looking pants on that were kind

<v Speaker 2>of tight though, and people were distracted by his uh

<v Speaker 2>is a rod if you know what I mean. All

<v Speaker 2>the comments were just egg plant emojis. Nothing about his

<v Speaker 2>new meal company. There's a lot of Jennifer Lopez memes going.

<v Speaker 1>Well, now we know why Jenny from the block was.

<v Speaker 2>He could still swing that bat. It looks like yeah,

<v Speaker 2>but yeah, if you want to check that out, you

<v Speaker 2>can probably just google A Rod's new meal prep company video.

<v Speaker 1>Oh you absolutely can, Yes.

<v Speaker 2>You can hurt your eyes or don't let the children

<v Speaker 2>watch it?

<v Speaker 4>Oh my goodness, his rod As excited, Josh?

<v Speaker 2>Anything else?

<v Speaker 7>Hard hitting stuff, yeah, real quick. The Jonas Brothers, they're

<v Speaker 7>getting their NFL on. They're gonna be performing at the

<v Speaker 7>halftime show for the brand new Melbourne game on September tenth.

<v Speaker 7>The NFC West actually has taken on a new matchup

<v Speaker 7>between the Los Angeles Rams and the San Francisco forty

<v Speaker 7>nine ers and their head down Under.

<v Speaker 3>They're going to.

<v Speaker 8>Australia for the first time ever.

<v Speaker 3>And uh, it's exciting because I like.

<v Speaker 7>The Jonas Brothers and they're gonna be down there. But

<v Speaker 7>a lot of the NFL players are kind of up

<v Speaker 7>in arms about that. It's about a twenty hour flight

<v Speaker 7>to get to Australia.

<v Speaker 2>Unbelievable.

<v Speaker 3>Not like what it is doing to their first class.

<v Speaker 8>Okay, you're like nice leather on private jets expected to

<v Speaker 8>go with their gold chains and you know what that

<v Speaker 8>bottle service.

<v Speaker 2>Oh man, I gotta get on a twenty hour flight

<v Speaker 2>on a private jet and I could nap those of that.

<v Speaker 1>Oh man.

<v Speaker 3>All right, Well that doesn't sound as you're making this

<v Speaker 3>sound like it's not that bad.

<v Speaker 2>It's not. It's that's easy peasy. These guys are spoiled.

<v Speaker 3>It's like yesterday there still, that's how many hours ago?

<v Speaker 2>But when you get there, they got kangaroos and boomerangs

<v Speaker 2>and digeridudes. All right, wow?

<v Speaker 1>Please, you thought you'd heard it all.

<v Speaker 7>Just when you think you've set every Yeah, not even close.

<v Speaker 1>Who's spiraling?

<v Speaker 2>Who's getting canceled?

<v Speaker 3>What's the local buzz?

<v Speaker 1>What can we expect?

<v Speaker 9>We're diving headfirst into the chaos.

<v Speaker 6>It's the mile high height?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's up?

<v Speaker 9>What's what's up with jkj on Nick's one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>I don't know about you, guys, but I love the

<v Speaker 2>sound of people screaming bloody murder. I am into it?

<v Speaker 2>You into it? Katie is so yeah? You love it too,

<v Speaker 2>don't you?

<v Speaker 4>Well?

<v Speaker 2>I guess some people don't like it. Weirdos. It's uh,

<v Speaker 2>specifically people living near Universal Studios Hollywood, because they're currently

<v Speaker 2>testing a new roller coaster called the Fast and Furious

<v Speaker 2>Hollywood Drift, which sounds awesome. I live my life a

<v Speaker 2>quarter mile at a time. It hits seventy two miles

<v Speaker 2>per hour. It has hills and loops and a feature

<v Speaker 2>where the coasters, cars twist like you're drifting anyway. Some

<v Speaker 2>neighbors out there are already passed because it's too loud,

<v Speaker 2>including body murder screams from the writers. Is the quote done?

<v Speaker 2>It sounds like somebody getting murdered out there. Here's a

<v Speaker 2>lady they interviewed on the local news in Hollywood.

<v Speaker 9>I'm sitting here at my desk doing work, and there's

<v Speaker 9>like this crazy rollercoaster sound. Five minutes you hear and

<v Speaker 9>you're like, is this really happening?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it sounds like it's really happening the theme park.

