<v Speaker 1>Jerry, Katie and Josh one hundred.

<v Speaker 2>Let's see, it's been a minute since I've done a

<v Speaker 2>Fat America for you guys. You want a fat America? Yea, absolutely.

<v Speaker 2>This one's pretty wild to me. KFC and Oreo have

<v Speaker 2>collaborated to create a chicken fried chicken cookie. Cookie has

<v Speaker 2>typical Oreo chocolate wafers, but isn't fried directly. Instead, the

<v Speaker 2>cream inside is the whole eleven herbs and spices flavor.

<v Speaker 2>There's no actual chicken involved, but I would imagine if

<v Speaker 2>you're eating it, you're like, this does taste like KFC chicken. Oh,

<v Speaker 2>you're making a face over there, I.

<v Speaker 1>Know. Oh, don't a savory cookie. I don't know.

<v Speaker 2>I mean, you're a savory criskit.

<v Speaker 1>Then it'd just call it a biscuit, right, Why.

<v Speaker 2>Don't you take it up with the people at Oreo.

<v Speaker 2>But it's a KFC and Oreo collaboration. It might not

<v Speaker 2>be bad between the two. Vanilla wayfirst throw away. I

<v Speaker 2>do not accept these because, Okay, the problem with these

<v Speaker 2>cree is they are gonna make you go poopoo probably

<v Speaker 2>a lot.

<v Speaker 1>I don't like that.

<v Speaker 2>But I'm gonna tell you right now, you're not gonna

<v Speaker 2>want to go poo poo at the front bathrooms here

<v Speaker 2>in our office, which side note, are like the worst

<v Speaker 2>bathrooms ever in my opinion. There's the whole issue which

<v Speaker 2>we're gonna get into here with the locking mechanism on

<v Speaker 2>this door. Yeah, you never remember if they're locked or not.

<v Speaker 1>Well, there's no distinct, like you, it is locked, you know,

<v Speaker 1>especially inside. You can't tell, no, you can't tell at all.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he is a guy too,

<v Speaker 2>their individual bathrooms up front. As a guy, you're just

<v Speaker 2>used to walking in and grabbing a urinal and the

<v Speaker 2>door closes behind you, you know, and you just do

<v Speaker 2>your thing with these Sometimes you forget because you walk

<v Speaker 2>in to go do your thing and you just forget

<v Speaker 2>to lock the door. I in midstream a few times

<v Speaker 2>and I peek over at that. I'm like, did I.

<v Speaker 3>Down?

<v Speaker 2>And Katie was just telling us an awesome story off

<v Speaker 2>the air, and I was like, we should probably talk

<v Speaker 2>about that because I feel like everybody's walked in on

<v Speaker 2>somebody so they don't want to see, right.

<v Speaker 1>I mean, we've all been there, right where you walk

<v Speaker 1>into a bathroom somebody's sitting on the toilet.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you're like, oh, no, shock, I used to

<v Speaker 2>do it away. I used to do it a lot sadly.

<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't want to make fun or whatever,

<v Speaker 2>but this was this is real life. I worked at

<v Speaker 2>an old folks home for like I'm sorry, a retirement

<v Speaker 2>community for like four years. In the amount of times

<v Speaker 2>that you'd walk into a restroom and there'd be a

<v Speaker 2>sweet little old man sitting on the toilet, that is shocking.

<v Speaker 2>That is shocking. And I'm the number of times that

<v Speaker 2>happened to me, I can't even tell you, I mean hundreds.

<v Speaker 1>Contact right because he can't look away. Yeah, both lock

<v Speaker 1>eyes and it's like yeah.

<v Speaker 2>And it's different do when it's like a really elderly

<v Speaker 2>person sitting there and they're just kind of staring at

<v Speaker 2>the ground.

<v Speaker 4>And it's just like it's like he would this be

<v Speaker 4>the last time? Okay, It's like it's all I thought about.

<v Speaker 4>They were like, is this the last time that I'll

<v Speaker 4>have to do this?

