<v Speaker 1>Jaredy, Katy and Josh six one hundred.
<v Speaker 2>My wife was at Elitch's yesterday. She took the kiddos
<v Speaker 2>out there and my son brought a friend and they
<v Speaker 2>tore it up from like I don't know when they
<v Speaker 2>even opened nine am.
<v Speaker 3>Until like six o'clock at night last night. They were
<v Speaker 3>the entire day.
<v Speaker 1>Great day to do it. Yeah, it's like it.
<v Speaker 3>Was so good. We rolled in.
<v Speaker 2>She's like, we were the second people in line, so
<v Speaker 2>we got in right away. And she's like, it really
<v Speaker 2>wasn't that busy on a Thursday, you know, when everybody's
<v Speaker 2>at work, and then the clouds rolled in, you know,
<v Speaker 2>and it got kind of gloomy and all that. She's like,
<v Speaker 2>they had one rain delay and during that rain delay,
<v Speaker 2>everybody left the park. She's like, so once they lifted it,
<v Speaker 2>like you know, twenty thirty minutes later, she's like, everything
<v Speaker 2>was empty. She's like, we we walked onto rides. We
<v Speaker 2>just walked right onto him.
<v Speaker 1>That's how you do.
<v Speaker 4>It.
<v Speaker 3>Was like we rode like so many rides. She's like,
<v Speaker 3>one of them.
<v Speaker 2>We just got on and road like eight times off,
<v Speaker 2>got right on, got off, gun on, got off.
<v Speaker 3>I was like, well that's fantastic, Like that's the time
<v Speaker 3>to go.
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, But last night she's like, I feel like the
<v Speaker 2>room is spinning, and the kids too, They're like, oh
<v Speaker 2>my god.
<v Speaker 3>We rode so many rides. Everything is moving right now, take.
<v Speaker 2>A day or two to get your yeah right.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. She's like, there was, you know, not a lot
<v Speaker 3>of people there.
<v Speaker 2>So they kept like passing the few people that were
<v Speaker 2>there and they were.
<v Speaker 1>Like, hey, hey, what's up. Good to see you.
<v Speaker 2>And they were like making friends with all the riote operators,
<v Speaker 2>like we're going back on the jokes. Yeah, have a joke,
<v Speaker 2>so hey again. She said that one guy that they
<v Speaker 2>passed a few times, he came like walking by and
<v Speaker 2>he had a big old smile on his face because
<v Speaker 2>he had this giant stuffed animal, and he.
<v Speaker 1>Goes, I won this.
<v Speaker 3>He just kept walking.
<v Speaker 5>Good job.
<v Speaker 3>Congratulate would be absolutely.
<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, I'm pretty stoked to get down there for
<v Speaker 2>this wine time event.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, fart around a little bit.
<v Speaker 1>That's gonna be fun.
<v Speaker 6>I love Iloges. I went there for one of their
<v Speaker 6>food things that they had this remember one of the
<v Speaker 6>food festivals. Oh yeah, they like highlighted the food that
<v Speaker 6>they had.
<v Speaker 1>In a food festival.
<v Speaker 6>I oh, right, shock, But no, they just like they
<v Speaker 6>do things so great there. It's such a welcoming atmosphere,
<v Speaker 6>you know, so when you go in there, you just can't.
<v Speaker 1>Help but want to see what's around the corner.
<v Speaker 3>Did you ever go to the old Elitches? Were you
<v Speaker 3>here for order when it.
<v Speaker 1>Was six Flags? Right before it was Ilaes for that?
<v Speaker 2>Even at their old location, I don't even remember where
<v Speaker 2>it was before they moved it downtown.
<v Speaker 1>I tell you what I went.
<v Speaker 6>The last time I went to Eloges was when they
<v Speaker 6>had the Batman ride where you were horizontal.
<v Speaker 3>Do you remember right? That was a mix?
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>I don't think that was even the og original Elitches. OK,
<v Speaker 2>so you never got to see the gum tree. I
<v Speaker 2>don't think so.
<v Speaker 5>This was like the eighties or something.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a tree there that was
<v Speaker 2>just covered in like ten thousand plus pieces of gum
<v Speaker 2>because as people were waiting in line to ride whatever
<v Speaker 2>ride it was, they would stick their gum on the
<v Speaker 2>tree and.
<v Speaker 3>It was just cake didn't come.
<v Speaker 2>It was one of those things that you look at
<v Speaker 2>it and you're like, oh my god, that's so disgusting,
<v Speaker 2>But then you look at it and you're like.
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's like impressive, that's art almost. I was really
<v Speaker 1>excited about this gum drop tree until you.
<v Speaker 3>Say not a gum drop.
<v Speaker 5>I drop.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, yes, sure. Sports Report we like to.
<v Speaker 2>Give you just a little taste of sports. We're not
<v Speaker 2>a sports station, but there's definitely things to.
<v Speaker 3>Be talking about. Like tonight's big Broncos game.
<v Speaker 2>It's their first preseason game tonight against the Falcons. They're
<v Speaker 2>gonna be at Mercedes Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Georgia. Kickoff
<v Speaker 2>is five o'clock tonight, mountain time.
<v Speaker 7>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>The Broncos are expected to play their starters for about
<v Speaker 2>fifteen snaps?
<v Speaker 5>Are they not bicks not bicko?
<v Speaker 3>No, he's tired, Yeah, he's sleepy. Yeah, I'm just hoping
<v Speaker 3>there's a lot of flea flickers. I'm pretty excited about it.
<v Speaker 2>My wife is already freaking out because I haven't gotten
<v Speaker 2>an antenna yet on the phone on the on the
<v Speaker 2>phone on the TV.
<v Speaker 3>So it should probably go do that today.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>She's our sports fans.
<v Speaker 1>You need to.
<v Speaker 2>Can you watch it on the nine news app because
<v Speaker 2>I think it's on Channel nine.
<v Speaker 6>I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>Corey Rose give me a call.
<v Speaker 6>It's usually when when they can't legally stream the game.
<v Speaker 1>Is usually how it works. You have to watch it
<v Speaker 1>on the actual broadcast.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, well we might have to miss it. That'll
<v Speaker 3>be unfortunate.
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you're TV.
<v Speaker 2>Super Mario Galaxy was just released on No Nick Knack
<v Speaker 2>Watch instead.
<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no no.
<v Speaker 3>Parents, listen up.
<v Speaker 2>There's a new study out of Penn State University suggesting
<v Speaker 2>that parents who are runners who use strollers when they
<v Speaker 2>run may experience fewer injuries than those who run without one.
<v Speaker 2>And it's all because of the impact forces that are
<v Speaker 2>transferring through the stroller handlebar. It reduces stress on a
<v Speaker 2>lot of your joints and you get, you know, more
<v Speaker 2>balance because you got that goofy thing in front of.
<v Speaker 3>You as you're running. And so totally it's kind of
<v Speaker 3>a good news.
<v Speaker 1>The baby like, all, no, it's it's true.
<v Speaker 3>Like, if you're gonna fall down, make sure you fall
<v Speaker 3>on a baby.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, great advice from babies.
<v Speaker 3>Love that.
<v Speaker 2>Actually, then how about this news study it's out published
<v Speaker 2>from Family Relations.
<v Speaker 3>Oh that sounds inappropriate.
<v Speaker 5>Uh.
<v Speaker 2>They say married couples who exercise together or even separately
<v Speaker 2>report better communication skills, fewer arguments, and stronger conflict resolution.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So they're saying, if you work out at least you
<v Speaker 2>know a little bit, you're gonna have more positive relationship outcomes.
<v Speaker 3>And I would agree with that.
<v Speaker 1>I think you can speak to that. You've always said.
<v Speaker 2>You we've always worked out, like fell in love at
<v Speaker 2>the gym. Essentially we were Jim rats.
<v Speaker 3>We're both jacked.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know jacked.
<v Speaker 2>Af We would seriously spend like three or four hours
<v Speaker 2>at the gym and then we would walk across the
<v Speaker 2>street to Buffalo.
<v Speaker 3>Get a Mickey Ultra it's your chicken wings.
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, like I think that's really helped form a
<v Speaker 2>good foundation for our relationship, was our joint love of
<v Speaker 2>the gym and working out. Now you can hear her
<v Speaker 2>coming up and down the stairs because in sickness and
<v Speaker 2>in health, right, what were you gonna say about determination?
<v Speaker 1>Inconsistency?
<v Speaker 6>And it shows people like values, you know what I mean,
<v Speaker 6>like what's important to people.
<v Speaker 1>It really puts all that front and center.
<v Speaker 6>And so I can see why that would be attractive
<v Speaker 6>to someone.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you would just form that bond and you.
<v Speaker 3>Look banging and you're all sweaty, so good can keep
<v Speaker 3>your hands off each other, like, yeah, what you doing?
<v Speaker 2>Good?
<v Speaker 3>Spot me baby when.
<v Speaker 8>You're doing that, are you guys working out like on
<v Speaker 8>the same rack or is it like you just go
<v Speaker 8>to the gym together.
<v Speaker 3>You leave her rack out of it?
<v Speaker 2>Okay, No, none of your business.
<v Speaker 3>None of your business.
<v Speaker 5>I just meant like, are you.
<v Speaker 3>Doing with Nope? You lost everybody. Do you have anything
<v Speaker 3>else to add?
<v Speaker 5>I don't even know.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you got sixty seconds.
<v Speaker 5>One more thing that was kind of exciting that he
<v Speaker 5>didn't want to add. For some reason. I looked up everywhere.
<v Speaker 8>I don't know why he was here, but Tony Hawk
<v Speaker 8>was in Colorado yesterday and he does a fun thing
<v Speaker 8>everywhere he goes.
<v Speaker 5>He likes to personally sign his own.
<v Speaker 8>Skateboard that he has used in his own brand, and
<v Speaker 8>then he leaves him at parks and says, hey, I'm
<v Speaker 8>at this park here, no one's here right now, grab it.
<v Speaker 5>The skateboards open for the liuor boat.
<v Speaker 8>He signed a couple of skateboards yesterday, left him around
<v Speaker 8>Denver the Lauraza Park right here?
<v Speaker 9>Was it?
<v Speaker 1>Really? But he was raining, Well, that's why he's doing it.
<v Speaker 8>He's like, Hey, no one's here right now it's raining,
<v Speaker 8>Go find my skateboard.
<v Speaker 2>And he enjoyed his wet skateboard with a smeared signature
<v Speaker 2>because of the rain.
<v Speaker 5>It's a sharp piece.
<v Speaker 1>I'm not impressive now it's raining. He put it under
<v Speaker 1>a bush.
<v Speaker 2>He did, was under a Bushe under a bush and alright,
<v Speaker 2>good to know, yeah, because then you find it, you're like, oh,
<v Speaker 2>dogg's mary skateboard.
<v Speaker 3>Ye find me on the halfpipe.
<v Speaker 10>What's blowing up.
<v Speaker 1>We've got receipts, We've got drummers, We've got Denver talking.
<v Speaker 1>It's the mile High HiPE.
<v Speaker 6>Where the JKJ legends and icons on mixed one hundred.
<v Speaker 2>Well, the uh, the iconic Matthew McConaughey, Oh that dream boat.
<v Speaker 3>He's got some new folk e movie.
<v Speaker 2>Coming out where he plays a bunch of folk music
<v Speaker 2>and stuff in it, and he's making the room the
<v Speaker 2>rounds promoting it. And he hopped onto the tonight show
<v Speaker 2>at Jimmy Fallon. You know Jimmy, he likes to get
<v Speaker 2>up there and sing and dance and play little instruments
<v Speaker 2>and stuff. So they all got up and they did
<v Speaker 2>a folky rendition of Ella Langley's Choosing Texas, which is
<v Speaker 2>just exploded.
<v Speaker 3>Right now. That song is on the top of every chart.
<v Speaker 3>You hear it about every six minutes. You're a mixed
<v Speaker 3>one hundred.