<v Speaker 1>Of course you're gonna hear screams.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like people getting pissed at airplanes because you

<v Speaker 2>live near the airport, people getting pissed by band me.

<v Speaker 1>This is exactly it. Like you bought your house by

<v Speaker 1>a theme park. Why are you surprised?

<v Speaker 9>Right?

<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

<v Speaker 2>Other people are saying that this ride sounds bloody awesome,

<v Speaker 2>So I want to get out there and write it.

<v Speaker 1>The name alone, it's like, sign me up.

<v Speaker 2>Usher has dimissed, dismissed online speculation. O you just spelled

<v Speaker 2>his name.

<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, congratulations, Why am O Wendy? If you tell

<v Speaker 1>me what you want to do with me.

<v Speaker 2>Well, school is back in session, so thank you for

<v Speaker 2>spelling that out good. He is dismissing online speculation that

<v Speaker 2>he uses a body double during his concert. Now, this

<v Speaker 2>all started after a concert just a couple of days ago.

<v Speaker 2>Actually it met Life Stadium in New Jersey, when fans

<v Speaker 2>were circulating videos claiming that he looked different than usual.

<v Speaker 2>He doesn't look quite like Usher really, so they're saying,

<v Speaker 2>maybe he's using a body double because you know, he's

<v Speaker 2>getting up there. Maybe his apps aren't that sexy anymore

<v Speaker 2>like he was when he was in his twenties. No,

<v Speaker 2>and he wrote on his Instagram, y'all are funny a clone? Really?

<v Speaker 2>You can't clone this?

<v Speaker 1>Yeah exactly.

<v Speaker 2>He goes, how y'all coming up with this? AI ain't

<v Speaker 2>that advance?

<v Speaker 1>And then did he spell his name? Us? H see,

<v Speaker 1>I've seen him once. Josh has seen him twice that

<v Speaker 1>I know.

<v Speaker 2>Oh, Josh loves his apps.

<v Speaker 1>I don't think that he has a body double. I

<v Speaker 1>would say that was Usher the whole time.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

<v Speaker 6>No.

<v Speaker 2>When Katie saw him though, she was like, did you know.

<v Speaker 2>I just had a hunch that would be hard to

<v Speaker 2>pull off. I think in a stadium full of seventy

<v Speaker 2>thousand people. Or yeah, he was in a fake you know,

<v Speaker 2>a body double. Yeah, what is that?

<v Speaker 1>Any has tattoos and everything?

<v Speaker 2>Well, that's easy, but able to get them?

<v Speaker 3>No, it's not sure.

<v Speaker 2>It would be easy. Easy get a Hollywood makeup actor

<v Speaker 2>out there for a person Hollywood makeup artists yep, per

<v Speaker 2>prop per professional yep. People that are big fans of

<v Speaker 2>nineties TV shows. You're gonna like this. Netflix is going

<v Speaker 2>to continue to stream Seinfeld for another five years, following

<v Speaker 2>a renewed license agreement with Sony Pictures Television. After this

<v Speaker 2>many years, Seinfeld is still king. I still love it.

<v Speaker 1>That's the things.

<v Speaker 2>It reached sixty million Americans in the first half of

<v Speaker 2>this year alone.

<v Speaker 1>I mean, the new generations they like the old stuff.

<v Speaker 1>They're getting into friends, they're getting into Seinfeld. You know

<v Speaker 1>all those old shows. They dig it.

<v Speaker 2>So they're good program understand why they like that? Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>all right, what else you got?

<v Speaker 6>Kid?

<v Speaker 1>Okay? So, have you ever gotten a ticket in the

<v Speaker 1>mail after they clocked you, like speeding or something.

<v Speaker 2>I don't break the law, big shut up.

<v Speaker 1>But you're just like, I don't know what you're talking about.

<v Speaker 1>That wasn't me. Yeah, well play.

<v Speaker 2>That, but my computer is frozen.

<v Speaker 1>Damn computer. Well, they don't play in Aurora. So you

<v Speaker 1>can't get away with that anymore under a.

<v Speaker 7>New law.

<v Speaker 2>At that moment.