<v Speaker 1>Yes?

<v Speaker 2>Or they're so frail that you get sucked down in Yes,

<v Speaker 2>I said, I wasn't getting poke fun, knock it off.

<v Speaker 1>No, it's real life.

<v Speaker 2>Chair real life. Sometimes you walk in so bad. Yeah, yeah,

<v Speaker 2>so tell everyone what happened here at a place of

<v Speaker 2>business office?

<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, it was this that like somebody walked

<v Speaker 1>into the bathroom and there was somebody in there already

<v Speaker 1>on the toilet, and it was the awkward eye contact

<v Speaker 1>that was made that you just can't forget. It'll just

<v Speaker 1>never leave your brain. That'll be ingrained in there forever.

<v Speaker 1>But then after it was just like, oh my gosh,

<v Speaker 1>like it's shocking.

<v Speaker 2>Right well, and I hate the for me. I've had

<v Speaker 2>it happen a few times, and the exclamation is always

<v Speaker 2>you know, don't you ever knock? And I'm like, don't

<v Speaker 2>you ever lock?

<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

<v Speaker 2>I locked the door.

<v Speaker 1>That's what.

<v Speaker 2>That's the thing with those bathrooms. You don't remember to

<v Speaker 2>lock them, and you don't know when you're in there

<v Speaker 2>and you look at the door if it's locked or not.

<v Speaker 1>Well, it's funny because I guess the person who was

<v Speaker 1>on the toilet their exclamation was I thought you would.

<v Speaker 2>Not He's like, why you want to take a picture?

<v Speaker 1>You know exactly.

<v Speaker 2>That's got to be awkward now because then you got

<v Speaker 2>to work with that person sit here on out.

<v Speaker 1>You have that connection with them, like you don't want

<v Speaker 1>to see any of your coworkers sitting on the toilet

<v Speaker 1>with their pants around their ankles. Especially. Here's the thing.

<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's just like because this was

<v Speaker 1>a this was a guy. This is a man who

<v Speaker 1>was on the toilet, and that is just and it's

<v Speaker 1>just an image that will be forever ingrained into their memory,

<v Speaker 1>just like sitting on the toilet with their pants around

<v Speaker 1>their ankles and their fleshy legs just.

<v Speaker 2>Like they're a.

<v Speaker 1>Little hairy, you know, like the tan lines like.

<v Speaker 2>Sting there playing on her phone and the phone part right,

<v Speaker 2>like like vulnerable, right, it's a very vulnerable moment for

<v Speaker 2>a man.

<v Speaker 4>For the man, for the man, because you guys are

<v Speaker 4>used to it, right, this is what we do, which

<v Speaker 4>is what you do city sitting all the time.

<v Speaker 1>It's like we just said, like our legs day we

<v Speaker 1>are like, But for you guys, I.

<v Speaker 2>Feel like it's very much that's an intimate moment for us.

<v Speaker 1>Some of you take your shirts off, like.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sometimes you get fully naked.

<v Speaker 1>You know, it's.

<v Speaker 2>Deliberate, get hot.

<v Speaker 1>So it's like when you walk in imagine.

<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine walking into that here at work, your

<v Speaker 2>coworker completely naked on the toilet, I feel so I'm

<v Speaker 2>not going to mention who walked in on this guy,

<v Speaker 2>but I feel really bad for her.

<v Speaker 1>No, I do too, I do too. But when she

<v Speaker 1>told me the story, I don't think I've laughed that

<v Speaker 1>long in a really long time. Because again, she really

<v Speaker 1>focused on the eye contact with this.

<v Speaker 2>That's the worst part because there is that cause you

<v Speaker 2>probably only make eye contact for two three seconds, right.

<v Speaker 1>But it feels like a lifetime.

<v Speaker 2>Feels like you stand there for forty five minutes.

<v Speaker 1>It feels like season just went by people at birthdays

<v Speaker 1>while you were making so bad.