<v Speaker 1>You want a little taste of it?
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this makes me happy. Drinking.
<v Speaker 5>There's nothing I can do.
<v Speaker 1>He's a pretty good singer.
<v Speaker 4>Actually, tall fine way leaves drinking jack O, It's not bad.
<v Speaker 1>I drinking, Dang said.
<v Speaker 2>All right, a little bit more huge and Texas.
<v Speaker 1>He's really good. He's a good singer.
<v Speaker 2>They're all dressed up like old school, like, you know,
<v Speaker 2>move shine looking guys.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I was like, man, you know what, that
<v Speaker 2>makes me happy? I think I'd rather play that version
<v Speaker 2>on the air. I switch it out and not tell anybody.
<v Speaker 1>I don't come for Ella Langley.
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm gonna switch it out. Don't tell anybody.
<v Speaker 1>I love that song so much? Do you I do?
<v Speaker 1>I really enjoy like I like the first time I
<v Speaker 1>heard it, I was like, no, that's.
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't she sing that one with your boyfriend Riley Green?
<v Speaker 3>Does I think you love me?
<v Speaker 9>Yeah?
<v Speaker 6>You know, her voice says I love because one of
<v Speaker 6>her role models is Mariana Lambert and that's my favorite,
<v Speaker 6>and so I really like that.
<v Speaker 1>She sounds a lot like her. That whole pistol. Annie's
<v Speaker 1>the old school country type of vibe.
<v Speaker 3>So pistol you led.
<v Speaker 2>It, and not to mention epic bangs like she could
<v Speaker 2>pull off the bangs.
<v Speaker 3>Am I right? Her bangs are banging, and I.
<v Speaker 6>Like that she's bringing, like, you know, because country music,
<v Speaker 6>it's a lot of you know, cute blonde girls and
<v Speaker 6>it's great, you know, but.
<v Speaker 1>She's got the dark hair kind of like a Casey
<v Speaker 1>musk Graves. Look, it's cute.
<v Speaker 3>Is a button?
<v Speaker 2>Sure?
<v Speaker 1>Is all right?
<v Speaker 3>Let's talk about some car. I didn't know this.
<v Speaker 2>There's a bunch of cars that are being discontinued after
<v Speaker 2>this year, so I guess if you're out shopping you might.
<v Speaker 1>Want to avoid these.
<v Speaker 3>I always find it weird to buy a.
<v Speaker 2>Vehicle, like when they're ending it. You know, you're like,
<v Speaker 2>when do I want this car? Then they're getting rid
<v Speaker 2>of it. The Tesla Model S that one's leaving, the
<v Speaker 2>Toyota Supra, the Jet I know, Katy, you were looking
<v Speaker 2>at this one, the Jaguar fpiece absolutely, Volkswagen ID four
<v Speaker 2>that's an electric suv that's only been out for like
<v Speaker 2>a couple of years, and they're already putting the bullet.
<v Speaker 3>In that one. That's weird. And then how about this
<v Speaker 3>one iconic.
<v Speaker 2>This has been around for I think twenty five plus years.
<v Speaker 3>Nick Knack had one of these back in the day.
<v Speaker 2>The Ford Escape. The old Ford Escape is going by bye.
<v Speaker 2>I know, probably because they got that Bronco sport out.
<v Speaker 3>Now that everybody's zipping around it.
<v Speaker 1>They finally get out.
<v Speaker 9>Yeah escape, I thought, Oh man, okay, the dramatic pause
<v Speaker 9>is crazy, though, you keep go with.
<v Speaker 3>Let's talk about dogs really, all right.
<v Speaker 2>There's a survey talking about the top dog name, the most.
<v Speaker 3>Popular dog name right now.
<v Speaker 1>I'm under one Taylor.
<v Speaker 3>Bella. I like it, Bella little Bella.
<v Speaker 2>Bella has dominated in twenty five different states. Like people
<v Speaker 2>be naming there.
<v Speaker 3>That sucks.
<v Speaker 2>Like if you go to a dog park and you're
<v Speaker 2>like Bella, then like nine dogs come running out.
<v Speaker 1>Your daughter.
<v Speaker 3>It's a daughter name too, it is.
<v Speaker 6>And that's the part that's because Bella is a very
<v Speaker 6>popular girl name right now. So that's kind of always
<v Speaker 6>a little yeah when someone says that that's my dog's name.
<v Speaker 6>What people say that about baby Nana's name A lot?
<v Speaker 6>Like I name my dog that I'm like huh.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I could see it further.
<v Speaker 3>I can see that little Zoe.
<v Speaker 2>It was always weird growing up because in the neighborhood
<v Speaker 2>there was a guy across the street who had this.
<v Speaker 3>Giant Great Dane and the dog's name was Harley.
<v Speaker 2>And then the people across the street, young couple moved
<v Speaker 2>in had a baby, and then they named the baby Harley. Yes,
<v Speaker 2>so it's always like, you know, the dog across the
<v Speaker 2>street is the same name as your baby.
<v Speaker 1>It's a little weird.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, and they both pooped everywhere. What else is
<v Speaker 3>going on locally?
<v Speaker 6>We're kicking it off with triple Bee speaking of baby
<v Speaker 6>as in baby born in Broomfield and this one special
<v Speaker 6>because it was on the side of the road. Okay, yeah,
<v Speaker 6>and even more bees because the Broomfield PD we're waiting
<v Speaker 6>on breakfast burritos when that baby, way was it?
<v Speaker 3>A dude named Brent that helped.
<v Speaker 6>This is how it happened August seventh on Northwest Parkway
<v Speaker 6>in Broomfield. When cops showed up, they found Dad outside
<v Speaker 6>of the car with his shirt off.
<v Speaker 1>Baby had been born, everything had happened.
<v Speaker 3>Trying to make it sex or something, so he.
<v Speaker 6>Took a shirt off because it's very messy when you
<v Speaker 6>have a baby. Always that what he means he delivered
<v Speaker 6>the baby.
<v Speaker 3>He was trying to make it.
<v Speaker 6>Showed up and so mom had already had the baby.
<v Speaker 6>She was in shock, and there's body cam footage. But
<v Speaker 6>everything is fine. Everybody's fine. It's such a sweet story.
<v Speaker 6>They ditch no no word on what the baby was
<v Speaker 6>named into it just because I wanted to see too.
<v Speaker 1>If they named it after one of the police officers
<v Speaker 1>or something.
<v Speaker 3>There you go.
<v Speaker 1>But a big shout out to Broomfield PD for showing up.
<v Speaker 3>I love those stories. I was always freaked out when
<v Speaker 3>Nick Knack was pregnant.
<v Speaker 2>I always had that in the back of my head,
<v Speaker 2>like you, if there's a situation I'm gonna have to
<v Speaker 2>deliver this goofy.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I don't know if I want to do that.
<v Speaker 6>I lived across the street from the hospital and I
<v Speaker 6>was still afraid I was gonna make it there on time.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, as the husband, you are concerned.
<v Speaker 3>Is there a scenario where this is gonna happen in
<v Speaker 3>the kitchen?
<v Speaker 1>Yes, exactly. You know you never because you hear.
<v Speaker 3>Those to take my shirt off in the kitchen.
<v Speaker 1>Apparently take your shirt off.
<v Speaker 6>In the kitchen exactly, get ready, get.
<v Speaker 3>Ready to do it.
<v Speaker 1>He must be one of those guys too that takes
<v Speaker 1>his shirt off when he goes to the bathroom.
<v Speaker 3>You know, you a he's sometimes pledge of allegiance. He's
<v Speaker 3>the guy at sporting events with a painted chest.
<v Speaker 1>He really loves it all hang out.
<v Speaker 3>I got very proud.
<v Speaker 1>Guy's very proud. Now he's a proud papa again.
<v Speaker 6>I am so just amazed by the cops there, especially
<v Speaker 6>Broomfield PD.
<v Speaker 1>Again, shout out for you.
<v Speaker 6>But they don't receive any formal training for that kind
<v Speaker 6>of stuff, so they just show up and they work
<v Speaker 6>on instinct, and that just amazes.
<v Speaker 3>I mean at some point, yeah, it's just it's just nature.
<v Speaker 1>I know it is. But when you're like on the
<v Speaker 1>receiving end of it, right when your kids gonna stand there,
<v Speaker 1>things can go wrong.
<v Speaker 6>Like there's a lot of pressure to make everything go right.
<v Speaker 6>But anyway, I.
<v Speaker 1>Just every time, yeah, respect for stay this morning. Yeah,
<v Speaker 1>that like takes the people freeze up.
<v Speaker 6>And I don't think you realize when there's a situation
<v Speaker 6>that has that much pressure attached to it. People don't
<v Speaker 6>even realize how like you need to tell your hands
<v Speaker 6>to move.
<v Speaker 3>I did watch a couple of YouTube videos. It's not
<v Speaker 3>gonna lie. I watched a couple of videos. Yeah, you know,
<v Speaker 3>and it's just in case.
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's like, think, gosh, if I have to do that,
<v Speaker 6>Lord help us.
<v Speaker 5>All.
<v Speaker 1>Okay, how about do we want to talk about kink Fest?
<v Speaker 5>Right?
<v Speaker 6>I know that's what you want to talk about ears
<v Speaker 6>because it is coming to Denver tonight.
<v Speaker 2>And it's called kink Fest. It's a kinkball and it's
<v Speaker 2>that guy just took his shirt off.
<v Speaker 6>Again, the quarterly Kinkball. Apparently they do this four times
<v Speaker 6>a year. It's at Tracks and it is a fetish ball.
<v Speaker 1>Whatever gets your motor going. Really, got two to three
<v Speaker 1>thousand attendees for this. That is so much kink going,
<v Speaker 1>so much, and.
<v Speaker 6>It goes from so much fetish tonight until two o'clock.
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to go right, I'm so puckered.
<v Speaker 1>The pictures look pretty reallybulous.
<v Speaker 3>There's pictures, pictures.
<v Speaker 1>And they look like they're best time ever. So just
<v Speaker 1>saying if it tickles your fancy.
<v Speaker 3>You know, I just ordered some nipple plants from Amazon.
<v Speaker 6>Actually, so you already it seems like you've already prepared.
<v Speaker 3>Jeremy, that's all you need to work on Monday.
<v Speaker 6>All you need is to show up in that and
<v Speaker 6>maybe they sparkle.
<v Speaker 5>They go in the dark.
<v Speaker 1>A leaf, min minimal.
<v Speaker 9>Leaf.
<v Speaker 3>So I needed a little aspen leaf to know.
<v Speaker 1>Exactly making gold. I don't know what I wanted to.
<v Speaker 2>I don't need like anything from a mighty, mighty cot.
<v Speaker 3>I need a little aspen leaf.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just a little goes right along with my.
<v Speaker 5>U the Canadians that come in for this for King.
<v Speaker 1>God, and then one more because we right, we like
<v Speaker 1>very much.
<v Speaker 6>We've talked about the bears because they've been popping up
<v Speaker 6>a lot more so they're literally everywhere.
<v Speaker 1>In fact, we've got this whole neighborhood talking about him.
<v Speaker 6>I've seen the babies like sack themselves up to get
<v Speaker 6>into the trash.
<v Speaker 11>Cans, and I was just like, bad boy. I just
<v Speaker 11>know it's a boy because he doesn't listen.
<v Speaker 3>Are you sure that was an audio from kink fam
<v Speaker 3>you sad boy?
<v Speaker 12>I just bad boy.
<v Speaker 11>I just know it's a boy because he doesn't listen.
<v Speaker 1>A sad boy, No, she said.
<v Speaker 6>In this specific neighborhood, they're coming over through a tunnel
<v Speaker 6>under the Highway over on.
<v Speaker 1>Hampden, but they had to pass a law. A new
<v Speaker 1>Colorado law.
<v Speaker 6>Went into effect this week, so it makes luring bears
<v Speaker 6>with food or trash a misdemeanor. So they actually had
<v Speaker 6>to put something into effect because of all the bears.