<v Speaker 1>Okay, So under this new law, the photo radar citation,

<v Speaker 1>they're going to assign it to the vehicle's registered owner

<v Speaker 1>unless the vehicle was sold, least reported stolen, or the

<v Speaker 1>owner died. So unless one of those things happened, you're

<v Speaker 1>gonna get a ticket. They're not going to look at

<v Speaker 1>who was driving the vehicle and issue the ticket to them.

<v Speaker 1>Right before, it was like, you know, the world's worst

<v Speaker 1>kept secret. You could just say to the city that

<v Speaker 1>wasn't me, I don't know what you're talking and you

<v Speaker 1>could get away with it. So now they've completely closed

<v Speaker 1>that and they're just going to issue the citation to

<v Speaker 1>the owner of the vehicle. So in Aurora specifically, Yeah,

<v Speaker 1>I'll be away.

<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I sound like if I get

<v Speaker 2>one of those I have a Yeah, I have on

<v Speaker 2>camera tickets and I got to my mail and I

<v Speaker 2>get it and I'm like, what the heck is this?

<v Speaker 2>And then and I walk back up the street into

<v Speaker 2>my house. Yeah, close the garage door, get into my kitchen,

<v Speaker 2>grab a knife out of the drawer, slice open that

<v Speaker 2>envelope and then I look at it and it's like

<v Speaker 2>speeding ticket and I'm like.

<v Speaker 1>Oh, all that for that? Oh okay, ready for this

<v Speaker 1>next one? The Flock Party at the Denver Zoo. Because

<v Speaker 1>it's Pink Pink and mart Pey Wednesdays. We were Pinky Thursday.

<v Speaker 1>But you know it's the Filamingos spreading their stuff at

<v Speaker 1>the zoo. So is this to raise awareness and boast

<v Speaker 1>one hundred and thirty years a conservation for the zoo?

<v Speaker 1>The Big Flock Party. So it's a Flamingo raised fundraiser

<v Speaker 1>and it's an all inclusive event. It's got small plates

<v Speaker 1>of food, craft cocktails, live music, and pink pink and

<v Speaker 1>more pig On Wednesdays, you also get up close animal experiences.

<v Speaker 1>I saw people posted stuff about this last year and

<v Speaker 1>even leading up to it coming up on Saturday, August

<v Speaker 1>twenty seconds, so that's a week from this Saturday. But

<v Speaker 1>they were posting pictures of the Flamingos just walking around

<v Speaker 1>the zoo. They let them just kind of go out

<v Speaker 1>and wander and you can just like hang out with

<v Speaker 1>them and it's.

<v Speaker 2>Neat hey, flamingo, Yes exactly.

<v Speaker 1>I'm I don't know if you'd say to a flamingo,

<v Speaker 1>but did you know what.

<v Speaker 2>They sound like like when they're out walking around and

<v Speaker 2>you're like, hey, flamingo, look at my snacks, and they're like,

<v Speaker 2>actually pretty close.

<v Speaker 1>It is pretty close. I was gonna say, Wow, you're

<v Speaker 1>a spar with your flamingo impression.

<v Speaker 2>Pretty tapped into the flamingo community.

<v Speaker 1>Wednesdays so perfect, okay, and then one more Twilight stars

<v Speaker 1>are going to be coming to Colorado, so and big

<v Speaker 1>ones too. Ashley Green and Kellen Lutz.

<v Speaker 2>Those are some of my favorites. Are you Jeremy Hellen?

<v Speaker 1>They were so pop.

<v Speaker 2>I waited in line when that that first movie came out,

<v Speaker 2>like Opening Night, Midnight Showing. I was dressed as a vampire.

<v Speaker 2>I glitter all.

<v Speaker 3>Over me because you know that they sparkle.

<v Speaker 2>And then when they threw open the doors and I

<v Speaker 2>went in, I was like, Ashley.

<v Speaker 1>And Kellen Lutz are huge stars in the Twilight series.

<v Speaker 3>Obviously they're going to.

<v Speaker 1>Be at Paramount Theater for a Twilight screening and even

<v Speaker 1>a live Q and A afterwards. We're going to share

<v Speaker 1>their insights and memories.

<v Speaker 2>Guys, I love insights and memory, so you get it and.