<v Speaker 2>Well, I guarantee you there's gonna be a few people

<v Speaker 2>that work in this office that are listening right now

<v Speaker 2>that are going to go do it on purpose.

<v Speaker 3>I forgot to look, I heard you like this. Oh

<v Speaker 3>not again. All right, So let's talk about hair. Okay,

<v Speaker 3>most of us have it.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, mine is slowly disappearing.

<v Speaker 1>That's there.

<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's I shaved it. I've done it before. I

<v Speaker 2>gotta grow it back. Right now, I'm in the process

<v Speaker 2>of trying to. I'm like, come on, come on, because

<v Speaker 2>mom my mom is making me grow my hair bag

<v Speaker 2>because she wants to get family pictures where the entire

<v Speaker 2>family gets together, you know, outside, and we all wear

<v Speaker 2>jeans and white shirts, I know, yeah, and get a

<v Speaker 2>random yellow lab out there with us. And yeah, so

<v Speaker 2>I got to grow it back. So I'm working on it.

<v Speaker 2>It's slow. Is there any like oils or anything? Magic

<v Speaker 2>potion and their shampoos? Yeah, shampoo wheels.

<v Speaker 1>You can start a prayer group?

<v Speaker 2>Is a wig? I like the prayer group? Oh yeah,

<v Speaker 2>yoh yeah.

<v Speaker 1>We can good feelers out there for you, all right.

<v Speaker 2>There was a time though, I was dating a young lady, Katie,

<v Speaker 2>and she started to lean towards the the dark side.

<v Speaker 2>She was kind of getting a little gothic. Okay, But

<v Speaker 2>to appease the girlfriend and keep getting smooches, I dyed

<v Speaker 2>my hair like black jet black. Can you imagine pasty

<v Speaker 2>white Jeremy with black hair? No, it was so.

<v Speaker 3>Bad, toy story, huh, Yes, it was so bad.

<v Speaker 2>My mom hated it. Oh my god, she hate it.

<v Speaker 2>I came across the picture of me like that. I

<v Speaker 2>don't know. A couple of weeks ago, I was sorting

<v Speaker 2>through some stuff and there I was standing with that

<v Speaker 2>ex girlfriend and I was like, I had like a

<v Speaker 2>wife beat her T shirt on you. We need to

<v Speaker 2>see this. I know that was quick. We need that picture.

<v Speaker 2>It was bad, but that was a bad hair experience.

<v Speaker 2>And then shortly thereafter she started sleeping with the guy

<v Speaker 2>at Applebee's, so I had to I just shaved my head.

<v Speaker 2>Oh was that girl girl? I can tell she was.

<v Speaker 2>She wasn't good for me, No, she was. It the

<v Speaker 2>day that we broke up, I think my mom did

<v Speaker 2>a hallelujah. Your mom threw a party. Oh man, I

<v Speaker 2>think she called everybody in her prayer group, said my

<v Speaker 2>prayer's a been answered, that slut is gone. They're done.

<v Speaker 2>Do you have bad hair story?

<v Speaker 1>Oh? I have the worst. Actually, you all might remember

<v Speaker 1>because I it was when I first started working here

<v Speaker 1>at Mixed one hundred. I was trying to go blonde.

<v Speaker 1>So I teamed up with uh Salon and they were

<v Speaker 1>kind of, you know, doing something for me where like

<v Speaker 1>because you can't just like go blonde as a person

<v Speaker 1>who has, you know, darker hair, you kind of have

<v Speaker 1>to transition into that. So it's multiple appointments where you

<v Speaker 1>go from a darker hair color to a blonder hair color.

<v Speaker 1>And my mom does hair for a living, and I'll

<v Speaker 1>never forget she saw pictures that I was posting, and

<v Speaker 1>she was like, honey, why is your hair getting so thin?

<v Speaker 1>And I was like, what are you talking about. I'm

<v Speaker 1>going blond, mom, It's blond.