<v Speaker 6>Colorado Parks and Wildlife say one hundred and seventy three
<v Speaker 6>barrelated incidents in Jefferson County alone.
<v Speaker 1>About bad Boy, I just know it's a boy.
<v Speaker 6>That's only ninety they were in the same period last year,
<v Speaker 6>so it's like almost double the amount of bears.
<v Speaker 3>All I know this year.
<v Speaker 2>All I know is we are the number one morning
<v Speaker 2>show in the state with bear related information.
<v Speaker 3>There's a lot of bears. Jeremy, so much bear content
<v Speaker 3>this week.
<v Speaker 6>See twice as many bears have shown their little faces.
<v Speaker 2>So much bear content, Jerey, Katy and Josh one hundred. Well,
<v Speaker 2>it is gonna be a busy RS weekend in Mile
<v Speaker 2>High City. There is so much going on downtown and
<v Speaker 2>in the general metro area. You got the Zach Bryan concert,
<v Speaker 2>you got the bars filling up because the Broncos game tonight.
<v Speaker 3>Those Banana boys are coming to town. King Fest is
<v Speaker 3>going on.
<v Speaker 2>All sorts of festivals, Red Rocks got some shows. There's
<v Speaker 2>gonna be a lot of people out and about. Now.
<v Speaker 2>RTD is saying rideeship is going to surge this weekend,
<v Speaker 2>so plan ahead.
<v Speaker 3>They are adding extra train.
<v Speaker 2>Cars to the ce WNN lines along with some extra
<v Speaker 2>transit police.
<v Speaker 5>So if you're.
<v Speaker 2>Thinking about urinating on that light rail this week and
<v Speaker 2>you better think about your decisions. The transit police.
<v Speaker 1>Find a tree outside.
<v Speaker 3>They well, pepper spray you right it, right where you urinate.
<v Speaker 3>They'll do it. I've seen it.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they'll fire one off right into your genitalia. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>that'll make you stop urinating immediately.
<v Speaker 3>They teach that at RTD police camp.
<v Speaker 2>So anyway, just all I'm saying his plan ahead because
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be nutty this weekend.
<v Speaker 1>A lot of people out there, so many people nine
<v Speaker 1>be nice to people. Hey, neighbor, please on the tree.
<v Speaker 2>We did something pretty cool yesterday. We left the radio
<v Speaker 2>station and we went over to our second office. I
<v Speaker 2>call it the Mothership Ballerina because we are a Kronky
<v Speaker 2>sports and entertainment radio station, so we're under the Kronky umbrella.
<v Speaker 3>So we work with the Abs.
<v Speaker 2>And the Nuggets and the rapids and mammoth and the
<v Speaker 2>list goes on and on and on. But we were
<v Speaker 2>over there for Ks Charities building bikes for some kiddos
<v Speaker 2>in need. Yesterday they had something like what was it, guys,
<v Speaker 2>like two hundred bikes there, Yeah, in the bowl and
<v Speaker 2>we all showed up. Big Rob was there, Nina, Josh,
<v Speaker 2>Katie and me, and we built some bikes. We had
<v Speaker 2>a tasty breakfast, got a free T shirt, and we
<v Speaker 2>gave back to the community.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was a fun day.
<v Speaker 3>All of us really chipped in.
<v Speaker 2>It was a community effort here at the radio station.
<v Speaker 2>We got our hands dirty, yeah, assembled some bikes, got
<v Speaker 2>greasy paper cuts, We used tools, all of us except Katie,
<v Speaker 2>who stood there.
<v Speaker 6>Just not only me. I wasn't the only one who did,
<v Speaker 6>but you forget stood there at noon. You guys were like, Okay,
<v Speaker 6>it's been a day. And I went out to the
<v Speaker 6>school by myself, mind you and send out these bikes.
<v Speaker 6>Like we handed out these bikes to the kids. We
<v Speaker 6>helped the kids with their helmets. We had to take
<v Speaker 6>the bikes out of the truck and carry them to
<v Speaker 6>the black top in the hot sun until like three
<v Speaker 6>o'clock yesterday, So I was actually very busy.
<v Speaker 3>You didn't help.
<v Speaker 6>And again assembling the bikes, there were five of us
<v Speaker 6>around one bike, Like, what am I going to do?
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't get there was too many people. I couldn't
<v Speaker 1>fit around the bike.
<v Speaker 3>Josh's poor hands were hurting. He was working so hard.
<v Speaker 2>And he looked up at one point and he had
<v Speaker 2>sweat coming down his face and he looked at me
<v Speaker 2>and he's like with sad eyes.
<v Speaker 3>In his exhausted voice, he said, chair me, I can't.
<v Speaker 5>Katie just chip help a little bit? I did my.
<v Speaker 1>Hayes are so tired of bleeding again.
<v Speaker 6>To do stuff later like you guys do you guys
<v Speaker 6>did not help with the children. You're like, we don't
<v Speaker 6>care about kids actually, so we're not gonna go hand
<v Speaker 6>out the bike.
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, Katie kept working.
<v Speaker 6>Actually Katie worked until three o'clock yesterday.
<v Speaker 5>You had Katie accidentally signed up.
<v Speaker 1>Accident signed up.
<v Speaker 6>Nobody Katie, nobody helped Katie take take sures you honestly,
<v Speaker 6>you're really.
<v Speaker 2>You're milking this because you had plenty of energy to
<v Speaker 2>help all those kids on on site.
<v Speaker 3>Because you didn't help anybody put a bike to.
<v Speaker 6>You totally and you were able to go and take
<v Speaker 6>a nap because you didn't help children either, So.
<v Speaker 3>We were like, Josh, let me see your knuckles. Look
<v Speaker 3>at you.
<v Speaker 2>You're shaking this morning. Look at I think I need
<v Speaker 2>stitches because I cut myself so much opening so many
<v Speaker 2>boxes of bikes. You worked so hard. Katie stood there,
<v Speaker 2>put her hands in her pockets, didn't do anything.
<v Speaker 3>We were tired.
<v Speaker 5>For eleven hours.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah did you?
<v Speaker 9>Yeah?
<v Speaker 5>Great nights sleep.
<v Speaker 2>I had a hard time sleeping because I was in
<v Speaker 2>so much pain from building all these bikes.
<v Speaker 1>Anymore year old like, yeah, nothing with me. I was
<v Speaker 1>out there working my butnts.
<v Speaker 5>Off old but our hands and knees, knees.
<v Speaker 3>I was on my back.
<v Speaker 5>Making sure that the seat was straight.
<v Speaker 3>But I'll tell you when she got really fired up
<v Speaker 3>is when Rocky showed up.
<v Speaker 1>See that, I will agree with you.
<v Speaker 3>And that was even more embarrassing.
<v Speaker 6>I loved it, are you. I've seen that mountain line
<v Speaker 6>probably hundreds of times. It's very single time time.
<v Speaker 3>I've never seen anything like it. I'm glad you.
<v Speaker 2>Went to work with the the children with the bikes
<v Speaker 2>because you are a child.
<v Speaker 3>With all your respects.
<v Speaker 1>Excite me. I apologize for me. You showed up.
<v Speaker 3>I have never seen any grown adult act like that before.
<v Speaker 1>I can't even reenact it.
<v Speaker 13>That's fine, Oh my god, Jeremy Rockies or rock.
<v Speaker 1>No, that's pretty act. And I look I think what.
<v Speaker 3>I looked at you one point and I say, Katie,
<v Speaker 3>are you okay? You're an adult?
<v Speaker 1>You're like, are you? You are a grown adult?
<v Speaker 3>Right now?
<v Speaker 5>What are you?
<v Speaker 2>Everyone was looking looking at us. That one guy, there's
<v Speaker 2>a couple of guys behind.
<v Speaker 3>Us, Josh.
<v Speaker 2>That one guy was like, that's that lady. That didn't
<v Speaker 2>help with anything.
<v Speaker 1>You're no shame in my Rocky game from you.
<v Speaker 6>I love him, so it's it's worth every scream Jeremy.
<v Speaker 3>No Joe, guys.
<v Speaker 2>I looked at Katie at one point and I was like, Katie,
<v Speaker 2>you are a grown adult.
<v Speaker 3>That is a that is a person inside a costume.
<v Speaker 3>He's not real.
<v Speaker 1>It's not real. No excuse me. And then I was like,
<v Speaker 1>that is a super mascot, sir.
<v Speaker 5>She tried to go back to get a selfie.
<v Speaker 2>She tried to turn around and go back, and we
<v Speaker 2>were like, we're leaving now, we're done here.
<v Speaker 1>They worked with got a selfie with him, and I
<v Speaker 1>was so mad.
<v Speaker 2>Those people deserve it because they put a lot of
<v Speaker 2>bikes together. Actually, Rocky only likes people who put bikes together.
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, Katie, shut up. Okay, So here is the story.
<v Speaker 2>Josh immediately runs to Texas to work at this high school.
<v Speaker 2>Oh McKinley high School in Texas going viral for a
<v Speaker 2>female dress code that is requiring tight fitting undergarments.
<v Speaker 3>And if that.
<v Speaker 2>Wasn't over the line enough, they are also saying you
<v Speaker 2>have to have a jump.
<v Speaker 3>Test at this high school. A shape test. Here you go,
<v Speaker 3>uh uh I, So get this? There is like a section.
<v Speaker 2>In the school handbook, mostly in regards to get this.
<v Speaker 2>It's the band girls where you gotta wear a tight
<v Speaker 2>fitting sports bra and our shapewear and or shapewear. Now,
<v Speaker 2>the section says performers must do a jump test when
<v Speaker 2>testing sports bras if you jump multiple times in a
<v Speaker 2>row and there's noticeable movement, you need to size down
<v Speaker 2>or find a new sports bra style or fit. Any
<v Speaker 2>style works as long as it holds firmly.
<v Speaker 3>Geez, I can tell by my face don't like this.
<v Speaker 1>I don't like it.
<v Speaker 6>No, I don't like that there's a jump test first
<v Speaker 6>of all, to notice movement. You're gonna notice my hand
<v Speaker 6>moving towards your face. That's what you're gonna notice. Like,
<v Speaker 6>I don't like this at all. I want to make
<v Speaker 6>young children feel insecure. These are children we're talking about.
<v Speaker 6>Who is testing, who's teaching.
<v Speaker 2>The band director quickly put out a clarifying letter saying
<v Speaker 2>you should probably do the jump test in private. This
<v Speaker 2>is not something that would actually be evaluated by the staff.
<v Speaker 1>Make sure you're doing that in private. Never mind.
<v Speaker 6>In fact, on the other hand, never mind, forget, we said.
<v Speaker 1>The entire thing is so crum takes me.
<v Speaker 6>So I really thought, like there's so many things that
<v Speaker 6>were evolving with as humans and like when it comes
<v Speaker 6>to going to school and what works and what doesn't work.
<v Speaker 6>And I really thought this whole let's make people feel
<v Speaker 6>bad for their clothes would.
<v Speaker 2>Have edited in their body, Like, I mean, what are
<v Speaker 2>these band kids doing that They're flopping around so much?
<v Speaker 3>They're really going to down on that tuba, I guess.
<v Speaker 6>Because it's like I have the warnings like don't put
<v Speaker 6>your baby and you know, fold the stroller while the
<v Speaker 6>baby's still in it. Somebody had to do that, right,
<v Speaker 6>Like it had to have happened before, so like what
<v Speaker 6>happened then they I.
<v Speaker 2>Don't know, some girl was going off playing that flute solo,
<v Speaker 2>somebody got an eye knocked out, or something going happened.
<v Speaker 1>It's time to play Fast five ft five? How fast
<v Speaker 1>can you.
<v Speaker 3>With Jeremy, Katie and Josh.