<v Speaker 1>If you've done okay, so you're not familiar with the

<v Speaker 1>movies Ashley and Kellen they played Alice and.

<v Speaker 2>Yet they were adopt Vampire Empire siblings. Yeah, I knew.

<v Speaker 2>I know the whole story. I know it all. What's

<v Speaker 2>the main chicks name?

<v Speaker 3>Oh?

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was the one. She's oh Bella, but no, Yeah,

<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think of the actresses name because she's

<v Speaker 2>always like really down in the domps. And what's your name?

<v Speaker 1>Kristin Stewart christ that.

<v Speaker 2>It was on the tip of my tongue.

<v Speaker 1>The guy who's the guy named.

<v Speaker 2>No, he was the werewolf, but Batman was the main guy.

<v Speaker 2>You guys, I'm tapped in. It's just been so many years,

<v Speaker 2>Like I consume so much vampire content, Like I get

<v Speaker 2>all my names.

<v Speaker 1>Man, I mean that true blood I know. Yeah, just

<v Speaker 1>you don't even know which way.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I eat a lot of Count Chocola in

<v Speaker 2>the morning, so I'm like all jacked.

<v Speaker 1>Up on sugar. Well there you go, there's your mile

<v Speaker 1>high high fall Sparkley.

<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, no more explosive diarrhea for you. Oh man,

<v Speaker 2>really refreshing. Well maybe I don't know. I'm reading the

<v Speaker 2>story this morning. They're saying the twenty twenty six let

<v Speaker 2>Us recall issued by Taylor Farms for all their products,

<v Speaker 2>it has essentially cleared the active shelf life windows. So

<v Speaker 2>all the products that were there on the shelves with

<v Speaker 2>the expiration dates, all that that has now passed on

<v Speaker 2>all that, So it's essentially all been removed and hopefully

<v Speaker 2>fresh stuff that isn't covered in monster parasites, yeah, has

<v Speaker 2>replaced it on the shelves. So they're saying, you might

<v Speaker 2>be kind of in the clear, but tread lightly.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah. See, I'm not convinced you can dabble in the letto. No,

<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna need a couple of rounds of lettuce to

<v Speaker 1>come out before I truly trust the window of shelf life.

<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we're gonna need a couple test rounds.

<v Speaker 2>You need people to go before you. Exactly you're going

<v Speaker 2>to just.

<v Speaker 1>Jump back into the rettus game. That's what was going on.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, But they're saying, at this point, at least everything

<v Speaker 2>that was bad has been pulled from shelves. The expiration

<v Speaker 2>date has passed.

<v Speaker 1>I know, but I I will let everybody else test

<v Speaker 1>that theory.

<v Speaker 2>We'll get this. Speaking of lettuce, I've got this story

<v Speaker 2>this morning and it made me smile. Scientists have finally

<v Speaker 2>created a way to put protein into lettuce. They are

<v Speaker 2>now because the world of protein maxing has evolved into lettuce.

<v Speaker 2>They've actually created a way where they can shoot pig

<v Speaker 2>jeans into the lettuce. Do you get the same amount

<v Speaker 2>of protein as eating like a pork chop in your lettuce? Now?

<v Speaker 2>Do you even lettuce? Bro? You got fortys of protein

<v Speaker 2>lettuce in me? Bro, let's hit the gym spot me, Brent.

<v Speaker 1>Is it at least gonna make the lettuce taste like bacon?

<v Speaker 2>It does not say that in the story at all.

<v Speaker 1>That would convince me to get back in that lettice game,

<v Speaker 1>like I would suit up for that.

<v Speaker 2>A lot of these health experts are saying, there's like

<v Speaker 2>recipes now and stuff with this lettuce where you can

<v Speaker 2>put it in your air fire and have like lettuce crisps,

<v Speaker 2>a little lettuce chips.

<v Speaker 1>Well like kale, you could do that.

<v Speaker 2>So now you're gonna have little lettuce crisps that have

<v Speaker 2>pig protein in it, and you can get your protein

<v Speaker 2>on that way and feel kind of healthy.

<v Speaker 1>I guess you're gonna have to change the whole little

<v Speaker 1>rhyme though.

<v Speaker 2>This little piggy winter the gym. This little piggy had

<v Speaker 2>a salad.