<v Speaker 2>It's like good, I'm cute.

<v Speaker 1>Like everybody else. And then my hair slowly started to

<v Speaker 1>like fall out and I was noticing it. Yeah, like

<v Speaker 1>it was very dry and brittle, and I was like,

<v Speaker 1>what is happening? And it was. I was in Steamboat

<v Speaker 1>Springs and I was putting my hair back into a

<v Speaker 1>ponytail because it was getting so short. And I was like,

<v Speaker 1>what is happening? And I'll never forget putting it in

<v Speaker 1>a ponytail.

<v Speaker 2>And the ponytail fell on no one, just like.

<v Speaker 1>But you know, putting it back and pulling my hair out,

<v Speaker 1>and there was like my whole hand was colored in hair,

<v Speaker 1>and I was.

<v Speaker 2>Just like, that's gonna be terrifying.

<v Speaker 1>It made me cry so hard, and immediately, you know,

<v Speaker 1>you go back to the salon and you trust these

<v Speaker 1>people with something that you don't realize means so much

<v Speaker 1>to you. That's the thing. I didn't put a whole

<v Speaker 1>lot of I guess effort into my hair. I didn't

<v Speaker 1>care so much about it until it started falling out,

<v Speaker 1>and then it's all I could think about, and I'll

<v Speaker 1>never forget when I went back to that salon and

<v Speaker 1>I started to tell them, I'm like, I don't know

<v Speaker 1>if I'm using the wrong product. I don't know if

<v Speaker 1>this or that, and that lady told me, well, maybe

<v Speaker 1>you should go to the doctor and see if it

<v Speaker 1>isn't something hormonial. You're like, no, it was you happy

<v Speaker 1>Not only do I have hair that's falling out of

<v Speaker 1>my head and I was just devastated by it. Now

<v Speaker 1>I'm worried, like internally wrong with me. Like I thought

<v Speaker 1>they were gonna be like, oh, we did this.

<v Speaker 2>Wrong, let's do this one now, this is you.

<v Speaker 1>Me fix it. And they told me that it was

<v Speaker 1>something internally wrong with me.

<v Speaker 2>And it was my fault.

<v Speaker 1>And I immediately like, first of all, I never went

<v Speaker 1>to that salon again. But then like I stopped you

<v Speaker 1>seeing like the products that she told me to and

<v Speaker 1>I mean, I was like, if you've ever been to

<v Speaker 1>a salon, it's like ten times as much as the

<v Speaker 1>hair stuff you pay.

<v Speaker 2>For it, wait, way more than the pot.

<v Speaker 1>So I am paying all this money for my hair

<v Speaker 1>that is falling out of my head. So I stopped

<v Speaker 1>using the hair products. I started dying my hair with

<v Speaker 1>box dye, and I used the trust my shampoo. And

<v Speaker 1>I have a lot of hair, lot of hair. It's

<v Speaker 1>got a nice So this is like two years so

<v Speaker 1>that happened, Like to shut up, Jeremy, that happened like

<v Speaker 1>two years ago. And I stopped doing everything there and

<v Speaker 1>I because I have curly hair and it takes a

<v Speaker 1>long time for it to grow back. But I was

<v Speaker 1>talking to my mom again, who does hair for a living,

<v Speaker 1>and she's like, they double processed your hair. That's what happened, exactly,

<v Speaker 1>doubles process because she could tell. She looked at it

<v Speaker 1>and said, I can tell you exactly what happened to

<v Speaker 1>your hair. And so but I tell you what, all

<v Speaker 1>of my trust is.

<v Speaker 2>Out the windows.

<v Speaker 1>I will. I can't even get my hair cut by

<v Speaker 1>somebody else. I have to go home and have my

<v Speaker 1>mom do it.

<v Speaker 2>I can tell because your mom has one eye, so

<v Speaker 2>you're a little lopsided.

<v Speaker 1>I trust her. She knows how to cut hair.

<v Speaker 2>But I know people have these stories. That's the thing.