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's have some fun. Let's play Fast five
<v Speaker 2>the Friday edition. If you'd like to call in right
<v Speaker 2>now three O three six nine one one mix three
<v Speaker 2>oh three six nine one sixteen forty nine. We are
<v Speaker 2>clearing the lines right now, so it is fair for
<v Speaker 2>everybody trying to call in.
<v Speaker 3>And if you've never played.
<v Speaker 2>Before, would absolutely love to meet you and get you
<v Speaker 2>on the air and see if we can get you
<v Speaker 2>an awesome prize today.
<v Speaker 1>Three oh three six nine one sixteen forty nine.
<v Speaker 2>As always, Fast five is brought to you by our
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<v Speaker 3>Three oh three six nine one sixteen forty nine.
<v Speaker 2>Then I'll get you locked and loaded, hopefully get you
<v Speaker 2>placed on hold to play fast five. We'll get you
<v Speaker 2>on the air, get to know you a little bit.
<v Speaker 2>I'll give you a category and then start a ten
<v Speaker 2>second timer. Within those ten seconds, you got to give
<v Speaker 2>me five things that have to do with that category.
<v Speaker 2>You think you can pull it off? Three oh three
<v Speaker 2>six nine one one Mix three oh three six nine
<v Speaker 2>one sixteen forty nine.
<v Speaker 3>Katie, give us some examples.
<v Speaker 6>Okay, you've asked for things like, quick name five fictional
<v Speaker 6>dinosaurs or five movies that are westerns. Yesterday, the one
<v Speaker 6>that won it, Kathleen coming in hot. She was able
<v Speaker 6>to name five things that might ruin Thanksgiving.
<v Speaker 1>All over the place. With that, there's a lot of things.
<v Speaker 2>That's one of my favorite ones. I've had cranberry Yes,
<v Speaker 2>Cranberry's and my mother.
<v Speaker 6>In law see exactly definitely ruined Thanksgiving.
<v Speaker 2>You guys think you can do this, Come on, it's silly,
<v Speaker 2>it's fine, very low pressure, low stress.
<v Speaker 3>You get to become a little radio superstar.
<v Speaker 2>Three O three six nine one one Mix three oh
<v Speaker 2>three six nine one, sixteen forty nine.
<v Speaker 3>And what are we playing for?
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's like, you know, three concerts in one with
<v Speaker 6>this one. Because you're winning a trip to Red Rocks
<v Speaker 6>first of all, and you're gonna see train bare naked
<v Speaker 6>ladies and Matt Nathanson coming up on August seventeenth. So
<v Speaker 6>a pair of tickets to Red Rocks is a for grabs.
<v Speaker 6>If you win fast five today, there you go.
<v Speaker 3>Give us a call.
<v Speaker 2>We'll find out what you're doing this weekend and we'll
<v Speaker 2>play this silly game three O three six nine one
<v Speaker 2>sixteen forty nine. If you get placed on hold, dude,
<v Speaker 2>not hang up. We'll start with Rick.
<v Speaker 3>Hi, Rick, Good morning, Budy, Hey.
<v Speaker 10>Good morning.
<v Speaker 3>What are you doing this weekend?
<v Speaker 10>I'm going to calf You doing what?
<v Speaker 5>Hello?
<v Speaker 3>Rick?
<v Speaker 1>Hello?
<v Speaker 3>Calls back Rick three oh three six nine one sixteen
<v Speaker 3>forty nine. We lost Rick.
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, it.
<v Speaker 3>Sounds like he was going to califun I know.
<v Speaker 1>Freddy, good morning.
<v Speaker 3>Oh hey, I think we're having phone issues today. Some
<v Speaker 3>of these phones are tweaking. I'm watching them right now.
<v Speaker 3>All right, Freddie, what are you doing this weekend?
<v Speaker 10>You know I'm working with Zach Brian concert. Oh okay,
<v Speaker 10>I donate again tonight.
<v Speaker 3>What do you do when you say you're working it?
<v Speaker 10>I sell margarita in frozen cocktails.
<v Speaker 2>At a boy at a boy Boy not a big gig.
<v Speaker 2>You were everybody's friend, Freddy.
<v Speaker 10>Oh yeah, everybody loves Margarita gouy.
<v Speaker 6>You have to be extra careful for margarita hand though.
<v Speaker 6>You know what margarita hand When you get lime on
<v Speaker 6>your hands and then you go out in the sun
<v Speaker 6>and it.
<v Speaker 1>Gives you the big boil blisters on them, be careful for.
<v Speaker 3>She just made that up, Freddy, google it. I did
<v Speaker 3>not listen. Katie used to.
<v Speaker 2>Have a really bad drinking problem, so just we might
<v Speaker 2>just believe her, Freddy, just say, yep, you bet okay,
<v Speaker 2>she had Margarita liver too, Freddy, Hey, what's a margarita
<v Speaker 2>running at the Zach Brown Brian concert?
<v Speaker 10>Twenty one dollars and twenty nine cents?
<v Speaker 3>Sweet Jesus, buttermilk?
<v Speaker 10>Yes, no joke.
<v Speaker 2>Weird like speechless, were like, what this is why I
<v Speaker 2>listened to music at home?
<v Speaker 3>My godess, there's that.
<v Speaker 10>But yeah, they're kind of I don't care if.
<v Speaker 3>It's a double, triple, quadruple.
<v Speaker 1>Twenty one dollars.
<v Speaker 3>Oh lord, have.
<v Speaker 2>Mercy, all right, Freddy, let's play this goofy game. No sequels,
<v Speaker 2>no help, no cheating. But I need five movies starring
<v Speaker 2>the very funny, very talented.
<v Speaker 3>Jonah Hill go.
<v Speaker 10>Super Bad, Yes, crazy World, babysitter.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know about Crazy World, but I think
<v Speaker 3>you got three.
<v Speaker 2>He was in twenty one Jump Street. He was Moneyball,
<v Speaker 2>the Wolf of Wall Street.
<v Speaker 10>This is the end, so I should have got more sleep.
<v Speaker 1>I got Freddy.
<v Speaker 3>It's all right, buddy.
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna let you get back to your margarita hand
<v Speaker 2>and you have a great weekend.
<v Speaker 3>My friend a later gator.
<v Speaker 2>All Right, Allison, Hi, Allison, Hi, pig girl, are you
<v Speaker 2>going to the.
<v Speaker 3>Zach Bryan concert?
<v Speaker 8>I sure am.
<v Speaker 3>Listen. Don't buy the margarita is They're not worth it.
<v Speaker 5>No, No, I'm a stick to, like a pinoon or something.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, get drunk in the parking lot before you head in.
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, let's chill gate.
<v Speaker 3>Oh I heard.
<v Speaker 2>A great story about sneaking alcohol and can I say where?
<v Speaker 3>It was? Probably not? Oh no, I won't say where.
<v Speaker 2>But we talked to a couple of people at this
<v Speaker 2>location where let's say, copious amounts of sunscreen is needed
<v Speaker 2>when you're at this location, and understood the people brought in.
<v Speaker 2>They went onto Amazon and bought fake bottles of sunscreen,
<v Speaker 2>filled them with alcohol, and put them in their bags
<v Speaker 2>and they walked right through security.
<v Speaker 3>You got their drink on the only it's innovation, It's brilliant.
<v Speaker 2>But I also thought, wouldn't it be funny to look
<v Speaker 2>over and see people drinking out of the sunscreen.
<v Speaker 1>And you're like, what, Yeah, what is their deal? They're
<v Speaker 1>drinking their spl Oh my god, they know that we don't.
<v Speaker 3>I know, it might be delicious. I don't know. Do
<v Speaker 3>you have good seats for tonight's concert?
<v Speaker 6>Nope?
<v Speaker 1>Nope, you're you're in the building.
<v Speaker 3>And who are you going with? Anybody special?
<v Speaker 11>I'm going with a couple of friends with my boyfriend.
<v Speaker 12>I'm hoping the weather holds out.
<v Speaker 3>Who cares a concert in the rain?
<v Speaker 9>Young?
<v Speaker 1>I'm fun Yeah, make out with your boyfriend in the rain?
<v Speaker 3>Totally? Is he going to marry you? Or are you
<v Speaker 3>gonna marry him? What's gonna happen there?
<v Speaker 5>Sure?
<v Speaker 6>Hope?
<v Speaker 3>So you think so you want to ring?
<v Speaker 5>Huh?
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, let's do it.
<v Speaker 3>Maybe it might happen this weekend at the concert.
<v Speaker 12>Oh my gosh, you think so? What if we get
<v Speaker 12>on stage with Zach.
<v Speaker 3>Bryant, perfect time to propose?
<v Speaker 5>You do it?
<v Speaker 1>You get it?
<v Speaker 12>Crazy?
<v Speaker 4>It would be crazy all.
<v Speaker 2>Right, sweet, young, exciting Alison fun Allison, are you ready
<v Speaker 2>to play?
<v Speaker 12>I'm so ready.
<v Speaker 3>Your letter is doub the one towards the end of
<v Speaker 3>the alphabet W.
<v Speaker 12>Gotcha.
<v Speaker 3>I need five restaurants that start with that letter W.
<v Speaker 11>Go Waterburger.
<v Speaker 3>Come on, water Burger, one Waterburger?
<v Speaker 2>Your young, fun and hip. Where do you go in
<v Speaker 2>the middle of the night when you're drunk? You go
<v Speaker 2>to the walls or waffle.
<v Speaker 12>House, Wendy's waffle House, stay.
<v Speaker 3>It, White Castle, maybe wingstop at.
<v Speaker 12>At Oh dang, it was right there.
<v Speaker 3>You know what.
<v Speaker 2>You're still a blast. We really appreciate you calling in.
<v Speaker 2>You're a great call today. Have a fun weekend.
<v Speaker 5>Thank you so much, you too, By alls In.
<v Speaker 14>I like her.
<v Speaker 1>She was a good time.
<v Speaker 3>He's really good.
<v Speaker 2>Uh Brooke, Hello, are you going to this goofy concert
<v Speaker 2>as well? I?
<v Speaker 12>Sure am. I'm super excited.
<v Speaker 2>Listen, don't get the margaritas. They're twenty one dollars.
<v Speaker 11>Okay, that's what I'm hearing.
<v Speaker 3>That is your money.
<v Speaker 1>That's nuts, isn't it.
<v Speaker 12>Yeah?
<v Speaker 11>Why you just pregame ahead of time?
<v Speaker 2>You know, absolutely absolutely pre game twenty one dollars for
<v Speaker 2>a concert?
<v Speaker 12>Mine?
<v Speaker 11>No, you know what though, like the tickets were reasonably priced,
<v Speaker 11>so maybe that's where they're like, maybe we can get
<v Speaker 11>away with right, this kind of price.
<v Speaker 12>For a drink.
<v Speaker 6>You know, you're probably I heard he put out some
<v Speaker 6>pretty respectable ticket prices.
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, yeah, all right.
<v Speaker 3>So who you going to the concert with?
<v Speaker 11>So I'm going with my two daughters and my husband.
<v Speaker 1>Nice yay.
<v Speaker 3>Well yeah, guys, have a super dupe's time.
<v Speaker 8>Thank you.
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, we're really looking forward to it. We're up in
<v Speaker 11>the notes leads.
<v Speaker 12>But you know what, all right, we're there.
<v Speaker 3>It's where all the party animals hide.
<v Speaker 1>So it'll be that's exactly right.
<v Speaker 2>People watching, all right, Absolutely, this one came in from
<v Speaker 2>a listener over night, and I'm gonna use it.
<v Speaker 3>Think about dads, all the dads out there.
<v Speaker 2>In ten seconds, give me five famous well known TV dads.
<v Speaker 12>Go oh my gosh, Bill I'm from but.
<v Speaker 2>You bet we got Bill, No Homer Simpson, no Altbundy.
<v Speaker 1>Bill is so good.
<v Speaker 12>It is hard to think.
<v Speaker 1>So much harder when you're on the air.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, somebody yelling at you in the background there.
<v Speaker 12>Brooke, Yeah, that's my daughter.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's like, Mom, you screwed that up.
<v Speaker 9>I know.
<v Speaker 11>She's like trying to help me, and she came up.
<v Speaker 12>With Bill.
<v Speaker 3>So funny, Brooke, nice talking with you. Have a fun weekend,
<v Speaker 3>you too, thank you? Oh bye, Josh, who's on three
<v Speaker 3>and four? All right, he's working on it.
<v Speaker 2>Kelsey Hi, Kelsey, Hi, Hey girl, Hey, hey girl?
<v Speaker 3>Are you going to this goofy concert tonight?
<v Speaker 6>No?
<v Speaker 3>Oh, finally somebody who's staying home.
<v Speaker 14>No, I'm picking up my sister in law from the airport.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, what are you guys gonna do this weekend?
<v Speaker 12>Well, she's a massage therapist, so.
<v Speaker 3>So she's gonna rub you.
<v Speaker 7>You're not gonna free massage.
<v Speaker 14>Absolutely, I can't wait.
<v Speaker 1>What that's amazing.
<v Speaker 3>That would be awkward for me.
<v Speaker 11>What picking up my very professional.
<v Speaker 1>It's different, and it's different really Yeah.
<v Speaker 3>Okay, you couldn't see like from his sister.
<v Speaker 2>No, my sister in law or my brother in law
<v Speaker 2>or anybody I'm related to. I don't want anyone rubbing me.
<v Speaker 2>I know, but it just still seems weird to have
<v Speaker 2>your sister in law rubbing your body.
<v Speaker 1>You should have seen his face. Kelsey.
<v Speaker 10>Oh, I'd rather have a pree massage.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'd rather have one of those twenty
<v Speaker 2>one dollars margaritas than do that, and then a massage.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah there you go.
<v Speaker 2>All right, sweet Kelsey, this one's kind of fun. This
<v Speaker 2>one came to me at about one am last night.
<v Speaker 3>I kid you not, I was having trouble sleeping and
<v Speaker 3>I was.
<v Speaker 2>Like, this would be a good fast five in ten seconds,
<v Speaker 2>give me five things that you might put on a
<v Speaker 2>key chain.
<v Speaker 14>Go pepper, spray, a picture of your kid, your keys, yeah,
<v Speaker 14>and your car.
<v Speaker 5>Bob.
<v Speaker 3>You got four. Yeah, buzzer hit, you got four all
<v Speaker 3>day long.
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you said keys, because I was wondering if
<v Speaker 2>anyone was going to actually say keys on the key chain.
<v Speaker 1>Darn it, Well you got four.
<v Speaker 2>But you know what, you got a very intimate rub
<v Speaker 2>down with your sister in law this weekend where it's
<v Speaker 2>it's so gonna be worth it. Thank you for making
<v Speaker 2>a smile today.
<v Speaker 3>Have fun by.
<v Speaker 5>Terry.
<v Speaker 1>Hi, Terry, Oh, hey, good morning. Well, Hey, how are you?
<v Speaker 3>You're all surprised? Oh?
<v Speaker 14>I thought y'all would have a winner by now, me.
<v Speaker 3>Too, Terry.
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting sick of this. At this point in the game,
<v Speaker 2>I tend to get a little bored. I'm like, what
<v Speaker 2>the hell is going on? But you know what, jam
<v Speaker 2>packed full phone lines. People absolutely love this game, Terry,
<v Speaker 2>and you made it through.
<v Speaker 3>What are you doing? What are you doing this weekend?
<v Speaker 7>Domesticated housewife?
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, you're not go out and have fun,
<v Speaker 2>tear it up.
<v Speaker 7>Domesticated as opposed to feral.
<v Speaker 12>You know what I mean?
<v Speaker 3>Oh lord, this is weird stuff. You don't want to.
<v Speaker 3>Don't do all that crap. Do you have a husband
<v Speaker 3>or kids or anything?
<v Speaker 6>We do?
<v Speaker 14>But if we don't have anything planned, like no honeydew
<v Speaker 14>lists or anything like that, No, no exciting events. We're
<v Speaker 14>just gonna chill and be lazy and sleep, all right.
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, Katie only got twelve hours last night. She's
<v Speaker 2>been complaining about how tired she is. Oh yeah, I'm
<v Speaker 2>not even joking.
<v Speaker 3>All right, Terry, you're ready to play.
<v Speaker 7>Let's try.
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's do it in ten seconds. Give me any
<v Speaker 2>five foods that get sliced into a triangle.
<v Speaker 7>Go pizza, the sandwiches you can make, cheese, and watermelon
<v Speaker 7>and apples? Yeah what four?
<v Speaker 3>For sure?
<v Speaker 12>Gonna make it.
<v Speaker 6>Apples was the one I think when he said apple,
<v Speaker 6>let me see apples.
<v Speaker 11>I don't know, like potato logs, not potato logs, Like.
<v Speaker 2>Like, why didn't you just say pie like a pizza pie,
<v Speaker 2>like a cheese crisp an apple, an apple traditionally sliced.
<v Speaker 3>Into a triangle. I don't know why you got to
<v Speaker 3>do this to us trying.
<v Speaker 7>What did you say pizza for the kids?
<v Speaker 3>You're a fruit pizza.
<v Speaker 1>You can cut an apple?
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I know, but traditionally we're talking pizza pie.
<v Speaker 2>You're cutting your grilled cheese to look like a triangle. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>but it's rounded at the bottom. I guess so could
<v Speaker 2>be that slice of watermelon.
<v Speaker 3>Maybe it could be rounded.
<v Speaker 2>You're lucky on board with this game now too. I'm bordering.
<v Speaker 1>No, She's like, I I'll go again.
<v Speaker 2>I'm actually I'm in a good mood today, Terry. I'm
<v Speaker 2>feeling benevolent.
<v Speaker 3>It sounds like you need a night out at Red Roses.
<v Speaker 1>It really does, it really does.
<v Speaker 3>Do you know what you're supposed to say to me?
<v Speaker 3>If you win fast five.
<v Speaker 7>Uh super dupes? It might not sound.
<v Speaker 2>Bonus points for throwing in super dupes. That's really cute.
<v Speaker 1>Real winner.
<v Speaker 2>Al Right, Terry, you win today with your goofy apple,
<v Speaker 2>apple and a triangle unbelievable.
<v Speaker 1>Unbelievable. You're lucky.
<v Speaker 3>I'm in a good mood on a Friday, Terry.
<v Speaker 1>What I was gonna say?
<v Speaker 14>I'm actually wearing my mixed one hundred Swags sunglasses right now?
<v Speaker 1>Hey, look at you?
<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, coming in hot Where the hell did you
<v Speaker 3>get those?
<v Speaker 2>I don't even have a pair of those.
<v Speaker 14>Those were actually at the Ed Sheeran concert.
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, how come we don't have those?
<v Speaker 1>Been here good sunglasses apparently, Terry. I'm gonna put you
<v Speaker 1>on hold.
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna come back and tell you all about those
<v Speaker 2>tickets to Red Rocks.
<v Speaker 3>Thank you for calling in and having some fun with us.
<v Speaker 7>Thank you so much.
<v Speaker 10>You guys are well, you're.
<v Speaker 3>Right, So hold on, Terry, We're gonna come back and
<v Speaker 3>talk to you.
<v Speaker 1>Jerry, Katie and Josh one hundred.
<v Speaker 2>Oh let's see, it's been a minute since I've done
<v Speaker 2>a Fat America for you guys.
<v Speaker 3>You want to Fat America?
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely?
<v Speaker 3>This one's pretty wild to me.
<v Speaker 2>KFC and Oreo have collaborated to create a chicken fried
<v Speaker 2>chicken cookie. Cookie has typical Oreo chocolate wafers, but isn't
<v Speaker 2>fried directly. Instead, the cream inside is the whole eleven
<v Speaker 2>herbs and spices flavor. There's no actual chicken involved, but
<v Speaker 2>I would imagine if you're eating it, you're like, this
<v Speaker 2>does tastes like KFC chicken.
<v Speaker 3>Oh, you're making a face over there, I know.
<v Speaker 1>Oh, don't a savory cookie. I don't know. I mean,
<v Speaker 1>you're a savory skit. Then it'd just call it a biscuit.
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Why don't you take it up with the people at Oreo.
<v Speaker 2>But it's a KFC and Oreo collaboration.
<v Speaker 5>It might not be bad between the two Vanilla Oreo wafers.
<v Speaker 1>I do not accept these cuds.
<v Speaker 3>The problem with these creek is they are gonna make
<v Speaker 3>you go poopoo probably a lot.
<v Speaker 1>I don't like that.
<v Speaker 3>But I'm gonna tell you right now, you're not gonna
<v Speaker 3>want to.
<v Speaker 2>Go poop poo at the front bathrooms here in our office,
<v Speaker 2>which side note, are like the worst bathrooms ever in
<v Speaker 2>my opinion. There's the whole issue which we're going to
<v Speaker 2>get into here with the locking mechanism on this door.
<v Speaker 3>You never remember if they're locked or not.
<v Speaker 6>Well, there's no distinct, like you it is locked, you know,
<v Speaker 6>especially on the inside.
<v Speaker 1>You can't tell.
<v Speaker 2>No, you can't tell it all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
<v Speaker 2>because he is a guy too. Their individual bathrooms up front.
<v Speaker 2>As a guy, you're just used to walking in and
<v Speaker 2>grabbing a urinal and the door closes behind you, you know.
<v Speaker 1>And you just do your thing with these.
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you forget because you walk in to go do
<v Speaker 2>your thing and you just forget to lock the door.
<v Speaker 2>I'm in mid stream a few times and I peek
<v Speaker 2>over at that. I'm like, did I did I walk down?
<v Speaker 2>And Katie was just telling us an awesome story off
<v Speaker 2>the air, and I was like, we should probably talk
<v Speaker 2>about that, because I feel like everybody's walked in on
<v Speaker 2>somebody so they don't want to see, right.
<v Speaker 6>I mean we've all been there, right where you walk
<v Speaker 6>into a bathroom somebody's sitting on the twiblet.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you're like, oh, no, shock.
<v Speaker 3>I used to do it all. I used to do
<v Speaker 3>it a lot, sadly.
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't want to make fun or whatever,
<v Speaker 2>but this was this is real life. I worked at
<v Speaker 2>an old folks home for like I'm sorry, a retirement
<v Speaker 2>community for like four years. In the amount of times
<v Speaker 2>that you'd walk into a restroom and there'd be a
<v Speaker 2>sweet little old man sitting on the toilet.
<v Speaker 3>That is shocking. That is shocking.
<v Speaker 2>And I'm the number of times that happened to me,
<v Speaker 2>I can't even tell you, I mean hundreds.
<v Speaker 6>Contact, right because you can't look away. Yeah, both lock
<v Speaker 6>eyes and it's like yeah.
<v Speaker 2>And it's different to when it's like a really elderly
<v Speaker 2>person sitting there and they're just kind of staring at
<v Speaker 2>the ground.
<v Speaker 1>And it's just like it's like he would this be
<v Speaker 1>the last time?
<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's like that's all I thought about, Is this
<v Speaker 2>the last time that I have to do this?
<v Speaker 7>Yes?
<v Speaker 3>Or they're so frail that you gets sucked down in
<v Speaker 3>I said, I wasn't gonna pop fun knock it off.
<v Speaker 6>No, it's real life, real life sometimes walk in so sad. Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So tell everyone what happened here at a place
<v Speaker 2>of business office.
<v Speaker 6>Well, you know, it was this that like somebody walked
<v Speaker 6>into the bathroom and there was somebody in there already
<v Speaker 6>on the toilet, and it was the awkward eye contact
<v Speaker 6>that was made that you just can't forget. It's never
<v Speaker 6>leave your brain. That'll be ingrained in there forever. But
<v Speaker 6>then after it was just like oh my gosh, like
<v Speaker 6>it's shocking.
<v Speaker 5>Right well, and I hate the for me.