<v Speaker 2>Everybody's got a bad hair story. Ladies, were you fried?

<v Speaker 2>I know three or three? Six nine, one, sixteen forty

<v Speaker 2>nine phone lines are wide open.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

<v Speaker 2>I know somebody a woman who went in to get

<v Speaker 2>her perm done, like this was a few years ago,

<v Speaker 2>and she got the perm and the perm went bad

<v Speaker 2>and it was like she looked like a majestic lion. Oh,

<v Speaker 2>her hair was so huge and so massive because of

<v Speaker 2>this perm. It like they left it in too long

<v Speaker 2>or something and it just went yeah, and there's no

<v Speaker 2>getting that back down. Yeah, because you got the perm

<v Speaker 2>in there and it's like one of.

<v Speaker 1>The first things people see. So it's like you are

<v Speaker 1>so self conscious about your hair and you don't even

<v Speaker 1>realize until something goes wrong.

<v Speaker 2>Katie, you were talking about how now you're just strictly

<v Speaker 2>the hair dye out of the box lolly world now,

<v Speaker 2>which I don't want to brag. That's what I do,

<v Speaker 2>and I need to cover up some of the gray.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It's nice and affordable, it is, and it works great.

<v Speaker 1>You can do it at home, it doesn't take hours.

<v Speaker 2>You know. It always terrified me though, what's that? Nick

<v Speaker 2>Knack had some similar experiences, my wife, Nick Knack, and

<v Speaker 2>she got to a point too where she was just

<v Speaker 2>more or less like, I'm sick of paying so much

<v Speaker 2>for all this. She didn't necessarily have her hair fall out,

<v Speaker 2>but you know what I had to do. This was

<v Speaker 2>a few years ago when like, like the highlight streaks

<v Speaker 2>were really a big thing. So she would go buy

<v Speaker 2>the box of stuff and we would sit in the bathroom.

<v Speaker 2>She would sit on the edge of the tub.

<v Speaker 1>And she'd do it for you, for me.

<v Speaker 2>She'd put that thing on her head, the cap that

<v Speaker 2>comes in the box, the rubber cap with like a

<v Speaker 2>hundred holes in it. And I had to sit there

<v Speaker 2>with the little crochet hook and pull her hair out

<v Speaker 2>of the holes, you know, and then highlight them blonde

<v Speaker 2>for her and sit there and pray to God I

<v Speaker 2>didn't screw it up somehow. You're how stressful that is. No,

<v Speaker 2>it's for a guy to do that to his wife's hair. Absolutely,

<v Speaker 2>And always was always like, you know what if this,

<v Speaker 2>if this turns out bad, this is on you. This

<v Speaker 2>isn't on me, right I am. I do not have

<v Speaker 2>I have no sort of stylist certificate, right.

<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, you take no responsibility for something.

<v Speaker 2>I got another one for you, though, Josh is grabbing

<v Speaker 2>these calls. I had a friend who did that whole

<v Speaker 2>thing that you'd see like on America's Funniest on Videos.

<v Speaker 2>She was in the kitchen making I don't know what

<v Speaker 2>it was, brownies, a cake. She did the thing where

<v Speaker 2>she leaned over too far and the mixer was going

<v Speaker 2>and it sucked her hair into the mixer and took

<v Speaker 2>out a massive chunk out, a massive chunk out of

<v Speaker 2>her hair, just completely ripped it out. Can you even imagine?

<v Speaker 1>No terrifying with that the pain and you I don't

<v Speaker 1>realize how much you love your hair until you don't

<v Speaker 1>have it.

<v Speaker 2>Well, you don't realize how much force is in those

<v Speaker 2>electric mixers either, because it will just grab your.

<v Speaker 1>Hair and rip it right out, right out of your head.

<v Speaker 2>Oh no, she wasn't the most health conscious person, so

<v Speaker 2>I guarantee you that she baked them up anyway, and

<v Speaker 2>dam