<v Speaker 8>I've had it happen a few times, and the exclamation
<v Speaker 8>is always, you know, don't you ever knock?
<v Speaker 5>And I'm like, don't you ever lock?
<v Speaker 9>Ye?
<v Speaker 5>Lock the door.
<v Speaker 3>That's the thing with those bathrooms.
<v Speaker 2>You don't remember to lock them, and you don't know
<v Speaker 2>when you're in there and you look at the door
<v Speaker 2>if it's locked or not.
<v Speaker 6>It's funny because I guess the person who was on
<v Speaker 6>the toilet their exclamation was I thought you would not.
<v Speaker 1>He's like, why you.
<v Speaker 3>Would want to?
<v Speaker 1>Exactly?
<v Speaker 2>God, that's got to be awkward now because then you
<v Speaker 2>got to work with that person you're on out. You
<v Speaker 2>have that connection with them, like you want to see
<v Speaker 2>any of your coworkers sitting on the toilet with their
<v Speaker 2>pants around their angle.
<v Speaker 1>Especially. Here's the thing.
<v Speaker 6>I don't know if it's just like because this was
<v Speaker 6>a this was a guy, This is a man who
<v Speaker 6>was on the toilet, and then it's just it's this
<v Speaker 6>is an image that will be forever and craning into
<v Speaker 6>their memory of just like sitting on the toilet with
<v Speaker 6>their pants around their ankles and their fleshy legs just
<v Speaker 6>translucent like they're a little hairy, you know, like the tanlines.
<v Speaker 2>Like sitting there playing on her phone and the phone
<v Speaker 2>part right.
<v Speaker 12>Like.
<v Speaker 3>Vulnerable.
<v Speaker 2>Right, it's a very vulnerable moment for a man, the
<v Speaker 2>man for the man, because you guys are used to it, right,
<v Speaker 2>It's just what we do, which is what you do
<v Speaker 2>sitting all the time, like.
<v Speaker 1>We just said, like our legs day.
<v Speaker 6>We are like you guys, I feel like it's.
<v Speaker 3>Very much that's an intimate moment.
<v Speaker 9>For some of you take your shirts off, like sometimes
<v Speaker 9>you get fully naked.
<v Speaker 1>You know, it's deliberate. So it's like when you walk.
<v Speaker 3>In imagine can you imagine walking into that here at work,
<v Speaker 3>your coworker completely naked on the toilet.
<v Speaker 2>I feel so I'm not going to mention who walked
<v Speaker 2>in on this guy, but I feel really bad for her.
<v Speaker 1>No, I do too, I do too.
<v Speaker 6>But when she told me the story, I don't think
<v Speaker 6>I've laughed that long in a really long time. Because again,
<v Speaker 6>she really focused on the eye contact with this.
<v Speaker 2>That's the worst part because there is that could you
<v Speaker 2>probably only.
<v Speaker 3>Make eye contact for two three seconds.
<v Speaker 1>Right, but it feels like a lifetime.
<v Speaker 3>Feels like you stand there for forty five minutes.
<v Speaker 6>It feels like seasons went by and people had birthdays
<v Speaker 6>while you were making my contacts.
<v Speaker 1>It's so bad, so bad.
<v Speaker 2>Well, I guarantee you there's gonna be a few people
<v Speaker 2>that work in this office that are listening right now
<v Speaker 2>that are going to go do it on purpose.
<v Speaker 1>I know.
<v Speaker 3>I forgot to look.
<v Speaker 1>I heard you like this. Oh not again.
<v Speaker 3>All right, So let's talk about hair. Okay, most of
<v Speaker 3>us have it. Yeah, mine is slowly disappearing.
<v Speaker 1>That's there.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I shaved it. I've done it before. I gotta
<v Speaker 2>grow it back right now, I'm in the process of
<v Speaker 2>trying to. I'm like, come on, come on, because mom
<v Speaker 2>my mom is making me grow my hair bag because
<v Speaker 2>she wants to get family pictures where the entire family
<v Speaker 2>gets together, you know, outside and we all wear jeans
<v Speaker 2>and white shirts, I know, yeah, and.
<v Speaker 3>Get a random yellow lab out there with us and
<v Speaker 3>uh yeah. So I got to grow it back. So
<v Speaker 3>I'm working on it. It's slow.
<v Speaker 1>Is there any like.
<v Speaker 3>Oils or anything?
<v Speaker 2>Magic potions and their shampoos, Yeah, shampoo wheels.
<v Speaker 1>We can start a prayer group, a.
<v Speaker 3>Wig that I like, the prayer group.
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yoh yeah, we can good feelers out there
<v Speaker 1>for you, all right.
<v Speaker 2>There was a time though, I was dating a young lady, Katie,
<v Speaker 2>and she started to lean towards the.
<v Speaker 3>The dark side. She was kind of getting a little gothic.
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, But to appease.
<v Speaker 2>The girlfriend and keep getting smooches, I dyed my hair
<v Speaker 2>like black jet black.
<v Speaker 3>Can you imagine pasty white? Hear me with black hair? No,
<v Speaker 3>it was so bad. Huh, yes, it was so bad.
<v Speaker 3>My mom hated it. Oh my god, she hated it.
<v Speaker 3>I came across the picture of me like that. I
<v Speaker 3>don't know.
<v Speaker 2>A couple of weeks ago, I was sorting through some
<v Speaker 2>stuff and there I was standing with that ex girlfriend.
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, I had like a wife beat
<v Speaker 3>her T shirt on you.
<v Speaker 5>We need to see this.
<v Speaker 3>I know that was quick. That picture it was bad,
<v Speaker 3>but that was a bad hair experience.
<v Speaker 2>And then surely thereafter she started sleeping with the guy
<v Speaker 2>at Applebee's, so I had to.
<v Speaker 3>I just shaved my head so she can tell she was.
<v Speaker 3>She wasn't good for me, No, she was.
<v Speaker 2>The day that we broke up, I think my mom
<v Speaker 2>did a hallelujah threw a party.
<v Speaker 3>Oh man. I think she called everybody in her prayer
<v Speaker 3>group said, my prayer's a been answer, that slut is gone.
<v Speaker 1>They're done.
<v Speaker 3>Do you have bad hair story?
<v Speaker 1>Oh? I have the worst.
<v Speaker 6>Actually, you all might remember because I it was when
<v Speaker 6>I first started working here at Mixed one hundred. I
<v Speaker 6>was trying to go blonde. So I teamed up with
<v Speaker 6>uh Salon and they were kind of, you know, doing
<v Speaker 6>something for me where like we because you can't just
<v Speaker 6>like go blonde as a person who has, you know,
<v Speaker 6>darker hair, you kind of have to transition into that.
<v Speaker 6>So it's multiple appointments where you go from a darker
<v Speaker 6>hair color to a blonder hair color. And my mom
<v Speaker 6>does hair for a living, and I'll never forget she
<v Speaker 6>saw pictures that I was posting and she was like, honey,
<v Speaker 6>why is your hair getting so thin?
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, what are you talking about? Him
<v Speaker 1>going blonde?
<v Speaker 7>Mom?
<v Speaker 1>It's blonde. It's like cute, I'm cute like everybody else.
<v Speaker 6>And then my hair uh slowly started to like fall
<v Speaker 6>out out and I was noticing it. Yeah, like it
<v Speaker 6>was very dry and brittle, and I was like, what
<v Speaker 6>is happening? And it was I was in Steamboat Springs
<v Speaker 6>and I was putting my hair back into a ponytail
<v Speaker 6>because it was getting so short, and I was like,
<v Speaker 6>what is happening?
<v Speaker 1>And I'll never forget putting it in a ponytail.
<v Speaker 3>And the ponytail fell on no, and just like but.
<v Speaker 6>You know, putting it back and pulling my hair out,
<v Speaker 6>and there was like.
<v Speaker 1>My whole hand was colored in hair, and I was
<v Speaker 1>just like, that's gonna be terrifying. It made me cry
<v Speaker 1>so hard.
<v Speaker 6>And immediately, you know, you go back to the salon
<v Speaker 6>and you trust these people with something that you don't
<v Speaker 6>realize means so much to you.
<v Speaker 1>That's the thing.
<v Speaker 6>I didn't put a whole lot of I guess effort
<v Speaker 6>into my hair. I didn't care so much about it
<v Speaker 6>until it started falling out, and then it's all I
<v Speaker 6>could think about.
<v Speaker 1>And I'll never forget.
<v Speaker 6>When I went back to that salon and I started
<v Speaker 6>to tell them, I'm like, I don't know if I'm
<v Speaker 6>using the wrong product.
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if this or that. And that lady
<v Speaker 1>told me, well, maybe.
<v Speaker 6>You should go to the doctor and see if it
<v Speaker 6>isn't something hormonial.
<v Speaker 3>You're like, no, it was you now bleach happy.
<v Speaker 1>Not only do I have hair that's falling out of
<v Speaker 1>my head, and I was just devastated by it. Now
<v Speaker 1>I'm worried.
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'm like internally wrong with me.
<v Speaker 1>Like I thought they were gonna be like, oh, we
<v Speaker 1>did this wrong, let's do this one.
<v Speaker 5>No, this is you.
<v Speaker 1>Fix it.
<v Speaker 6>And they told me that it was something internally wrong
<v Speaker 6>with me.
<v Speaker 1>And it was my fault.
<v Speaker 2>And immediately, like, first of all, I never went to
<v Speaker 2>that salon again.
<v Speaker 6>But then like I stopped using like the products that
<v Speaker 6>she told me to And I mean I was like,
<v Speaker 6>if you ever been to a salon, it's like ten
<v Speaker 6>times as much as the hair stuff you paid for, wait,
<v Speaker 6>way more than the So I am paying all this
<v Speaker 6>money for my hair that is falling out of my head.
<v Speaker 1>So I stopped using the hair products.
<v Speaker 6>I started dying my hair with box dye, and I
<v Speaker 6>used the Trustam shampoo and a lot of hairy.
<v Speaker 1>Lot of hair.
<v Speaker 6>It's got a nice So this is like two years
<v Speaker 6>So that happened, Like to shut up, Jeremy, that happened
<v Speaker 6>like two years ago, and I stopped doing everything. And
<v Speaker 6>I because I have curly hair and it takes a
<v Speaker 6>long time for it to grow back. But I was
<v Speaker 6>talking to my mom again, who does hair for a living,
<v Speaker 6>and she's like, they double processed your hair.
<v Speaker 3>That's what happens, exactly what I tumbles because.
<v Speaker 1>She could tell.
<v Speaker 6>She looked at it and said, I can tell you
<v Speaker 6>exactly what happened to your hair.
<v Speaker 1>And so but I tell you what, all of my
<v Speaker 1>trust is.
<v Speaker 5>Out the windows gone.
<v Speaker 1>I will.
<v Speaker 6>I can't even get my hair cut by somebody else.
<v Speaker 1>I have to go home and have my mom do it.
<v Speaker 2>I can tell because your mom has one eye, so
<v Speaker 2>you're a little lopsided.
<v Speaker 1>I trust her. She knows how to cut hair. But
<v Speaker 1>I know people have these stories.
<v Speaker 3>That's the thing.
<v Speaker 2>Everybody's got a bad hair story. Ladies, were you fried?
<v Speaker 2>I know three or three six nine one, sixteen forty nine.
<v Speaker 2>Phone lines are wide open. I know somebody a woman
<v Speaker 2>who went in to get her perm done, like this
<v Speaker 2>was a few years ago, and she got the perm
<v Speaker 2>and the perm went bad and it was like she
<v Speaker 2>looked like a majestic lion. Oh that her hair was
<v Speaker 2>so huge and so massive because of this perm. It
<v Speaker 2>like they left it in too long or something and
<v Speaker 2>it just went yeah, and there's no getting.
<v Speaker 1>That back down. Yeah, because you got the perm in there,
<v Speaker 1>and it's like one of the first things people see.
<v Speaker 6>So it's like you are so self conscious about your
<v Speaker 6>hair and you don't even realize until.
<v Speaker 1>Something goes wrong.
<v Speaker 2>Katie, you were talking about how now you're just strictly
<v Speaker 2>the hair dye out of the box Lolly world now. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>which I don't want to brag. That's what I do,
<v Speaker 2>and I need to cover up some of the gray.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's nice and affordable, it is, and it works great.
<v Speaker 1>You can do it at home. It doesn't take hours.
<v Speaker 3>You know. It always terrified me though, what's that.
<v Speaker 2>Nick Knack had some similar experiences My wife Nick Knack,
<v Speaker 2>and she got to a point too where she was
<v Speaker 2>just more or less like, I'm sick of paying so
<v Speaker 2>much for all this. She didn't necessarily have her hair
<v Speaker 2>fall out, but you know what, I had to do.
<v Speaker 8>It.
<v Speaker 2>This was a few years ago when like, like the
<v Speaker 2>highlight streaks.
<v Speaker 3>Were really a big thing.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.
<v Speaker 2>So she would go buy the box of stuff and
<v Speaker 2>we would sit in the bathroom. She would sit on
<v Speaker 2>the edge of the tub and she'd do it for you.
<v Speaker 3>For me.
<v Speaker 2>She'd put that thing on her head, the cap that
<v Speaker 2>comes in the box, the rubber cap with like a
<v Speaker 2>hundred holes in it, and I had to sit there
<v Speaker 2>with the little crochet hook and.
<v Speaker 3>Pull her hair out of the holes, you.
<v Speaker 2>Know, and then highlight them blonde for her and sit
<v Speaker 2>there and pray to God I.
<v Speaker 3>Didn't screw it up somehow.
<v Speaker 2>You know how stressful that is. No, it's for a
<v Speaker 2>guy to do that to his wife's hair. Absolutely, and
<v Speaker 2>always was always like, you know what if this, if
<v Speaker 2>this turns out bad, this is on you.
<v Speaker 3>This isn't on me.
<v Speaker 1>I am I do not have.
<v Speaker 3>I have no sort of stylist certificate, right.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, you take no responsibility for something.
<v Speaker 2>I got another one for you, though Josh is grabbing
<v Speaker 2>these calls. I had a friend who did that whole
<v Speaker 2>thing that you'd see like on America's Funniest on videos.
<v Speaker 3>She was in the kitchen making I.
<v Speaker 2>Don't know what it was, brownies, a cake. She did
<v Speaker 2>the thing where she leaned over too far and the
<v Speaker 2>mixer was going and it sucked her hair into the
<v Speaker 2>mixer and took out a massive chunk out a massive
<v Speaker 2>chunk out of her hair, just completely ripped it out.
<v Speaker 2>Can you even imagine?
<v Speaker 1>No terrifying with that.
<v Speaker 6>The pain and you don't realize how much you love
<v Speaker 6>your hair until you don't.
<v Speaker 3>Have it, Well, you don't realize how much force.
<v Speaker 2>Isn't those electric mixers either, because it would just grab
<v Speaker 2>your hair and rip.
<v Speaker 1>It right out.
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, she wasn't the most health conscious person, so
<v Speaker 2>I guarantee you that she baked them up anyway and
<v Speaker 2>ate them. Oh Hedge time like one hundred.
<v Speaker 1>Sporch report because we know Sporch.
<v Speaker 2>The big football program is back on tonight the Denver Broncos.
<v Speaker 2>They got a pregame pre season game to night before
<v Speaker 2>the real game.
<v Speaker 3>Start the football programs.
<v Speaker 2>They're on tonight the Atlanta Falcons at Mercedes Benz Stadium
<v Speaker 2>in Georgia kick off his schedule for five o'clock tonight,
<v Speaker 2>the big pre game.
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna take about fifteen snaps.
<v Speaker 2>The starters are tonight on this pre pregame and before
<v Speaker 2>the real game and it starts most of They've got
<v Speaker 2>flea flickers going on tonight. Yeah, Bo Jackson's playing all
<v Speaker 2>positions tonight. They're going to get the coaches out there
<v Speaker 2>to play too. Like in uh youth, you know at
<v Speaker 2>the end of the season they get the coaches against
<v Speaker 2>the kids.
<v Speaker 3>They're doing that tonight a little on the preseason. Pre
<v Speaker 3>game tonight, pre gaming season in Broncos.
<v Speaker 1>Did you game?
<v Speaker 2>No, this is important, this issue sports I not pretty
<v Speaker 2>tapped into the flea flickers in the kicking you're impressed.
<v Speaker 3>When they kicked the ball in the sky. Who's the
<v Speaker 3>kick the points Kickerton? Of course, that's the column in
<v Speaker 3>the locker room.
<v Speaker 1>Everybody knows Kicky.
<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna go ask Will Lutz that question Will Lutz.
<v Speaker 3>He doesn't like he likes to go by Kicky Kickerton LUTs.
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's there.
<v Speaker 3>You go. No, Well, you guys aren't tapped in like
<v Speaker 3>I am. We're not.
<v Speaker 2>I'm always down there at the camps and the training
<v Speaker 2>camps and the massage rooms and what not. Then uh,
<v Speaker 2>inside the building where it's air conditioned.
<v Speaker 3>Duh, you're so smart. I got my binoculars.
<v Speaker 2>I'm Josh, I'm tapped in.
<v Speaker 3>To the sports fleet flickers. What else is going on?
<v Speaker 9>Hey?
<v Speaker 3>Games tonight? Did I mention that.
<v Speaker 5>Bo Nicks will not be playing?
<v Speaker 3>Which does artific he is?
<v Speaker 5>You don't want that?
<v Speaker 3>All right? Well, listen, I got the inside track.
<v Speaker 2>You do you know about Tony Hawk?
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>You know Tony Hawk was in town.
<v Speaker 8>And Uh, he was leaving skateboards at random skate parks,
<v Speaker 8>including one like Loraza because he likes to litter.
<v Speaker 5>Well, no, someone picked us to give that one was found. Yeah,
<v Speaker 5>that one was found. Man was in town signed it.
<v Speaker 3>You know, he goes by Birdman.
<v Speaker 5>I didn't know that.
<v Speaker 3>Look it up.
<v Speaker 1>I told you I'm tapped into the world of skate too.
<v Speaker 2>That's not Larry bird No, Birdman is the nickname for
<v Speaker 2>Tony Hawk. He's out doing the Ollie's and the kickflips.
<v Speaker 5>I didn't know that.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, at you the tic tech with tech.
<v Speaker 5>Get lucky enough to find a skateboard.
<v Speaker 8>He's got a few more out there in Colorado, so
<v Speaker 8>be looking at random sign them.
<v Speaker 5>That's his thing. He likes doing that.
<v Speaker 8>He likes to go to different towns all over the
<v Speaker 8>Country's raining yesterday, Well that's why no one.
<v Speaker 5>Is at the skate park. So he's like, I'm gonna
<v Speaker 5>leave a skateboard here right now.
<v Speaker 1>You put it under a bush.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're gonna have a smeary signature on a soggy skateboard.
<v Speaker 1>How are you gonna do a fifty to fifty grind
<v Speaker 1>on that?
<v Speaker 5>Holy crap, that's an actual Yeah, I know.
<v Speaker 1>I used to skateboard.
<v Speaker 3>I was in skateboard camp for years. Yeah, I was
<v Speaker 3>an expert at the heel flip?
<v Speaker 5>Could you really? Heel flip was like the one trick
<v Speaker 5>I couldn't do.
<v Speaker 12>Well.
<v Speaker 1>You know what.
<v Speaker 3>Not everybody's as good as me, that's.
<v Speaker 2>True, Not even the great Tony Hawk and his soggy
<v Speaker 2>skateboards with smeared signatures.
<v Speaker 5>Go find him. There's still some out there at your.
<v Speaker 2>Mixed one hundred Sports report.
<v Speaker 1>Please, you thought you'd heard it all.
<v Speaker 5>Just when you think you've seen everything, not.
<v Speaker 1>Even close spiraling. Who's getting canceled? What's the local buzz?
<v Speaker 1>What can we expect? We're diving headfirst into the chaos.
<v Speaker 1>It's the mile high height.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's up?
<v Speaker 3>What's what's up with?
<v Speaker 1>Jkj on nix one hundred?
<v Speaker 3>Well, just ahead of heads up.
<v Speaker 2>If you have a new fur baby in your life
<v Speaker 2>in the form of a dog, you might not want
<v Speaker 2>to name your dog Bella. There is a report out
<v Speaker 2>from US News and World Report. They did a giant
<v Speaker 2>survey about the top dog names in the entire country
<v Speaker 2>and Bella came in at number one, followed by Luna,
<v Speaker 2>and then Max was third.
<v Speaker 3>So there's a lot of puppies out.
<v Speaker 2>There named Bella, Max and Luna, but Bella's the biggie. Yeah,
<v Speaker 2>Like it was the biggest in like more than half
<v Speaker 2>the states across the country. So like, if you're a
<v Speaker 2>dog park and you yell Bella, you're gona have nine
<v Speaker 2>dogs running up to you.
<v Speaker 6>Probably be somebody's daughter because it's also a very popular
<v Speaker 6>kid's name.
<v Speaker 3>Dad, that'd be where some kid ran up to you
<v Speaker 3>at the dog park.
<v Speaker 1>Like Bella's hello home.
<v Speaker 3>You know, I like it all right? So there's that.
<v Speaker 2>If you'd like to buy a Ford Escape, very popular
<v Speaker 2>car amongst families and teen drivers. Nicknack had a Ford
<v Speaker 2>Escape many many years ago. Uh, they say they're pulling
<v Speaker 2>the plug on the old Ford Escape. It's been around
<v Speaker 2>for twenty five plus years. So if you want to
<v Speaker 2>get one, get on it.
<v Speaker 1>Are they saying just like a decrease in sales or what?
<v Speaker 6>Oh?
<v Speaker 2>A lot of times the new models of different styles,
<v Speaker 2>like the Bronco Sport came out, which is the smaller
<v Speaker 2>like Baby Bronco, and it's roughly the size of the Escape,
<v Speaker 2>So I would imagine they're just going to scrap the
<v Speaker 2>Escape because sales are probably tanked and the Bronco Sport.
<v Speaker 6>Is upse Yeah, I think they got rid of the
<v Speaker 6>Edge too, the Ford Edge, the Edge.
<v Speaker 2>Listen, it's gonna be a really busy weekend downtown. You
<v Speaker 2>got Zach Bryan, you got those Banana Boys come into town,
<v Speaker 2>some red rock shows, some various festivals. Kink Fest is
<v Speaker 2>going to be in town. We're gonna tell you about
<v Speaker 2>that in just a second.
<v Speaker 3>But be aware.
<v Speaker 2>RTD is letting everybody know that it's going to be
<v Speaker 2>nuts down there if you're taking public transportation. So they're
<v Speaker 2>adding extra trains on the ce wn N lines. If
<v Speaker 2>that means anything to you, thank goodness, I know, especially
<v Speaker 2>that Eline mannicets nuts one of the worst. Right along
<v Speaker 2>with it, they're gonna put some extra transit police on
<v Speaker 2>these lines too, to keep an eye on the riff raff.
<v Speaker 3>So if you were.
<v Speaker 2>Planning on going downtown this weekend and seeing the Savannah
<v Speaker 2>bananas and urinating on public transit, this is not your weekend.
<v Speaker 3>Don't do Don't do it because they got the police out.
<v Speaker 1>Don't do it, even if it's your kink.
<v Speaker 2>Right, do not urinate on the lightrail because they will
<v Speaker 2>fire pepper spray, right, right, into your pee hole.
<v Speaker 1>Oh out o jervy. I don't even have one of
<v Speaker 1>those in their.
<v Speaker 3>Hurts goodly, Where does yours come out?
<v Speaker 6>I was going to say, yeah, I'm.
<v Speaker 1>Singing something different. Okay, Wow, Kingkfest coming to Denver. What's
<v Speaker 1>your kink? Let's have a ball.
<v Speaker 3>Pepper spray in my area.
<v Speaker 1>Geez, the kids are in school, little ears.
<v Speaker 2>So this is a thing though, Kinkfest every quarter apparently
<v Speaker 2>it's a quarterly Kingfest.
<v Speaker 1>It happens at tracks, so whatever gets your motor going.
<v Speaker 6>They're expecting at the Big Ones two to three thousand
<v Speaker 6>attendees at Kinkfest.
<v Speaker 3>So that's too much. That's too much on kin. But again,
<v Speaker 3>I guess if you're looking for for a.
<v Speaker 2>Kink or for a fetish or whatever like this is
<v Speaker 2>a good time to show up to it and event
<v Speaker 2>like this and just dabble in kinks.
<v Speaker 6>Dabbles a great word, ask around. Yeah, you know, people
<v Speaker 6>will be more than happy to show for recommendations on
<v Speaker 6>the Kinks recommendations.
<v Speaker 1>You can show off your own or search. It's like
<v Speaker 1>a talent show kind of kind of.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yes, puppets and I don't.
<v Speaker 1>Know if they'll have awards maybe, probably fine, to have
<v Speaker 1>an awarded.
<v Speaker 2>That's actually my kink is getting multiple awards. You ever
<v Speaker 2>made out with a trophy?
<v Speaker 1>Not lately?
<v Speaker 6>Okay, Well, if you do find your kink, then maybe
<v Speaker 6>nine months later a baby will be born.
<v Speaker 1>There was a baby born in Brookfield. This one's special.
<v Speaker 6>I just want to give a shout out to the
<v Speaker 6>Broomfield Police Department because it happened on the side of
<v Speaker 6>the road in Broomfield. So right off Northwest Parkway August
<v Speaker 6>seventh is when this went down. And a couple of
<v Speaker 6>Broomfield police officers were eating some breakfast burritos when they
<v Speaker 6>got the call at a baby was being born on
<v Speaker 6>the side road.
<v Speaker 1>So they raced to the baby and they found the
<v Speaker 1>dad without a shirt on. The baby had been delivered.
<v Speaker 3>Did he just comes from kink fest?
<v Speaker 1>You know what?
<v Speaker 6>Maybe maybe that's not in the pictures. Maybe he took
<v Speaker 6>them off before this. But thankfully, the baby, the mom,
<v Speaker 6>and the.
<v Speaker 1>Dad, everybody's just fine. It's such a sweet story and
<v Speaker 1>again all.
<v Speaker 3>The nonsense put to the side.
<v Speaker 1>It is really sweet.
<v Speaker 6>And thank you again to Broomfield Police Department because I
<v Speaker 6>didn't realize this. They don't receive any training in that regard.
<v Speaker 6>So it's not like they go through a course when
<v Speaker 6>it comes to roadside deliveries.
<v Speaker 3>I've been in the delivering room. It's I've been there too.
<v Speaker 6>No, they had to rely on instinct and calm decision making,
<v Speaker 6>and so I just tip our hats to you.
<v Speaker 3>Do you think they finished their breakfast burrito while they
<v Speaker 3>were delivering?
<v Speaker 1>You'd take that with you. It's a nice you can
<v Speaker 1>right with you.
<v Speaker 3>You can deliver a baby with what I have to
<v Speaker 3>the delivery.
<v Speaker 6>That's the one handed delivery right there, exactly, brito, one
<v Speaker 6>hand baby.
<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine looking up seeing a police officer they're
<v Speaker 2>munching on a burrito?
<v Speaker 1>Are you done yet? Like a brito was the size
<v Speaker 1>of a baby?
<v Speaker 3>You done?
<v Speaker 1>Busheon? Oh what you do? Are you up?
<v Speaker 6>Todate on your drunk celebrities, goofy gossip, b movies and
<v Speaker 6>boy bands.
<v Speaker 14>Yeah, Katie is especially the boy bands.
<v Speaker 6>Let's see who can out Katie Katie and Katie crush
<v Speaker 6>with JKJ.
<v Speaker 3>Yes, it is.
<v Speaker 2>That time to uh crushean. We got Carla, Hi, Carla, Hi, Hi?
<v Speaker 3>What are you doing this weekend?
<v Speaker 11>You know, school, shopping, housework, Yeah, all the boring stuff.
<v Speaker 3>We're a busy mama bear huh.
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I am getting ready for that school year.
<v Speaker 3>Expensive.
<v Speaker 1>How many kiddos do you have?
<v Speaker 12>Two teenagers?
<v Speaker 7>Oh yeah, earl.
<v Speaker 3>Ya that's where they want all the name brand clothing crap. Right,
<v Speaker 3>oh yeah, why don't you just say no, so buy
<v Speaker 3>it yourself.
<v Speaker 12>They don't have jobs.
<v Speaker 3>That's too bad, so sad, Right, go get a job.
<v Speaker 6>Trying to train them to get a really good job, right.
<v Speaker 3>That's why.
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, besides support mom.
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, do you work at all?
<v Speaker 3>Do you have a job?
<v Speaker 12>I do?
<v Speaker 11>I work in accounting.
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, all right, I thought maybe I thought maybe
<v Speaker 2>I could hear it in your voice that you were
<v Speaker 2>in account.
<v Speaker 3>Well, wherever you're working, just take a little off the top, you.
<v Speaker 7>Know, no, sure?
<v Speaker 1>Do you want to keep working?
<v Speaker 2>And you can buy all the yeatly a little off
<v Speaker 2>the top pennies.
<v Speaker 3>They'll never notice. Carlo.
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to give you and Katie the same five
<v Speaker 2>pop culture tribute questions.
<v Speaker 3>Best out of five wins ties go to Katie.
<v Speaker 6>I want to say, Katie, yeah, you know what, I'm
<v Speaker 6>counting on you for a win?
<v Speaker 1>Do you better bring it? Good luck?
<v Speaker 3>See what she did there?
<v Speaker 1>All right, she's leaving. Get out of here?
<v Speaker 3>What are you doing?
<v Speaker 2>She's still chatting, all right, So she's leaving the studios, Carla.
<v Speaker 2>She goes into a room where she can't hear anything.
<v Speaker 3>I come up with the questions.
<v Speaker 2>So there's no cheating, and we will find out how
<v Speaker 2>you did once we bring her back in the studios.
<v Speaker 5>But let's get it on.
<v Speaker 2>Here's your first question. What does g r w M stand.
<v Speaker 3>For in the world of like social media? G r
<v Speaker 3>w M.
<v Speaker 11>Oh, I don't know.
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna pass, all right, for the past. Here's your
<v Speaker 3>second question.
<v Speaker 2>What brand is known for the line leggings?
<v Speaker 3>A line legging?
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?
<v Speaker 3>Oh oh, no, cheating. I need an answer.
<v Speaker 7>Adidas, all right, but you know for that.
<v Speaker 2>What is the name of the primarily drive through coffee
<v Speaker 2>shop that offers drinks like the Rebel Freeze and the
<v Speaker 2>Golden Eagle Brevet.
<v Speaker 10>Betch Bros.
<v Speaker 1>Dudge to the Bros.
<v Speaker 3>Here's your fourth question.
<v Speaker 2>This gaming franchise debuted in twenty ten and features flightless
<v Speaker 2>birds defending their eggs from green pigs.
<v Speaker 12>Oh, my kids are gonna come.
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. I don't want your kids to kill you.
<v Speaker 3>Hurry and get these right. I don't want to murder
<v Speaker 3>you are you gonna pass?
<v Speaker 8>Pass?
<v Speaker 1>Carla?
<v Speaker 3>Why did you call in to play this game?
<v Speaker 7>I needed the date night?
<v Speaker 5>All right.
<v Speaker 2>Here's your fifth and final question. Who is the creator
<v Speaker 2>of the Muppets?
<v Speaker 6>Oh goodness, oh my gosh, oh.
<v Speaker 3>Carla, Well you should have just probably not called this
<v Speaker 3>is yeah.
<v Speaker 12>I probably shouldn't have really.
<v Speaker 3>Embarrassed for you, carl Would you like it? Would you
<v Speaker 3>want to pass? Would you like to say Dutch Brothers
<v Speaker 3>nor his pass?
<v Speaker 2>Katie is gonna come back in and uh, let me
<v Speaker 2>add up?
<v Speaker 3>How many you got? Right, Carla?
<v Speaker 5>Oh?
<v Speaker 3>That was quick? All right?
<v Speaker 1>Hi Katie?
<v Speaker 5>Oh you don't know.
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I threw you off just now. You don't even know.
<v Speaker 2>You don't know what's happening right now?
<v Speaker 5>All right?
<v Speaker 3>You ready?
<v Speaker 1>I'm so ready?
<v Speaker 2>In the world of social media, what does g r
<v Speaker 2>w M stand for?
<v Speaker 9>No?
<v Speaker 3>G R again, g r w M, groom.
<v Speaker 1>Good Reapers wear Metal?
<v Speaker 2>Actually no, no, no, no, Carla, pass that is get
<v Speaker 2>ready with me Hi video?
<v Speaker 1>I know.
<v Speaker 3>Here's your second question.
<v Speaker 2>Which brand is known for the align leggings?
<v Speaker 1>What? What yourself?
<v Speaker 3>This is real life, you guys.
<v Speaker 1>The only leggings I can think of is Lululemon.
<v Speaker 2>Way to Pull that out of here, Lulu limit, Carla,
<v Speaker 2>you said Adidas.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was looking for Lulu, all right.
<v Speaker 1>I get what you'd say, Adidas though, dang.
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Okay, are you still there, Carla? Okay, you got
<v Speaker 3>really quiet. I thought maybe your children had murdered you
<v Speaker 3>like you said they would. Yeah, all right. Here is
<v Speaker 3>your third question.
<v Speaker 2>What's the name of the primarily drive through coffee shop
<v Speaker 2>that offers drinks like the Rebel Freeze and the Golden
<v Speaker 2>Eagle Brevet.
<v Speaker 1>I knew from the Rebel one. It's the Dutch Bros.
<v Speaker 3>Yes the time.
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Carla, you got one. Here is your fourth question.
<v Speaker 2>This gaming franchise, debuted in twenty ten, features flightless birds
<v Speaker 2>defending their eggs from well.
<v Speaker 3>Don't say it.
<v Speaker 2>She hasn't guessed yet, Carla.
<v Speaker 1>Carla gave it away. Carla, you were doing bad. Now
<v Speaker 1>you're doing incredibly bad. You went from bad to way words. Wait,
<v Speaker 1>did you also get that for her?
<v Speaker 3>No, she didn't give it to you.
<v Speaker 1>Now you just gave Katie the boy.
<v Speaker 2>Carl, I don't have to do nothing for nobody.
<v Speaker 1>She screwed that one up. What are you doing? All right?
<v Speaker 1>Here's your fifth and final question.
<v Speaker 2>After that Freebie don't see the answer to this one. Carla,
<v Speaker 2>who is the creator of the Muppets?
<v Speaker 3>Do you know now, Carlos Jimson, Right, Carla passed.
<v Speaker 1>You knew that too, right, Carlo can do that after
<v Speaker 1>the fact.
<v Speaker 2>You totally got crushed today, Carla.
<v Speaker 3>You got one, Katie got four.
<v Speaker 1>Helped me out, so thank you.
<v Speaker 3>But you know what, Carla, you made my day. You
<v Speaker 3>made me laugh.
<v Speaker 2>I'm in a good mood on a fry and you
<v Speaker 2>said you needed a date night out and dinner on us.
<v Speaker 3>So I'm gonna give you the prize anyway, all right you.
<v Speaker 3>I like you.
<v Speaker 2>You're so sweet and it was just like the most
<v Speaker 2>innocent mistake and I sun a delightful angry Birds time.
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